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1976 Under The Doctor HOT MILF MOVIE
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Thank you for listening.
00:01:00You mean to say goodnight
00:01:04The things we had
00:01:10Were they so bad
00:01:15I won't regret
00:01:18And won't forget
00:01:23The way you smile
00:01:28The way you walk
00:01:34Please stay a while
00:01:39With me and we can talk
00:01:44One minute more
00:01:48Is all I'm asking for
00:01:53And if you feel
00:01:55You still must go
00:01:58Then leave me with you
00:02:03The way you smile
00:02:11The way you walk
00:02:17Please stay a while
00:02:20That we can talk
00:02:22I'll say the things
00:02:28That nothing brings
00:02:32Put it to us
00:02:38The way I feel
00:02:43Come here to me
00:02:47I know you'll see
00:02:52That breaking up
00:02:57Needs only
00:03:00Breaking hearts
00:03:04Just sit right there
00:03:07Your favourite chair
00:03:11I'll close the door
00:03:14And we can talk
00:03:16Once more
00:03:19Once more
00:03:24Case history number
00:03:292310
00:03:30Marion
00:03:32Left home at 17
00:03:34After an instant
00:03:35With her stepfather
00:03:36Whom she claims
00:03:37Insisted on tucking her up
00:03:38Every night
00:03:39Even though he knew
00:03:40That she liked to sleep
00:03:41In the nude
00:03:42Eventually of course
00:03:43The inevitable happened
00:03:44And tucking turned into
00:03:46Sexual intercourse
00:03:47She first came to see me
00:03:50Two months ago
00:03:50Since the instant
00:03:51With her stepfather
00:03:52She's been unable
00:03:53To enjoy a normal
00:03:54Sexual relationship
00:03:55On her previous visit
00:03:56She's been morose
00:03:57And somewhat reluctant
00:03:58To discuss the matter openly
00:04:00Today's appointment
00:04:01Is for 3.30pm
00:04:09You seem much more relaxed
00:04:14Today, Marion
00:04:15I feel it
00:04:17In fact, I feel marvellous
00:04:19Good
00:04:19Does that account
00:04:21For your clothes?
00:04:22Oh, I hope
00:04:23You don't think
00:04:24No, no
00:04:24You look extremely
00:04:25Attractive today
00:04:26In fact, you have
00:04:27A beautiful body
00:04:28Thank you
00:04:29And now
00:04:30Are you learning to use it?
00:04:32To attract men
00:04:33Do you mean?
00:04:34Yes
00:04:34Does that thought
00:04:35Excite you?
00:04:36Of course
00:04:36Well, I always used to do it
00:04:38With David
00:04:39Your stepfather?
00:04:40Yes
00:04:40He took a great interest
00:04:42In my netball practice
00:04:43I was on the team
00:04:44And he was my coach
00:04:45He'd spend hours
00:04:47Making me bounce
00:04:48Around the courts
00:04:48To improve your game?
00:04:50No
00:04:50To watch my boobs bobbing
00:04:52Oh
00:04:52I see
00:04:53So did David eventually
00:04:55One day
00:04:57I didn't put on a bra
00:04:58And
00:04:59Well, as you can see
00:05:00I'm fairly
00:05:01Quite
00:05:02Yes
00:05:03Well
00:05:04I always take a hot shower
00:05:06After practice
00:05:07And
00:05:07I ran into the shower room
00:05:10Took off my clothes
00:05:11And
00:05:11There was David
00:05:13Already under it
00:05:15It was a terrible experience
00:05:17He attacked you?
00:05:18No
00:05:19He was having a cold shower
00:05:21We eventually warmed it up together
00:05:23Of course
00:05:24Oh, that sounds
00:05:25Well
00:05:26David said that we finished the geography
00:05:28And moved on to biology
00:05:30But she wasn't having it
00:05:31Well
00:05:33It was an awful scene
00:05:34And
00:05:34David
00:05:36Ended up saying
00:05:37That I'd let him on
00:05:39And mum telling me
00:05:41To leave home
00:05:41This had a severe effect
00:05:43On your sex life
00:05:44It had a severe effect
00:05:46On my whole life
00:05:47I had nowhere to live
00:05:49Yes
00:05:50I realise that
00:05:51But it made you
00:05:52Sexually reticent
00:05:53Yes
00:05:54I just couldn't get it together
00:05:56With anyone after that
00:05:57Why was that
00:05:59Do you think?
00:06:00When you get thrown out
00:06:01Of your own house
00:06:02For having sex there
00:06:03It makes you a bit shy
00:06:05Of having it anywhere
00:06:05Doesn't it?
00:06:07Well
00:06:07When I eventually
00:06:08Found a flat
00:06:09And the landlord
00:06:10Suggested a little
00:06:11Something in advance
00:06:13Well
00:06:13I slapped his face
00:06:14And all he wanted
00:06:15Was the rent
00:06:16But other men tried
00:06:18Oh yes
00:06:19I had lots of boyfriends
00:06:20Oh
00:06:21We could go out
00:06:22Dancing
00:06:23Or out to dinner
00:06:24The first couple
00:06:25Of dates were okay
00:06:26But
00:06:27Eventually of course
00:06:28They expected me
00:06:29To supply the dessert
00:06:30When it came to it
00:06:33I
00:06:33I just froze
00:06:35Well
00:06:36Sounds a bit dramatic
00:06:38Doesn't it?
00:06:39No
00:06:39Not at all
00:06:40Anyway
00:06:41They all thought
00:06:42I was just a
00:06:43Frigid tease
00:06:44And
00:06:44I lost them all
00:06:46You
00:06:46Wanted sex
00:06:47Without involvement
00:06:48Yes
00:06:49I had a dream
00:06:52Well not a dream
00:06:53Really
00:06:54Since I used to
00:06:54Think about it
00:06:55More during the day
00:06:56No
00:06:57More of a fantasy
00:06:58I suppose
00:06:59That I would meet
00:07:00A man
00:07:01A beautiful man
00:07:03And at that
00:07:04First meeting
00:07:05Without knowing
00:07:06Anything about him
00:07:07And the possibility
00:07:08Of never meeting
00:07:09Him again
00:07:10Having really
00:07:11Great sex
00:07:12With him
00:07:13I can see
00:07:14From the look
00:07:14On your face
00:07:15Marion
00:07:15And from your mood
00:07:16Today
00:07:17That this has happened
00:07:18Would you like
00:07:19To tell me about it?
