Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 12
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00:00Chelsea was a dirty town, full of rumors, hearsay and backstabbing.
00:13It took someone like me to clean it up.
00:16Who is it?
00:18Surely you remember me, Schutzi.
00:21Oh, I remembered her all right.
00:23Herman the German.
00:25Aren't you happy to see me, baby?
00:27What's the job, Herman?
00:28Oh, Bule, always getting straight down to business.
00:31They'd all been taken.
00:33Slick Vic, Slim Jim, Yeah Babyface, Mimi the Man Thief, Mr. Orange, Bonnie and Wide and Pricasso.
00:44But who? Why?
00:46People are saying it's someone new in town.
00:49Someone called The Tailor.
00:52The Tailor?
00:55I didn't understand what she said, but I wanted to look like I did.
01:02The ovenburst is in the kühlschrank.
01:06What?
01:08My leads were drier than Digby's chat and I needed information.
01:11So I turned to someone unafraid to speak her mind.
01:14Your hat looks stupid.
01:15How's the love like?
01:16How's the ballet career?
01:17Touché.
01:18I need information.
01:19I know just the guy.
01:26I would have preferred a Negroni.
01:27Oh.
01:28Okay.
01:31Much better.
01:32So, why do they call you Mitten the Mouth?
01:35Because I talk about everybody's business a lot.
01:37Yeah.
01:38I mean, that's pretty much it, to be honest.
01:40Tell me everything you know.
01:41Where do I start?
01:42I mean, Jamie didn't want to have sex with Melody.
01:45She's hilarious.
01:46The mouth spilled everything to me.
01:47Mimi, she found a boyfriend.
01:49The lies, the scheming, the betrayals.
01:51Digby messaging Mars' ex.
01:53Unfortunately, it was all just outrageous relationship gossip
01:56and completely useless.
01:57And then she said,
01:58your head is so far up your own ass
02:00you can smell the peroxide.
02:01Enough!
02:02Do you know anything about the tailor?
02:04Oh, the hat.
02:05No, sorry.
02:06For fuck's sake.
02:07Oh, do you want to know what Habs said about Sam in bed?
02:09No!
02:10I felt hopeless, like James and his relentless attempt at wooing Toph.
02:14So I hid a local Chelsea bar.
02:16A no good place that had the lot.
02:18Mugs.
02:19Smugs.
02:20Smugs.
02:21Smugs.
02:22Even hair plugs.
02:26What can I get you?
02:27I'll have an orange juice.
02:28With ice.
02:29Straight up.
02:33I barely had a sip when they started disappearing
02:35faster than Sam Prince can cheat five times.
02:38But one of them was with the same girl twice,
02:39so that makes it much better.
02:41Hello, detective.
02:44I hear you've been looking for me.
02:47And that's when she finally appeared.
02:50The tailor.
02:51No, it's Ellie off the telly.
02:53The tailor, actually.
02:54Oh, right.
02:55Sorry.
02:56You're on the match report, aren't you?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59You've done eight out of ten chats.
03:00Guilty.
03:01I've heard of your horror.
03:02Thanks, babe.
03:03Yeah.
03:04I'm presenting the show.
03:05So, like, why are you kidnapping us all?
03:07Well, I've got to get you to the studio somehow, don't I?
03:09Come on.
03:10Don't struggle, Harry.
03:11You're growing up beautiful hair.
03:12Great tash, by the way.
03:14She had everything the presenter needs.
03:16Style, patience, a negotiated fee.
03:19Maybe the tailor wasn't so bad after all.
03:22Actually, it reminds me of this time I was trekking through the Andes.
03:25You too, Francis.
03:26Oh, right.
03:27Yes, sorry.
03:28You're so bad.
03:30You're so bad.
03:31You're last five, I'm all right.
03:32Hello, hello.
03:33And welcome to the Men in Chelsea and the season party.
03:49Everyone cheer!
03:50Thanks, people.
03:51We're so obedient.
03:52Now, I'm going to be open and honest from the start.
03:55My name is Ellie Taylor and I'm from Essex.
04:02Oh!
04:03I know.
04:04I know.
04:05Don't worry.
04:06I can handle this.
04:07Some of my best friends are posh.
04:09One of them's even been to centre parks.
04:11Now, I'm delighted to be here.
04:13I'm very much looking forward to getting to know you all better.
04:16Even you, Harry.
04:17I know.
04:18I'm as surprised as you are.
04:19Although, watching the series, contractual obligation, but also, yay,
04:22I feel like I already know you all.
04:24I mean, there's Victoria.
04:25Hi, Victoria.
04:26Aw, what a warm, kind soul.
04:29I schedule a cry for at least once a week.
04:31My dear.
04:32Aw, I bet you lot are always running to hug her when you're sad.
04:36I snuggle with lovely, cuddly Vicky.
