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00:01And for the final piece of treasure of the day, let's head over to Elaine.
00:06So, who do we have next?
00:09I'm Gloria.
00:11Good luck, Gloria. I'm now going to hand you over to the expertly seasoned hands of Elaine.
00:18Hello, Gloria. So, where have you come from today?
00:21Oh, I'm the local mechanic.
00:23Wonderful.
00:24Yeah, you look much younger than real life.
00:26Oh, too kind.
00:28So, what have you brought along today?
00:32Amateurs.
00:32I've brought this painting.
00:34Oh, this isn't a painting.
00:36It's a lithograph by Robert Hillingford, probably early 20th century.
00:42What's a lithograph?
00:46It's a printing process, using a flat stone or metal plate on which the image areas are worked,
00:51using a greasy substance so that the ink adheres to them,
00:56whilst the non-image areas are made ink-repellent.
01:01It's not painted on paper.
01:03Right.
01:05Is it a family heirloom?
01:06No, it's always on the garage toilet.
01:09I thought it looked posh, so I brought it here.
01:12Well, it's an image of Wellington at Waterloo.
01:16The ink distribution is very smooth.
01:20Right?
01:21And worth around 600 euro.
01:26Oh!
01:29God!
01:30Okay, brilliant.
01:32Everyone out to the terrace for summing up with David, then on to the final link with Nick.
01:37Thank you so much for bringing this today.
01:44They don't need the boom on this one because David's been miked off.
01:48Whatever that means.
01:51David's skin is surprisingly good for his age.
01:55He hardly needed any powder.
01:56Well, he's probably had work done, darling.
01:59Most of these TV types do.
02:02Oh, darling, you're absolutely right.
02:05I must keep the number of his surgeon.
02:11Ready, Nick?
02:12And...
02:25Action!
02:26What a wonderful time we've had in the beautiful Saint-Brettois.
02:30And next week, get your castanets out as the European road trip continues.
02:35Bilbao.
02:36Spain.
02:37See you then.
02:40Cut!
02:41And that's a wrap!
03:00Call an ambulance!
03:04Do you remember the first time
03:07That my eyes set on you?
03:14Your smile came from nowhere
03:17For sometime never
03:19Or sometime soon
03:24The road is a long one
03:27I was only passing through
03:31I was only passing through
03:40Jane
03:47We're having a nightmare
03:49The rest of the crew are stranded at Gatwick
03:52God knows how we're going to film today
03:54Why did you drive?
03:56Elaine won't fly
03:58And Paul doesn't trust the baggage control with his equipment
04:01And then
04:02Trust the van to break down
04:04You're good to go
04:05But thanks for sending Gloria
04:06I'll follow you up there
04:07Just in case she blows again
04:09Brilliant
04:10Thank you so much
04:11Thank you
04:12Hey, Jean
04:13Sorry about all of this
04:15Oh, hi, Paul
04:16Blimey, you're looking trim
04:18Thank you very much, Jane
04:20See you in a bit
04:21Thanks
04:23See you later, love
04:24See you, love
04:25Hey
04:26There's a queue forming outside already
04:29And there's a fella at the front
04:30With what looks like a sleeping bag
04:31That's a bikini, innit?
04:33Oh, that must be the chap
04:34That gave me this for Elaine
04:36I must remember to pass it on
04:38Antique Antics is a very popular show
04:41Thank you, Jean
04:42For suggesting they filmed it here
04:44It was Davy's idea, actually
04:45I'm surprised he came back
04:46After what happened last time
04:47Yeah, I do feel a bit bad about that
04:49What happened?
04:50Oh, David married a madman
04:51Who tried to kill him in Jean's house
04:53Yeah
04:54The producer, Paul
04:56Is an old university friend of mine
04:58And when he offered me the job
04:59As a pundit on the show
05:00Well, I instantly offered David up instead
05:03Did you not fancy?
05:04No, it's not my bag
05:06But David
05:07He's always first in the queue at the karaoke
05:09And I thought it'd be right up his street
05:11And I was right
05:12He's a big superstar now
05:13You turned down antique antics
05:16Are you mad?