00:07:21Well
00:07:21I answered an advertisement
00:07:23In the newspaper
00:07:24For a secretary
00:07:26To a company director
00:07:27My short hand
00:07:28And typing speeds
00:07:29Are very good
00:07:30And so
00:07:31I was invited along
00:07:33For an interview
00:07:33Mr. Johnson
00:07:34Was his name
00:07:35And I went to see him
00:07:36Last Wednesday
00:07:37Yes
00:07:50Miss Parsons
00:07:52Miss Parsons
00:07:52To see you sir
00:07:52Miss Parsons
00:07:53About the vacancies sir
00:07:55My replacement
00:07:56Oh yes of course
00:07:57Oh yes of course
00:07:57Send her in
00:07:59Come in
00:08:03To say the least
00:08:07He wasn't quite
00:08:08What I'd been used to
00:08:09Meeting at these interviews
00:08:10I just stood there
00:08:13Speechless
00:08:14How do you do
00:08:16Miss Parsons
00:08:17Hello
00:08:17Do come in
00:08:19Sit down
00:08:19Let me take your coat
00:08:20Hmm
00:08:21Thanks
00:08:23Thank you
00:08:25Just
00:08:26Right well
00:08:30I'll just jot down
00:08:31Some particulars
00:08:32Yes
00:08:34I soon realised
00:08:35That he had
00:08:35More in mind
00:08:37Than how many words
00:08:38I could type
00:08:38In a minute
00:08:39He asked me
00:08:40All the usual
00:08:41Questions
00:08:42About qualifications
00:08:43And previous employers
00:08:44But I could tell
00:08:46That he was
00:08:47Thrown off balance
00:08:48By me
00:08:48You felt that
00:08:49You'd sexually aroused him
00:08:51I knew it
00:08:52He couldn't keep
00:08:53His eyes off me
00:08:54And you encouraged this
00:08:56Oh yes
00:08:57Well
00:08:58I did
00:09:00Lean over the desk
00:09:01A little
00:09:01To point out
00:09:02A particular line
00:09:03In a reference
00:09:04From a previous employer
00:09:05His face
00:09:07Tanned as red
00:09:08As beetroot
00:09:08And his hands
00:09:09Started to tremble
00:09:10Ever so slightly
00:09:10While he was writing
00:09:11Were you attracted
00:09:13To him immediately
00:09:14Oh absolutely
00:09:15He was lovely
00:09:17His eyes were
00:09:18As brown
00:09:19As Omar Sharif's
00:09:20At what point
00:09:21Did you realise
00:09:22You might live out
00:09:23Your fantasy
00:09:24With this particular man
00:09:25When his tongue
00:09:26Started to lick
00:09:27My nipples
00:09:27What?
00:09:29Oh
00:09:29My little joke
00:09:30Please continue
00:09:32Um
00:09:33He decided
00:09:35To give me
00:09:35A shorthand test
00:09:36Well
00:09:37I'd already
00:09:39Thought how nice
00:09:40It would be
00:09:40To give him
00:09:41A lovely
00:09:41Longhand test
00:09:42He gave you
00:09:43A shorthand test
00:09:44Yes
00:09:45Now Miss Parsons
00:09:46This won't be difficult
00:09:48I um
00:09:49Promise to go slowly
00:09:50For you
00:09:51If you could just
00:09:52Take down
00:09:53Whatever I say
00:09:54Of course
00:09:55Anything
00:09:56Mr Johnson
00:09:57Uh sirs
00:09:59Further to your letter
00:10:00Of the 12th inst
00:10:01This is to inform you
00:10:03That the consignment
00:10:04Of ball bearings
00:10:05Has not yet arrived
00:10:06Full stop
00:10:08Complications will arise
00:10:10In the manufacturing process
00:10:12If we do not
00:10:13Take delivery immediately
00:10:15Your contract
00:10:17Is to provide
00:10:18Good balls
00:10:19Uh
00:10:22Where
00:10:23Where was I
00:10:24Uh
00:10:25You had just got to
00:10:26Uh
00:10:26Good balls
00:10:29Yes
00:10:30Uh
00:10:30To
00:10:30To provide
00:10:32Good balls
00:10:33By the
00:10:3410th
00:10:35Of the
00:10:35Of this month
00:10:36Uh
00:10:38You have a good deal
00:10:38Of duty
00:10:39To honour
00:10:40This contract
00:10:40Et cetera
00:10:43Et cetera
00:10:43That'll do
00:10:44Now
00:10:45If you could just
00:10:45Type that up
00:10:47For me please
00:10:47Oh where do I find
00:10:49The paper
00:10:49Oh it's in the
00:10:50Bottom drawer
00:10:51Here let me
00:10:56I've got some
00:10:58You certainly have
00:11:17Yes
00:11:19Your wife on the line
00:11:20Sir
00:11:21Oh uh
00:11:22Tell her I'm in an
00:11:23Important meeting at the
00:11:24Moment and can't be
00:11:24Disturbed
00:11:25Her credentials
00:11:26Must be
00:11:27That's why I'm firing her
00:11:33Now uh
00:11:36How are we doing
00:11:37Oh it's alright
00:11:40I can read
00:11:41Quite easily
00:11:42From there
00:11:42That was really
00:11:44The moment I knew
00:11:45When I felt his
00:11:46Warm hand
00:11:47On my shoulder
00:11:48Were you nervous
00:11:49When I was trembling
00:11:51Not from nerves
00:11:52More excitement
00:11:53And the letter
00:11:56Oh I'd made a
00:11:57Complete balls of that
00:11:58If you'll pardon the pun
00:11:59Instead of
00:12:01Good deal of duty
00:12:02I'd typed
00:12:03God I feel fruity
00:12:06I had no idea
00:12:13That my
00:12:13Innocent typing error
00:12:15Was going to have
00:12:15Quite such a
00:12:16Dramatic effect
00:12:18On him
00:12:18He seemed
00:12:20To be lost
00:12:21For words
00:12:22For a moment
00:12:22Then started
00:12:24To undo
00:12:25All of my good work
00:12:26It became
00:12:28Morpheus
00:12:29That there was
00:12:29Wasting company time
00:12:30On personal matters
00:12:31Such as phone calls
00:12:32Must be discontinued
00:12:33The abuse of company time
00:12:35Is appalling
00:12:36And furthermore
00:12:37It has
00:12:38Furthermore
00:12:40It has come
00:12:41Furthermore
00:12:43It has
00:12:44Come
00:12:45Furthermore
00:12:47It has
00:12:48Come
00:12:49It's come
00:12:55It's come
00:12:56You reached a climax
00:13:01Yes
00:13:02And so quickly too
00:13:04It was incredibly
00:13:06Exciting
00:13:07Because he was
00:13:08A good lover
00:13:08Oh not just that
00:13:10It was
00:13:11The feeling
00:13:12That we might
00:13:13Have been caught
00:13:13At any moment
00:13:14Of course
00:13:15That would be
00:13:16An added stimulus
00:13:16Since your whole
00:13:17Fantasy was based
00:13:18Upon the idea
00:13:19Of illicit sex
00:13:19In a chance
00:13:20Meeting situation
00:13:21Oh I don't think
00:13:22I like the word
00:13:22Illicit
00:13:23Well we can go
00:13:24Into that further
00:13:24Next time
00:13:25Oh by the way
00:13:26Did you take the job
00:13:27No
00:13:28No of course not
00:13:29Well that would have
00:13:30Spoiled everything
00:13:31I don't want to work
00:13:32For a firm
00:13:33That won't let me
00:13:33Make personal phone calls
00:13:35Do I?
00:13:36Case history number
00:13:452420
00:13:46Victoria
00:13:47Port of the fourth earl
00:13:51Of Stockbridge
00:13:51Educated and exclusive
00:13:53Public school for girls
00:13:55Followed by two years
00:13:56In a Swiss finishing school
00:13:57A society debutant
00:14:01Who had one of the last
00:14:01Coming out parties
00:14:03Of any significance
00:14:03However since coming out
00:14:05She's done very little lot
00:14:07A former member
00:14:08Of the so called
00:14:09Jet set
00:14:10She spent most of her time
00:14:11Being taken around the world
00:14:12By some very eligible admirers
00:14:14Or as she puts it
00:14:16Wooing, viewing and screwing
00:14:17An interesting observation
00:14:19For a future countess
00:14:33She's now turned her back
00:14:37On that particular scene
00:14:38And has retreated
00:14:39To her father's country seat
00:14:40Spending all of her time
00:14:42At home
00:14:42Her father is concerned
00:14:44About her
00:14:44And she refuses even
00:14:46To meet any of the men
00:14:47That he has in mind
00:14:47For her as a potential husband
00:14:49He seems extremely anxious
00:14:54To marry her off
00:14:54To somebody with a great deal
00:14:56Of money
00:14:56Not for the file
00:14:58Check that Lord Stockbridge's account
00:15:00Is fully paid up to date
00:15:02Today's appointment
00:15:12Is for four o'clock
00:15:14You've been waiting for the rest all
00:15:14And you've been having to wait
00:15:15To be here
00:15:16To be here
00:15:17To be here
00:15:17To be here
00:15:18To be here
00:15:18To be here
00:15:19To be here
00:15:19guitar solo
00:15:49guitar solo
00:16:19Do you mind if I smoke?
