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00:00:00Should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:00:07Can we welcome our panel, everybody?
00:00:10Chandanig Hai, Sahil Shah, Rohan Joshi and Vaibhav Munjar.
00:00:14Make some noise for them.
00:00:17Keep clapping till they touch the mics.
00:00:19Yo, yo, welcome, welcome.
00:00:32Rohan Joshi and Sahil Shah, people from two broken collectives.
00:00:38Shut the fuck up, man, from broken state.
00:00:45Oh, I love Rohan Joshi. Why?
00:00:47He was also the most good-looking person in AIB.
00:00:52Which is like being the most talented person in India's Got Latent.
00:00:58But Rohan Bhai from like AIB pioneering the Indian comedy scene to India's Got Latent.
00:01:04How does it feel?
00:01:06You know, this was always the decline I foresaw for my career.
00:01:11You know, I was like, this is where I want to end my career, near a car station.
00:01:14So, I've always thought for myself.
00:01:18Very, very, very excited.
00:01:19It's just nice for a change.
00:01:20Someone else will humiliate themselves on stage.
00:01:23Today, somebody else can be Mojo, no joke.
00:01:25Suck a dick!
00:01:28Oh, good.
00:01:30But, yeah.
00:01:31Thank you so much.
00:01:32Thank you for having me. Thank you.
00:01:33Bro, it's a pleasure, man.
00:01:34Make some noise for Rohan Joshi.
00:01:35Come on.
00:01:37Then, we also have Vaibhav Munjal, guys.
00:01:40Vaibhav Munjal is here.
00:01:43Vaibhav is here to do what Vaibhav does best.
00:01:47Be the least interesting person in a video featuring Vaibhav Munjal.
00:01:54Vaibhav, I love you, bro. How is it?
00:01:55I love you, man.
00:01:56I love you, man.
00:01:57I love you, man.
00:01:58I love you, man.
00:01:59I love you, man.
00:02:00I love you, man.
00:02:01I love you, man.
00:02:05We also have my favorite comedian from 2014.
00:02:12You know, Sahil, I love you, man.
00:02:14Genuinely.
00:02:16I mean,
00:02:17today, Lisa Mishra back out,
00:02:19and I called him two hours before,
00:02:21and he was still available.
00:02:22Okay?
00:02:25So, thank you, man.
00:02:26You know, thank you so much, Sahil, for coming, man.
00:02:29I would also like to thank Yashraj Mukate for backing out.
00:02:32I'm glad I'm here.
00:02:33Just a quick message to Yashraj.
00:02:35I was on Rasode that night.
00:02:39Just clarifying it.
00:02:41Okay, and guys,
00:02:42today, Balraj is a baby.
00:02:44So, we could not have him.
00:02:45What did you do?
00:02:48Oh, my God.
00:02:49One less loin of Punjab.
00:02:52Jesus Christ, look at this.
00:02:53Four sardar-sa Balraj fans in the front row.
00:02:56You don't know?
00:02:57He said so much,
00:02:58he said so much,
00:02:59he didn't do so much to me.
00:03:00He's my brother.
00:03:01Chandni is here to make
00:03:02Weber Munjal look funny, man.
00:03:04So,
00:03:05make some noise for Chandni, guy.
00:03:10So,
00:03:11should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:03:13Yes.
00:03:14Let's go.
00:03:15Should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:03:16Yes.
00:03:17So, make some noise for the first act.
00:03:18Smith Patel, everyone.
00:03:19Come on.
00:03:20That's the first act.
00:03:30It's the first act.
00:03:31It's the first act.
00:03:35All right, make some noise for Smith Patel.
00:03:37My name is Smith, and I am a big one.
00:03:45What is the problem of the big people? Man boobs.
00:03:50I am weak and I am super.
00:03:54What is the problem of the big man boobs?
00:03:57I am a rider.
00:03:59Because they are in front of the rider,
00:04:01so they are all fun.
00:04:04I am not sitting in front of the rider.
00:04:08I am sitting in front of the rider.
00:04:10One day, I saw a girl.
00:04:12It was like me.
00:04:13I was sitting in front of the rider.
00:04:15I said, you are embarrassed.
00:04:18But what is the twist?
00:04:21The girl is gay.
00:04:24What is it?
00:04:25I came to drink and I went to wear clothes.
00:04:28I am not a girl.
00:04:30I am not a girl.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33Alright.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35So, why did you tell me all of your therapists?
00:04:39I don't know.
00:04:41The joke was like,
00:04:44that he put a clothes in the dancing car.
00:04:46So, I said,
00:04:47he came and he wore clothes and went.
00:04:51He wore clothes and went.
00:04:53He wore clothes and went.
00:04:55Okay.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59I understand what happened to three comedians.
00:05:01What happened to three comedians?
00:05:05I can't believe anything.
00:05:07I can't believe anything.
00:05:08Hey,
00:05:12someone came in the auto.
00:05:13No.
00:05:14I was buying the auto.
00:05:17I had a whole life.
00:05:18Why are you sitting in the auto?
00:05:20Why are you sitting in the auto?
00:05:22Are you sharing the auto?
00:05:24And when he talks automatically,
00:05:25he's talking in the auto.
00:05:26Yeah.
00:05:27Yeah.
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:29Yeah.
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:33Yeah.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39That's kind of the axis.
00:05:40I was going to keep it in our own clothes.
00:05:41I was going to keep it in my own clothes.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43I was going to keep it in my own clothes.
00:05:44Oh,
00:05:45at that point,
00:05:46he actually is sitting in my own clothes.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:48I used to keep it all back.
00:05:50And that's the size of the house.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:52I'm going to sit in the auto.
00:05:53No.
00:05:54He was sitting on the sharing of the auto.
00:05:55Okay.
00:05:56He was in the pool.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Privilege.
00:05:59Fuck.
00:06:05I'm talking about my privilege.
00:06:08I'm a Kashmiri Pandit Minority, Kota.
00:06:15He was making me a dress in the rickshaw.
00:06:21So, you enjoyed the rickshaw.
00:06:23When I was doing this, I was not sitting before. I was sitting behind.
00:06:28But like me, a little girl came. He was very young.
00:06:31He came back and asked me if I was sitting.
00:06:35He came back and he would be embarrassed. But he became gay.
00:06:39He was dancing in the PK movie.
00:06:42Then he came back and he was wearing a dress.
00:06:45No, you came back.
00:06:48You knew how to go that he was gay.
00:06:50I mean, you guys, the auto ride is so long.
00:06:53That's a joke.
00:06:54You guys know all the life secrets.
00:06:57Because I'm like, I'm gay, I'm not gay.
00:07:00I don't know.
00:07:02How did you get gay? How did you feel?
00:07:04It's a joke. It's a little bit of a joke.
00:07:06It's a joke.
00:07:08So in truth, the auto doesn't do this.
00:07:11It doesn't.
00:07:12So you don't call this auto.
00:07:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:20Already, auto doesn't do this.
00:07:23He will do this again.
00:07:25Smith, how old are you?
00:07:26Eighteen.
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:29Oh my God.
00:07:30He's got to be very big, bro.
00:07:37No, bro.
00:07:39But is weight loss something on your mind?
00:07:41Yes.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43It's true, bro.
00:07:44Let's do it.
00:07:44Look to Tanmay, bro.
00:07:45Tanmay, bro.
00:07:46How much weight he lost?
00:07:47He gave him respect.
00:07:49He said that the auto didn't have to do it again.
00:07:55So, what do you do now?
00:07:57Are you going to school?
00:07:58College.
00:07:59What are you studying?
00:08:00BBI.
00:08:01BBI?
00:08:04What do you know?
00:08:05Banking and insurance.
00:08:07Banking and insurance.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09That's a new thing I have heard.
00:08:11BBI.
00:08:12I haven't come to Kashmir in Kashmir.
00:08:13No insurance yet, brother.
00:08:21No home insurance.
00:08:26So, are you scared of water?
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:29I mean, it's not water to drink.
00:08:31It's not water to drink.
00:08:32It's water to drink.
00:08:33Of course.
00:08:35Of course.
00:08:35Thank you for sharing.
00:08:37I'll kill you.
00:08:39I'll kill you.
00:08:40I'll kill you.
00:08:40I'll kill you.
00:08:41I'll kill you.
00:08:42I'll kill you.
00:08:44No, I mean, it's water to drink.
00:08:46I mean, it's water to drink.
00:08:48It's more water to drink, so I'm scared.
00:08:50I'm scared.
00:08:51I'm scared.
00:08:52I'll kill you, so I'll kill you.
00:08:57Hey, come on, come on.
00:08:59You can't pull back now.
00:09:02So, why are you scared of water?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05I was in childhood.
00:09:06Something happened to you with water?
00:09:09Once again, water has also taken a lot of fun.
00:09:16Wave.
00:09:22So, Smith, you've written, I can wake up at 4 a.m.
00:09:27Do you do it?
00:09:28Yes.
00:09:29College.
00:09:30College?
00:09:31Yes, I'm studying in Hinduja, so I'm going to go there.
00:09:35It's 4 o'clock.
00:09:36How are you going?
00:09:37Train.
00:09:38I'm going to train.
00:09:40It's a little safe.
00:09:43I've written a joke.
00:09:47I was going to Hinduja in the college one time.
00:09:49What?
00:09:50Yes, I didn't get up for 10 o'clock.
00:09:51Yes, I didn't get up for 10 o'clock.
00:09:53Yes, I didn't get up for 10 o'clock.
00:09:54What are you going to do?
00:09:54Aluminai meets?
00:09:58I like man boobs.
00:09:59Great topic.
00:10:00I also have, so I appreciate it.
00:10:02And I know, he said man boobs.
00:10:04In front row, two people.
00:10:07What are you saying?
00:10:09So, you can make a story about weight loss.
00:10:12But why do you have to check out the auto?
00:10:15Is it your thoughts?
00:10:17Where did it come from?
00:10:18I was watching a reel in my auto.
00:10:22I got a reel in PK.
00:10:23So, I got it in my mind.
00:10:25So, I wrote it.
00:10:27I didn't know that was the message of PK.
00:10:31I saw the movie.
00:10:32I didn't remember.
00:10:33I took the wrong message this whole time.
00:10:35So, I got it in my mind.
00:10:38Smith Patel.
00:10:39Why India has got latent?
00:10:42It was like you.
00:10:43It was like you.
00:10:44It was like you.
00:10:45It was like you.
00:10:46It was like you.
00:10:47It was like you.
00:10:48I can't stay here.
00:10:49I couldn't come here.
00:10:50So, I got it in my mind.
00:10:52I got it in my mind.
00:10:53So, I got it in my mind.
00:10:56So, I got it in my mind.
00:10:58Currently, there are no goals in life.
00:11:00Only you are.
00:11:03Sorry.
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:05Sorry.
00:11:05Sorry.
00:11:06No, no.
00:11:06You know what happened is, right?
00:11:07He said,
00:11:08Sammai did the set up.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10And I hold everyone's brain.
00:11:13Make the same punch line.
00:11:15At the same time.
00:11:16And then it just became a race to say it first.
00:11:17No, but you know being polite.
00:11:18Look at his smile.
00:11:19He's so sweet.
00:11:20He's too sweet.
00:11:20I don't want to say anything mean.
00:11:22Smith, you know you're sweet in that way.
00:11:23When we're in edit, we'll be haram.
00:11:27That's the problem.
00:11:29In the interesting things and fun things about you,
00:11:31you've written,
00:11:32I get bored watching mobile sometimes.
00:11:36How is that interesting?
00:11:36On Instagram,
00:11:38it's always like that.
00:11:41So, why are you watching Sahaja's comedy?
