Friday Night Fu (Episode 060)
Episode 60 - Original air date 11/06/09
The Movie: The Master (1984, dir. Robert Clouse and Ray Austin)
What do you get when you combine the awesomeness of Lee Van Cleef, the hotness of Demi Moore, the funkiness of Clu Gulagher, the utter toolness of Timothy Van Patten, and the A-Team van? It’s “The Master,” a mercifully short-lived TV series that we’ve conveniently re-edited into movie form. An aging ninja and his dork-butt drifter apprentice help stop an evil land developer and an evil Asian mafia. It should be noted that this features the coolest theme song ever, which makes up for how much Van Patten sucks.
The Fu:
Love Shack, baby! Some new characters really took off tonight (well done, Puppet Hand Lee Van Cleef!), while some others, um, not so much (I'm looking at you, Barry the Clumsy Guy). Meanwhile, we discovered that Stu keeps his spare socks somewhere special, that burp sounds make Jake want to hurl, and that some of us are a bottom. Call me Snake.
The Movie: The Master (1984, dir. Robert Clouse and Ray Austin)
What do you get when you combine the awesomeness of Lee Van Cleef, the hotness of Demi Moore, the funkiness of Clu Gulagher, the utter toolness of Timothy Van Patten, and the A-Team van? It’s “The Master,” a mercifully short-lived TV series that we’ve conveniently re-edited into movie form. An aging ninja and his dork-butt drifter apprentice help stop an evil land developer and an evil Asian mafia. It should be noted that this features the coolest theme song ever, which makes up for how much Van Patten sucks.
The Fu:
Love Shack, baby! Some new characters really took off tonight (well done, Puppet Hand Lee Van Cleef!), while some others, um, not so much (I'm looking at you, Barry the Clumsy Guy). Meanwhile, we discovered that Stu keeps his spare socks somewhere special, that burp sounds make Jake want to hurl, and that some of us are a bottom. Call me Snake.
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Short film