00:16:41No, no, please, go right ahead.
00:16:44Is it a help?
00:16:45No, it's a hash.
00:16:47Oh, I thought you'd given all that up.
00:16:50Silly.
00:16:51Of course I have.
00:16:55Oh, this is just a good old
00:16:57cough your heart up tobacco.
00:16:59Honestly.
00:17:00Do you need it?
00:17:01Well, one must have some pleasures in life.
00:17:04But you could have,
00:17:05did have all the pleasures that anyone
00:17:07could ask for?
00:17:08You gave all those up.
00:17:09Oh, yes, I know.
00:17:10But that was different.
00:17:11Hmm?
00:17:12In what way?
00:17:13Well, it was all so pointless.
00:17:17Samaritz in the winter,
00:17:19Saint-Tropez in the summer,
00:17:21and St. Albans in between.
00:17:24St. Albans?
00:17:25Oh, didn't Daddy tell you about St. Albans?
00:17:28I am surprised.
00:17:30No, he didn't mention it, actually.
00:17:32Why don't you tell me about it?
00:17:34Well, St. Albans is where you will find
00:17:38the country seat of the Right Honourable
00:17:40Rodney Harrington Harrington.
00:17:42Is he connected with the Harrington Harrington Bank?
00:17:45Oh, darling, he is the Harrington Harrington Bank.
00:17:49Or at least his father is.
00:17:50Rodney is more of a branch at the moment,
00:17:53just waiting to take over head office.
00:17:55And you visit him in St. Albans?
00:17:57Is he a boyfriend or a lover?
00:17:59Oh, heaven forbid.
00:18:00No, I don't visit.
00:18:01I go on an annual pilgrimage.
00:18:04Holy for Daddy's sake, not mine.
00:18:06I don't understand.
00:18:07Well, Daddy knows that Rodney is crazy about me,
00:18:11and he's been trying to marry me off to him for years.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Unfortunately, Rodney Harrington Harrington
00:18:18is also incredibly boring, boring.
00:18:21I can't stand him.
00:18:22And why do you go?
00:18:23I told you, for Daddy's sake.
00:18:26You see, Daddy banks with Rodney's father,
00:18:28and, to be honest,
00:18:30his account is never really very healthy.
00:18:33So I keep up this pretense of romance with Rodney
00:18:36just to avoid any embarrassment.
00:18:39I figure that we can be in the red
00:18:42if I'm in his bed.
00:18:45Poetic justice, don't you think?
00:18:48What are you writing?
00:18:49Oh, nothing, nothing.
00:18:51Just a note for my files.
00:18:53Now, where were we?
00:18:55Oh, yes, you were in bed with Rodney Harrington.
00:18:58Harrington.
00:19:00Harrington.
00:19:02How long did you spend with him each time?
00:19:04In bed?
00:19:05No, no, on each visit.
00:19:08Oh, I don't know.
00:19:09Just long enough to tire him out.
00:19:12About half an hour, I suppose.
00:19:14Could we be serious, please?
00:19:16Yes, I'm sorry, sir.
00:19:18Of course, sir.
00:19:19About two weeks, sir.
00:19:21Really, if this is going to be too much for you, then...
00:19:23I'm sorry, I didn't really need to mark.
00:19:26Actually, it really was about two weeks.
00:19:29But really, I don't see the relevance of all this.
00:19:32Well, did you feel cheapened by having to do this?
00:19:35Selling yourself?
00:19:36Oh, I've never felt quite so self-deprecating.
00:19:40With a chauffeured Rolls-Royce, my own maid and a butler.
00:19:45Well, that was hardly a piccadilly pick-up.
00:19:49Oh, no, I never felt cheapened.
00:19:52With Rodney and his father talking about millions of pounds worth of share transfers over the pheasant,
00:19:57that was hardly possible.
00:20:00Did you ever consider marrying Rodney Harrington?
00:20:03Harrington?
00:20:04Harrington.
00:20:05Well, at the beginning, when we first went to bed together, purely for the fun of it...
00:20:12What happened?
00:20:13It was awful.
00:20:14Rather like a banking transaction, really.
00:20:17You know, putting it in when you've managed to raise it and withdrawing it just when you need it.
00:20:23With Rodney, it was always a short-term loan.
00:20:26Of course, it did have its compensation.
00:20:33The moments of solitude were immensely enjoyable when I was able to escape from Rodney for an hour or two.
00:20:42Unfortunately, they were few and far between.
00:20:46Victoria!
00:20:48Hey.
00:20:50Victoria.
00:20:51Gosh, there you are.
00:20:52I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:20:53Why, I'm sorry, Rodney.
00:20:55Didn't you get my note?
00:20:57Oh, yes, I got it, all right.
00:20:58I found it on your pillow.
00:20:59I just jolly well didn't understand it, that's all.
00:21:02Hmm.
00:21:03To H.R.H.
00:21:06Gone for a walk, so F.U.
00:21:10Be back for more later, V.D.
00:21:14Victoria, darling.
00:21:28There.
00:21:29Easy.
00:21:30I see.
00:21:31I see.
00:21:32I see.
00:21:32That's jolly clever, Victoria.
00:21:33It's sort of speaking in shorthand.
00:21:35Hey, listen to this.
00:21:38You're like this.
00:21:39A chap came into my bank the other day.
00:21:42Now, he had been at the RAC having a large G and T with his MP, who was an RC and a sort
00:21:49of BBC ITV VIP, who was always on the key V about the OPEC.
00:21:54And he suggested that he see me about buying 40,000 shares BP on HP on the QT.
00:22:02And?
00:22:02I said, N-B-G, M-Y-O-B, G-I-G-I-G.
00:22:11Get it, got it good.
00:22:15Rodney, where's your father today?
00:22:17Oh, I didn't think it was that bad.
00:22:21Oh, well, he had to go up to town.
00:22:23There was something brewing about a big takeover bid in the city.
00:22:26Oh, really?
00:22:27Why don't you tell me about it?
00:22:28You know how ignorant I am about these high-powered financial dealings that you're so clever at.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:35Oh.
00:22:36Gosh.
00:22:37Do you really think so?
00:22:39Of course, father helps a bit, too.
00:22:41Oh, yes.
00:22:42Oh, he does, my little tiger.
00:22:44But I'm sure it's you who really makes the big, important decisions.
00:22:48Now, tell me, who is taking over who?
00:22:51Oh, no, Victoria.
00:22:52I couldn't possibly tell you that.
00:22:54I mean, the shares of the companies involved are going to rocket up when this information comes out.
00:22:59It's all undercover at the moment.
00:23:01Well, why don't we go upstairs and talk about it before dinner?
00:23:07Undercover.
00:23:07Undercover.
00:23:07Oh, come on, Victoria.
00:23:31Don't be such a tease.
00:23:32Kiss me.
00:23:33In a moment, Rodney.
00:23:36First of all, tell me the names of the companies you were talking about downstairs.
