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First broadcast 23rd January 2007.

Monica manages to claw onto Frank and Frank has to choose between her and Sheila. Elsewhere, Lip, Ian and Carl organize a garden sale.

David Threlfall ... Frank
Maggie O'Neill ... Sheila
Annabelle Apsion ... Monica
Elliott Tittensor ... Carl
Gerard Kearns ... Ian
Rebecca Ryan ... Debbie
Jody Latham ... Lip
Marjorie Yates ... Carol
Samantha Siddall ... Mandy
Johnny Bennett ... Liam
Michael Legge ... Tom
Warren Donnelly ... Stan
Amanda Ryan ... Carrie
Dystin Johnson ... Norma
Sean Gilder ... Paddy
Aaron McCusker ... Jamie
Tina Malone ... Mimi
Rebecca Atkinson ... Karen
Nicky Evans ... Shane
Ciaran Griffiths ... Micky
Lindsey Dawson ... Jez
Jamie Doyle ... Jimmy
Geoffrey Wilkinson ... Priest
Johnathan Brenner ... Jesus
Derek Lawson ... Maguire Cousin
Darren Whitfield ... Desk Sargeant

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00:00Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth estate is the Garden of Eden, but it's been a good home to us, to me, Frank Gallagher, and me kids, who I'm proud of, because every single one of them reminds me a little of me.
00:19They can all think for themselves, which they've got me to thank for, Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip anymore, Ian, a lot like his man, which is handy for the others, because she's disappeared into thin air, and Carl, we don't let him grow his hair for two reasons, one, it makes it stand on end and makes him look like Toya, two, Nick's love him.
00:44Debbie, said by God, total angel, you have to check your chains, but she'll go miles out of the way to do your favour.
00:54Plus, they could be him, she's going to be a star someday.
00:57Wicked!
00:58Sheila, me burn, could be up here, one place short of a full cell, eh?
01:03Carol and Marty, the lodges from hell, last of the lonely hearts and the psychologist's wet dream, still nobody's perfect, but all of them two are mad.
01:13No, first and foremost, one of the most vital necessities in life is they know how to throw a party!
01:21Scott!
01:23Don't misunderstand me, I'm still anxious, depressed, panicked.
01:28I get the shakes, day sweats, night terrors, palpitations, heads, stomachs, chests, pins, needles, hand spasms, leg spasms, facial spasms.
01:38I'm obsessive-compulsive, in constant jaw-clamp, fear of social exposure.
01:43And there's the odd mouthful, sir.
01:45So I can't say I'm cured.
01:48I thought Frank's death would tremble my world to dust, but I've moved on.
01:53I own my grief.
02:02That's what Jesus says anyway.
02:05He knows everything.
02:07He knows everything.
02:37I want your wakers!
02:40It's the anniversary!
02:42I've got to find out sometime.
02:45Oh, don't go!
02:48Monica wants plump plump.
02:52Jesus, I knew Norma was the strong silent type.
02:54Didn't know she couldn't speak because her fucking tongue's worn out.
03:00Wash it.
03:02Hey, snap out of it, you've been dumped.
03:04She's a slag.
03:05No, she's not a slag.
03:06She'll fill in till the slag turned up.
03:08I liked her.
03:09You deserve better, you are better.
03:10Debbie, don't give me that self-esteem bollocks.
03:13I'm dumped.
03:14You must be a piece of shit then.
03:15She's wet.
03:19We need more knackers.
03:24Every bugger's...
03:27They'll see us.
03:28Oh, come on, get short of them.
03:30Why would I want to do that?
03:32Because...
03:32Just...
03:33Just...
03:34Just do it, and I'll...
03:36I'll...
03:36Come straight back to Monica, yeah?
03:40In an hour.
03:41An hour?
03:42I can't!
03:45Fuck Monica!
03:47Fucking plump plump!
03:49Toss rock here, erectile problems.
03:51That ain't why she chucked me.
03:53She giving you the elbow.
03:54It's no one else's business.
03:59Leave it, will you?
