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00:00老妈的头像皮球
00:02一脚踢到百货大楼
00:04百货大楼卖皮球
00:06卖的就是老妈的头
00:09老妈的屁
00:10够了 傻小莫
00:12你早想挨揍是吧
00:13马上就有早饭吃咯
00:16家里有两个孩子
00:18作战成功
00:20来 战友 互相点个赞
00:22老爸教导有方
00:23儿子执行力强
00:24屁
00:25你吹个头
00:27你不是说老妈不会生气的吗
00:31我让你把他踹起来
00:32没让你踹他脸呢
00:34都别逼逼了 赶紧吃
00:36吃
00:37小光 别许你爸撒那么多胡椒
00:39老爸说胡椒对男人特别好
00:42再好也得有个节制
00:43啊 吹
00:44啊 这好恶心啊
00:46让你别撒那么多胡椒啊
00:47你快去给我出外心哪
00:49香就吃不就得了吗
00:50你鼻子都喷在碗里了
00:51我是你爸
00:52那我那你也别客气
00:53那你还嫌弃我
00:55别
00:55别
00:56小光跟他爸爸年轻时候一模一样
01:01大学这四年我照应
01:03哥可是天才
01:04白晓
01:06做我女朋友呗
01:07这样你就能门门课帮我作弊了
01:09啊
01:10虽然逢考必卦
01:12但他在化学上
01:14却有着惊人的天赋和造诣
01:16白晓
01:17我拿到归都制药集团的屁书了
01:20做我女朋友呗
01:21我养你一辈子
01:22同学你谁啊
01:24白晓
01:25赵天真
01:26你俩好了没啊
01:28你俩别闹了
01:29赶紧吃
01:29别别别
01:30我们马上下来了啊
01:32快点儿
01:33今天厂子里要办活动
01:35爸
01:35我们自己先走不行吗
01:37再等会儿小光吧
01:38你今天早班巡逻
01:39要不你先走吧
01:40行
01:41那我先过去
01:43你们路上当心点儿啊
01:44爸爸再见
01:45你爸爸大学里是个体育剑匠
01:48所以毕业后大部分同学都分配去了药厂
01:52唯独他当了个骗儿情
01:54你说白晓当年那么优秀
01:56怎么跟沙天真之后就不靠谱去来了
01:59你就是急脾气
02:00时间还来得及
02:01哎 你就坦误白晓吧
02:03大学那会儿你还暗恋他来着
02:05你妈妈当年就是个情报员
02:08没有她不知道的消息
02:09哎 白晓白晓
02:11你麻烦大了
02:12怎么了
02:13你可别吓我
02:14哎哟
02:15沙天真和良心都对你有意思
02:18嘿嘿嘿
02:20反正我的菜
02:21还是花骏那样的
02:23印度大男孩
02:24我喜欢你
02:26我家花骏最帅了
02:28他一定会跟我在一起的
02:29哈哈哈哈
02:31柳妹妹
02:31你够了
02:32当孩子面别瞎说
02:34都年纪不小了
02:35能不能长点心眼
02:36梁超的爸爸
02:38是全校的尖子生
02:39不管各方各面总能哪个敌意
02:42后来还跟贵都药业的总裁千金结了婚
02:45贵都药业是全国最大的集团公司
02:48霸业集团下设的药企
02:50当时大家都戏称梁超爸爸
02:52是人生赢家
02:54走了 走了
02:55慢死了
02:56迟到扣工资
02:57你要赔我的
02:58别废话
02:59赶不上就飙一把呗
03:01地家三口都在的
03:02左叶
03:03妈要你跟人做成绩的
03:04嗯
03:05霸业
03:07十年前
03:09我们就这样每天约着一起送你们上学
03:12然后一起去上班
03:14莎天真
03:15现在比赛可以开始了吧
03:17哎呀慢点
03:19高年毕业时
03:20一个班有大班的学生
03:22都被招进了贵都药业
03:24你妈去了后勤部
03:25碗里设备器械
03:27梁超爸爸因为拔家
03:29一开始就去了总裁办
03:31而我和小光他爸
03:33分别去了实验科A和实验科B
03:36专门研制新药
03:38看着吧
03:39我一定能研发出一种可以改变世界的药
03:42药不光能治疗身体
03:44更能治愈心灵
03:45唉
03:46你又被哪本科幻小说毒害了吧
03:48等到那天
03:50你一定要答应我的表白啊
03:52我本以为这又是他的傻话
03:54但那天
03:56还真的到来了
03:58白晓
03:59我终于成功了
04:00你这次研究出了大力金刚丸呢
04:03还是阿姆罗飞天冲击啊
04:05是这个
04:06我把它叫做爱在这一刻
04:08我从大学的时候就在研究
04:10怎么让人能把最美好的记忆永远锁
04:12现在
04:13只要喝了这一小瓶口服印
04:15只要喝了这一小瓶口服印
04:17只要ollencome
04:18只要喝了奥都是一小瓶口服印
04:20之后十秒钟内
04:21你尽可能去回忆希望珍藏的画面和人
04:23他们就会永远被记住
04:25不论拾过境迁
04:27可疑
04:28原来你胆子那么小