04:39And then there's peacekeeper and confident Mitten.
04:42I know what it's like when you feel like you're holding onto someone
04:45so that you don't want to break their heart.
04:47It is the worst in the world.
04:48I don't.
04:49I mean, he is someone you could definitely tell a secret to
04:51and just know he'll keep it forever.
04:54Such a great guy.
04:55And what about that gorgeous little dreamboat, Sam Prince?
04:58The thing is, it's actually because I actually adore her.
05:02Aw, he's so cute.
05:04Isn't he so cute?
05:05No, sorry.
05:06I can't do this one.
05:07He's a shit gibbon.
05:08He is.
05:09He is.
05:10No, my real favourite member of the cast is the little excitable blonde one.
05:14You know, sorted out his hair this series.
05:16You know the one.
05:17Buddy the dog.
05:19Sadly, he's not here tonight, but we do have all of this.
05:25Let's look at the first time you did it.
05:27Mum, I am so sorry.
05:29I hear you do quite a good Essex accent.
05:31Only for you.
05:32Oh, my God!
05:33Only for you.
05:34Our very own Judge Rinder.
05:38Can you turn it up to me?
05:41Do you feel like you can see a future?
05:43Yeah.
05:44That was meant confidently, by the way.
05:45They both have willies.
05:46The willy bit is great because we weren't sure but now we...
05:47But now they both have them, I can guarantee.
05:49They both have willies the willy bit is great because we were all but now we've been out they both have them. I can guarantee
06:01All the residents of s w3 I need a little advice from their leader the Fresh Prince of Sloan Square
06:13Good evening and you've bought your half is Camilla. She comes everywhere with me
06:18I'm very glad to see you haven't tried to give me one of those air claps who entertained moments ago
06:23Well, I wanted to talk to you about air kissing
06:24Oh, yes, there seems to be a lot of that going on. Is it mandatory with posh people to do the double kissing?
06:29Well, one doesn't really like to touch. Yes
06:33Can you not just do a handshake or a fist bump?
06:35No, no, decidedly not. Oh, that's as bad as the air clap. What would happen if I came towards you like this? I would recall. Okay
06:43Often happens with me and men. I'm used to it now. These are quite a feisty bunch
06:47Is there a particular way to keep posh people in order? Yes one keeps them away
06:52Away from what well oneself, of course
06:58Yeah, it's rather like a trench
07:02Now when I get drunk
07:05I know can you imagine a lady a lady when I have a sherry or two my accent goes from Essex
07:11Into sort of a poshness so all this lot really posh or is it all just bloody mary's that I'm downing
07:16We should actually try and stop using that word
07:19It sounds like a sort of cheese that one might find in a supermarket don't you think?
07:24I'll have a slice of posh
07:27Is that how people message speak? I don't know
07:30It just sounded different. I did hear though that you can do a very good Essex accent
07:33Can't persuade you to like come into a little bit of Essex fans with me, babe
07:37Only for you
07:44Oh my god, babe, that is the next one
07:46Dammit! I thought I got it
07:48Mark Prouses, everybody!
07:54Now, from Chelsea Royalty to this eager little pup
07:59Hello, little Sam
08:00Hello
08:01And Habs, how are you guys?
08:02Good, how are you?
08:04Very well, thanks very much
08:05How are things in love land with you two?
08:08I'm incredibly happy
08:09I'm smiling, which is nice
08:11You're practically on top of one another
08:12So I'm assuming that it's going quite well
08:15Habs, how are you feeling?
08:16Yeah, it's nice
08:17Now with your portmanteau
08:19Which is of course Sam Habs ham
08:22We're going ham
08:23Yeah, everyone loves it
08:24I assumed you may want to avoid each other
08:26But I wasn't accounting Sam for your smooth seduction technique
08:30Would you ever go there with Habs?
08:33Yeah, 100%
08:34I'll find you a turtle
08:36You actually look really nice tonight, by the way
08:38I look like a Disney princess
08:39I feel like you've been flirting me a little bit out here
08:44Trying to play it a little bit cool
08:45Please tell me you guys didn't get together
08:47I did!
08:49Come on!
08:51I mean, I'm not gonna lie
08:51We hadn't even got through passport control
08:53And he already asked me in a day
08:54Awwww
08:58If you get a strike
08:59We can go on another day
09:01Oh my god!
09:03I'm going out of the birds!
09:13So lovely!
09:14Now Habs, what was it that got you in the end?
09:17I mean, the Disney princess thing would have done it for me
09:19That's why I've come just as Belle tonight
09:21That was it
09:22What's that the line that got you?
09:23Oh, that was it!