05:17You could have made us all famous
05:20No, it'd have made me famous, Judith
05:23And I couldn't think of anything worse
05:25But anyway, they're filming in your beautiful summer house
05:29I mean, how exciting is that?
05:31Yes
05:32That queue is getting massive
05:34I might get housekeeping to set up a little drinks corner for refreshments
05:38Can't look a gift horse in the mouth, eh?
05:41Once an entrepreneur, always an entrepreneur
05:45I'd better give him a hand
05:49I'll say it again
05:51That was a very nice thing you did for David
05:53Well, there might have been another reason why I turned down the job
05:58Oh, yeah
06:00Well, I'd have spent loads of time filming away
06:03And, erm, right now I'm exactly where I want to be
06:07Well, that's a coincidence
06:09Hey, Jean, this is dead exciting
06:18You never told me
06:19I'm nipping home for a painting to get it valued
06:21If you want a painting valued, I'll do it for you
06:23Yeah
06:24You can't get me on the telly
06:26See you in a bit
06:31Thank you
06:32There she is
06:33Oh, yeah, you look smashing
06:35Thank you
06:36Hey, can I get one of those?
06:37You certainly can
06:38Come on
06:39Oh, look, Paul
06:40Oh
06:45This is my old friend, Jean
06:46And mine
06:47That's the old
06:48Oh, I don't think you'd be needing those umbrellas
06:51He's not reigned here for about six weeks
06:53They're for the sun, dear
06:56Yeah, it's been a long journey
06:58Let's go shoot this nonsense
06:59Shall we?
07:00Yeah, of course
07:02Erm, follow me
07:03Hm
07:04Yep
07:09Oh, Nick
07:10He's followed me to France
07:13When will it stop?
07:14Hm
07:18Welcome to Epousteuflo, our summer home
07:38I'm a huge fan of the show
07:40Where is your green room?
07:41Oh, yes, now I know what that means
07:43That's TV speak for waiting room
07:46We've transformed our conservatory
07:49Where is it?
07:51Just through there
07:53Hm?
07:58I was just saying to Jean
07:59It's been a long journey
08:00I know
08:01They're a lot friendlier on the telly
08:03How are you doing?
08:04I'm Paul, the director and producer
08:06Thank you so much for letting us use your house
08:09I really do appreciate it
08:10Well, you're a step up from the highly dodgy resident we had last year
08:15Oh
08:16This is Judith
08:17And this is my good friend, Dom
08:19Ah, good to meet you, Dom
08:20You have very good taste in France
08:23Oh, Jean
08:24So good to see you again
08:26And you look great
08:28Now, we have a bit of a situation
08:32We literally have no crew
08:34They're stranded in Gatwick
08:36You're welcome to stay as long as you need
08:39Thank you, Judith
08:40But we have to be on the road to Spain tomorrow
08:42As we only have that particular venue for a day
08:45So, how can we help?
08:47I need someone to hold the boom
08:49Oh, yes, I can do that
08:50What's a boom?
08:52It's a huge microphone we hold over the public's head
08:54You're a bit on the, um, petite side
08:58We need someone taller
09:00Oh, well, Dom can do that
09:02Oh, no, I'm not sure
09:04Perfect, thanks, Dom
09:06What can I do?
09:07How about make-up?
09:09What?
09:10Well, judging from the glamour of yourself
09:13You've clearly got a talent
09:15Well, thank you, David
09:17Great idea
09:18All you need is, uh, some powder and a brush
09:21I think I'll need more than that
09:23Some of the people who appear on your show
09:25Look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
09:28Right
09:28The refreshment stall's been set up
09:30Just outside the function room
09:32Jeremy, uh, this is Paul
09:33He's the director and producer
09:35Hi, Jeremy
09:36Uh, refreshment stall?
