People Call The Show To Tell MJ How Bad His Spanish Is
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00:00MJ Morning Show on Q105.
00:02And every line, can you believe it, every line is jammed.
00:04Roxanne is getting texts off the hook here that they're trying to call in.
00:09They can't get in.
00:10That's because every line is jammed up here.
00:12Coop, amazing response here.
00:15We have a lot of bilingual listeners, obviously.
00:18This is insane.
00:19I didn't realize that.
00:21Listen, of course.
00:23It's such an amazing response, MJ,
00:25because everybody seems to be in complete agreeance
00:28how awful your Spanish agreeance.
00:33Yeah, not often used, but I guess it is a word.
00:37It's the MJ Morning Show.
00:37It's 100%.
00:38Every caller.
00:39This is the MJ Morning Show on Q105.
00:41I never thought this was going to stretch out to like three segments.
00:44But Roxanne has a housekeeper twice a week.
00:47She's from Colombia.
00:48No, no, no.
00:49Twice a month.
00:50What did I say?
00:51Twice a week.
00:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:52Once every two weeks.
00:54You're right.
00:55Roxanne is a housekeeper once every two weeks.
00:57Her name is Lily.
00:58Roxanne has a Dancing with the Stars local edition trophy in her house.
01:03Good-looking trophy.
01:04The housekeeper thinks that she was on the real Dancing with the Stars
01:07and wants her to teach a friend how to salsa dance.
01:11And it's getting lost in translation.
01:14So I went to Google Translate.
01:17I typed in English.
01:20I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Lily, but I'm a fraud.
01:23I was not on Dancing with the Stars on ABC TV.
01:26I was in a local charity event rip-off.
01:28I don't even know how to salsa dance.
01:30Excuse me.
01:31The only salsa I know is when I have a nasty, gross piece of cilantro stuck to my teeth all night long at a party,
01:38and people are staring at me and laughing with the gross green thing on my teeth.
01:42How do you know about what happens to me at parties?
01:44All right, so let's go to phones on this.
01:46And folks are going to call up and comment on how fantastic my Spanish dialect and my translation was.
01:54Let me grab Jose in Tampa.
01:58Jose, you're on the...
02:00Jose, is this you?
02:03Yes, it is me, man.
02:04All right, Jose, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
02:06Go ahead.
02:06Lay the accolades on me.
02:08Well, you know, you're going to get an A for effort,
02:12D for pronunciation,
02:14F for grammatically utilization of Spanish,
02:17and F for making spill my café con leche when I was listening to you this morning.
02:24You spilled your café con leche?
02:29Yes, yeah, man.
02:30I'm driving.
02:30I have my two daughters in the car, Olivia and Mia,
02:33and I just couldn't stop laughing.
02:35I'm like, what did you just say?
02:37They speak better Spanish than better English.
02:40Jose, thank you for the call.
02:43I appreciate it.
02:44Jose, a person who's been in Spanish class for three days speaks better Spanish.
02:47Well, Jose, thank you for the excellent review.
02:50Sorry about your café.
02:51All right.
02:52Yesenia in Sarasota, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
02:55Hi.
02:56Good morning.
02:58First of all, I just want to say that I've been a fan since it was MJ and BJ,
03:02like back on the Power Pig,
03:03and so I'm saying this in the kindest way possible,
03:05but the only way I understood what you were saying is because I'm a kindergarten teacher
03:10and I speak gibberish when it comes to phonetic spelling and talking.
03:15So, yeah, you need to work on your Spanish.
03:17Okay.
03:18Well, thank you so much,
03:19and thanks for being a fan for all these years,
03:21and I'm glad you found us that we're back on Q105.
03:24Yeah, thank you.
03:25All right.
03:26Anna is in Sarasota.
03:28Anna, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
03:30Hi, Anna.
03:32Hi.
03:32My daughter just got out from the car, and she's crying.
03:36We are in the school, and she wants to be in the show because she speaks perfect Spanish,
03:42and she's an American girl.
03:44I'm in Spanish, but my husband was American, and she wants to be in the show,
03:50and she just got out from the car.
03:52Oh, Anna.
03:53Anna, thank you.
03:54So it was not very good?
03:58Oh, it's bad.
04:00Muy mal.
04:02Anna, thanks for the call.
04:03Another Anna.
04:05Anna is in Tampa.
04:06Anna, you're on the MJ Morning Show.
04:07Hi.
04:08Yes, good morning.
04:10I was on the road driving to work.
04:12You definitely woke me up.
04:14To me, it was like somebody taking a fork and dragging it down the chalkboard.
04:20It's a horror.
04:22Not even nails on a chalkboard.
04:25All right, Anna.
04:26Anna, it was kind of like a Spanish-speaking Frankenstein.
04:29All right, Anna, thanks.
04:30Thanks for the glowing endorsement there.
04:33Rosa in Clearwater.
04:34You're on the MJ Morning Show.
04:35Hi, Rosa.
04:37Hello, how are you, and good morning to all.
04:40Yes.
04:40Let me tell you, my friend, you either go and take a real course, don't use Google.
04:47All right, so you're saying that it was really good, right?
04:50No, no, no.
04:52I say you need to go and take a real Spanish.
04:55All right, so you're saying my Spanish was excellent.
04:57Oh, no, no way.
05:00No way.
05:01You want to go and take a course in Spanish.
05:04Rosa, for you to say, it's the best you've ever heard, Rosa.
05:09All right, one more call, then I'm going to move on.
05:11Lisa, you're on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa.
05:13Hi, Lisa.
05:15Good morning.
05:16Was there a problem?
05:17No, I understood everything you said.
05:20It was hilarious.
05:21Yes, it was poor.
05:23Poorly said, but I understood everything.
05:26But you did a good job.
05:28All right.
05:28Oh, Lisa.
05:29Look at that.
05:30It was excellent.
05:31It was fantastic.
05:32Lisa, thank you so much.
05:33Look at that.
05:33Lisa loves.
05:34Lisa loves.
05:35Lisa loves mediocrity.
05:36Oh, that's fantastic.
05:37Look at that.
05:38It was perfect.
05:39It was absolutely the best ever.
05:40You know what?
05:41For your first long Spanish dissertation, it wasn't that bad.
05:44Well, thank you.
05:45You are.
05:45You know, I think I left out...
05:48Some key words.
05:50Trozo de cilantro pegado a mis dientes toda la noche en una fiesta y la gente me mira y se ricón...
06:00I think I might have mispronounced a couple things at the end there, but there you have it.
06:04You mispronounced almost everything.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah.