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00:16:35It's only my second day and I already have a project
00:16:39Thanks
00:16:42Remember, whosoever out there may not want to be interrupted
00:16:49Don't worry Dorfus, you can count on me
00:16:53He's such a punis
00:16:58Yeah, punis?
00:17:05Oh, that was great
00:17:22Yeah, let's do it again
00:17:23This time let's put on our snorkels
00:17:25Holy cow
00:17:26Whoa
00:17:30Isn't that Eugene?
00:17:46Hi guys
00:17:47So what do you want to talk about?
00:17:51Well, I heard what you guys did to my new employee yesterday
00:17:54You should have been there, it was great
00:17:57I would have given anything to have been there
00:17:59I mean, I'm just dying to see what that picture looks like
00:18:03See, we needed a picture of a nerd with his pants down
00:18:06Come on ladies, I just gotta see what my new employee looks like caught in the act
00:18:10Okay, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
00:18:13You know that new special video game you've been wanting to play?
00:18:17You show me the picture and we'll go in there right now and play
00:18:20Strip video?
00:18:22You got it
00:18:22Great legs, Eugene!
00:18:30Come on, let's go
00:18:35Come on, okay
00:18:41You show me the ball to me
00:18:52Babe, I'll set you free
00:18:54You may guide me way too long
00:18:58Oh, damn it!
00:18:59Just open up your mind
00:19:00I'm ready anytime
00:19:02Come on
00:19:02Come on
00:19:04Why don't you play, Jeff?
00:19:08Oh, no, I can't
00:19:09Look, we'll just keep doing what we're doing
00:19:11You know, a piece of your clothing for us
00:19:12A piece of mine
00:19:13It's your turn, Lolo
00:19:15Sit right down
00:19:17Shake it around
00:19:19Shake it around
00:19:21Shake it around
00:19:23Shake it, shake it, baby
00:19:26Sit down
00:19:27How come you never actually play Jeff Barry?
00:19:43Well, it's kind of a long story
00:19:45We've got plenty of time, Jeff
00:19:47Why don't you tell us?
00:19:48I'm gonna have to break this up
00:19:50You know, I mean, I can't leave those two idiots running the arcade alone
00:19:53I've got some work to do, so, can we continue this later, huh?
00:19:58Nothing's going to happen to your precious arcade
00:20:01Yeah, I know, but, you know, I'm responsible for it
00:20:04And they get all those machines going at once, you know
00:20:07There's gonna be some hell to pay out there, boy, oh, boy
00:20:10Stop worrying, Jeff
00:20:12Oh, please
00:20:17Ah, I don't know
00:20:20Shake it around
00:20:34Shake it around
00:20:37hi sh sh sh sh sh sh sh
00:20:38Shake it around
00:20:40You know what I mean
00:20:41I mean, like the people
00:20:42Ok, ragazzi, ho bisogno.
00:20:56Oh, my God.
00:20:58Come on, we've got to get out of here.
00:21:04Oh, my God, I was afraid of this.
00:21:06We're trapped, we're trapped, we're going to die.
00:21:12Oh, my God, we're trapped, we're trapped.
00:21:15Oh, my God!
00:21:17Shake it around, shake it around.
00:21:22Oh, my God!
00:21:25Oh, my God!
00:21:27My God!
00:21:29My God!
00:21:33Baby, I came here because I thought I might be able to reason with you,
00:21:36I should have known better.
00:21:37This place deserves to be shut down. Patsy, come on in.
00:21:39Ok, donne, non sottotono, perché non mi puoi così muover.
00:21:42Shut up!
00:21:43Get out of my way, you brats!
00:21:46Move it!
00:21:48Sì, I don't wanna talk about it, young lady.
00:21:50One way or the other, I'm gonna close that place down.
00:21:53God, Daddy, it's like you are so edged, you are turning totally edged.
00:21:56If you would, like, listen to me ogni tanto,
00:21:58I could explain to you that Geoff Bailey is like a totally bitching god.
00:22:02And I want you to totally...
00:22:03Alla, look.
00:22:03Gettin' crisp bows!
00:22:05Look, young lady, you're not too old to tan anymore.
00:22:07e non parlare con i miei cousins in questo modo.
00:22:09Get in the car.
00:22:14Ma cosa vuoi?
00:22:15Cosa vuoi fare?
00:22:16Non ti voglio fare nulla.
00:22:22Non preoccupare, Max.
00:22:24Ho un'idea.
00:22:25Grazie.
00:22:26Ho un'idea.
00:22:27Cosa vuoi fare?
00:22:37Max, tagliate.
00:22:40Non, se è troppo, posso riuscire.
00:22:45La tua mascara è buona.
00:22:47Non ti chiede così?
00:22:49Max, tu sembra bella.
00:22:50Non preoccupare.
00:22:51Cosa?
00:22:52Cosa?
00:22:53Ok, ok.
00:22:54Ok, ok.
00:22:55No, non sei un bambino.
00:22:57Ma non preoccupare.
00:22:58Max,
00:22:59abbiamo bisogno di fare come questi
00:23:00videogame giocatori,
00:23:01così possiamo andare a vedere il posto
00:23:02e non lo vedremo.
00:23:03Ok.
00:23:04Max, hai capito?
00:23:05Uh-huh.
00:23:06Hai capito?
00:23:07It's Maxine.
00:23:09I'm going to let you out.
00:23:10Do you promise?
00:23:11Come on.
00:23:13Man, I love wheels.
00:23:15I want to get me some wheels.
00:23:19Wait.
00:23:21Stop.
00:23:25I'll let go.
00:23:26I love cars.
00:23:28I love cars.
00:23:29I love cars.
00:23:31Can I love cars?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34Has anyone ever told you?
00:23:37You got great legs.
00:23:38Not in years.
00:23:39Come here.
00:23:40Sì, sì.
00:23:42Come in.
00:23:44Ok.
00:23:46You're definitely a video, dear.
00:23:50Oh, thank you.
00:23:52Love, man.
00:23:54It's love. It's cool.
00:23:56It's groovy.
00:23:58It's peace.
00:24:00Come on, Max.
00:24:02Maxine, let's go inside.
00:24:04Maxine!
00:24:06Oh, yeah.
00:24:08Come on, Maxine, let's go inside.
00:24:10Wait. Don't leave me like this.
00:24:14Oh, what an animal.
00:24:20No battle zones.
00:24:22Eight hours in our peace, brother.
00:24:26What's this, a car?
00:24:28Oh, I want to play this.
00:24:30Oh, looking good, mama.
00:24:32Is there something you want?
00:24:34Yeah, I'd like to play this game.
00:24:36No, I don't think so.
00:24:38See, no girl's allowed to play my machine.
00:24:40Not really.
00:24:42Sorry, Maxine.
00:24:44I'm gonna play.
00:24:46No, I don't think so.
00:24:48See, no guy with ugly chick gets to play my machine.
00:24:52Besides, man, it's busy.
00:24:54I'm only gonna be a minute.
00:24:56I love to really get behind the wheel.
00:24:58I drive for a living.
00:24:59Trucks, cars, you name it.
00:25:00It's a cinch.
00:25:01Yeah, it looks like it.
00:25:02Your old lady looks like she's been in plenty of accidents.
00:25:05But I don't think you understand.
00:25:07It's my turn.
00:25:09Oh, I get you.
00:25:11Then it's my turn.
00:25:12No, man.
00:25:14You still don't give me.
00:25:18He's next.
00:25:19I think he's trying to tell you the game's tied up.
00:25:25Yeah, you get the prize.
00:25:27Give him the flower, Maxine.
00:25:30Spread your love over to that side.
00:25:33Peace.
00:25:34And I'll spread my love over on this side.
00:25:36Peace.
00:25:37Groovy.
00:25:38Groovy.
00:25:39Love, sisters.
00:25:40Hey, Arnie, look.
00:25:41It's a Ms. Pac-Man.
00:25:42And she looks just like me.
00:25:43I bet you've got anything else.
00:25:44Hey, Arnie, you don't wear more makeup.
00:25:45Forget it.
00:25:46I gotta figure it out.
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:48I know how to make Uncle Joseph real proud.