09:24Anyone who gets called a Disney princess
09:26I mean, you pretty much sold on that
09:27I'm totally with you
09:28It's not Ariel though
09:30Because it's just sort of fishy
09:31Yeah, no one wants that
09:34Miles lurking behind me
09:35You were present for quite a lot of their flirting
09:38Yeah
09:39I mean, you looked awkward
09:40It was
09:40And it was awkward
09:41Very awkward
09:42Yeah, you continued to sit there
09:44I don't know why I was there to be honest
09:45I just stood there and they were like all lovey-dovey
09:47And I let them do their thing
09:49But look, they look really happy
09:51I'm happy for them
09:52Seal of approval from you
09:53Yeah, we'll just see what happens in the future
09:55We will indeed
09:56Now, what is the official status of ham?
09:59That's such a grim name
10:01Yeah
10:02Can we tease that?
10:03Absolutely not
10:05So are you official?
10:06Are you boys and girls?
10:07We haven't actually had that chat yet
10:09Do you want to have it now?
10:10No, I'm all right actually
10:12If that's okay
10:12Are you sure?
10:13Yeah, do you know what?
10:14Look, I respect Habs enough to not really do in front of everyone here
10:19Do you take any time?
10:20Yeah
10:21And on that gentlemanly sort of really high moral note
10:23Um, let's talk about the first time you did it
10:25My mum's here
10:27That's awesome
10:27I know, I know
10:28I'm enjoying this ever so much
10:30Now, I always think the first time that you do it
10:32Both of you looking at the floor
10:33Um, I always think it's a bit like when you first make a pancake
10:36First one's always a bit dodgy
10:38I want to know how are things now with the old pancakes
10:41Are they a bit soggy around the edge?
10:43Or are you like optimum tossing capabilities?
10:46Mum, I am so sorry
10:51No comment
10:52His mum is too bright then
10:54Let's change the conversation
10:56Now, how did it feel when James was talking about your pancake making abilities?
11:00That's not changing
11:01Well, let's talk about James though, I've deflected
11:03It's never nice to hear
11:05It's not
11:06Yeah, but James obviously is a bit of a liar, so
11:08Yeah, James
11:09Yeah, James
11:10Am I? Am I now?
11:11Are you James?
11:11I don't think I'm a liar
11:12Do you not?
11:13No, I think I'm pretty truth-telling
11:15Really?
11:16I think so
11:17Well, now you've heard the difference from Habs
11:18Do you feel like you want to go and tell everyone how bloody great the pancakes and some batter really is?
11:23It's a bit bizarre for anyone to be interested, isn't it?
11:26It is a little bit bizarre
11:27Especially James, he's not really friends with you, brother
11:29True, I'm not friends with either of you and yet I was
11:32Oh, I just don't really want to be talking about that to be honest
11:35No, it is quite cringe
11:36Yeah
11:37And yet I still want to know
11:39My mother is still here
11:41On that note, shall we have a chat about your relationship with your mum and sister?
11:54Hello, hello
11:56Karen and Louise, thank you so much for joining us down here
12:00Now Louise, I know you don't feel particularly comfortable about talking about your brother's sex life
12:06So
12:06How do you think I feel?
12:08Let's talk about your brother's sex life
12:09Do you have any opinions?
12:10No
12:11Fine
12:11We've done that bit
12:12No problem
12:13What is your opinion on this relationship?
12:15We haven't really heard much from you about what you think
12:17We didn't really hang out that much like throughout the series
12:21But since we finished filming I've had a chance to get to know her better
12:24And she's really lovely she's been at the house
12:27I think she's really cute
12:29Now uh, Karen what I really loved was when you met Habs for the first time at Louise's book launch
12:34Habs basically curtsied to you as she met you
12:39Free your mother-in-law like the queen it's a perfect way to go
12:42Now that night um you managed to be quite embarrassing about Sam just a little bit
12:47I hear you bought some photos with you we might want to take a look at
12:54Adorable
12:58Kind of a casualty
13:00Oh that's that's the time Sam was at Hogwarts clearly
13:06Oh my god
13:09Thanks i'm never speaking to you again
13:13You two auditioning for geordie shore i think that one
13:17Beautiful photos thank you so much guys very sweet brilliant
13:21So you two off to croatia soon for the summer are you two going together are you going as a couple or
13:29the more time i spend would have the happier i become so
13:32It's a really nice
13:34Sound of hugs everybody
13:40After the break i'll be getting intimate with jamie lang
13:43i don't care if i'm the last girl in chelsea to do it i'm excited
13:46Is it any comfort knowing that one of the five times was with the same girl twice
13:54Not really no it's amazing like i said she she is the one who you know
13:59She's the one
14:00She's the one
14:01She's the one
14:11Welcome back to the main and chelsea end of season party
14:13We're i'm minutes away from diving head first into a harry and melissa full of love cannot wait
14:19But first in a series awash with wonderful examples of into friend bitching
14:23i'm not sure there was any diss worse than this one from jamie about melody
14:28Yeah i don't want to sleep with her yeah there you go
14:32I mean i thought that might have been a nice compliment and a sign that jamie really respected her
14:37But then i asked around and noticed it's a massive insult mate isn't it it's massive
14:41Although to be fair i'm not really sure she missed out on that much
14:44It is baller to be bad in bed on behalf of women everywhere jamie that is bollocks
14:53No woman is looking at ryan gosling thinking oh god i hope he lasts about 30 seconds and keeps his socks on
