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The Guard's Royal Rebirth Full Drama
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00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:06那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿长!
00:00:18对他你八边左手都不认识!
00:00:20我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28不然不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿!
00:00:37文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:46风流成性!
00:00:48没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿!
00:00:54你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:56嫁给这废物!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:06若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:08与其请愿以死明治!
00:01:11尤其虽未入宫!
00:01:13但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:15愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:17愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:20不枉于其一片苦血!
00:01:21即是如此!
00:01:22朕准了!
00:01:23彪儿!
00:01:24你可要三思而厚言!
00:01:26就你个废物太子!
00:01:28也配合我对对联!
00:01:30我一提就难死你!
00:01:32挺好了!
00:01:34俗话里!
00:01:35花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:37废物太子!
00:01:38可笑可笑!
00:01:39妙!
00:01:40太子殿下!
00:01:41你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:44要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:47岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:01:49谁说我对不出来!
00:01:51谁说我对不出来!
00:01:53谁说我对不出来!
00:01:55谁说我对不出来!
00:01:57谁说我对不出来!
00:01:59谁说我对不出来!
00:02:01谁说我对不出来!
00:02:03听着!
00:02:04本宫的下帘是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09提防!
00:02:10提防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:19怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:22太子平日放荡!
00:02:24实则满腹才一绝!
00:02:26出来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出耳翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:34你!
00:02:35你需要得意!
00:02:36刚才!
00:02:37瞎猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:39这次!
00:02:40可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:41听好了!
00:02:43山河本一体!
00:02:45地河分南北!
00:02:47不分南北!
00:02:48贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:53东来国在南!
00:02:55大夏在北!
00:02:57不分南北!
00:02:59这分明是要吞变我大夏国!
00:03:02大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:04你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:08带登陆!
00:03:14带登陛!
00:03:16童帝皇帝何在乎如此?
00:03:18只不过是一个对联嘛
00:03:20连皇帝都大惊小怪!
00:03:22看来大夏也不过如此!
00:03:24父皇!
00:03:26儿臣为大夏再战!
00:03:28东来使臣!
00:03:29将你的上梁再说于本宫!
00:03:32I said it, you won't do it.
00:03:35Well, I'll go ahead and turn on your ballot.
00:03:38And then, you will not do it.
00:03:41I'll leave it all over the place.
00:03:42Do you want to live in?
00:03:43Do you not believe me?
00:03:44What is it?
00:03:45What do you mean?
00:03:46Who are nobody?
00:03:47Go ahead and deal with your guy.
00:03:49How are you here?
00:03:51You don't want to imagine the king of the king.
00:03:52I'll take no effect.
00:03:54I'll give you his first time.
00:03:55You need your² back?
00:03:57Do you think you can come back?
00:03:58I'll have the last thing, I'll be sure.
00:04:00Well, here you go.
00:04:02I'll let you grow old.
00:04:05What can we say to you?
00:04:09Nothing.
00:04:11I want you to do it here please.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:18Why?
00:04:19I'm here.
00:04:20You're amazing.
00:04:23One hundred years, this kind of thing is no one can do.
00:04:25The two hundred years.
00:04:27My father, this hundred years of duty you can do it?
00:04:32I'm going to go.
00:04:34I'm going to go.
00:04:35You are going to do it.
00:04:37You can do it.
00:04:38I'll go.
00:04:39I'll go.
00:04:40I'll go.
00:04:41I'll go.
00:04:42You've got to do it.
00:04:43I'll go.
00:04:44I'll go.
00:04:45You're going to do it.
00:04:46You're going to do it.
00:04:48I'll go.
00:04:50My father was taken away.
00:04:53My father
00:05:15太子殿下英才决绝 深藏不漏
00:05:21张皇上 今日比试是我输了
00:05:26试问殿下敢不敢跟我赌把大的
00:05:30玩什么 本宫奉陪到底
00:05:34跟你比武吧 那是我欺负你
00:05:37今天咱们就比比力气
00:05:40殿下 不要中计呀 比力气
00:05:43你怎么能比得了他呀
00:05:45本宫怕你不成
00:05:47走 我们现在就去
00:05:57此顶少说有五百斤
00:05:59我先来
00:06:07这是天神神力呀
00:06:09坏了坏了
00:06:11这回殿下真要输了
00:06:17太子 该你了
00:06:23太子太没挑战性了
00:06:25给我准备个一千斤的顶
00:06:27太子 怕是你没睡醒再说梦话吧
00:06:29殿下别胡闹
00:06:31这可是为国比武
00:06:33要是不行
00:06:35直接投降
00:06:37也不是不可以
00:06:43投降
00:06:45本宫要投降
00:06:47不是中了你这个卖国求荣的老狐狸的奸计
00:06:49来人
00:06:51给本宫准备绳索
00:06:53我要做木棍
00:06:55我要做杠杆
00:06:57就凭这几个破木头
00:07:01你能举起这千斤顶
00:07:03今天就让你见识下
00:07:05什么叫阿基米德杠杆原理
00:07:07蒸大你的狗野
00:07:09给本宫看着点
00:07:15都给本宫看好了
00:07:17都给本宫看好了
00:07:27我的天哪
00:07:29竟然真把这千斤锯点给顶起来
00:07:31嘿
00:07:37这算什么呀
00:07:39给我个支点
00:07:41我能撬动
00:07:43整个地球
00:07:45双主国
00:07:47这一局谁赢啊
00:07:49不行
00:07:50我不服
00:07:51他这是偷心耍滑
00:07:53用奇迹引巧
00:07:54不能算数
00:07:55你行 你也用啊
00:07:57头脑简单
00:07:59四肢发达的东西
00:08:01你
00:08:02放死
00:08:03想动我大夏太子
00:08:04想过我这一怪
00:08:06你们
00:08:08大夏的戏言
00:08:09别想要了
00:08:10大人
00:08:11大人
00:08:19殿下
00:08:20请用午膳
00:08:24爱妃做的菜都这么香
00:08:26那人是不是更香
00:08:28殿下开玩笑了
00:08:30快请用膳吧
00:08:31好
00:08:36不育
00:08:52殿下赎罪
00:08:53这怎么这么苦啊
00:08:54实在是宫中只有粗盐
00:08:55沒有细盐
00:08:57煮出来有些苦
00:08:59爱妃何罪之有
00:09:00I think all the use of all the use all of the people that must be able to manage.
00:09:02He becomes a keychainable.
00:09:04It is he taking the duty?
00:09:06You are too sick of this kid?
00:09:09Let's go to theria.
00:09:17It's a keychain.
00:09:30怎么你家有细言 东宫就没细言了呢
00:09:38太子要细言
00:09:40你还好意思问我
00:09:44你配本宫不配吗
00:09:49心里就没个数嘛
00:09:51之前你冒犯了东来国大使
00:09:55东来国一怒之下
00:09:57停止了我大厦所有细言的工艺
00:10:00现在仅剩下这点细言
00:10:02殿下 你也配吃
00:10:06那是他们小肚鸡肠说不起
00:10:09殿下息怒
00:10:11这细言虽小 可是关大厦万民生计
00:10:15得赶紧想办法
00:10:16就不是点细言嘛
00:10:18他们不给本宫自己练
00:10:21笑话 你要是能练出细言
00:10:24老夫 祈愿在宫中学狗叫一天
00:10:29殿下请用午膳
00:10:34爱妃做的菜都这么香
00:10:39那人是不是更香
00:10:41殿下开玩笑了
00:10:43快请用膳吧
00:10:44好
00:10:45黎晨
00:10:46殿下说罪
00:10:47殿下说罪
00:10:47这怎么这么苦啊
00:10:50这怎么这么苦啊
00:10:51实在是宫中只有粗言
00:10:52没有细言
00:10:54煮出来有些苦
00:10:55不知道
00:10:56来说
00:10:57殿下恕罪
00:10:57这怎么这么苦啊
00:10:58实在是宫中只有粗言
00:10:59没有细言
00:11:02煮出来有些苦
00:11:02主出来有些苦
00:11:03爱妃何罪之有
00:11:04爱妃何罪之有
00:11:06我猝每年
00:11:06空中的用度都維持不了
00:11:11負責採買細鹽的是上柱國
00:11:15是他下的令
00:11:16又是棋太這個老匹夫
00:11:19走 跟本宮找他去
00:11:21還是細鹽好吃啊
00:11:24哈哈
00:11:26哈哈
00:11:29還是細鹽好吃啊
00:11:31哈哈
00:11:32哈哈
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:48How many hands in your hand have a long term.