00:25:50You do?
00:25:51Wow, wow.
00:25:52You ready?
00:25:53Yeah.
00:25:54You listening?
00:25:55Uh-huh.
00:25:56I got to figure it out.
00:25:57I got to figure it out.
00:25:58Yeah.
00:25:59I know how to make Uncle Joseph real proud.
00:26:01You do?
00:26:02Wow, wow.
00:26:03You ready?
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:05You listening?
00:26:06Uh-huh.
00:26:07There's no security around here.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:11So?
00:26:12Yeah?
00:26:13But we can empty this joint tonight.
00:26:14We'll bust in here and take every machine.
00:26:16Yeah, but if you take out all the games, how's anybody gonna play?
00:26:20Cousin Max, you are brilliant.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:24And so is old Arnie.
00:26:25Great.
00:26:26Let's go.
00:26:27Let's go.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:29And they said they were gonna steal all the video games and they said they were gonna do it tonight.
00:26:44Jeff, we gotta call the police.
00:26:45No.
00:26:46Not while my grandfather's out of town.
00:26:47I don't want the police to know anything about this, but I got an idea.
00:26:49Here's the place.
00:26:50Okay, Eugene, you ready?
00:26:51Ready?
00:26:52Ready for what?
00:26:53Come on, we're gonna save Jeff.
00:26:54I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:26:55I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:26:56I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:26:57I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:26:58I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:26:59I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:27:00I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:27:01I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:27:02I'm gonna save Jeff.
00:27:03Wait a minute.
00:27:04My little animal.
00:27:05And they said they were gonna steal all the video games and they said they were gonna do it tonight.
00:27:08Jeff, we gotta call the police.
00:27:09No.
00:27:10Not while my grandfather's out of town.
00:27:11I don't want the police to know anything about this.
00:27:13But I got an idea.
00:27:14Here's the place.
00:27:15For what?
00:27:16Come on, we're gonna save Jeff.
00:27:29Oh.
00:27:30Shh.
00:27:31Sorry, Dorfo.
00:27:32Just a little further.
00:27:33Straight back.
00:27:34Keep going.
00:27:35Keep going.
00:27:36Keep going.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39Keep going.
00:27:40That's good.
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44Listen Dorfus.
00:27:45Let's just go back to the arcade.
00:27:46No.
00:27:47I'll make you some hot dogs.
00:27:48No.
00:27:49Hot dogs and chili.
00:27:50Would you get up there so we can get some shit on the sweater guy?
00:27:51So leave the arcade alone?
00:27:52Come on.
00:27:53Don't go.
00:27:54Just get up there.
00:27:55Don't go.
00:27:56Just get up there.
00:27:57Don't go.
00:27:58Just get up there.
00:27:59Don't go.
00:28:00Just get up there.
00:28:01Don't go.
00:28:02Just get up there.
00:28:03Don't go.
00:28:04Just get up there.
00:28:05Please.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Oh no.
00:28:08Help me.
00:28:09Help me.
00:28:10Help me.
00:28:13Help.
00:28:19Oh no.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:21Help.
00:28:22Ohентz.
00:28:23Shh.
00:28:24Shh.
00:28:25Shh.
00:28:26Shh.
00:28:28Shh.
00:28:29No!
00:28:31Sì!
00:28:34Sì!
00:28:37Sì!
00:28:51Sì!
00:28:55Sì, che stai!
00:28:59Sì!
00:29:05Oh, Eugene, this is your chance to pop your cork.
00:29:11Oh, God, Dorfus, don't be a joke.
00:29:16Dorfus, she won't let go.
00:29:19Oh, it's nature telling you it's time for you to get laid.
00:29:23No, no, not like this. Dorfus, come on, help me, please, help.
00:29:27Help you? Come on, quit fighting it, Eugene.
00:29:30This is bigger than one of us.
00:29:34Baby, it's been so long.
00:29:40Dorfus, help me.
00:29:43Come on, Eugene.
00:29:45Assert your manhood.
00:29:46Help!
00:29:49Help!
00:29:59Dorfus!
00:30:08Dorfus!
00:30:09Oh, shit!
00:30:10Watch it, baby, watch your hands.
00:30:19Jane!
00:30:20Run her!
00:30:21Shit!
00:30:27Hey, ah!
00:30:28Good, okay.
00:30:38Hey, Arnie, you think Uncle Joseph with us keep one of these machines for the dam?
00:30:46Sì, ok, bene.
00:30:51Arnie, pensi che il gioco con il gioco dei macchini per il gioco?
00:30:56Credo che dovremmo mettere una macchina
00:31:00all'inizio sul sul del gioco in il gioco.
00:31:02Prima, No. 1?
00:31:08Ok, No. 1, go.
00:31:11I pensi che il gioco il gioco il gioco.
00:31:14Ok, ok, ok, ok.
00:31:30Give me some cover, Vivian.
00:31:32Give me some covers, Vivian.
00:31:35Come on, baby. Don't stop now.
00:31:39Go back to sleep, Vivian. You're having a dream.
00:31:45Oh, no, no, big boy. I was just getting started.
00:31:49Take another pill, huh?
00:31:51No, no, no, stop.
00:32:03It's not.
00:32:13All that, Vivian.
00:32:15Did I tell you to talk to Dr. Michelson about that?
00:32:17Non c'è qualcosa di fatto?
00:32:32Oh no.
00:32:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:34Now, do you understand?
00:33:37Hey, what are you cracking?
00:33:37Why are you shouting?
00:33:38Shouting?
00:33:39Am I shouting, Mr. Rudder, down here at the front porch?
00:33:43No, I'm not shouting.
00:33:45I just want my friends.
00:33:47I want all my friends to know that it's safe if they act now.
00:33:54What's happened, Max?
00:33:57How much gas did you put in here?
00:33:58I put in a dollar's worth.
00:33:59Sì, questo è un moped?
00:34:01No, è tutto l'abbiamo.
00:34:03Ci sono solo due mesi.
00:34:05Ora devi prendere il gas.
00:34:07No, tu prendere il gas.
00:34:09No, tu prendere il gas, tu prendere il gas.
00:34:11No, tu prendere il gas.
00:34:12No, tu prendere il gas.
00:34:13Tu prendere il gas.
00:34:14Tu prendere il gas.
00:34:15No, tutti prendere il gas.
00:34:17Ok.
00:34:24No, i ragazzi, i ragazzi sono tornati.
00:34:27No, tu prendere il gas.
00:34:29Tu prendere il gas.
00:34:31Oh, questo è necessario.
00:34:33Oh, la mia voce.
00:34:35Oh, la mia voce.
00:34:37Oh, no.
00:34:43Oh, no.
00:34:45Oh, no.
00:34:57Onse.
00:34:59Eugenio e per iサi?
00:35:01Oh.
00:35:03Ernesto, tu non c'è il gas.
00:35:05Ma andre, prima di tutto a tutti.
00:35:06Non omm Mari ci sono, ragazzi Google.
00:35:09Ho abbiamo avuto.
00:35:10È un problema.
00:35:11È un problema.
00:35:13È un problema.
00:35:14È un problema di noi.
00:35:15Estò un problema di noi.
00:35:16È un problema di cui,
00:35:17ci sono un problema di lui.
00:35:18È un problema di lui.
00:35:20È un problema di lui.
00:35:22Hey guys, we did it. We did it.
00:35:26Ok, we'll finish this up, and then I am throwing a party.
00:35:29I mean, a private party. Private party, all the tokens are on the house.
00:35:34Hey, I'm gonna bring an old lady.
00:35:35Yeah, great idea, man. Hey, get all the girls down here.
00:35:38Hey, I got it. Tell them to come as they are.
00:35:41I love PJs, you know, the frills and the laces.
00:35:45All right, hooray. All right, let's go, guys.
00:35:48I wasn't given much of a start-off in life as a child.
00:35:53At least, what I can remember of my childhood.
00:35:59I can't go on like this.
00:36:09This is happening all so fast.
00:36:12I don't even know how to hear me.
00:36:14Mr. Runner, I was so young then.
00:36:17Hey buddy, it's after 2 in the morning.
00:36:18I really don't care about your problems.