04:01It's a cracking day out.
04:02Fancy doing something?
04:04If you want to bunk off,
04:06I could cook us all a big breakfast
04:08and we could go to the city farm later.
04:12Arctic catering.
04:13Mustache shopping to do.
04:14I'm only ones.
04:15Hey, hey, hey.
04:17Look out.
04:17Look out.
04:24Nice work, man.
04:30Clever.
04:34I want you back in an hour.
04:36Or I'm coming to get you.
04:44Out of your league, mate.
04:46Women in uniforms.
04:47Never done it for me until now.
04:49Except for nurses.
04:50Obviously.
04:51French mates.
04:52Ah!
04:52Keep your eyes where I'm going to see you!
04:53When she says barred,
04:56she means barred.
04:58Always called for backup, Carrie.
05:00I do.
05:01He's the one who needs backup.
05:02Serious, love.
05:03He could be packing a blaze,
05:04razors and his trainers,
05:05anything.
05:05Seen it all.
05:08Didn't see that coming.
05:10Don't worry.
05:11He can consider himself well-nicked.
05:14He'll be on a cold slab
05:15with a ticket on his toe by sundown.
05:17He's back.
05:23She was.
05:25She was.
05:26She was.
05:26You never guess what.
05:27You been out of your paper, love?
05:30Yeah.
05:31What have I been out of your fucking paper?
05:33You all set, then?
05:34No.
05:35I'm getting behind myself.
05:37Karen's looking after the twins.
05:39Oh, right, well.
05:40I'll get out of your way and all, then.
05:43Said I'd fixed Kyle's door, you know.
05:44He trashed it when he was...
05:46shit-faced.
05:47Naughty little...
05:49cunt.
05:50Haven't you got me...
05:52present?
05:54Oh, I can't, love.
05:56Not that I could touch her the morning brewers, you know, every night.
06:00It's bound to strike sometime.
06:01Not a teenager anymore.
06:03Oh, thank Christ.
06:04Impermanent Lobon's all he got going for him.
06:08Well, it happens to the best of them.
06:10Hey, I'll make it up to you.
06:12I know it happens to the best of them.
06:15Cos you are the best of them.
06:34Hmm.
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:45I don't want to take it, I don't want to take it, I don't want to take it.
07:15I can't.
07:17not a can, not a won't.
07:22Tomorrow then, promise?
07:26promise?
07:41Frank!
07:42Sodding shit of all!
07:50Frank! Frank!
07:52Frank! Hello!
07:55I see! Come in, sweetheart! Just wait there!
08:00God, you don't have to get out and about for an agri-fucking-phobic, you!
08:04I forgot! Open the door!
08:07Fly! Go! Here I am!
08:09What do you want?
08:10X! I can't go to the shops, Hans!
08:13He'd X!
08:15I can't...
08:18Monica.
08:21Sheila.
08:28Frank's invited me to your anniversary party.
08:32To show there's no ill feeling.
08:34Oh, piss off!
08:35Hello.
08:36Mr Lesbian.
08:37It's just Sheila.
08:39What?
08:40Do you want to come to my party?
08:42Monica's coming.
08:43You're all like that.
08:44You should never get it working.
08:45It's been study years.
08:46You still had that?
08:47Why don't you nick a nice new one?
08:48It's not for me.
08:49It's for Mickey.
08:50Yeah, well why don't you nick a nice new one for him then?
08:52He stayed out again last night.
08:53I made it the little twat when I see him.
08:54Any of you seen him?
08:55Dunno.
08:56Fucking useless.
08:57Honest to God.
08:58How many brothers you got, Jamie?
08:59Oi.
09:00Got yourself a job yet?
09:01Just considering my options.
09:02Oi.
09:03You just hold out for the full £3.15 hours long.
09:04Why shouldn't you get the illegal immigrants rate?
09:05You've got the authentic grace ball look after all.
09:06I will look after my daughter Paddy.
09:07And yours.
09:08Anyway.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Oh, what about you?
09:11I mean...