09:38Gotta keep the troops fed in war today
09:40Great
09:41Well, thanks for getting so much sorted
09:44I'll make sure you're well compensated for this
09:46Oh, no problem
09:48Thanks
09:49I'm the make-up artist for the day, darling
09:52I'm going to transform all the frightful people
09:54Oh, congratulations, darling
09:56Right
09:57Let's get to it
09:58Thank you
10:03Thank you
10:04Thank you
10:07There you go
10:08You look amazing
10:10Judas, love
10:11We really need to crack on
10:12All good here
10:16Uh, action
10:23Absolutely extraordinary
10:24And action
10:32Welcome back from the break
10:34So the answer to the mystery is
10:36A retailer or manufacturer of porcelain
10:39Would simply shop around for the cheapest silversmith
10:42It's easy when you think about it
10:44Anyway, over to Elaine
10:46For this week's Trash or Treasure
10:49Oh, thanks, Nick
10:52Now
10:53Take a look
10:54At these two items
10:56I missed my calling
10:58I am transforming people
11:00I'm doing a roaring trade here, darling
11:03Look after the pennies
11:05And the pounds will look after themselves
11:07Hello
11:09I'm Nigel
11:11Did you manage to give the gift to Elaine yet?
11:13Oh
11:15Sorry, old chap
11:16I
11:17Completely forgot
11:19Um
11:20Big fan of hers, are you?
11:22Oh, yes
11:23Oh, yes, you were the one
11:25In your little sleeping bag
11:26Front of the queue
11:27Yeah
11:28Elaine and I got back a long way
11:30I made a promise to never miss any of her shows
11:34Oh-ho
11:35Yeldam's chocolates
11:36That takes me back to old lighting
11:38I'll tell you what
11:39I will make her a nice cup of tea
11:41Then give her the chocolates now
11:43No
11:43She only drinks pure spring water
11:45From her Algarden china cup
11:48Well, then I'll just give her the chocolates then
11:51Thank you
11:53I would do it myself
11:54But, um
11:55David and Nick can be very protective of it
11:57I'm not allowed anywhere near
12:05Oh
12:06Yeldam's chocolates
12:08I've not had them since I was a kid
12:09You know, in all the years I've lived in France
12:11I've never seen a box of these
12:12Oh
12:13Fans off, Dominic
12:14These are for Elaine
12:16From her number one van
12:18Over there
12:26The reason why most teddy bears have one side of their face flatter than the other
12:30Is because it shows how much they have been loved
12:33Cut
12:36Oh, great work, Nick
12:38You know, it's hotter than Hades out here
12:40I'm gonna need a considerably high effect of sun cream
12:43Or I suppose that's just too much to ask
12:45Okay, everyone
12:49Let's break for lunch
12:51That's half an hour
12:57My arms are killing me
12:59Engage the core
13:00What?
13:00What?
13:01If you engage your core
13:02You'll put less pressure on your arms
13:04Oh, that right, is it?
13:06Sorry, Dom
13:07That made me sound like an idiot
13:08It's just that, uh
13:09I lost four stone last year
13:11Retained a few trips of the trade
13:13Oh, wow
13:15Hadn't seen my toes since the notice
13:17Shut it
13:18I'm serious
13:18You wouldn't have recognised me
13:20No
13:20Well
13:21You look right now
13:22Well done
13:24What's your usual workout?
13:25Er, you know
13:27Do a bit of, uh
13:28Planking
13:29Oh, that's what I mean
13:30Engage the core
13:31Good man
13:33Hey
13:34You know I got everyone delayed on purpose
13:35So I could work with you
13:36He didn't
13:37No
13:38But I'm really happy it's worked out like this, Jane
13:40You are a natural
13:42Is there no way I could persuade you to join the team?
13:46You'd be amazing
13:47What is this, a tag team?
13:48It's a great gig
13:49Not just the travel
13:50But the stuff you get to see
13:52I handled a real Caravaggio in Rome
13:55You didn't?
13:56The brush detail was exquisite
13:58Oh, I mean that is amazing
14:00It really was
14:01Dom
14:02Can you give us a hand with the large amphora?
14:04What?
14:05Don't worry, it's nothing medical
14:08It's a vase
14:09Yeah, yeah, I know what it is
14:10I didn't eat properly
14:11Come
14:15So what are you up to after the European tour?