04:30嗯
04:31嗯
04:40些
04:41些
04:42绳
04:43些
04:44些
04:45羞
04:46Oh
05:16Oh
05:46天真
05:47这里是总裁办
05:48我们关系再好
05:49你也不能那么随便
05:50我问你
05:51我几年前申报的那个新药项目
05:53后来你有消息吗
05:55哪个项目
05:56过去几年
05:57你陆陆续续给过我太多不靠谱的方案了
05:59就是能让人在短时间内提高记忆力
06:02从而让珍贵的回忆永远不会消失的那个
06:05但我最近发现了一份货单
06:07里面的药品原料
06:09有很多是我这个项目所必须的配方
06:11配方我当时只给过你
06:13希望能帮我向你岳父推荐一下
06:15但为什么场子里突然会进那么多原料
06:18听真
06:21好好好
06:22这个改良过的配方
06:24比之前更有效
06:25一定会卖得更好
06:27整个龟都
06:28甚至全世界都会为之疯狂
06:33还要多谢你那个老同学
06:35他可真是个天才
06:37研究出这无色无味的配方
06:40你有别人一半聪明就好了
06:42我回去了
06:45怎么办公室的门开着呀
06:47爸
06:48您先走吧
06:49我来关
06:55多得乐给你畅爽记忆
06:57多得乐给你畅爽记忆
06:59多得乐给你畅爽记忆
07:00多得乐给你畅爽记忆
07:02良心
07:03你他妈疯了呀
07:04在公布视频里拆药
07:06我最早
07:07只是想把天真的项目推荐给星耀的
07:09谁知道它夹在了饮料里
07:11这样会强迫顾客对饮料产生深刻印象
07:14周而复始的话
07:16会影响人的大脑神经
07:17我去跟局里说
07:18明天
07:19就把工厂给端了
07:20华俊
07:21你冷静下
07:22厂子停了
07:23贵都一半人都要下岗了
07:25还不光如此
07:26你以为星耀的斗胆包天
07:28敢做这么大的生意吗
07:30贵都药业背后的霸业集团
07:32霸业集团
07:34实力庞大
07:35如果你要动贵都药业
07:37挑战的是更庞大的利益体
07:39所以
07:40这些年就算我知道了药厂的秘密
07:43但还是只能牺牲一个人
07:45我不同意
07:46我研发药的初衷
07:47是帮助人们留下那些宝贵的东西
07:50而不是要他们为此沉迷
07:52所以
07:53我们能做的就只有让每一次改良
07:55能更少地对人造成伤害啊
07:57不
07:58我们能做的有更多
07:59因为正义站在我们这边
08:02我
08:03我反对
08:07我支持天真
08:08我也支持
08:09如果不能正面钢
08:11我们就得想个策略
08:14今天早上
08:15市民在河面上发现奇异白色泡沫物质
08:18现在有关部门
08:19就该物质来源展开调查
08:21既然我们寡不敌众
08:22那么只有集结更多的人来声援我们
08:25第一步
08:26先通过工厂排污管道
08:28排放一些无危害
08:29但又能惹人眼球的药剂
08:31请问你们药总现在人在哪里
08:33让我们进去拍一下吧
08:35第二步
08:36需要有人给记者们开刀
08:37收工调查
08:39打门打开
08:41那么龟都药也不可见人的秘密
08:43也终究会被扒出
08:49你也以为我不知道煽动舆论的问题
08:51今天你把这事摆平了
08:53今后饮料销售额里
08:55给你起两个点
08:56我不收错误得起
08:58我只想做正确的事
09:00你把有毒污染物排进河里就是正确的吗
09:02还自命轻昼
09:04安正
09:05你刚说什么有毒污染
09:06说什么是
09:08不是你排放的
09:09这件事情不能就是
09:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:41The police took the police to the police force.
09:43It was a murder, the shooting was hit by the moment.
09:45The shooting was hit by the police caused a lot of people.
09:47The police were turned on to the police.
09:49Please not please stop the police to the police.
09:51I took the police again.
09:53I'll be there for you.
09:55I'm not going to die.
09:57I'm going to write a letter.
09:59It's good.
10:02The police were down to me.
10:04You don't care.
10:06You're so lovely.
