eastenders
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Yeah, come on, one such football.
00:02Right, that's it, right there, come on.
00:04Up the hammers.
00:11Quick, quick, quick.
00:12Right down there, right?
00:14Oh, hair full!
00:16Sorry, son.
00:17Boys.
00:17Sorry, my bad.
00:19It's okay.
00:20No, I'm done, Seth.
00:21Sorry about that.
00:22It's all right.
00:22Hey, how are you?
00:23Come on, let's go.
00:25Ooh, very impressive, I must say.
00:28You know what they say, it's not the size of the boat, it's about the motion and the ocean.
00:32You only say that if you've got a small boat.
00:34So, who's rocked up with a speedboat?
00:37Well, is he good looking?
00:40Yes.
00:42This is.
00:43Bob, this is Terry, and he's my dad.
00:45Hi.
00:46She's the one I was telling you about.
00:48Sorted out all the guided tours for the true crime fans.
00:51Oh, yeah.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:52It's all right.
00:53All right, Terry, I'm Alfie Moon, and I have no idea who this battle axe is.
00:58But, um, anyway, I'm going to leave you to it.
01:01Right, Bert, Ernie, last one in the parks, the referee.
01:04I'll see you later.
01:04I'll see you later, Tom.
01:05See you.
01:06Ta-da.
01:07These kids really call Bert and Ernie.
01:10Yeah.
01:12Can't choose your neighbours, I guess.
01:14They're all right, really.
01:16Even Mum has her moments.
01:18She delivered begs many months ago.
01:20I didn't have her down as a midwife.
01:22You'd be right.
01:25It's a long story.
01:26Yeah.
01:27And I want to hear it.
01:28I want to hear all the stories.
01:31And then I want you to tell me what you think about my offer.
01:33I still haven't had back from the police about that complaint I made.
01:46When you really think she'll be top of her priority list?
01:48Well, if I don't get an update from Jack soon, I'll be shoving a rocket where the sun don't shine.
01:53Manifesting works.
02:02Who knew?
02:08Good morning.
02:12So Mo hears me screaming through the wall, and she comes round to check that I'm not being murdered.
02:18And there I am, Bec's crawling away on the sofa.
02:21And you had no idea that you...
02:23Not a clue.
02:24No?
02:25I was only 15.
02:27Well, you did a good job, and you stuck by her, and you brought her up proper.
02:32It wasn't always that simple.
02:35She was adopted at first.
02:38I got her back when she was five and a half.
02:42Well, you got there in the end.
02:46Bit like me, I guess.
02:47Just took me a little bit longer.
02:48Well, I think it's a bit different.
02:52I was just a kid.
02:53Yeah, well, I weren't far off myself.
02:57I mean, hands up, I should never have left you the way I did, but...
03:01Would me and your mum have sorted it out if I'd stayed?
03:04Worked through me issues?
03:07Would I have stepped up as a dad?
03:08Do you, er...
03:14Do you regret putting Bec's up for adoption?
03:17Missing all those milestones?
03:19You know, first words, first steps, first ask on?
03:21Yeah, of course I do.
03:23But it wasn't like that.
03:25I did what I thought was best at the time.
03:27So?
03:29You can relate?
03:30No, I...
03:33I couldn't do it then.
03:35But I'm a different man now.
03:37I've travelled, I've earned good money.
03:40I proper turned my life around.
03:41I've lived, Sonia.
03:44Don't you think it's your turn to do the same?
03:49Just all a bit fast, isn't it?
03:52In fact, it's not just fast.
03:53It's ridiculous.
03:55I just need a bit more time.
03:58Yeah, of course.
04:01But my flight leaves tomorrow, Syl.
04:04Yeah.
04:08It's just a boat, Freddie.
04:10It's a speedboat, yeah?
04:11Yeah, well, I'm not the biggest fan.
04:13Why face ache, can't you got your own laptop?
04:16I don't want Sonia to catch me playing detective at home, do I?