00:23:41No, Victoria.
00:23:42I can't do that.
00:23:43In her case, you can't do that.
00:23:46Oh, Victoria, please.
00:23:48Please.
00:23:50Names.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:56Oh, right.
00:23:57International Carpets and Consolidated Bedding.
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:03I, um, I do hope you like it.
00:24:09Oh, yes, I do.
00:24:11What did you say?
00:24:15What did she say?
00:24:18Oh, she said she loves it.
00:24:20Good.
00:24:21You, uh, you, uh, you can't often get it round here.
00:24:34Well, no, but I am hoping that might change.
00:24:41What did you say?
00:24:47What did she say?
00:24:48She said it looks like rain.
00:24:49Wait, uh, looks like rain.
00:24:52What's she talking about?
00:24:53Don't ask me, mate.
00:24:54I'm only the butler.
00:24:55I don't get paid for interpreting.
00:24:57Mr. Harrington Harrington tells me that you unfortunately lost your job with your previous employers.
00:25:19Well, that, uh, that is correct, madam.
00:25:23Matter of fact, I was previously in the hemploi of Lady Seymour Hoffit.
00:25:27Hoffit?
00:25:28The Seymour Hoffit?
00:25:29Not from where I'm standing.
00:25:37Come.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40Oh.
00:25:41Um, well, um, uh, Wilkins, um, what about the next course?
00:25:44Right.
00:25:44Well, darling, um, what, what, what, what do you think of the, uh, cock-hoe van?
00:26:02Oh, I thought the van was excellent, but, as usual, I could have done with a little more.
00:26:12I'll see what I can do, madam.
00:26:19Did she like it?
00:26:20I think she's after a bit more, sir.
00:26:22Oh, well, uh, give it to her, if she wanted.
00:26:26Thank you, sir.
00:26:32Oh, uh, I, I said to him, I said, um, look, old chap, an investment in, in blue chip government stock will yield eight percents.
00:26:44It's, uh, uh, compounded, uh, impounded, uh, uh, compounded, uh, compounded over five years' time, which is, uh, uh, where was I?
00:26:59Uh, you were writing out my check for Daddy in Tanger.
00:27:02Was I?
00:27:04Yes, you knew, to help with the fees for my missionary school.
00:27:08Oh, yes, I thought, uh, sorry, look, um, you see, I, I didn't think I, um, I, I didn't, um, want to get a clue of this, um, excuse me, and to me, it takes you away, for me, to us.
00:27:29Oh, but don't be silly, Tiger.
00:27:32I think of you all the time.
00:27:36Um, no.
00:27:37Um, another knot, darling.
00:27:40Is it just another little knot?
00:27:43There.
00:27:44Oh, that's it.
00:27:47Hmm.
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:53Oh, darling.
00:27:56I.
00:27:57I look sorry, huh?
00:28:00I'm doing it.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:05Good night.
00:28:07Sweet print.
00:28:09Come to think of it.
00:28:12That's just what I may have.
00:28:15Come to think of it.
00:28:19Come to think of it.
00:28:21That's just what I may have.
00:28:22Well, that should ensure a nice, even sundan this summer.
00:28:52Wait. Well, not that long.
00:29:14Tell me, why did you bother this time?
00:29:18Eh?
00:29:19To knock and wait.
00:29:21Oh, well, the thing is, I was brought up potter, see.
00:29:27Me mum always said that with a lady, you've got to take your time knocking.
00:29:32How immensely perspicacious of her.
00:29:35Yeah. I thought you might be needing this tonight.
00:29:39Oh, yes, I just might.
00:29:42The right honourable gentleman won't be moving. He'll be there till breakfast time.
00:29:47Is there anything else you fancy tonight?
00:29:51Anything else I fancy tonight?
00:29:53Really, your terminology is curious for a butler in such a well-run household.
00:29:58How did you get the job?
00:30:00Oh, well, I was a bit lucky there.
00:30:02Like his nib said, my boss was bankrupt and I was out of a job.
00:30:07Your Rodney heard about it. He offered me this position.
00:30:11But you're no more a butler than I am.
00:30:14Of course I'm not. That's where the luck comes in.
00:30:17See, I was working in the kitchens, weren't I?
00:30:19Well, wine cellars really. Dishing out the bottles of wine for them at dinner time.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24Well, when Rodney H.H. asked me what I'd done, I told him that I was a butler.
00:30:29Next thing I knew, he's offered me this job and here I am.
00:30:35Oh, a butler. Oh, how like Rodney.
00:30:41Well, as you're here, you can bottle for me.
00:30:46You'll find one in the wardrobe.
00:30:48I think you've scored here, son. Tonight you could be laying more than the table.
00:31:03And now I shall have to squeeze some juice from you.
00:31:06Eh?
00:31:07Of course it must be fresh.
00:31:09What?
00:31:11Orange juice. For Buckfeast.
00:31:15For Fib?
00:31:16Oh, Buckfeast. You knew. Champagne and orange juice.
00:31:20Oh, orange juice? I don't think we've got none.
00:31:23Oh, well, try the kitchen.
00:31:26Try or find some there.
00:31:28Orange juice.
00:31:46I've got them.
00:31:49I've got them.
00:31:53But...
00:31:55They need to be squeezed.
00:31:57They're not the only things.
00:31:59Well, go on. Squeeze them.
00:32:02Mmm...
00:32:03It...
00:32:09Oh...
00:32:12Mmmm...
00:32:13Oh...
00:32:14Oh...
00:32:16Oh...
00:32:19Squeezed orange juice.
00:32:43Oh, but glasses.
00:32:45We should need some glasses.
00:32:49Oh, if you can.
00:32:53Oh, sheesh.
00:32:55I've always found the aristocracy doesn't have the sting.
00:33:03Oh, I can't pay for it for Daddy just so that he could send me off wherever and whenever I want to go.
00:33:20And it was ridiculous.
00:33:21So you gave it all up, including Rodney?
00:33:24Oh, of course.
00:33:26And you spend all of your time at home?
00:33:28That's right.
00:33:29What do you do?
00:33:31I read.
00:33:33That's all?
00:33:35Hmm.
00:33:36I spend all of my time in the library, studying the history of the Stockbridge family.
00:33:42That doesn't bore you?
00:33:43Oh.
00:33:45My ancestors were a lot of things, but never boring.
00:33:51Reprehensible, possibly.
00:33:54Rapacious, probably.
00:33:56Romantic, certainly.
00:33:58But boring, never.
00:34:00Romantic.
00:34:02Oh, incredibly romantic.
00:34:06The first countess was abducted by the count on the eve of her impending wedding to a certain Lord Carson.
00:34:13They eloped to Devon in a carriage drawn by four white horses.
00:34:18Oh, that's when I would love to...
00:34:22Yes?
00:34:23Oh, nothing.
00:34:25Please continue.
00:34:27Well, that's when I would love to have been alive.
00:34:33That's the era I often dream about.
00:34:36You see yourself as a noblewoman.
00:34:38Of what period?
00:34:40Elizabethan?
00:34:40Oh, no.
00:34:42Not nearly romantic enough.
00:34:44George and the daughter of the Duke of Stockbridge in the reign of George II.
00:34:51That's my fantasy.
00:34:54Fantasy?
00:34:54Tell me about it.
00:34:58Well, it was a period of rakes and scoundrels, of opportunities and opportunists, soldiers of fortune and soldiers of war.
00:35:10I'm still a countess, of course, but I dream that my family is still immensely wealthy.
00:35:19And men come wooing me for my money rather than the other way around.