14:18Oh, we've just been commissioned to do a new spin-off series
14:20It's like an antiques competition quiz thing
14:23Oh, sounds interested
14:25Yeah, the only thing is, unfortunately
14:27I can only take Elaine or David
14:29Unless the network only needs one expert
14:31I mean, they'll still be on this show, but...
14:35Do they know?
14:36Oh yeah, I told them
14:37They both understand
14:38Such professionals
14:39Yeah
14:40But the channel hasn't made up its mind yet
14:42David would love to do more of this stuff
14:45Even being the occasional pundit on this show
14:47Or has it changed his life?
14:49And I've got you to thank for that
14:51I would still have preferred you, Jimmy
14:55Oh
14:58What the...
14:58Sorry
14:59Steady, Dom
15:00Oh
15:05On first appearances
15:06This looks like an innocent brass barse
15:09But if we look at the base
15:11We can see a date
15:121914
15:13And a location
15:15Dusseldorf
15:16This is a beautiful example of trench art
15:20Crafted out of an artillery shell
15:22During the first world war
15:24Oh my
15:25That's over to you, Nick
15:28Sometimes
15:30They let me do the odd analysis
15:32Especially if it's to do with music
15:34As these guys haven't got a clue about anything past the 1900
15:41So
15:42This is made from shellac
15:44A lot harder
15:46Heavier
15:47And colder than the vinyl record that replaced it
15:49We can tell
15:51By the sound
15:53Even without playing any music
15:55I mean
15:56It will play
15:57But it may be a few more shows until we find a working player
16:02So
16:03Japanese dragons
16:04Supposedly had three or four toes
16:08Whereas
16:09Chinese dragons
16:10Supposedly had
16:12Five
16:16Well
16:17It's an image of Wellington
16:19At Waterloo
16:20The
16:21Ink distribution is
16:23Very smooth
16:24Right
16:26Worth around
16:30600 euro
16:34God
16:35Okay
16:36Brilliant
16:37Everyone out to the terrace for summing up with David
16:40Then on to the final link with Nick
16:42That was lovely to meet you, Gloria
16:44Oh, you too
16:45Yes
16:45600 euro
16:46Well, yes
16:47There and thereabouts
16:48Oh
16:49What a wonderful time we've had in the beautiful Saint-Victoire
16:53And next week get your castanets out
16:55Because the European road trip continues
16:57Bilbao
16:58Spain
17:00See you then
17:01Cut
17:03And that's a wrap
17:05Oh, come on
17:06Oh, come on
17:19D'accord
17:21Merci beaucoup
17:21Hélène, did it make it?
17:26Poison?
17:27The paramedics are 99% certain.
17:31Oh, hello, love. How you doing?
17:34Is Hélène okay?
17:36Uh, no.
17:38I'm afraid not.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:43I think I might have a migraine coming up.
17:46That'll be the shock.
17:47I just want to go home.
17:49Oh, sorry, Gloria, but no one can leave until everyone has been interviewed.
17:54Maybe Gloria could have a little lie down here.
17:58Of course. We've got plenty of rooms.
18:03Hey, hey. I'm not here, all right?
18:10Jean, it makes more sense than ever to ask for your help with this subject matter.
18:15Yes, of course. Whatever I could do to help.
18:18Well, Jean was nearly the star of it.
18:20Pardon?
18:21Well, they offered her the job of Lee Pondy, which gave it away to David.
18:25Is this true?
18:26Yes, but I couldn't think of anything worse than all that attention.
18:30I totally agree.
18:32Okay, shall we stop the interviews in the lounge?
18:35Okay.
18:35Do any of you know anyone who might want to harm Elaine?
18:46Well, she was a bit of a nice maiden.
18:49Don't hold back, Nick.
18:51Her words, not mine.
18:52I'm just saying.
18:55What are you saying?
18:56She wasn't very warm on or off screen.
19:00The viewers loved her.
19:02Of course they did, but she wasn't really a TV personality.
19:05How do you mean?
19:07She was the best dealer in the business.
19:10Yes, but that didn't necessarily make her likable on screen.
19:14She was super firm.
19:17And scrupulously fair.
19:19Do any of you have any knowledge of what she ate or drank today?
19:25Why do you ask that?