00:36:20But wait, wait, wait.
00:36:21It's about the arcade.
00:36:23I thought it might be.
00:36:25What about the video arcade?
00:36:27Mr. Runner, it's just that I think you're all wrong about the arcade.
00:36:32It's a great place for boys and girls to have a good time.
00:36:38Why, all kids need somewhere they can have a good time.
00:36:41And in having a good time, they'd be somewhere like Eugene.
00:36:47He's been somewhere.
00:36:48He's now here.
00:36:49And...
00:36:51Hi.
00:36:52He works the arcade, don't you?
00:36:54Yes, I do.
00:36:55Tell him about it.
00:36:56I enjoy my work there very much.
00:36:58It's a wonderful place to work.
00:37:00That's enough, Eugene.
00:37:02What's that?
00:37:04Mel?
00:37:05Max?
00:37:06Marty?
00:37:07What is that?
00:37:08Hey, come on.
00:37:09Let's go somewhere.
00:37:10Hey, look.
00:37:11You're gonna love it.
00:37:12Plank, you're gonna wake up all the neighbors.
00:37:13We stole all the video games.
00:37:14Stole what?
00:37:15Could we keep one for the den?
00:37:16Have one for the...
00:37:17Here's a receipt for the truck rental Uncle Joe.
00:37:36Receipt for what?
00:37:38Just while you see it!
00:37:39Say what?
00:37:40Hey, Arnie, what happened?
00:37:44Eh, Arnie, cosa succede?
00:38:02Hey, Candy, Candy, you look great.
00:38:05Hi, Champ. Hi, Candy.
00:38:08Do you want to play Pac-Man?
00:38:11Maybe later, maybe later.
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:26Hey, Vidiot.
00:38:28Vid?
00:38:29Hey.
00:38:30I see the gang's all here, huh?
00:38:32Hey, what's the idea of opening up and not alerting the Vidiot?
00:38:36We see we're not open.
00:38:38We took care of a little business and now we're celebrating.
00:38:41We're going to have to leave because this party is private.
00:38:44Well, why can't we stay?
00:38:45I told you, we're not open.
00:38:47Well, uh, I'll tell you what.
00:38:50How about if we play for it? You against me.
00:38:52And if I win, we stay. If you win, we leave.
00:38:55You know I never play these games.
00:38:57I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
00:39:00You pick your best player. Him against me.
00:39:02If he wins, no problems. I leave.
00:39:04You got a game.
00:39:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:39:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:39:40Come on, come on, players, in position, ready to start game.
00:39:45Tokens, please.
00:39:47Ready? Start game!
00:40:05Ok, Dorfus, come on, let's go, Dorfus.
00:40:08Dorfus, what are you doing?
00:40:08It's time to play, come on.
00:40:10Dorfus, come on, eat the hot dog right now and start it, ok, come on, Dorfus, come on, play the game, Dorfus.
00:40:18Dorfus, play the game.
00:40:20Play the game, Dorfus.
00:40:22Come on, God, come, Dorfus, watch out!
00:40:24You're about to be hit, Dorfus.
00:40:26Dorfus, come on, here's your second man, now, come on.
00:40:30Dorfus, Dorfus, play the game.
00:40:34You're down to your last man, Dorfus.
00:40:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:40:38What is this, Dorfus?
00:40:40Pick it up, what?
00:40:42We're gonna do this, come on, we gotta win.
00:40:44Come on, Dorfus, get going.
00:40:46Oh, yeah.
00:40:52This is great, this is great.
00:40:54Dorfus, what are you doing?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:01You're down to your last man, Dorfus!
00:41:04No, Dorfus, there's only one man. What are you doing, Dorfus?
00:41:07Dorfus, come on, there's only one left. Come on!
00:41:10What's he doing?
00:41:12Too bad, Dorfus, too bad!
00:41:17I lost my candy bar.
00:41:19Oh, there's a man!
00:41:21It's a man!
00:41:23I lost my candy bar.
00:41:25You're a bitch!
00:41:30Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:41:37Go, Dorfus, man!
00:41:40Go, go, go, go!
00:41:42Go, go, go!
00:41:44Get back!
00:41:46Go, Dorfus!
00:41:48No, no, no!
00:41:50No, no, no!
00:42:00Go!
00:42:02What's that?
00:42:04Get him on!
00:42:06No!
00:42:10Come on, no!
00:42:12Topic, torti!
00:42:18Sì, sì, sì!
00:42:22Voi! Voi! Voi!
00:42:25Voi!
00:42:33Torfus, vieni!
00:42:35Torfus, stop!
00:42:38Torfus, è solo un gioco!
00:42:40No, non, non è solo un gioco.
00:42:43Torfus, giocare video game è come come, ori ori,
00:42:47che ci sono sempre ottenuti,
00:42:49ci ci si prendiamo e non ci stiamo.
00:42:51Tu non capisci che per il gioco,
00:42:53vorrei sapere che per il gioco,
00:42:55per il gioco, per il gioco,
00:42:57per il sangra di sangra,
00:42:59e la sangra di sangra,
00:43:01e l'acqua di sangra.
00:43:07Tu sei giusto, Gideon!
00:43:09Tu stai senti in un'asciutto!
00:43:11You have just witnessed a true champion.
00:43:21Sorry you lost, but maybe she color you hair.
00:43:25Hey, hey, look, idiot, you can stay, but no trouble, promise?
00:43:29Hey, man, a idiot never promises nothing to no one!
00:43:41Patsy, I thought I told you you couldn't come here anymore.
00:43:51Yeah, but Dottie, that was like to the video arcade, this isn't a video arcade, it's like a party in the middle of the night at the video arcade, so this is like just part of the atmosphere.
00:43:58Bailey, you're going too far this time. You have no right to keep this business open this late at night.
00:44:04We are not open for business, Rudder, this is a private party.
00:44:08Yeah, Dottie, and no offense, but you weren't on the invite list of the way room.
00:44:13Look, you're taking blatant advantage of these minors. I mean, look around how these young girls are dressed.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, and I know each and every one personally, so if you're interested, let me know which one of them.
00:44:23Pitch up with them.
00:44:24Look, I've had just about enough of you for one night, young man.
00:44:26I want you out of here, Rudder. This is a private gathering.
00:44:29I'm leaving.
00:44:30But you haven't heard the last of me yet.
00:44:33It's a stupid idea about stealing those games and renting a truck.
00:44:38Stupid.
00:44:39Shut up, Max.
00:44:40Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:44:42Shut up.
00:44:51Come in.
00:44:52I want you two to arrange a spontaneous public demonstration outside this arcade tomorrow afternoon.
00:45:03That's a good idea, Uncle Joseph.
00:45:05Yeah, well, I'll screw this one up.
00:45:06Uncle Joseph, that reminds me. We screwed it up with the truck tonight, and we're gonna pick up the tab.
00:45:12I got the receipt right here, so don't worry. We're gonna take care of it personally.
00:45:17This is Alexis Wheeler speaking to you live from Bailey's Video Arcade.
00:45:22We're in the middle of a spontaneous demonstration to close down the arcade.
00:45:26We have a special interview for you with this gentleman over here.
00:45:30Oh, excuse me.
00:45:32Your name, sir?
00:45:33Uh, Joseph Rudder. Rudder Enterprises right here in River City.
00:45:36Mr. Rudder, do you have anything to do with this demonstration?
00:45:39Well, no, ma'am. I came here as a shocked parent, a concerned parent who cares very deeply about all the children of this community.
00:45:45You know, what takes place here, day after day, stands as a testament to the rotting moral decay of our society.
00:45:53Rudder was determined to close us down from the moment he walked into this place.
00:45:57The man's a driven asshole.
00:45:59No, no, you don't see what I mean. He was there when Alvin and Lola ran out with their tops off.
00:46:04He thinks we're running a bordello.
00:46:06Bordello?
00:46:07Yes, you should have seen my expression on the druggist's face when I picked up these slides this morning.
00:46:12Look at this one.
00:46:13What do you get there?
00:46:14And so, at the video arcade, with one very angry and frustrated parent.
00:46:18This is Alexis Wheeler, Channel 6, Up to the Minute News.
