Thursday's edition that week.It was aired twice a week then,which was a good idea.The aftermath of Den serving Angie Divorce papers is still very evident here.Most of the regulars are suffering hangovers as it's New Year.And Sharon unwisely heads home on her own late at night.
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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:45River's again, are you?
00:49I want a word with you.
00:50You look terrible.
01:17You know, someone ought to take a big stick to you and beat you with it.
01:21Morning. Morning.
01:23You lot out.
01:31Not you, bird brain. You live here.
01:35Good luck, mate.
01:37Well, Michelle, don't be too hard on him.
01:39I mean, he got carried away with the rest of us.
01:41Everyone was buying us drinks, weren't they, love?
01:44See you later.
01:45Witsy.
01:49I'm not mad at him.
01:50I'm training him.
01:52Oh, right.
01:54Oh, look.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:58You have to be there.
01:59All right.
02:00All right.
02:03I don't know.
02:33Ian!
02:35I forgot, Sharon.
02:37What do you think you're doing?
02:39What's going on?
02:41He just got into bed with me.
02:43Forgot my foot.
02:45He just got into bed with me.
02:47Ian!
02:48Don't get in bed with Sharon again.
02:50Charming.
02:51I don't know if he's coming or going.
02:53I look for all that myself.
02:55Watch it, all right?
02:57I don't have a nice and warm in bed.
02:59Ian!
03:01Is she asleep, Sharon?
03:03Oh, you sit down.
03:04No, she ain't.
03:05Where is she then?
03:06Here, Caff.
03:08Shouldn't you put a bathrobe on peak?
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:13Where did you get to last night?
03:15Dunno, but I ain't going again, Mum. Never.
03:17Caff, she ain't in the bathroom.
03:19Don't look so worried, Sharon. You can't be far.
03:22Here, Caff. You got mine?
03:24No.
03:25Oh, cheers.
03:27Mum, where have you been?
03:29I've just been for a walk, babes.
03:31Been to see him?
03:32No.
03:33I haven't been to see him.
03:34I've just been for a walk.
03:35Kettle's on, Ange.
03:36Thanks, Caff.
03:37I could do with a cuppa.
03:38I'll just take me coat off, all right?
03:39Yeah.
03:40Sharon.
03:41Sharon.
03:42What, pervert?
03:43Don't tell your mum about that.
03:45Mum!
03:46Guess what Ian just did.
03:47That's all I knew.
03:48Always wanted to go to a shotgun wedding.
03:50Very funny.
03:51Yeah, I'd not feel that good, Caff. Give us another one.
03:54What'd your last servant die of?
03:58Breakfast, anyone?
03:59Bacon?
04:00Mushroom?
04:01Sausage?
04:02Tomato?
04:03Oh, you've got a nasty streak in you, Caff.
04:04Do you know what?
04:05I actually paid to feel like this.
04:06I actually paid.
04:07Do you know what I reckon?
04:08I've got to be a nutter.
04:09Mum, could I have a fried slice from mine, please?
04:11Look, I still have guts, that boy.
04:13Why don't you feel bad?
04:14Because I ain't a pig.
04:15Well, I'll feel better if you feel bad.
04:17Sorry, I'm sure.
04:18Ian.
04:19Hmm?
04:20Mum, what's the word?
04:21Mum, scrub me breakfast.
04:22I'm off.
04:23See you later.
04:24Here, you don't think our boys...
04:26Oh, course not.
04:27Here, Pete.
04:28I've been having a think about that offer mimic made me.
04:31I think I'll have a go at it.
04:32I don't want you knocking yourself out because I'm not doing all that at the moment.
04:35I mean, things will get better.
04:37Anyway, I'll tell you what.
04:38You have a go at it.
04:39Me and Ian will take some of the workload off your shoulders.
04:41Oh, yeah?
04:42Like what?
04:43Well, like the housework at the start.
04:44Oh, you are a love.
04:45Do you want to start now with the breakfast?
04:47Good morning, love.
04:48Great night, wasn't it?
04:49Got rid of him then, did you?
04:50Who?