19:27It is becoming quite apparent that she was poisoned.
19:33Well, she did have her traits, did Elaine?
19:36Very Hollywood.
19:38She would not eat before she finished filming.
19:41One of her good luck habits.
19:45But I did see a cup of tea on the table.
19:48Yes, she saw a cup, but no tea in it.
19:51Just water.
19:52She wouldn't touch anything else.
19:54Just pure spring water from a bottle.
20:02Oh, can we take a break and get a coffee?
20:05That is a good idea.
20:06But everyone must stay in the house.
20:09We will need formal statements from the overview.
20:18I need to tell you something.
20:26Go on.
20:27David gave Elaine a bottle of water in the car as we arrived.
20:36And...
20:37She couldn't find hers.
20:39Swore she left with it this morning.
20:42She was always misplacing stuff.
20:44I'm not accusing him of anything.
20:46I'm just saying it's pretty convenient given the current circumstances, no?
20:49I suffered with terrible migraines for years.
21:09After we lost the twins.
21:11It's where I got my love of sunglasses from.
21:16I decided that my trauma would be glamorous, if nothing else.
21:22Gave me a way to...
21:24Own it.
21:26Darling, lights off.
21:28You know the rules.
21:29Oh, yes.
21:30Sorry, Gloria.
21:31I've, um, brought you a drink.
21:37Is there anything else we can do?
21:40I need to be prescription pills.
21:42They're brilliant.
21:43They work almost instantly.
21:45Where are they?
21:46Back at the garage.
21:48In the bathroom cabinet.
21:50Oh, nobody's allowed to leave the house.
21:53We can't let her suffer like this.
21:55What can we do?
21:58Let's slip out the back.
21:59No need to make a fuss.
22:00We'll be back before anyone misses us.
22:02Good idea.
22:04We'll be back before you know it.
22:10Come on, darling.
22:17I mean, I'm not keen on any of them apart from David.
22:19That Nick with his little sun umbrella.
22:21What's that about?
22:22Who do you think he is?
22:22Jane Austen.
22:23And that Paul.
22:24He clearly fancied you.
22:26I've lost four stone.
22:28Oh, well done, mate.
22:28You must have been massive.
22:29Excuse me, David.
22:31Please come with me for some questions.
22:34Walk this way.
22:35I've not seen my toes since the night, you see.
22:37It's fine.
22:47It's fine.
22:52what on earth is going on we have a witness who swears that david gave elaine her drinking
23:17water this morning yes i did so what i do most mornings she's always forgetting things but
23:24that was the only thing she consumed all day jean also told me it was between you and her to present
23:31a new spin-off show oh what are you trying to insinuate well it's quite the motive isn't it
23:37i don't think i have ever been more insulted i am a dealer first and foremost i have been for 30
23:45years yes telly is great but it's not my whole life how dare you suggest i would try to kill someone
23:54just to get my 15 minutes of fame i think with elaine now gone maybe the fame would last a little
24:01longer carol david is one of my closest friends i do realize that jean but the facts are yeah
24:08one man's opinion which is yet to be proved to be a fact david isn't capable of harming anyone
24:15i have to ask the questions jean okay so i'm going to look at the footage that's been filmed so far
24:22because we must be missing something
24:25jean
24:28i didn't mean to upset anyone it is the truth and it had to be said
24:33i'm upset because one of my closest friends is upset so i am going to prove his innocence
24:40very good and then you can apologize
24:43okay ready nick
24:51thanks love action this is the last time i saw elaine alive
24:57and for the final piece of treasure of the day let's head over to elaine
25:01at least someone had a go on the eldon's chocolates
25:03who do we have named
25:04what
25:05i'm gloria
25:06yeah rewind it
25:07good luck gloria
25:08i'm
25:08keep going
25:10there there there look
25:11i'd recognize a crystal caramel anywhere
25:14look
25:17she ate one
25:19jeremy must have passed him on from that weird bloke
25:21i need to call him
25:25oh come on jeremy pick up
25:32we need to talk to carol
25:40yeah
25:41yeah
25:41yeah
25:41if you have anything to share it would be easier for you to do it now
25:47no comment
25:48jean