00:46:21Oh, I got an idea. Alexis!
00:46:26This is Alexis Wheeler speaking to you poolside at the home of Mr. Joseph Rudder, who is conducting the campaign in this city to close down the video arcade.
00:46:34Mr. Rudder, thank you for allowing us into your home. Could you reiterate to our audience what it is you plan to accomplish?
00:46:40Now, we have a contingency of parents demonstrating in front of the arcade now, and we will continue to do so until Mayor Neville calls a special meeting of the city council to discuss this issue specifically.
00:46:50And it has to be done soon before any more harm to our children is done.
00:46:53Have you, in fact, ever gone to the video arcade?
00:46:56Haven't I made myself clear, lady? That damn video arcade is nothing but a breeding ground for decadent and anti-social behavior.
00:47:03That's interesting, Mr. Rudder. Speaking of anti-social behavior, I have photographic evidence of you at the arcade with two semi-nude girls in your arms.
00:47:12What is this? Is this a set-up or something? I mean, what do you think you are? Mike Wallace or Howard Goodsell or something, huh?
00:47:18Are you aware of the photograph of which I speak?
00:47:21I have no idea of what you are talking about. Do you have that photograph with you?
00:47:25No.
00:47:26Oh, sure.
00:47:27But I do know where it can be found.
00:47:29Yeah, well, this is the worst example of shoddy journalism I have ever seen.
00:47:32Well, I don't know. I thought it was a pretty good example of shoddy journalism.
00:47:35No further comment, thank you.
00:47:37No, Mr. Rudder, we're not quite through. We have a few more questions. We have just a few more questions.
00:47:43Uncle Joseph says it's over. It's over.
00:47:46All we have to do now is wait for his call. We got him this time.
00:47:59Hey, I thought you said you were coming along.
00:48:01These guys don't count. You got the photographs like we agreed?
00:48:04Yeah, but there's something I want you to understand, brother.
00:48:07Two things. I want the photo and I want you to tell that lady journalist that photo was a phony.
00:48:10You can have it, but you got to promise that you'll leave this arcade alone and that you'll drop those stupid charges.
00:48:16I promised you that on the phone, didn't I? Now, where's the photo?
00:48:19It's right over here behind the ball.
00:48:21Hey, hey, these guys are a little impatient, aren't they?
00:48:24Well, I want that photograph.
00:48:28Okay, now here's what you're looking for, but first I want you to sign a simple agreement.
00:48:33Here, it's nothing complicated. Just simply reaffirms our understanding.
00:48:37I gave you my word.
00:48:40I'm sorry, Rudder, but that's just not quite good enough.
00:48:43You got the photograph?
00:48:49Fine, let's go.
00:48:52Hold on!
00:48:58Let's go.
00:49:08Excuse me. Excuse me, all demonstrators.
00:49:10If you come up here and turn in your picket signs, you'll get one free token.
00:49:14That's right. Right up here by the snack bar. Come on.
00:49:16Close the arcade! Close the arcade!
00:49:25What's going on here? Where are the demonstrators?
00:49:28It's not our fault, Uncle Joseph.
00:49:29Yeah, Uncle Joseph.
00:49:31We've been outsmarted.
00:49:33This is our place.
00:49:34What are all these old dudes doing here hanging out, taking up all our games?
00:49:38This place is open to the public.
00:49:41I can't determine who comes in here and plays these games.
00:49:46Why could you let this happen?
00:49:47Oh, man, you sold out. You really sold out to the max, man.
00:49:51Okay, vidiot, out of here right now.
00:49:53Hey, you don't have to tell us to leave. We're on our way out of here anyway.
00:49:56We don't want to hang in your crummy joint. Hey!
00:49:59Come on!
00:50:01Come on!
00:50:11Excuse me!
00:50:12Yeah, what do you want?
00:50:13Uh, could you take me to your leader?
00:50:18The name's King Vidiot.
00:50:20These are my subjects.
00:50:21Hey, uh...
00:50:22You got a sister? Me? No. No, I...
00:50:25It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Vidiot. My card.
00:50:27Not impressed.
00:50:29Well, that's too bad, because I think we're on the same side.
00:50:33However, if you decide you need help with our young friend, Mr. Bailey in there, give me a call.
00:50:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:50:41You said you wanted to talk.
00:50:42I'm in my office.
00:50:43I don't like offices.
00:50:44Why didn't you use a door?
00:50:45I don't like doors.
00:50:46Very well, Mr. Vidiot. Have a seat.
00:50:48I don't like seats.
00:50:49And that's another thing.
00:50:50The name is King Vidiot.
00:50:52I'm in my office.
00:50:53I don't like offices.
00:50:54Why don't you use a door?
00:50:55I don't like doors.
00:50:56Very well, Mr. Vidiot. Have a seat.
00:50:58I don't like seats.
00:50:59And that's another thing.
00:51:01The name is King Vidiot, not Mr. Vidiot.
00:51:11You can call me your highness if you like.
00:51:13You and I have something in common.
00:51:15Do you know what that is?
00:51:20We both like to hang out in public bathrooms.
00:51:22No.
00:51:23We both hate that arcade.
00:51:26Wait a minute, man.
00:51:28I love the arcade.
00:51:30Then let me put it another way.
00:51:31We both hate Jefferson Bailey.
00:51:33And I saw him kick you out of there last night.
00:51:35And if you're half the leader, I think you are.
00:51:37I am half the leader.
00:51:38You think I am.
00:51:39You'd like some revenge?
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:43Revenge.
00:51:44Sure.
00:51:45Revenge.
00:51:46Revenge.
00:51:47Sure.
00:51:48Revenge.
00:51:49Revenge.
00:51:59Revenge.
00:52:01He's sweet.
00:52:05I'll tell you what.
00:52:07You help me force Jefferson Bailey out of business.
00:52:10And I'll buy you your own video game.
00:52:16If you're dying, I'm not going to give you mouth to mouth.
00:52:24You mean my very own machine?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:27Nobody else could touch it?
00:52:28No.
00:52:30What do I got to do?
00:52:31Well, I want a major disturbance at the arcade.
00:52:35Oh, man.
00:52:36We do that all the time.
00:52:37Yeah, but I want a special one.
00:52:38I've got to force the mayor to move.
00:52:40Oh, yeah.
00:52:41Yeah, like, uh, like, uh, uh, uh, breaking some bones.
00:52:47Oh, yeah.
00:52:48Revenge.
00:52:49Oh, man.
00:52:50What if we was to have some wheels?
00:52:58Some wheels?
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:00Wheels.
00:53:02Wheels.
00:53:03Wheels.
00:53:11Yeah.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:18Pull the provost.
00:53:22Yeah!
00:53:23Gilead.
00:53:24Wheel.
00:53:26Wheels.
00:53:29Wheels.
00:53:30Sì!
00:53:45Oh!
00:53:47Oh!
00:53:52Hello, operator?
00:53:53Quick, give me the police!
00:53:54This is an emergency!
00:53:56This is Alexis Wheeler reporting to you from the video arcade
00:53:59where violence has just erupted.
00:54:04Mr. Rudder, were you a witness to what happened here today?
00:54:06I have nothing to say to you.
00:54:08Of course, you're here to apologize for your scurrilous accusations.
00:54:11I have nothing to apologize about.
00:54:13But I will admit that with the violence here today,
00:54:15the mayor is going to really have a problem with everything that's been going on.
00:54:18Mr. Rudder!
00:54:19Thanks for the wheels, man!
00:54:20Hi, Mom.
00:54:22Uh, what did that young man mean?
00:54:24I have no idea.
00:54:25He's just another one of these lunatics from this asylum.
00:54:27What did you start to say about the mayor?
00:54:29I was only suggesting that the mayor will more than likely want to call a meeting
00:54:32to discuss everything that's been going on.
00:54:33You heard it, folks?
00:54:34Straight from Alexis Wheeler.
00:54:35The mayor is calling a special emergency meeting to set this video arcade down.
00:54:38I never said such a thing.
00:54:39Uh, thank you.
00:54:40Give me back my microphone.
00:54:41There will be order in this room.
00:54:48That's better.