00:35:25And men come wooing me for my money rather than the other way around.
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00:38:15I believe you, Lord Woodbridge, but what would you have of me?
00:38:23A kiss.
00:38:25Nothing else.
00:38:26My dearest, dearest love, now I know that there's no one else.
00:38:39I know it to be true.
00:38:41Have I your hand?
00:38:42What?
00:38:43A mere kiss, my Lord?
00:38:46Oh.
00:38:47Oh.
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:57I realize it's all mine, this passion idea.
00:39:00Do be careful with your nails.
00:39:01This coat was very expensive.
00:39:02Who the devil are you, sir?
00:39:08How dare you?
00:39:10Lady Victoria, you seem to be having a little difficulty.
00:39:14Oh, let me give you a hand.
00:39:15Oh, thank you.
00:39:20Oh, Victoria.
00:39:21Oh, Lieutenant Cranshaw, and I thought you were a gentleman.
00:39:27Sorry.
00:39:27Old habits die hard.
00:39:30Lieutenant Cranshaw?
00:39:32So, you mean to say you know this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this,
00:39:35this, this, oh, Victoria.
00:39:37I thought he was a common highwayman.
00:39:39Well, there wasn't much happening on the common, so I thought I'd try my luck in the hills.
00:39:43Yes.
00:39:44And what does he mean, old habits die hard?
00:39:48Yes, well, I'm...
00:39:52Lord Woodbridge, allow me to present to you Lieutenant Cranshaw of the Fifth Dragoons.
00:39:59Lord Woodbridge, Lieutenant Cranshaw.
00:40:02Lieutenant Cranshaw is an old acquaintance of mine, who I thought to be still abroad, risking his all in foreign parts, never to return.
00:40:15Obviously.
00:40:16Wounded in battle, and returned home.
00:40:19Oh, my poor, poor love.
00:40:23No, no, it is nothing.
00:40:24We must all make some sacrifices for our country.
00:40:27Eh, my lord?
00:40:29When did you return?
00:40:30I learned it there's two days since I came straight to you, my love.
00:40:42You, sir, are a cad and a scoundrel.
00:40:45This lady has promised to me.
00:40:47You jest.
00:40:48She's been spoken for for years.
00:40:50Victoria has promised to me.
00:40:53Good job.
00:40:55Look at the situation.
00:40:56It seems to me that there is only one way to resolve it.
00:41:04It seems to me that there is only one way to resolve it.
00:41:05I know.
00:41:26It seems to me that there is only one way to resolve it.
00:41:29And now, gentlemen, whosoever wins this duel should also win my hand.
00:41:43Well, to be honest...
00:41:45And, of course, all that is behind it.
00:41:50Right.
00:41:51Right.
00:41:59Now, gentlemen, ten paces.
00:42:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight, eight, nine, ten.
00:42:21Now, you shall each have the opportunity of firing once.
00:42:33You shall, of course, not fire at the same time, but must wait for the other to let off his shot first.
00:42:40Now, who is to fire first?
00:42:44Let me think.
00:42:51Lord Woodbridge, you made the challenge, therefore you, Lifting and Cranshaw, shall have the first fire.
00:43:14Ready, gentlemen?
00:43:14Look, there must be another way.
00:43:21Couldn't we, couldn't we just do lots for you?
00:43:26Certainly not.
00:43:27A noble coward, as I thought.
00:43:31Lord Woodbridge, are you ready to receive Lieutenant Cranshaw's fire?
00:43:35Lieutenant Cranshaw, ready.
00:43:41Fire!
00:43:44No wonder we're losing the war.
00:43:50My shot, I believe.
00:43:53Look, you're right.
00:43:54We should draw lots for her.
00:43:57Whoever's got the longest one gets Victoria.
00:43:59Oh, that's what I'm hoping for.
00:44:02Oh, come on, gentlemen, get on with it.
00:44:07Lord Woodbridge.
00:44:08It's a cock!
00:44:17Shut the cock!
00:44:28It should take so long to...
00:44:29Oh, 32 misses, isn't bad.
00:44:37It's your turn, I think, Cranshaw.
00:44:38Oh, no, oh, boy.
00:44:39I just shot the groom, remember?
00:44:41Oh, yes, of course you did.
00:44:42This is ridiculous.
00:44:48You're not trying, either of you.
00:44:51Have you forgotten the prize?
00:44:55Is it not a prize worth fighting for?
00:45:00A prize worth dying for?
00:45:03It's your shot, I believe, Lord Woodbridge.
00:45:10Get out.
00:45:12Get out.
00:45:12Fuck.
00:45:16Look at that.
00:45:22Halt.
00:45:22Give it to the Cranshaw.
00:45:24Take it to the Cranshaw.
00:45:29Oof.
00:45:33I don't know.
00:45:34I just want to do this, sir.
00:45:36I just weight it in, Victoria.
00:45:38And fracture.
00:45:38ILYI want to do this, too.
00:45:39I love to do that, too.
00:45:39I don't know.
00:45:40For heaven's sake, man, a woman can't wait forever.
00:45:53Come here.
00:45:59Oh, John, John, stop protesting, Sue.
00:46:04I'm only a woman after all, and you've been away these two long years.
00:46:09Oh, John, John, kiss me, kiss me, John, John, I can't wait any longer.
00:46:19Oh, John, John, John, John, John, John.
00:46:26Where is it?
00:46:29Well, as I told you, I was wounded in battle, and...
00:46:34Lord Woodbridge?
00:46:35Why the anticlimax?
00:46:42Oh, but that's half the fun, keeping the lady's honour intact.
00:46:48It means that she's always available as a pure, innocent creature when the Marquis comes along.
00:46:55Who?
00:46:56The Marquis of Mitzenberg. You see...
00:46:59Yes, yes, of course. We can go into that more fully next time.
00:47:02Thank you, Victoria. Please come again.
00:47:03Thank you, Victoria.
00:47:05Thank you, everyone.
00:47:07Thank you, Victoria.
00:47:08Thank you, Victoria.
00:47:09Thank you, Colin.
00:47:13Cases stream number 2527
00:47:43Sandra. An extremely interesting subject. Although she desperately wants to be
00:47:51accepted as an ordinary middle-class housewife, she has in fact never been
00:47:55married. Consequently she's invented a husband and a family and has now come to
00:48:01the stage where she cannot separate fact from fiction.
00:48:13My research shows that she was jilted by her lover on the eve of their wedding and that he ran off with the best man.
00:48:28She's never been able to come to terms with this and in her own mind the wedding took place and they
00:48:45have two children, a house in Serveton and a Cocker Spaniel.
00:48:52In fact she lives with her mother in Watford. It is essential to treat the existence of her husband as a reality
00:49:04in order to get her to continue her treatment.
00:49:07Today's appointment, her eighth visit, is for 3.30 p.m.
00:49:37I'm a little early today. I hope that's all right.
00:49:52Yes, yes, that's fine. Give us more time together. Do sit down.
00:50:09Come on, keep you a moment.
00:50:24Been shopping.
00:50:25Oh, I was just, I was just looking at these things.
00:50:29I thought all you young women of today wore tights.
00:50:32Oh, we do. It's just that I saw these in the window of one of those shops in Soho and I don't know how I plucked them.
00:50:38I don't know how I plucked up the courage but I went in and bought them.
00:50:41They're not for me though.
00:50:43Oh, I see.
00:50:44No, they're for Colin, my husband.
00:50:47Your husband likes to wear women's clothes?
00:50:49Of course he doesn't. But he does like to see me wearing things like this.