04:18Well, I doubt he's the type to be posting on his Instagram
04:21about the crimes he's been committing to you.
04:22All right, Gen Z, why don't you come over and see what you can find?
04:26Go on.
04:29All right.
04:30Well, it's no surprise you can't find him.
04:31You spelt his surname wrong.
04:33Well, it looks all right to me.
04:34Right, you're looking out for Sonia.
04:36Oh, I sense a butt coming on.
04:39When Zoe told me that she wanted to move to Spain with...
04:43Harry...
04:45Of course, I said I wasn't having any of it,
04:46but the more I said no, the more she just dug her heels in.
04:49It's different. Zoe's your daughter, not your sister.
04:51It sort of was at the time, actually.
04:53Rose, my point, Sonia's too young.
04:54I remember my mum crying her eyes up,
04:56him shouting his mouth off, kicking off.
04:59Look, everyone thought I was wrong about Reece.
05:01Don't want to make the same mistake again, do I?
05:02That's a good point, to be fair.
05:03Thank you, Freddie.
05:04I'm not saying you're wrong, Bea.
05:06Just be careful where you go about it, yeah?
05:08You go too hard, you'll just push her further away.
05:11So you're saying I just turned up out of blue?
05:17No, I'm not buying that.
05:18So you're saying my daughter's a liar?
05:20No, I'm saying your daughter brought dealers into my house, yeah?
05:23And that ain't a good look for a copper, is it?
05:25But traumatising the young girl is.
05:26All right, calm down.
05:27It's a bit too early to go all caveman, yeah?
05:31Is it yours?
05:32Be honest with me.
05:33It's not mine.
05:34I just told you that.
05:36But have you been smoking it?
05:37Avani, what do we say?
05:41About being open with us, telling us everything?
05:43Look, I ain't doing this.
05:45Avani!
05:50You ain't gonna do anything.
05:54Ravie, look, please.
05:58Look, Tino's girls ain't easy, I get it.
06:02But this is the second time that Amy's been pulled into this stuff.
06:05She was in the wrong?
06:07That's fair.
06:08It's hardly a surprise, is it?
06:10After everything she's been through.
06:12Treat a child like a criminal and they're gonna act out.
06:16Look, the investigating officers, they play by the book.
06:20She wasn't smoking weed and hanging around with dealers before all of this, was she?
06:23No.
06:24So we need to get to the root cause of it.
06:27Well, she's your daughter.
06:28That's down to you, innit?
06:30Would you be happy if they did the same thing to Amy?
06:34I didn't think so.
06:35Can you at least just chase up my complaint?
06:38I'll see what I can do.
06:43No promises.
06:47Barley?
06:47Oh, I don't know, Cass.
06:49I've only known him after a day.
06:52And I mean, Barley.
06:53I didn't even know where it was till I looked on the map.
06:56Well, you know.
06:57Might fall in love with the place.
06:59I mean, I didn't exactly see myself swapping warfare for South Africa all those years ago.
07:04Did you regret that?
07:06No.
07:07No, not to begin with.
07:08Not until Gavin showed his true colours.
07:11But then again, it was different for me, wasn't it?
07:12I worked with my brother.
07:14Not with a man I barely know.
07:16What if it's my chance to get to know him?
07:18My only chance?
07:19Yes.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Yeah, I get it.
07:24I do.
07:25But sometimes you just have to go with your gut instincts, don't you?
07:28Just tread carefully.
07:29All right, Sonia?
07:30And do what's right for you.
07:32Not him.
07:35I mean, I don't think that I can bear hearing her crying at night any more, Hobbie.
07:43How's your hobby?
07:44Sorry.
07:44Sorry, I was just miles away.
07:47Oh.
07:49Hello, you.
07:51I was actually looking for Stacey.
07:53Is she working?
07:56What, is everything okay?
07:58She won't come out of the room.
08:00She's not eating.
08:01She barely says anything to anyone.
08:02I'm so sorry.
