James takes on the 'Hot Noodle Challenge' by eating an entire package of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Ramen Noodles during the show.
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00:00once again we are going to put the b-hole of James Campbell on the line my award-winning
00:11b-hole award-winning oh my god it's gorgeous so proud medal of honor or something for this
00:16yeah yeah the purple fart I love it yeah James b-hole has won the purple fart three years
00:24running yeah farting fireballs a little bit so uh if you're just joining us here's what
00:29we're doing it's the hot nudes challenge nudes stands for noodles the hot noodle challenge
00:34really so when we look these up online um these are the two-time spicy version there's a chicken
00:39holding a bomb I love their logo I really love it I wish it was like a minor league baseball
00:46team's logo I'd buy the hat yeah he looks like he's laughing like he's like get back to explode
00:52he's laughing at my butthole yeah he is so you've made these for it yeah so I got them prepared so
00:57there's like two little packets so it's like ramen noodles and so I've got the ramen noodles they were
01:02soaking in some hot water I've drained the water and there's two packets of flavoring that you got
01:05to put in one's like a sauce oh okay yeah one's one squishy yeah so there's like the sauce here
01:10okay let's get that in there so I'm pouring that in oh my god it's like you know like zombie blood
01:15like yeah it's like dark dark red like you know zombie blood yeah like fake zombie blood Stella uses
01:23it all the time okay mixing this up real quick okay so it's like the thick thicker sauce right
01:28oh what's it smell like it actually smells pretty good okay so you got the sauce now you got the
01:33spice this is like a little packet of spices like the spicy spices or whatever I refer to them
01:37yeah careful opening it yeah I don't want it to fly in my face or I get on your fingers too much
01:41and then you touch yourself oh yeah I wish we had a camera on you I know oh my god so these
01:46they're like black strips of spice with sesame seeds I have no idea like it's I've never seen
01:54the spice like this before in my life will they like kind of dissolve when you put them in there
01:59hopefully I guess we'll find out once I start mixing but it's like long thin strips it almost
02:04looks like seaweed seaweed they soak seaweed in something spicy and then they call it a spice I don't know
02:09but okay I'm mixing this up now let's get your uh giving a whirl hot nudes challenge underway as he
02:14eats these incredibly hot noodles that apparently made someone temporarily here's the first big mouthful
02:21of nudes oh no the your lips are all over the nudes well they gotta be he's gotta put them in
02:26how's he gonna get them in his mouth chuck's worried about his lips I need those lips okay oh my god
02:32right off the first bite my mouth is already on fire like on fire like on fire now like I'm feeling
02:38like stabbing pain stabbing pain yeah but I gotta hold up are you okay yeah it's all of a sudden my
02:45mouth is just creating saliva at an incredible rate yeah and I don't want to spit all over this room
02:50yeah but the flavor it's got it's got a good flavor but it's very hot and I can feel it the heat
02:55starting and make its way down the back of my throat do you think you're gonna be able to eat this
02:59whole bowl I don't know I mean we'll see the noodles are good though someone said driving to
03:04boston for work the day after I ate those I crapped my pants oh no that's not what he wants to hear that
03:11duke all right duke duke who crapped his pants let's hope james does not grab his pants on the
03:18way into work he's eating these things so far duke of duke it's oh man it's good noodles the second
03:23you stop eating you're not slurping the noodle you're on fire so the so the noodle actually
03:30calms the spice down a little bit it's definitely uh brings it down to earth a little bit yeah like
03:36I feel like the sauce kind of settled on the bottom oh yeah you got to mix it up I'm mixing
03:40it up as I as I scoop and I'll because I know there's going to be somebody online that's going
03:45to call me a bitch I'll drink whatever's left oh my god do that no no no no that's a good idea oh
03:51no but uh here's a nice here oh my god oh my god that's a lot silly look at how many noodles he's
03:59got in his mouth yeah I mean he's like I think it's I think it seems spicy
04:04my lips are on fire right now like my lips feel like somebody just I did notice that someone said
04:13don't let them touch your lips but how do you do I mean well I mean the ramen noodles I yeah yeah