10:08You're so passionate about me.
10:10I don't know what you want to do.
10:12What time are you going to do?
10:14What time are you going to do?
10:16What time are you going to do?
10:18You're going to talk to your兄弟.
10:24I can't get you.
10:26I can only choose one.
10:28I can only choose one.
10:30You're not going to die.
10:32You're not going to die.
10:34I don't agree.
10:36I'm going to help people.
10:38But what the hell is going to do?
10:42You're looking for a curse.
10:44Don't worry.
10:46You're going to help a demon.
10:48You're going to die.
10:50We're going to die.
10:52As of all, your soul is grounded.
10:54You're going to die.
10:56Why do you become this?
10:58Where are you going to die?
11:00You are going to die.
11:02You're going to die.
11:04You are going to die.
11:06You don't have to do anything.
11:08I just want to make the news and news.
11:11I know.
11:13I know.
11:14Because it's my改正式.
11:21I'm all over.
11:22I'm all over.
11:23I'm all over.
11:25If you're done,
11:27you'll be able to help you with this.
11:30You're all over.
11:32You're over.
11:33You're over.
11:35I'm all over.
11:38I've been given the law to me.
11:40They will not be able to get you.
11:42You're over.
11:44You're over.
11:45You're over.
11:46You're over.
11:47You're over.
11:48I don't know.
11:50But the rest of you will be able to get me.
11:59I'm going to tell you a little secret.
12:01You're over.
12:02Excuse me.
12:03You would know you're over.
12:04You're over.
12:05I need someone to be prepared.
12:07Once you've done them
12:07I generally didn't want you.
12:08I didn't think I was wrong.
12:09So,
12:10Let's pronounce this one.
12:11I think I wouldn't mind you know what you're doing.
12:12I'm asking you.
12:13I got
12:26You have
12:28I was using for it.
12:30To living with Love
12:31and in the body of the body
12:33for her to be so calm
12:35she is planning to perform a without a secret
12:37person
12:38Mama
12:39Oh, it's okay.
12:40Yes, it's okay.
12:41What is your feeling?
12:42What's the feeling?
12:43I'm going to get you.
12:44You're not too busy.
12:46I'm going to get you.
12:47I'm not going to write you.
12:48It's not like you.
12:49Is it?
12:50It's not like you.
12:51Maybe it's because your body is too big.
12:53I'm going to get you.
12:54I'm going to get you.
12:55You're too busy.
12:57Maybe it's just a good way.
13:00It is not an issue.
13:01It is not an issue.
13:02It's a matter of fact.
13:03I think you will be a man.
13:05Now I will take care of you.
13:08I'll do it.
13:09You're welcome.
13:10He went to a hospital.
13:11I'll be able to go back home.
13:13He went to a hotel.
13:15But the man never knew me.
13:18He's a happy.
13:20It was my dream.
13:22He set up my hope.
13:23You're welcome.
13:26You are so happy.
13:27Of course, he's still playing with my mom.
13:30Should I take care of him?
13:32I'll go.
13:33I'll have a meeting with him.
13:35Let's go.
13:36I'm going to take care of him.
13:38I'm going to take care of him.
13:41I'm going to take care of him.
13:43I'm going to live in peace.
13:45I'm going to take care of him.
13:49I'm going to take care of him.
13:53Is it because my mom didn't feel happy?
13:57No, I'm going to take care of him.
13:59It's my problem.
14:01I don't want to study him.
14:03Why don't you study him?
14:07Because I'm not the same.
14:09How are you not the same?
14:11You're smart and beautiful.
14:14I'm going to take care of him.
14:17I'm going to take care of him.
14:18I'm going to take care of him.
14:20I'll take care of him.
14:22I'll take care of him.
14:24I don't want to learn much.
14:27instead of leaving dinosaurs,
14:29I will be jealous.
14:30I'm props andונים,
14:33and I will be my own with you.
14:35So it's a better way to better people.
14:40To raise here and save his house.
14:42Come on.
14:43You told me.
14:44Phillip?
14:46Come on.
14:46You com pół.
14:47I have my mom.
14:49I did my mom's 많은 people.
14:50But only until now, there are some facts that I can tell you.
14:55What?
14:56What?
14:57You...
14:58Sorry.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:00Sorry.
15:01I want to protect this house.
15:04I've got so much of the responsibility for you.
15:11This is your father's paper.
15:14What did you find?
15:16Very early.
15:18I've already found this book.
15:21It's important to find the most important thing.
15:26It's important to keep it.
15:28It's good to keep it.
15:29It's good to keep it.
15:31You...
15:32It's not that it's梁叔叔?
15:34Right.
15:35If he had to know this house, he would have to take care of it.
15:42After that,
15:44Mr.