09:12I'm not saying, Jay.
09:13I'm not saying, Jay.
09:14Well.
09:15I'm not saying, Jay.
09:16My mother, what about you?
09:17You're not saying, Jay?
09:18I'm so sorry.
09:19You're saying that, Jay, Jay.
09:20I'm not saying, Jay.
09:21No a bit, Jay.
09:22That way.
09:23I don't know.
09:24You just want to say, Jay, Jay.
09:25Why shouldn't you get the illegal immigrant rate?
09:27You've got the authentic Grace Ball look, after all.
09:29I will look after my daughter, Paddy. And yours. I'll do whatever I have to.
09:34Does that work for me?
09:36Yeah.
09:37Just don't come crying to me when you're sitting on the bones of your fucking arse.
09:52Erm, do you need to see Nigel for me?
09:54Of course I will, love.
09:55Oh, God. I've got so much to do.
09:59Oh! Guests! It's started! It's started!
10:09Happy anniversary! Oh, no!
10:25Oh, pie, Debbie!
10:26No thanks, I've had four.
10:27Have another!
10:28Oh! Guests!
10:30More guests!
10:31I'll grab my pie!
10:32Who could it be?
10:33Torture.
10:34Yeah.
10:36May as well get mangled, then.
10:38Sorry.
10:40Oh, excuse.
10:41Excuse.
10:42Look, everyone!
10:43It's a lesbian!
10:44Oh, oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46I never want to live.
10:47Mel's like a teacher's dog.
10:48No!
10:51Monica!
10:52Excuse.
10:54Oh, pie!
10:55Why?
10:56No, no.
10:57I've been out with her face since, er, 1986.
11:00Me and Mon are vegetarians.
11:03She hasn't eaten meat since she left Frank.
11:06Is her out veggie?
11:07Cake!
11:08Cake!
11:09Why?
11:10Oh, you are making this hard.
11:13You're gonna be tossing and turning...
11:15Ah!
11:16Ah!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29No, wait!
11:30I've got an announcement to eat!
11:32Frank and I are finally going on a honeymoon.
11:35Oh!
11:36Yay!
11:37You what?
11:38Where?
11:39We're going on a cruise.
11:41Where to?
11:42Mediterranean one week.
11:44Yay!
11:46But I haven't got a passport.
11:48I've got you on.
11:55I've been planning it for months.
11:59May I...
12:00May I...
12:01May I...
12:02May I...
12:06It's a bucky too!
12:08My heart.
12:15Why me?
12:16Tell her now!
12:17What!
12:18She's not what you think!
12:20She's unstable!
12:21There's nothing violence in her!
12:23You need careful handling.
12:24Sos it!
12:25I'll tell her then.
12:26Put the lame bitch out of her misery.
12:27out of her misery oh okay okay okay go down blurt it out you and me just make sure she's
12:34not near any sharp objects or blunt ones eye but look her in the eye right and then tell
12:40me you don't believe me come on come on
12:57i've got an announcement to make
13:11there's something you ought to know sheila
13:27the cake's beautiful
13:35she hasn't eaten meat since she left frank
14:05you're not a vegetarian and you're not a lesbian and you're having sex with my frank
14:11oh
14:13oh
14:17oh
14:21Now I've come on this place to the house of fun
14:25Welcome to the lion's tentations on his way
14:31Welcome to the house of fun
14:33Sheila!
14:42Sheila!
14:49She went mental.
14:51I've never seen anyone like that on his before
14:54Must have reacted with all the other stuff rattling around and that
14:56Imagine the state of her inside
15:00Mum and Dad shagging.
15:01It's disgusting
15:03Following his dick instead of the bear that's a surprise
15:07Look are you gonna help us out or what?
15:09May as well while you're looking for a job
15:11Dunno
15:12What do you want me to do?
15:13Pick up all the crap from people's houses and bring it back here
15:16I'll do that
15:18Yeah
15:18How much is there?
15:19Not much
15:20Alright, I'm in
15:22Nice one
15:23Why do you think they didn't want to do it? Stupid!
