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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to MTC Express, the only shopping channel with no delays, no refunds, and no paperwork whatsoever.
00:08Today we're presenting you with a brand new line of home essentials. Don't wait too long, they're going fast.
00:12Feeling the heat? Not anymore. The Cool D's cold steamer flyer just hit the market.
00:18Say goodbye to sticky cheese crumbs.
00:21With this portable freezer, your meat and dairy will stay preserved until the end of time.
00:26Order now. Buy two, pay for three.
00:30Hot on the press, a must-have for every modern household.
00:33Introducing Clean D's Automatic Turpentine Cleanser.
00:37With our Automatic Turpentine Cleanser, you wipe, swipe, clean, and shine every inch of your front yard.
00:44Order now. Limited stock available.
00:47Tired of feeling invisible? Grab yourself a brand new Mind D's Self-Aware Attitude Changer.
00:53With our device at hand, making friends becomes mind-blowingly easy.
00:57You don't need to strain your brain. Mind D will do the thinking for you.
01:03Don't think. Order before you come to your senses.
01:06Wishlist now, and we'll ring your bell when they're ready.
01:11Spike D is not responsible for any damage to your own personality or the fragile fabric of reality.
01:14We'll see you in the next video.