00:50:54Colin's always hated tights and I promised him that on my next trip to London I would get a pair of nice silk stockings.
00:51:04Look, they've got seams. How deliciously decadent.
00:51:09Why does your husband like stockings so much?
00:51:12Oh, come on now. You must be joking. I mean, haven't you ever run your hand up a stockinged leg?
00:51:20May we talk about you?
00:51:22Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
00:51:23It's all right. Your husband finds them stimulating.
00:51:26Oh, yes, I suppose he must do.
00:51:28Not that he ever needs stimulating. He never thinks of anything else.
00:51:31If I'm in the kitchen, for instance, bending over the oven to see if my Yorkshire puddings have risen and he comes in,
00:51:38next thing I know he's got both his hands up my skirt and he's putting the meat in.
00:51:42Your husband is highly sexed.
00:51:44We can say that again. Not that I'm complaining.
00:51:47Well, then why the suspenders?
00:51:49Ah, well, you see, they are going to be an anniversary present for him,
00:51:55to remind him of the day he proposed to me.
00:51:58Ah, I see. Would you like to tell me about that?
00:52:02Well, yes, you see, I first met Colin when I joined a large pharmaceutical manufacturing firm.
00:52:09Colin was a research chemist and I joined as a trainee.
00:52:14Mr. Foster, come and look at this chemical grouping. It's fascinating.
00:52:27Even then he was more interested in biological groping than chemical grouping.
00:52:31And you objected to this?
00:52:34Well, of course I did. I mean, I had only been there for two days.
00:52:39Anyway, the girls had all warned me against him.
00:52:41Well, go on.
00:52:42Well, every time he came anywhere near you, he had one hand here, the other hand there,
00:52:47the other hand somewhere else. The handsome chemist, we used to call him.
00:52:50And did you continue to reject his advances?
00:52:53Yes, I did. Then he stopped. I got quite offended, so I decided that there's nothing.
00:53:00So I decided that the next time he tried, I would change my tactics.
00:53:07He had asked me to stay behind one evening to do some overtime on a project I was working on.
00:53:12Unfortunately, he couldn't stay for as long as he hoped.
00:53:15Yeah, well, where has this lecture taken place?
00:53:19Are you sure that nobody else can do it?
00:53:22No, right. Okay, sir, I'll do it. Thank you. Bye-bye.
00:53:27Bloody hell!
00:53:28No, I'm sorry, Sandra. I wasted your evening by asking you to work late tonight.
00:53:31Professor Langton is due to give a lecture at Manchester University, and he can't make it.
00:53:35So he's asked me, no correction, ordered me to go in his place. I'm sorry.
00:53:40Bye, Richard.
00:53:41Good night.
00:53:43Oh, never mind. I'll work on for a bit anyway.
00:53:46Yeah, and I'd work on you for a bit too if I thought it might do some good.
00:53:49You don't want to be late for your lecture, do you?
00:53:52Oh, no.
00:53:54What's the subject?
00:53:55Oh, I forgot to ask.
00:53:57They might. Nobody listens anyway.
00:53:59Good night, then.
00:54:00Good night.
00:54:01See you in the morning.
00:54:09I remember that it was a very hot summer that year,
00:54:12and I couldn't bear to wear even a thin blouse under my uniform.
00:54:16I decided to freshen up before going home.
00:54:18So I went to one of the sinks for a quick wash.
00:54:24Oh, my God!
00:54:26Oh!
00:54:28You frightened me to death.
00:54:30I didn't hear you come in.
00:54:31I could see you were busy, so I thought I wouldn't disturb you.
00:54:35I thought you were in a hurry.
00:54:36Oh, I am.
00:54:37I forgot my papers.
00:54:38I just remember what the subject was.
00:54:40What?
00:54:41The effects of the naked female body on the fibres of Y-France.
00:54:44Oh, what?
00:54:46Sandra, I'm crazy about this.
00:54:47I love you.
00:54:48I love you.
00:54:49I love you.
00:54:50Oh!
00:54:51Oh, me too, Colin.
00:54:52Hey?
00:54:53You love you.
00:54:54You?
00:54:55I love you, silly.
00:54:56Oh, Sandra.
00:54:58Come on.
00:54:59Get up on the bench.
00:55:00What?
00:55:01How long I've worked on this bench, and I dream of having you offered him.
00:55:04Oh, please get up.
00:55:07Was that your nature?
00:55:08Hey?
00:55:09Oh, let them wait.
00:55:10Let them wait.
00:55:11Oh.
00:55:12Sandra, will you marry me?
00:55:13What?
00:55:14I thought you just wanted a quick session.
00:55:15I do, I do.
00:55:16But I thought you might say no.
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:18Do I look like the reluctant virgin?
00:55:19No, we can have it both ways.
00:55:20A quick one now.
00:55:21And a wedding later.
00:55:22Oh, Sandra.
00:55:23Oh, lovely.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:25Oh, lovely.
00:55:26Oh.
00:55:27Oh, lovely.
00:55:28Oh.
00:55:29Oh.
00:55:30Oh, so close.
00:55:32Oh.
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:34I can't get it in.
00:55:35I'm not surprised.
00:55:36I'm not surprised.
00:55:37I've still got my tights on.
00:55:39Have you?
00:55:40Yes.
00:55:41Oh, look.
00:55:42Ah!
00:55:43Ah!
00:55:44Ah!
00:55:45Ah!
00:55:46Ah!
00:55:47Oh!
00:55:48He dislocated his shoulder and broke his arm in two places.
00:55:51Hence the stockings.
00:55:53On every date after that, he would always check before we went out by running his hand up my leg to see I wasn't wearing tights.
00:56:00I fooled him one night, though. I didn't put on anything underneath.
00:56:03What happened?
00:56:04We didn't go out.
00:56:05This practice stopped after you were married, I take it?
00:56:08Well, no, not at first. I mean, it was our little game, you see, but later on, after the first baby was born, well, then I went back to wearing tights.
00:56:16After the first baby?
00:56:17Mm.
00:56:18I see.
00:56:19Did this have any effect on your husband's feelings towards you?
00:56:22How do you mean?
00:56:23Well, did he still make love to you as afterwards?
00:56:25Oh, well, of course he did. I mean, whatever I wear doesn't make any difference.
00:56:30I'm sure that he thinks that having it off will be an Olympic event one day, and that he just keeps in training. He sees me as a sort of a walking, no-lying-down version of the marathon.
00:56:43I wouldn't mind, but I don't have to do anything, you see.
00:56:48I don't understand.
00:56:49Well, I don't have to encourage him in any way. Get him all worked up, get him panting for it.
00:56:55And you would like to?
00:56:56Oh, yes! I mean, take last week, for example. I spent over an hour in the bath. I put on a new perfume and a new nightie, and then, pow, in he comes, leaps on me, and, well, you know.
00:57:14Yes.
00:57:15Well, the next day, I was cleaning up the boiler, and Colin comes home unexpectedly. There I was, filthy dirty with my head, stuck up the flue pipe, and pow! He's at it again!
00:57:26I mean, it makes no difference, you see. He just uses my body.
00:57:31And do you feel that you're losing your femininity?
00:57:35Oh, exactly. Oh, you do understand a woman, don't you?
00:57:41Yes, may we continue. How would you like the problem to be resolved?
00:57:44Well, I would like to see the roles reverse, get me to turn Colin on, give him the hots for me, make him wild with passion before he even got anywhere near me.
00:57:57Describe it to me.
00:57:59Well, I imagine that everything starts off very normally, and I work up to it. Where would you like it?