15:00Lucky if he does lucky if he does oh good god
15:04But judging by this step-by-step guide to being land i don't think jamie's even joking
15:09I really go hard at the beginning and then what i do is when i go hard and then tell what something's happened i then put on the brakes
15:18So cringe so cringe but you know what i'm glad jamie messed melody around because without that
15:25We wouldn't have heard this the quote of the series
15:27Your head must be fucking so far i don't know you are i don't fucking smell your peroxides
15:41So strong and there was me thinking you're a natural blonde show now apparently not sadly
15:47Melody can't be with us tonight but she has sent us this message yes
15:51Yes i'm really sorry i couldn't be there tonight i'm actually i'm in cape town for a wedding so
15:57Who knows maybe i'll meet someone else who will bring me halfway across the world to try humiliate me on national television
16:06She is good she is good but let's forget about mel and let's talk about l see what i did there i feel that i like that that was a good transition thank you very much jamie
16:15I like that a lot now bear in mind it's one of the first times we've ever met yeah let's chat about your libido okay
16:21Can i reassure everyone that the horn is back in because everyone's a little bit worried at the beginning of the series that you'd lost it
16:27Somewhat i think it's seasonal so i think i think that's what happens so at the time it was it was a different season now i'm sure it's
16:34It was oh it's mating season it's back it's back on yeah it's fully back on so things are going well with l things are going
16:41Great yeah she's wonderful she's amazing she's not here tonight but uh she is somewhere else she's somewhere else
16:46Like a tamagotchi just somewhere else okay
16:48That's lovely to compare your girlfriend to a tamagotchi
16:51Thank you they're the romantic guys i hear that you quite often fall head over heels in love
16:55Happens quite often what makes this relationship a keeper why is it different
17:00Um i don't know i think that uh i think when you come across someone who is well that's a bit rude
17:06It's made a joke i'm coming across so much yeah yeah yeah when you find someone who is uh
17:13Like eloise i've never experienced she's amazing so that's why it's different
17:17That's really lovely stop laughing at the coming of her
17:21Put it in your head what are you doing really too much information what are you this dirty mind over here
17:27i expect more from you i'm sorry yeah
17:30Yeah just be quiet yeah just be quiet it's not your turn it's not your turn
17:34Do you have any chats you want to have about your libido or are we focusing on jamie right now all is fully functioning
17:42That's a big relief now jamie back to you and l i think i would find it quite hard not to fall for someone who did this
17:48Yes
17:49Yes
17:50Good day what it's swedish or
17:57Ings vigtif
17:59That's German you're freaking me out okay well then then for you said in french
18:05Jeter oh
18:06Oh
18:08You do yes i love you but it's too i do should terminate
18:12I should do
18:19Willing to spend five minutes on google translate i feel like i look more like a skunk though
18:23i don't think i look like a badger i don't think any of you really like any animals it looked like
18:27You were all off your tits when you got dressed yeah
18:30We were we were that's exactly what we were now i'm going to turn to your bffs
18:34Lads how do you think it's going do you see a future for jamie without
18:38Yeah he seems head over heels so yeah i think you know what she she's an incredible girl she's very amazing she is
18:45Far better than me so um hopefully i can keep it going it's probably not even my fault this time it's more her that she'll
18:52Move on if anything break break i see i probably normally break it off with this might break it off probably yeah
18:58I don't know man she's just
19:00I'm trying to be positive 100% you're in a great relationship you've got yourself okay come on you've got this bro
19:09So jamie you're off to croatia with el this summer are you going to fuck it up i i doubt it very much
19:15She's incredible she's amazing like i said she she is the one who you know she's the one she's the one
19:22Oh
19:30Now no one expects every relationship in chelsea to last forever but they do usually last more than two
19:36Weeks before someone cheats but five times may be a new record
19:44Mate i've got a bird you've got a bird yeah five girls
19:48So one of them was the same he's dead to me he's like dead
19:57i've only slept with six people in my whole life five in two weeks it's frankly
20:02Fucking incredible uh guys lovely to see you sound prints i just didn't think you had it in you
20:07No neither do i really just do you so like young and shiny face you're like a newborn foal
20:11It just slipped out you're flirting
20:13Absolutely not absolutely jesus what a cold shower mate uh yes this is quite this is quite an interesting
20:20Story that we all followed and jemima i mean you were so annoyed by all the cheating you forgot to get
20:25Dressed that day when you dumped it yeah but if you are going to dump someone you've dumped someone looking like that mate
20:30You look up to it you're banging
20:31I think you're quite jealous of that yeah
20:32That's it yeah i love it
20:34Now jemima i think the main question that everyone wants to know is
20:37Was it any comfort knowing that one of the five times was with the same girl twice
20:41Not really no i'm not surprised by that at all
20:44It might not have been moral but let's all applaud the energy of sam prince's wayward penis
20:52Now you might think this is the first time i've met all this lot but it's not