00:11:49You have no long term term?
00:11:53What does he have?
00:11:56You can't figure out what to ask me.
00:11:59You don't have to have a long term.
00:12:02It doesn't have to be a seven.
00:12:04之前你冒犯了东来国大使
00:12:08东来国一怒之下
00:12:10停止了我大厦所有细盐的供应
00:12:13现在仅剩下这点细盐
00:12:17殿下 你也配吃
00:12:20那是他们小肚鸡肠说不起
00:12:23殿下息怒
00:12:25这细盐虽小
00:12:26可事关大厦万民生计
00:12:28得赶紧想办法
00:12:30就不是点细盐
00:12:32不给本宫自己练
00:12:34笑话
00:12:35你要是能练出戏言
00:12:38老夫
00:12:40祈愿在宫中学狗教一天
00:12:51这是你说的
00:12:52可别反悔
00:12:53绝不反悔
00:12:54好
00:12:55那你就等着备好任侯堂学狗教
00:12:58可殿下
00:12:59你要是输了
00:13:00不会什么都不做
00:13:01本宫要输了
00:13:02本宫要输了
00:13:03自退太子之位
00:13:04自退太子之位
00:13:05来你家做长工啊
00:13:06好
00:13:07去
00:13:12去
00:13:13背好水和粗盐
00:13:15我自有妙计
00:13:17我的厉计
00:13:18展向身份
00:13:19嘴言
00:13:20你们这样的事
00:13:21加工
00:13:22有些ガ工
00:13:23空生
00:13:24你 Ф10 哲伏
00:13:25天下
00:13:27这都两个师尘
00:13:28你练没练出来呀
00:13:30老夫还等着学狗教呢
00:13:33你这就迫不及待了
00:13:35于琴
00:13:36语亲
00:13:40蒸蛋的狗眼给本宫看看是不是戏严
00:13:50被你练出来了
00:13:52这
00:13:55这到底是
00:13:57怎么练出来的
00:13:59想知道吗
00:14:01先学狗教
00:14:03这
00:14:04Yes, dear.
00:14:06I may not say,
00:14:08but my father is in the omnivore of the civil citizens.
00:14:11In the omnivore of the civil citizens,
00:14:13you wait for your eat.
00:14:15Not for me.
00:14:16I am at the very winding citys.
00:14:19But I am not going to die.
00:14:21王
00:14:23听不见
00:14:25王
00:14:27王
00:14:29王
00:14:31王
00:14:33听不见
00:14:34王
00:14:35王
00:14:36王
00:14:37王
00:14:38王
00:14:41于其
00:14:43给他备好药
00:14:45免得窍不到一天嫂子先压
00:14:48是
00:14:49I want this.
00:14:59Let me know your clothes on.
00:15:04Why.
00:15:11Yes.
00:15:18Where?
00:15:19You're going nowhere else.
00:15:21You're going nowhere after that.
00:15:24Which is dumb.
00:15:25What is tough?
00:15:27T'ra the hell?
00:15:28I'm going to go out.
00:15:30I'll get off now.
00:15:32Are you?
00:15:33Your husband?
00:15:35I haven't missed it yet.
00:15:37He's a big deal at school.
00:15:39Let's take over.
00:15:41I'm sorry.
00:15:42I'm not kidding.
00:15:43I'm not sure what happened.
00:15:45He's also willing to grow up.
00:15:46He's willing to bring me to catch our horse.
00:15:48兄弟们总算是吃了一顿饱饭了
00:15:51猪肉那么便宜
00:15:53你们吃猪肉不就完了吗
00:15:54逮什么羊啊
00:15:55皇兄
00:15:56你要臣弟吃这种贱肉
00:15:58那臣弟宁愿一死了之
00:16:01贱肉
00:16:02这猪肉就是贱肉
00:16:03腥臭恶臭
00:16:05在我们大厦只有起肝恶极了才吃那玩意儿
00:16:09去腥去臭不就完了吗
00:16:12去给本宫买石头猪去
00:16:14啊
00:16:14去啊
00:16:16今天
00:16:17今天你们都给我尝尝
00:16:20必须吃
00:16:22殿下使不得
00:16:29殿下太过分了
00:16:31竟然逼我们吃这种贱肉
00:16:33等本店出去
00:16:34你们跟我混
00:16:35我给你们烤羊肉串吃
00:16:40要我吃猪肉还不如直接杀我
00:16:43咱们反得了
00:16:47为了顿猪肉
00:16:50为了顿猪肉
00:16:51你居然敢谋反
00:16:52本将现在就砍了你
00:16:54监护大人
00:16:55要不你把这剩的石头猪吃了
00:16:57竟然还敢顶嘴
00:16:59本将现在就砍了你的猪头
00:17:01行了
00:17:02黄兄不是说有办法去除腥臭吗
00:17:04可是
00:17:05可是什么
00:17:07有本殿下给你们撑腰
00:17:09董妖
00:17:10到时候你们就少吃两块
00:17:12谢九殿下
00:17:14九殿下英明
00:17:15舌尖山的中国是没白看
00:17:18从江去兴
00:17:20这会儿我可用到了
00:17:25殿下
00:17:26让锦衣卫吃这么臭的猪肉
00:17:29容易引起兵变呢
00:17:31要不去找苏将军叫人吧
00:17:33我叫你妹妹
00:17:34我这菜还没好呢
00:17:36一会儿我要让锦衣卫好吃到哭
00:17:39是啊
00:17:40臭哭的
00:17:42这猪肉好 猪肉庙
00:17:44猪肉处处都是饱
00:17:46我不但要让他们吃猪肉
00:17:48我还要让他们给我养猪赚钱
00:17:50不是吧殿下
00:17:52您是不是发高烧烧糊涂了
00:17:54去去去去去去去去去去去去去
00:17:58去去去去去去去去
00:17:59那才是去腥去臭的关键
00:18:01尝尝本宫做的红烧猪大肠
00:18:04不但让我们吃猪肉
00:18:05还让我们吃猪下水
00:18:07是可啥不可辱
00:18:09你们说的啊
00:18:11一会儿可别嘴馋
00:18:12黄秀
00:18:13没人馋的
00:18:14你说好吃你怎么不吃
00:18:15你说好吃你怎么不吃
00:18:16吃好吃你怎么不吃
00:18:18吃好吃的
00:18:19吃好吃的
00:18:20吃好吃的
00:18:21吃好吃的
00:18:22吃好吃的
00:18:23吃好吃的
00:18:24吃好吃的
00:18:25吃好吃的
00:18:26吃好吃的
00:18:27吃好吃的
00:18:28吃好吃的
00:18:29吃好吃的
00:18:30吃好吃的
00:18:31吃好吃的
00:18:32吃好吃的
00:18:33嗯
00:18:34油香四溢
00:18:35入口
00:18:37急化
00:18:38这是真假的
00:18:40我尝尝
00:18:41殿下
00:18:43堂堂皇子
00:18:44是猪下水
00:18:45传出去恐怕不好吧
00:18:46这是命令
00:18:47给我吃
00:18:48吃
00:18:51味道如何
00:18:52殿下
00:18:53是不是太臭了
00:18:55把您给吃吃物中足了
00:18:56You can't eat it.