25:49tell your copper friend here
25:51that i have never been so badly treated in all my life
25:54and i will not be saying another word without a lawyer present
25:57just bear with me love
25:59carol
26:00we need a word
26:03elaine's number one fan bought her a box of chocolates
26:10yeldon's from england
26:12you can't get him in france
26:13and
26:14it must have been the last thing that she ever ate
26:16he's on the footage
26:18he was in the audience
26:20let's go and talk to him
26:22please
26:24do not go anywhere
26:26yeah
26:36that's him
26:37dom
26:39could you find jeremy
26:41or at least try and get a hold of him
26:43yeah of course
26:43thanks love
26:44there you go
26:48i wonder if we could ask you a few questions monsieur
26:52uh nigel
26:53my name is nigel
26:54uh yeah of course
26:56this way please
26:57did you give some chocolates to elaine
27:19absolutely
27:20i always give her a gift every show
27:22first time she's ever got them though
27:24david and nick
27:26they can be quite
27:26protective
27:28at the moment we cannot locate the rest of the chocolates
27:33but i'm willing to bet
27:34that they all contain poison too
27:36what happened
27:39what happened
27:39did she reject you one time too often
27:42i saw how she looked at you on the way in
27:45she wasn't very pleased to see you
27:47that must have been hard to take after all these years
27:50had you had enough
27:51i'm the last person who wanted her dead
27:58ten years ago
28:02my mother died
28:03and to my shame
28:05i didn't have enough money to bury her
28:07but she'd always talked about this expensive painting
28:10that she had in a little council flat
28:12nobody really believed her
28:13i took that painting to elaine to sell
28:17and try and get some money towards the cost of the funeral
28:20well she gave me a thousand pounds for it
28:22i was over the moon
28:24and i just about managed a very sparse funeral
28:28so elaine helped you
28:29two weeks later
28:32i saw the very same painting in the paper
28:35it sold for 25 000 pounds
28:38it was a rare mary cassatt
28:40the name that's now seared into my brain
28:43so i i charged back to the shop
28:46with the article
28:47and she blanked me
28:49she told me i must be mistaken
28:51and did i have a receipt
28:52for this so-called painting
28:54and did you
28:55no stupidly i didn't
28:57i was just so desperate for the money
28:59but elaine has built her entire tv career
29:03on the fact that she's honest as the days long
29:06indeed she has
29:07and that's why i go to as many of her shows as possible
29:10why
29:12well to get my money back of course
29:14so you didn't want her dead
29:15good grief no
29:16i just wanted my money back
29:18but she kept denying me
29:20so i kept reminding her of what she was
29:23a woman who let a man bury his mother on a shoestring
29:28out of greed
29:29uh sorry guys
29:32what's the matter
29:32dom said you need to talk to me urgently
29:34jeremy the rest of the yeldon's chocolates
29:37where are they
29:38we need to recover them all right away
29:40why
29:42we think they are poisoned
29:44we think they are poisoned
29:44impossible
29:45we ate them
29:48pardon
29:49a yeldon's strawberry supreme is quite simply irresistible
29:54jeremy ate the rest
29:57guilty as charged
30:00so am i free to go
30:06uh not quite
30:08please stay until otherwise informed
30:11is that everything
30:15we need to attend to something
30:17come along jeremy
30:18yes come
30:18so david is still our strongest suspect
30:23still
30:25well it physically can't be anyone else
30:28we have a witness who saw him give elaine a water bottle
30:30it was obviously the water that was poisoned
30:32so you have proof of that
30:34we are still waiting for the lab results
30:36exactly
30:37so you can't be sure
30:38maybe it would be a good idea if you helped me interview david
30:44he might be more willing to confess if you are there
30:46are you having a laugh
30:52no
30:53i'm being very serious
30:55david is my friend
30:59and he's a very close friend
31:01and i'm not sure you know the meaning of the word
31:04please jean this is not personal i'm dealing in facts
31:08and the fact is david is innocent
31:11come on you two let's try and stay calm