20:56Research stalking whatever you want to call it i've been hobnobbing around chelsea all series
21:01And if you look hard enough you might be able to stop me in a couple of scenes
21:06Francis it's team bonding mate that i'm not walking up another hill if there's another hill i'm done
21:17If you gave a about me you wouldn't have done that
21:35I'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's fine this grangetti really needs some work yeah i think i can feel it
21:48i really could feel it now when i started on this job i heard a lot about a sleazy love rat harry barron
21:55but that is not the harry i've got to know this series this series harry is the world's perfect
22:00boyfriend and i know this because well he keeps on telling us
22:03i am a very good boyfriend
22:06i actually have a girlfriend yeah wait what
22:10yeah we're like the best couple feels so right like i've never had anyone make me feel this way
22:15before right now i'm in a new relationship with a girl that i love i fucking worship the floor that
22:20she walks on and i won't let me down i'm not going to over promise and deliver i'm going to let you
22:25guys know on a little secret of where happiness lies in this one here that's that's like that brings
22:30my happiness god i'm going to be sick hello melissa lovely to see you how are things going
22:39are you still blissfully happy together we are indeed yeah now this sort of seems like a very
22:45different harry to the harry that i've heard of uh melissa were you aware of harry's reputation before
22:50you got with him um somewhat but i've never heard of how you've been with a girlfriend before
22:56and did the other stuff scare you a bit were you a bit hesitant not really every boy has that like
23:01scary half of them don't they you thought you could tame him yeah yeah sure something's obviously
23:08worked something has worked you do you do sort of seem to sound like the perfect boyfriend i just
23:12wanted to check in with your very good friend jamie do you think harry's the perfect boyfriend um
23:17i think yes he's the perfect boyfriend that wasn't sarcasm no no he's the perfect boyfriend
23:28keep on saying it you might believe it yeah yeah bye harry barron he's the perfect boyfriend
23:35okay we've got a question on the audience jemma hello jimma what's your question harry
23:38does it annoy that melissa lights up every time she's around jamie jamie's a funny guy like i light
23:44up when i'm around them occasionally occasionally okay so no jealousy there no where do you think
23:54this relationship is heading i mean not to put any pressure on you but your name's mixed up harry melissa
23:59marry is it is it going that way i mean only time will tell in terms of that exactly how young are you
24:0821 oh yes you've got you need to shag a lot more people absolutely it's very important um but things
24:15that are going really really well for you guys are i mean one thing you dress the same quite a lot of the
24:19time i think we've got some pictures of this actually let's have a look at exhibit a this one's sort of
24:24like it's a good look right it is you know like hot agents like mr and mrs smith we've got the next one
24:29i mean it's a bit brother and sister that one isn't it it's gone game of thrones people say that
24:34do you do look similar you do do actually yeah you do you do um do you plan this or does it just sort
24:40of happen i think it just sometimes just happens doesn't it i wouldn't say it was planned straight
24:44lines think alive yeah dressing you know like lay out his outfits or anything for him oh no not yet
24:48i might have him once yeah once and that was a weird leather outfit yeah yeah yeah i knew it it's
24:53always the nice couples um now minister i couldn't speak to you without mentioning genuinely my
24:59favorite clip from all of the series let's take a look at this what is that
25:07an albatross that's an out that's in the water minister that's not an albatross that's a buffalo
25:13is it a buffalo oh back at it
25:17i absolutely love it brilliant wildlife commentary there um i'm actually quite an animal fan myself
25:23um i've got some pictures of my favorite animals uh one of my favorites this is uh the reticulated giraffe
25:31and of course not forgetting the big angry bear
25:37and finally melissa i don't know if you can identify this one
25:41please say no
25:43that doesn't look like a seagull it does but it's the largest bird it's a big bird
25:54at least you can say water buffalo though mate so don't worry every day is a school day to be
25:59fair that doesn't look like a seagull well if anyone's going to be in the relationship it will
26:04be you harry so well done my friends please give a big round of applause for harry and melissa
26:08still to come are these beautiful faces in love out of love or simply as confused as the rest of us
26:18as far as their relationship goes find out after the break
26:21welcome back to the made in chelsea end of season party and hello toff and ollie
26:41hello lovely to see you guys are you having a smashing time the best absolutely how drunk are
26:49you for absolutely trolleys i expect nothing less and did you enjoy your return it's lovely i love
26:58coming back it's as an original it's really lovely to come back and forth every now and then and see
27:02the family it's very family does it feel like a family it does entirely yeah very weird and wonderful
27:07family they're all a bit weird but they're all wonderful and they are family every family's got
27:11a couple of weirdos it's true i won't ask you to point out the weirdos since now uh toff i do
27:17notice that you are sitting quite far away from the most handsome man in sw3 well james is over there