00:54:49We'll now proceed with the opening statement, sir.
00:54:52Mr. Rudder.
00:54:53Mr. Mayor.
00:54:54Councilman, concerned parents, children.
00:54:58Uh, Mr. Rudder, would you go ahead?
00:55:17Thank you, uh, Mr. Mayor.
00:55:19As you know, we are here to extinguish the filth and the decadence
00:55:24that is commonly referred to as video game entertainment.
00:55:27Fortunately, here in River City, the problem is isolated, though no less threatening.
00:55:33The trouble right here in River City is Bailey's video arcade.
00:55:37Mr. Bailey, do you care to make some opening remarks?
00:55:48You mean, uh, other than to say that the honorable Mr. Joseph Rudder is full of shit?
00:55:55What's the deal?
00:55:57What are some of the signs of this video madness?
00:56:02What should a concerned parent look for?
00:56:05A large semicircle of calluses here along the ridge between the thumb and the forefinger.
00:56:11One should also look for Pac-Man arthritis or the Blinky syndrome,
00:56:16which manifests itself in the lower forearm and wrist of the playing hand,
00:56:21the hand that holds the, uh, joy stick.
00:56:30Is there anything else you have observed?
00:56:33Germs.
00:56:35Germs, Nurse Tubbett?
00:56:37The kids play with their joy sticks day in and day out,
00:56:40jerking back and forth, sweating on them,
00:56:43and they don't even clean them off when they're through.
00:56:45Their joy sticks are a hotbed of germs.
00:56:49Well, as it turns out, most of my boys are spending all their time at these damn video games.
00:56:58Why, they're addicted to them.
00:57:00It's worse than dope or booze or even women.
00:57:03And it takes their drive away, like self abuse.
00:57:08If you were to summarize the effect the video arcade has had on you,
00:57:13what would you say?
00:57:15Oh, you mean like in, uh, 25 words or less?
00:57:18Uh, the video arcade has made me what I am today.
00:57:25I hope to convey the very specific, easily discernible damages done by the video arcade.
00:57:40I would be remiss in my responsibilities as spokesman for this cause
00:57:44without trying to express to you the frightfully immoral nature of the arcade ambience itself.
00:57:51As soon as you walk through the door,
00:57:53you are hit by the stench of the filth that covers the premises.
00:57:58She's 16, she's beautiful, she's ready for action. What am I feeling?
00:58:03Oh, John, John, my body is mega-entrenched but restless and abandoned to be as one of you.
00:58:09I'm sorry, Patsy, I'm busy.
00:58:11You have to go elsewhere for your sexual gratification.
00:58:14Oh, John, my mind is always so awesome.
00:58:17Go.
00:58:19Oh, baby, baby, baby.
00:58:21Oh, how long is the word?
00:58:35He said 15 minutes, but it's always longer.
00:58:38This is my fourth time today and I'm going to even dozen.
00:58:43Number 69!
00:58:45Number 69!
00:58:48You know the rules, Candy.
00:58:50I do the touching.
00:59:20And so, in conclusion, I hope you can all see the urgent need to close this place down as quickly and as efficiently as possible.
00:59:33Now, I have listened very carefully to Mr. Rudder, as I'm sure most of us have.
00:59:41Now, I would like to tell you the truth, that the video arcade is quite a different place than from what my esteemed opponent has described.
00:59:50Children of all ages are welcome at the video arcade.
00:59:54And now, today, class, we will continue our lesson in computer science.
00:59:58Mr. Bailey, I want you to know that your lessons have been very instrumental in getting me into college.
01:00:04That's right, sir, especially your lessons on your private computer.
01:00:09I like milk.
01:00:10I like milk.
01:00:11It's very nutritious.
01:00:12I'm drinking milk for good.
01:00:13Oh, I'm sorry, Eugene.
01:00:14I accidentally rubbed my breast up against you.
01:00:18No harm done, Candy.
01:00:19I'm in the office.
01:00:20These are excellent hit dogs in bins.
01:00:21The best I've ever had.
01:00:22Thank you, Your Holiness, but it's hot dog and beans.
01:00:23Yes, of course.
01:00:24Yes, of course.
01:00:25Cardinal Dorfus, do you smell something?
01:00:30Why?
01:00:31I like that.
01:00:32I like to say, Dr. Bailey.
01:00:34No harm done, Candy.
01:00:35Oh, I'm sorry, Eugene.
01:00:36I accidentally rubbed my breast up against you.
01:00:39No harm done, Candy.
01:00:40Cardinal Dorfus, these are excellent hit dogs in bins.
01:00:44The best I've ever had.
01:00:45Thank you, Your Holiness, but it's hot dog and beans.
01:00:47Yes, of course.
01:00:48Cardinal Dorfus, do you smell something?
01:00:53Why, no, Your Holiness, I do not.
01:00:56Well, never mind.
01:00:58Remember, Your Holiness, the words of the Apostle Paul.
01:01:02He who smelteth first hath dealteth first.
01:01:05Yes, that is as it should be.
01:01:11I would be wholly remiss in my duties
01:01:14if I didn't call one very special witness to the stand.
01:01:19That is, of course,
01:01:20if I have the approval of Mr. Renner.
01:01:24Free country.
01:01:25Patsy Renner.
01:01:31Now, in your own words,
01:01:32would you please tell the council
01:01:34how you feel about the video arcade?
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:41Like, where are we supposed to go?
01:01:44Sure, there's the Galleria.
01:01:46And there's, like, going to the movies and everything.
01:01:48or going to 7-Eleven after school for stuff.
01:01:51But, like, that's totally it.
01:01:53Jack Bailey's video arcade
01:01:55is the only place to go
01:01:57for good, clean fun.
01:01:59Good, clean fun?
01:02:00My God!
01:02:00I think it's crazy!
01:02:02There's nothing good to clean about this place!
01:02:03It's slime!
01:02:04It's pure unadulterated slime!
01:02:06It's slime!
01:02:07Slime!
01:02:08Slime!
01:02:10What?
01:02:11Well, thank you, Mr. Rudder,
01:02:17for very nicely leading me
01:02:19into my next point
01:02:21about immorality
01:02:22as we see it today.
01:02:24Ladies and gentlemen,
01:02:26as a way of clearing up
01:02:27Mr. Rudder's definition
01:02:29of immoral slime,
01:02:32watch this!
01:02:33Oh, my God!
01:02:45Max, you said you got that photo!
01:02:47I did it!
01:02:47It's right here!
01:02:53May I please have Eugene's photograph?
01:02:55And in conclusion,
01:03:03as for the video arcade
01:03:04being a threat to the community,
01:03:06I'll tell you that
01:03:07until my grandfather and I
01:03:10opened the arcade,
01:03:13these kids never felt
01:03:14that they belonged
01:03:15to a community at all.
01:03:18At the arcade,
01:03:19the kids belong.
01:03:20Yeah!
01:03:22Yeah!
01:03:25Yeah!
01:03:26Yeah!
01:03:27Yeah!
01:03:27Yeah!
01:03:28Yeah!
01:03:29Yeah!
01:03:29Yeah!
01:03:30Yeah!
01:03:30Yeah!
01:03:31Yeah!
01:03:31Yeah!
01:03:32Yeah!
01:03:32Yeah!
01:03:33Yeah!
01:03:33Yeah!
01:03:34Yeah!
01:03:34Your Honor,
01:03:35no city ordinances
01:03:36have been broken.
01:03:36I don't see who could
01:03:37possibly close this arc.
01:03:38Yeah!
01:03:38Yeah!
01:03:39Yeah!
01:03:39This council of Brubber City
01:03:41concludes that, uh,
01:03:43no laws have been broken
01:03:45at the arcade,
01:03:46so we can find no evidence
01:03:48to warrant its closing.
01:03:50Yeah!
01:03:51Yeah!
01:03:51Yeah!
01:03:52Yeah!
01:03:53Yeah!
01:03:53Yeah!
01:03:54Yeah!
01:03:55As long as you don't
01:03:57break any laws.
01:04:00Let's get the hell
01:04:01out of here.
01:04:05That's it!
01:04:06You best go home
01:04:07now, darling.
