Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 11
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00:00She's way out of your league. You're punching.
00:02No, I'm not punching.
00:03You are a bit.
00:04One and got a quick hair transplant.
00:06That's very sweet, but I like you just the way you are.
00:10We have slept together.
00:12She was, like, could have been better.
00:14I feel like I'm an idiot.
00:15I promise you all my life is not what I said.
00:18It's such a shame because I've really enjoyed getting to know you.
00:22I feel that we should move in together.
00:23I'd love to do that.
00:26I feel like she doesn't quite know what she wants.
00:28Her friends have had a massive influence on this.
00:31You need to make your mind up on what you want because I want you.
00:35I don't know what to do.
00:35I don't know.
00:36I physically don't know what to do.
00:37I want to be with you, but it's just not clearly not working, is it?
00:40I'll leave her.
00:41I want to be with you.
00:54I want to take you down.
00:55I want, want you now.
01:01Yeah, I want to take you down.
01:06I want, want you now.
01:11I want you now.
01:13I want you.
01:15I want you.
01:15I want you.
01:17Put it back.
01:21Put it back.
01:22Put your hands on it.
01:25Hands on it.
01:26Put it back.
01:27Let me show you how to do it.
01:29I'ma put it to your light.
01:31Put it to your light.
01:32Down, down.
01:34Put it to your hands on it.
02:04Well done, guys.
02:05Good try.
02:06You don't need to run, Trans.
02:07Next time you guys do this, don't invite me, okay?
02:09That's mean.
02:10During school, when I was at school, I scored 42 tries in this rugby season in 10 games.
02:14Living in the past, mate.
02:15Not living in the past.
02:16How many years ago?
02:1712, 13 years ago.
02:19I'm not trying to brag.
02:20That's not what I'm trying to do.
02:21I'm just trying to state the obvious.
02:23What?
02:23So you are bragging.
02:26I also feel like I need a little bit of confidence, right?
02:29Really?
02:29Yeah.
02:29Firstly, I've never been in a situation where I've felt like this.
02:34I've never been in a situation where I've felt like this before.
02:35I've heard that before.
02:36Because you're so perfect in every...
02:38No, I'm talking about with Elle.
02:40So with Elle, I've never felt like this about a girl before.
02:42No?
02:42Right.
02:43I'm just feeling a little bit...
02:44A little bit self-conscious.
02:45No, I'm not being fat.
02:46I'm feeling a little bit self-conscious at the moment.
02:48Why?
02:49Do you feel like you need to impress her or something?
02:51Yes, obviously.
02:52You know, you don't have to be sprinting or doing all these weird things to try to impress
02:56Elle.
02:57All you gotta do is just be spontaneous.
02:59Buy her flowers for the sake of it being a Tuesday.
03:01Oh, look at me.
03:02I'm the guru of love.
03:03Just go and get her flowers.
03:06Okay, maybe I haven't had the best of luck in my day.
03:09All you gotta do is be spontaneous.
03:12You know something, you little shit?
03:14I've had enough of this shit.
03:16Good luck on your own, okay?
03:19I thought you were a ring already.
03:21Yeah.
03:21It's really funny.
03:22Making fun of me buying an engagement ring for someone I actually was going to marry.
03:26And that feeling.
03:27That's really wonderful.
03:28One, two.
03:31I cannot believe that neither of you have met each other before.
03:54They're two of the biggest powers of SW3.
03:56I think we did beat once, I think.
03:58We once had a brief encounter at a Take That concert.
04:03Are you serious?
04:04I love Take That.
04:06These are funny old things, aren't they?
04:08Okay, so guys, I'm going to throw a tea party.
04:10But it's going to be a tea party on a level that no one's ever seen before.
04:14You want it to be talked about for, like, years, months.
04:18Decades.
04:18What are we talking about?
04:19Decades.
04:19The big thing that I need to determine is the theme.
04:22Okay, so why don't we do, like, a twisted tea party, as in all berserk, Midsummer Night's
04:26dream and kind of magical and kind of all that.
04:29That means your fairy's perfect, kind of larbrous, flowers.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Gorgeous, draping off things.
04:35Yeah.
04:35Magical.
04:36Oliver, you're so good at this.
04:37So good at this.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Maybe I take care of the baked goods this time.
04:41I'm sure I can do it.
04:42And plus, you know, Germans make everything baked so much better.
04:45Right.
04:46I don't think the baked goods are the most important of it.
04:49I think there needs to be a kind of mix.
04:51Surely it depends on the baked goods, you know?
04:53Well, I mean, I think lighting is very important this time.
04:57The lighting of the cake, maybe.
04:58The lighting.
04:58Well, we could light up a cake.
05:00Okay.
05:01You guys are getting quite competitive over this.
05:03I love it.
05:03It's quite sweet.
05:04Well.
05:05Okay.
05:05All right.
05:06You deal with the cake goods.
05:09Yeah.
05:09And I will make it look sensational.
05:26What are you laughing about?
05:28Nothing.
05:32It's got a good night.
05:34And morning.
05:37I'm knackered.
05:39I'd like to say I'm not what I am.
05:41I'm tired.
05:42You had a good workout?
05:43Yes.
05:44I'm very happy that James didn't grow in anything.
05:48Fuck it up.
05:49Shut up, James.
05:51You're a felon.
05:53Not that he's got to me or anything.
05:55Not like I'm being bothered at all.
05:57Not bothered at all.
05:58No, not at all.
05:59Liv got in contact with me, actually.
06:01How is she?
06:02She sounded a bit quite tense.
06:05You don't mind if I have a quick chat with her?
06:06She wants to speak to me like alone.
06:08Me, for sure.
06:09I don't quite know.
06:10Should I leave now?
06:10No, not now.
06:11But like, don't just leave me on my own at the table.
06:13That would be horrible.
06:14You just want to prep yourself for this intense chat.
06:17I want to take you to the market on the road, actually.
06:19It's really nice.