16:12I'm going to go back to this place
16:14and start a new life again
16:16Are you really willing to leave me?
16:19Of course, I'm not willing to
16:20So, I'll give you some time
16:22I'll try to make the most important part of this class
16:24I'll try to take a look at the most important part of this class
16:29My little boy didn't hear it
16:31It's a tale that
16:32it's supposed to let my little girl go
16:35So, she'll be able to go to a safe place
16:38because of the things that happened
16:40Hey, my little boy
16:41方家出去旅遊啊
16:43是 是啊
16:45喂
16:46不好意思啊
16:47您別急 我現在就過去
16:58小光
17:03怎麼
17:04看到我
17:05是不是特別驚喜啊
17:08小光 你回來了
17:10還帶了銅鞋回來啊
17:12你看媽媽都把行李
17:14給你準備齊了
17:15你們去火星玩
17:16可要注意安全呦
17:17白曉
17:19你想裝到什麼時候啊
17:21小光 你在說什麼呢
17:24既然這樣
17:25我給你講個故事吧
17:27聽完以後
17:27你應該就清醒了
17:31董記者
17:32不好意思 讓你久等了
17:34查了好久的資料
17:35才找到你
17:36當年
17:37勇於報導
17:37八公文世界的第一人
17:40都是過去的事了
17:42你說要提供的新聞材料
17:44帶來了嗎
17:45給
17:46這份資料
17:47一定能幫你還原
17:47當事的情況
17:49但真相
17:49終究需要被揭露
17:50有牢了
17:51小董
17:52梁老闆來了
17:53以後再有情報
17:54我再給你報告
17:56你
17:57楊熙
17:57小光
17:58怎麼對梁叔叔那麼沒禮貌啊
18:01我可也算是
18:02資助你長大的恩人吧
18:04放屁
18:05你只是想變相監視我們
18:08我倒是有個疑問
18:10明明你可以帶著你媽
18:11遠走高飛的
18:13為什麼還要把記者找來
18:15去跟我作對啊
18:17因為
18:18我爸
18:19總想跟我說
18:21這個世界
18:22不見這麼很可弱
18:25學生
18:26是他為正義大汗的勇氣
18:29老闆
18:30給他灌藥和去相關記憶吧
18:34既然他那麼聽他爸爸的話
18:36那就成全他們父子團聚吧
18:41我就這樣
18:43看著他在那兒不停地掙扎
18:45他知道了死亡的過程是多麼的痛苦
18:46他知道了死亡的過程是多麼的痛苦
18:54他知道了死亡的過程是多麼的痛苦
18:58對了
18:59都那麼晚了
19:00應該要做晚飯了
19:02快請你同學一起做
19:03我來給你們煮麵吃啊
19:06我倒是想看看
19:08他到底是真傻
19:10還是假傻
19:15老老老老老老老老老老老老老老老老
19:30麵好了
19:31你們倆趕緊趁熱吃啊
19:33這可是小光最愛的
19:35黑紫爆破炸裂麵
19:37老闆
19:38這一麵沒法吃吧
19:40走吧
19:43小光
19:44小光
19:44你們怎麼走了
19:45麵還沒吃呢
19:52老闆
19:53為什麼不動手
19:55我發覺我剛說錯了一件事
19:57有時候
19:58活著比死亡更痛苦
20:15You always think I'd love this,
20:16but you wouldn't like it.
20:17You'd also like the ocean if you want and love.
20:23My mother, my mother, I would say,
20:24the dawn or the spring or the school,
20:26and I might love you,
20:28and my sister,
20:28and I come back to you.
20:30I want what you hate.
20:31I want you to peace.
20:33Oh my God!
20:36Oh my God!
20:36Oh my God!
20:37Oh my God!
20:40I love you.
20:40Oh, it's a dream.
20:42It's a dream.
20:44We're not able to make a big deal.
20:48It's not a big deal.
20:50It's a dream.
20:52You don't have to be affected by a small flower.
20:54You can't take a big deal.
20:56You can't take a big deal.
20:58You can't take a big deal.
21:00I'm so sorry.
21:02I'm so sorry.
21:04It's a dream.
21:06In the dream of the world,
21:08In this world, there is also a boy named
21:11The young man named
21:12Ahahaha!
21:13Futama-sama!
21:15Ah!
21:16Oh!
21:17I will be able to find you!
21:19Ah!
21:20Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:22Ah!
21:23Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:25Ah!
21:26Ah!
21:27Ah!
21:28Ah!
21:29Ah!
21:30Ah!
21:31Ah!
21:32Ah!
21:33Ah!
21:34Ah!
21:35Ah!
21:36Ah!
21:37Ah!
21:38Oh, my God.