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00:00Hey, moving along. We don't let hobos sleep on the sidewalk, you bum.
00:03We're not homeless. We're camping out to be the first in line to get tickets to the Dharman Studios Live, an interactive experience.
00:11I'm not buying it. Dharman just does videos. There's no live tour. I'm taking you in.
00:16Wait, wait, wait. He's telling the truth. Dharman Studios is going on tour with actors performing never-before-seen stories live on stage.
00:25We're telling the truth. I came for VIP tickets so that my kids and I can meet the touring guests and get photos with them.
00:35Me too. And there's only a limited number of tickets and I don't want them to sell out.
00:39Por favor, ¿qué te pasa?
00:41Let us go.
00:43Unless Dharman himself tells me, I'm not going to...
00:47Hey.
00:48Dharman?
00:49It's true. Dharman Studios is going on tour and there's a limited amount of tickets on sale right now.
00:56They are.
00:58Hey, he's trying to cut the line.
01:00I'd like to buy my tickets to Dharman Studios Live and interact with experience now.
01:04Just like my tour, why don't you guys decide what happens next?
01:08Really?
01:11Hey.
01:13Oh.
01:13How am I doing this?
01:14This is not a skit.
01:16Well, it is, but you know what I'm saying.
01:19Tickets are on sale now at DharmanStudiosLive.com.
01:22I'll be holding things down at the studio to keep new episodes coming out, but some of our touring cast can't wait to meet you and bring Dharman Studios shows to a city near you.
01:33Check out the link in my bio.
01:35Now, let's go ahead and start today's video.
01:38This is kind of cool.
01:43I can't take this anymore.
01:45I quit.
01:45You should be locked up.
01:47That's right, lady.
01:52Keep running.
01:59Hey, Katie, you okay?
02:02I'm cool.
02:03I'd say really cool.
02:05Your whole body is shaking.
02:06Look, I'm just really worried about...
02:10Your midterm test results?
02:11I have them right here.
02:23No.
02:24No, no, no, no.
02:28I have to get an A in all of my classes to get a college scholarship.
02:32And this is, uh, definitely not an A.
02:35Maybe if you embellish the sides so it looks more like a triangle.
02:39Not funny, Brent.
02:46Katie, I was surprised to see your test scores dipping.
02:49You're usually the...
02:49The top student.
02:50I know.
02:52There's just a lot going on right now, and I really need to get an A in this class.
02:57So is there anything I can do to raise my grade?
03:00Well, if you're up for it, you can research a psychological case study and present it to
03:06the class next week for extra credit.
03:08Really?
03:08Okay.
03:09Great.
03:10Thank you so much, Mr. Harding.
03:13Thank you so much, Mr. Harding.
03:16I don't know what's worse.
03:19Being a teacher's pet or just a loser.
03:23Don't these parents ever get home before 10 p.m.?
03:45Nope.
03:47And they promise nine every time.
03:49I did get some overtime, though.
03:53Hmm.
03:54Forty-five bucks?
03:58Forty-five dollars.
03:59I wish you knew what your parents to babysit for.
04:05All these bills are overdue.
04:09Is there anything I can do to help?
04:11Oh, gosh, no, sweetheart.
04:12You already do so much.
04:14And I barely see you.
04:16Just you wait, Mom.
04:17After I get my college scholarship and land a really great job, we'll never have to worry
04:22about money again.
04:23I know.
04:24And you'll see me all the time.
04:27But I should probably go get started on my homework.
04:30Okay.
04:35Love you.
04:36Love you.
04:36Love you.
04:36Come on.
04:42Give me something good, please.
04:44The Johnson twins?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Not going back to that boob factory.
04:50The Casey family who makes me pay for water?
04:54Yeah.
04:54No thanks.
04:56Seeking an experienced babysitter for the upcoming holiday weekend.
05:00This three-day overnight job pays $1,000.
05:06A grand for three days?
05:10Why does it pay so good?
05:11There you are, hiding out on us again.
05:41I'm sorry.
05:43I gotta finish studying.
05:46I had another late night.
05:47You're always working.
05:49Girl, you gotta make time for the more important things in life.
05:52Like us.
05:53Believe me.
05:54There is nothing I'd rather do than hang out with you guys.
05:59Maybe I can carve out some time this weekend?
06:02Gee, hope you can squeeze us in.
06:04Actually, I can't do this weekend anymore.