08:03I didn't realise she was still struggling like that.
08:05Is that actually somewhere?
08:08Would you come to a tour?
08:10I mean, I'm at Mount Bigs End.
08:13And you two will have a special bond.
08:17So, you know, maybe, maybe you get through to her.
08:22And you leave it away.
08:29Afternoon.
08:29So, you're just going to ignore it then?
08:36The massive elephant in the room?
08:39All I did was chase up a complaint from a neighbor.
08:41Oh, so you admit it then?
08:42You're trying to throw us under the bus?
08:44We weren't by the book, Gov.
08:46Was it my proudest moment as an officer?
08:47No way.
08:48But by the letter of the law, we did nothing wrong.
08:50You did.
08:52All right, you were just doing your job.
08:54But would I want my Amy going through the same thing?
08:57Even if she did commit the crime?
09:00You're just kids, isn't I?
09:01Do you know what the problem with you is?
09:03You've been out of uniform too long.
09:05Here you go.
09:11Come on.
09:20What's this?
09:23Maybe had that made before she left.
09:26Guilty conscience?
09:29Yeah, but it don't make up for what she did, does it?
09:31I haven't asked you how you're getting on yet.
09:38Your mum's worried about you.
09:39She's always worried about me.
09:42So there's Terry.
09:44You sure it's him this time?
09:45Yeah.
09:47Yeah, it's him.
09:49We had ID and a photo of me and him before.
09:53Poor he left you as a baby.
09:54Do you think you'd be doing all this if things hadn't happened the way they did?
10:03Flying halfway around the world with Rhys months after having a baby?
10:07Well, I seriously doubt it.
10:08I had a job getting him to sorrow, let alone Asia.
10:11So what's changed?
10:15Just everything, innit?
10:16What he did.
10:20These true crime nap jobs turning up on my doorstep like I'm East London's answer to Lady Macbeth.
10:27Losing Martin.
10:30Now he's still.
10:33But it's not just the last few months, Stace.
10:38Billy.
10:40Grandad.
10:42Doc.
10:44Jamie.
10:45Jamie.
10:46I think I'll be used to it by now.
10:50All that loss.
10:52But I don't know.
10:55She feels different this time.
10:58Too many ghosts.
11:02You need to have a word with yourself, son.
11:06Like it or not, this is my lot.
11:09Kids, grandkid, mum, the business.
11:13I've got ties, I've got ties I can't cut.
11:16But you can escape.
11:20You can leave the ghosts behind.
11:23What if it goes wrong?
11:25What if he's another Reese or worse?
11:28You can spin him off.
11:30You'll come home and you leave him on the other side of the world.
11:32In my experience, you regret the things in life you didn't do.
11:37You're a good mate, Stace.
11:40I wish we'd been nicer to each other over the years.
11:42What is it you called me once?
11:45More unstable than a three-legged chair.
11:48I'll take that back.
11:54You're the strongest person on hand.
11:58You'll get through this.
12:01You both will.
12:02First off, I'm so sorry.
12:11All guns blazing, that's my go-to.
12:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:14We're all parents all in it together.
12:16The complaint?
12:17Any update?
12:19Listen, you'll get a written response, but...
12:21No further action will be taken.
12:24Are you kidding me?
12:25Priya, don't you?
12:27They're good officers.
12:28Nothing on their records to show any different.
12:31So what are we supposed to tell her?
12:32Just deal with it, move on.
12:34If you want to feel like you're doing something,
12:37then the complaint needs to come from her.
12:39In her words.
12:40So she's going to read it the whole thing, yeah?
12:42Like it wasn't humiliating enough the first time.
12:45I can't believe it.
12:46He doesn't have a clue.
12:52She's my little girl.
12:54I don't know what to do.
12:57It's got to be worth a go, yeah?
12:59Right?
13:02And she's not going to tell your mum.
13:04She still is just between us.
13:06I told her I only didn't give new clothes for the baby
13:08and I didn't know what I was wrong with the money.