00:18:58You can't eat it.
00:19:00How much?
00:19:02What?
00:19:04You can't eat it.
00:19:10Come on, let's try it.
00:19:14It's delicious.
00:19:16It's delicious.
00:19:20You can't eat it.
00:19:22I'm going to teach me the chicken.
00:19:24You can eat it.
00:19:26You can eat the chicken.
00:19:28You can eat it.
00:19:30There is a big thing.
00:19:32It's really good to eat it.
00:19:34You can eat it.
00:19:36It's delicious.
00:19:38You can eat it.
00:19:40You can eat it.
00:19:42It will be delicious.
00:19:44Let's get started.
00:19:46You can eat it.
00:19:48You can eat it.
00:19:50You can learn more about the chicken.
00:19:52It's called小猪的絕育
00:19:54老九
00:19:55本宮封你為錦衣衛養豬屎
00:20:04養豬屎
00:20:06這名字聽起來怎麼想罵人
00:20:10本宮想好了
00:20:12我要把錦衣衛打造成最大的養豬機構
00:20:16名字我都想好了
00:20:18叫好豬手
00:20:20但是臣弟從小學的是四書跟我行
00:20:23這養豬
00:20:25我不會啊
00:20:26沒關係
00:20:27本宮編寫教材
00:20:28親自手把手教你
00:20:30末竟只想上陣殺敵
00:20:32不想做這些破事
00:20:33破事
00:20:35古人雲民以食為天
00:20:38能夠讓我大夏子民吃上好吃的豬肉
00:20:41是頭等大事
00:20:44現在還是破事嗎
00:20:46養豬屎天下第一大事
00:20:48殿下恕罪
00:20:50剛才是末將愚昧
00:20:52末將願為養豬失業
00:20:54赴湯蹈火在所不辭
00:20:56這就對了嗎
00:20:57末將還有儀式相求
00:20:59僅一位弓箭老舊戰力低下
00:21:01一旦遇有事端
00:21:03難保殿下安全
00:21:05呵呵
00:21:06這不撞槍口成了嗎
00:21:08我小學就看過諸可聯弩的漫畫
00:21:11沒關係
00:21:12本宮回應之後
00:21:14給你親自製備新的聯弩
00:21:16殿下
00:21:17並不現在可是不會上諸國管轄
00:21:20若貿然前往
00:21:21上諸國恐怕會不高興
00:21:22我管他高興不高興啊
00:21:24這天下都是我張家的
00:21:25一天到晚他在這兒給我
00:21:27喳喳呼呼呼玄玄的
00:21:28喳喳玄玄
00:21:29走
00:21:30殿下 殿下
00:21:32殿下
00:21:38參見太子殿下
00:21:39參見太子殿下
00:21:40不知及找老臣所為何事啊
00:21:44上諸國日理萬機
00:21:45本宮就有話直說了
00:21:47本宮有一套兵器
00:21:49需要找人助作
00:21:50麻煩上諸國安排一下
00:21:52兵器
00:21:53兵部都在趕製兵器
00:21:55似乎沒有時間做些
00:21:59中砍不中用的東西
00:22:01中砍不中用
00:22:03上諸國
00:22:05你沒見過本宮圖齒
00:22:07就如此貶低本宮
00:22:09我看你膽子夠大
00:22:12各行如各山
00:22:14老臣只是陳述事實
00:22:17至於兵部有無官將
00:22:19願做太子殿下的兵器
00:22:22反請趙公公一問便知
00:22:25召見
00:22:27去兵部問一問
00:22:29遵命
00:22:30遵命
00:22:37啟稟殿下兵部那邊沒有工匠願意做
00:22:40殿下的新式武器
00:22:41兵部這些奴帥
00:22:43這不是打太子殿下的臉了嗎
00:22:47哎
00:22:48不知者不怪
00:22:49本宮這點氣度還是有的
00:22:51太子殿下
00:22:52太子殿下有這層覺悟
00:22:56還是要多提升自己
00:22:58老臣告退
00:22:59站住
00:23:00誰說本宮不做的
00:23:01兵部無人願做太子殿下的兵器
00:23:03難道要老臣去拿鐵
00:23:05提醒我了
00:23:06也不是不可以啊
00:23:07你們兵部不是有個叫公書班的官將嗎
00:23:10沒錯
00:23:11公書班記憶絕倫
00:23:12卻性驚誇張
00:23:13一旦發現圖職有什麼不滿意的
00:23:15無論是誰設計
00:23:16他都會破口大罵
00:23:17他們是說本宮不做的
00:23:18兵部無人願做太子殿下的兵器
00:23:19難道要老臣去拿鐵
00:23:20提醒我了
00:23:21也不是不可以
00:23:22也不是不可以啊
00:23:23你們兵部不是有個叫
00:23:24叫公書班的官將嗎
00:23:25沒錯
00:23:26公書班記憶絕倫
00:23:28卻性驚誇張
00:23:30一旦發現圖職有什麼不滿意的
00:23:33無論是誰設計
00:23:35他都會破口大罵
00:23:37你去把圖職拿給公書班看
00:23:40聖書哥
00:23:42只有一次機會
00:23:51老臣已經將圖職給了公書班
00:23:54如果老臣是他
00:23:56直接掙進爐子裡燒了蒜了
00:23:58大膽
00:23:59無礙
00:24:00無礙
00:24:01你就讓上祝國過過嘴癮
00:24:04不一會兒啊
00:24:06他就要打臉咯
00:24:08我倒是期待得很啊
00:24:10不過
00:24:11是打老臣的臉
00:24:13還是打太子殿下的臉
00:24:15哼
00:24:16還說不準呢
00:24:17這公書班
00:24:19若是真有本事
00:24:21定會被本宮的圖紙所折服
00:24:24哼哼
00:24:26自信是好事
00:24:27我奉勸殿下
00:24:30不要盲目地自信呢
00:24:32哼哼
00:24:33哼哼
00:24:34哼哼
00:24:35哼哼
00:24:36哼哼
00:24:37這神奴要是做出來
00:24:39定是鄧國神器啊
00:24:41大膽奴才
00:24:42擅闖東宮禁帝
00:24:44說
00:24:45你是受何人支持
00:24:46得有何人支持
00:24:48哼哼
00:24:49召公公息弄
00:24:50他就是大廈的官將
00:24:53公書班呢
00:24:54哼
00:24:55公書班啊
00:24:56哼
00:24:57公書班呢
00:24:59想必這圖紙
00:25:00你也一起看
00:25:01跟太子殿下說說
00:25:03這東西
00:25:05是個什麼玩意兒啊
00:25:07I've never seen such a genius
00:25:10This is what I'm going to do
00:25:13It must be a miracle
00:25:15You've seen it
00:25:17Let's take a look
00:25:21I've done a bit of武器
00:25:23I'm not going to do this
00:25:25How can I?
00:25:27How can I?
00:25:29How can I?
00:25:31How can I?