27:23however the most handsome man in chelsea is sat next to me but but unfortunately he's gay so
27:28i can't have that one but james is a close second third or fourth oh you've changed your tune
27:35slightly oh well and why didn't it work out no one can tell no one could tell guys thank you so
27:41much for being here tonight it's lovely to see you now one thing that kept cropping up this series
27:46was celebrity lookalikes according to sound prince james looks like a young hue hefner let's see if he's
27:51right yeah i don't know that's a bit unrealistic there's no way james will be surrounded by that
27:56many women bless him sorry sorry james uh and according to sophie miles isn't a raphael nadal
28:03he's a young johnny depp there he is that is probably what miles's hair would actually look like if sophie
28:09grabbed him from behind something i think he's probably imagined a few times but my absolute favorite
28:14was this one you look like thor actually oh no and he was so happy with that and he does look a bit
28:23like thor doesn't he but that's not why i loved it because i think ryan started to convince himself
28:30he actually was thor the god of thunder as soon as emilia put that thought in his muscly brain
28:37ryan started doing his hair like thor's and then he started thinking he had actual superpowers
28:43he kind of moved heaven and earth moved heaven and earth basically moved heaven and earth
28:50three heaven and earth moves in one day he must be knackered he really is a superhero only the kind
28:55of superhero who stays in at night with a cuddly seal pup adorable don't worry louise i'm not going to
29:02ask about his massive hammer but we couldn't really talk about localites without mentioning our very own
29:08judge rinder
29:12what do you think of that one jamie i look nothing like him right
29:17judge jamie is james the most handsome man in sw3 quite possibly the whole borough
29:22oh dear don't worry jamie it happens to men all the time nothing to be embarrassed about that
29:37asshole you're quite good at this actually judge jamie well done judge jamie everybody
29:41now at the beginning of the series who could have thought that the perfect union that is div would
29:50be under threat hello live and dig me now would you like a painful reminder of your relationship
29:57trauma set to music no here we go
30:00i would honestly be happy to just be with him the rest of my life it's like a proper love story
30:07have i become boring or something yes and it's almost like you swallowed me up and there's like
30:12not much of me left you're not feeling true to you darling not really oh maybe and this isn't having
30:20a go at you isn't having a go at you don't feel like me anymore well what do you want to do then
30:26i don't know what she's thinking i don't know what she's did i don't know what she's doing i do know
30:32deep down it's not right i know it's not right i think i do need to break up with her you need to
30:38figure out what you want because i'm i'm honestly right now i'm i'm out i want to be with you but we
30:43are definitely not right for each other we're not well i'll leave i'm like madly in love with you
30:50i literally haven't slept and eaten i just want you and us to be us again you've been mugged off
30:56for two months she will never change are you going to cry that makes me want to cry a little bit i
31:04think melissa's crying already at it um i mean i'm going to cry once but you can do it again
31:08you can do it again how are you guys what is the current status yeah we're back together
31:13so live we've heard you say quite a few times that you didn't think the relationship was right
31:21for various reasons what do you think's changed um when this was all going on i was like vocalizing a
31:28lot of things and not really spending time with just me and digby no it was all just a bit of a mess
31:35i think so now do you feel like you can see a future you think guys you guys are right together
31:39yeah that was meant confidently by the way that's good you're sweating and digby when sam said that
31:46you've been mugged off do you feel like you've been mugged off do you feel like that's absolute nonsense
31:50i think sometimes i've been mugged off yes but i don't think they truly know the ins and outs of
31:56our relationship i think it's just one opinion being voiced um and i think liv and i have discussed it
32:03and we've sorted everything out now and i think we're um yeah looking forward and live how are
32:13things for you and sam at the moment not great i mean as pink hair's gone thank god what do you
32:20reckon sam how are you feeling about the whole situation um liv knows how i feel but i think you are
32:27very young and i think as we all are yeah and i think that maybe it's not the right time we'll
32:33learn from all this shit yeah and harry as another close friend of liv do you think sam was a bit harsh
32:39to live i just want her to be happy i want the both of them to be happy and if being together is going
32:44to work and make them happy then i've said that i will always support living whatever decision she wants
32:48to do so i just want them to be happy great liv's always had quite a lot of support from your friends
32:53with digby i feel like uh ryan you were a real sort of digby champion uh i'm team digby you are team
33:00digby and how do you feel about the guys reconciling yeah if he's happy i'm happy yeah are you happy
33:06just to check i'm happy mate great everyone's happy yeah what a great show lovely
33:16i think we've uh i think we've got a question actually from the audience kirsty what's your question
33:20hiya so liv i really like you but i'm wondering why weren't you honest with digby before you went
33:27away and discussed your feelings with everyone else because every time i tried to discuss things it
33:33wasn't quite understood by digby and so we'd end up in rows there was no point me constantly trying
33:39to fight with him about all this stuff yeah sure now your parents are here mommy daddy bentley hello
33:47how do you feel now that the guys are back together thrilled
33:56i think they're a great couple i really do go for it go for it that's good how does that make you
34:03feel hearing that from your parents yeah better better yeah judge janey what are we saying div or no div
34:08uh i i i say div man 100 all the way div
34:15although call me old-fashioned i'm not sure it's wise to live by the decision of a pretend judge with a
34:20questionable relationship history much more sensible to give the power to the people like they did with
34:26brexit and everyone's well happy about that aren't they so here's what we're gonna do everyone in the
34:31room has a card i've got one here under my bottom div on one side no div on the other side and then
34:38me and jamie will decide what it is oh your parents have got two hearts you've got two
34:43well i reckon the result is uh div what do you reckon james
35:01now there's one lady who could click her fingers and have the male population of chelsea at her service
35:06not that she wants any of them of course i'm talking about sophie hermann did deutsche dama
35:11at the party i met sophie hermann god wow good luck she is my fan you looked very very nice at ruffles
35:23that's cute is it cute i feel like a lot of boys start to fancy you i think we all fancy you really
35:28don't i don't oh jay come on i know i do okay fine i fancy you too not in this turtleneck game you know
35:37i can't it looks great and your hair accentuates your dress the dress you're driveling some i know
35:46i just like somebody who can keep up with me really yeah i don't like to be someone's sugar mummy
35:53sophie hermann no just asked me out for dinner yes miles oh my god i got this wrong didn't i
36:01totally got this wrong now you seem to have managed to avoid dating anyone ever in chelsea why is that
36:11it doesn't really uh like end up that well does it well tonight may be the night where we change your
36:16mind just to give these guys a little bit of hope i thought we play a favorite game of mine which is
36:21that's german not greek that's exactly what i said that's exactly what you said snog marry avoid in
36:33german snog the word alone gets me like oh did you guys not know this this is are you twivering in your
36:40boxes okay sophie i have for you three eligible ish bachelors ish that you've all you have not
36:47about all of them which is quite impressive um so let's talk about them like they're not here just
36:51like they like it okay first up you have your chauffeur miles what do you think of miles as a
36:56potential suitor um well he's about a decade too young and just basically detached from his abelico
37:02cord so no fine wow okay you're still within the shop mate i'm sure it's gonna be fine but he's super
37:10cute but just not the age group i'm looking just not the age if he was another 10 years older then you'd
37:14think about it i'll take that okay fine go for it miles okay next to your delectation is of course
37:19sam thompson does come with the habs these days so i'm not sure but still a lovely lad would you
37:24be interested if there wasn't a house on the scene i mean looking at these stonewashed jeans
37:31with the shoes and oh class you just came back from vegas so hell no
37:37right okay lots of positives there uh and over to the king of iceland i think i don't know it's
37:43frederick what do you reckon about fred i always love a good viking game so yeah don't we all babe
37:49don't we all okay so i'm gonna ask you now to decide who you want to pick let's break some hearts
37:55start with mary who we're marrying really like with the strongest thing right all right marry
38:01mary obviously everyone knows i like a good viking so freddie mary
38:06yay okay which leaves us with the two options snog and avoid do i have to pick like one to snog
38:18it will hurt it will hurt like a bandage in there do i have to pick one you have to pick
38:24one life is pain okay so avoid sam sorry baby mouse still love you but these jeans and the vegas
38:31grass is just not for me today oh fair enough so miles gets a snog
38:42an imaginary one so after the break i snuggle up with ryan louise and alec what could possibly
38:49go wrong so you know they both have willies the willy bit is great because we weren't sure but now
38:55but now they both have them i can guarantee
39:05welcome back to the made in chelsea end of season party now this is the final part of the show
39:10and as any chelsea fan knows this is the bit where we're building up to an exciting ending
39:15so we're all dancing around in slow motion to edgy music everyone ready yeah let's do this
39:25well done everyone absolute triumph great work great work now we're all invigorated to tackle the
39:44climax of today's show in the most awkward way possible with of course louise ryan and alec
39:55well well well this is cozy isn't it guys very cozy louise how you been nestled in the middle there
40:03i'm actually quite used to it aren't you what's that mean well no i mean i always seem to be up here
40:07sandwiched between my current boyfriend and my ex dude there's been too many of them too many of them
40:13but this is one to keep i'm guessing i mean yeah that's the last time the last time it will happen
40:18thank god now i don't know if anyone picked up on this but this series marked quite an important