15:35Oh, piss off
15:37Other people will get ditched and survive, don't be so soft
15:39It's hard for the first time, Deb
15:41Just as hard doing it
15:43Met hollies in bits
15:44Bitch loved it
15:46Kill your hands
15:47Not flipped then?
15:48What, miss you screw up?
15:49No way, Jose
16:02I want revenge
16:04I want revenge
16:05And I can get it without doing a thing
16:08All I've got to do is sit here and watch you get it on with that greasy streak of alcoholic piss
16:15Hey, and I'm gonna laugh
16:18You still love me, don't you, Pixie?
16:22Flesh eater
16:24Flesh eater
16:25Oh, my God.
16:55Oh, my God.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:37Not a bad little station?
17:41Friendly lot, on the whole.
17:43Watch Sergeant Phibbs.
17:44Doesn't like you bibbing your siren at the end of a shift.
17:46I'm not here to make pals.
17:48I'm here to serve the community and fight crime.
17:52You suck that lad from the shop.
17:54Harry, we know him.
17:55Who is it?
17:56Kyle Gallagher.
17:57Villain?
17:58No.
17:59Big family.
18:00Having a yard sale.
18:01Rag and bone, sort of thing.
18:03Collecting unwanted stuff.
18:04Sort of leaflet.
18:05Registered for tax?
18:06Doubt it.
18:07Then it's illegal.
18:08I'll shake him down.
18:09It's all right.
18:10He's a good lad.
18:11There's no harm in him.
18:13That's twice.
18:15Touch me without permission a third time and you'll know about harm.
18:18I'll crush every bone in your tiny little hand.
18:33You can put all the clothes on the fence over here.
18:36Put all the electrical stuff there.
18:38You even look like Ian Beale.
18:40This could be the start of something.
18:42Getting stuff for nothing and selling it on.
18:43There's money in junk.
18:44You reckon?
18:45Yeah.
18:46That Laura Ashley started her business on the kitchen table.
18:49You shouldn't be saying that.
18:50If you don't want everyone to see how you're a gaylord.
18:53I'm sorry.
18:54I'm sorry.
18:55I think you just spoke.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Of course.
19:00What if we haven't seen him?
19:05He's always all right.
19:07He's not.
19:09I might have.
19:11I don't know.
19:13If you have hurt him, they won't send you down.
19:16Not with your nerves.
19:18They won't.
19:19Not prison anyway.
19:28What?
19:29Someone's buried.
19:33I buried something.
19:34What?
19:35I think I've...
19:36I think I've hurt your brother.
19:38And buried him in the garden?
19:41Couldn't even fit his head in a hole that size.
19:46Probably catch it.
19:47I did something.
19:48Please dig.
19:49Just dig.
19:50Please.
19:51You wouldn't.
19:52Although the knife stuff was a bit weird.
19:54I never hurt him with a knife.
19:55I'm an expert.
19:56Dig?
19:57Yeah, I have something here.
19:58What is it?
19:59What?
20:00It's in a plastic bag.
20:01Oh my God!
20:02Oh my God!
20:03What have I done to me?
20:04Brad!
20:05Brad!
20:06Brad!
20:07Oh my God!
20:08Oh my God!
20:09What have I done to me?
20:10Brad!
20:11Brad!
20:12Oh my God!
20:13There's stuff here that we might actually sell.
20:15Fuck!
20:16What?
20:17Fuck.
20:18What?
20:19It's a fucking hand.
20:20What?
20:21Fuck!
20:22Shit!
20:23Fuck.
20:24What?
20:25Fuck.
20:26What?
20:27It's a fucking hand.
20:28What?
20:29Fuck!
20:30Shit!
20:31Fuck!
20:32Shit!
20:33Shit!
21:01That's me, that.
21:02You think it's funny, do you?
21:03Defacing public property?
21:04Well, it is quite funny, yeah.
21:05Shit!
21:06What are you doing?
21:07Spoke can write on wall, but Spoke cannot boast about it.