00:25:33Well
00:25:35You've got your eyes
00:25:37You've got your eyes
00:25:39You've got your eyes
00:25:41You've got your eyes
00:25:43Did you send your dead men
00:25:45You will have to go as a king
00:25:47You're going to go as king
00:25:49You have to take a look
00:25:51You have to take a look
00:25:55Let your father
00:25:57You can't get to the face of your head
00:25:59You're going to take a look
00:26:05带着
00:26:15带着
00:26:17带着
00:26:19带着
00:26:21你打算在这位一辈子说
00:26:23你还想不想占太子之位了
00:26:26不想
00:26:28好
00:26:29想
00:26:30去跟我走
00:26:30走
00:26:35Doctor, you're a wise man.
00:26:38He's the king.
00:26:43No one can't believe.
00:26:46He's the king's oldest man.
00:26:49If he could not do it, he'll become a fool.
00:26:53Father God, we're going to do it.
00:26:56You're a wise man?
00:26:59You're going to be the king.
00:27:01Oh, my brother, you're not going to be good to eat.
00:27:06How did you come back?
00:27:08The king of the king is being the king.
00:27:10He was the king of the king.
00:27:12He was the king of the king.
00:27:14But you can't get the king of the king.
00:27:16You can't get the king of the king.
00:27:18You can't get the king of the king.
00:27:20You're the king of the king.
00:27:24I think you're going to give you a lot of money.
00:27:27I'm sorry.
00:27:29I'm sorry.
00:27:31I'm sorry.
00:27:33Look.
00:27:35I'm sorry.
00:27:37Let's go.
00:27:39Let's go.
00:27:41Let's go.
00:27:47皇上驾到
00:27:55万岁万岁万岁万万岁
00:27:58荣山
00:28:02陛下
00:28:11这个
00:28:13是
00:28:15小李飞刀
00:28:17这个是
00:28:19暴雨梨花针
00:28:21这个
00:28:22是
00:28:23斜堤子
00:28:25这些
00:28:27都是
00:28:28九殿下允文
00:28:30闭关这些天
00:28:32研制
00:28:33比起大厦的旧式兵器
00:28:36杀伤力
00:28:37是大大的加强
00:28:39九殿下
00:28:41不愧是我大厦的英雄啊
00:28:44真的允文也有出息了啊
00:28:48陛下
00:28:52最厉害的是这个
00:28:55他叫弹弓
00:28:57也是九殿下设计的
00:28:59上
00:29:00到九十九
00:29:02下
00:29:03要刚会走
00:29:04都可以拿起它攻击沙体
00:29:07我大厦
00:29:08九死镇国神器
00:29:09我们何惧东来国外敌
00:29:12云文
00:29:14你发明了这个弹弓
00:29:16这个镇国神器
00:29:17啊
00:29:18要什么赏赐啊
00:29:25谢父皇夸奖
00:29:26都是儿臣应该做的
00:29:28这非要赏赐的话
00:29:29而臣想
00:29:30陛下
00:29:31兵部官将功书班
00:29:32献上震国神器
00:29:33诸葛连弩
00:29:34有他在
00:29:35可把我大厦万事积业
00:29:37诸葛连弩
00:29:38与这个弹弓比
00:29:39熟相熟弱呀
00:29:40公书班说
00:29:41在诸葛连弩面前
00:29:42弹弓就像孩童的玩物一般
00:29:44语文
00:29:45这个诸葛连弩也是你研制的吗
00:29:47呃
00:29:48这么厉害的兵器
00:29:49怎么可能是我设计的
00:29:50不过我
00:29:51不过我
00:29:52你会认识的
00:29:53你会认识的
00:29:54你会认识的
00:29:55你会认识的
00:29:56我认识的
00:29:57你会认识的
00:29:58你会认识的
00:29:59你会认识的
00:30:00你会认识的
00:30:01你会认识的
00:30:02你会认识的
00:30:03你会认识的
00:30:04你会认识的
00:30:05你会认识的
00:30:06你会认识的
00:30:07这么厉害的兵器
00:30:09怎么可能是我设计的
00:30:12不过这的确是个露脸的好机会
00:30:16太子的兵器真做出来
00:30:18不得让他在皇上面前抢了风头
00:30:21这诸葛连弩也是九殿下设计的
00:30:26宁丸
00:30:27既是你研制的
00:30:29就给朕演示一下
00:30:32展示
00:30:33嗯
00:30:34不是你研制的
00:30:36哦
00:30:37自然是儿神发明的
00:30:38儿神嘴表你欺骗不和
00:30:53反射
00:30:55对
00:30:56陛下
00:30:58九殿下设计的神器
00:31:00诸葛连弩
00:31:01正反
00:31:02都可以设计
00:31:04乃是镇国神器啊
00:31:07好啊
00:31:08允文
00:31:09你有如此的才智
00:31:11使父王大开眼界啊
00:31:14啊
00:31:15彪儿
00:31:16王后啊
00:31:17跟语文学学
00:31:24哈哈
00:31:25父王
00:31:27这学习嘛
00:31:28还是要看天分的
00:31:30这儿臣以为这太子之位
00:31:34还是能者拒之吧
00:31:36父王
00:31:37九弟这种小肚鸡肠的手段
00:31:40儿臣可学不来
00:31:42哈哈
00:31:43少兄
00:31:44你这话什么意思啊
00:31:46你龙吗
00:31:47你贸认我发明的诸葛连弩
00:31:50在父皇面前邀功
00:31:52我不管你是受谁指示
00:31:54都是臭不要脸
00:31:56这让皇上知道是太子设计的了
00:31:59那我和九皇子都是七斤之岁啊
00:32:02不行
00:32:03打死也不承认
00:32:04殿下
00:32:05这诸葛连弩
00:32:06分明是允文殿下设计的
00:32:09托老臣命兵部改制的
00:32:12怎么
00:32:13又成了您发明的了呢
00:32:16对啊
00:32:17杭兄
00:32:18你平日里独断专权就罢了
00:32:21这怎么这等小事
00:32:23还为难臣弟呢
00:32:25兵儿
00:32:26这
00:32:27到底是怎么回事啊
00:32:30你如果不说实话
00:32:32朕就罢去你的太子之位
00:32:36兵父皇
00:32:38儿臣并没有撒谎
00:32:40这诸葛连弩是儿臣发明的
00:32:42若您要消去儿臣的太子之位
00:32:45消便是了
00:32:46来人呢
00:32:47在
00:32:48在
00:32:49太子张彪
00:32:51目无君父
00:32:52齐君往上
00:32:54给我拖出去
00:32:55重打五十大板
00:33:03谢父皇替儿臣申冤
00:33:06陛下
00:33:08怎乃是万古明君啊
00:33:10微臣奏醒
00:33:11现在
00:33:12就削去张彪太子之位
00:33:17父皇
00:33:18你糊涂啊
00:33:20大胆张彪
00:33:21死到临头了
00:33:23你还敢侮辱肾上
00:33:25我看你是活腻了
00:33:27父皇要学取我太子之位
00:33:29岂不是随了小人的意
00:33:31诸葛连弩是谁发明的
00:33:32诸葛连弩是谁发明的
00:33:33叫来制责他的人一问便知
00:33:36好