00:11:47Love you, Sahaja.
00:11:48I love you.
00:11:49No problem.
00:11:49No problem.
00:11:50I know a rickshaw driver around.
00:12:06If you have a superpower,
00:12:08then you become immortal.
00:12:10You never die.
00:12:11You never die.
00:12:12What do you do here, GK?
00:12:13I don't know.
00:12:14I don't know anything else.
00:12:15I don't know anything else.
00:12:16I don't know.
00:12:17Whoever Munjal is here again.
00:12:20Whoever Munjal, is that you?
00:12:22What do you learn next?
00:12:27I mean, observe and learn whatever you want to do.
00:12:30It comes to anyone.
00:12:32It comes to anyone.
00:12:32Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:33Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:33Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:34Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:34I don't know anything else.
00:12:36No, doctor.
00:12:37Hey, doctor.
00:12:37Hey, doctor.
00:12:38It's not a hobby.
00:12:39It's very easy.
00:12:41You give a paper.
00:12:46It's simple.
00:12:48It's very easy to be a doctor.
00:12:49It's very easy.
00:12:50He goes,
00:12:51he's like,
00:12:52let me feel your heartbeat.
00:12:55All good.
00:12:56Okay, next, next hobby.
00:13:00Okay, Shairi bola.
00:13:01Comedy bola.
00:13:02Next, if you look anything.
00:13:03Doctor b.
00:13:04Doctor b.
00:13:04Okay, doctor b.
00:13:05One guy then.
00:13:05Lumbar.
00:13:09What is this?
00:13:09What are you doing here?
00:13:10What are you doing here?
00:13:11Lumbar.
00:13:12I know.
00:13:13That's where I am.
00:13:13You have a Japanese jeans reference.
00:13:18Lumbar.
00:13:23You like to deliver pizza?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28He will eat it.
00:13:30Hey, shut up.
00:13:31Shut up.
00:13:31He said three jokes like that.
00:13:33Everyone went, oh.
00:13:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:35But do you mind if we kill these fat jokes?
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:38Go.
00:13:39You can eat them.
00:13:42Oh, God.
00:13:44Bastard.
00:13:47Bastard.
00:13:51Sahil Shah learning important lessons about likability today.
00:13:56Big guy.
00:13:57Smith Patel Ji.
00:13:58Thank you so much for joining us.
00:13:59But Zohar Talia, Smith Patel Ji.
00:14:04So, it's time to score Smith Patel Ji.
00:14:07I have given you an eight.
00:14:09I will give you an eight.
00:14:11Six point five.
00:14:12Six point five.
00:14:13I thought you will give me an eight.
00:14:15Eight, eight.
00:14:15Two more straight.
00:14:20You gave me an eight.
00:14:21Why?
00:14:22I will give you an eight.
00:14:24Seven.
00:14:24And the other one gives me an eight.
00:14:26Six point five.
00:14:28Six point five.
00:14:39So, that makes your average of 7.5.
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:48Yes.
00:14:53Six. It was six, it was six.
00:14:55It was six.
00:14:56Why are you so under-confident? At least six is higher than seven or eight.
00:15:00So, give yourself no.
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:02I feel like listening to the jokes, it's six.
00:15:19That is some auto-driver behavior, Sahil brother.
00:15:26The next joke is Sahil.
00:15:28Every day, Sahil brother comes to self-power.
00:15:32Love you, mate.
00:15:36Alright, thank you so much for joining, Smith Patel. Take care, man.
00:15:38Too good.
00:15:44So, alright.
00:15:45That was fun, man.
00:15:46That was too good.
00:15:47Very interesting.
00:15:47Too good, too good.
00:15:48Such a sweet guy.
00:15:49Alright, up next we have Jairam Mohan.
00:15:51Make some noise for Jairam Mohan.
00:15:54He's gonna do classical ka khol.
00:15:57No, kolu kol.
00:15:58Kolu kol.
00:15:59Classical kolu kol.
00:16:00Classical kolu kol.
00:16:02Classical kolu kol.
00:16:03Classical kolu kol.
00:16:12Shit.
00:16:13Make some noise for Jairam Mohan.
00:16:14Alright, you guys have to stay with me, okay?
00:16:24One point will come to where I will speak Thakadimi and you will speak Thakadjunu.
00:16:29Thakadimi?
00:16:30Thakadjunu.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:32Can I start?
00:16:33Can we start?
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35Two people, if conversation is normally, you know, just like what happens.
00:16:41But if conversation is classical, then how will it be?
00:16:44One will come and say, Thakadimi Thakadjunu.
00:16:46Thakadimi Thakajunu, Thakadimi Thakanta Thakata Thakeda Thakata Thakantukatam
00:16:49Thakaddim Thaketa Thakya Thakada Tha Thaketa Thaketa Thaketa Thaketa Thaketa Thaketa Thakatta Thaketa Thaketa Thakajunu Thakitah Thakakatko Thakitah Thak воды Thaketa Thakura Thakata Thakatarang ThakToh, Thakita Thak이� Historian
00:16:56Tha-lang, tadi-t takich ta-ta-tik te-t heartbreaking
00:17:00There will be one person of the two who speak
00:17:03He's telling me both the veggies playing, I don't take any any Arab egg
00:17:06but I'll be talking another way
00:17:09Alright how to start
00:17:11Taka dhe me take a judgment
00:17:14Take a judgment
00:17:16Take a judgment
00:17:18Take a look
00:17:19Take a moment
00:17:20Take a moment
00:17:21Take a moment
00:17:22Take a moment
00:17:22Take a moment
00:17:55I love you, Summer Arena.
00:18:01I love you, Summer Arena.
00:18:26Today, let's get to know that Nishantanwar is also coming to Nishantanwar.
00:18:34Bro, what was this crazy thing?
00:18:37So, this is an ancient art form.
00:18:42If you have seen South Indian Karnataka classical music,
00:18:47So, there was a person who had a singer with the singer.
00:18:52So, there was a person who had a singer.
00:18:56Yes.
00:19:00So, as things have evolved,
00:19:03So, the first person to go out was the KunnuKol artist.
00:19:06So, I have been learning this and then I thought that…
00:19:09Go out, means?
00:19:10I mean, they removed them.
00:19:11Then, it was only the Veena and the Mrdang.
00:19:14When you had this information that they removed them…
00:19:17Yes.
00:19:18Why did you want to do it again?
00:19:19No, because it's…
00:19:21It's 4x4, then 3x4, then 7x4.
00:19:27So, you have to learn music.
00:19:30So, it's musicality.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33That's what it is.
00:19:34What did you say, Snavi?
00:19:36Basically, if you are buying Plywood…
00:19:38It's 4x4, then 7x4, then 3x4.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:48That's what it is.
00:19:49You should call it Capri Pant.
00:19:51Thanks, man.
00:19:54It's very important in music.
00:19:56You should have to be a Yash Raj Mokate.
00:19:59You should have to be a Yash Raj Mokate.
00:20:01So, do you do this for a living?
00:20:05No, no, no.
00:20:07No, no, no.
00:20:08Not yet.
00:20:09I hope that someday.
00:20:10I hope someday they bring back the classical.
00:20:14Nice, man.
00:20:15And over here, you said…
00:20:16You've been to the Everest Base Camp in 2017.
00:20:18What's that story?
00:20:19Man, crazy experience, bro.
00:20:22What did you do then?
00:20:23Hey, Avalanche starts there.
00:20:25It goes down there.
00:20:26It goes down there.
00:20:28Man, we are from Bombay.
00:20:31Normally, we go to the picnic.
00:20:33We wait until the other bus will come.
00:20:35I thought we will take the bus down there.
00:20:38Then we have to go down there.
00:20:39So, the…
00:20:41Sherpa said that.
00:20:42What are you doing?
00:20:43I'm like, I'm chilling.
00:20:44The bus will come.
00:20:45No, no, no.
00:20:46No bus here.
00:20:47You have to start walking.
00:20:48So, Lukla Airport.
00:20:49Your bus starts there.
00:20:51And then, you go to Gorakh Ship.
00:20:54In Gorakh Ship, it's interesting story.
00:20:56Can I share that?
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58So…
00:20:59Before that, one day…
00:21:00Because of acute mountain sickness…
00:21:02So, a lot of people…
00:21:04Have to be around you…
00:21:05To comfort you.
00:21:06So, you don't sleep.
00:21:07Because…
00:21:08Your body is different here…
00:21:10So…
00:21:11I went to answer the nature's call.
00:21:15And…
00:21:16I went there.
00:21:17And…
00:21:18Then, I put this mugga.
00:21:19It was like…
00:21:20It was like…
00:21:21Why did you put this mugga?
00:21:22You didn't put this mugga?
00:21:23No.
00:21:24No.
00:21:25Nature's call.
00:21:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:27It was like…
00:21:28Confidence call.
00:21:29Video call.
00:21:30Nature's video call.
00:21:33So, yeah.
00:21:34Then, I realized that…
00:21:35It was different from the heater.
00:21:37It was like 20 minutes.
00:21:39So, it was…
00:21:40One of the…
00:21:41Crazy experiences.
00:21:42I didn't know about this story.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:48But…
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:50But…
00:21:51One thing…
00:21:52We are just a…
00:21:53Speck.
00:21:54In this whole universe.
00:21:55Because…
00:21:56In front of me…
00:21:57I saw an iceberg.
00:21:58I saw an iceberg.
00:21:59And…
00:22:00Before…
00:22:01He saw me…
00:22:02And…
00:22:03I was like…
00:22:04Where is it?
00:22:05It's so small.
00:22:06We are in front of everything.
00:22:07Ah, okay.
00:22:08Lot of things changed.
00:22:09That's how…
00:22:10A lot of things changed.
00:22:11That's how…
00:22:12A lot of artists feel.
00:22:13In a…
00:22:14Actual music show.
00:22:16So, what do you do now?
00:22:18To earn money?
00:22:19To earn money, sir.
00:22:20I work in a radio station.
00:22:21Which one?
00:22:22Which one?
00:22:23You do this too?
00:22:24Our audience member.
00:22:25So, what do you do?
00:22:26Are you RJ?
00:22:27Yes, I am RJ.
00:22:28Which one is on the radio?
00:22:2993.5 FM.
00:22:30Oh.
00:22:32Which one is on the radio?
00:22:33I am in the same office.
00:22:34Are you friends?
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:38Taka Duna, Taka Gini.
00:22:40You are J-Man?
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:42Oh, shit.
00:22:43Dude, I have heard…
00:22:44The J-Man show.
00:22:45Oh my god.
00:22:46So, nice meeting you.
00:22:47Wow.
00:22:48You are famous.
00:22:49Yeah, dude.
00:22:50Big fan.
00:22:51How does it feel to meet somebody you know was naked listening to your show?
00:23:06I was not in that auto with Smith, okay?
00:23:11Dude, that's so cool.
00:23:13Oh, man.
00:23:14Congrats.
00:23:15Keen interest in noise making skills.
00:23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:18I was doing what I was doing in the train.
00:23:20I worked in the call set.
00:23:21So, it was…
00:23:23I mean, it's a shame.
00:23:24And I don't understand what someone is doing.
00:23:26So, it used to be like…
00:23:33He got up and left.
00:23:34He got up and left.
00:23:35He got so scared.
00:23:36He was like,
00:23:37Oh boy, John, come here.
00:23:38So, imagine in the train…
00:23:39There is a train, okay?
00:23:40And then everyone is looking at each other.
00:23:43Who is doing this?
00:23:44So, you know, that should be my fun.
00:23:46Yeah, bhai.
00:23:47What a great joy of life.
00:23:49Hey, Giram.
00:23:50People…
00:23:51People want to be a doctor.