31:14i can see both sides here
31:15jean
31:24there's a citrone 2cv parked outside
31:43they always remind me of you
31:45what did you call yours again
31:48buttercup
31:49buttercup that's it
31:51you crashed into a bush
31:53after a munchie run to an all night garage
31:56yes and i've never been behind the wheel again
31:58can't be good at everything jean
32:00yeah
32:01i have to start thinking about putting out a press release
32:05what so soon
32:07so soon
32:07a lot of people in that room
32:09someone will let the news out before we do
32:11oh god it's so awful
32:13paul
32:15can i take a look at the footage again
32:18of course you can
32:19come on
32:20oh this isn't a painting
32:35it's a lithograph by robert hillingford
32:38probably early 20th century
32:41hey
32:42oh love i'm glad to see you
32:44i should have got you to value this after all
32:49do you mind flogging it for me
32:51i don't really want to see it again
32:53of course
32:54how you doing
32:56pills are kicking in so a little better
32:59do you think you're well enough to answer some questions
33:02uh
33:04just about yeah
33:06right
33:10now
33:11can you remember what elaine was like when the cameras moved off her
33:15uh
33:17she started moaning about how the big microphone was nearly blocking a shot
33:23i hadn't noticed
33:24anything else
33:26uh
33:27she said she got bitten by a mosquito on the back of her leg towards the end of the link
33:34mosquito
33:35yeah
33:36i remember being a bit confused because i hadn't noticed anything they always get me
33:41she started scratching it quite vigorously
33:45saying how waterloo stuff was popular back home but not here for obvious reasons
33:49and then she started to slur
33:53like she was drunk
33:55i couldn't understand what she was saying and then
33:59did you take your time love
34:00she hit the floor
34:03i jumped up and went over
34:06and that's when i saw her face
34:09i just couldn't help it jean
34:12i screamed
34:13of course you did
34:15come on you
34:16you go and look after yourself
34:20thanks love
34:20nice to see you paul
34:22and thank you
34:23for fixing the van
34:24so glory you didn't hear any mosquitoes
34:33i didn't hear any mosquitoes did you
34:37no
34:37i think we're too high up in the mountains for them
34:39i mean i've seen that footage a few times now i'm sure i would have noticed
34:44yeah and i would have stopped filming if i heard any buzzing
34:47i doubt she's gonna get 600 euros for this i mean there's so many waterloo prints flying about
34:56waterloo
35:02carol
35:11this sounds a bit mad
35:12i think
35:14please do not leave the property
35:18stop
35:19i think we need to ask you a few questions
35:28sir
35:29well i never
35:32no
35:32no
35:34no
35:35no
35:35no
35:36no
35:37no
35:37no
35:38no
35:42no
35:44Now, should I explain how you killed Elaine
36:08or would you like to confess?
36:10Hmm? Okay.
36:15So this is a Bulgarian umbrella, as you well know, Nick.
36:21Now, it's called a Bulgarian umbrella
36:23because it's how the Bulgarian dissident, Georgi Markov,
36:28was murdered in London in 1978.
36:33A tiny metal pellet was released from the tip here
36:36containing a deadly amount of ricin.
36:39And, well, that amounted to certain death.
36:44Elaine's body is being tested for ricin as we speak.
36:50This is how I see it.
36:54When you'd finished your link, you went off camera
36:57and you accidentally dropped your umbrella and script.
37:00When you went to pick them up, you discreetly stabbed Elaine in the back of her leg.
37:05And in the fuss with Judith, nobody noticed you doing it.
37:10In fact, I'm quite frustrated with myself that I was distracted by your very individual diversion tactic.
37:19Pardon?
37:21Extreme rudeness.
37:22So how did you know?
37:35Well, it wasn't until I had the chance to speak to my friend Gloria that it all fell into place.
37:48Elaine complained of a mosquito bite on her leg.
37:51But there was no sound of mosquitoes in the footage at all.
37:55And then I saw the Waterloo lithograph and something triggered in my brain.
38:02Now, Georgie Markoff was poisoned on Waterloo Bridge.
38:08And before he got ill, he complained that an insect had bit him.
38:15I put two and two together and, well, I was right.