00:33:37父皇再给你最后一次机会
00:33:41草民公书班叩见皇上
00:33:44朕问你
00:33:45这个
00:33:46诸葛连弩是谁设计的
00:33:49就说是九殿下设计的
00:33:51这分明是太子殿下画的图纸啊
00:33:52叫你怎么说
00:33:53就怎么说
00:33:54还想不想活了
00:33:55尚祖国
00:33:56你们在下面窃窃私语
00:33:58是何事啊
00:33:59陛下
00:34:00臣
00:34:01在嘱咐他一定要如实地讲来
00:34:03陛下
00:34:04草民真的不知道
00:34:05是谁设计出来的
00:34:07草民只是按其他人的
00:34:09命令行事
00:34:10陛下
00:34:11草民真的不知道
00:34:12是谁设计出来的
00:34:14草民只是
00:34:15按其他人的
00:34:16命令行事
00:34:17陛下
00:34:18草民真的不知道
00:34:19是谁设计出来的
00:34:21陛下
00:34:22老臣不敢贪功
00:34:24设计图纸
00:34:26正是九殿下设计
00:34:29大胆张标
00:34:31还有何话可讲
00:34:33恩
00:34:39父皇
00:34:40巧颜亮色的分明是他们
00:34:42诸葛连弩的确是儿臣设计的
00:34:44儿臣可自证清白
00:34:46哎呀
00:34:47知错能改善莫大言
00:34:50臣弟不怪皇兄
00:34:52切莫争辩了
00:34:54老九
00:34:55既然你说这连弩是你做的
00:34:58那你可知道
00:35:00有一道致命的缺陷
00:35:02笑话
00:35:04我这连弩精妙绝伦
00:35:07哪有什么缺陷
00:35:08这连弩还真有缺陷
00:35:11大胆讲来
00:35:12朕赦您无罪
00:35:14谢陛下
00:35:15这连弩劲都巨大
00:35:17一般的牛筋线十个都用不到
00:35:18草民也没法破解
00:35:20老九
00:35:21既然说是你设计的
00:35:22那你说
00:35:23该如何改进
00:35:24呃
00:35:25这
00:35:26不
00:35:27你完
00:35:28还不速速讲来
00:35:29呃
00:35:30这
00:35:31父皇
00:35:32这
00:35:33儿臣的确暂时想不出办法
00:35:35但
00:35:36但也不能代表这连弩不是儿臣设计的呀
00:35:38装不下去就别装了
00:35:39父皇
00:35:40单用这牛筋确实不行
00:35:41若牛筋和蛇皮加在一起做成功衔
00:35:42使用次数可达上百上千次
00:35:44你胡说
00:35:45怎么可能
00:35:46你胡说
00:35:47怎么可能
00:35:48你胡说
00:35:49怎么可能
00:35:50这两个人不想公布
00:35:52你这个人不想公布
00:35:53就不想公布
00:35:54你去哪里
00:35:55那些人不想公布
00:35:56你不想公布
00:35:57我先公布
00:35:58你去哪里
00:35:59爬
00:36:03什么
00:36:04我先公布
00:36:05你去哪里
00:36:06你去哪里
00:36:07还要公布
00:36:08你去哪里
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:39炼之无刚 本宫似有妙法 祥玄 本宫教您
00:36:45殿下天才易禀 真是我大下万名之姓啊
00:36:49公书般 这到底是怎么回事啊
00:36:54皇上 太子殿下对诸葛列弩了如之上
00:36:58这必定是出自太子之手无印
00:37:00明文 这到底是怎么回事啊
00:37:05呃 这 这 七位父皇 儿臣昨天没事好 脑子忘家了 记错了
00:37:15上驻国 你来给朕解释解释
00:37:20嗯 老臣也是老眼昏花 这 这 这 记忆也衰退了
00:37:28好啊 既然你老了 那兵部的实行 就让彪儿代替吧
00:37:37这 可是 嗯
00:37:43皇上圣命
00:37:45不好 儿臣设计了这么多
00:37:48这太子 就凭着一件兵器就执掌兵部
00:37:52儿臣 儿臣不服
00:37:58你还有脸说
00:38:01父皇
00:38:02老九制作的这些兵器 那不是郑国的武器 那是王国的祸害
00:38:08父皇 父皇 父皇
00:38:11儿臣一片赤胆中心 怎么可能做王国的祸害
00:38:15你切莫听他换一场语
00:38:18两军作战 短兵相接
00:38:20近距离作战 应以 批 砍 刺 探视武器为最优
00:38:25你们这些武器 都是江湖上流传的暗器
00:38:29怎么能做郑国的神器呢
00:38:32嗯 有道理啊
00:38:35九弟 本宫不止你为何恬不知耻地要打下生产这样的武器
00:38:40但这些 不是王国的祸害 是什么
00:38:44父皇 父皇
00:38:46儿臣 怎么可能有反骨啊
00:38:49这分明
00:38:50分别是太子殿下
00:38:52他被排出一起
00:38:54打压儿臣
00:38:55请父皇
00:38:56为儿臣做主啊 父皇
00:38:58你这个逆子
00:39:01哎呐
00:39:03把他贬为庶民
00:39:05不可呀 皇上
00:39:06九殿下他也是好心办了错事
00:39:09他也是一起为我们大下着想啊
00:39:12那就贬为郡王
00:39:14一个月
00:39:15以关后下
00:39:16父皇
00:39:17儿臣冤枉啊 父皇
00:39:19嗯
00:39:23老师
00:39:24老师
00:39:28完了
00:39:29全完了
00:39:31老九啊
00:39:36管好自己的舌头
00:39:41别什么事都往自己身上来
00:39:44皇兄
00:39:46你 你帮我向父皇求求行
00:39:48皇兄
00:39:49我以后绝对不该跟你做罪了
00:39:51车要撞墙了
00:39:52你才知道拐弯是不是晚了点
00:39:55皇兄
00:39:56可父皇要骗我做郡王啊
00:39:59彩扁一个月你就受不了了
00:40:02我看挺好的
00:40:03至少能让你安分点
00:40:09走
00:40:12殿下真厉害
00:40:14竟真的设计出了诸葛莲奴这等镇国神器
00:40:22殿下
00:40:23以臣妾对上祝国他们的了解
00:40:26绝不可能善罢甘休
00:40:28是啊
00:40:29殿下还是要多加小业
00:40:32你们放心
00:40:33本宫自有妙计
00:40:35公书班
00:40:36草民在
00:40:37本宫这儿还有一件秘密武器
00:40:40需你抓紧时间赶制出来
00:40:46姐姐
00:40:47一定要保密哦
00:40:48这是何物啊
00:40:49此物名曰
00:40:51机关枪
00:40:52发射之时
00:40:53会冒烂火
00:40:54你能做出来
00:40:55确实有点难动
00:40:57殿下放心
00:40:58属下不会让殿下失望
00:41:01属下不会让殿下失望
00:41:18别哭了
00:41:22老师
00:41:23那太子欺人太神
00:41:25这往后
00:41:26我还怎么再孤入行尸
00:41:28啊
00:41:30张无标
00:41:31一不仁
00:41:33就别怪我不一
00:41:34刺客白狼何在
00:41:38刺客白狼何在
00:41:43属下在
00:41:44明日命你
00:41:46前往东宫
00:41:47不得有物
00:41:54殿下
00:41:55您要的机关枪
00:41:57草民给您做好了
00:41:58做好了
00:42:08是大大大大大大猫蓝火的那种吗
00:42:10殿下放心
00:42:11前真半怨
00:42:13公输办
00:42:14公输办
00:42:15你真不愧是我朝第一攻降
00:42:17名不虚传
00:42:19殿下妙蛋了
00:42:20是您的设计图纸精妙学轮
00:42:23草民只是按命行事
00:42:25我不设计图纸
00:42:26I'm just a person who's in charge of the搬运工
00:42:28Ah?
00:42:29What's that?
00:42:30If you're in charge of this,
00:42:32even if you're in charge of江湖,
00:42:34even if you're in charge of this,
00:42:36I don't care.
00:42:37Oh, yeah.
00:42:38I'm going to tell you.
00:42:39If you're in charge of this,
00:42:41you will never be able to destroy it.
00:42:43You will never be able to destroy it.
00:42:45You will never be able to destroy it.