00:23:52They want to be a scientist.
00:23:53Hey, bhai.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:56It's like…
00:23:57Yeah, don't get it.
00:23:58You should know that I am making that sound.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01But yeah, if you could have one superpower,
00:24:03you would open a portal.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05And go back to the time when…
00:24:09Kullu Kullu was relevant, huh?
00:24:11Hey, bro.
00:24:12I mean…
00:24:13But…
00:24:14Traveling on the other side.
00:24:15Like here.
00:24:16Like here.
00:24:17Like here.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:21You have to do this.
00:24:22It's a very small joy in your life.
00:24:24Very sad part.
00:24:26You have to get out of the sounds.
00:24:27You have to get out of the sounds.
00:24:28You have to get out of the sounds.
00:24:29You have to get out of the long vision.
00:24:30You have to get out of the building.
00:24:31You have to get out of the building.
00:24:32Look.
00:24:33Bhai.
00:24:34Everest.
00:24:35Everest.
00:24:36You have to go up above.
00:24:37Or…
00:24:38Basecamp.
00:24:39No.
00:24:40No.
00:24:41No.
00:24:42No.
00:24:43No.
00:24:44No.
00:24:45No.
00:24:46No.
00:24:47No.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49No.
00:24:50No.
00:24:51No.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54No.
00:24:55No.
00:24:56No.
00:24:57No.
00:24:58No.
00:25:02No.
00:25:03No.
00:25:04No.
00:25:05No.
00:25:14So…
00:25:19So…
00:25:20Is there any other talent you have?
00:25:22You just have partir?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24No.
00:25:25Bye.
00:25:26That's how I was going to do it.
00:25:33Chill, chill.
00:25:35How are you?
00:25:40How are you, brother?
00:25:41Okay, brother.
00:25:42Everything is fine.
00:25:44Chill, chill, chill.
00:25:49Chill, chill.
00:25:50Yeah, chill.
00:25:51What was the scene?
00:25:52What was the scene?
00:25:53Nothing.
00:25:54Chill?
00:25:55Huh?
00:25:56Chill, a little bit.
00:25:57Why are you conscious?
00:25:58Bro, it's like a riot.
00:26:03What's the scene?
00:26:04So, many people say harassment.
00:26:07They say harassment.
00:26:08They do this on the train.
00:26:13What's the scene?
00:26:19What's the scene?
00:26:21What's the scene?
00:26:22What's the scene?
00:26:23What's the scene?
00:26:24What's the scene?
00:26:26I don't know about Everest.
00:26:27He got to second base with you.
00:26:38Bye, Jairam.
00:26:39I loved you.
00:26:40Thanks, man.
00:26:41Thanks, man.
00:26:42Make some noise for Jairam Mohan, man.
00:26:46Sorry, one question here.
00:26:49Performance and everything was great.
00:26:50What was the beginning part of conversation that you were having?
00:26:53So, it's basically that,
00:26:56Dojan normally talks,
00:26:57so I try to put it like…
00:26:59How do you talk?
00:27:00What do you talk about?
00:27:01Yes, I mean,
00:27:02I mean,
00:27:03I mean,
00:27:04something like that.
00:27:05Something like that.
00:27:06So, that's what I try to do.
00:27:07Bye,
00:27:08you have to leave a job.
00:27:15Bye, right up.
00:27:16You have to listen to me.
00:27:18You have to follow me.
00:27:19You have to follow me.
00:27:21You have to follow me.
00:27:22You have to follow me.
00:27:23You have to follow me.
00:27:24You have to follow me.
00:27:32Oh, man.
00:27:33Amazing, Jairam.
00:27:34Thank you so much for joining.
00:27:35I have given you only…
00:27:36I loved your personality.
00:27:37For which I have increased like…
00:27:394 marks.
00:27:40So, yeah.
00:27:41Panday.
00:27:42So, I have given you…
00:27:434.
00:27:49It is a 5.5…
00:27:525.5.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:545.5.
00:27:55Okay.
00:27:565.5.
00:27:578.5.
00:27:588.5.
00:27:59It's okay, man.
00:28:008.5.
00:28:01Let's go.
00:28:02Yeah, bro.
00:28:03You get it.
00:28:0410, man.
00:28:05Thanks, man.
00:28:0610?
00:28:07Yay!
00:28:08It was on point.
00:28:09Performance was great.
00:28:10I have given you 8.
00:28:118.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:13What happened?
00:28:14So, making us both look like assholes, huh?
00:28:16So, that's…
00:28:17Colu, Colu, Colu, Col.
00:28:18Boy,
00:28:19I harassed him.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:21Your average is 7.07.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:260.5.
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:288.5.
00:28:298.5.
00:28:308.5.
00:28:31Oh.
00:28:32Thank you so much for joining, bro.
00:28:33Guys, give it up for Jairam, everybody.
00:28:35That was something crazy, bai.
00:28:40That was wild.
00:28:41That was wild.
00:28:42Makes him laugh for Tejal, Rakesh Sahu.
00:28:44Woo!
00:28:45Woo!
00:28:46Woo!
00:28:47She's going to sing for us.
00:28:49A lucky, lucky girl.
00:28:51She gone married to a boy like you.
00:28:55She'd kick you out if she ever, ever knew.
00:28:59About all the…
00:29:00You tell me that you do.
00:29:04Dirty, dirty boy.
00:29:05You know everybody's talking on the scene.
00:29:10I heard them whispering about the places that you've been.
00:29:14And how you don't know how to keep your business clean.
00:29:19Mommy don't know that it's getting hot.
00:29:23At the body shop.
00:29:25Doing something unholy.
00:29:27He sat back while she's dropping it.
00:29:31She'll be popping it.
00:29:33Yeah, she put it down slowly.
00:29:36He left his kids at home.
00:29:41So he can get there.
00:29:44Mommy don't know that it's getting hot.
00:29:47At the body shop.
00:29:49Doing something unholy.
00:29:52Daddy, daddy, if you wanna drop that addy.
00:29:55Give me love.
00:29:56Give me Fendi.
00:29:57My balance.
00:29:58See, I got daddy.
00:29:59You gonna need to bag it up.
00:30:01Cause I'm spending on a deal.
00:30:03You can wash me bag it up.
00:30:05I'll be gone in the AM.
00:30:07And he gave me Prada.
00:30:08Gave me Mew Mew like Rihanna.
00:30:11He always call me cause I never cost no drama.
00:30:15And when you want it baby, you know you got to cover.
00:30:18Alright, alright, alright.
00:30:20I don't know.
00:30:21I don't know.
00:30:22Maybe she saw the rest of the fucking show man.
00:30:24But yeah, that was a good one.
00:30:26I don't know.
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:28I don't know.
00:30:29I don't know.
00:30:30Maybe she saw the rest of the fucking show man.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33I don't know.
00:30:34I don't know.
00:30:35I don't know.
00:30:36I don't know.
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:38I don't know.
00:30:39I don't know.
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:41Maybe she saw the rest of the fucking show man.
00:30:43But yeah, that was a good voice.
00:30:45But you have to keep your voice.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48It's crazy.
00:30:49You're a dummy.
00:30:50You're a good voice but you have to keep your voice a little bit.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53You're a dummy.
00:30:54You're a dummy.
00:30:55Why?
00:30:56Relax man.
00:30:57Don't.
00:30:58Are you fine?
00:30:59One time.
00:31:00One time.
00:31:01One time.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:03So, Tejal ji.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05You won't do that full time.
00:31:07I'm a student.
00:31:08A bit well passed.
00:31:09You also say that you can do the impression of the call and the train lady.
00:31:13Can we please hear the train lady?
00:31:15Please.
00:31:16Only if you're comfortable.
00:31:17Train lady or call.
00:31:18Train lady, train lady.
00:31:19Give me five rupees.
00:31:20No.
00:31:21That's not the announcement.
00:31:22That's not the announcement.
00:31:23Okay, that's the announcement.
00:31:24That's the announcement.
00:31:25What?
00:31:26You're going in a concert train, bro.
00:31:29You're going in a concert train.
00:31:30What are you traveling in?
00:31:34There's no train in Kashmir.
00:31:37What's happening?
00:31:38I'm going in a train.
00:31:40Come on.
00:31:41Come on.
00:31:42Come on.
00:31:43We apologize for this outsider.
00:31:45Sorry.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:47The...
00:31:48Don't.
00:31:49The...
00:31:50I'm going down.
00:31:51On the platform cramangar 2,
00:31:5212 hours and 3 minutes.
00:31:53I'm also going out.
00:31:54Don't leave the mic.
00:31:55You will not!
00:32:00Letter complete.
00:32:01Letter complete.
00:32:02Ah.
00:32:03Platform number 3...
00:32:04Ah.
00:32:052, 2.
00:32:06Ah.
00:32:07Do I call the call?
00:32:11No, no, tell me about the train.
00:32:13There's a delay, right?
00:32:15There's a train delay, right?
00:32:17Tell me about it.
00:32:19What will happen in the background?
00:32:21What will happen in the background?
00:32:23What will happen in the background?
00:32:25No, what will happen in the background?
00:32:27It's a bar, right?
00:32:29On the background of the platform,
00:32:31the people...
00:32:37Therkes also got talent.
00:32:39Oh my God!
00:32:41Tell me about the people in the background.
00:32:43What's happening on the platform?
00:32:45People are coming from the train.
00:32:47They're coming from the train.
00:32:49They're coming from the train.
00:32:51Okay, please go for it.
00:32:55On the platform,
00:32:57at 12 o'clock,
00:32:59the people who are going to go to the
00:33:0112 o'clock,
00:33:03the local,
00:33:05Oh my God!
00:33:07Oh my God!
00:33:09Oh my God!
00:33:11I mean...
00:33:13What is this?
00:33:14Mumbai local man!
00:33:15Shit!
00:33:16Let me...
00:33:17Let me call the helpline now.
00:33:19Hello?
00:33:20Hello?
00:33:21My train...
00:33:22I have been on the train today.
00:33:24So...
00:33:25If you have called the person
00:33:27that is now
00:33:28to the other call.
00:33:29That's true.
00:33:33No solution in Mumbai, why?
00:33:34Why?
00:33:38You are doing the Uber driver now?
00:33:40So...
00:33:41How will I go to the house now?
00:33:44This is the first time on the platform.
00:33:47Hello, Uber?
00:33:49It doesn't come here.
00:33:50It doesn't come here.
00:33:51It doesn't come here.
00:33:52Okay, I'll cancel it then.
00:33:55It doesn't come here.
00:33:56Not bad.
00:33:57Not bad.
00:33:58It said over here,
00:33:59this is the first time you are performing.
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:01Holy shit!
00:34:02Yeah!
00:34:03Congratulations!
00:34:06So...
00:34:07Do your parents know you are doing this?
00:34:09Yes.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11So, Daddy know...
00:34:15Daddy don't know that the train is gone.
00:34:20On another platform.
00:34:23How will you reach Thane?
00:34:26Your voice is good.
00:34:27Yes?
00:34:28What?
00:34:29You can tell us.
00:34:30Oh, I thought you were going to say railway announcement.
00:34:35So, you can read like a projector.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:39What does it mean?
00:34:41It means...
00:34:42In a tone, right?
00:34:44If you have something, tell me.
00:34:46Huh?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:48You can read it yourself.
00:34:49Five interesting things.
00:34:50Five interesting things.
00:34:52Any text from that?
00:34:53I'll give you one text.
00:34:55You can read it.
00:34:56Don't trust him.
00:34:57I don't.
00:34:58You can read it.
00:35:00Don't trust him.
00:35:01Don't trust him.
00:35:07You can read it.