06:20I like that market.
06:22Yeah?
06:22Have some oysters.
06:23Yeah, I love oysters.
06:25There she is.
06:26How are you?
06:27Good, how are you?
06:28You look nice.
06:29How have you guys been, anyway?
06:31You're good.
06:31How are you?
06:31How are you going to try and word it without getting upset?
06:41So I went down to see my parents the other day, and then DeepBit arrived, and we basically
06:45broke up.
06:46Oh, my God.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Um.
06:51Wow.
06:51How long was that?
07:14How long was that?
07:16How long was that?
07:21What's in that one?
07:24Uh, loafers and Chelsea boots and that.
07:27I was not expecting this for staff.
07:28Like, I just wasn't.
07:30Really?
07:30This is more than I had when I moved in here.
07:32Yeah, but you've been to mine before.
07:33You've seen all the space that I have for all my things.
07:36Yeah, I know, but I never thought about it being in my flat.
07:40All of that stuff.
07:40Here we are.
07:41Yeah.
07:43Are you not, like, super excited about this?
07:45Obviously, I'm really happy that we're living together as well, but...
07:48Yeah, exactly.
07:49I just didn't anticipate the amount of...
07:52There's actually one more thing that I've got to go and grab.
07:54Okay, I'll be two seconds.
07:55Literally two seconds.
07:59Oh.
08:01Right, here we go.
08:02Okay, now.
08:05Sick, right?
08:06Is this a present?
08:06This is what I had when I was about three years old, okay?
08:11And I was obsessed with it.
08:12No, no, no, this is baffling me, because we've got all of this stuff and we're freaking out slightly about where we're going to put it.
08:17No, no, there's no freaking out.
08:18And you bring in this car that's the size of the dining room table.
08:20It's not the size of the table.
08:21It's huge.
08:22It is.
08:23It's tiny.
08:23I used to...
08:24We can drive up and down the King's Road in that.
08:26Oh, why don't we leave it in the car park?
08:27No.
08:28Next to my other car.
08:29This is going to be like an heirloom.
08:30We can give this to, like, our kids.
08:31Oh, Harry.
08:31Yeah.
08:34It's a no from me.
08:36Guys, I'm going to leave you to have a little chat.
08:38I'll go get myself another bloody Mary.
08:41See you.
08:41See you later.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:47Um...
08:47Liv, wow.
08:48I'm going to be honest with you.
08:50I didn't expect...
08:52You didn't think I'd have it in me, do you?
08:54No.
08:54In your head, do you fully believe it's over?
08:57Yeah, I think I do.
09:00But deep down, I don't want it to be.
09:02Like, I don't want this to be it.
09:04Yeah.
09:05It makes me actually feel a bit sick.
09:06Like, I feel sick about the way I treated him
09:08and how I don't like the way it ended.
09:11Like, I don't agree with that.
09:13And I...
09:14There's stuff, I think, that still needs to be said.
09:17I think that you need to time apart.
09:19And I know the guilt inside right now.
09:21And you're like, oh, I feel like I can just talk to him.
09:23No, you don't.
09:24That's actually just you wanting that for yourself.
09:26That's you actually wanting the comfort of being around him.
09:30And you're masking that.
09:31And you weren't bad.
09:33You honestly weren't.
09:33You weren't awful, Liv.
09:35I can promise you that from the bottom of my heart.
09:38It's just hard when you're not happy,
09:40but you don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
09:43I just think, what if I never find someone else like him?
09:46Liv, let me tell you something.
09:48Being alone is everyone's biggest fear.
09:51You just have some confidence in yourself that you can be alone.
09:54Once you can still do all the things that make you happy,
09:57you will be so much happier than you thought you could ever be.
10:01I promise you.
10:01But if you go back now and you crumble,
10:05one, it is selfish.
10:07Two, I don't think you're going to respect yourself.
10:09You're one of my best friends,
10:13and I will be there with you every step of the way.
10:15I just hate a stingy dusting.
10:43Don't you?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Are you excited for the party?
10:46Should we add those in?
10:47No, definitely not.
10:48Hi, Elle.
10:50Ça va?
10:51Yes, how are you?
10:53Good, thank you.
10:54Elle, this is Miles.
10:55Hello.
10:55Sous-chef.
10:57Tester.
10:58You know Jamie, no?
10:59Yeah, of course, yeah.
11:00She's his girlfriend.
11:01Oh, I'm the sous-chef.
11:02Of course you are.
11:03Really?
11:04What do you think you are?
11:04Unbelievable.
11:05You know, I'm quite a good chef normally,
11:07but baking is not really my strength yet.
11:10That's why I thought it's good to get, like,
11:12two French people to teach me.
11:14To teach you?
11:14You're French?
11:15Half French, half English.
11:17Same, half French, half American.
11:18Oh, nice.
11:19I always think she looks a bit like Vanessa Paradis, no?
11:22Oh, my God.
11:22With a little gap.
11:23What?
11:24Yes.
11:24Yeah, I get that.
11:25Vanessa Paradis.
11:26Yeah, yeah.
11:26I think I can make this cake look a little bit better.
11:29I mean, this is going to be so messy,
11:30so before you do anything, I've got you a little apron.
11:34You ready?
11:35Oh, that's sweet.
11:37You got this?
11:39Oh.
11:39I got the back.
11:40I'm all good.
11:45I've always wanted to crack an egg with just one eye.
11:48Why?
11:49I'm a pro.
11:49I hate that.
11:50I can teach you.
11:50Can you?
11:50So, basically, you grab the egg, one hand, right in the middle,
11:54and then the thumb just lifts it, so you go.
11:56God.
11:57You've got quite delicate hands.
11:59How the f-
11:59Okay, let's show you.
12:00Lady fingers.
12:01My hands are too-
12:02And then-
12:03Well done.
12:06I got the white-
12:07This is just gross now.
12:08I don't think you're going to win this competition.
12:10Why?