00:58:09On the table, as usual, love.
00:58:11Now, that would normally be enough on its own.
00:58:18That looks nice.
00:58:20I hope you like it. I've made a bit of a cock-up of it, I'm afraid.
00:58:30Tastes all right to me. Oh, pass the sauce, please, love.
00:58:34Come on.
00:58:35Anything else?
00:58:36No, it's fine, then.
00:58:37Er, would you like a bit of mine?
00:58:53Hmm.
00:58:54If you're not angry, love, raising up, want not.
00:59:00Would you like another plate?
00:59:04No, this one's fine.
00:59:06No, it's fine.
00:59:19Now it's heating on your own. Intercepted by him.
00:59:24King again. United still after me.
00:59:27Find a letter.
00:59:28Find a letter.
00:59:32Two lungs.
00:59:34Have you got two lungs in?
00:59:35Now it's King, flipping the tackle well past Thompson.
00:59:40Trying to get past John, but he's beaten there.
00:59:42Well beaten.
00:59:47He's been dominating the letter.
00:59:49He's been brought down.
00:59:50I thought you'd taken that to the cleaners. You know that I need it next week.
01:00:06Oh.
01:00:07Oh.
01:00:08Oh.
01:00:09Oh.
01:00:10Oh.
01:00:11Oh.
01:00:12Oh, big boy.
01:00:13How do you like to make a lady happy?
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:15Careful, love, you'll crease me trousers.
01:00:16Oh.
01:00:17Oh.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:19Oh.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:21Oh.
01:00:22Oh.
01:00:23Oh.
01:00:24Oh.
01:00:25Oh.
01:00:26Oh.
01:00:27Oh.
01:00:28Oh.
01:00:29Oh.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:32Oh.
01:00:33Oh.
01:00:34Oh.
01:00:35Oh.
01:00:36Oh.
01:00:37Oh.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:39Do you fancy a game of cards?
01:00:48Right.
01:00:49What do you want to play?
01:00:50How about a game of strip poker?
01:00:52Sandra, you can't play poker.
01:00:54Come on.
01:00:55What shall we play?
01:00:56Snap.
01:00:57Snap?
01:00:58Yes.
01:01:00All right.
01:01:01Snap.
01:01:02Oh dear.
01:01:03I lose that one, don't I?
01:01:04Mm.
01:01:05What are you doing?
01:01:06Well, I may not be able to play strip poker, but I can play strip snap.
01:01:07Strip snap?
01:01:08Oh, come on.
01:01:09Don't be a spoilsport.
01:01:10All right.
01:01:11Come on.
01:01:12Huh?
01:01:13Come on.
01:01:14Oh.
01:01:15Come on.
01:01:16Come on.
01:01:17Come on.
01:01:18I can play strip snap.
01:01:19Strip snap.
01:01:21Oh, come on.
01:01:22Don't be a spoilsport.
01:01:24Oh, come on, don't be a spoilsport.
01:01:29All right.
01:01:41Come on, it's Snap again!
01:01:54Look, this is ridiculous. You're not even trying, are you? You haven't won one hand yet.
01:02:06Why? What's wrong?
01:02:07Well, it's Snap again.
01:02:09Snap again!
01:02:11All right, I win. Come on, it's time for bed.
01:02:14Oh!
01:02:16Look, turn the light out before you go, will you now?
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:49Here you are, here am I.
01:02:56We can't let this chance go by.
01:02:59Let this chance go by.
01:03:01Cause I must have my babies, you.
01:03:06I must come, you must stay, cause I must have eaten away.
01:03:14Must have eaten away, cause I feel like a nice lonely.
01:03:21So, so you will not give me what is mine.
01:03:27Okay, I must take it.
01:03:31Remove this!
01:03:36And now this!
01:03:42You would like to take my closet, huh?
01:03:48Okay, lie down.
01:03:57When I told you not to move, I meant it.
01:04:07When I told you to lie down, I meant all of you.
01:04:12Oh!
01:04:14I see you have raised a protest.
01:04:18Then you must take the full punishment.
01:04:22Oh, no.
01:04:23No, no.
01:04:24No, no.
01:04:25Anybody's gonna take the punishment, it's you!
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29Ah!
01:04:30Ah!
01:04:31Bloodling!
01:04:32What?
01:04:33It still ends with him making love to you.
01:04:35Oh, of course it does.
01:04:36I never intended to deny him.
01:04:38Hm?
01:04:39Just to tease him.
01:04:40Well, yes, it's like you said, femininity.
01:04:44You did say I was very feminine, didn't you?
01:04:46Er, yes, that's right, I did.
01:04:48Well, then, that's that.
01:04:51What shall we talk about next?
01:04:53Well, actually, you've overrun your time already.
01:04:55I'm sorry.
01:04:57You want me to go, don't you?
01:04:59You don't like me.
01:05:00Of course I do, Sandra.
01:05:01It's just that I do have other people to see.
01:05:03Please come again next week.
01:05:05Oh!
01:05:07Oh, yes!
01:05:09I'll get my husband to look after the two children.
01:05:12Nurse, are you there?
01:05:25Yes, sir.
01:05:26Ah, good morning.
01:05:27Morning.
01:05:28Come in, will you please?
01:05:29Yes, sir.
01:05:32Ah, come in.
01:05:33Oh, good, you're ready for those notes.
01:05:35Fine.
01:05:36Sit down, will you?
01:05:38Right?
01:05:39Yes.
01:05:40The psychological effect on emotionally unstable women
01:05:45that can be caused by men in a position of trust.
01:05:52The relationship between a doctor and a patient...
01:05:55Excuse me, sir.
01:05:56You haven't forgotten your appointment with Marion, have you?
01:05:59Marion?
01:06:00Marion?
01:06:01Case 2310.
01:06:02Sexual relations with...
01:06:04relations.
01:06:06Depressive!
01:06:07Yes, thank you, nurse.
01:06:08Oh, is she here now?
01:06:09Oh, yes.
01:06:10Oh, right.
01:06:11Send her in, will you?
01:06:12We'll finish this up later.
01:06:17Marion.
01:06:18Marion, come in.
01:06:19Sit down.
01:06:20Hello.
01:06:21Well, how are we today?
01:06:22Oh, okay.
01:06:23Just okay.
01:06:24You seem rather elated.
01:06:25I've come again.
01:06:26Yeah, I can see that.
01:06:27You're here.
01:06:28No, no.
01:06:29He put it in again.
01:06:30I'm sorry, I'm lost.
01:06:31Who put what in again?
01:06:32Mr. Johnson.
01:06:33Mr. Johnson.
01:06:34Mr. Johnson.
01:06:35Oh, no.
01:06:36No, no.
01:06:37He put it in again.
01:06:38No, no.
01:06:39He put it in again.
01:06:40I'm sorry, I'm lost.
01:06:41Who put what in again?
01:06:42Mr. Johnson.
01:06:43Mr. Johnson.
01:06:44Oh, no.
01:06:45No, no.
01:06:46Mr. Johnson.
01:06:47Mr. Johnson?
01:06:48Yes.
01:06:49He put the advert in the paper again.
01:06:51And I answered it again.
01:06:53And the same thing happened.
01:06:54Marion, have you seen your mother recently?
01:06:56He decided to give me a shorthand test.
01:06:59I think we ought to talk about your mother.
01:07:01But where are you living now?
01:07:02But I could tell he fancied me.
01:07:04It was those eyes.
01:07:06Rather like yours they were.
01:07:09Um.
01:07:10Uh.
01:07:11Of course, he couldn't resist me.