00:35:09Oh, shit.
00:35:10You can read it.
00:35:13Oh, shit.
00:35:18Are you sure?
00:35:19Yes, yes.
00:35:24Vee Tanmay Bhat.
00:35:26Guzman Kamba.
00:35:28And Ashish Shakya.
00:35:30Rohan Joshi.
00:35:31At ABI.
00:35:32AIB, sorry.
00:35:34Hereby offer an unconditioned apology to the entire community.
00:35:48Continue.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52I think you have a joke.
00:35:56How are you feeling?
00:35:58Samai Rana is India's got asshole first place winner.
00:36:02But that's right.
00:36:03You are good with tongue twisters.
00:36:06She's got a tongue twister for you.
00:36:07If you can...
00:36:11Last one.
00:36:18Fred fed Ted.
00:36:20Bread and Ted.
00:36:21Fed Fred bread.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:24Fred fed Ted.
00:36:25Bread and Ted.
00:36:26Fed Fred bread.
00:36:29This is easy.
00:36:30I'll give you a difficult one.
00:36:32Do low.
00:36:36Don't. Don't. Don't.
00:36:37Can I give you one?
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:39Betty bought butter so...
00:36:41Sorry.
00:36:42Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter.
00:36:45So she bought better butter to make that bitter butter batter.
00:36:48Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter.
00:36:51So Betty bought some bitter butter to go...
00:36:54No.
00:36:55Betty bought some butter but then...
00:36:57It's not.
00:36:58Betty bought butter but when she was coming home train got delayed.
00:37:03So she slept in the gutter.
00:37:06No.
00:37:10If you had one super power...
00:37:12It would be invisibility.
00:37:13Invisibility.
00:37:14Why?
00:37:15We will be dead, right?
00:37:16Then we can go anywhere.
00:37:18We can do anything.
00:37:19What do you have to be dead?
00:37:21She's written.
00:37:22She's written here also.
00:37:23She could sneak into movie theatres and see all the latest releases for free.
00:37:26Good.
00:37:27And I can even ride planes for free and eat wherever I want.
00:37:31Ride planes for free?
00:37:32In a plane.
00:37:34Do you want to ride planes for free?
00:37:36Sit.
00:37:37Oh, sit.
00:37:38Oh, I thought you want to ride planes.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42So did you take teleportation in super power?
00:37:45Why do you waste it for half an hour?
00:37:48Point.
00:37:50Point.
00:37:51Point.
00:37:52Point.
00:37:53Invisibility.
00:37:54I'm lying in a flight.
00:37:55I'm lying in a ski.
00:37:56I'm lying in a ski.
00:37:57I'm lying in a ski.
00:37:59I'm lying in a flight.
00:38:02I got turbulence in a seat.
00:38:06If someone gets up and says,
00:38:07Excuse me, sir.
00:38:08I'm lying in a bed.
00:38:09I'm lying in aero-summer.
00:38:11I'm lying in a train.
00:38:13I'm lying in a ski train.
00:38:19Did you score already?
00:38:20Yes.
00:38:21I'm lying.
00:38:22He gave light.
00:38:23Okay, he gave light.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25So, Tejal ji.
00:38:26It was really good.
00:38:27Makes me laugh for Tejal.
00:38:30First time.
00:38:31So, is there a YouTube channel?
00:38:33No.
00:38:34Is there invisible already?
00:38:35No.
00:38:36No.
00:38:37No.
00:38:38But all right.
00:38:39Tejal ji has come to score.
00:38:40So.
00:38:41What did he do?
00:38:43Singing.
00:38:44Singing.
00:38:45Singing.
00:38:46Yes.
00:38:47So.
00:38:48Platform number three.
00:38:50Two.
00:38:51Two.
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:53Two.
00:38:54Two.
00:38:55Two.
00:38:57I have given you eight.
00:39:00Go on, bro.
00:39:02I am also going to do eight.
00:39:04Because for the first time, Mike, damn good.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:07And…
00:39:08I am giving you an eight for being an amazing sport.
00:39:10I will give you a seven.
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:12I have given eight point five.
00:39:13Yo.
00:39:17So, your average is eight.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:22Suspect.
00:39:23Suspect.
00:39:24Suspect.
00:39:25Suspect.
00:39:26Suspect.
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:28So close.
00:39:29So close.
00:39:30So close.
00:39:31Damn.
00:39:32I wonder which asshole gave seven for no reason.
00:39:36Mmm.
00:39:37I wonder.
00:39:38So sorry, Tejal.
00:39:39So sorry.
00:39:40Thank you so much, Tejal.
00:39:41Thank you so much, Tejal.
00:39:42You have to take an Uber now.
00:39:43Make some noise for Sahil Salim Shaikh.
00:39:44Should I start?
00:39:45Timer started?
00:39:46Yes.
00:39:47Perfect.
00:39:48What's your name?
00:39:49Channi.
00:39:50I have a pack of cards.
00:39:51Shuffle these as much as you like.
00:39:52That's enough?
00:39:53Perfect.
00:39:54Sorry.
00:39:55No.
00:39:56No.
00:39:57No.
00:39:58No.
00:39:59No.
00:40:00No.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02No.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No.
00:40:06No.
00:40:07No.
00:40:08No.
00:40:09No.
00:40:10No.
00:40:11No.
00:40:12No.
00:40:13No.
00:40:14No.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16No.
00:40:17No.
00:40:18No.
00:40:19No.
00:40:20No.
00:40:21No.
00:40:22No.
00:40:23No.
00:40:24No.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26No.
00:40:27No.
00:40:28No.
00:40:29No.
00:40:30No.
00:40:31Stop.
00:40:32Stop.
00:40:33Stop.
00:40:34Stop.
00:40:35Stop.
00:40:36Stop.
00:40:37Stop.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:39Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:42Okay.
00:40:43You want this card or this card?
00:40:45I want this card.
00:40:46This card.
00:40:47I'll give you one more chance.
00:40:49I don't think that's what he's going to be thinking.
00:40:56I want this card.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06So you could have chose any card, right?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08But you went with that one.
00:41:10Barber?
00:41:11Yes.
00:41:12Have a look.
00:41:13Don't show it to me.
00:41:14Show it to everyone.
00:41:15And remember the card, okay?
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Done.
00:41:19Place it back.
00:41:20That is the magic trick.
00:41:21That is the magic trick.
00:41:22That is the magic trick.
00:41:23Guys, ready for the trick?
00:41:25That is the magic trick.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:29That is the magic trick.
00:41:31That is the magic trick.
00:41:33That is the magic trick.
00:41:35Guys, ready for the trick?
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:39You can imagine.
00:41:40That card is made from my pack.
00:41:43It jumped out of my pack.
00:41:46Hit that wall.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:48Jumped out of that.
00:41:50The light hit.
00:41:51It is a big athletic card.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:54It is a card like this.
00:41:55First, he was holding the divan.
00:41:56Then, he was holding the light.
00:41:57It landed in your left pocket.
00:42:00Huh?
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:02But it didn't stop there, brother.
00:42:06I can't stop there, brother.
00:42:17Thank you, brother.
00:42:18Just a second.
00:42:19Let me see.
00:42:20No, brother.
00:42:21I have no one at the Joker.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:28I'm following the pants.
00:42:30Here we go.
00:42:31I am coming out of my pack.
00:42:32The card.
00:42:33Where is he going?
00:42:35No.
00:42:36That's what he did.
00:42:38And that's what he did in my t-shirt.
00:42:41Why did he do that with me?
00:42:43I'm sitting here.
00:42:45Where did he go?
00:42:47He put my card in my hand.
00:42:49He didn't have a mix.
00:42:51He didn't have weight.
00:42:52If there's no man boobs, he won't do that.
00:42:55So, he went to your pants?
00:42:57No.
00:42:58Then?
00:42:59He was printed in my t-shirt.
00:43:00Ready?
00:43:01Yes.
00:43:02He got a little suspense music.
00:43:04Ohhhh.
00:43:07You can give me all the cards.
00:43:10Yes.
00:43:11What?
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:14What?
00:43:15It says?
00:43:17It's me.
00:43:18It says.
00:43:19Which card is in your hand?
00:43:21It's a wrong card.
00:43:22Who is it?
00:43:23It was my Seven of Hearts.
00:43:24What?
00:43:25This is Queen of Hearts.
00:43:27It's okay.
00:43:29I mean, I'm going to eat my own.
00:43:31I'm going to eat my own.
00:43:33Oh, man.
00:43:34How was it?
00:43:35How was it?
00:43:36How was it?
00:43:37How was it?
00:43:38I'm going to check.
00:43:39I'm going to leave.
00:43:40Where is it?
00:43:41Where is it?
00:43:42Where is it?
00:43:43Where is it?
00:43:44No?
00:43:45No.
00:43:46This was the trick you fucked up?
00:43:47I fucked up.
00:43:48Oh, man.
00:43:49How was it?
00:43:50How was it?
00:43:51Okay, man.
00:43:52You can motivate me.
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:54Make some noise.
00:43:55I thought.
00:43:58How much of a sexy set-up has failed.
00:44:00No, no.
00:44:01Must have, must have.
00:44:02He tried to do it.
00:44:03Let's see.
00:44:04Let's see.
00:44:05Let's see.
00:44:06Let's see.
00:44:07I'll take Queen of Hearts.
00:44:09No.
00:44:10I enjoyed it.
00:44:11Because I've seen Prestige already.
00:44:12I've seen Hawkins.
00:44:14I feel like the card will run away.
00:44:16No.
00:44:20Bro.
00:44:21Sahil, man.
00:44:22Fuck, man.
00:44:23That's so sad, man.
00:44:24That's what he did.
00:44:25I'm not feeling so sad.
00:44:26I'm not feeling so sad.
00:44:27I'm feeling so sad on YouTube.
00:44:28No, man.
00:44:29Let's come here.
00:44:30What happened?
00:44:31Where is the card?
00:44:32I fucked up, man.
00:44:33You fucked up.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35You fucked up.
00:44:36There's more somersault in the card, I think.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:39I don't want to take that choice.
00:44:41You had 51 chances to get it right.
00:44:44No.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46I mean...
00:44:47He fucked up, actually.
00:44:57How I fucked up?
00:44:58Why?
00:44:59By getting the wrong religion?
00:45:00You're not a good spectator, brother.
00:45:01Why?
00:45:02I don't know.
00:45:05There's no reason, brother.
00:45:06You're not a good spectator.
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09It's probably more than Swanee.
00:45:10It's possible, right?
00:45:11It's possible, right?
00:45:12It's possible.
00:45:13So...
00:45:14You're the first gaslighting magician in the world.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16What a bad magician, brother.
00:45:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:45:18If you're the first trick failed,
00:45:19you'll get your mother's shoes.
00:45:20Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:45:21Ha ha ha ha.
00:45:22Ha ha ha ha.
00:45:23Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:45:24Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:45:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:45:26Number seven?
00:45:27Hey.
00:45:27Hey, doc.
00:45:28My mom sn His shoes are please.
00:45:30Seven is a Porsche owned machine.
00:45:32What a big magician, bro.
00:45:34Giving up for Karan Singh, tragic...
00:45:37Giving up for David Plain.
00:45:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha, laptop ..
00:45:41Ha ha ha ha.
00:45:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha..
00:45:43sempre gjord.
00:45:43Has his trick worked before?
00:45:46Yes, this one has done.
00:45:48Sometimes people just fail at times, brother?
00:45:50Bro this is the most fun I had today.
00:45:52Today.
00:45:52Was it?
00:45:53Oh, buddy.
00:45:54Because for me, stand-up comedy plus magic was going on.
00:45:57But where's the magic?