06:15I just booked a three-day babysitting job.
06:17Of course.
06:18Don't let your friends get in the way.
06:24There she is.
06:26Just so I wanted to see.
06:27Then why's that?
06:28Because I thought of another dessert that we can take on our picnic this weekend.
06:32But first, I have to ask you a serious question.
06:35What are your feelings on passion fruit?
06:37Because I know it can be polarizing.
06:39Wow, Jack.
06:39That sounds really great.
06:42But...
06:42You're a fan.
06:42I knew it.
06:43But we'd have to do the picnic another time.
06:47I booked a babysitting job this weekend.
06:49Another job?
06:50Yeah.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:53But this one pays pretty well, and money's been pretty tight recently.
06:57I hope you can understand.
06:59I hope you can understand.
07:20Bet you can't wait to meet our new babysitter, can you?
07:39Phillip, do you think three cocktail dresses is enough?
07:42Should I bring another swimsuit?
07:44Well, those aren't the numbers Jerry quoted me, so you better price out the components again.
07:48Nolan!
07:48We're leaving in a few minutes!
07:50Hey, how did you just...
07:52Nolan!
07:53All you made was legend.
07:54Get in here!
07:54You're a total beast, man.
07:56Check it out.
07:56I'm gonna teach you that two times.
07:57Good job, man.
07:58Nolan!
07:59How did you just...
08:01You know we're leaving.
08:02I don't get why I just can't come with you.
08:04You want us to reward you with a fancy trip after what you pulled with the last babysitter?
08:09You're lucky we didn't ship you off to military school.
08:12Now listen.
08:13I want you to be on your best behavior with this new babysitter, or there will be major consequences.
08:18Like what?
08:19You jumping me off with a stranger for the fourth time this month?
08:22Phillip?
08:24Are you gonna let our son talk to us like that?
08:26And that's why we're doing the prototype molding a second time!
08:29Good talk, Dad.
08:30No wonder they're paying me so much.
08:36They're loaded.
08:40Well, hello!
08:42You must be Katie.
08:43That's me.
08:44And thank you so much again for the opportunity to babysit your son.
08:48Ah!
08:49Believe me, we should be thanking you!
08:52Great, we can get going.
09:01Uh, I'm sure my wife told you everything.
09:03Uh, yeah.
09:04I'm all set.
09:06I just haven't met your son yet.
09:09Nolan?
09:10Come meet Katie.
09:11Now!
09:12It's so nice to meet you, Nolan.
09:20You and I are gonna have the best time this weekend.
09:24Yeah, you two enjoy yourselves.
09:25We got a plane to catch.
09:26Here's my cell number.
09:32But it's only to be used in a true emergency.
09:35The resort frowns upon phone usage at the pool.
09:38Sounds good, but I promise you, you have nothing to worry about.
09:42Trust me.
09:43I'm not the one who should be worried.
09:45I'm sorry, what?
09:46Oh, have a great weekend!
09:48Bye, honey!
09:48Well, Nolan, what do you want to do today?
09:57Get rid of you.
09:58I'm giving you ten minutes.
10:01Some babysitters last longer, but I don't think you're one of the brave ones.
10:05Ha ha.
10:06Very funny.
10:08Now, seriously, what do you want to do today?
10:14Hey, that's my bag.
10:15You want it back?
10:16Come and get it!
10:18Hey, what is this?
10:25You ready to quit yet?
10:27I know what you're doing.
10:28You're not the first kid to prank me.
10:30You have no idea who you're dealing with.
10:33Neither do you.
10:35I'll have you know.
10:36I'm a straight-A student.
10:37I'm a straight-A student.
10:37I'm a straight-A student.
10:38I'm a straight-A student.
10:38I'm a straight-A
10:54No!
10:54I'm a straight-A student.
10:55Too smart for you.
10:56Direct hit, you can save yourself a lot of trouble, all you gotta do is quit.
11:03Can't get rid of me that easily.
11:06The feathers look perfect on you.
11:11No wonder your parents pay so much. Who would ever want to babysit you?
11:16Hopefully nobody. Now, get out of here and leave me alone.
11:20I wish you knew what your parents to babysit for.
11:26I'm gonna see this thing through, even if it kills me.
11:30It might!
11:34What is wrong with that kid? He's a psycho!
11:38You can research a psychological case study and present it to the class next week for extra credit.
11:43That's it?
11:45I'll write my psychology report about you.