00:42:47Don't worry,
00:42:49doesn't waste time to destroy it.
00:42:53Don't worry,
00:42:55have you ever left the foothold?
00:42:57Don't worry.
00:42:59It's okay.
00:43:00Well,
00:43:01let's head.
00:43:02I need to leave.
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:06Isn't it?
00:43:08Oh
00:43:12Did you miss you?
00:43:15Oh
00:43:16Oh
00:43:17Oh
00:43:23Oh
00:43:24Oh
00:43:25Oh
00:43:26Oh
00:43:28Oh
00:43:28Oh
00:43:30Oh
00:43:32Oh
00:43:33Oh
00:43:35Oh
00:43:37Oh
00:43:38I am not sure how to use this
00:43:40I am sure you are right
00:43:42You are right
00:43:44You are right
00:43:46I know you are right
00:43:48You are right
00:43:50You are right
00:43:52You are right
00:43:54I will take this
00:43:56Let me take this
00:43:58I will take this
00:43:59You will look at me
00:44:01This is my end
00:44:03I am
00:44:04I am
00:44:08老师,大师不好了,刺客失手了
00:44:12不可能,白狼是大厦第一杀手,不可能失手
00:44:18白狼被挂在武门市中,你不信的话去看看
00:44:22什么
00:44:24没想到太子竟然如此凶残
00:44:28老师,这些太子肯定知道是我们派的刺客
00:44:40这就接下来该怎么办,老师
00:44:42我心里想想办法
00:44:44怕什么
00:44:46那白狼的刀上有剧毒,一旦暴露
00:44:50他就会杀身成人,绝不会供出我们
00:44:54啊
00:44:56况且
00:44:58我已经联络了东来国使臣二驻进宫
00:45:02太子
00:45:03他根本没时间大领
00:45:05啊
00:45:07东来使臣上次被太子羞辱
00:45:09这回
00:45:10定能替我们报仇
00:45:12哎呀
00:45:13我说你呀
00:45:15今后行事低调点
00:45:18少去烧惹太子
00:45:20出了乱子
00:45:22还不是老夫去替你开屁股,我的九郡王
00:45:27是,老师
00:45:30本宫是东来国长公主
00:45:33奉父皇之命来与太子殿下赌把大的
00:45:37怎么
00:45:38上次没玩够
00:45:40这次公主亲自前来
00:45:43要赌什么大的
00:45:45上次是我东来佑人诗策
00:45:47听信佑人蛊惑
00:45:49这次七日之后
00:45:51我东来将出动文武高手
00:45:53与大厦对决
00:45:54若我们东来胜两场
00:45:58大厦割让两城
00:45:59若大厦胜
00:46:00若大厦胜
00:46:01若大厦胜
00:46:02那我们东来年年进贡
00:46:04碎碎成城
00:46:05殿下
00:46:06末将查明
00:46:08东来国铁骑已兵临城下
00:46:10已兵临城下
00:46:19怕什么
00:46:21有我们英明神武的殿下在
00:46:24就算是东来大军压计
00:46:27也不足为惧啊
00:46:29难得你夸赞本宫
00:46:31好
00:46:32这个赌约本宫答应
00:46:35不过要加少
00:46:38太子殿下但书无妨
00:46:40若东来国输了
00:46:42公主留下
00:46:44做本宫的暖床小妾
00:46:47怎么
00:46:50公主不敢
00:46:52反正你们也赢不了
00:46:54好
00:46:55那么本宫就答应
00:46:57等等
00:46:58既然太子殿下加了一条
00:47:00我东来公主也要加一条
00:47:03若大厦输了
00:47:04若大厦输了
00:47:05太子殿下随我回东来做奴婢
00:47:09大胆
00:47:10我大厦太子岂能亵渎
00:47:13苏将军不必虚拟
00:47:15没有赌约焉成土局
00:47:17本宫答应你便是
00:47:20好
00:47:21大厦太子果然有歌集
00:47:23咱们七日后见告辞
00:47:26殿下
00:47:27东来国上次经殿受辱
00:47:30这次比试来势汹汹
00:47:33境外又有百万铁骑逼近
00:47:36你怎么就这么轻易答应了他
00:47:39鹿死谁手
00:47:41还不一定呢
00:47:42那老臣就提前处和太子
00:47:46七开得胜
00:47:48苏将军
00:47:49在
00:47:50你速速派人去边关镇守
00:47:52看这场比试
00:47:54谁敢捣乱
00:47:56老臣
00:48:03殿下
00:48:04此次比试
00:48:05对你来说
00:48:06可是个大好的机会
00:48:09学生不明
00:48:10请老师赐教
00:48:11东来国以我国平凡摩擦
00:48:14此次比试来势汹汹
00:48:16势必关乎到两国的国恨家仇
00:48:18如果殿下能在这次比试当中拿下比试
00:48:22那都不用服号宣誓
00:48:25全天下人就知道
00:48:27谁才是真正的皇位继承人
00:48:29才是真正的皇位继承人
00:48:30这次比试来势汹汹
00:48:31这次比试来势汹汹
00:48:32这次比试来势汹汹
00:48:33这次比试来势汹汹
00:48:35这次比试来势汹汹
00:48:36I'm going to take this time to take the test.
00:48:40That's not the way to give up.
00:48:42I'm going to know who is the real king of the king.
00:48:48Of course.
00:48:51But I won't win the match.
00:49:06Oh
00:49:08I am not sure
00:49:10I already have done it
00:49:12Well
00:49:14Mother
00:49:16Look
00:49:17This is the temple for you to make your own decision
00:49:19Come on
00:49:20Come on
00:49:21These are the clothes
00:49:23Why are you very怪異?
00:49:26This is called the
00:49:29This is the
00:49:30Look
00:49:32This is the
00:49:34This is a suit, especially this one.
00:49:39You can wear this hat.
00:49:42It's our first one.
00:49:45You're so crazy, the殿下.
00:49:48What did you do?
00:49:51Okay, I'll go to the next one.
00:50:04You can't hold this.
00:50:12You look like this.
00:50:15You're so good.
00:50:17You're so good.
00:50:19You're so good.
00:50:21I don't care if you're a guy.
00:50:24I'm pretty sure if you're a guy.
00:50:27I'm a guy.
00:50:30I don't know.
00:50:32I don't know.
00:50:34I don't know.
00:50:36I don't know.
00:50:38He's not a little old man.
00:50:40You don't know.
00:50:42You don't know.
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:46I don't know.
00:50:48You can see it.
00:50:50This is not a good thing.
00:50:52This is my little.
00:50:54My little.
00:50:56You're not a good thing.
00:50:58It's an old lady.
00:51:00Well, it's not good.
00:51:02It's not a good thing.
00:51:04You are an awesome.
00:51:06But you can't wait for your attention.
00:51:08If you wish he had to be a little older,
00:51:10a few people would like to go.
00:51:12I don't know what it is.
00:51:14You need to receive your attention.
00:51:16Then,
00:51:18you will have a big brand of life.
00:51:20You want to be with me.
00:51:22It's a big brand.
00:51:24You're going to join the company.
00:51:26You're the one who is the leader of the company.
00:51:28Yes, sir.
00:51:30What do you think?
00:51:34I'll give you a look at the magic weapon.
00:51:46You're afraid it will not be?
00:51:50This is a magic weapon.
00:51:52It's a magic weapon.
00:51:54少剑 咱们京中的羽林位和锦衣位加起来 一共能有多少人?
00:52:02回殿下近千人
00:52:05好 挑出一百个精兵强将 让他们都配上马来剑和明光铠甲 还有咱们的诸葛连弩
00:52:13那这些加在一起 战斗力会是多少?
