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00:00Throughout history, there are moments that change us, redefine us, and offer simiankind great leaps forward in progress.
00:19I give you the Scizotron 5000.3, a masterpiece of visionary foresight.
00:27With this device, we will shrink the human race to the size of the rats they are, reducing them to mere subjects, to the rule of monkeydom.
00:37Wahahahaha!
00:48Remind me to check the calibration of your helmet next week.
00:50Now, if I can just iron out all the bugs...
00:54There we go.
00:57Oh, sweet, merciful Kong.
01:04All right, get back in the...
01:06What?
01:07Great.
01:08Now, where would that little festering boy be off to?
01:11Wookie!
01:13Wookie!
01:14Wookie!
01:16Wookie!
01:17Wookie!
01:18Wookie!
01:19Wookie!
01:20Wookie!
01:22Wookie!
01:23Wookie!
01:24Wookie!
01:25And when I'm done with that I'm gonna take a white hot hibachi card in...
01:36Wookie!
01:36Why, you no-good vermin-infested dung-flinging little...
01:42OOKIE OOKIE
01:43When I get my hands on your scrawny little neck, I'm gonna...
01:45OOKIE OOKIE
01:46And when I'm done with that, I'm gonna take a white-hot Hibachi card in...
01:49OOKIE OOKIE
01:50And I'm gonna shove it...
01:54OOKIE OOKIE!
02:06Maybe I should unplug this thing...