Dave & Chuck the Freak watch video of a Canadian man who was naked while running from the cops after crashing his car and continuing to return to the scene of the accident.
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00:00those crazy canadians
00:09a bizarre crash in canada all caught on people's home security videos
00:20thank goodness because you got to see this one to believe it okay
00:24a guy from cambridge ontario a little bit outside of toronto
00:29was involved in a crash and is now facing several charges after he reportedly ran off
00:35nude oh no and committed several other offenses before returning to the scene
00:42i'll let this get started here it's this video's up at daveandchuckthefreak.com
00:48it's a crazy four minutes yeah it's like something out of a bizarre comedy sketch
00:54there's the crash oh okay like in a residential neighborhood it almost looks like those two
01:03cars are racing they were racing weren't they apparently not the driver of the white volkswagen
01:09rear-ended that dodge that's what they say started this all but the guy to keep your eye on is the
01:15guy in the white volkswagen all right he rear-ended that dodge traveling in the same direction the dodge
01:21struck a parked vehicle then flew into a driveway oh he's new he gets out
01:26nude stumbles away oh he's got a little bit of a blanket in front of him he's out of his mind
01:34he takes off he just uses the blanket as as a skirt god that's a bad look i've done
01:40i told you you look fine thank you but then return to the scene is that there he is i don't know if
01:50he asked someone for a ride but someone drops him off at the scene of the initial crash how does he
01:56find a ride nude i don't know now he's fully nude now he's fully nude he's getting back in and he gets
02:02in his car yeah and takes off he's the scene of the accident he left his blankie only in canada
02:11yeah they just let him roll out of there because they're like oh she's going hey no hey i think i
02:18can't believe he left it as soon as he got out of the uh car here he'd have had six bullets oh yeah
02:24exactly he spent hey something electrified him then he takes off again he's running naked he's
02:31holding his junk too well the tiniest little must be small little thing to hold get him dog
02:37well there he goes completely naked fast chubby fast naked man he's a fast mover where he's going
02:44he tries to go into the ambulance himself well he's naked and then keeps going keeps it rolling
02:51down the street everyone's just watching this unfold and then he goes why does he just run
02:57back through the area oh they're trying to give him his blanket here's your blanket hey thank you
03:02oh they wrapped him up like he's james brown or something i've never seen anything he doesn't
03:08even cover him private he's got it like a cape yeah he's wearing it and this guy's like get out of
03:14my house hey you naked bastard hey no way not today hey then he's on their ring cam he's trying to get
03:21into there oh he just walked in he's in someone's house he's in someone's house but now the people
03:28are like oh we gotta get him it's a bigger man that's naked running around how can you not catch
03:33him yeah he's i don't know he's real wily come on i mean he ran back through the scene of the crime
03:39like 19 times look at it oh they can finally have him oh my god it's cold dong first into the snow
03:46his timbits will be frozen yep that took way too long to get him you have to go watch this video
03:53when you get a chance because it is it's well brilliant cameras they have in these canadian homes
03:59clear crystal clear footage of this whole scene and how bizarre it was got a similar body type to
04:04me it's kind of chilling to watch yeah i feel the same i feel the exact same way killing 40 i'm like
04:10it might it might be how it ends for me running naked through the street
04:15let's hope not i don't know what kind of combination of stuff he was on
04:21but it made him feel invincible and he's fast he is i mean i couldn't get i couldn't get going that
04:28fast fast fast on ice how he didn't fall and kill himself i don't know and bare feet right
04:34yeah like how cold is that if i was on the scene there i'd be like fat terminator
04:39they're making them fat now so they blend in more
04:44he doesn't have a wiener to speak of can you even see one there no that's unfortunate he's got a
04:59heavy bush and uh fat pad which is yeah and it's freezing i'd hate to see me on video
05:06look at the old is that an older guy yeah get out
05:13that hat that old man hat yes gonna make sure he had to stop him from going into his garage right
05:19and then he stopped him from going into his house right there that guy had incredible speed he's very
05:23fast all right calling all cars calling all cars this is it we got a fat terminator running around
05:29look this here he comes after him no way did you get out of there eh oh wait he's going to my door
05:46i'm gonna break in and use your motorcycle and your maple syrup
05:51yeah and give me a give me your hacky stick
05:57because they don't have guns so yeah
06:00oh man
06:03it's fascinating to watch it's great it's a great part of the song
06:07it really is i just love watching all the other people in the background too and what they're doing
06:12the reactions because what a wild neighborhood and honestly oh my all hell is broken loose there
06:17and not a single cop is shown up no cop was chasing him you know how like when they have like a deer
06:22that's loose in the neighborhood or whatever that's how that cop was like chasing him he's like he got
06:26he got away he slipped away again i don't even think it's a cop i think it's just a guy and then
06:31the firefighters finally decide join the scene decide they've had enough i just want to do lines
06:36from terminator for the whole thing he's in the car with the lady and she's like are you sure about
06:41this and he's like trance me
06:43yeah but if you ever thought a chubby guy couldn't run fast i mean he's fast you need to see that's why
06:53you know it's drugs yeah because right here the speed that he gets in this in this section right here
06:59he's running watch this terminator yeah like yeah oh my god
07:03he's motoring he picks up that kid's a fast fat guy this canadian guy walking his dog is like
07:09how's she going yeah even the dog's like how's she going he's barefoot i think too he is barefoot
07:15maybe yeah i don't know i don't know i think he has one sock on my dog would have been running
07:19after him we would have been running yes it's a bizarre bizarre scene
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