04:51That bloke you live all night.
04:52The one you went home with.
04:53What did he do?
04:54Leave his money on the bed.
04:55Watch your mouth.
04:56You ain't got no respect for yourself, have you, Mum?
04:57Well, how about giving me a thought, eh?
04:58I have to work here and all, you know.
04:59It makes me feel great, doesn't it, Mum?
05:00The local brass.
05:01Is that what you think?
05:02Come on, don't treat me like a kid, Mum.
05:03I've had more uncles in my farm.
05:04He showed me home, that's all.
05:05Don't you read the papers?
05:06There's a nut I run around loose.
05:07Yeah, well, I feel sorry for everybody.
05:08If he picked on you.
05:09Oh, Simon.
05:10Why do you always think the worst of me?
05:11Come on, love.
05:12It's whole new year.
05:13Let's start it, right?
05:14Yeah, let's start it, Mum, eh?
05:15I'll help your pack and take you to the bus stop, if you like, alright?
05:17Where's Luffy?
05:18Oh, he's under the weather then.
05:19Get him.
05:20I can't.
05:21I can't.
05:22I can't.
05:23Oh, Simon.
05:24Why do you always think the worst of me?
05:25Come on, love.
05:26It's whole new year.
05:27Let's start it, right?
05:28Yeah, let's start it, my mate.
05:31I'll help your pack and take you to the bus stop, if you like, alright?
05:33Where's Luffy?
05:35Oh, he's under the weather then.
05:37He's in bed.
05:38Get him.
05:39I can't.
05:40I've got all this to do, haven't I?
05:41Just do it.
05:42If you're not here in ten minutes, tell him not to bother.
05:45Cheers.
05:58Have you been to see Edge?
06:00That's right.
06:01What for?
06:02She's my mate.
06:03You make a nice pair.
06:05Look, Dan, I've had me slagging today.
06:07I don't need to.
06:08What goes on between you and Ange is your business.
06:10I just work here.
06:11You're a wind-up merchant and Ange doesn't need any winding-ups.
06:13She'll discover all the little dirty tricks herself.
06:15I ain't worried about Ange.
06:16She's been knocked a bit sideways.
06:17You've done it in your usual charming way.
06:19If she's like a rubber ball, she'll bounce back.
06:21You're probably right, but keep your nose out of it.
06:24Always just bad, ain't ya?
06:27Always have been.
06:28What chat?
06:30You had it made.
06:31Burning both ends against the middle and you couldn't see it.
06:34Don't poke your nose at the business that can concern you.
06:36Whatever it was.
06:38All Ange you wanted was to keep you, God help her.
06:42Somebody loves you that much and lets you get away with what you got away with.
06:45You don't have to be all the ticket.
06:47Shall I tell you something?
06:49No.
06:50You're going to end up on your backside, boy.
06:53You've got as much brains as you've got mouth and trousers.
06:55You'd be a millionaire.
06:57She's a good friend to have, Ange, but a bad enemy.
07:00It was open.
07:02What do you want?
07:04Well, I just popped in to see if I could help.
07:06I knew you'd be in a pickle, you know, with Ange not being here and all.
07:09She ain't here, is she?
07:13The name of this coffee is marked up at £2.19.
07:16Pardon?
07:17Would you check the price, please?
07:19If it's marked up at £2.19, it's £2.19.
07:21Well, it wasn't £2.19 last week. Nowhere near.
07:24But...
07:25Sorry, I'll check.
07:26What brand, Doctor?
07:28You're not supposed to be working today.
07:30It's okay. £1.89.
07:32Oh, then it's marked up wrongly, isn't it?
07:34Dr. Legg.
07:35Just a man I want to see. Can I have a word, please?
07:37Yeah, sure.
07:39Neymar, I've seen the flat.
07:41And we can have it immediately.
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:44Where have you been?
07:45Neymar, please keep your voice down.
07:47You might have a mild case of alcohol poisoning.
07:50You're lucky you can afford it, then, aren't you?
07:53And he hasn't been to see you.
07:55Pauline, if Arthur had been to see me, I'd remember.