38:20You are very well read, Mrs. White.
38:26I mean, how did you even get a hold of one of these? They are so rare.
38:32It was on the very first series of antique antics that I came across an elderly gentleman standing in a queue with an umbrella.
38:43Said he found it in his loft.
38:46And you knew what it was straight away?
38:49Of course I did.
38:51I persuaded him to sell it to me right there and then.
38:54Bless him.
38:55He didn't know what it was, but I did.
39:00And I never knew when it would come in so useful.
39:08But I do not understand your motive.
39:11Why kill Elaine?
39:13She was no threat to you.
39:15I thought you were friends.
39:17Television can be such a cruel business.
39:20I knew that Paul was producing a new series for the network.
39:27Yeah, but that was a spin-off. Your show wasn't under threat.
39:30Ah, you see, that's where you are wrong.
39:33My old friend in commissioning told me that my show was finishing after this series and they were not planning on telling me until I shot the last one.
39:43So, okay, but why Elaine and not David?
39:48Elaine told me last week that she was chosen and it was all top secret.
39:53I mean, she was impossibly grand after all that.
39:56So I figured if she was gone, then they could only decommission my show and I could continue as normal.
40:02You've just murdered a woman and all you talk about is a TV show.
40:09Oh, my God.
40:10Oh.
40:12Oh.
40:14Oh.
40:16Oh.
40:17Oh.
40:22Oh.
40:26Oh.
40:29Oh.
40:30Oh.
40:31Hiya, love. Are you going now? I thought you were leaving tomorrow.
40:45Jean, love, please forgive me, but I've booked a flight home.
40:49I just want my own bed. It's proper taking it out of me.
40:53I mean, Nick was never my favourite, but this...
40:56You turned out to be a right nasty piece of work.
40:58There's nothing to forgive. I absolutely don't blame you.
41:01I'm getting too bloody old for all this.
41:03Never. You are forever young. Come here.
41:08Oh, right. Give me a call when you get home, yeah?
41:11I will. Lots of love, kid.
41:21Oh, hiya. How are you doing?
41:25Oh, I'll tell you all about it when we get to the pub.
41:28Oh, I don't know about you, but I am desperate for a drink.
41:31Oh, same here. Are you ready then, Dom?
41:33Oh, I can't make it tonight. Jeremy's asked me to help tidy up. The housekeeper's called in sick.
41:38Oh, that's a shame.
41:40Just you and me, then.
41:41Yeah, I suppose so. To be honest, I won't be there long. I am absolutely shattered.
41:47Right. See you then.
41:49Good night, then.
41:54Oh, I'll call you tomorrow.
42:03Elaine.
42:04Elaine.
42:05So, what happens to the show now, then?
42:11I suppose I'll go back to London and try and reschedule. It's going to take a big rethink.
42:17Oh, I bet.
42:18I hope that means that it's not all over for David now.
42:22Oh, no, no, no. He's too popular. Don't worry about him. The show must go on, as they say.
42:27Oh.
42:31Jean.
42:32Oh.
42:33I've got something to tell you.
42:35Go on.
42:45Oh.
42:47Dom?
42:49Dom?
42:50Dom, I didn't think you were coming. Can I get you a drink?
42:52Look, Jean, if you don't want this...
42:55What?
42:56Well, I mean, you and me to be exclusive, then just tell me, eh? I'm a big boy.
43:03You're a grown woman. You can see whoever you want to see, but I just don't work like that. I need to know.
43:09What are you talking about?
43:12Him. Paul. I mean, there's clearly a spark between you both and...
43:17Eh?
43:18Well, you knew I wasn't coming tonight, so...
43:21Wow.
43:22I can't believe you've just actually said that.
43:29For your information, Paul, who I've known since university, by the way,
43:35has just told me that after years and years of trying,
43:38his wife, Julia, is six months pregnant.
43:41Jean, I forgot to show you the 12-week scan.
43:47I won't be a minute.
43:52Maybe you're not ready for this yet, Dom.
43:56I know, Georgina, cut you deep, but...
43:58I would never do that to you.
44:00And I don't want to spend the rest of my life thinking that you think I would.
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