21:08A copper!
21:09Bastards!
21:10Why not?
21:11It's his big cock.
21:12His car.
21:13It's a lad from the shop.
21:14Fuck him.
21:15Assaulting an officer.
21:16It wasn't him.
21:17Fuck you not.
21:18What are we gonna do with him?
21:19I...
21:20I...
21:21I...
21:22I...
21:23I...
21:24I...
21:25I...
21:26I...
21:27I...
21:28I...
21:29I...
21:30I...
21:31I apologize.
21:32I'll arrest him.
21:33I don't know.
21:34Hey!
21:35Arm robbery!
21:36Panic Street!
21:37Are you alright, Carl?
21:38Bastard!
21:39My fucking eyes!
21:40Bastards!
21:41We're going to get the box.
21:42I've got a ball box, Carl.
21:43About this big.
21:44Used to have an iron inside it.
21:45I can't fucking see.
21:46I stopped pissing about.
21:47Where did you get it from?
21:48It's important.
21:49I wasn't even doing anything.
21:50Shut up, Carl!
21:51We just need to know.
21:52I can't fucking see.
21:53I can't fucking see.
21:54Stop pissing about.
21:55Where did you get it from?
21:56It's important.
21:57I wasn't even doing anything.
21:58Shut up, Carl!
21:59We just need to know.
22:00What?
22:01Cardboard box.
22:02About the sorby.
22:03Okay.
22:04What's for us?
22:05It's totally bleeding off.
22:06He's taken and chipped your arse.
22:07Who's the Maguires?
22:08What?
22:09Are you sure?
22:10Fucking really hurt me then.
22:11They're trying to fuck up our seal.
22:12What?
22:13Why would they do that?
22:14You heard him.
22:15He wants me in his pocket.
22:16We'll bounce to him.
22:17Flip!
22:18Don't be a dick!
22:19Ralph.
22:20Ralph.
22:21I don't want your job.
22:22There's no need to do that.
22:23It's fucking sick, Paddy.
22:24What is?
22:25I know.
22:26I know.
22:27I know about the hand.
22:28Is this code?
22:29The fucking human hand you sent us in a box.
22:30Oh that!
22:31Well, yes.
22:32That can be.
22:33I know.
22:34I know.
22:35I know.
22:36I know about the hand.
22:38Is this code?
22:39The fucking human hand you sent us in a box.
22:42Oh that!
22:43Well, yes.
22:44That completely slipped my mind.
22:45I mean, I sense so many hands I just can't keep track.
22:49A hand!
22:50Fucking gobshit!
22:51Come on, Luke.
22:52Come on.
22:53Fuck!
22:54Fuck!
22:55Fuck!
22:56Fuck!
22:57Fuck!
22:58Fuck!
22:59Fuck!
23:00Fuck!
23:01Fuck!
23:02Fuck!
23:03Fuck!
23:04Fuck!
23:05Fuck!
23:06Fuck!
23:07Fuck!
23:08Fuck!
23:09Fuck!
23:10Fuck!
23:11Fuck!
23:12Fuck!
23:13Fuck!
23:14Your son.
23:15He's some manner of a twat, isn't he?
23:17Some bugger else notice.
23:18He's been saying it for years.
23:20Do you hear that?
23:22It's all Mickey come back yet.
23:34Frank!
23:38Frank!
23:39Oh!
23:40Thank God!
23:41Thank God!
23:42I thought I'd lost you!
23:43Thank God you're safe!
23:47So is this all?
23:48Forgive, forget.
23:49It's all in the past.
23:50Move on.
23:51No.
23:52No, it's not.
23:53I need to talk to you and Monica.
23:56I'll go get her.
23:57Hey!
23:58What are you doing?
23:59Stop it!
24:00Where's my son?
24:01Where's the rest?
24:02Of my son?
24:03You won't find him Dad!
24:04You won't find him!
24:05Get off!
24:06Hey what's happened?
24:07What is it?
24:08What is it?
24:09What is it?
24:10It's what I did.
24:11Why I was inside.