11:48You little monster.
11:51After I shower, that is.
11:54Yeah, Mom. Everything's going great.
11:58Oh, I'll say. Look at that cushy robe.
12:01Wow, you're really getting the star treatment.
12:04Yeah, something like that.
12:06But the weekend will be over before I know it.
12:09And then I'll have my report done, and I'll have the money.
12:13Well, live it up for me in the meantime.
12:15Living it up.
12:25What the?
12:31I guess another shower for me.
12:43Did you enjoy your nice couple of showers?
12:58Very funny.
12:59So why are you doing this?
13:00I don't need you here.
13:01And I don't want you here.
13:02I can take care of myself.
13:03I always do.
13:04Well, Nolan, I'm glad you feel so self-sufficient.
13:05But I was hired to stay here all weekend, and that's what I intend to do.
13:07Well, that's on you.
13:08What's on me?
13:09Enjoy your weekend.
13:10What's on you?
13:11What's on me?
13:12Enjoy your weekend.
13:42Oh, it was easy.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:44And you feel good at all.
13:45Oh, I can't take you to where you wanna go.
13:46All my clothes fly.
13:48Call me zip loop.
13:51I'm finna take up.
13:53Call me zip loop.
14:06Ahhhh!
14:36Oh, no!
14:44Why did you have to drag me out to run errands?
14:47You can't leave me at home by yourself.
14:49And so you can't set up pranks while I'm gone.
14:52And?
14:54And because, you know, I want to get to know you better.
14:58I'm starting to think there's more than meets the eye.
15:02Or not.
15:02What are you doing here?
15:09What are you doing here?
15:12Getting food for our picnic.
15:15Jack and I are together now.
15:19Is that true?
15:21Look, Katie, I...
15:23What he's too nice to say is you'd rather spend all your time hanging out with ten-year-olds
15:28rather than your own boyfriend.
15:30You're never there for him.
15:32But guess who is?
15:39Aw, she's crying.
15:44I just...
15:46I just can't believe Allison took Jack away from me.
15:49Pretty easily, I'd say.
15:50Come on, can you blame him for being stolen?
15:53He's easy pickings because you're never there.
15:55Whose side are you on?
15:57Your side!
15:57That's why I gotta be honest.
16:00Allison was right.
16:01You're so focused on work and school, you ignore everybody who cares about you.
16:05Britt, I don't have a choice.
16:07Hey, I'm just trying to help you, Katie.
16:09Somebody needs to.
16:10Whatever you're doing before you prank me.
16:27This isn't for you.
16:29I got a new target.
16:31A new target?
16:32Ew.
16:39What's that smell?
16:40Everything was so perfect.
16:45Except for the weird pomegranate things.
16:48Those aren't really my jam.
16:54What's wrong?
16:55I just wish you hadn't been so mean to Katie earlier.
16:58It's really not her fault.
17:01Don't even say her name.
17:05Okay, getting closer.
17:08You sure about this?
17:09Just be ready when I give you a signal.
17:11Okay.
17:12Okay.
17:12Okay.
17:12Don't get me wrong.
17:40It felt so good to get Allison back.
17:43But I...
17:43Don't worry.
17:44You're just experiencing beginner's guilt.
17:47It'll pass.
17:49Well, I guess to show my appreciation, I'll make you whatever you want for dinner.
17:55Anything but mac and cheese.
17:56It's all I know how to cook.
17:59Do you always have to make yourself dinner?
18:05I'll get something started.
18:10My psychological case study concerns a 10-year-old boy named Nolan, who I've been observing over
18:19a three-day period.
18:24Katie?
18:30What are you doing?
18:31I thought we were getting along.
18:32You are just like every other babysitter.
18:34Actually, you're worse.
18:35What are you talking about?
18:37I saw your report about me.
18:39I'm not only a paycheck to you.
18:41I'm also your lab rat.
18:42Your friend was right.
18:43You don't care about anybody but yourself.
18:46You think you've got it all figured out, don't you?
18:48But you don't.
18:50Never judge somebody until you know their story.
18:54Better be a good story.
18:55Because this thing is only half empty.
18:59Look, I took this job because I care about people.
19:03And I have to write that report.
19:07You see, my mom has been really struggling to pay her bills.
19:14So I have to pitch in with money to help her while also getting A's in all of my classes
19:19so then I could get an academic scholarship for college.
19:24And hopefully, one day, be successful enough to take care of her.
