Food Processing Dog Turds In HD Wide Screen

  • 14 years ago
From the Youtube show by dOvetastic called "Can It Food Process?"

Episode #Sixteen of "Can It Food Process?" Staring the Shandar 3000 [1.2 version] Processing Bot now with a Wolfgang Puck Pro Commercial Food Processor unit complete with a powerful 800 watt induction drive motor.

Today we will be food processing dog turds. The recipe calls for one pound of ranch fresh dog turds. We will pour the ingredients into the Shandar 3000 and let process until fully smoothied buttermilked & liquified in the food processor. Next we pour the processed ingredients into the frying pan with a special spices for one hour. We will want the recipe to smoke with some rotten wood flavor mix'n flipp'n with a spatula. The end result will be "Crunch'N Doggy Doo Doo Soufflé"
Add some chocolate sauce and you have a Five Star Banquet Fillet! Your host the dOvemaster is your master food processing Chef. He knows all the best recipes & that food processing food is for total retards.

Enjoy and happy cooking and yes, lets not forget, leave it up to the dOvemaster food processing chef to prepare these wholesome recipes, do not attempt these recipes yourself.