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These Broadway musical remakes are getting out of hand.

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00:00All right, TMZ reports that Davey Chase, now I looked her up and it says she started the ring.
00:08She was Samara. She's the psycho. Yes. The scary girl. The girl in the well.
00:13And by the way, it turns out she's gorgeous. Yes, she is.
00:17She was arrested and she was arrested on a drug possession charge and spent some time behind bars.
00:23Yeah. But she escaped through the television, didn't she?
00:27She did. She managed to get out. I knew we were going that way.
00:29But she's had some run-ins. Last year, she was locked up after cops pulled her over for joyriding in an allegedly stolen car.
00:37She was locked up for seven days.
00:40Doesn't the, is the phone rings after seven days or something like that?
00:42In seven days, yeah. You have seven days to get your affairs in order before you're...
00:47Seven days.
00:50It's been a while since I've seen that movie.
00:52Six and a half.
00:53Seven business days.
00:55Business days? That means I get the weekend, too?
00:58Well, it's Monday, so it's Labor Day, so...
01:01About eight days.
01:06All right, just stay there. I'm going to come over and kill you now.
01:09Yeah, if you could be more specific, it might help in planning, so...
01:13What if I go across the international date line?
01:16Let me get back to you.
01:17Coming up soon, we'll be addressing Halloween, but it's a favorite costume for Halloween parties and haunted houses.
01:25Which is the one where you go to where they have a girl who really does the full, like, you know, clicking and the whole body gesticulation.
01:32Millennhurst?
01:33No, it's...
01:34There's probably one there, but there's one...
01:36Maybe it's...
01:37There's one kind of out.
01:37It's the one way out where we always get lost going to.
01:40It's in Bucks County.
01:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:42Yeah, but the girl who...
01:42Valley of Fear?
01:43Nah.
01:44Might be.
01:45Valley of Fear.
01:46It's out kind of in a woodsy area.
01:48It's Grotto of Consternation is the name of it.
01:51Hang on.
01:53Chrissy is on the line to tell us about that haunted attraction.
01:55And it is Valley of Fear, isn't it?
01:57Ah-ha!
01:58So it's Valley of Fear?
02:00It is Valley of Fear, and the girl who does play the one from The Ring who was there for
02:06a long time, Liz, is just a phenomenal singer, too.
02:10I just wanted to let you guys know.
02:11Really?
02:11Okay.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:12She's incredibly talented.
02:14She was good.
02:15As you were moving along, she'd move along, and she'd...
02:17She never sang, really, but she...
02:20I'm the chick from The Ring, and I'm coming after you.
02:26So her name is Liz?
02:28Yes, Liz.
02:29All right, cool.
02:30Thank you, Chrissy.
02:30Appreciate it.
02:31No problem.
02:32Because in seven days, you're through.
02:38Chop-a-da-ba!
02:40All right.
02:40It's not that scary.
02:41I know.
02:41It's not scary when you sing it.
02:43Yeah, right?
02:44Wouldn't it be a little less if it were a musical?
02:46I live in a well, and my life's kind of hell, and I'm coming after you.
02:52My life's kind of hell.
02:56I'm the chick in the well, and my life's kind of hell, but I'm coming after you.
03:01In seven days.
03:04Seven days.
03:05In seven days.
03:06Seven days.
03:07Seven days.
03:09Coming after you in seven days.
03:11Hey.
03:13Oh, jeez.
03:14The ring.
03:16The musical.
03:18Turn my mic on!
03:19He turned his mic off.
03:20I didn't turn it off.
03:22I think you might have hit the button yourself there, dude.
03:24Uh-oh.
03:26No.
03:26There we go.
03:27I just hit that button.
03:29All right.
03:29Wait a second.
03:30What's going on?
03:31Wait a second.
03:32What just happened here?
03:32Your mic will turn off in seven seconds.
03:34Your mic will turn off in seven seconds.
03:40What?
03:41I don't have a mic.
03:42What?
03:42Oh!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ahhhh!