00:45:59And where's the stand-up comedy?
00:46:01He's got a shirt and he's got a shirt.
00:46:04I'm giving a lot of numbers.
00:46:05How much?
00:46:06Seven of hearts.
00:46:11But, brother...
00:46:13I think she's holding your card.
00:46:15What?
00:46:17Plot twist.
00:46:18She's holding your card.
00:46:20What? Who's?
00:46:21I mean, she's holding your card.
00:46:22Who?
00:46:23She.
00:46:23She who?
00:46:24I mean, the queen is holding your card.
00:46:27Queen.
00:46:29Wow!
00:46:30Plot twist, plot twist, plot twist.
00:46:36Oh, it's actually there!
00:46:40Oh, shit!
00:46:41Oh, shit!
00:46:43Oh, shit!
00:46:51Papa, Papa, Papa, he's coming here.
00:46:53Papa...
00:46:58Look at that.
00:46:59Hey...
00:47:00Papa!
00:47:01Papa!
00:47:02Oh, God!
00:47:02Papa, Papa, Papa.
00:47:03Oh, God!
00:47:03What the fail...
00:47:04Oh, man, bro!
00:47:04Wow!
00:47:05Wow!
00:47:05Wow!
00:47:05Oh, man, man.
00:47:07Oh, man.
00:47:07Oh, man, man.
00:47:08Whoa!
00:47:09Oh, what a...
00:47:09A warm his direction.
00:47:11Wow!
00:47:11Oh, my God!
00:47:13Wow!
00:47:13Respect, bro.
00:47:15Oh, bro.
00:47:17Dude!
00:47:18Fuck!
00:47:19Oh, dude.
00:47:20Thank you so much.
00:47:21Give me one more for this.
00:47:28You need guts, bro.
00:47:29What a...
00:47:30Too good.
00:47:31Fuck.
00:47:32I was acting good, bro.
00:47:33It was good, right?
00:47:34Yeah, I didn't give it to zero.
00:47:37I'm going to throw a dick down.
00:47:39It's crazy.
00:47:41Fuck.
00:47:42What...
00:47:43What?
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:45It was...
00:47:46Okay, let's see.
00:47:47We're going to pass the shirt.
00:47:52Huh?
00:47:53Bro, you don't want to show it in the camera.
00:47:56You can show it now.
00:47:57If you come, people will say,
00:47:58I'll cut it off.
00:48:01That's okay.
00:48:02But in the starting point,
00:48:03why did I lose it?
00:48:07But, man...
00:48:08Do you do this for a living?
00:48:11Yes, I do.
00:48:12You should buy this.
00:48:13Something crazy.
00:48:15Have you done this same trick before?
00:48:16Yes, I did.
00:48:17Have you done this trick before?
00:48:18Yes, I did.
00:48:19Have you done this trick before?
00:48:20Have you done this trick?
00:48:21No.
00:48:22No.
00:48:23Every time you have...
00:48:24That is what...
00:48:25What is called now?
00:48:26Audience management.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28First love letter and first kiss.
00:48:30With a third standard girl.
00:48:31Hey!
00:48:32Hey!
00:48:33Third standard.
00:48:34In.
00:48:35No, no.
00:48:36In.
00:48:37With third standard girl, very different sentence.
00:48:38She was also...
00:48:39Very different sentence.
00:48:40Who was in the class?
00:48:41Who was in the third?
00:48:42I was in the third.
00:48:43I was in the third.
00:48:44I was in the third.
00:48:45Of course.
00:48:47That's what I meant.
00:48:49So, you kissed a third standard girl?
00:48:51Hey!
00:48:52I was in the third.
00:48:53Of course.
00:48:54But you still kissed.
00:48:55Shame on your wife.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:57So, then you started with your relationship?
00:49:02No, it was just...
00:49:03Who was in the first?
00:49:04Who was in the first?
00:49:06So, you had a ghang also once with your friends?
00:49:09Yes, brother.
00:49:10And how was it?
00:49:12That was crazy.
00:49:14I mean, I was having three friends.
00:49:16We were both friends.
00:49:17But I was thinking...
00:49:18Nothing is happening.
00:49:19I was thinking...
00:49:20Nothing is happening.
00:49:21Then...
00:49:22After a second, my digestion was slow.
00:49:23I was getting hit.
00:49:24Then...
00:49:25I was walking on the car and I was thinking,
00:49:26brother, don't trust me anything.
00:49:28I'm telling him anything.
00:49:29I said, brother, it's not my fault.
00:49:31I said, I don't have to worry about it.
00:49:33I was just wondering, I don't have to worry about it.
00:49:36I said, brother, don't worry about it.
00:49:37I said, brother, don't worry about it.
00:49:39And I said, brother, I have to remember it.
00:49:42I said this very hard.
00:49:44You should stick to magic.
00:49:48Good story.
00:49:50Don't tell me about this 5 minutes later.
00:49:52What an act man, well done, well done, well done, too good.
00:50:05Thank you so much for joining Sahil, Saleem Sheik bhai, time to give him a score and I have given him a 10 on 10 bhai, I really loved it.
00:50:1210, 10, 10.
00:50:139.5, lay.
00:50:1410 from you.
00:50:1510 from Chandni, that makes your average 10.
00:50:19Hey!
00:50:22I thought that's going to be a real magic bhai, he's crazy.
00:50:26Fuck man, but no stress, thank you so much for joining Sahil, Saleem Sheik.
00:50:29Thank you so much, thank you so much guys.
00:50:31Do you have an Instagram or something that you would like to promote?
00:50:35Because this was great, definitely more people should watch you.
00:50:37Yeah, it's Magician Sahil, that's it.
00:50:40Why did you pause for a moment, I didn't want to say anything.
00:50:43I forgot.
00:50:44Thank you so much Sahil, Saleem Sheik.
00:50:46Thank you man, thank you.
00:50:48Why India's got latent to meet Samiraina?
00:50:55Yeah, that's it.
00:50:57Thank you for joining our side, Sahil, Saleem Sheik bhai.
00:51:03Make some noise for Alba...
00:51:07Alblan.
00:51:08Alblan.
00:51:09Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:11For Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:13Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:14Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:15Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:16Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:17Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:18Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:19Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:20I'll be performing Urdu Poetry.
00:51:22Very serious.
00:51:23So...
00:51:24I'll start.
00:51:26I'll start.
00:51:27Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:28Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:29Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:30Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:31Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:32Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:33Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:34Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:35Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:36Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:37Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:38Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:39Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:40Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:41Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:42Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:43Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:44Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:45Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:46Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:47Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:48Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:49Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:50Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:51Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:52ii ish karna tujh se tu nai hai laazimi
00:51:54ab mein bhi hu hun yaha tu bhi hai
00:51:57yahi izhare iish ka khat
00:51:58medara ye hai aakeri
00:52:00ye pal do pal ki zindagi
00:52:02phir honne hai dhfn savi
00:52:04to kyiuna baate bhi hem karde
00:52:06dhfn ab yahi kahi
00:52:07mein kehdu tujko merah apne
00:52:10pannay aur kitaboh mein
00:52:11par sash to hai yehi sanam tu medri
00:52:13merah khwaabo mein
00:52:14mein tujko tere chaahne waale se bhi
00:52:17ziada chaahunga jho tu meli agar
00:52:19muijhe to aur kya hi mangonga
00:52:21Main jitna tere paas utna khud se bhi kareeb nahin. Jab bat tere ho to mujh se bada koi khateeb nahin.
00:52:28Main roku khud ko kaise tere baari hi ab sochta. Jo dardha mujhe ishk se wo hi kambakht ho chuka.
00:52:36Alright, alright, alright. Why you are so sad, bro?
00:52:40No, I'm not sad. I just write.
00:52:43Okay, it's the same thing.
00:52:48But that energy was on the way that you get the crowd. You are like aysaan kar rahe hai, bhai.
00:52:54Is this your attitude in general, bhai? No.
00:52:57Okay. No.
00:53:00But this is my first time on stage. So…
00:53:02It's your first time on stage? Usually… Excuse me, guys.
00:53:05You are shiver kar rahe hai, bhai. Aaram seh.
00:53:07Do you write on paper or like on old monk bottle?
00:53:11Eh, just keep your hands.
00:53:13Bro, that's because… No, that's because I smoke of it. That's why.
00:53:17Oh…
00:53:19That has nothing to do with the nervousness. I believe.
00:53:22Alright, let's make it better for him. Why don't we all give him a nice loud cheer. Let's make him warm on stage.
00:53:27Yeah. Yeah. Now the crowd is with you. Don't be nervous. Answer our questions. Be free. Smile a little.
00:53:33Yeah, bro. You look like you just invested in crypto.
00:53:36So, like what do you do, bro?
00:53:41First year.
00:53:43First year of what?
00:53:44B.A.
00:53:45Of weed.
00:53:46First year in B.A.
00:53:50In B.A.
00:53:51That's worse.
00:53:52That's why only nicotine and tobacco.
00:53:54That's why only nicotine and tobacco.
00:53:56Second year.
00:53:57Fortieth year.
00:53:59Fortieth year.
00:54:02So…
00:54:03It was very good, man.
00:54:04Whatever you wrote.
00:54:05What about it?
00:54:16It was pretty clear, I guess.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:19It was a Ruafzah jingle.
00:54:22Everybody understands this.
00:54:24If you explain what happened in short, what happened in short?
00:54:29In short, it was like…
00:54:31Fuck her, bro.
00:54:32It was…
00:54:33It's not short.
00:54:34It's short.
00:54:35It's short.
00:54:39That was my brief answer.
00:54:41Wow.
00:54:42Cool.
00:54:43I think when dealing with eighteen-year-olds…
00:54:45Cool.
00:54:46You should accept that meaning of everything is…
00:54:47Fuck her, bro.
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49Fuck her, okay.
00:54:50Bro, I'd love for you to be a lawyer.
00:54:51You know, like…
00:54:52Your honor.
00:54:53Fuck it, bro.
00:54:54Fuck it.
00:54:55Guilty.
00:54:56I will practice LLB.
00:54:57I will study LLB after a year.
00:54:58LLB?
00:54:59Right now, you're practicing KLPD.
00:55:00LLB?
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:04Let's go.
00:55:05Why?
00:55:06The joke has written myself as 10.
00:55:08I'm like 10 out of 10.
00:55:13Okay, sorry, buddy.
00:55:14Sorry, sorry.
00:55:15No, that's okay.
00:55:16It said…
00:55:17Okay, let's just talk about some of the things that you've written over here.
00:55:19You said you're a nice person to be around.
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I believe so.
00:55:24I'd like to believe so.
00:55:25Then why she left?
00:55:30Look, it's complicated.
00:55:32It's complicated.
00:55:33Okay.
00:55:34But I'm sure if you don't want to speak about it, that's cool.
00:55:37But…
00:55:38How long ago was the break-up?
00:55:40I'm looking at the poem.
00:55:41I'm doing it now.
00:55:42What are you doing now?
00:55:44What are you doing now?
00:55:45It's about $2.
00:55:47No, no.
00:55:48It hasn't happened.
00:55:49Break-up hasn't happened?
00:55:50No.
00:55:51It's complicated.
00:55:52It's complicated.
00:55:53It's complicated.
00:55:54You want to know.
00:55:55I'm coming later.
00:55:56I'm coming later.
00:55:57I'm coming later.
00:55:58I'm coming later.
00:55:59I'm coming later.
00:56:00I'm coming later.
00:56:01Calm.
00:56:02This is going online.
00:56:03This is your perfect medium.
00:56:04Just look straight into the camera.
00:56:05Say whatever.
00:56:06Like Shalini's sonali.
00:56:07Fuck you.
00:56:08Kaptam karde.
00:56:09You are in her relationship and you said fuck her.