00:52:17马来剑 削铁如泥?
00:52:20明光铠甲 坚不可摧 再加上诸葛连弩 抵挡上万军队不成问题
00:52:26好
00:52:27日后 本宫再教他们三三制和三猛制的战术 杀他个片将不留
00:52:36三三制三猛战术是什么?
00:52:39这个你不需要知道 你只要知道它是很厉害的战术就可以
00:52:44想当年 我们大厦就用这一套战术
00:52:47抵挡日口数百万的侵略兵
00:52:50怎么样 厉不厉害?
00:52:52厉害 厉害呀
00:52:55可殿下 东来国不止武力超群
00:52:59文学方面也是造诣颇深的
00:53:03殿下能写出千古诀巨黄鹤楼
00:53:07还会畏惧他小小东来文士不成
00:53:11爱妃过奖了
00:53:13本宫不单会黄鹤楼
00:53:15还会唐诗三百首和宋词三百首
00:53:18到时候 我还就不信了
00:53:21他们能写得过我
00:53:23这两本书 陈姐倒是闻所未闻
00:53:26想学本宫晚上交给你啊
00:53:31哈哈
00:53:41小剑总
00:53:42哎
00:53:43东来国最近几次三番挑衅比试
00:53:48是不是有什么阴谋诡计呀
00:53:51朕有所担心
00:53:53陛下放心
00:53:55陛下放心
00:53:56太子殿下已通知了大夏文臣武将助阵
00:54:00定会丢过大国脸面
00:54:02好
00:54:04哎 对了
00:54:06这彪儿最近在干什么呢
00:54:08在
00:54:10在设计巴黎世界女装
00:54:14什么
00:54:16巴黎世界是个什么东西啊
00:54:18陛下稍等
00:54:20这就是巴黎世界高端定制女装
00:54:27陛下
00:54:29您看
00:54:30这叫
00:54:33丝袜
00:54:34这种东西
00:54:37如果穿在我大夏臣民身上
00:54:40简直有伤风化
00:54:42成何体统
00:54:43陛下息怒
00:54:45太子殿下
00:54:48心许另有安排
00:54:50安排个屁
00:54:51你去通知齐太
00:54:53再叫上允闻
00:54:55一起比试
00:54:56奴婢遵命
00:54:59奴婢遵命
00:55:05这个账标
00:55:06倘若大夏输了
00:55:08朕
00:55:09定要治他死罪
00:55:11皇帝陛下
00:55:17今日我们先行文斗
00:55:19规矩由我东来定
00:55:20若东来获胜
00:55:22大夏俯首成臣
00:55:24若大夏胜
00:55:25东来归入你大夏
00:55:26陛下意下如何呀
00:55:28君无戏言
00:55:29朕当然同意
00:55:30此前我东来国来时
00:55:32太子殿下出尽风头
00:55:34这次恐怕要乘胜追击了吧
00:55:36今日先由我允而出战
00:55:40九殿下招允闻
00:55:42本殿才输血浅
00:55:44却没想到名声都传到东来国去了
00:55:47实在惭愧
00:55:48惭愧啊
00:55:50九殿下文武双全
00:55:54身名雀起
00:55:56在诸多的王子当中
00:55:58确实是数得上个头名啊
00:56:01公主若是害怕了
00:56:04不妨现在投降也来得起
00:56:07谁说东来要投降啊
00:56:09师仙李大白
00:56:13师仙李大白
00:56:15草民李大白
00:56:17拜见大夏皇帝陛下
00:56:19这位就是金玉文洞
00:56:21我们东来选手
00:56:22师仙李大白
00:56:23师仙李大白
00:56:24师仙李大白
00:56:25师仙李大白
00:56:26师仙李大白
00:56:27师仙李大白
00:56:28师仙李大白
00:56:29师仙李大白
00:56:30师仙李大白
00:56:31师仙李大白
00:56:32师仙李大白
00:56:33是我的毕香偶像
00:56:35师仙李大白
00:56:37师仙李大白
00:56:38师仙李大白
00:56:39师仙李大白
00:56:40师仙李大白
00:56:41是我的毕香偶像
00:56:42和您比试诗文
00:56:43书uyor
00:56:44师仙李大白
00:56:45师仙李大白
00:56:46书第二
00:56:47师仙李大白
00:56:48师仙李大白
00:56:49Thank you very much.
00:57:19It's possible to win.
00:57:21Please be warned,陛下.
00:57:23With李大白相比,
00:57:26the three thousand文状元
00:57:28are not fair enough.
00:57:31Please be warned.
00:57:33Please be warned,陛下.
00:57:39皇帝陛下,
00:57:41are you going to lose,
00:57:43or are you going to lose?
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:47Now let's go.
00:57:49God bless you.
00:57:51A man is there.
00:57:53One more day.
00:57:55Your grandfather will come forward.
00:57:57The king will come forward.
00:57:59You will have to win.
00:58:01Do you have such a quietness?
00:58:03Let's bow the king.
00:58:07I will think you will win,
00:58:09and the king will rise.
00:58:11Let me go.
00:58:13This king will come forward.
00:58:15I am not sure how to come out of the way, but I will not be able to come out of the way.
00:58:20Well, my friend, my friend is...
00:58:22...I am the one who is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...
00:58:28I am not sure if I come out of the way, but I will go off.
00:58:32I am the one who is the one who is a god, but the book is absolutely true.
00:58:38...
00:58:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:58:42I'm sorry.
00:58:44I'm sorry.
00:58:48You didn't want to have enough time for the whole world
00:58:52to talk to you about.
00:58:54This is definitely a great idea.
00:58:56It's hard to find.
00:58:58You can't find enough.
00:59:00I'm afraid of having enough time.
00:59:02I'm not going to use this one.
00:59:04I'm not going to have enough time for you.
00:59:06You can't be wrong.
00:59:08Do you have a way to do it?
00:59:11Father, it's a perfect thing.
00:59:13It's a perfect thing to do.
00:59:16It's a perfect thing to do.
00:59:33It's a perfect thing.
00:59:35Oh, it's not about that.
00:59:36You can't play the same word.
00:59:38I'm so sorry.
00:59:39No reason I say it's a joke.
00:59:41My goodness.
00:59:42It's so strange.
00:59:43You must have to be a good one.
00:59:44You can't make it.
00:59:45I'm not at all.
00:59:46You can't take the time away.
00:59:47I'm not at all.
00:59:48How did you get it?
00:59:49No, you're not at all.
00:59:50I don't know if you're in a joke.
00:59:52I'm not at all.
00:59:53As you say,
00:59:54I'm so sorry.
00:59:55You're in a hurry.
00:59:56I'm not at all.
00:59:57I'm not at all.
00:59:58I'm not at all.
00:59:59But I'm not at all.
01:00:00I'm not at all.
01:00:01You're not at all.
01:00:02I can't get the time.
01:00:03Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:04The下臉 is
01:00:06風風雨雨花花夜夜年年暮暮朝朝
01:00:11啊, I've been研究了數十年對臉
01:00:15竟被他如此輕鬆地對出來了
01:00:18這不可能,這不可能
01:00:20陛下,太子殿下對得妙啊
01:00:23不但公正,而且言思合縫
01:00:26不愧是我大下太子
01:00:28好
01:00:30李大白
01:00:32本宮對得如何?