24:12The family of the lad I killed have got us back.
24:13I sent them a hand.
24:14They never got the rest.
24:15Neither will we.
24:16Neither will we.
24:17I killed one of theirs.
24:18Now they've killed one of ours.
24:19Fuck you!
24:20Fuck you!
24:21What is it?
24:22It's what I did.
24:23Why I was inside.
24:24The family of the lad I killed have got us back.
24:27I sent them a hand.
24:28They never got the rest.
24:31Neither will we.
24:33I killed one of theirs.
24:34Now they've killed one of ours.
24:45Fuck you!
24:49Fuck you!
24:50Fuck you!
24:57Where's the hand?
25:00In the freezer.
25:04Get it.
25:06We need to take him home to his mother.
25:08Come on.
25:09You get it.
25:10Go get it!
25:11Not that one, please, Jesus.
25:21Not my baby.
25:22My little baby.
25:24Oh, not sweet Mickey.
25:27I'd swap anyone for him.
25:35Mickey!
25:36What?
25:37I said I was in Bolton, what?
25:38Help me!
25:39Help me!
25:50Oh, shit!
25:53It's Fergal.
25:56Fergal, no!
25:57They've taken my boss back!
25:59He's back!
26:00He's back!
26:07Do you agree?
26:15All right.
26:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:17It's all down to me, innit?
26:18I can't go in under, do you?
26:19Can't someone take the load off me shoulders?
26:20No, they can't.
26:21You've got to choose.
26:22Why?
26:23I'll take you back.
26:24I won't share you.
26:25Neither will I.
26:26You've got to want me.
26:27And me.
26:28Oh, sweet Jesus.
26:29I've spoken to the cruise people.
26:30I've spoken to the cruise people.
26:31They said we can join it in Malta.
26:32Please come with me.
26:33I've booked a cab for three o'clock tomorrow.
26:34If you're not there, I know I'm going under.
26:35I'm going under here.
26:36Can't someone take the load off me shoulders?
26:37No, they can't.
26:38You've got to choose.
26:39Why?
26:40I'll take you back.
26:41I won't share you.
26:42Neither will I.
26:43You've got to want me.
26:44And me.
26:45Oh, sweet Jesus.
26:48I've spoken to the cruise people.
26:50They said we can join it in Malta.
26:52Please come with me.
26:54I've booked a cab for three o'clock tomorrow.
26:57If you're not there, I know our marriage is over.
27:00No pressure then.
27:01Tomorrow?
27:02That quick?
27:03You don't want much, do you?
27:05How can I decide?
27:13It's up to you.
27:16Mother, your heart.
27:18Bye, Frank.
27:20Mother, your fucking word.
27:21Get up.
27:22We need a priest.
27:23This can't be right.
27:24Get up.
27:25I'm in charge.
27:26Just get fucking dressed.
27:27Right.
27:28Coming.
27:29Ready on.
27:30I'm in charge.
27:31Just get fucking dressed.
27:32Right.
27:33Coming.
27:34Ready on.
27:35I'm in charge.
27:36I'm in charge.
27:37Just get fucking dressed.
27:38Right.
27:39Coming.
27:40Ready on.
27:41Thank fuck.
27:44My fucking.
27:45I'm in charge.
27:46See you.
27:47For the fucking word.
27:48Get up.
27:49I need a priest.
27:50This can't be right.
27:51Get up.
27:52I'm in charge.
27:53Just get fucking dressed.
27:55Right.
27:56Coming.
27:57Ready on.
27:58Not again.
28:00How the fuck can you mistake this for a fucking priest?
28:24He's about twelve!
28:26He's wearing tracky bottoms.
28:27They're getting younger, aren't they?
28:29Jesus!
28:30I mean, I was expected of him, but how the hell did you let this happen?
28:33I did say.
28:34We're not supposed to knock a priest up, no fucking kidnapping.
28:36Look at the state of him!
28:38I mean, what are you, son?
28:39A rent boy or a drug dealer?
28:41A bit of both.