07:57It's £1.89, then.
07:58Oh, yes.
07:59Lucky I could do this, isn't he?
08:02The difference is 30p.
08:04Oh, I'm sorry.
08:05Yeah, well...
08:06But he said he was coming to see you.
08:08Well, he didn't, though.
08:09Oh, please, Dr. Legg.
08:10Don't mind.
08:11Don't mind.
08:12Ask a nylon.
08:17And his legs are rich.
08:18I know.
08:21£20?
08:22Yes.
08:23£20.
08:24Well, he'll take all my change.
08:25So what do you want me to do about it?
08:27My little darling's in pain.
08:30Debs, it's winter.
08:32Baby's get-chat left.
08:33Yes, well, then she should be wrapped up more.
08:35Oh, just mind your own business, will you?
08:37Oh, sorry.
08:38Look, haven't you got anything smaller?
08:41Keep them.
08:42Keep them.
08:45Why did you sell the coffee at £1.89 when I'd marked it at £2.19?
08:50You marked it?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Well, don't.
08:54Don't mark anything I mark up in this shop.
08:56There's not enough profit.
08:58And talking of profit, there's a tenner missing out of the takings.
09:02Yes.
09:03Yes?
09:04What do you mean, yes?
09:06It's missing.
09:07Stolen.
09:08No.
09:09You're wrong.
09:10Debs, whatever you're doing tonight, drop it.
09:12I'm taking you out.
09:13No, you're not.
09:14We're going to be busy.
09:15I think you could be making a big mistake.
09:17I'll try and live with it.
09:18Look, what about this tenner?
09:20Yes, and you should try and keep your books in order,
09:22and we should revise our prices.
09:24Not ours.
09:25Mine.
09:26They're mine.
09:27And I didn't make a mistake with the books.
09:29I'll be back later.
09:31It's got to go.
09:33It's not much, I'm afraid.
09:34It's a bit of a comedown from the house.
09:36What?
09:37Oh, the flat.
09:38Did you get it?
09:39Yeah.
09:40What's it like?
09:41Well, we've got to live somewhere.
09:43Yeah, I know, but as I say, it's a bit of a comedown.
09:45It's a roof, though.
09:46Is it far?
09:47Bit of a hike.
09:49Rent?
09:50£50 a week.
09:51Oh.
09:52You got any more good news?
09:53Well, be thankful it's New Year and we're going to shut up shop early,
09:56because we're going to have our work cut out.
09:58We'll be packing and fading off into the sunset.
10:01At least when Mark Brown will be pleased.
10:03Right.
10:04Oh, I like that one very much.
10:06It's great, isn't it?
10:07Yes, certainly that one.
10:09Right, so I'll bring these three along then?
10:11I think Luxford and Copley will be impressed.
10:13Oh, yeah, definitely impressed.
10:15It's not a bad little scribber, is it?
10:17I told him you ought to take up graffiti.
10:19Pack it in, Barry.
10:20Oh, come on, mate.
10:21They don't want us here.
10:22Listen, how many others are Luxford seeing, in my line of me?
10:24I'm not sure.
10:25I've never seen a couple, but they weren't that cute.
10:26Oh, well, give it a go.
10:27That's all I can do, I suppose.
10:28Yeah, I think you've got a good chance of getting the contract.
10:30Well, if I do, I've got you to thank, and I appreciate the help.
10:32Well, 10.30 tomorrow then.
10:34Listen, do you think I'll say yes or no there and then?
10:36No, probably not.
10:37More likely send you a formal letter.
10:38Oh.
10:39I'll tell you what, I'll ring the office before lunch
10:40and find out what the score is.
10:41Put you out of your misery.
10:42Oh, great.
10:43Or the papers you wanted to see.
10:44Oh, yes, thanks.
10:45Good idea, that might be useful.
10:46Thanks, James.
10:47There you go.
10:48Sorry I'm so rash.
10:49Don't mind seeing yourself up there.
10:50That's all right.
10:51No, don't move a muscle.
10:52Your life depends on it.
10:53See that?
10:54We let you in, but we never let you out.