01:00:34你,你肯定是背的,是抄的
01:00:38你我面對面,本宮若作弊
01:00:41你一走便會看穿
01:00:44這是我研究數十年的天下絕對
01:00:48沒想到竟被你
01:00:51竟被你瞎貓碰到絲毫子給堆出來了
01:00:55廢物,徒有虛名,給我東來丟臉
01:00:59等著被煮酒足吧你
01:01:01公主啊,這一局我們大下贏了
01:01:04可否兌現承諾
01:01:10才贏了一局文鬥,就想我東來俯首稱臣
01:01:13未免也太過狂妄自大了吧
01:01:16俯首稱臣其次
01:01:18公主做我的暖床小妾才是最要緊的
01:01:23放肆,我東來選手就在門外
01:01:26有種現在就來比試武藝
01:01:28好啊,我怕你不成
01:01:31廟兒從未練過武功
01:01:33你這不是去送死嗎
01:01:36陛下放心,太子殿下絕不是武斷之人
01:01:40定不會上陣送死
01:01:42太子殿下,你也是知道的
01:01:47這比武的規矩,刀劍無眼
01:01:50待會兒要是傷了你的身體
01:01:53可別怪人家東來國無禮啊
01:01:57本宮的事兒就不勞你操心了
01:02:00在下,大夏太子張彪侍也
01:02:14我當是誰呢
01:02:15原來你就是那個
01:02:17在下,大夏太子張彪侍也
01:02:19我當是誰呢
01:02:21原來你就是那個
01:02:23在下大夏太子張彪侍也
01:02:26我當是誰呢
01:02:27原來你就是那個
01:02:29光陰無道的廢用才子
01:02:33我的賢鐵寶劍也是天山賢鐵打道的
01:02:36推毛斷發,消遣如泥
01:02:38戰紮過大夏龍虎榜十八名,江湖高中
01:02:42反正狠牛逼
01:02:45本宮殺你不用劍
01:02:47召劍
01:02:48在
01:02:49上槍
01:02:54此乃攔火機關槍
01:02:56不幹別的,專殺人
01:02:58這玩意兒呢,專殺惡人
01:03:00但無須發
01:03:01今天殺你一點都不虧
01:03:03你都死
01:03:04再送一句話
01:03:06武功再高,也得值得怕
01:03:08你看我,柳白元害怕的人
01:03:10還沒出聲呢
01:03:11快走
01:03:12快走
01:03:21戰標,你卑鄙無恥,竟然案件傷人
01:03:24這叫君子姓非異野,善假於物野
01:03:28你等著,我這就回東來到五千鐵寄,踏皮你大夏
01:03:32公主別費心了,大夏鐵寄,以身披明光鎧甲,手持連弩馬來劍,提前進宮了
01:03:40什麼
01:03:42捷豹捷豹,大夏邊軍大破,東來鐵急,殺的騙甲不留
01:03:47張編,我這就跟你拼了
01:03:49難道你不知道什麼叫做願賭服輸嗎
01:03:58沒人教你,本宮教你如何
01:04:01把他帶到東宮去,做本宮的暖床小妾
01:04:03做本宮的暖床小妾
01:04:10站住
01:04:11九皇子跟上祝國想要去哪兒啊
01:04:14呃,這,這
01:04:17諸位,這就是九皇子和上祝國叛國通敵的證據
01:04:21皇兄,皇兄,都是其他這老匹夫逼我的呀
01:04:25皇兄,是誰的呀
01:04:27我就
01:04:30九殿下
01:04:33張編
01:04:35老夫有先王所賜的免死金牌
01:04:38你們沒權利殺我
01:04:40本宮今天就當著觀眾的面把你給吐吐了
01:04:43吐
01:04:44龍侄
01:04:45由小子
01:04:52從今往後
01:04:53犯我大下者
01:04:55松云元
01:04:56碧朱
01:04:57吾皇萬歲
01:04:59萬歲
01:05:00萬萬歲
01:05:06張編
01:05:07張編
01:05:08張編
01:05:12How can I be sure
01:05:39喜怀
01:05:47喜怀
01:05:48喜怀
01:05:48想不到
01:06:01我和周语愿结婚七年没见过面
01:06:04一气面就在床上
01:06:06老天爷
01:06:07这不怕人的吗
01:06:09太尴尬了
01:06:11我还是先离开吧
01:06:13这个人是牲口吗
01:06:17就这么走了
01:06:29不要点什么
01:06:32周总
01:06:33周总
01:06:35其实昨天晚上是个意外
01:06:37意外
01:06:38那杯酒
01:06:39不是你的艺人递给我的
01:06:43周总
01:06:44我是圣皇娱乐的签约艺人颜可
01:06:47希望有机会能多和周总合作
01:06:51周总
01:06:53我是颜可的经纪人唐宁
01:06:55他呢
01:06:56不太适合喝酒
01:06:57或者替他干了
01:06:58以后请多关照
01:07:07颜可的那杯钱我根本听
01:07:09还来
01:07:11不太适合喝酒
01:07:15开个价吧
01:07:17周语愿
01:07:19我们好歹也是
01:07:20周总
01:07:21您吩咐的事
01:07:26说吧
01:07:27按照您的吩咐
01:07:28我让律师拟了一份离婚协议
01:07:30如果没有问题的话
01:07:31我会尽快联系季夫
01:07:32按理离婚手续
01:07:34离婚
01:07:35离婚
01:07:36入院回婚的第一件事情就是离婚
01:07:38看我这个妻子
01:07:40真的很让她见过
01:07:41算了
01:07:42带下去有些难看
01:07:43离婚协议没什么问题
01:07:45通知季夫吧
01:07:46是的
01:07:53刚才那位女士
01:07:55用不用帮您调查一下
01:07:56像她这种拉皮条的经纪人
01:07:58不用我找她
01:07:59她才会来找我的
01:08:00她才会来找我的
01:08:14周语愿
01:08:15你果然不记得我吗
01:08:27周语愿
01:08:28周语愿
01:08:29你果然不记得我
01:08:30爸
01:08:31妈
01:08:32我不要嫁给周语愿
01:08:34一个瞎子能做成什么事啊
01:08:37我再不要跟她受苦
01:08:39这要是不嫁
01:08:40得罪了周家
01:08:41可怎么办呢
01:08:42我可以嫁给周语愿
01:08:46她们要的是季家女儿
01:08:48我也是季家女儿
01:08:49对啊
01:08:50可以让姐姐嫁过去啊
01:08:54我居然
01:08:55真的嫁给周语愿了
01:08:56这个我暗恋了七年的男生
01:08:59季小姐
01:09:01我跟你结婚
01:09:02是为了离开家的条件
01:09:05事物相瞒
01:09:06我心有所属
01:09:08这是我的私人号码
01:09:10如果未来
01:09:11你另一遇良缘
01:09:12可以随时打给我
01:09:13结束这段法律关系
01:09:14结束这段法律关系
01:09:16本来就是勉强的婚姻
01:09:18是时候得结束了
01:09:19陆总
01:09:20万万没想到
01:09:21会发生这种事情
01:09:22哎
01:09:23就没见过你这么笨的艺人
01:09:24演戏演戏不怎么样
01:09:25好不容易到手的赔睡机会
01:09:26才能让别人给抢走
01:09:27果然是你们下的药
01:09:28你下的药
01:09:29你下的药
01:09:30你下的药
01:09:31你下的药
01:09:32你下的药
01:09:33你下的药
01:09:34你下的药
01:09:35你下的药
01:09:36你下的药
01:09:37你下的药
01:09:38你下的药
01:09:39你下的药
01:09:40你下的药
01:09:41你下的药
01:09:42你下的药
01:09:43你下的药
01:09:44果然是你们下的药
01:09:46還是想你下的药
01:09:48好
01:09:49我下的药
01:09:50噓
01:09:51快點
01:09:51阿
01:09:53阿
01:09:54阿
01:09:56阿
01:09:56罢
01:10:10阿
01:10:12不