13:10She needs to pay you back now.
13:11As if.
13:12I don't want your money.
13:14Look, Bailey and you're out of trouble,
13:15it's what big sisters are for.
13:19Right, I'd better go.
13:20But I said I'd give mum a break
13:22from the screaming ball of flesh.
13:27It's what big sisters are for, yeah?
13:30But it does get better.
13:32I'm it.
13:35I just don't want to forget him.
13:36As if you are ever going to forget that.
13:39Look, I won't let you for a start.
13:42Lily, if you ever need anything else,
13:46you only have to ask.
13:47OK.
14:03Hi.
14:05What's this?
14:05A welcoming committee?
14:07We've got the red carpet.
14:09Hey, can you get the cab?
14:10I've only got you a rose.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Have a good time, mum?
14:13What, three weeks away from here in the sunshine
14:16drinking spicy margaritas?
14:17Yeah, you'd better have had a good time.
14:19Well, come on then.
14:20Get your mum's bags.
14:21No, shut down, there's you get your free ones.
14:23Can't be a bit old to eat, met Holland.
14:24Er, absolutely not.
14:26You've got aftershave, chocolate,
14:28and three bottles of a Reuben.
14:30Mum, you're going to share the letter, mind?
14:32Well, come on, boys.
14:34Kettle's on.
14:34Let's go.
14:35Go on, then, muscles.
14:36Hey, Jim's playing up, isn't it?
14:37Oh, shut up, Harry.
14:39At the gym?
14:40Oh, God, you'll have him eating steamed chicken
14:42and broccoli next.
14:44As if I'd train with him.
14:45No, I'll go with that.
14:46He knows his stuff.
14:57Bit of fresh air would be good for you.
15:00Blue window.
15:03Well, er, we'll see if George is free.
15:05No, I'd own for a spa.
15:07I said no.
15:08You were doing so well.
15:13I thought you'd turn the corner.
15:14I just, I just want to, er,
15:17I just want a bit of time to myself.
15:18I just, I've still got half of these to get through.
15:22I'll just drop it here, yeah?
15:29I've got to get to work.
15:30Er, see you later.
15:33Yeah.
15:34See you later.
15:34See you later.
15:38Sorry I'm late.
15:40I was, er, just catching up with Lily.
15:42Huh.
15:43Is that Uncle Billy?
15:45Mm.
15:48Another one she'll never get to meet.
15:52Come on.
15:53Out with it.
15:55Flicking through old photo albums hardly screams,
15:57I'm in a good place.
16:01You love it, don't you?
16:03Backpacking.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Yeah, best thing I've ever done.
16:07Why?
16:09Terry.
16:11He's asked me to go with him for a few months.
16:13You as well.
16:14Are you serious?
16:16Well, you hardly know him.
16:19I know, but he is still my dad, Bex.
16:21And what if it's fate?
16:23After everything that's happened,
16:24he shows up, right place, right time.
16:26Both of my girls, together in Bali.
16:30Bali?
16:31Yeah.
16:32What's wrong with that?
16:34Best place I've ever been by far.
16:36I was planning on going back.
16:38I told you.
16:40Fate.
16:41And he's offered to cover all the costs.
16:43Just think about it.
16:45No more hostels.
16:47No more slamming it.
16:48And if things go wrong, you know,
16:50we can just go our own way.
16:52Take our own path.
16:53Or just come back here.
16:56So if I say yes,
16:57if we...
16:58if we really do this,
17:01there is just one problem.
17:04Bianca.
17:08Yeah.
17:13I thought I was opening up.
17:27Mr. Leeson?
17:30Walford Videos.
17:32Oh, it hasn't been a video show for years.
17:35You're lying.
17:36I've got to open up.
17:52I'm already dead.
17:53Nigel?
17:54What's the matter?
17:57They changed it.
17:59They changed it without telling me.
18:01What have they changed?
18:06The video show?