00:56:13No, no, no.
00:56:14That's what you said.
00:56:15It's complicated.
00:56:16In no situation is saying fuck her.
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:21No.
00:56:22She will listen to it.
00:56:23How she will feel?
00:56:24Fuck her is open to different meanings then.
00:56:26No.
00:56:27What do you think I smoke for?
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:31Lighter, Opie.
00:56:32How complicated is it?
00:56:34Like how many other people are involved?
00:56:36He's 18, dude.
00:56:38What?
00:56:39How complicated can it be?
00:56:40But also…
00:56:41He's in the classes and he's in the classes.
00:56:42Like what is the age of 18 years?
00:56:44What can be complicated?
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:46Let's just come to his goal in life.
00:56:47His goal in life is earn enough money to produce a show like India's Got Latent.
00:56:51And get better judges on the panel.
00:56:58That's my goal also, bhai.
00:57:04I asked for your seat after the performance and they're like,
00:57:07Sameh's budget was coming.
00:57:08Let's go for it.
00:57:09No, there's a seat.
00:57:11If you listen to one other Urdu Shari,
00:57:13two people will go out there.
00:57:18I take pride in my writing, bro.
00:57:20Bro, you are a very good singer, yaar.
00:57:22Really, really.
00:57:26Your writing is a bit too deep for me, I think.
00:57:29Yeah, I know.
00:57:30I'm surface level.
00:57:31I know.
00:57:32Somebody told me this is the wrong show for you.
00:57:34Wrong show for you.
00:57:35Yes, yes.
00:57:36You should go to MTV Muscle.
00:57:39So, if you could have one superpower,
00:57:42you could read people's minds.
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:45Why?
00:57:46Because I'm an overthinker.
00:57:47I spend a lot of time thinking what the other person might be thinking.
00:57:50What do you think Andrew Day is thinking?
00:57:54Why are you looking?
00:58:01I think he's waiting me to get off the stage.
00:58:05He's like, when will I get off the stage?
00:58:07Is this true?
00:58:08Yes, sir.
00:58:14Sir, now you've seen the guy who's writing the songs on you.
00:58:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:23Yeah.
00:58:24No, I'm not gonna perform a rap in English.
00:58:26But I write in English.
00:58:27I like it.
00:58:29Albaan.
00:58:30Albaan.
00:58:31Albaan.
00:58:32Albaan.
00:58:33Albaan.
00:58:34Albaan.
00:58:35Get out the phone.
00:58:36Get out the phone.
00:58:37Get out the phone.
00:58:38Get out the phone.
00:58:39Get out the phone.
00:58:40Get out the phone.
00:58:41I'm looking for time to see why I'm not finished.
00:58:42That's a great moment.
00:58:43Why?
00:58:44I'm not finished when I'm finished.
00:58:47I've just turned out that if I got started recording, my mistake.
00:58:52I'm just making a rap video.
00:58:54For the rest of my work doesn't matter.
00:58:56It's about to play.
00:58:59Ugh.
00:59:00Did it?
00:59:01Yeah, yeah.
00:59:02Are you rapping?
00:59:03Are you rapping?
00:59:04Come on.
00:59:05Let's go, let's go.
00:59:06Yo!
00:59:07Boom, boom, chik chik.
00:59:09Boom, boom, chik.
00:59:10Chk, chk, chk.
00:59:11Chk, chk.
00:59:13I don't know how to beatbox, man.
00:59:15My beatbox is as good as your shirey, man. I don't know, man.
00:59:19Love you, I love you.
00:59:20I'll introduce you.
00:59:21Ladies and gentlemen, have you seen Gully Boy?
00:59:24Give it up all the way from Mumbai Central for Dukhi Boy.
00:59:28Hey!
00:59:31I had a cantaloupe for breakfast because I was feeling fresh.
00:59:34I'm like a star of the Nexus.
00:59:35Yeah, honestly, I'm blessed when I took a tower in my Lexus.
00:59:38As easy as I get, I brought that bitch a fucking necklace in the million dollar debt.
00:59:42Hey!
00:59:42I'm a Karaza, I hate it when the sun goes down.
00:59:45Music is louder when your boy enters downtown.
00:59:48I'm at the party and the wife's fucking stagnant.
00:59:50I had a couple of notches, that bitch is pregnant.
00:59:52Now I'm playing rags on rags.
00:59:53I'm playing clash of clans.
00:59:55I'm free, I have no plans.
00:59:56No, you don't stand no chance.
00:59:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:00:00All I could hear was someone's wife you're fucking...
01:00:03and now that bitch is pregnant.
01:00:06Just after a few notches, you know, like...
01:00:09So...
01:00:10That's why it's complicated.
01:00:11It is, it is.
01:00:13Now it makes sense.
01:00:14Bro, Albalan, you should not do that to other's wives, man.
01:00:18This was a fictional set.
01:00:19Ah.
01:00:20You have a defense for everything.
01:00:22Why don't you become a lawyer?
01:00:24That's what I planned to do.
01:00:25Oh, yeah, you want to become a lawyer?
01:00:27Let's go on the correct path, bhai.
01:00:29Three times, I've watched Suits.
01:00:31Oh, I also want to become a doctor.
01:00:32Three times, I've watched Grey's Anatomy.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:35Only ready.
01:00:37What else?
01:00:38So, if you have unlimited money,
01:00:41then do you write again?
01:00:43Why do I write again?
01:00:44Why do I write again?
01:00:45Why do I write again?
01:00:46So, now you're writing about money?
01:00:49No.
01:00:51But now...
01:00:52I don't want to do anything.
01:00:53I don't want to pay money.
01:00:54I don't want to pay money.
01:00:55I don't want to go out.
01:00:56So, I'll write again.
01:00:57Okay.
01:00:57So, if you have unlimited money,
01:00:58then what do you do now?
01:00:59I don't want to pay money.
01:01:00I don't want to pay money.
01:01:01I don't want to pay money.
01:01:04Oh my god.
01:01:05Oh my god.
01:01:07Oh my god.
01:01:09It's our same.
01:01:10It's our same.
01:01:12It's our same.
01:01:13It's our same.
01:01:15It's our same.
01:01:16It's right.
01:01:17So, okay.
01:01:18Time to score Albala and Chuna, bhai.
01:01:20Okay?
01:01:20So, let's mix one another for him.
01:01:21We have once more.
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:25So,
01:01:27I've given you
01:01:29Six.
01:01:32I will give you 5.5.
01:01:36You have given it.
01:01:38For everything apart from the poetry,
01:01:39Eight.
01:01:42And how many of you have given it to poetry?
01:01:43Poetry, zero.
01:01:46Chal, Chitra Talks.
01:01:49Fucking hell, man.
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:52Man, I'll give you five.
01:01:54And Chandi?
01:01:55For everything, including the poetry,
01:01:58Eight.
01:01:58Oh, so sweet.
01:02:01So, that makes your average a 6.5.
01:02:04Yes, close.
01:02:04Bro, bro, bro.
01:02:06Not even close.
01:02:07Wow.
01:02:08Can you see it on the table?
01:02:09What?
01:02:10You've lost the suspense.
01:02:11And I'm sadder than he was.
01:02:14Now, I'll write more.
01:02:18Two numbers, bro.
01:02:19It's okay.
01:02:19But you've done two numbers,
01:02:21then it's okay.
01:02:24In my defense, no one understood it.
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:27You really thought he would.
01:02:29Out of everybody.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31You think Rohan Joshi would understand Urdu quite well?
01:02:33Yeah, really.
01:02:34Like, yeah.
01:02:34I was sitting here with Google Translate open full time.
01:02:36Come on.
01:02:38But no, bro.
01:02:38I hope someone on the internet understands this,
01:02:40on the members only video.
01:02:41Thank you so much
01:02:42for what's coming here.
01:02:45I'll plant you now.
01:02:45Yeah, Rafa.
01:02:46I'll plant you now, everybody.
01:02:50So, all right.
01:02:51Up next, we have The Playlist.
01:02:54Make some noise for the group.
01:02:55The Playlist.
01:03:01Bhai sahab, The Playlist.
01:03:03Let's go.
01:03:03Oh.
01:03:10Sir, what will you do?
01:03:24There will be someone who will be here.
01:03:27There will be someone who will be here.
01:03:31Someone will sit in the hair.
01:03:34What happened to me?
01:03:38Alright, make some noise for the playlist.
01:03:42Check, check, check.
01:03:50What do you need, bro?
01:03:52What do you need?
01:03:54What do you need?
01:03:56I think it's shaking. It's shaking.
01:03:57It's shaking. If Albala is shaking, he's shaking.
01:04:03What do you need to do with Albala?
01:04:08You've set up so much, you've seen a bad guy.
01:04:12You should have to do it with Arjeet Singh.
01:04:18Alright, make some noise for the playlist, guys.
01:04:29Hello, check, check, check.
01:04:30Hello, check.
01:04:32A little bit of bass. Hello.
01:04:34Check.
01:04:34Now, if you don't miss...
01:04:37I'll try, try.
01:04:38I'll close the mic.
01:04:42Hello, check.
01:04:42It's very slow.
01:04:44A little bit.
01:04:46How long have you taken the set-up?
01:04:48If you don't miss Michael Jackson,
01:04:50I'll try.
01:04:52All right?
01:04:52I'll try.
01:04:53A little bit.
01:04:54A little bit.
01:04:56This is how the act is.
01:04:58I'll try.
01:05:00I'll try.
01:05:06Three, two, one.
01:05:07Let's go.
01:05:08That's all.
01:05:09I'll try.
01:05:10That's all.
01:05:11That's all.
01:05:12I'll try both of them.
01:05:13Let's do the test.
01:05:14I'll try.
01:05:15I'll try.
01:05:16I'll try.
01:05:17I'll try.
01:05:18I'll try.
01:05:19I'll try.
01:05:20I'll try.
01:05:22Bye.
01:05:26I'll try.
01:05:27Let's do it.
01:05:28Check.
01:05:29How much are you checked?
01:05:31Man.
01:05:33I'll do the Covid test.
01:05:37You see Shankar Madevan.
01:05:46Okay, time to score them now.
01:05:49Are you ready to start?
01:05:56Can we start again?
01:05:58Can we begin?
01:05:59Let me tell you.
01:06:00Make some noise for the playlist.
01:06:02Alright, make some noise for the playlist.
01:06:19You have a heart inside of your head.
01:06:26To the beat.
01:06:30If you have a heart inside of your head,
01:06:37i am going to climb up a multiplex.
01:06:40I came to go to the beat.
01:06:42When the beat is große grounded,
01:06:44I make it fast.
01:06:45I make it hard.
01:06:47What are you doing?
01:06:49If you have a heart inside of mine,
01:06:52i will be suffering.
01:06:55I will be suffering.
01:06:59If you were a one next meal
01:07:03I had eaten all this
01:07:07If you were a one next meal
01:07:11I had eaten... I was a one ini
01:07:12I had eaten... lh tea... lh teaご in
01:07:14I had eaten all medications
01:07:17Oh much success
01:07:21Oh much success
01:07:24Oh much success
01:07:27Oh look at what she looks
01:07:29I
01:07:59Danny, Danny, Danny
01:08:29Thank you, bro. Let's go.
01:08:40All right. Thank you, everybody. That's our show for tonight.
01:08:44Bro, that was crazy.
01:08:47He drank a mic last night.
01:08:49He drank a mic last night.
01:08:52He never used this mic.
01:08:55Tomorrow, two airports will be born from this mic.
01:08:57Again.
01:08:59This bitch is pregnant.
01:09:06Oh, bro.
01:09:08What a lip lock you had with the mic.