19:28But, um, recently I've, um, I've been struggling really bad.
19:35And, um, I'm reaching a breaking point.
19:41But, you know, I can't give up.
19:44Because I would do anything for my mom.
19:48Doesn't mean you had to write about me behind my back.
19:51I know.
19:54And I'm sorry.
19:56I don't think you'll be very surprised to hear this.
20:00But you weren't very pleasant to be around when we first met.
20:04So, yeah.
20:05I was only thinking of myself when I started that report.
20:09But now that I've come to know you
20:11and what you're going through,
20:13I want to help you.
20:16I know your story.
20:18Oh, yeah?
20:19What is it?
20:19You love your parents.
20:22But they're not there for you.
20:24And you take out your hurt
20:25and frustration out on others.
20:28Like the ones hired to take care of you.
20:32You push everyone away.
20:34But deep down,
20:36you just want to be loved.
20:40Am I...
20:41It's never going to happen.
20:42Especially for my parents.
20:44They can't wait to get rid of me.
20:49I guess it's time I pulled a prank.
20:54This one's going to cost me $1,000.
20:59How is he?
21:01Has the projectile vomiting and diarrhea cleared up?
21:04And is any of my furniture still safe?
21:06You guys are back early.
21:09You said that he was...
21:11firing out of both ends.
21:13Okay, so I might have tricked you into coming home early.
21:18Uh-huh.
21:18But there is a real emergency here.
21:21A family emergency.
21:25You guys need to have a heart-to-heart with your son
21:27before it's too late.
21:29Nolan, what's this about?
21:30Go on.
21:32It's okay.
21:34Tell them what you told me.
21:36Nolan,
21:37what do you have to tell us?
21:40I remember how close we used to be.
21:43But the past few years,
21:45everything changed.
21:47You guys kept running off
21:49and leaving me by myself.
21:51And it's like,
21:52you guys don't even want me anymore.
21:54Don't you love me?
21:56Oh, Nolan, honey.
21:58Of course we do.
22:00We have always loved you.
22:03But...
22:04with Philip's business took off,
22:06we just...
22:07We prioritized business over family,
22:09and, well,
22:10whether we liked it or not,
22:11it...
22:12it changed things.
22:14We are so sorry
22:15that it affected you so much.
22:17We never want you to feel unloved.
22:20Maybe I didn't need to go on
22:22all those trips with you, Philip.
22:24And I didn't even need to go on all those trips.
22:27I've got employees that I pay far too well
22:29to make me do all the work.
22:30So...
22:32does that mean
22:33you guys are going to be around here more often?
22:36That's exactly what it means.
22:38From now on,
22:39you are our top priority.
22:45So my case study proves
22:46that it is possible to change bad behavior
22:48by addressing the root cause.
22:51You should never just write off children
22:53as bad kids.
22:54because you should never judge somebody
22:57until you know their story.
23:03Whatever.
23:03Hey, I, uh, I got your message.
23:22And, by the way,
23:23I just wanted to thank you
23:25for getting me my bike back.
23:26I threatened to prank them for a year,
23:28so they gave it up.
23:31So,
23:31what was your text about?
23:34I'll tell you inside.
23:35But first, take this.
23:37It's from my parents.
23:40They said it was a bonus
23:41for all I put you through
23:43and how much you did for us.
23:44Now, come on.
23:48Surprise!
23:49Oh, my gosh.
23:52This is amazing,
23:53but it's,
23:54it's not my birthday.
23:56No,
23:56but you helped me and my parents
23:57get back together.
23:58I thought I'd repay the favor.
24:02And
24:02thank you all for coming.
24:05I,
24:06I'm sorry I've been pushing you all away.
24:11I love you all so much.
24:13We love you too.
24:14And that's why we're all here.
24:16Well, that and the free food.
24:19Hey, Katie.
24:24I just wanted to apologize.
24:27I feel terrible about what happened with Allison,
24:29and we're not even together anymore.
24:32So,
24:32I was wondering if
24:34maybe you could
24:35give me another chance.
24:38Only if you can give me one.
24:44Mom,
24:45you're here too?
24:46I wouldn't miss it.
24:48But first,
24:49I had to stop by the mail
24:51and bring you this.
24:57What is it?
25:02It's a full-ride scholarship to UCLA.
25:05I had to go away.
25:12Sorry,
25:13old habits.
25:14Hey,
25:14Dharman fam.
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