The Show Follows Up On A Story About An Uber Driver That Was Attacked By A Passenger
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00:00First, a follow-up on the crazy lady that bit and scratched and took a chunk out of the neck of the Uber driver in Pinellas County.
00:08Unbelievable.
00:09This lady was out of her mind for at least a couple of minutes.
00:12Yeah.
00:13I think I know what's going to come out about this lady.
00:16Because they did say alcohol was involved.
00:17Yeah, she was apparently drunk off her butt.
00:19But I think she's going to do a defense of like, oh, I have some sort of narcolepsy or sleeping disorder and I woke up disoriented and boom.
00:26Yeah, maybe.
00:27Because she needs a criminal defense attorney, clearly.
00:30If you missed the story, we had it yesterday.
00:33A 22-year-old Uber driver was driving this 55-year-old woman by the name of Michelle Stilwell.
00:43It turns out that apparently her daughter puts her in the car.
00:50The mother is drunk and the daughter hailed the Uber.
00:54Puts mom drunk into the back of the Uber for the Uber to take her home.
00:59That sounds like the responsible thing to do so far.
01:02Until mom wakes up and starts choking the Uber driver while he's driving the car.
01:08Did you see the video?
01:10Her hands are around the Uber driver's neck.
01:15It looks fake.
01:16It just looks crazy.
01:18And this is the middle of the day that she's drunk, right?
01:21Froggy has a dramatic reenactment of what the driver was saying at the time of the video.
01:26Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for Froggy Uber driver getting strangled reenactment theater.
01:33What are you doing?
01:38I'm just an Uber driver.
01:39I'm just an Uber driver.
01:41I'm just an Uber driver.
01:41I'm just an Uber driver.
01:43This has been MJ Morning Show Masterpiece Theater.
01:46As seen.
01:47Hope you've enjoyed it.
01:49Here's some audio.
01:50Channel 8 did an interview with this guy.
01:52Listen.
01:53Starts screaming some curse words at me.
01:57Slaps me in my face.
01:58Screaming my daughter while scratching, strangling, and biting him.
02:03Deputies believe Stilwell was intoxicated.
02:06It's like reliving a horror movie.
02:08He wants to know why.
02:10We went to Stilwell's home for answers.
02:12The big question why the attack happened on Saturday?
02:15No answer.
02:16Uber is who I was driving for at the time.
02:19Has not done a single thing.
02:21Hasse Jr. says he's called Uber and is disappointed.
02:24I mean, so he's, the drivers claim that Uber, I mean, I don't know what Uber, do you want
02:28them to come put some Neosporin on the trunk, take it out of your neck?
02:31I mean, obviously you ban the lady, you make sure she doesn't ride in an Uber again, but
02:36did you see the chunk taken, it looks like an animal bit a, the lady bit a, what do you
02:46call it, like a quarter-sized chunk out of his neck.
02:49Does anyone notice the uncanny resemblance to Jack Dorsey?
02:54The victim looks just like Jack Dorsey from Twitter.
02:56Jack from Twitter.
02:58Driving Uber on the side.
02:59He's driving Uber in Penelis County.
03:02You want to get a hold of him?
03:03Just at Jack.
03:04That's how you get a hold of him.
03:05I can't believe Bath Sauce wasn't involved with all the biting.
03:08No, apparently she was drunk.
03:10She woke up.
03:11Who drinks, who bites when they drink?
03:13But Roxanne is right.
03:14I think that could be the defense, is that she woke up, she didn't know where she was,
03:18she thought she was being abducted, kidnapped, she's in a strange guy's car, that is going
03:24to be her defense.
03:25Roxanne, you are correct.
03:27You should have been a lawyer.
03:28You should have, exactly.
03:29Maybe she was like in one of those states like Joey used to get into when he was on Ambien
03:33and would put like mustard on his wiener for some reason and be like, what the hell?