01:09:11Bro, what did you think of the meeting call in the beach?
01:09:14Who was that?
01:09:16Who was that?
01:09:17Who was that?
01:09:17Who was that?
01:09:18Who was that?
01:09:19Yes, that was it.
01:09:20But we had to give time and we had to exceed.
01:09:22We thought it would be closed.
01:09:23So, then we didn't get to go.
01:09:25It was fun.
01:09:25They didn't get to close.
01:09:26Five minutes performed.
01:09:27Crazy.
01:09:28Sorry.
01:09:29No, no, bro.
01:09:30It was easy, bro.
01:09:31But...
01:09:32You had to get to see six minutes, bro.
01:09:33The test.
01:09:36You're big, bro.
01:09:37Look, I hope you won't be disappointed.
01:09:39No, no, no.
01:09:39It was very true, bro.
01:09:40Whatever it was.
01:09:41Sarcasm?
01:09:42No, no.
01:09:42Genuinely.
01:09:43Why sarcasm was it?
01:09:44You justified the time you took.
01:09:46Okay.
01:09:47It's written here.
01:09:47We move on quickly.
01:09:49Yeah.
01:09:50Next question.
01:09:57Well, good.
01:10:03That's close.
01:10:04Mo, thank you.
01:10:05The setup.
01:10:05Setup.
01:10:06Setup.
01:10:07Do you play chess?
01:10:11You see all YouTube videos made, I spent my life inconsistent.
01:10:15Once again, you've taken so many checks.
01:10:17So, are you from Gurgaon?
01:10:21No, here.
01:10:23So, do you want to speak to them?
01:10:25Full of bad.
01:10:35Hello, how are you guys? What are your names?
01:10:37My name is Mahika Nayar.
01:10:39I'm Vaishnavi Pillai.
01:10:41Oh, very nice.
01:10:43Harishini Pillai here?
01:10:45No.
01:10:46Thank God.
01:10:47Bro, you have no idea.
01:10:49Okay.
01:10:50Who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows.
01:10:55Oh no, I missed that episode.
01:10:57I'm glad you did my wife, Saisha.
01:11:00How many people do you have in your band over here? It said 17.
01:11:03So, currently we are having like 5-6 members.
01:11:06Earlier it was 17. So, every band story.
01:11:09So, when does a band become an orchestra?
01:11:12See, actually we were an acapella crew at first.
01:11:15Okay.
01:11:16Oh.
01:11:17And then we switched to like because our varieties are here.
01:11:19Classical singing and western and everything.
01:11:21So, that's how we formed a band like indie fusion type.
01:11:25So, where did you meet?
01:11:27Where did you meet?
01:11:28Where did you meet?
01:11:29College.
01:11:30Don't worry.
01:11:31Don't worry.
01:11:32College.
01:11:33College.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:35Is this like this in college?
01:11:36Yes.
01:11:37It was more than that.
01:11:38Okay.
01:11:39Okay.
01:11:40And what did you share equity?
01:11:41Oh.
01:11:42Oh.
01:11:43Oh.
01:11:44Oh.
01:11:45Oh.
01:11:46Oh.
01:11:47Oh.
01:11:48Oh.
01:11:49Oh.
01:11:50Oh.
01:11:51That's so sweet, man.
01:11:52That's so sweet.
01:11:53If you could have one superpower, it would be healing.
01:11:56Healing.
01:11:57Yeah.
01:11:58Yeah.
01:11:59What did he do?
01:12:00I think they have written this answer.
01:12:02Right?
01:12:03He wrote it for himself.
01:12:04He gave it for healing.
01:12:05What did he do?
01:12:06No.
01:12:07Mental peace.
01:12:08What is your stress?
01:12:09What is your life?
01:12:10What is your stress?
01:12:11What is your stress?
01:12:12What is your stress?
01:12:13What is your stress?
01:12:14What is your stress?
01:12:15What is your stress?
01:12:16Yes.
01:12:17By chance.
01:12:19By chance.
01:12:22It was just me.
01:12:23Okay.
01:12:24So what is your stress?
01:12:25No.
01:12:26No.
01:12:27Actually, I have a job for music and all.
01:12:29I have to take care of everything.
01:12:30Just to make sure that music can be done.
01:12:33What are you doing now?
01:12:34In your first episode, a person put a paper from a company.
01:12:38Jio.
01:12:39Oh, you are in Jio?
01:12:40Yes.
01:12:41I am sure.
01:12:42My signal is not coming.
01:12:43Please.
01:12:44Do this.
01:12:45I will give you 10.
01:12:46What are you doing?
01:12:47You are on airplane mode and off.
01:12:48You are on airplane mode and off.
01:12:49You are on airplane mode and off.
01:12:50You are on airplane mode.
01:12:51You are on airplane mode.
01:12:52You are on Kashmiri's phone.
01:12:59But you are very sweet.
01:13:01Both of you.
01:13:02And...
01:13:05So...
01:13:06What else is there about them?
01:13:07Playlist.
01:13:08But I hope you guys make it.
01:13:09What else?
01:13:11Should we score them?
01:13:12Yeah.
01:13:13Make some noise for the playlist.
01:13:14Come on.
01:13:16Time to score the playlist.
01:13:18I have given you...
01:13:19An 8.5.
01:13:20Okay.
01:13:21I will go with 8.5 as well.
01:13:23Because they were awesome.
01:13:24Yeah.
01:13:258.
01:13:268.
01:13:27Asha.
01:13:28Sonu Nigam met us.
01:13:29Asha.
01:13:33Why 8?
01:13:34Can you tell us?
01:13:35The answer is a little longer.
01:13:36The performance was very good.
01:13:37Oh, oh, oh.
01:13:38Asha.
01:13:39One second.
01:13:40One second.
01:13:41What name is your podcast's longest interview?
01:13:43Yeah.
01:13:44Longest interview is a podcast.
01:13:46And here he is saying that his answer is long.
01:13:48Okay.
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:51I will give you a 9.
01:13:52Oh.
01:13:53Balance.
01:13:54And...
01:13:55I have given a 9 as well.
01:13:569.
01:13:57That makes your average.
01:13:588.5.
01:13:59Oh.
01:14:00Oh.
01:14:01Oh.
01:14:02Oh.
01:14:03Okay.
01:14:04Yeah.
01:14:05Okay.
01:14:06Oh.
01:14:07Okay.
01:14:08You are relax.
01:14:09I mean, relax.
01:14:10You should not.
01:14:11No.
01:14:12No.
01:14:13No.
01:14:14No.
01:14:15No.
01:14:16No.
01:14:17No.
01:14:18No.
01:14:19No.
01:14:20No.
01:14:21No.
01:14:22No.
01:14:23No.
01:14:24No.
01:14:25No.
01:14:26No.
01:14:27No.
01:14:28I'm so sorry.
01:14:30Man.
01:14:31You guys were so good.
01:14:32So good.
01:14:33You guys were so good.
01:14:34Can we have a bigger round of applause for the playlist everybody?
01:14:36Thank you so much for joining.
01:14:38Thank you so much.
01:14:39Unsubscribe to Church of the Dogs.
01:14:41Take care, my brother.
01:14:42Thank you so much for joining.
01:14:43Thank you so much guys.
01:14:44Thank you so much guys.
01:14:45Oh.
01:14:46So close.
01:14:47Alright.
01:14:48That was something really good I think.
01:14:49Yeah.
01:14:50This show doesn't deserve this.
01:14:52Take care.
01:14:53Take care.
01:14:54Take care.
01:14:55Take care.
01:14:56Take care.
01:14:57Take care.
01:14:58Take care.
01:14:59Take care.
01:15:00Take care.
01:15:01Take care.
01:15:02How many people have been written?
01:15:05They are so good.
01:15:06They are so good.
01:15:07We are both bodyguards.
01:15:08We are both.
01:15:09Alright.
01:15:10Up next we are Poshak Dua.
01:15:12Who is a magician.
01:15:13Woo.
01:15:14Give it up for Poshak please.
01:15:16Yay.
01:15:17Woo.
01:15:18Guys clap mode.
01:15:19Handsome bro.
01:15:24He is handsome bro.
01:15:27It is not Kashmiri but.
01:15:29His magic is he makes your panties disappear.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:34So I need one person from any of you to come here.
01:15:37If somebody can join.
01:15:38Wait a minute.
01:15:40Since Sahil said it.
01:15:41Sahil.
01:15:42I'd love for you to come.
01:15:43Sahil.
01:15:44Sahil.
01:15:45Make some noise to Sahil sir.
01:15:48And if you guys can hold it.
01:15:50Okay.
01:15:51Crazy magic.
01:15:52We are giving you work.
01:15:53We are giving you work.
01:15:54Your whole act does not do it.
01:15:57Write the score first.
01:15:59Let's see how he can do it.
01:16:02Perfect.
01:16:03You can keep doing it.
01:16:04What is our work here?
01:16:05I'll tell you.
01:16:06Okay.
01:16:07Once the act starts.
01:16:08Patience bro.
01:16:10Start.
01:16:11Do it bro.
01:16:12What would you do.
01:16:13If you could actually read minds.
01:16:16Everything that you are thinking of.
01:16:18At some point.
01:16:19I've actually tried in my life.
01:16:21Sameh.
01:16:22Rohan.
01:16:23I think we all have a connection here.
01:16:24Rohan.
01:16:25In your mind.
01:16:26Can you just think of a two digit number.
01:16:28In fact.
01:16:29You know what.
01:16:30Say it out loud.
01:16:31Right now.
01:16:32So that everybody here knows that number as well.
01:16:3328.
01:16:34And is there a reason for that.
01:16:35Why did you say that number.
01:16:36Because you asked.
01:16:37Or a number.
01:16:38But it's random right.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Perfect.
01:16:42I have a list here.
01:16:43Of different celebrities.
01:16:44Like Michael Jackson.
01:16:45Tom Hanks.
01:16:46From around the world.
01:16:47I just want you to remember the celebrity.
01:16:49At number 28.
01:16:50You said right.
01:17:00Perfect.
01:17:01Yeah.
01:17:02I want this kind of one.
01:17:03So now.
01:17:07Sahil with you.
01:17:08I want you to take both your fingers.
01:17:10And just keep it on your ears.
01:17:12Like this.
01:17:13And block your ears.
01:17:14Like the audience in your shows.
01:17:18Okay.
01:17:19And whatever you hear.
01:17:20Love you.
01:17:21Sahil come here.
01:17:22We have less time.
01:17:23No time.
01:17:24Time.
01:17:25I'm going to research everything.
01:17:26And close your eyes.
01:17:27Look at the audience.
01:17:28Close your eyes.
01:17:29And whatever you can just hear in your mind.
01:17:30And keep saying it again.
01:17:31And again.
01:17:32And again.
01:17:33And again.
01:17:34Perfect.
01:17:35Sahil come over here.
01:17:36This side.
01:17:37Come over this side.
01:17:38Be honest with me.
01:17:39In the mic.
01:17:40Did you hear something inside your mind?
01:17:41Can you move my hand?
01:17:42Yeah.
01:17:43Yeah.
01:17:44Yeah.
01:17:45Yeah.
01:17:46Yeah.
01:17:47Was it a male voice or a female voice?
01:17:48Female voice.
01:17:49Female.
01:17:50You're thinking of a celebrity.
01:17:51Right?
01:17:52The initials.
01:17:53If it's correct.
01:17:54Their reactions will tell you that.
01:17:55For the first time.
01:17:56I hope it's correct.
01:17:57Can you say the name out loud?
01:17:58Of the celebrity.
01:17:59Priyanka Chopra.
01:18:00Ohhhh.
01:18:01PC.
01:18:02That's Priyanka Chopra.