12:11I'm going to be honest with you.
12:12I mean, these ones look great.
12:14You maybe overdid it a little bit with the dusting, but-
12:16You definitely overdid it.
12:17Slightly, but it's fine.
12:18It'll taste good.
12:19Exactly.
12:19I mean, hey, you're the taster.
12:21Okay, you ready?
12:22Open up.
12:23Okay, come on.
12:23I can take it myself.
12:24Overwide.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:28Miles.
12:29Just throw it in the visage.
12:33I'm getting abused today.
12:35Oh, voilà .
12:37I think it looks a bit worse.
12:39Mignon.
12:40J'ai un peu l'empiré, non?
12:41Je pense que, franchement, là , c'est abusé.
12:45C'est abusé.
12:47Qu'est-ce que c'est?
12:48I haven't met a lot of French people in London.
12:51That's good.
12:51That's true.
12:52I can be your, like, French friend.
12:54Yeah.
12:54Yeah?
12:55Sure.
12:55Look at the colour of it, mane and tail banging.
13:15Well, this one is quite cute.
13:16This is it.
13:18This is the one.
13:20The one what?
13:21I'm looking for a mythical creature.
13:23These are horses.
13:25But theoretically could be a mythical creature.
13:28If you put a horn on its face...
13:30To make it a rhino?
13:31No.
13:33A unicorn.
13:34Ah.
13:35See?
13:36Chasing unicorns again.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Sophie Herman wants to basically try and beat me to do a better job at creating a good party.
13:43Two queens going at it.
13:44She...
13:44Well, quite.
13:45Yeah.
13:45I mean, besides elephant, I'm not sure what's bigger.
13:48I need to find the horn, actually.
13:50Where do you find a horn?
13:51Yeah, I'm, like, loving all my morning wake-up calls from you.
14:09Hey, look, I told you I'll be with you night and day.
14:11OK?
14:12Thank you, buddy.
14:12So I'm here night and day.
14:15No, I do actually appreciate this.
14:15We both can't live.
14:16Honestly.
14:17Well...
14:17Anything you need, anything you need, any time of day.
14:19We're good in our each different way.
14:21I'm more caring, I'm more loving.
14:23I look after Liv, you know, her emotional side.
14:26And you kind of, you know, you'll take a shopping.
14:28You reading that from your, like, book of bullshit or something?
14:32No, no, you both actually, throughout all of this, have been pretty amazing.
14:37Can I have a table for two, please, under Tamper?
14:39Oh, Tamper!
14:40Hi!
14:41Hello!
14:41Hello!
14:42Good to see you.
14:43How are you?
14:44Really well, thank you.
14:45Nice to see you.
14:46Hi, Liv.
14:47Nice to see you.
14:49This is, do you know Harry?
14:50Hi, I'm not sure whether we've met before.
14:52Hi, this is Tabby.
14:52I'm Harry. Nice to meet you.
14:53How are you doing?
14:53I'm meeting my friend for lunch.
14:55Calm sit down quickly.
14:56Take a pew.
14:57Did you, so did you guys all know each other?
14:59So Tabby, we were all at school together.
15:02But I knew Tabby before we actually went to school.
15:04We've known each other, like, our whole lives.
15:06Tabby's like my other big sister.
15:08When my whole family moved down from London to the countryside, the first person they met was Tabby's mother.
15:12So that's when we all knew each other.
15:13And this is when I was like, yeah, baby.
15:15So what was Bentley like at school?
15:16At junior school, you were such a tomboy.
15:18And then when Bradfield years came, you were naughty.
15:21Discovered tits and hair extensions.
15:23What are you doing, Liv?
15:24Bugger all at the moment.
15:26You've just broken up with her boyfriend.
15:27What?
15:28Yes.
15:28I'm in the same boat.
15:30Are you?
15:30You've just broken up as well.
15:31Have you?
15:32Yeah, literally just.
15:33It's so hard.
15:33Like when you, because when I'm suddenly not doing anything, I like to think about it all.
15:36I know.
15:37It's hard.
15:38Liv, the best thing to do is to get yourself out the house, stay distracted, reinvent yourself.
15:44Yeah.
15:44Don't reinvent while I die my hair.
15:45Yeah, I do.
15:46No, don't.
15:47Oh my God, die it pink.
15:48Do anything too drastic.
15:49Right, Liv.
15:50Okay, this is it.
15:51Give me a phone.
15:52We'll delete his number.
15:54Absolutely not.
15:54Why?
15:55Why?
15:55Why would you not delete his number?
15:56Because I don't want to delete his number.
15:58Come on, Liv.
15:59This is it.
15:59This is the final frontier.
16:01Come on.
16:02Oh, God.
16:05Oh, shit.
16:10Why are the faithful moon and all of the mountains rumble knowingly?
16:19I ought to collide and see how to count my thoughts.
16:25Hello, Liv.
16:28I've got you a coffee.
16:28Cheers, bud.
16:30So, how are you doing?
16:31Yeah, I've been better.
16:32Not going to lie.
16:33What's happened there?
16:35I don't understand how she can just throw away everything that we've got just like that.
16:39Like, she has said it's over, but in my mind, I don't think it's over.
16:44I just feel like I need more answers because I don't get it.
16:48I really don't.
16:49Have some respect for yourself.
16:51Yeah, it feels like you're hanging on to something that just isn't there.
16:55Yeah.
16:55It doesn't look like an eject reaction.
16:57It doesn't look like she panicked.
16:58Like, she's been saying this to people for a while.
17:00Her parents don't think we're right together.
17:02She doesn't think that you guys are suited.
17:05Like, I don't feel like she's just suddenly said this because you've confronted her.
17:09I feel like this has been building.
17:10She just said it's over.
17:11And I guess that's it.
17:13Like, I think she's made a mistake.
17:15She just needs to realize it.
17:17I don't think this is...
17:18I don't think so.
17:19That is a delicious 2014 Portuguese red.
