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00:00Marry me?
00:25Wait a minute!
00:28I'll never marry you! Leave my house!
00:36You...
00:39You'll regret this.
00:54What the hell, Oscar?
00:58What did you thought?
01:00That such a hot guy like me would be only yours?
01:05So naive.
01:09No.
01:11What?
01:12I'll never be with you.
01:17You know what?
01:19I got a thousand girls like you waiting up there in the line.
01:24I'll see you around, babe.
01:25Come on, babe.
01:30I...
01:32I love you deeply.
01:34But unfortunately, this is all I can offer right now.
01:38I love you.
01:39You can't even imagine how happy you made me when you agreed to marry me three years ago.
01:51Look, honey.
01:52All these years, you've been by my side, supporting me.
01:53And I dreamed of giving you a ring worthy of someone like you.
01:54And I find I can't do it.
01:55You can take it out.
01:56You can take it out.
01:57You can take it out.
01:58You can take it out.
01:59You can take it out.
02:00You can take it out.
02:04I can't take it out.
02:05You can take it out.
02:06And I am not the one in my life.
02:07You can take it out.
02:10All of these years, you've been by my side, supporting me.
02:13All these years, you've been by my side, supporting me.
02:14And I've dreamed of giving you a ring worthy of someone like you.
02:17And I finally can't do it.
02:21You can take it out.
02:23You can take it out.
02:34I don't care what kind of ring it is.
02:37What matters is that you've been by my side all these years, too.
02:45I love you.
02:46I love you, too.
02:52Sorry.
02:55There he is.
02:56Stop!
02:58Stop!
03:00Don't you move. Police.
03:04Oh, good day, officers. How can I help you?
03:10Search him.
03:11Hey, hey, hey, I like it, but it's actually against the law.
03:16I don't have anything.
03:17It's clear.
03:18Yeah, see, I don't have anything.
03:21So where's the money?
03:22I have it on my bank account.
03:24We're playing, Dom.
03:25You're very rude, but I don't understand what you're talking about.
03:29So why would you run from us?
03:30I did a run from you, actually.
03:35I was just sitting hard to get to the store.
03:36And that's it.
03:39Anything else, boys?
03:42We'll remember you.
03:44Oh, I'll remember you, too, sweetie.
03:49Have a nice day, officers.
03:50I'm sorry.
04:18Sorry.
04:20Hey, sir, what are you doing?
04:33I'll give it back to you.
04:34Just wait.
04:35Sir, I'm going to scream.
04:41Where is the money?
04:43Sir, I...
04:44Where is the money?
04:46I don't know.
04:47Don't act innocent.
04:49My money was in that jacket.
04:51We don't understand, sir.
04:52So count it to three.
04:53One.
04:55Two.
04:57Hey, sweetheart.
04:59Guess what?
04:59Guess what?
05:00Guess what?
05:00I just found a...
05:03Three thousand bucks...
05:05...in a jacket.
05:06Someone messed up big time.
05:09Oh.
05:11It was my mistake.
05:13I apologize.
05:14Listen, just...
05:17Forget it.
05:17Come down.
05:18Forget about it, okay?
05:21And you didn't see me.
05:22Good girl.
05:25No, no, no, no, no.
05:27Listen, listen.
05:28Yeah, just a regular jacket on a hanger.
05:32Yeah, lucky me.
05:34Reserve a table for us.
05:35What the...
05:38For God's sake.
05:39Oh!
05:40What are you doing, huh?
05:41So now I'm sorry.
05:42What are you doing?
05:43What are you doing, huh?
05:44Officer Turner, you're under arrest.
05:46For God's sake.
05:47Oh, God.
05:48Here.
05:50Money.
05:51Collect.
05:53But, ma'am, I'm just following it in the...
05:55This is physical evidence.
05:57Should I arrest you too?
05:58Oh.
05:59Thank you for cooperation.
06:01Move.
06:02What a day.
06:02What a day.
06:05Maybe we can make a deal.
06:25Listen, I didn't mean any harm.
06:28My child needs money for medical treatment.
06:32Please consider my situation.
06:42You really cracked me up.
06:43Thanks.
06:44What?
06:45Come on, open the glove compartment.