10:57Sorry.
10:58John.
10:59Yeah, see you.
11:00See you.
11:01Good luck.
11:02Oh, thanks.
11:03Got off to play the clown all the time, haven't we?
11:07Well, it's an holiday, innit?
11:08Nobody works on an holiday.
11:10Don't work at all if you can help it, but certainly not on a holiday.
11:13It's right, innit, Horatio?
11:15Horatio.
11:16What are you reading?
11:17It's a rundown on what the brewery does, who's on the board,
11:19what charities they've subscribed.
11:20Oh, stuff it.
11:21No, listen, it's really important to know something about who you're talking to.
11:25Don't you feel bad?
11:26I thought you, Rez, and the others would be suffering today.
11:28No, I can take it.
11:29Like I said, it's an holiday.
11:30Come on, let's go out and enjoy ourselves.
11:32No, listen, it's an important meeting tomorrow, and I want to get that contract.
11:35And if you did but know it, you want me to get the contract.
11:37Your money wouldn't keep this place going.
11:38You saying I'm sponging off you?
11:40No, no, I'm not.
11:41I'm just...
11:42Look, I'll play my way.
11:43Yes, I know you do.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45It was a silly thing to say, and I'm sorry.
11:47You say things like that, and I'll bite me knuckles till I bleed to death.
11:51Then you'll be sorry.
11:52You're a nutter.
11:53Complete nutter, you know that.
11:54So how about putting on a white coat and taking me out tonight?
11:56I haven't got time, but I tell you what, if I get it, go out and celebrate, OK?
12:01You're on.
12:02Come on, Horatio.
12:04See, Kath up the road, she went to see our Michelle.
12:08She's doing some work for Mehmet, and Michelle's going to give her hand.
12:11For a price, of course.
12:13Oh, Michelle was telling me Lofty came home drunk the other night.
12:17Brought Wixie and Ian back with him.
12:19Bet she'd give him a good ear-bashing when she got him on his own.
12:22They're going to be all right, then, too.
12:25Bet Cass and her right to her, Nate, what was Sharon and Angie there.
12:29Makes me sick.
12:31What?
12:34You know, I think 1987's going to be a good year for us.
12:38Goes like that, doesn't it?
12:40One good year, one bad.
12:41Still, it hasn't all been bad.
12:43I mean, we've got our Michelle settled.
12:46Nah, it's not been that bad.
12:48Ask them to take Mum for a couple of weeks.
12:50Oh, no, that's no good.
12:51No, that's too inconvenient.
12:53Who, what?
12:55Pete and Kathy.
12:56Ask them to take Mum for a couple of weeks.
12:58That's a break.
12:59Oh, no, can't do that.
13:00No, no, no.
13:01They can take them in, though.
13:02Angie and Sharon.
13:03Oh, yes, that's all right, that is.
13:04I think it was kind of sprung on a mark.
13:05Yeah, sprung on a mark.
13:06Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:07I tell you what, I fancy a cup of tea, yeah?
13:09Pauline?
13:10Oh, hello, Doctor.
13:11Arthur, Doctor's here.
13:12I was going to make a cuppa.
13:13Would you like one?
13:14Well, that would be a godsend, Pauline.
13:15Right, I'll see to it, then.
13:17How's it going, Arthur?
13:18There's a lot of sore heads about this morning.
13:29Pauline's worried about you, old chap.
13:31What's the trouble?
13:32Kettle's on.
13:33You've come to see me.
13:35What?
13:36I thought we could have a chat.
13:37I was saying to Arthur, it's a good thing Naima keeps her shop open.
13:41I mean, you think you're stocked up with everything, but there's always something you forget.
13:44You ask him to come?
13:46Well, Arthur, I thought you were a bit under the weather.
13:47Perhaps the doctor would give you a pick-me-up.
13:49We could all do with a pick-me-up, couldn't we?
13:51Arthur, where are you going?
13:52You're cold, Arthur!
13:56Pete, where's he had to keep the iron involved?
13:57Oh, in the cupboard in the hall.
13:58And the iron?
13:59Oh, the same clay.