17:44Wow.
17:47What?
17:48Oh, you don't know that I know about wine?
17:50Do you know much about wine or no?
17:52Not really.
17:52You don't know anything about wine?
17:53I should, right?
17:54Because I'm French.
17:55Well, listen, it takes a while to learn about wine.
17:58I've learned it in the past quite a lot, and I've just recently learned a lot more.
18:02Whoa.
18:03Well, this is how you smell it.
18:04So, pick up, smell it.
18:05Why did you make that face?
18:06What face?
18:08That's the face you're meant to make when you're...
18:09No, I don't do that.
18:11You do.
18:12No, this is when you're smelling wine.
18:13Look, come on.
18:15That's what you're meant to do.
18:17When you taste it, what do you taste?
18:19Go on.
18:19Wine.
18:21Oh, my God, stop doing that.
18:25You're okay.
18:28Oh, that doesn't normally happen.
18:32Okay.
18:33Now you've got...
18:34A little bit of age to it.
18:35Pick up.
18:35Okay, we're good.
18:36So, I thought that I would put on, like, a sporting event.
18:39I like that a lot, actually.
18:41Yeah, yeah.
18:42Just because I'm quite good at sport.
18:45Like, I've never lost.
18:46Yeah, you said.
18:46But if you wanted to come down and check it out, that would be awesome.
18:49I'd love to come.
18:50Oh, you would?
18:50And cheer you on.
18:51Okay, listen, by the way, why were you late?
18:54I had a lot of fun, actually, with Sophie.
18:57Oh, you did?
18:57And this guy called Miles.
18:59Mm-hmm.
19:00Miles.
19:01Yeah, yeah.
19:01The face.
19:02There's no face.
19:04We almost had a fight, actually, a food fight.
19:06Because he tried to feed me a cupcake.
19:08Oh, wait, so you were having a food fight and being fed by a boy?
19:11Oh, the young buck.
19:14He's actually quite nice.
19:15Was he nice?
19:15And it's nice to know someone who speaks French.
19:18So I can speak French to him as well.
19:20You can speak French?
19:21Yeah.
19:22And you taught me how to crack an egg just with one hand.
19:24Yeah?
19:25You lift the thing.
19:26I can do two eggs in one hand.
19:28No.
19:28Yeah, I can.
19:29Can we try it out?
19:30Yeah.
19:30Can I have an egg?
19:32Enough.
19:33I didn't know you knew that word.
19:35Monsieur, si me plait un oeuf?
19:38Pour moi?
19:39Uh, no?
19:42Uh, je suis désolé.
19:43Non, merci.
19:44OK, au revoir.
19:48What?
19:49You didn't know I could speak.
19:51That well.
19:52You want in Spanish?
19:53No, no, no.
19:53No, we're good.
19:54Amigo, por favor, un oeuf.
19:58Gracias, amigo.
19:59Ah, de nada.
20:00I'm embarrassed.
20:01What's embarrassed?
20:03Do you want me to do in Portuguese?
20:03No, shh.
20:04Obrado.
20:05What?
20:06I'll do it in Portuguese?
20:07Senor, obrado.
20:09No?
20:10Stop.
20:11Enough.
20:12Yeah, OK.
20:15I was just saying I like having a French friend around.
20:18You like having a French friend?
20:19Yeah, it's quite nice.
20:20You know, I come in London.
20:21I don't really know a lot of French people here.
20:24No.
20:24Anyway, look, you don't need any more friends.
20:27You've got plenty.
20:29I just thought he was very nice.
20:34And when the waves come over, when we last it all,
20:39we know we have been gone.
20:43I can feel the water, that's enough that doors come forward.
20:50Floor.
20:52And when the waves come over, when we last it all,
20:56You'll hold me high.
21:01I can feel the water, that's enough that doors come forward.
21:08Floor.
21:13Get set, ready, let's go.
21:15I've got kicks out of the fast track, letting me grow.
21:18You'll get older when you grow, I'm not getting told.
21:21You'll get older when you grow, I'm not getting old.
21:25I can feel like I'm not getting old.
21:47Can you do this?
21:48Oh
21:54Do you grunt when you get off the safe?
21:58Well, I was
22:00England on a 16 rugby. This is what they used to teach me. Ah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, also
22:06Huh, are you on the wing? No, I was fullback. Well, because basically I used to run the hundred meters in 10-8 probably could do it around 11 dead now
22:12But I didn't 10-8
22:14When I did the nationals I came third
22:16Um, very impressed. So then I was picked up by the England rugby team. Yeah, yeah, no, listen
22:22I I'm doing it's just you know, I'm modest about it if anything
22:26Also, I need to ask you a question right and be honest. What do you think of that guy miles?
22:31I think he's nice. Why?
22:33You think he's nice? Yeah, he's super nice to me. Why? Oh, because Eloise is French. Do they speak French together or something?
22:39No. Do you feel a bit left out?
22:41No, it didn't happen
22:43Have you ever been in a relationship where
22:46You feel like you're slightly on the back foot or you've never you always be on the front foot? No. Why is that how you feel?
22:53Yeah, a little bit. Oh, well, it's weird Kate with L. It's more like I'm sort of pretty ready to kind of say like, you know
23:01The whole L L bomb, but have you not already said that? Not really?
23:05Really? Well, we just know why I think I'm pretty much so I don't know if she's there, so it's kind of like a weird
23:11Oh my god, of course she's there. Are you silly?
23:13I honestly, honestly, I promise you I kid you not it's so hard to read her tell her you're falling for her and see what the vibe is
23:20That's quite good. That's what Harry did. So basically I think I'm falling for you and then see how okay
23:25Do you say I love you to him? Yeah, all the time gone then shall it in let's see Harry. I love you
23:33Lame
23:38No, no I can do I can do I love you
23:55And what would you gotta do?
23:57Johannes Donnie, if you can't get to me by 11, then the deal's off.
24:00Hi there.
