Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a video of a police officer who saved a guy from being hit by a train and imagine the situation if they had been involved.
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00:00We're going to start, though, with a story that pretty much was everywhere yesterday.
00:08It's body cam video of a cop running alongside some railroad tracks because he's trying to
00:15stop a train from hitting a guy in its path.
00:19Did you guys see this?
00:20I saw a little bit of it.
00:21Yeah, I saw seconds of it.
00:24I didn't know what was going on.
00:26So this is the video.
00:27We put it up in DavidChuckTheFreak.com so you can check it out there.
00:31Take a listen here.
00:32Hey, boy, move!
00:33Stop the train!
00:34Stop the train!
00:37Body, move!
00:38Move!
00:40Move!
00:41Move!
00:42Move!
00:44That train stopped pretty...
00:47That train stopped right before he moves.
00:52Sit down.
00:55Are you okay?
00:56Where did you come from?
01:02Sean, what's your last name?
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04Thank you so much.
01:05Thank you so much.
01:06Dave, didn't you say you passed out on train tracks before?
01:08Yeah, I think you did.
01:09I did.
01:09Stupid.
01:10You did.
01:11Just like that just happened to be where you ended up.
01:13Where I stumbled.
01:14Yeah.
01:15That's another reason you shouldn't drink a whole lot.
01:17Yeah.
01:17There you go.
01:18I probably had like three peach schnapps.
01:21Yeah, you had some schnapps.
01:22Hey, buddy!
01:23Put down the schnapps!
01:25Put down the schnapps!
01:26No, man!
01:27Put down the schnapps!
01:28You're playing on the tracks!
01:29What are you doing?
01:29I'm taking it!
01:30I love the schnapps!
01:31I tell you, I'm so glad because he's the hero.
01:35He ran down there and he knew that big giant man was never going to get up.
01:41I heard, I had heard he had three small shots of schnapps.
01:47Fuzzy navels!
01:48They were fuzzy navels!
01:49Yeah, I had full on fuzzy navels.
01:51He didn't stand a chance.
01:53Seven months, you know, like my granddaddy and, you know, his daddy.
01:57And you just, that's why you do it.
01:58You sit out there, you know, a guy might be getting into some peach schnapps.
02:02And a guy on peach schnapps might not have the wherewithal to get off the track, so you
02:06got to get out there and it warms your heart.
02:08You know, much like, you know, peppermint schnapps.
02:11And Dave's like, thank you!
02:12Thank you so much!
02:14What?
02:15Why do I talk like that?
02:16Because of the schnapps.
02:17Because of the guy.
02:19No, he wasn't talking like that.
02:21He was, like, very thankful.
02:23He was thankful.
02:24The dog was crying.
02:26No.
02:27I think it's drugs or something.
02:28Are you okay?
02:28Yeah, me too.
02:29Where'd you come from?
02:31Look.
02:33Where'd you come from, Andy?
02:35Down there, Andy!
02:36The glare of your schnapps bottle caught my eye from afar.
02:40Well, where'd you come from, man?
02:42Oh, man.
02:42Just the same town as you.
02:44No, man.
02:45You came from, like, the heavens, man.
02:47Oh, wow.
02:47You smell heavily of schnapps.
02:49Yeah, it was good.
02:50But not really.
02:51Not a lot.
02:52What'd you have?
02:52You have a whole bottle of schnapps?
02:54No, I just had two fuzzy navels.
02:56What do you like?
02:57What do you like?
02:57Two glasses of schnapps?
02:59Knock me right out on the tracks, oh, man.
03:01Give me that almost full bottle of schnapps.
03:03Where'd you come from, Dan?
03:04Where'd you come from?
03:05Heaven, as far as you're concerned, you schnapps drinking bastard.
03:09What are you doing?
03:10I'm going to lay off the schnapps, man.
03:12That's it for me and schnapps.
03:14I'm done.
03:15That's the day I turned my back away on the schnapps.
03:18That is.
03:19Dave knew he couldn't handle schnapps.
03:22That's the day the schnapps died.
03:26Put down the schnapps.
03:28Get off the tracks.
03:29Put down the schnapps.
03:31I'll tell you what, though.
03:31If I saw what I thought was a person on some tracks, I would, of course, I'd be the dialer.
03:37But at the same time, I'm going to run down there, too, myself.
03:42I'm not going to, like, well, I don't want to miss my train.
03:45Right.
03:46If you can get a cop here, I think there's a guy who's about to get killed.
03:50I would run down.
03:50I will try and save somebody.
03:53I don't, you know.
03:54Do you have that hero thing in you?
03:55I have that weird thing in me.
03:57You'd be this guy?
03:58Hey, bud, move!
03:59Stop the train!
04:00I would have been, like, waiting for a cop to show up.
04:03Like, we don't have time for that.
04:05Move!
04:06Move!
04:07Move!
04:08Move!
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09He's honestly so close to being dead.
04:12One second.
04:13He was one second away from that train.
04:14I mean, it was slowing down.
04:15Could run as fast as that cop.
04:17Well, I would have left a lot earlier.
04:19It would sound a little different, I think.
04:20Hey!
04:21I'm not going to run for you.
04:23I don't really care if you die or not.
04:28So, I'm strolling towards you.
04:30I think you'd be a lot more winded.
04:32You would pass out.
04:33And then we'd have to call 911.
04:34We got two guys on the tracks!
04:36Two guys on the tracks!
04:37One guy's got a bottle of schnapps!
04:39Looks like two ounces are out of the thing.
04:41I don't know what I tried to help him, but I know.
04:43There's another guy passed out down the tracks!
04:46It's a goddamn disaster!
04:48Where do you guys come from, man?
04:50Where'd your balls come from?
04:52Where'd that dead guy come from?
04:53This guy's dead, I think!
04:55No, I'm sorry!
04:56Thank you, man!
04:56He's alive!
04:57Get him out of the tracks!
04:58I'm so tired, Cambo!
05:00I'm so tired, I'm so tired, I tried to run!
05:06Got two guys on the track!
05:08But you know what I mean?
05:11Don't just call the cops.
05:12I totally understand what you're saying.
05:13If I could see the guy myself, I'm not just going to call 911.
05:16He's only 200 feet away.
05:17Like, you can get there.
05:19Don't drag him!
05:21Don't drag him!