01:18:03You were fabulous.
01:18:04Well done.
01:18:05Thank you so much.
01:18:06I did nothing.
01:18:07I just heard an audio.
01:18:08Wow.
01:18:09Well done.
01:18:10Yeah.
01:18:14Bro.
01:18:15I thought this was PC Sargar.
01:18:17He's amazing as well.
01:18:18By the way I wasn't kidding.
01:18:20This is not a plug.
01:18:21But if you actually go to my Instagram right now.
01:18:23P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:25Poshuk Dua.
01:18:26You'll see I've actually written a prediction in my bio.
01:18:28If anyone's internet is working.
01:18:29Now.
01:18:30Okay.
01:18:31Now I'm very interested.
01:18:32P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:34Poshuk Dua.
01:18:35Poshuk Dua.
01:18:36Who are these girls in your explore page?
01:18:38Share it.
01:18:39P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:42P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:43P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:44P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:45Wow.
01:18:46Wow.
01:18:47Wow.
01:18:48Can you read it Samir?
01:18:49Oh yeah.
01:18:50It says.
01:18:51Okay.
01:18:52Poshuk Dua.
01:18:53Artists.
01:18:54Cybermentalists.
01:18:55Booking at workat.poshuk at gmail.com.
01:18:57Poshuk Dua predicts Samai Raina will think of Priyanka Chopra.
01:19:01Wow.
01:19:02Nice.
01:19:03Wow.
01:19:04That's crazy.
01:19:05How did you do this?
01:19:07Thank you so much guys.
01:19:09What?
01:19:10Man.
01:19:11That was some crazy app.
01:19:15So here he said that you were blind in 2011.
01:19:20Yeah.
01:19:21I mean not completely blind.
01:19:22You are in love?
01:19:23I am doing it like every minute.
01:19:25Oh, masturbation does cause blindness.
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:28Got it.
01:19:29Wow.
01:19:30Wow.
01:19:31Wow.
01:19:32Wow.
01:19:33Wow.
01:19:34Wow.
01:19:35Wow.
01:19:36Wow.
01:19:37Wow.
01:19:38Wow.
01:19:39Wow.
01:19:40You can't smell poshuk without posh.
01:19:42I was that kid who was very goal oriented and then after that I had a few videos that were viral on youtube
01:19:49I had a video in which I did the first kissing magic prank in India where I was asking girls if I am able to read their mind they will have to give a peck on my cheek
01:19:58so it was viral
01:20:00You can't smell Poshak without Posh
01:20:08So then did you get a kiss?
01:20:09Yes, there will be a video now I think it's not a youtube channel but someone has put it on youtube
01:20:14So when did you get a kiss in this process?
01:20:16So then
01:20:17Who did you get a kiss of girlfriend?
01:20:20So then my interest was shut from my studies so when I was going to class I got to see practically
01:20:25Like my subconscious mind was saying that this is
01:20:27Kiss me to the teacher
01:20:30Come and show me the chemistry
01:20:33So how did the kiss of a kiss?
01:20:35I don't know, when I went to the doctor I said that your eyes are fine but as soon as I would sit in the lecture hall
01:20:41I didn't show anything and this went on for two years
01:20:43And then I came to the mass comm college and I could see everything again
01:20:48In engineering college he couldn't see
01:20:50In mass comm he came to the girls in college he could see again
01:20:53Ah okay
01:20:54I miss Balraj
01:20:55Love you Chandi
01:21:00Love you Chandi
01:21:04So you are still there
01:21:05Like Samai's scam is no, he'll say the worst thing and be like love you
01:21:08Love you
01:21:09Love you
01:21:10Love you
01:21:10Love you
01:21:11Samai's magic trick is he's losing this venue today
01:21:15Okay you've written let's, okay some interesting thing over here you've written I can put a long tail in my nose
01:21:19What do you mean?
01:21:20Long nail
01:21:21Long nail
01:21:22I don't take
01:21:22Oh
01:21:23Bro
01:21:23You don't want to look at it
01:21:24Your eyes are also doing well
01:21:26Seeing what you want to see
01:21:29What do you mean by other like a killa
01:21:31I mean I can show you guys
01:21:33You can put a long nail in your eyes
01:21:35Yes
01:21:35In your nose
01:21:36I want to see
01:21:36Yes
01:21:37In your nose
01:21:38I want to see
01:21:39And
01:21:39Go ahead bro
01:21:40Even I think
01:21:41He's scanning it
01:21:43I love it
01:21:43You can do this too
01:21:45You can take a long nail from your eyes
01:21:47Long nail like a type of cocaine
01:21:47No, no, no, no
01:21:48What
01:21:49Like a
01:21:50Oh
01:21:52Oh
01:21:52Do you want to take a long nail now?
01:21:55No, no one can take a long nail
01:21:56Let's make sure it's actually what it appears to be
01:21:59One second
01:21:59Look at this
01:22:02I'll show you
01:22:04If you put it then
01:22:05Then you won't take it
01:22:06Yes, I'll take it
01:22:08Makes sense
01:22:10This is a proper nail bro
01:22:13This is why India's got talent
01:22:14Why are you making a talent?
01:22:15That's right bro
01:22:16When you're making a talent
01:22:17You're making a talent
01:22:20Yeah?
01:22:20That's right bro
01:22:22One more test
01:22:23Yeah, that's right
01:22:27Let's try
01:22:28You want to come?
01:22:29You'll see from close up
01:22:32How do you invite this?
01:22:33What a pick up line?
01:22:35Yeah
01:22:35What a pick up line
01:22:36Yeah, wow
01:22:38As long as this is not going up my nose
01:22:40I'm fine
01:22:41The blood is coming in my heart
01:22:42I'm still dying
01:22:46Let's go
01:22:46Oh, I don't know
01:22:47Let's go
01:22:48Oh, I don't know
01:22:51You're a deep man
01:22:55Did you get to the test of the covid?
01:23:00Oh my god
01:23:04Oh, brother
01:23:06Oh, okay
01:23:08Okay
01:23:12I can't do this anymore
01:23:15I can't
01:23:16I can't do this anymore
01:23:17No, thank you
01:23:18What would you do to get cocaine from the party?
01:23:21He's like
01:23:22He's like
01:23:23He's like
01:23:24He's like
01:23:25He's like
01:23:26He's like
01:23:27He's like
01:23:28He's like
01:23:29He's like
01:23:30He's like
01:23:31He's like
01:23:32He's like
01:23:33He's like
01:23:34If I may
01:23:35If I may
01:23:36It wasn't going up like that
01:23:37It was going in
01:23:38For some reason
01:23:39That doesn't make it better
01:23:40I don't know how
01:23:41I don't know how
01:23:42So for any kids watching it
01:23:44Please don't try
01:23:44And for adults
01:23:46If anyone wants to go home and try it
01:23:47Never do it up
01:23:48Because your brain is there
01:23:50No, no
01:23:50No, no
01:23:51Gigs and adults
01:23:52Don't try this at home
01:23:53And no adults watch Samai's channel
01:23:55So it's fine
01:24:00Why did you take it in your heart?
01:24:01I love you
01:24:03I love you
01:24:04Bye
01:24:05Oh
01:24:05Crazy my side
01:24:15What other orifices
01:24:17If any
01:24:19I haven't tried any other but
01:24:21I've tried eyes
01:24:23I've tried
01:24:25Putting thread
01:24:27And putting
01:24:28Like small corn kernels
01:24:30Now I know
01:24:31How you became blind
01:24:32Yeah
01:24:33Makes a lot more sense
01:24:35Should we score him?
01:24:36Yeah
01:24:36Yeah
01:24:36100%
01:24:37Alright so make some noise
01:24:38Poshak Dua once more
01:24:39What about it?
01:24:41So I have given you
01:24:43Any guesses?
01:24:45You know I feel like
01:24:46It's a real
01:24:47This thing on your mentalism
01:24:49If you can't guess the score
01:24:50Yeah
01:24:51Yeah
01:24:52I can but technically
01:24:54It'll be cheating
01:24:55Okay let's see
01:24:56Now let's see
01:24:57So I've given you 9
01:25:01I will give 9.5
01:25:039.5
01:25:04Now your PC will come and do it
01:25:06Yeah
01:25:07What about 2?
01:25:08Big fan sir
01:25:09Oh
01:25:10Shit
01:25:12Tell me
01:25:13Lot of friends
01:25:13I love you but
01:25:148
01:25:158
01:25:16David Bronzefield
01:25:19Take it
01:25:20Take it
01:25:2110
01:25:21Oh
01:25:22Oh
01:25:23What's the matter bro?
01:25:24I have given him a 9
01:25:259 from Chandni also
01:25:27Because he asked her to come close
01:25:30So your average is 9
01:25:37Bro
01:25:37Looks like performance phase
01:25:49Wow makes you know Poshak
01:26:08Thank you thank you guys
01:26:09First of all, you watch a lot of girls in college.
01:26:16Okay, sorry.
01:26:18So I love to show them how you can actually get women, impress them, get their number actually.
01:26:25You can try this, but you can try it with your phone.
01:26:28Yeah, yeah.
01:26:30Why would I do this trick?
01:26:33I don't know, 9-8.
01:26:35Open your dial pad.
01:26:37100%.
01:26:38Now, 5,000,000 from his account.
01:26:43And we will blur this of course, but type in your number.
01:26:46Why does everything blur me?
01:26:54Type in your phone number.
01:26:55My phone number.
01:26:56Yes, this phone number.
01:26:58If you have a network, this will work.
01:27:00In the audience, have you heard about photographic memory?
01:27:04How many people have heard about it?
01:27:06Just raise your hand.
01:27:09You have, you have, you have.
01:27:11Yeah.
01:27:12What would you say, how much time will it take you to memorize a number?
01:27:15If you want to do this.
01:27:16It depends on the police, it happens.
01:27:19Open one more.
01:27:22Is it the police?
01:27:23Let's try this.
01:27:24I have a feeling this won't work today.
01:27:29But actually, I'm going to enjoy it.
01:27:34Do you want me to do this?
01:27:35Do you want me to do the phone number?
01:27:37Hold your phone like this.
01:27:40Yes.
01:27:41I will try and see.
01:27:42One time, show everyone to the audience.
01:27:44It's, think about it.
01:27:45There's an eight in the beginning.
01:27:46Yeah.
01:27:47Then a three, right?
01:27:48And a little girl in the phone.
01:27:50And a little girl.
01:27:52But think about it again.
01:27:54There's a two as well.
01:27:56Um, double nine zero double seven five two.
01:28:01Is that your number?
01:28:02Yeah.
01:28:04Not impressed.
01:28:05Let's, let's take it to the next step.
01:28:06Let's take it to the next step.
01:28:07This is right.
01:28:08This is right.
01:28:09This is right.
01:28:10This is right.
01:28:11This is right.
01:28:12This is right.
01:28:13No, no, no, no.
01:28:16You're wrong.
01:28:17You're wrong.
01:28:18You're wrong.
01:28:19Open your phone.
01:28:20Open your phone.
01:28:21Let's take it to the next step.
01:28:23You see, every mentalist would do that, right?
01:28:25But I'm a cyber mentalist.
01:28:26Just show your phone again.
01:28:27Watch.
01:28:28If I just do that.
01:28:33Show me your phone.
01:28:34If I remove numbers from here.
01:28:36You see how they start jumping in the other phone.
01:28:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:28:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:28:43There's still one number missing, right?
01:28:44Eight is missing.
01:28:45Watch.
01:28:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:28:54That's crazy.
01:28:55This guy, this guy crazy.
01:28:58Make some noise.
01:28:59.
01:29:01.
01:29:03Oh

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