24:01Yes, I need 200 bottles for your finest.
24:03Bayerische Creme, Vanillesauce.
24:05The 1966?
24:07No, that's not how events work.
24:09Fab, thank you ever so much.
24:10Alright, see you then. Love to your mother.
24:14I feel like I'm really getting through my to-do list, which is such a rarity.
24:18But then I think actually there's no incentive like a party, right?
24:21So how's the baking doing?
24:23I love that you'll bring more of a homely feel to the party.
24:26Did you just put homely and me in the same sentence?
24:29I think it's lovely. I think it's kind of gorgeous.
24:31So because I completely underestimated this whole baking situation,
24:35I just called my favourite Munich bakery
24:38and they're sending over about 20 apple strudels, little tartlets, jugs of custard.
24:44That is such a cheat.
24:46And how's it all going with you?
24:48So I haven't given it too much thought.
24:51Well, that's good.
24:52So basically, I've done something like this.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Kind of all sorts of things.
24:56So we have sort of badger-y stuff, we have horsey stuff.
24:59We've got some fabulous magical trees.
25:00There's some light-up trees.
25:02I was just saying, I...
25:03Well, there is a discussion.
25:04About?
25:05About the idea of a unicorn.
25:07A real one?
25:09The unicorn is fairly fabulous and I think it's almost now imperative, as I feel it might steal the show, which I'm really pleased with.
25:16So...
25:17I mean, Sophie importing strudels seems quite irrelevant now.
25:20Well, talking of scruples.
25:21What?
25:22Talking of scruples.
25:23How dare you?
25:24I will cancel this delivery.
25:25Just in the lowest case scenario, the cakes aren't as good as we think they are.
25:29They do some fabulous cakes here, so we should just go and try one and see what happens.
25:32How fucking dare you?
25:33You know, just as a little try, a little tester.
25:36Oliver, I'm with you.
25:37Let's go and have a little test.
25:38Let's have a little bit of a tasty.
25:40Right.
25:41See you in a sec.
25:42Five minutes.
25:43Well, ciao.
25:53Hello?
25:57No, that's not Oliver.
25:58I'm his superior.
25:59You can speak to me.
26:03Hi, Sammy.
26:04You alright, Talitha?
26:29Your hair?
26:30I know, it's so bad, right?
26:32Don't understand because Liv died hers because she wants to be like a new woman
26:36So being the strong independent girl that she is and she was like I want you to do it with me
26:41And I said no but I said no like a few times and then I was too
26:46I just I thought to myself I want to be there in solidarity with one of my best mates
26:51So why are we here? Are you buying flowers for Habs?
26:54No these are actually for Liv as well
26:55Well just because I think she deserves them
26:58You are so sweet
26:58I've also got her some goodies I've got her some tissues
27:01For just for a cry
27:02For a good cry
27:03Yeah and then you know some raspberries for a munch while crying
27:06Sweet
27:07You've really thought about it all haven't you?
27:09The vino
27:09Ideal
27:11Well I mean
27:12Liv loves some grapes
27:13With all the combination of things with the hair and all this and stuff
27:17I think she'll feel like she has someone there for her and right now I think that's what she needs
27:21I mean she's so lucky to have you
27:22Olivia must be going through so much
27:24Thinking back on it I don't think that I've ever known her to bring a boy
27:27Home to like meet the family and like get so involved
27:31As long as I've known Liv this is actually probably her first proper official boyfriend relationship thing
27:36So she must be going through quite a lot
27:38The fact that she hasn't messaged him or called him or met up with him
27:41Is it really is a testament to how strong she's been
27:44I'm so proud of Liv
27:47Yeah
27:47I really am
27:48Well she's lucky to have you
27:49If it's the last time that we've got Liv
27:54It's the last time that we've got Liv
27:54It's the last time that we've got Liv
27:58It's the last time there'll be no ransom
28:00Just we're not giving it up
28:02What have you done to your hair?
28:13Don't know
28:14Huh?
28:15Um
28:16I was not expecting that
28:18How have you been?
28:23Um
28:23I'd say better
28:25Yeah
28:25I've been better
28:26How about you?
28:28Um
28:29I haven't really missed you
28:30It's been kind of weird
28:31I just want this to end
28:33It's been driving me mental
28:35I literally haven't slept
28:37And eaten
28:38All I want is for you to feel happy
28:41And you to have a clear mind
28:42But I want you to be happy as well
28:44Yeah but Liv I will be happy
28:45You haven't been happy because of the way I was treating you
28:47Yeah I mean true
28:48But the only thing that wasn't stopping me from ending it
28:51Was purely because I know how good we are
28:53I just feel like it's hard because obviously all my friends are saying one thing
28:56And obviously I'm going to take on board what they're saying
29:00Like the reason I want to see you is because I
29:02Like I've really missed you
29:05Yeah
29:07Like I think about you all the time
29:09Um
29:10No one knows I have seen you
29:12And I mean
29:13But then there's part of me that just doesn't really give a shit what they say
29:16Like I know they're trying to be my friends and be there for me
29:19And they have been like Sam's fucking died his hair pink for me
29:22And like I feel like I've almost not gone behind his back
29:25But I'm going against everything he's tried to help me with
29:27By seeing you
29:29And that is what I find hard
29:30Because I don't
29:31I don't want my friends to think
29:33You know I've given in and all this stuff
29:35But I think what I haven't really expressed to them enough
29:38Is like how much you really mean to me
29:41And how much there is so much of you and I that I still want
29:44Yeah
29:45I do think you know
29:47Us
29:48Like rebuilding this whole thing
29:51Yeah
29:51It's just going to make us stronger
29:52Yeah
29:53And it's just you know
29:54I think you will have a clearer head
29:57And you'll know what you want
29:59Yeah
29:59And then you'll actually show
30:02We'll show your friends that we are right together
30:04I look at you now and I'm like still madly in love with you
30:07Like I'm not my best friend
30:09And you're my best friend as well
30:11Leave me just my pride
30:13You can take the side
30:15That no one else could ever see
30:17No one else would ever see but you
30:20Is it love that I'm feeling?