01:07:13And we did it again.
01:07:15Answer the desk.
01:07:16Under the desk.
01:07:17Um.
01:07:18Nurse.
01:07:19Nurse.
01:07:20In here.
01:07:21Quick.
01:07:22It was wonderful.
01:07:23I'm going again next week.
01:07:24Uh.
01:07:25Marion, you must control yourself.
01:07:26Marion, look.
01:07:27Please.
01:07:28Now, now, Marion.
01:07:29We mustn't get carried away, must we?
01:07:30After all, we don't want him struck off, do we?
01:07:32For taking advantage of pretending.
01:07:33Pretty young patients.
01:07:34Oh.
01:07:35Oh.
01:07:36Uh.
01:07:37Uh.
01:07:38Right.
01:07:39Uh.
01:07:40Marion, see you next time.
01:07:41Um.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:43Fine.
01:07:45young patients. Right, Marion, see you next. Yes, fine, thank you. I think she's improving.
01:08:04Huh? Now look here, nurse, don't get the wrong impression. She's just very, very...
01:08:09Pretty. Yes, pretty. Good heavens, nurse, what do you think I am? Who's next?
01:08:13Oh, Lady Stockbridge, case number 2420, ancestral problems. I ought to mention...
01:08:20Thank you, nurse, I can remember some cases, Tris. Don't say I didn't warn you.
01:08:24Warn me? Warn me.
01:08:26What?
01:08:36Oh, you've fallen for me. Oh, sweet.
01:08:40Uh, Lady Victoria, I'm sorry, I'm somewhat thrown, and I'd forgotten that I'd had the couch moved.
01:08:46It doesn't look as if it's been moved to me. Are you all right?
01:08:50Yes, yes, I'm fine. Would you like to sit down?
01:08:57Tell me, why are you wearing those clothes?
01:08:59Balls.
01:09:01Well, that was a perfectly civilised question.
01:09:03Oh, no, I mean fancy dress balls. I've been advised one this week, and I've just been to the costumers to hire my gown.
01:09:12Do you like it?
01:09:14Yes, yes, most becoming. So you're getting out and about. Well, that's good.
01:09:19Tell me, who is escorting you to these, um, functions?
01:09:23Oh, a dashing military man. You'd like him. Lieutenant Crenshaw.
01:09:30Lieutenant Crenshaw?
01:09:32He's awfully good-looking, and I do hope he's a good dancer as well.
01:09:37Tell me, Victoria, have you seen your father recently?
01:09:40I imagine he's frightfully good at the military two-step.
01:09:46How's your two-step?
01:09:49Look, Victoria, we haven't got time for all this. Please.
01:09:52Oh, Lieutenant, tell me, is your war wound any better?
01:10:00Now, listen, Victoria, I am not Lieutenant Crenshaw. I am your psychiatrist.
01:10:06Well, in that case, I've got something to show you. Look!
01:10:12Oh, my God! Now, look, Victoria. Please be careful. It's not loaded, is it?
01:10:18Of course not. Let me see.
01:10:21Anyway, you'd better give it to me.
01:10:22Anyway, it's not your shot.
01:10:24Victoria, give me the gun.
01:10:30I'm sure he won't miss it.
01:10:33Oh, but I, too.
01:10:36Oh, John. John. John.
01:10:39Oh, John. John. John.
01:10:43My, my, we are having problems today, aren't we?
01:10:47If we could manage to keep our hands off the patients, it would help, Doctor.
01:10:51But you don't understand, Nurse. She, she shot it off.
01:10:54Well, perhaps that will slow you down a little.
01:10:57Might I suggest a cold towel wrapped firmly around the head for an hour or two to cool you off?
01:11:02Now, look here, Nurse. I will not be spoken to.
01:11:04Ah, Nurse. I don't think I'll see any more patients today.
01:11:18Please cancel all other appointments.
01:11:20Yes, sir. I think that would be advisable.
01:11:23Today does appear to have been something of a struggle for you.
01:11:26Go home and sleep it off.
01:11:28Yes. Thank you, Nurse.
01:11:30Cooey! It's only me.
01:11:34I just remembered something I wanted to tell the doctor.
01:11:36I'm afraid the doctor can't see you, Sandra.
01:11:38But I've come back specially.
01:11:40I'm very sorry, Sandra.
01:11:41No, no, that's all right, Nurse. I'll see Sandra, but no one else. Understood?
01:11:45I'm not sure I understand anything anymore.
01:11:52You've been shopping again?
01:11:54No.
01:11:55Oh, good.
01:11:55No, I was only just going to bring...
01:11:56The coat! You brought the coat.
01:11:58You expect me to wear this, don't you, eh?
01:12:01Want me to put it on?
01:12:02Well, I won't, do you hear? I won't.
01:12:03You'd like me to make an exhibition of myself, wouldn't you, eh?
01:12:06Act out the little fantasies for you.
01:12:07Well, I refused, do you hear?
01:12:09I absolutely refuse.
01:12:10I won't play these silly games with you.
01:12:12Well, no, I mean, I was just going to...
01:12:13You want me to expose myself, don't you, eh?
01:12:15Oh!
01:12:16Act out the little perversions.
01:12:18Well, I won't, do you hear?
01:12:19That's what you want, isn't it?
01:12:21No.
01:12:23I was just going to take you to the cleaners.
01:12:24Oh, dearly, sorry, Sandra.
01:12:30What came over me, I must apologise.
01:12:34Oh, look, don't leave just yet.
01:12:37No, I don't want to stay here with you.
01:12:39I'm going back to my mum.
01:12:41These people are normal in Watford.
01:12:43I think you ought to see a doctor.
01:12:49Sir, now we're exposing ourselves to patients.
01:13:18Nurse, my, my, doctor, this sexual therapy isn't having a very good effect on you, is it?
01:13:22Perhaps you should take up coeropody and work your way up.
01:13:26After a while, you'll reach the knees, and then you can move on to higher things.
01:13:30Now, look, nurse.
01:13:31Oh, come, doctor. I'm not silly.
01:13:34I know why you wanted to cancel those appointments.
01:13:38It's me, isn't it?
01:13:39You've always desired me. You've always wanted me.
01:13:43Now, just a minute. Give me my glasses.
01:13:45What are you doing?
01:13:48Oh, shit.
01:13:55I can't take any more. I can't stand it.
01:14:14Leave me alone. Come back, all of you.
01:14:17Stop, Terry.
01:14:18Stop.
01:14:19The way you smile
01:14:30The way you walk
01:14:36Please stay alive
01:14:39Hello, uh, get me Dr. Gill, will you?
01:14:44Oh, hello, Dr. Gill.
01:14:46Oh, nurse Addison here.
01:14:48That's right, Dr. Boyd's nurse.
01:14:50Could I make an appointment for him to see you on Monday?
01:14:52I, I think he needs a little help.
01:14:57The way I feel
01:15:02Come here to me
01:15:07I know you're safe
01:15:11Well, Scott, be Wrong.
01:15:12In place in 20 minutes, I think he needs a little help for me to see you on Monday.
01:15:12I look back in 60 minutes, him too.
01:15:13In transmitted, I know you can see you on Tuesday.
01:15:14Okay, do see you on Friday.
01:15:15Bye.
01:15:16Lavoie, I see you on Friday.
01:15:17I'll be right back inautres.
01:15:17I know you're safe
01:15:19I know you're coming home
01:15:19I know you, on Friday.
01:15:24I feel you in your left
01:15:31You're out of the way
01:15:32Bye.
01:15:33.
01:15:33You're okay身

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