Wooden Condom

Preston found a "genuine" Civil War-era condom at Valley Forge.

Transcript

00:00and that's what i have for you this morning i thank you very much kathy and welcome back from

00:05the weekend yesterday was just wonderful and didn't even rain as much as i thought it was

00:09going to so i'm i've learned that even if they say it's gonna rain i don't know it's been breaking

00:15in our favor lately the last couple times so yeah it was wonderful how energizing is that when you

00:21step out and it's like that we went out my uh my daughter and son and i went out and hit a couple

00:26of parks we went to valley forge we went to the audubon society's uh sanctuary right yeah walked

00:32around outside for a while and just we were taking you know we were taking in the smells like that when

00:38you get out into the into the areas and into the woods and so on and you you get these scents it's

00:43just great man makes you feel good it's funny you should say that because i said i said you know

00:48warm weather has and obviously there are reasons there's obvious reasons things are warming up and

00:52you're getting that smell but the second you step outside it just smells like spring yeah smells

00:56good it's just so inviting are you enjoying nature it's so nice isn't it your walks with your

01:05family will be remembered forever yeah please drink it in and and i posted this on instagram

01:10yesterday we found uh we found a used uh trojan condom right by right by one of the cannons did you

01:19think it was a civil war condom i think it was and that's why we left it we felt that maybe it was

01:24important to leave that uh piece of history right there where it was plus we didn't want to touch

01:29it because there might have been some kind of who knows what i didn't have any gloves or anything

01:31well so that could have been lincoln's condom it could have been well maybe washington yeah you

01:37never know it was made out of wood oh my god well it was stuffed with wood it was a wood rubber

01:43no my dearest wife sex has become so painful since i started using those wooden condoms

01:50sorry about the splinters last night but anyhow getting outside oh man it was something else

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