40:23anniversary for one couple ask me no questions early gift for our two-year anniversary so it was mine
40:30and ryan's two-year anniversary anniversary two-year anniversary two-year anniversary two-year anniversary
40:36mark it's an achievement it really is
40:42now alec at points you seem to be a bit more interested in the anniversary than louise and ryan
40:48no you know there's no need to beat a dead horse for god's sakes it's not it's irrelevant there's
40:53this water under the bridge for god's sake let's move on let it go let it go i'm walking here sure
40:58that's the end of my racism towards you hope you enjoyed it very much uh my next question comes
41:03courtesy of a mr f bull from chelsea west london do you think if in some parallel universe where
41:10perhaps you didn't exist ryan and alec could be friends interesting thought louise what are you
41:17thinking hmm they are so different they are so different you're at opposite ends of the spectrum
41:24here's an interesting question to see if these guys could be friends if you weren't around louise
41:27and thanks to the magic of science we can find out humber humber happy anniversary sugar thank you
41:35beautiful thank you yes roses there you go joe my favorite i can't believe it's been three years
41:40you mean three of the best years i do mean that actually i've got something special for you oh stop
41:45it you don't need to get me anything special man come on i do but this is for your right hand not
41:49your left my right okay with your right beautiful okay now this is a promise that one day soon we're
41:56going to be together forever oh my god i will never take this off i mean who in their right mind would
42:00ever take off a promise ring i've never been so in love oh me too thank you so much come here
42:19i think we've got a question from the audience now lawrence what's your question ryan now that
42:24you and alec are best of friends again is it likely that he's going to be invited to yours and louise's
42:28wedding oh good question might be a bit too soon to answer that one it's baby steps for me and this
42:36guy right now maybe the evening reception yeah maybe that yeah sure yeah now you mentioned this earlier
42:41it does seem odd that you were with alec for so long when him and ryan are so different do you think
42:46there are actually any similarities between them they're both actually they're both both men they're
42:52both they both have willies they're both i i can't i'm actually i'm really struggling the willy bit
43:00is great because we weren't sure but now but now they both have them i can guarantee well well that's
43:04going to be on the daily mail very soon i wonder if perhaps uh you two if we merge you together you
43:11would be like the perfect boyfriends be really interesting to see what happened actually physically if we
43:15merge you together let's take a let's take a look at that oh no there's the two of you set oh and if we merge
43:35finally alec the key question of the series i think everyone wants to know is your dad single because
43:41you and louise might be over but what about your dad and mrs t oh there's a couple i want to
43:48talk about a match made in heaven what do you reckon well you know my father's quite the eccentric he
43:53typically doesn't date anyone over the age of 30. oh okay and you're 32 so it's not going to work out
43:59his loss absolutely his you know you could make the cut i mean you look not a day over 29. hey you two are
44:05both single this should happen there's a twist we weren't expecting you've been so great to watch
44:12thank you so much alec louise and ryan everyone
44:24so we're almost at the end of the show so let's take a moment to reflect on what we've learned this
44:29series mark francis showed once again he is completely in touch with the real world a massive
44:35gold earring is the most dreadful thing i can think of in the evening
44:42we finally got an explanation as to why boris johnson seems to always talk absolute bollocks
44:48put a random letter a random random letter doesn't matter and then you construct a word around that
44:54first random letter and i think stands bff toss might just have invented my new favorite euphemism
45:01i can't come i'm totally sitting with my neighbor that's old chestnut frankly there are far too many
45:07good bits to mention so we've plonked them all together in a handy montage just for you you have
45:12to observe observe everything the good the bad and the ugly of course nothing too ugly
45:17there's nothing worse than a great outfit wasting on a bad time i am only truly content when i'm
45:27wearing really big pants no it's called a bavarian front yard a bavarian i love a bavarian front yard
45:33frankie i would never say i hate you i hate frankie you're like a closet wanker
45:38your head must be so far i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't you can smell your prop size
45:44stop saying i'm not boring i'll make you up leave me the
45:47alone i like this this is great any guy who's good at bed is untrustworthy
45:55yes no one's just a personality i am single and ready to mingle hey don't look at me when you're
46:00taking your pants off this just gets better and better i love you you need to make your mind up on
46:07what you want because if you don't know what to do what do you want i need you here with me but
46:11you're not you're over there talking to someone else and do you think your wife has stayed with
46:14you because you're quite good at boiling eggs very perceptive thought it's not that horny at the
46:19moment i don't know what it is darling did you think that this was a date yeah you're a right
46:24baruchnikov it has been said before well part 12 is 64. stop it oh my god you know the first time it's never