01:04:11Well, congratulations,
01:04:12young Mr. Bailey.
01:04:13You did quite well
01:04:13in here.
01:04:14Well, thank you,
01:04:15Rudder.
01:04:15That's, uh,
01:04:16very sportsmanlike of you.
01:04:18Suppose you think
01:04:18you've got this thing
01:04:19won, huh?
01:04:20You heard what the
01:04:21mayor said,
01:04:22as long as we keep
01:04:22things within the lobby.
01:04:23Well, I suppose
01:04:24you'd be interested
01:04:25to see what my two
01:04:26nephews here
01:04:26found in the kitchen
01:04:27of your snack bar.
01:04:29You're just not
01:04:29going to give up,
01:04:30are you, Rudder?
01:04:32Why, you son of-
01:04:34No, no, just wait a minute!
01:04:35What?
01:04:37Um, well, I just had an idea,
01:04:39that's all.
01:04:40I thought that maybe
01:04:41we could settle this
01:04:41like gentlemen.
01:04:42What, are you crazy,
01:04:43you dear?
01:04:43You're empty-handed or something?
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:45It's just the last time
01:04:46we had a disagreement,
01:04:47we played a game
01:04:48at the arcade,
01:04:49and the winner
01:04:50of the game decides.
01:04:53This old wimp
01:04:54speak for you?
01:04:54Yeah, this old wimp
01:04:55speaks for me,
01:04:56and I challenge you
01:04:57to a game.
01:04:58My man against
01:04:59any man you choose.
01:05:00If you win,
01:05:02I'll close the arcade down.
01:05:04But if I win,
01:05:06you leave the arcade
01:05:07the hell alone.
01:05:08You know, my man
01:05:11is Highness King Vidiot.
01:05:12Yeah, and my man
01:05:13is Jonathan McDorfis.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:17This time,
01:05:18we play my game.
01:05:20Super Pack.
01:05:21Piece of cake.
01:05:34Well, it's all settled then.
01:05:36Shall we say
01:05:36nine o'clock in the morning?
01:05:37Let me get a lemon rudder!
01:05:39I gotta eat my breakfast first!
01:05:41Okay, calm down.
01:05:42Go ahead, man.
01:05:43You're in training.
01:05:44No two.
01:05:45All right,
01:05:46you two know
01:05:46what to do now, huh?
01:05:48You sure you know
01:05:49where that slob kid lives?
01:05:55Well, well, kid.
01:05:55What do you say, huh?
01:05:57Where's your man?
01:05:58Dorfus?
01:05:59He's around.
01:05:59No, he's not around.
01:06:01Excuse me, sir.
01:06:02Private conversation.
01:06:03Thank you.
01:06:04He's not at home,
01:06:04and the guy at the
01:06:05hot dog stand next door
01:06:06hasn't seen him
01:06:07since last night.
01:06:08Not since last night?
01:06:09No.
01:06:10Your highness,
01:06:11tell you what,
01:06:11kid has put up a shut-up time.
01:06:12You gonna forfeit?
01:06:13No, I am.
01:06:14I'll just choose
01:06:15someone else to play.
01:06:16I'll tell you what,
01:06:17Bailey,
01:06:18you're so smart,
01:06:19I'll play you.
01:06:19No, that's not the deal.
01:06:21That's right.
01:06:21Besides, idiot,
01:06:22you know I never
01:06:23play these games.
01:06:24Never play these games?
01:06:25Sure, you never
01:06:26play these games.
01:06:26That's right,
01:06:27so it wouldn't be fair,
01:06:28so I'll just
01:06:28choose someone else
01:06:29to play.
01:06:29So you shouldn't be?
01:06:31No.
01:06:32Everybody knows
01:06:33Bailey doesn't
01:06:33play video games.
01:06:35It's a regular chicken.
01:06:38I'll tell you what,
01:06:39Bailey,
01:06:39let's sweeten the pot
01:06:40a little bit here, huh?
01:06:41I'll let you play,
01:06:42but you gotta promise
01:06:43that if you lose
01:06:44this match,
01:06:44you'll not only
01:06:45shut this arcade down,
01:06:46you'll never open
01:06:47another arcade
01:06:48here in River City, huh?
01:06:53All right.
01:06:54You got it.
01:06:55But you gotta
01:06:55give me 15 minutes.
01:06:56You got it.
01:06:59I think there's
01:07:03something I should
01:07:04tell you.
01:07:04Yeah?
01:07:05Well, you know
01:07:07the reason why
01:07:07I never play these
01:07:08games?
01:07:08No.
01:07:09Well, they make
01:07:12me physically ill.
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:15I mean, every time
01:07:17I look into one
01:07:17of those screens,
01:07:18I get dizzy.
01:07:19John?
01:07:20Are you okay?
01:07:21Yeah.
01:07:22I mean, you
01:07:22looked a little weird.
01:07:23No, no, I'm fine.
01:07:24I'm fine.
01:07:25It's cool.
01:07:25Thanks.
01:07:25Jeff, you must
01:07:28be shitting me.
01:07:29No, Eugene,
01:07:29I wouldn't shit
01:07:30you at a time
01:07:30like this.
01:07:35But why?
01:07:36Why, Jeff?
01:07:37Why do you
01:07:38get so dizzy?
01:07:39I know.
01:07:40I'll run and
01:07:40get some Dramamine.
01:07:42Eugene, that
01:07:42is not gonna help.
01:07:45I guess I better
01:07:46tell you the whole
01:07:46story.
01:07:49It all started,
01:07:50Eugene, because
01:07:50because I love video
01:07:51games.
01:07:53And I guess that's why
01:07:54Dorfus and I became so
01:07:55close.
01:07:57I mean, we'd play each
01:07:57other, and sometimes he'd
01:07:59win, and sometimes I'd win,
01:08:01and...
01:08:01Gosh, you must be really
01:08:04good.
01:08:05I was, Eugene.
01:08:07Was.
01:08:08Anyhow, about six months
01:08:11ago, I convinced my
01:08:12grandfather to turn the
01:08:14warehouse into the arcade.
01:08:15and we had a fantastic
01:08:18grand opening.
01:08:20And after we were
01:08:21closed, my girlfriend
01:08:22and I, Sandy, we kind
01:08:24of hung around a while,
01:08:25you know, and...
01:08:26God, it was wonderful,
01:08:29Eugene.
01:08:29We were so in love.
01:08:32And it was the first
01:08:34time for both of us.
01:08:37Everything was just
01:08:38perfect.
01:08:39Love is a moment.
01:08:45Like a wave
01:08:46Lost in the ocean
01:08:50A car
01:08:53So deceptive
01:08:56Like the storm
01:08:59She's expecting
01:09:03Oh, I
01:09:06Never ever felt this good
01:09:11Before you
01:09:13Never ever thought
01:09:17I could before you
01:09:20Sailed into my life
01:09:24And said hello
01:09:26On a Sunday
01:09:30Everything was wonderful
01:09:31Until I looked
01:09:34into a video screen
01:09:35And there was the
01:09:36reflection of her father
01:09:37Eugene, it was awful.
01:09:41He started slapping her
01:09:42What happened then?
01:09:52They moved out of town
01:09:53And I haven't seen her
01:09:55since.
01:09:56And now, every time
01:09:57I look into one of
01:09:58those screens, I see
01:09:59the reflection of her
01:10:00father.
01:10:02And I haven't played
01:10:03those games since.
01:10:05I'll help you, Jeff.
01:10:06You gotta come through
01:10:08this.
01:10:09Everybody out there
01:10:09is depending on you.
01:10:11You're gonna help me
01:10:12a treat.
01:10:13You can count on me, Jeff.
01:10:17Make sure these
01:10:18three monsters are
01:10:19found to be
01:10:20four and three
01:10:21and energizer.
01:10:22You only have a
01:10:22limited number.
01:10:23Use them sparingly
01:10:24with maximum
01:10:24point of potential.
01:10:26The energizer
01:10:26are to Pac-Man
01:10:27what spinach
01:10:28is to Popeye.
01:10:29Never hesitate
01:10:30moving the Pac-Man.
01:10:31Hesitation can be
01:10:32more formal enemy
01:10:33than the monsters.