28:42Wanna buy some coke?
28:43No, I don't wanna buy any fucking coke!
28:49All I want is a priest...
28:54...to bury my boy.
28:56I could do it.
28:59Cheeky fuck!
29:01Alter boy!
29:02Know it off my heart!
29:04Know how to keep me gobs shut too!
29:06What?
29:07What?
29:08What?
29:09What?
29:10What?
29:11What?
29:12What?
29:13What?
29:14What?
29:15What?
29:16What?
29:17What?
29:18What?
29:19What?
29:20What?
29:21What?
29:22What?
29:23What?
29:24What?
29:25What?
29:26What?
29:27What?
29:28What?
29:29Oh, what?
29:30So you don't have to deal with looney tunes?
29:31Good old Frank taking the burden off your hands?
29:33Bugger off, then.
29:34She only needs something pathetic to look after.
29:36I'll buy her a dog that's been run over.
29:38Cheaper and less likely to piss the bed.
29:41I'll get that.
29:42You out.
29:43You bard.
29:44He's got to decide on his own.
29:47Whose side are you on, then?
29:49Out.
29:54God, I don't know what to do!
29:55Just give me a sign for fuck's sake!
29:58A sign!
30:01What do you want?
30:04This is what a fighting squad looks like.
30:07Dead eyes staring.
30:09It's what they want the blindfold for, not the bullets.
30:13How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.
30:18Never mind ten of the twats.
30:20Most kids want their parents together.
30:22Most kids want their parents alive.
30:24You can't do it to Sheila.
30:26Oh, what?
30:27Scared I'll be out of my arse?
30:28I have to move back in?
30:29Christ, I hadn't even thought about that.
30:31You have to choose Sheila.
30:32She's the best thing about you.
30:38What do you think?
30:40Don't.
30:41Sheila's nice.
30:42But if your mum got back together, then that's okay too.
30:47God, Dad, do the right thing for once.
30:49Deb, don't.
30:50I don't.
30:51I don't.
30:53I need a drink.
31:01Lord, grant Fergal rest.
31:06Grant your servant, Lord, a place of rest and pardon.
31:12We commend the soul of Fergal.
31:14Though dead to this world, he's got life forever with you.
31:19Forgive whatever sins he may have committed through, through, through Christ our Lord.
31:33Amen.
31:34And let a light perpetual shine on him.
31:38Amen.
31:39Amen.
31:40Amen.
31:53Eternal rest brought to him, O Lord.
31:56Amen.
31:57Amen.
31:58Amen.
32:12Dad?
32:13You alive?
32:14Tenry after further chemical assistance.
32:15Sighted, you've heard out.
32:16When I do, you'll be the second to know.
32:17Something on the phone in the loft, might help you.
32:37What's with the cheesy grin? I thought you were a miserable sod.
32:45I've got a big cock.
32:46Of course you have, you take after me.
32:49I don't do that.
32:51Are you on your own?
32:54No, Debbie's outside.
32:56Well, I'll go in then.
33:06I'll be shouting at a shut door. It's alright.
33:08Hey, I checked the walls. There's no writing the same.
33:11I mean, I knew they wouldn't be, cos I know who wrote it.
33:13Yeah. Who?
33:15Well, Holly.
33:17I reckon it's her way of saying sorry.
33:19She's history then.
33:21Sort of. I thought I might ask her out again.
33:24That's so not a good idea.
33:26Why?
33:28Why?
33:30Carl, she didn't write it. I did.
33:32What?
33:34I thought it'd cheer you up.
33:41Lovely service, Father.
33:43Thanks.
33:44Well done.
33:46Come and see me.
33:51So he's off then?
33:52Do you wanna tell Paddy we're having a garden sale today?
33:55He's buried and I want blood.
33:57Blood for blood.
33:58Fuck going straight.
34:00You're to blame.
34:01You'll spill blood for my feagle.
34:03Your brother.
34:04What are you doing here?
34:18You've only got three.
34:20Drinking.
34:21Get us a pint.
34:23Needed the money though.