14:00No, sorry, I get it, I get it.
14:01No, I'm just going to the bathroom.
14:02Well, Sharon's in there.
14:03What, this time of the day?
14:04Do you want me to get her out?
14:05No, there's no worries, Harry.
14:06Look, Pete, I'm sorry about all of this.
14:08That's all right.
14:09Here, do you think you and Dennis sort something out?
14:11I don't know.
14:12Look, I do the ironing in the bedroom, ain't it?
14:14Do it here, if you like.
14:15Well, I'd rather do it in there.
14:16Wherever you like.
14:17Mum, you got me Blair's?
14:18Yeah, I'm going to do it now.
14:21You all right, Tregal?
14:25I've got the same records as my dad.
14:26Yeah, well, me and him grew up together, didn't we?
14:28Same taste.
14:31Here, look, Pete, I'll do all that for you.
14:32No, no, you should just soak down.
14:34I'm putting too much liquid.
14:35That would have greasy, ain't I?
14:38Pete?
14:39What's he like on your shirt?
14:41Who's that, your dad?
14:42Same as it.
14:43Selfish old Pete.
14:44Hey, I'm selfish.
14:45Keep the shirt off his back.
14:47Yeah, he'll give you anything.
14:49Presents, money, anything but his precious time.
14:53Pete, look, come on, you're putting in too much liquid.
14:56No.
14:57Listen, I'll just let him soak, hey.
15:01But don't put your dad down too much.
15:04Why?
15:05Saying it's mum's fault?
15:06No.
15:07I'm not saying that.
15:08But then, having your dad.
15:10You know, when we was kids, he was still the same.
15:13And when he married your mum, he was the same.
15:16She knew what she was letting herself in for.
15:18Take him in all his ways a lump, eh?
15:20No.
15:21He loves you.
15:22In a funny way, he loves your mum.
15:24Come, Sharon, I shouldn't be talking to you like this.
15:27You know, you're better as well as I do.
15:29I know.
15:30I just thought you, you know, Pete, were you...
15:33And I had to get through to him?
15:34Yeah.
15:35Go on.
15:36Do you think they will get divorced?
15:39Yeah, it's funny.
15:41The grown-up part of me tells me it'd be best to finish it all around.
15:45I don't want to be piggy in the middle, Pete.
15:48I just want me mum and me dad.
15:51You're a fine-looking woman, Pat.
15:53That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day, Tom.
15:55Play your cards right and you might win my affection.
15:58I didn't know you cared.
15:59You could do a lot worse.
16:00I've got my own place and I'm an handsome chap.
16:03Oh, you are, though.
16:04So, when do you think we ought to name the day, eh?
16:06Name the day?
16:07No, nothing like that.
16:08I reckon I'm still good for the 20-yard dash, not the marathon.
16:11Oi, you're not here to chat to the bar, Starf.
16:13You're here to collect glasses.
16:14Yes, sir.
16:15I was just telling this beautiful creature here
16:17that I was thinking of giving up work and going to live with Sofa Lorraine.
16:21Right, come on.
16:23I'm only encouraging.
16:25Oh.
16:26It's your Father Christmas.
16:27I've been seeing you all right this year.
16:29What do you mean by that?
16:30It's not earnings.
16:31What do you mean?
16:32An orange juice.
16:34Just take it easy, eh?
16:36You got someone looking after me, Mary?
16:38She's asleep.
16:39Well, all by herself.
16:4142, please.
16:42You think it's wise leaving the baby on her own, Mary?
16:46If I didn't, I wouldn't have left her, now would I?
16:48No, of course not.
16:50Well, I'll just drink this and I'll pop across.
16:53She's all right.
16:55So, if you could do, say, a dozen in four weeks mould.
16:58I mean, your machine's up to that, isn't it?
17:00Yes, no problem.
17:01But what about the wool?
17:02Well, I'll supply that, of course.
17:04Right, money.
17:05Part of life.
17:06Yeah, well, I reckon it'd take about two and a half hours each garment.
17:09Two and a half?
17:10Oh, I don't know.
17:11Mould two and a half hours, all right?