01:10:34Courage is one
01:10:35of four ways
01:10:35to stop hesitation.
01:10:37The other three
01:10:37are practice,
01:10:38practice, practice.
01:10:40Come on, Jeff.
01:10:41Do it.
01:10:41You can do it.
01:10:43Just look at it.
01:10:44Eugene, I know
01:10:45you're trying,
01:10:45but I can't.
01:10:46I don't think
01:10:47I can do it.
01:10:47This is the
01:10:48grandfather of
01:10:49all Pac-Man games.
01:10:50This is where
01:10:51it all started.
01:10:52No, you've gotta do it.
01:10:53You don't have
01:10:53much time.
01:10:59What happened?
01:11:01Nothing.
01:11:01What was I?
01:11:02It's time to go
01:11:03to the joystick.
01:11:03Oh, no, Eugene.
01:11:04I don't think
01:11:04I can do it.
01:11:05Come on, Bailey.
01:11:05Get up there.
01:11:06You can do it.
01:11:07Come on.
01:11:08It's got a maze
01:11:09that'll be coming.
01:11:10Oh, man.
01:11:10It's the same thing
01:11:11as a maze.
01:11:12Go, man.
01:11:13That's enough.
01:11:13Now, dodge.
01:11:14Faster, faster.
01:11:15Get out of here.
01:11:16We'll get to the man.
01:11:17Perfect.
01:11:18Go.
01:11:18It's just like
01:11:19Super Mac.
01:11:20Except she's
01:11:20a street tease artist.
01:11:21Go.
01:11:22Okay, Eugene,
01:11:23it's coming back.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:27Feel it.
01:11:27Go, fast.
01:11:28Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
01:11:29Yeah.
01:11:29The moe's working, Eugene.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:37Yeah.
01:11:38Yeah.
01:11:39Yeah.
01:11:40Yeah.
01:11:41Okay, Eugene.
01:11:42You got it, Moe.
01:11:43Come on, Eugene.
01:11:44Come on, we got it.
01:11:45We got it.
01:11:46We got it.
01:11:46We got it.
01:11:47Go, go, go, go, go.
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:54All right.
01:11:55Okay, Eugene.
01:11:56All right, Eugene.
01:11:57I got the moe in.
01:11:58The big moe.
01:11:58The big moe is working.
01:11:59All right, all right, all right.
01:12:03Idiot, I am ready.
01:12:05You had better be.
01:12:07Okay, if everyone would, like,
01:12:09just bag the noise, okay,
01:12:10like we could do this.
01:12:12Okay, players on their marks.
01:12:14Get set, start, game.
01:12:18Come on, Jeff.
01:12:19Come on, Jeff.
01:12:20Let's go.
01:12:21Come on, come on.
01:12:22Get that power pill in.
01:12:22Come on.
01:12:23Ha!
01:12:24Ain't nothing gonna save you now, Bailey.
01:12:27Come on, Jeff.
01:12:28Concentrate.
01:12:29Big moe, big moe.
01:12:31Come on, help me, please.
01:12:32Come on.
01:12:32What do you want?
01:12:33Oh, no.
01:12:34No.
01:12:35Oh, no, this can't be happening.
01:12:36This can't be happening.
01:12:37Oh, my God.
01:12:38What am I doing?
01:12:38What am I doing?
01:12:39Help me.
01:12:39Help me.
01:12:40Find Dorfus.
01:12:46Oh, my God.
01:12:54Uncle Joe's gonna freak.
01:12:55Oh, God.
01:12:58Max, you know?
01:13:00I smell something fishy.
01:13:03This shit head's not going anywhere.
01:13:05Why don't you and me go down the arcade
01:13:06and see if everything's all right with Uncle Joe?
01:13:09We'll be right back.
01:13:10Oh, yeah.
01:13:11We're not on the table.
01:13:13Hey, little boys.
01:13:14What's that over there?
01:13:15And why is he coming after me like that?
01:13:20He's a big guy.
01:13:21He's a fat.
01:13:23I'm a bad guy.
01:13:25Al, what are you doing?
01:13:27Get out of here.
01:13:28My prayers have been answered.
01:13:48And, uh, you know, you're very...
01:13:50Oh, God.
01:13:53Oh, take me.
01:13:56Take all of me.
01:13:58Move it.
01:13:58Move it.
01:13:59Move it.
01:13:59Move it.
01:13:59Move it.
01:14:01Oh, man.
01:14:02This is cake.
01:14:03Oh, no.
01:14:06Jeff, I can't find him anywhere,
01:14:08but don't worry.
01:14:08Just remember the big mole.
01:14:11Help.
01:14:13Help.
01:14:14Come on.
01:14:16Come on.
01:14:19Donuts.
01:14:20Donuts.
01:14:21Give me them.
01:14:22Ain't nothing gonna help you now, Jeff.
01:14:24That's all right.
01:14:25Forget about the past.
01:14:26Just concentrate now.
01:14:27Do it now.
01:14:28If we need drugs or beer,
01:14:29we can get a video hire.
01:14:33Just keep those corners,
01:14:34comments we'll play
01:14:35till the day we die.
01:14:37Don't we are.
01:14:38Lydia, Lydia, Lydia, Lydia.
01:14:40Jeff, the mayor.
01:14:42Oh, shit.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Eugene, you're the new assistant manager.
01:14:46I want you to go talk to him,
01:14:48PR him, schmooze him.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:50Do it.
01:14:50Do it.
01:14:50Lydia, Lydia, Lydia, Lydia.
01:14:56Lydia, Lydia, Lydia.
01:14:56Mayor Neville.
01:14:57Yeah.
01:14:57Hi.
01:14:58I'm Eugene Groby,
01:15:00the assistant manager here at the establishment.
01:15:02See?
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:03Can I help you?
01:15:04Oh, no, thank you, Eugene.
01:15:06I just thought I'd come down here
01:15:07and have a cordial look around for myself.
01:15:10Uh-huh.
01:15:11Yes.
01:15:11Well, then as a way of making you feel welcome,
01:15:13can I present you with some complimentary tokens
01:15:15so you can play the games?
01:15:17Oh, these games?
01:15:18Can we play these games?
01:15:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:20I don't think so, Eugene.
01:15:22Oh, come on.
01:15:22Give it a try.
01:15:23You're only young ones.
01:15:24Oh.
01:15:24There, play gore.
01:15:26It's easy.
01:15:28Here's your token.
01:15:29Uh, what's that for?
01:15:30Well, we use those instead of quarters.
01:15:32Put it in the slot right there.
01:15:34Uh-huh.
01:15:35Now what do I do?
01:15:36Oh, press start.
01:15:38Press start.
01:15:40And try and not get blasted by these ships.
01:15:42Mm-hmm.
01:15:46What happened?
01:15:47You got blasted by these ships.
01:15:49Oh, I did, didn't I?
01:15:51Well, they can't do that to me.
01:15:53We'll just see about that.
01:15:54Let me try again.
01:15:56What do I do?
01:15:57What do I do?
01:15:57Hold on to the joystick there.
01:15:59That's it.
01:16:00And then just dodge.
01:16:01Yeah, yeah.
01:16:01Now, with your index finger, you can shoot.
01:16:03And yeah, there you go.
01:16:05All right.
01:16:11You got the idea.
01:16:13Oh, no.
01:16:14Come on.
01:16:16Come on.
01:16:16Oh, please help.
01:16:17Come on.
01:16:18Come on.
01:16:18You can do.
01:16:18What's the matter, Bailey?
01:16:23Come on.
01:16:24We're in, Bailey.
01:16:25We're in, Bailey.
01:16:28Video, video, video.
01:16:31If you'll untie me, we can prepare for a marathon experience.
01:16:37Unlike anything you've had before.
01:16:41This is unlike anything I've had before?
01:16:44Yes, yes, but what I'm talking about is your wildest fantasies come to life.
01:16:52Oh, God.
01:16:53We'll meet again tonight, and I will have other young, strong bodies with me.
01:17:02Oh, yes, yes, and even some, I know you're not going to believe this, better than I.
01:17:10Better than you?
01:17:11Yes.
01:17:12Yes, there are some out there.