30:27Just if it's love that I'm feeling
30:30Oh how my soul needs feeling
30:34If it's love that I'm feeling
30:38I need to know it by your dreams
30:42So how are you feeling about this?
30:45Dude I don't feel I just do in these situations
30:47Oh
30:47What was that?
30:48Shit
30:48You see that?
30:50What?
30:50You didn't see my jump?
30:52You look like a smurf flying
30:54I think I quite liked it
30:55Elle does not look so impressed
30:56I think you really need to pull something out of the bag here
30:58What is that?
31:00Elle's right there
31:01Is that why we're here?
31:03Yeah
31:03I did part of it for Elle
31:04Part of it for Elle
31:07And there's a little bit
31:08Just sprinkled on top for Elle
31:09A little bit more for Elle
31:11So this is my moment
31:12This is how I got impressed
31:13I've got to get this long jump done
31:14Start clapping
31:15Start clapping
31:16Shouldn't you just
31:17Francis clap
31:18Go
31:18Francis in time
31:21Francis
31:22In time
31:25Ready
31:25One
31:25Two
31:25Three
31:26There she looks
31:28Come on
31:29Here we go
31:29Here we go
31:30Here we go
31:31Go for it
31:31It's all about the inches
31:33Here we go
31:34I think you'll get a miss that mate
31:45What's Miles doing here?
31:49What the fuck?
31:49This one is Miles Davis
31:54And the lion is when I had my legs super long
31:58And enormous
31:59Oh no
32:04She missed it
32:05She wasn't even looking
32:06She was just chatting to that guy with really great hair
32:08What do you mean the guy with really great hair?
32:10He does have a good hairline
32:11He doesn't
32:11Shut up
32:12Why do you invite a good looking guy?
32:14I didn't invite him mate
32:15Are they speaking French?
32:16I've organised a sports day for her
32:18She's not even fucking looking
32:19Why did you organise a sports day for her?
32:21Because I thought it was a good idea
32:22I thought that what I would do
32:24The way to a woman's heart is not by organising a sports day
32:25Now looking back on it I realise it was a bad idea
32:27Plus she's just left school
32:28She's probably had enough of sports days for a few years
32:30It's funny because Miles probably thinks he's going to compete
32:32Races are over mate
32:34I think his eyes are on a different prize entirely my friend
32:46Is that too far now?
32:52I've never seen them
32:55How?
33:06I don't even know
33:07you gotta let it go
33:08You gotta let it go
33:11Oh, my gosh, Georgia, it's pink.
33:29Well, yes, it's raspberry tea.
33:31Well, it doesn't sound like robust to me.
33:33That's the only red tea I've come across.
33:35In any case, you have indeed chosen sublime gardens to host your party.
33:40Do you like my panther look?
33:42I think you look wonderful.
33:44But I've gone for a certain look.
33:46I'm not going for a sort of...
33:47You've gone for a sort of...
33:49A young maiden in mourning after her somewhat older...
33:55Very rich husbands, unfortunately, died.
33:58And I am so sad about that.
34:00I can tell.
34:01Oh.
34:10Because if you want to go, I will be ready to go.
34:16Well, if you want to go, go, there is a way to go.
34:22But if you want to go, go, go, go...
34:26Oh, hello.
34:28Hello.
34:29Hi, Vanley.
34:29How are you?
34:30Yeah, good.
34:31You guys look amazing.
34:32So do you.
34:33So do you.
34:34My red?
34:35You guys are very matchy.
34:36Yeah.
34:36I kind of feel like you've had that all year and you've just been waiting to get it out.
34:39I have, I have.
34:39It's the type of thing he keeps in the wardrobe.
34:42So, Vanley, how are things with you?
34:43I see you actually went through with the pink hair.
34:44Yeah, I know.
34:45What do you think?
34:46It's really cool.
34:46Don't tell me Thompson did it as well.
34:48Yeah.
34:48Has he actually?
34:49I mean, his is very offensive.
34:51That is good form from him.
34:53Isn't it?
34:53Yeah.
34:54He's been actually so amazing through all this stuff.
34:56Like, I'll call him and he answers in seconds and he's always just like...
34:59Very attentive.
35:00Just there, he is.
35:01Have you heard from Digby at all?
35:03I mean, like, bits and pieces, but...
35:06But you're still strong and everything, like...
35:09Yeah, I mean, there's a...
35:11They are, they are, you know.
35:12Good.
35:13Um, but yeah.
35:14We were in the far alone
35:16We were in the far alone
35:20We were in the far alone
35:20We were in the far alone
35:21We were in the far alone
35:22See, I just can't believe that everyone calls her Tabitha.
35:26To me, it's Tabby.
35:28Wait, when did you guys see each other?
35:29We were at school together.
35:30Ah, interesting.
35:32What was Sam like at school?
35:33Legend.
35:34Grade A legend.
35:34That's a lie.
35:35He was cheeky.
35:38So yesterday I saw Digby having lunch with Liv.
35:42Are you serious?
35:43She didn't tell you.
35:44Wait, so you've dyed your hair pink
35:46and she's behind your back dating Digby.
35:51She's probably about together with him now.
35:53Yeah, I feel like we're almost getting mugged off.
35:56It's like you're saying one thing
35:57and we're all trying to rally behind you.
35:59But on the other hand,
36:00you're literally like secretly going and meeting the guy.
36:03I've given her all the advice in the world
36:04and I just feel like it just goes to waste.
36:09I just feel like a bit an idiot.
36:11I don't think it's realistic that a badger and a frog would be sharing a drink.
36:33Do you think green's your colour?
36:35It's the colour of my eyes, mate.
36:36You just look like you're slightly ill, but it's fine.
36:39You look like you've got the plague.