18:08Why is everyone acting like this is totally normal?
18:12Shall we go home?
18:15Yeah?
18:15Back to Pearl.
18:17I walk with you.
18:19Albert Square, mate.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Um, yeah, you know what?
18:23I'm sure it is a lovely area,
18:25but I'm not sure I want it left unattended
18:27for a couple of weeks,
18:28you know what I mean?
18:29Yeah.
18:30Alright.
18:30Look, look, look,
18:31I'll call you back.
18:33Alright.
18:34See ya.
18:35Sorry about that.
18:36It's alright.
18:38Sounded serious.
18:39Oh, no, just rip the fish.
18:41It's the fellow who's shipping this out to Bali for me.
18:44He says he can't get it picked up
18:46for a couple of weeks, though.
18:47Oh.
18:48It's a shame, really,
18:49that it couldn't go down to the Docklands
18:51and you could set off to Bali from there.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Yeah, it'd save on the, uh, carbon footprint.
18:55You know, four of us on a nine-hour flight.
18:57True.
19:01Look, is that a yes?
19:03Are you coming?
19:05Yeah, I don't know how long for, yeah?
19:07So we'll just see how it goes.
19:08But, yeah, we're all on board.
19:09You won't regret this, I promise you.
19:12This is all I've ever wanted.
19:13A family around me.
19:15My own...
19:15My own flesh and blood.
19:20Right, uh,
19:22Well, I'd better get packing.
19:24Yeah, I'd better book you some tickets.
19:26Business car's probably out of the question,
19:28but, um,
19:28but they're nothing less than,
19:29than the economy pass.
19:40Bianca, where are you?
19:42When you get this, come home, yeah?
19:45There's something I need to tell you.
19:46There's something I need to tell you.
19:57Ivani?
19:59Can you come here, please?
20:05I haven't boxed, if that's what you're thinking.
20:08Let me see your eyes.
20:09Not red.
20:15Look, if this is going to be a speech
20:16about how it's a gateway drug,
20:18can you save it?
20:19I had a couple zoos, it's not that deep.
20:21Can you just sit down, please?
20:28We've been talking to Amy's dad
20:29about Wapenshire
20:32and the complaint I made.
20:34What, let me guess.
20:36They were just doing their job?
20:38See, what's the point?
20:40There's one last thing we can do.
20:42Take things further.
20:44Say what happened to you
20:46from your perspective.
20:48Describe exactly what you went through.
20:51How you were feeling.
20:52How you're still feeling.
20:54You're joking, right?
20:55This could really change things, Ivani.
20:59Make sure it doesn't happen again.
21:01It doesn't matter, though, Mum.
21:03It's already happened.
21:06Nothing's going to change that.
21:16I ordered for you.
21:17I hope you don't mind.
21:18I know what you like.
21:19Oh, you didn't have to do that.
21:21If I can't get my sister a takeaway
21:22every now and then
21:23from a place with a one-star hygiene rating.
21:26Come on.
21:27You know I'm skint.
21:28I'll put it on a plate, make it look nice.
21:32There's something I need to talk to you about.
21:35Listen.
21:37It's about Terry.
21:40I know he's your dad.
21:41And
21:42I shouldn't have stuck me or in.
21:46What's up my place?
21:48You've changed your tune.
21:49Oh.
21:51I don't mind admitting I'm wrong
21:52every now and then.
21:53All right.
21:57Cut out a word.
21:59You look at my dad.
22:02David's David.
22:04Has he changed over the years?
22:07Who knows?
22:08Maybe Terry's done the same.
22:11Well, maybe this won't be as hard to swallow as I thought.
22:14Oh, I know it's cheap.
22:15I'm sure it'll be all right.
22:16No, I don't mean the food.
22:17Terry's asked me,
22:21Bex and the baby
22:21to go to Bali for a few months
22:23and I've said yes.
22:29Have you now?
