Rory Scovel takes the stage at Minneapolis’ Goodale Theater to offer his observations on such disparate subjects as re | dG1fMzlINDAtc0pHVzQ
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00:00One time my daughter asked me what happens when you die and I was like, I don't know and neither does anyone else and anyone who tells you they know is lying to you.
00:09My wife was like, hey, why don't we pull it back a little bit.
00:14You ever Google porn addiction just to see where you stand?
00:17Get to the website. It's like, how often do you masturbate?
00:20It's like, don't ask me questions.
00:22Show me other people's answers.
00:26I'd like you to hurry it up too. I got this gangbang video I'm trying to watch.
00:30Nah, I've never been in a gangbang.
00:35It gets all sad.
00:41Nah, I've never been in a gangbang.
00:46I just leave.
00:49Can this please be the trailer for the special?
00:53What does it say on the ticket? Like, what is this?
00:56Oh no, yeah, no, it's like crazy music.
00:58Hello.
01:00And then they do laser lights.
01:01You know what I mean? And you know what that means.
01:03The most doubtful performer.
01:04And you guys do know what that means.
01:06Okay.
01:07And then he just comes out and talks about stuff he's noticed.
01:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15The Pope's closed. That's not a red flag.
01:17That's not a red flag for anybody.
01:18That hat.
01:20Hey, y'all hold up.
01:21I forgot to put my hat on.
01:26Alright, do I look like God's best friend or not?
01:29He's gonna run for anybody.
01:30Woohoo.
01:31I don't know.
01:31I don't know.
01:32God's best friend.
01:33I haven't thought.
01:38You know what?
01:40Go for a friend.
01:41You