36:40No, I don't look like I've got the plague.
36:42Dripping down from your eyes.
36:45Yeah.
36:45Also, why did you pick a frog?
36:47Because they turn into princess.
36:50Anyone want to kiss Francis?
36:52No.
36:52No takers.
36:53You're speaking very quietly, though.
36:54Anyone want to kiss Francis?
36:56Uh, yeah.
36:59No, not one person.
37:00Yeah, that person over there.
37:01Well, where?
37:02There's no one.
37:03What, the statue?
37:03He's gone into the maze.
37:05It's going to be a fancy dress party.
37:06Everyone wants to go as the badger.
37:09Shit, that's Miles.
37:10These girls are all over him.
37:12No, they're not.
37:12He's just being polite.
37:13They're just talking to him.
37:14Miles!
37:15No, Francis.
37:15Come over here.
37:16Francis.
37:16Francis, Francis, stop it.
37:18Why are you acting like an embarrassed?
37:21Hey, mate.
37:21Hey, how's it going?
37:22Very good.
37:23Hey, man.
37:24How are you?
37:24How are you?
37:25I'm good.
37:25How are you?
37:26Why do you come dressed as a house cat?
37:28No, I thought the leopard pants would look good and, you know, the cape.
37:31You're...
37:31Badger.
37:32Badger.
37:32You're a badger.
37:32Yeah, the king of the wildlife in the UK.
37:35Oh, are you?
37:35Yeah, yeah.
37:36Thinking big.
37:36Thinking big.
37:37I like it.
37:38It's a good headpiece.
37:39Do you look quite good?
37:41I'm actually getting a bit hot.
37:43The cape is really heavy.
37:44Really?
37:44Yeah.
37:44Probably take the top off.
37:45Yeah.
37:45I would keep it on, if I was.
37:46Yeah?
37:47Yeah, yeah.
37:47I actually met your girlfriend, Eloise.
37:50Yeah, she's lovely.
37:51She's super intimate.
37:52Yeah.
37:53So, are you single at the moment, then?
37:55Yeah, yeah.
37:56At the moment, I'm single.
37:57And what's your type of girl?
37:58French.
38:00I've been with French, and I'm kind of staying clear from the French.
38:02Oh, perfect.
38:03So, don't worry, Jamie.
38:04I'm not going to prey on your...
38:06I'm not worried at all.
38:07Not to bring it up, but you did promise me unicorns.
38:23I actually don't know where it is.
38:25Okay, well...
38:26I don't know what it is.
38:26It should be arriving.
38:27What time is it, magical unicorn lady?
38:32Um, hi.
38:33Um, it's Ollie Locke here.
38:34I was just wondering, um, well, where the unicorn is.
38:40That's impossible.
38:41There's no way that could have happened.
38:43What does she sound like?
38:45German.
38:46Yeah.
38:47I think I might know exactly who you're talking about.
38:51All right, thanks for your help.
38:52Hello.
38:53Yeah, bye-bye.
38:54Hello.
38:54Has someone ordered the unicorn?
38:55Are you my unicorn?
38:57Hello.
38:57A little monkey.
38:58Forgive me.
38:59There can only be one unicorn at this party.
39:02So naughty, you sabotaged my unicorn.
39:05Darling, sabotage is such an ugly word.
39:07But it's true.
39:08Are you happy with my, uh, bakery?
39:11You must have made at least three phone calls.
39:15So, Anna, if you had to pick between us three,
39:18you would go for the badger?
39:18I'd probably go for the frog.
39:21Why would you go for the frog?
39:23I guess I like the frog, like a prince.
39:25She turns into a prince.
39:25There we go.
39:26You know, I finally met Miles.
39:28She's saying how bad a French you are.
39:29That's what she was saying.
39:30No, it's not true.
39:31I'm sure it's not true, you're French.
39:33No, it's not true.
39:34D'accord.
39:34A little, yeah, a little rule.
39:37Following any rule.
39:38No more French, okay?
39:39Just, you know, when we're together, no more.
39:41Is there a lot of rules in the nation?
39:43Look at him laying down the law.
39:43No, not laying down rules.
39:44Laying down the law.
39:45Okay, fine, it's not a rule.
39:46Just, uh, it's actually generally rude.
39:49We'll leave on that note.
39:51Lovely to meet you, mate.
39:51Lovely to meet you, Miles.
39:52I'll see you later.
39:53You're going to get a good fart somewhere.
39:54No, we're, you know.
39:57Hello.
39:59Do you know what?
40:00Miles actually looks quite good up, Chris.
40:03I think as he gets older, his looks will go,
40:05whereas me, I'm like a whine as I get older.
40:07Are you getting a little bit jealous?
40:08I'm not getting, it's not jealousy.
40:10Stop being jealous.
40:12Look, I've got to be honest with you, all right?
40:14Uh-oh.
40:14No, it's a good thing.
40:15Listen, it's a very sweet thing.
40:16In all my relationships, right, I knew where I stood.
40:19And with you, I just have no idea where I stand.
40:22Yeah.
40:22That's very sweet.
40:23Is that sweet?
40:24Yeah.
40:25I'm proud to be with you.
40:26You are?
40:27Yeah, very.
40:28I don't want you to be jealous or feel like you have to,
40:31you know, impress me.
40:33But sometimes I think that you're so easy with me
40:35where I sometimes think that does she actually generally...
40:38Care?
40:39Care, yeah.
40:40Of course.
40:41I just believe in letting you be you.
40:43I don't want to control you.
40:44You know?
40:45That's why it might feel like I don't care.
40:48Because I'm pretty chilled.
40:49Well, it means the world to me.
40:51And you mean the world to me.
40:52You really do.
40:53You too.
40:54But it's nice because I want to say...
40:58What?
41:00It's Swedish.
41:01Or...
41:04That's German.
41:08You're freaking me out.
41:09OK, well, then for you...
41:10Say it in French.
41:11Je t'aime.