17:13That's 75p an hour.
17:15And, say, another hour and a half of finishing off.
17:17Well, I've got Michelle doing all the sewing up, so you don't have to do no sewing if you don't want to.
17:21Let's see how it goes, eh?
17:23Hey, love.
17:24Done the housework?
17:25Have you seen Ian?
17:26No.
17:27Fine, Pete?
17:28Yeah.
17:29I've got to get this sorted out, haven't I?
17:30I've done the washing up and the hoovering this morning.
17:31How's the lady's behaviour?
17:32Well, how do you expect her to behave?
17:34She's gutted.
17:35Sharon's four-kid down.
17:36Sharon can come back here any time she wants.
17:38She knows that.
17:39Oh, yeah, that's great, innit?
17:40What would you like, Sharon?
17:41Broken arm, broken leg?
17:42What nutter would you like to live with?
17:43One nutter or the other nutter?
17:44What do you want me to do?
17:46You know the SP.
17:47Look, I ain't coming in at the point, then.
17:48Well, here it is.
17:49And there's your dough.
17:50Thanks.
17:51Oi, you, over here.
17:52And there's your change.
17:53Thanks very much.
17:54My pleasure.
17:55What was all that about?
17:57Well, it annoys me.
17:58Oh, so I noticed.
17:59Yes, Dad.
18:00Look, I've ubered up, washed up and dufted up this morning.
18:02Oh, that was nice of you, wasn't it?
18:03Well, where are you?
18:04I was out with my pinty.
18:05What's all this about?
18:06Oh, yeah, I haven't told you.
18:07Me and you were taking over the housework.
18:08We're in the lady's ship there,
18:10watching the fashion business.
18:11Oh, OK, yeah.
18:14Do I have to?
18:16Oh, I'll see you later.
18:18Hang on, so she hasn't actually started you?
18:20No, no, of course not.
18:21She's organising it.
18:22So she hasn't started?
18:23No.
18:24So what's she doing for today, then?
18:27Dunno.
18:28You've got to watch them, Dad.
18:29They're as sharp as a cartload of monkeys.
18:31I've brought you a coat, Arthur.
18:32Do you remember you told me off when Pauline was doing too much?
18:49You said she was the proper family and we should help.
18:52She was proper Pauline.
18:54Do you remember?
18:55Yes, I remember.
18:56I expect it's every London's dream to get out of it, innit?
19:01To get out in the country.
19:03Well, that's my little bit of country out there.
19:06You know, you can walk miles in the country without seeing anything, you know that?
19:12Yeah.
19:13September.
19:14When I was in it, but that's when we went.
19:15September was the month.
19:16Sometimes.
19:17We'd stay over for apple picking.
19:18Is something this?
19:19September, yeah.
19:20Hot picking.
19:21The old family used to go.
19:22I'd bring a great bonfire and everybody laughing and singing.
19:24And me and my mate, Billy, we used to go fishing.
19:26I thought we were going to live in the country, my dad said.
19:27I didn't know.
19:28It was all talk.
19:29I didn't know.
19:30I didn't know.
19:33It was all talk.
19:34Just talk.
19:36I emigrate to Australia.
19:37I didn't know.
19:39You shouldn't build people's homes up and then not do anything.
19:45And when he had a drink, he drink, I don't drink.
19:52But I ended up drinking.
19:55and when he had a drink.
19:59I think I should look at your hand, Arthur.
20:01I see this poor old woman with her hands like this,
20:05frustrated, all her dreams gone.
20:08She was beautiful.
20:11Had beautiful hair
20:13and beautiful eyes.
20:16She had nothing
20:17except an old man that hit her when he was drunk.
20:21And she held this up,
20:23this statue,
20:24a bloody old chalk statue,
20:26it wasn't worth the rubber,
20:27and he broke it.
20:29And she said,
20:29you broke it?
20:32So it was something special.
20:34And it was to her.
20:35I wondered why.
20:36I said, why?
20:38And she said,
20:40it's not the statue,
20:41it's not the statue.
20:42And I didn't understand.