06:55What is this?
06:56Relax, I'm not a cop.
06:57I just wanted to have some fun with you, you know?
07:07And I really have to give you credit.
07:09You're a top class, Comdrill.
07:11And really, I rarely meet people like you.
07:14Oh, is this a compliment?
07:15Should I thank you, or what?
07:16No need.
07:18I have an offer for you.
07:19I can grant you three wishes.
07:23Any wish you want.
07:24Three wishes.
07:26Now I get why I need these handcuffs.
07:29I'm serious.
07:31Three real wishes.
07:33Go to hell.
07:35Hey.
07:37Hey.
07:39Hello?
07:39Hello?
07:41Hey, come back!
07:42That was really harsh.
07:51Why did you do that?
07:54I'm sorry, I didn't know.
07:56What didn't you know?
07:57I told you three wishes.
07:59So, I didn't think.
08:02Wait, what?
08:03Three, right?
08:04No, buddy.
08:05You have only one wish left.
08:07You sent me back and forth.
08:08That's two wishes.
08:10But that's not fair.
08:11I didn't know.
08:11What didn't you know?
08:13One wish.
08:15I'm only yours.
08:18Then I need my money back.
08:20Oh, no, buddy.
08:20You have to think better.
08:21Hey.
08:22Get out, Omega.
08:23What?
08:23Get out.
08:24But how will I find you?
08:25I'll find you.
08:30What a life.
08:35Enjoy your meal, sir.
08:37Oh.
08:38Thank you so much, sir.
08:40Have a nice day.
08:41Stop.
08:48Have you taken a bite yet?
08:50Uh, no.
08:51Give it back to me.
08:53You gave me fake money.
08:54Oh, there can't be.
08:59It's clearly from the souvenir shop.
09:01Oh.
09:02Wow.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:04Listen, I'm sorry.
09:06I'm blind.
09:07I'm not eating myself.
09:10My child hasn't eaten in a few days.
09:12And that's the thing, you know.
09:14That's it.
09:15Oh, thank you.
09:25Wait.
09:26How did you?
09:28You're not blind.
09:30You're just a scammer.
09:31Give it back.
09:32I'm calling the police.
09:33Hey, hey, hey.
09:34Can you give me credit?
09:36Sure, I could.
09:37But not to scammers like you.
09:38I'm calling.
09:39No.
09:39There's no need.
09:41Keep your hot dog.
09:43What a life.
09:46Well?
09:48Have you decided?
09:50What?
09:51Where have you been?
09:53All this time?
09:54Well, I decided to give you some time to think.
09:57Do you have any idea what I've been through?
09:59Yeah, of course I do.
10:00I've been to jail.
10:02At jail.
10:03Have you ever been to jail?
10:04No, sweetheart.
10:05Only to hell.
10:09That's the worst place ever.
10:10And right now, I don't even have money for a hot dog.
10:14I want this hot dog.
10:15Are you sure that's your last wish?
10:17A hot dog?
10:18No, no, no.
10:19Stop it, okay?
10:20Just stop it.
10:25And the Oscar goes to Chris Watson.
10:30Listen.
10:31I want to be the richest person in the world.
10:34Okay?
10:35Seriously?
10:37How about, like, world peace?
10:39Nuclear disarmament?
10:40It's kind of relevant.
10:43Oh, man.
10:44I want to be the richest person in the world.
10:48Grant it.
10:56Sir.
10:58Sir, stop you.
10:59I'm about to receive a sentence.
11:00Psst.
11:16Psst.
11:16Donna.
11:16Donna.
11:18Psst.
11:19Psst.
11:20What's happening?
11:22Sir, shh.
11:23Come down.
11:24Shut up.
11:25The court finds Mr. Watson guilty of tax evasion and sentences him to 35 years in prison.
11:31What?
11:32For what taxes?
11:34I mean, this is absurd.
11:36You must be mistaken.
11:36I don't even have anything to pay taxes on.
11:39Mr. Watson.
11:39You're the richest person in the world and you haven't paid any taxes.
11:43End of hearing.
11:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:48This is not fair.
11:49This is not fair.
11:51What kind of fun is this?
11:53And I think it's quite fair.