22:30I know it's a big call
22:34and I know everyone's going to think I'm mad
22:36but, you know,
22:37but, you know, I just want to get away from
22:38Walford for a little while
22:39and let the dust settle, you know?
22:45You're a golden ticket, I see.
22:47I get it.
22:52You do?
22:54Yeah.
22:56I mean, if David came along tomorrow
22:58and offered to whisk me off my feet for a long holiday,
23:04I'd jump at the chance.
23:05You do, yeah.
23:14So,
23:15I mean, you're going then?
23:17I'll have to take you out of shoplifting when we're again,
23:19won't I,
23:20and get you a few bits.
23:22Don't think you've got anything in that wardrobe for backpacking.
23:26We'll leave him tomorrow.
23:28He's booking the flights as we speak.
23:35Wow.
23:38Well, that's...
23:40That's great.
23:43This is like the last supper.
23:59There we go.
24:01Oh.
24:01Two sugars, nice and strong.
24:05Seriously,
24:07I'm fine now.
24:10Last time I lived around here,
24:12it was a video rental.
24:13I used to manage it.
24:15Oh.
24:16Don't really need them anymore, do we?
24:18What, with live streaming?
24:19I used to love working in that shop.
24:21My little sanctuary.
24:23Of course, we stopped all the blockbusters,
24:25you know, all the mainstream rubbish,
24:27but horror.
24:29That was my thing.
24:30Oh.
24:31Proper niche one, so,
24:33you know,
24:34films that are actually scary.
24:37Not just jump scares and gore.
24:39I can watch them if I'm with somebody, but I won't...
24:42And we had foreign films.
24:45Not as popular, but still market.
24:47That's where I met Julie.
24:52She was in her French cinema.
24:56Maybe she'll come in soon for another one.
25:00Oh, yeah.
25:02Four word, voices.
25:03Oh, Phil, this is, uh...
25:05Sorry, you did tell me.
25:06Yeah, it's all right, mate.
25:07I know, I know, I know she is.
25:08Oh, Phil, yeah.
25:09Um, I found him on Turpin Road,
25:12a little bit confused.
25:13Yeah, he's, uh...
25:15He's been through a lot lately, but, uh...
25:17Well, he'll be fine.
25:19Are you sure he said...
25:20I said he'll be fine.
25:21Jane, no, I just, uh...
25:23But thanks, thanks for bringing him on.
25:26Okay, right.
25:27Well, I'll be on my way.
25:29Maybe see you around.
25:31All right, yeah, see you.
25:31Uh, sorry.
25:49I take it she's given you the good news?
25:52Listen, I'd offer to buy you a ticket,
25:53but the, uh, the budget only stretched to flesh and blood.
25:57I'll tell you what,
25:58I'll get her to send you some postcards.
26:00You know, easy to get, innit?
26:01Out of sight, out of mind.
26:03You might think you can pull the wool over her eyes,
26:06but you don't fool me.
26:08It doesn't matter, does it?
26:09She's made her choice.
26:14Oh, that's the big plan, is it?
26:16Get the old battle axe involved.
26:18Bother you, does it, eh?
26:19Someone who knows the real you.
26:21Someone who can see your true colours.
26:23The woman?
26:24She doesn't even see her own lot.
26:26Yeah, Sonia told me about it all.
26:27What was it?
26:28Four kids from four different dads,
26:30and I'm the bad guy.
26:31Watch it, Terry.
26:32Although, it appears that the apple
26:33doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?
26:35Sonia said you've got four of your own.
26:37They've all left home, and I don't blame them.
26:41Listen, listen.
26:41You always were a gobby little bit.
26:45Yes.
26:45Always crying till you got your own way.
26:50A woman like you needs a good slap
26:53just to keep them in check.
26:55Now, listen.
26:56I've waited a long, long time for this,
26:59and I'm not going to let you ruin it, OK?
27:01So you just steer clear of us, understand?
27:03Oh, boy.
27:05Oh, boy.
27:06Oh, boy.
27:07You