20:45Anyway, where was I?
20:46I, um...
20:47We got no friends, none.
20:51You can copy, they're not friends.
20:55See your sister struggling like that.
20:57Like you say,
20:59Pauline's very poorly.
21:00You've got to help.
21:02I tried.
21:03I tried,
21:04but they wouldn't take Mum.
21:06Not for just one day.
21:09Not for just one day!
21:12Sharon?
21:14Well, Sharon,
21:15if you don't want to see your dad,
21:16you better hurry up.
21:16You'll be here in a minute.
21:17Come on, let's come in.
21:23But I'm worried about you, Sharon.
21:25Don't.
21:25You chip off the old block.
21:27No.
21:28What do you mean, no?
21:29I know how it's hurting,
21:30don't I?
21:30Do you?
21:31Yeah, well, I've had some of it,
21:32remember?
21:33When things had turned out different,
21:35it might have been me
21:36you were turfin' out of bed
21:36and I'd been moaning like Ian's.
21:38Moaning, is he?
21:39Do you know what happened this morning?
21:40Yeah.
21:40Pushed you out of bed, I was only.
21:41His face.
21:43I wish I was seeing you, ain't she?
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah, I hear my mum's been over
21:45talking to your mum?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Sharon,
21:48I don't have nothing to do with her,
21:49all right?
21:50You are your mum.
21:51There's been some nasty rumours
21:52going round about what she's up to
21:53and what she's getting married,
21:54isn't her?
21:54What rumours?
21:55Oh, it don't matter,
21:56you'll hear them soon enough.
21:57But all I'm saying is, Sharon,
21:59she's no good, all right?
22:00And it worries me
22:01that she's got nothing to do with your mum
22:02and especially you.
22:04You really cared, didn't you?
22:05Look, the world's a bad enough place
22:06without her.
22:07Well, haven't you got no feelings for her?
22:10Well, yeah, I suppose I must have.
22:11I wouldn't get so mad, would I?
22:12Yeah, I've been there.
22:13I know, Sharon.
22:14Right, I'm off.
22:15Are you going back to me dad?
22:16Later.
22:17Yeah, well, don't be too late, eh?
22:18Why?
22:19Do you think the bogeyman's going to get me?
22:20Sharon, there's a lot of funny people out there, all right?
22:22We've got our own mum going natter on the loose
22:24at the moment, haven't we?
22:25Not too late, just for me.
22:26All right.
22:27See you later.
22:27See you, sir.
22:28I'm over from your records.
22:32You don't need an excuse to come over.
22:34This is your own.
22:35It's your own.
22:36Was my mum and dad one?
22:37And how is your mum?
22:39Ten out of ten, you've done a good one this time.
22:41I mean, you've really surpassed yourself.
22:42How do you think she is?
22:44You and I have got to talk.
22:45We've got a lot to talk about.
22:47And mum?
22:48It's finished me and your mum.
22:49Well, so are we.
22:50Look, Sharon, you just don't understand, all right?
22:52I wasn't any good for your mum and your mum wasn't any good for me.
22:55It happens, all right?
22:56It may sound brutal, but we couldn't go on the way we were going.
22:58Even you've got to see that.
23:00But it was all right for a while.
23:01You loved each other.
23:01You both think...
23:02It was all deceit.
23:04Deceit?
23:05You're saying mum was deceitful.
23:06What about you and that other woman?
23:08I never read it.
23:09So that makes it all right?
23:11Because you think you're such a fine catch,
23:12you can throw something like that in a person's face
23:14and wait till they wag the tail to the great man decides to pat them.
23:17That makes it all right?
23:19Who do you think you are, eh?
23:20You think you can take people's pride away from them?
23:25You just don't understand, do you?
23:27Understand?
23:28You mean there's a logical reason for ruining people's lives?
23:31I never wanted to ruin anyone's life, least of all yours.
23:34Whatever else your mum and I had, the only good and old thing was you.
23:37I love you, Sharon.
23:39I don't want to lose you.
23:42Please, Sharon.
23:50You nearly hit me, then.
23:55I was in complete control the whole time.