04:20unless I put like a dental dental dam on my mouth and try to eat I've got one oh perfect
04:25what do we use later then someone said I ate one of those bowls I cried on the toilet
04:29oh James's James's soulful sounds while I'm having a mouthful of new to listen like well
04:38they're just coming in through the text I know I know but here's the difference okay so when you
04:42when you do yeah when you do like the nut challenge or the chip all you have is a tiny
04:48little chip that's going through your digest digestive track yeah this is a full tupperware
04:54container full of noodles that are going to travel through your bowels yeah it's definitely
05:00getting into my not my nose and my nasal cavity is starting to drip let's see what you where you're
05:05at oh you've gone more than halfway through wow but there's a lot of there's a lot of blood juice
05:10at the bottom I'm gonna take a slurp of this before so that way it doesn't hit me all at the end
05:14you're gonna slurp he's slurping the hot blood juice oh no oh my god that's gonna not be good
05:20so far not bad it was more salt oh that wasn't
05:25it hit him it feels like somebody just like lit a match inside my like voice box
05:32like it's like oh my god like drank that hot lava juice in your mouth is now like in the
05:38my throat yeah like you you shouldn't have said that you shouldn't have done a big
05:43oh he's not with us oh no he's with us he's with us let me see if I can get rid of that with some
05:49more noodles yeah push it down yeah that's a lot you might want to drink the stuff with noodles left
05:55that's true yeah yeah yeah yeah um you might want okay everyone so many people have tried this
06:01I ate those noodles once I crapped my pants so fast I couldn't believe it so fast so I hope it
06:07doesn't have this guy in Florida said I ate those noodles and no joke guys I couldn't get an erection
06:11for 24 hours oh my god god these are the messages I needed before I I don't want to yeah the one guy
06:21loses his hearing I'm gonna lose my erection that's how the universe works so many you and now you can
06:29turn and check out so many bleeding b-holes well that's from over wiping that's from over he's maybe it's
06:36not blood maybe it's just the red the color yeah oh yeah all right this is the grand finale here
06:42this is it you got I can't believe you went through the whole thing I thought you were just gonna try
06:45them oh well we need to sit down and talk
06:48before we do this I just realized I thought you'd just back out be like all right that's enough I can't do
06:54anymore but you can't bitch out on the radio yeah you you ate the whole thing okay here we go
06:59hopefully I don't get any more droplets I got a couple of droplets on my glasses oh my god I am
07:03a vision impaired this is not good yeah there's another bleeding b-hole I'm so glad he didn't
07:09take my oh boy is Dave on the sidelines reading all these yeah I keep yelling out his bloody b-hole
07:14oh he's drinking it he's drinking it down it's like a telethon or something he's like yeah I've got
07:20another bloody b-hole yeah this guy lost his erection this guy lost his erection we've got six and no
07:27erection oh he just chugged it like a shot oh did he really okay it's gone it's all done oh my god
07:33bloody b-hole bloody b-hole so again once again the true test is going to be later today and
07:39tomorrow yeah so this time tomorrow we'll have to check in with your b-hole I feel like I just got
07:44like a ball of lava in my stomach oh oh no I'm getting like stomach pain lava oh I've never seen
07:53you like this after any of these okay so here's the thing right now yeah where do you put the
07:59noodles in the ranking of nuts chip noodles um definitely last like so far the chip number one
08:08yeah one chip challenge number oh what don't vomit no death nuts challenge number two this would be
08:15number three so far just in terms of the pain yeah stuff like so the other two were more painful
08:19initially absolutely yeah I'll tell you right now if you do the challenge try not to burp because
08:24every burp is like a fireball oh wow you're like a dragon wow all right well uh he's made it through
08:32so far we'll see how it makes it through him it's not gonna be good that's the next part of this hot
08:38nudes challenge yeah I feel like I don't even need to eat my ice cream I got ice cream I got chocolate
08:41milk yeah like you don't even need it oh yeah so we'll check in with James later and of course
08:46tomorrow and see how his b-hole holds up after doing the hot noodle challenge
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