01:17:15A few, but they're there, and they'll be with me tonight.
01:17:20Video, video, video, video, video, video, video, video, video, video.
01:17:37Oh
01:18:07C'è un po' di calla quittà, Bayley Boy?
01:18:09Non è già già.
01:18:11Come on, Jeff. Concentrate.
01:18:15Hey, last man. Looks like liquidation time to me.
01:18:19Yeah, give that boy a barfback.
01:18:23Oh, the clovers, the clovers.
01:18:25Oh, 1600.
01:18:29Hey, uh, I want you to face up to it, pal.
01:18:32You're a loser.
01:18:32Come on, Jeff. Come on.
01:18:34You can do it. You can do it.
01:18:35Come on.
01:18:36Comet is the key.
01:18:38Hey, King Vidiot.
01:18:40Might as well put in bed, huh?
01:18:41You done whooped him royally.
01:18:43Royally.
01:18:48Good game, Bayley.
01:18:49Vidiot's quitting. He stopped playing.
01:18:52That'll all be over in a second anyway.
01:18:56Vidiot, Vidiot, Vidiot, Vidiot, Vidiot.
01:19:01Vidiot, Vidiot.
01:19:04Your wife has a lovely bathroom, right?
01:19:06Vidiot, Vidiot.
01:19:08Come on.
01:19:08All right, Dorfus.
01:19:10Yeah.
01:19:10Vidiot, Vidiot.
01:19:11No, no.
01:19:12Wait, Dorfus.
01:19:13Before you take over, there's something you should know.
01:19:15The reason Jeff doesn't play games.
01:19:17Oh, you mean about Sandy?
01:19:19So what?
01:19:19Well, it's just that I thought you were his friend.
01:19:21That's all.
01:19:22Come on, you guys.
01:19:22We can discuss this later.
01:19:24Now, Dorfus, help.
01:19:25Help.
01:19:25I am Jeff's friend.
01:19:27What?
01:19:28Don't you want me to save the arcade?
01:19:29Of course I do.
01:19:30but I just think it's more important
01:19:32that we make Jeff face his problems.
01:19:33If you take over now,
01:19:35he may be scarred for life.
01:19:36Dorfus, he's got to do it himself.
01:19:39Eugene, not now, please.
01:19:45Jeff, Eugene's right.
01:19:47Man, you...
01:19:48You gotta face up this.
01:19:50You gotta quit hiding from this.
01:19:51I know you can do it, man.
01:19:53Go for it.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:55Go for it, Jeff!
01:19:57All right, go!
01:19:59Keen eyes, quick hands.
01:20:02Energize my soul again.
01:20:05Gonna see my name and light.
01:20:09Play with my joy.
01:20:11All right!
01:20:12Wiggle left, jerk it right.
01:20:15See the present, Jeff!
01:20:16Something else, then inside.
01:20:18Shoot fast, shoot straight.
01:20:22Video to the max!
01:20:25One now, two, three.
01:20:29Keen eyes, quick hands.
01:20:30No, there's no way he's gonna catch up.
01:20:32No way, no way.
01:20:33What, what, what mistaken is dead?
01:20:35Why'd you kill all the last man for?
01:20:37You didn't ever do that
01:20:38until you definitely won!
01:20:39You told me that!
01:20:41Why did I kill the man for?
01:20:42You're supposed to be the expert!
01:20:44No, wait!
01:20:45Oh, God!
01:20:46No, wait!
01:20:47Does that mean I don't did
01:20:49my own video game?
01:20:50Oh, no!
01:20:51No!
01:20:52No!
01:20:53What?
01:20:54This is a violation.
01:20:55It's wrong.
01:20:56It ain't changed.
01:20:57No, no, no, no!
01:20:58No!
01:20:59No!
01:20:59No!
01:21:00Stay down!
01:21:01Get!
01:21:02Hi, Uncle Joseph.
01:21:03How's it hanging?
01:21:04Everything's under control,
01:21:05Joseph.
01:21:05Don't worry.
01:21:07Neville?
01:21:08Neville, are you gonna allow
01:21:08this video madness to go on?
01:21:10Oh, I've run out of tokens.
01:21:12Brother, give me a token.
01:21:13This place is a health business.
01:21:15I got photographic proof
01:21:16of violent health ordinance violations.
01:21:19Oh, blow it out your ass, brother.
01:21:21This is a great place.
01:21:22Really a great place.
01:21:23Mr. You're gonna get me
01:21:24a token or archer.
01:21:25No!
01:21:27Video!
01:21:28Joystick.
01:21:29Leave another corner.
01:21:31Video!
01:21:32Joystick.
01:21:33Please let me have a corner.
01:21:34Video!
01:21:35Joystick.
01:21:36I got to have a corner.
01:21:38Totally awesome.
01:21:39Video!
01:21:40Yeah!
01:21:42Yeah!
01:21:43Yeah!
01:21:45Oh, my God!
01:21:46Oh, my God!
01:21:48Oh, my God!
01:21:49Oh, my God!
01:21:50Oh, my God!
01:21:51Oh, my God!
01:21:52Oh, my God!
01:21:53Oh, my God!
01:21:54Oh, my God!
01:21:55Oh, my God!
01:21:56Oh, my God!
01:21:57Oh, my God!
01:21:58Oh, my God!
01:21:59Oh, my God!
01:22:00Oh, my God!
01:22:00Oh, my God!
01:22:01Do you have a token?
01:22:01Oh, bless you, my dear.
01:22:03Is this my daddy, Mr. Runner?
01:22:05Cheek video arcane destroyer
01:22:06of the plants passing out
01:22:08like a gel brand
01:22:09about some brande?
01:22:10Does this mean we don't get
01:22:11the video machines for the tent?
01:22:13Why can't my daddy be like
01:22:14everybody else's
01:22:15and stay home in barbecue?
01:22:17Max!
01:22:18Oh, my God!
01:22:19I have not yet begun to fight!
01:22:20Oh, my God!
01:22:21I think Uncle George is near us!
01:22:27All right!
01:22:28All right!
01:22:29All right!
01:22:30Everybody!
01:22:31All the tokens are on the house!
01:22:32Eugene, get them all free tokens!
01:22:33All right!
01:22:34All right!
01:22:43Grandpa George!
01:22:45Jeff, you're back!
01:22:46Oh, Grandpa, you missed it.
01:22:48I was able to play again.
01:22:49It was so great!
01:22:50Oh, that's wonderful, Jeff!
01:22:51That's wonderful!
01:22:52That's wonderful!
01:22:53And I got more wonderful news for you!
01:22:55I've been looking for a friend of yours,
01:22:57and I found her!
01:22:58Sandy!
01:22:59Oh, young people should be together, don't you think?
01:23:15Oh, yes, sir!
01:23:16I certainly...
01:23:17Ooh!
01:23:18Hi!
01:23:19Dorfus!
01:23:20You tell your young friend here that this here
01:23:22earth belongs to me!
01:23:24Wow!
01:23:25But, Grandpa George, you see,
01:23:28Eugene's got a special kind of problem!
01:23:30Oh, hell!
01:23:31That's obvious!
01:23:32Somebody's got to get this boy laid!
01:23:40Hold this to me!
01:23:45Okay, Eugene.
01:23:46You're on your own.
01:23:48Aren't you guys going to come in with me?
01:23:50No.
01:23:51It's best if you experience it yourself.
01:23:52It'll have more meaning for you that way, Eugene.
01:23:57Get him!
01:23:58Take up!
01:23:59Ride him, cowboy!
01:24:04Hi!
01:24:08Hello there, big boy!
01:24:11Mrs. Rudder.
01:24:13I'm Eugene Groby.
01:24:15And I'd like you to meet Simba.
01:24:20Oh, get it!
01:24:21What do you want to do?
01:24:22This is really cool!
01:24:24It's your last chance for love!
01:24:25It's your last chance for love!
01:24:28It's your last chance for love!
01:24:36Hey, girl!
01:24:38It's your last chance!
01:24:40Grazie a tutti
01:25:10Grazie a tutti
01:25:40Grazie a tutti
01:26:10Grazie a tutti
01:26:40Grazie a tutti