23:57Who do you think you are, eh?
23:58Barry Sheen?
23:59You've got nothing else to do, Ian.
24:00So why are you following me?
24:01I was thinking there that we'd be in the bed together.
24:03Look, Ian, Wixie knows all about that.
24:05So does the rest of the world by now.
24:06It was an accident, all right.
24:08But you've got mouthing off around the square.
24:09My dad's going to get to where about it.
24:11You want to try to explain to him how it happened to best of luck to you?
24:13I should think Wogford Borough Council will be picking bits you up from all over the square.
24:16So go and play on your little bike, all right?
24:24That ain't the answer, you know, Age.
24:26I know it ain't the answer, Kath.
24:27You tell me the answer.
24:28I don't know.
24:29There you are.
24:30Oh, no one of gold out there.
24:33Did you get it all right?
24:34Yeah.
24:36Oh, that's better, Age.
24:37Be my guest.
24:38I had to go half way up to West End before I found a chemist open.
24:41What did the doctor give him?
24:43Antidepressants.
24:43Oh, poor Paulie.
24:45Poor Arthur.
24:46And the prescription cost me 360.
24:48Didn't Paulie give it, John?
24:49It don't matter.
24:50Poor kid.
24:51Don't know if he's coming or going.
24:52Arthur's in a right old state.
24:54I mean, antidepressants, what he needs is a job.
24:56How are you, Ange?
24:57Me.
24:57I'm on top of the world, mate.
24:59You don't come down with a bump.
25:00Here.
25:01I see Sharon with our Ian earlier.
25:02They've been in.
25:03No.
25:04It's getting a bit late, isn't it?
25:06I'll give another 10 minutes.
25:07So I'll shoot out and find them.
25:08Thanks, Pete.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Oh, she's off at last.
25:12You don't need to take this long to settle down.
25:14Probably got the mood off me.
25:17So what are you saying?
25:18You got the records back from your dad and then you sold them to Colin's mate Barry?
25:21Yeah.
25:21You had to dump for money or what?
25:24No.
25:25I wanted them.
25:26Then I met me dad and he bought them for me so I didn't want them anymore.
25:30So I sold them.
25:31Better than dumping them.
25:33Then I'll probably end up buying them off Barry's barrel for twice as much as I sold them for.
25:38He's a funny bloke, isn't he, that Barry?
25:40Funny couple, really.
25:41A bit like chalk and cheese.
25:42I can't make them out.
25:43Made me feel welcome anyway.
25:45Here.
25:46Look what Barry gave me.
25:47Clap.
25:48What?
25:49Clap.
25:50That is brilliant.
25:55Have it?
25:55I can't.
25:56It's a present, isn't it?
25:57Give it to Vicky.
25:58How do you make it stop?
26:00Oh.
26:01I'll tell you something.
26:01Vicky's not going to have a chance once Lofty spots it.
26:04How are things for you and him?
26:06Fine.
26:06Fine.
26:07Here, do you want a cup of tea?
26:08You should be back in a minute.
26:09What's time?
26:10About 11, I suppose.
26:11I can't, shall I've got to go.
26:12It's getting late.
26:12Well, I can hear him coming up now.
26:13He'll walk you back.
26:14I think you're sure.
26:18Isn't that a sight worth waiting for, eh?
26:20Yeah, look, I'd better go straight to bed.
26:22I am a bit tired out.
26:23You got drunk last night, didn't you, Lofty?
26:25Yeah.
26:26You're not going to do it again, though, are you?
26:27No, I took the pledge.
26:29I'd better go to bed.
26:30Would you walk Sharon back to Pete's first?
26:32Hey, oh, yeah, yeah.
26:33Oh, God, it's all right.
26:34I'll never make it.
26:35Sure, I'll see you down there, too.
26:36See you later.
26:37Yeah, it's all right.
26:38Do it.
26:44See ya.
26:45See ya.
26:45All right.
27:15Come on.
27:45Next, stay with drama as we find another case for our lovable rogue and antiques expert.
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28:15It's Lovejoy.
28:45It's Lovejoy.