41:13Oh, moi aussi.
41:16You do?
41:16Yes, I love you.
41:18But it's too, I do, je t'aime a lot.
41:20I, je t'aime too.
41:22And then the other one that I want to say was Voltaire.
41:26Voltaire.
41:27It's Croatian.
41:28Because basically I had an idea that we could go and spend the summer in Croatia.
41:31Really?
41:33Yeah.
41:34I've never been to Croatia.
41:35You want to go to Croatia with me?
41:36Yeah, let's go.
41:37I think we should go on boats.
41:38We should sit in the sun.
41:39And I can learn Croatian.
41:41Mm-hmm.
41:42OK, I love you.
41:50OK, right.
41:51Croatia it is, baby.
41:52Have I ever told you how far I can throw a cricket ball?
41:55Uh, no.
41:56Why?
41:56Well, it's a long way.
41:58And a javelin.
41:59Thank you so much.
42:15Liz?
42:17Sam with the pink hair.
42:19Looks good.
42:20I'm going to be firm but fair with you right now.
42:23Why?
42:23Why the fuck do I have pink hair?
42:28Um.
42:29Because you did it for me.
42:31I did do it for you.
42:34You went and saw your ex-boyfriend.
42:37I know, Sam.
42:40I feel like I've disappointed you.
42:42You have disappointed me, Liz.
42:43The reason I didn't tell anyone or may have seemed shady about it is because I just, I don't know and I constantly feel like I'm letting everyone down.
42:50Like, I felt like I was letting Digby down because I was treating him so badly.
42:53I feel like I'm now letting you guys down because I've spoken to him.
42:55It does annoy me and maybe it shouldn't annoy me but it does.
42:58It does annoy me.
42:58It's been a whole saga.
43:00This whole thing's been a saga.
43:02You've broken up with him.
43:03You're lonely.
43:04You've gone straight back to him.
43:06You shouldn't treat anyone like that for one.
43:07You shouldn't.
43:08I know that.
43:09I fucking know that.
43:10You shouldn't treat your mates like that either.
43:11We are all just rallied around you.
43:13How can you go from all of those things?
43:15I don't know, Sam.
43:16I don't know.
43:17I don't, I just don't know.
43:18I didn't know through all of that stuff.
43:20I was so confused.
43:20I didn't know what I wanted or who I wanted.
43:22I didn't know.
43:23You literally.
43:23If you think I'm that bad of a person, why didn't you turn to me and just say you're
43:30breaking him and don't go out with him?
43:32Why didn't you say that?
43:33I said to you, Liv, when you broke up, I said it's incredibly selfish if you go back there now.
43:38He's in a headspace now.
43:39He thinks it's all okay.
43:41It's not because you're still feeling those feelings.
43:43And don't try to pretend you're not because you are.
43:45And you're just covering up because you don't want to be alone.
43:47And I get it.
43:48It's hard.
43:49It's not that.
43:50It's not that I don't want to be alone.
43:51Then what is it?
43:52Because I love him.
43:53You broke up a week ago.
43:53Why did you break up with him?
43:59Look, a lot of us were going away for the summer.
44:01And if I'm honest with you, I wanted you there.
44:02I wanted you, like, part of the team, sort of take your mind off everything.
44:07A lot of me planning getting everyone away was for you.
44:10And if I'm honest with you, Liv, I don't know if I want you there.
44:14DB will be there.
44:15You'll be arguing.
44:16And it's just, it's negativity.
44:18Sam, that is fine with me.
44:20You don't stop doing anything for me.
44:21I've never...
44:23Hey.
44:24Hey.
44:24Got your message, you on?
44:25Mm-hmm.
44:26What's going on here?
44:27There he is.
44:28We're having a firm but fair chat.
44:30Is what we're doing.
44:31About what?
44:32Digby, if I'm honest with you, mate.
44:36But between guys, how are you still standing here?
44:38What do you mean?
44:41You've been mugged on for two months.
44:45Do you not think there's a little bit, it's a bit strange?
44:47I don't understand what the big fucking problem here is.
44:50No, no, no, no, there's no problem.
44:50There clearly fucking is a big problem, Sam.
44:52There's no problem.
44:53Yeah, there is.
44:53I'm just confused.
44:54Don't worry.
44:54You actually don't have to be my mate anymore.
44:56Seriously, you don't.
44:57Can we actually just go?
44:57It's not that.
44:58Let's just go.
44:58No, it is, Sam.
44:59It is.
44:59Have a great fucking summer.
45:00Digby, let's go.
45:01I'm going.
45:01Are you just going to walk over with her now?
45:03Sam, I just think, mate, I think Liv has been extremely confused these past two months.
45:08She's not really quite sure what she's wanting.
45:10Digby, digby.
45:10OK, I'm going to be honest with you, mate, all right?
45:12She's my mate.
45:12What the fuck are you doing?
45:14How can you wake up, look in the mirror in the morning and go, I have not been mugged off every time?
45:21She will never change.
45:22And you're looking like an idiot.
45:25Liv and I have spoken about this, spoken about what's gone on.
45:28And she said she's going to change.
45:30She's not going to do it again.
45:32So I'm going to take her word for it.
45:34If it happens again, then, yeah, I'm not going to stand for it anymore.
45:37But for right now, could you please just keep your opinions to yourself?
45:40Because we are trying to sort this out.
45:42This is a big mistake.
46:07Let's talk about the first time you did it.
46:24Mum, I'm so sorry.
46:27James obviously is a bit of a liar, so...
46:29I don't think I'm a liar.
46:30I hear you do quite a good Essex accent.
46:32Only for you.
46:33Oh, my God!
46:34Only for you.
46:36Couldn't really talk about lookalikes without mentioning our very own Judge Rinder.
46:41What?
46:42Now do you feel like you can see a future?
46:45Yeah.
46:46That was meant confidently, by the way.
46:48What are we saying?
46:49Div or no div?
46:50Div!
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