34:37I'm the one out of pocket.
34:39Yeah.
34:40And I'm the one with overheads.
34:42Jesus.
34:49Don't even think about it.
35:01Ready?
35:02I'm not going.
35:04Nobody's going.
35:05You what?
35:06It's my debt.
35:07I killed.
35:08They've killed back.
35:09No more.
35:10Or it'll go on.
35:11And the next time it'll be Shane or Mickey or you.
35:15It stops.
35:16We stop now.
35:18Yeah, you've always been a comical boy son.
35:21Give it me.
35:22What?
35:24You're not leaving here with a gun.
35:26Who the fuck do you think you are?
35:30I'm the asshole who spent his twenties rotting in prison.
35:34Because he believed a family lie about being a fucking hard man.
35:39I'll tell you what I promised myself, shall I?
35:42While in the way my best years.
35:45I promised that I would never, ever let my fucked up family
35:49force me to do something that I didn't want to do.
35:52Ever a fucking gain.
35:54Now give me that gun before I tear your fucking head off.
36:17If anything happens to one of those, I'll hear about it.
36:24You sure we're gonna do this prick or what?
36:27No!
36:28Oh!
36:29No!
36:30No!
36:31No!
36:32No!
36:33No!
36:34Oh!
36:35No!
36:36No!
36:37No!
36:38No!
36:39No!
36:40General Costa? Or is he with the other lot?
36:53Joyce. Joyce. Joyce.
37:07Joyce. It's all freedom of choice, innit? Parental choice, patient choice. I'll die here.
37:14No, I'll die here. A pinch or a punch, eh? No. No. No. No. I demand the freedom not to choose.
37:30I choose not to fucking choose. That is my final choice. Fuck it. I'll toss for it.
37:42Dad, do the right thing for once. Go with Mum. You have to choose Sheila. She's the best thing about you.
38:05Sheila? Sheila's nice, but if you and Mum got back together, then that's okay too.
38:12I'll see you soon.
38:19I'll make it to mind up, I'll make it to mind up, I'll make it to mind up.
38:27I'll make it to mind up.
38:30I'm sorry.
38:38She's in law.
38:40She's in law.
38:44Frank!
38:48She's in law.
38:50I didn't think.
39:00I thought it was Leslie.
39:02She.
39:04The simplest thing in the world.
39:08I choose you.
39:10I want you. Only you.
39:12I'm sorry I made you wait.
39:16It's you.
39:20I can't believe it's taken me so long to see it.
39:24You're perfect for me.
39:26We're fit.
39:28I told you.
39:34You've made my life.
39:36It's the best it's ever been.
39:38That's down to you. You, Sheila.
39:42I'm sorry about Monica.
39:44She's a recurring illness. She rips me inners out.
39:46Makes me feel like 18 years old.
39:50You're what I need.
39:52You.
39:58I do.
40:00Love you.
40:06I love you too.
40:08Let's get your passport.
40:18It's like being re-fucking-born again.
40:20At last.
40:22I knew Frank Gallagher.
40:24Frank Gallagher knows his mind for once.
40:28I feel like.
40:30I could do anything.
40:32Nothing's beyond me.
40:34Anything.
40:36Hey, I'll tell you what.
40:38First thing I'm gonna do when we get back.
40:40Hey.
40:42Gonna divorce that bitch.
40:44She's got no hold over me now.
40:46No more Monica than Frank.
40:48From now on it's gonna be Frank and Sheila.
40:50We're a couple.
40:52You're the one that I love.
40:54We're not really married.
40:58Yeah, of course we are.
41:00In the eyes of everyone.
41:02You didn't divorce her.
41:04Nope.
41:06Why didn't you divorce her?
41:08Look, I didn't...
41:10I didn't get around to it.
41:12You lied to me.
41:22You lied to me.
41:24You couldn't divorce her, could you?
41:26No.
41:28I feel so ashamed.
41:32What?
41:34You're enthralled to her, aren't you?
41:36I've done everything to make you mine.
41:40And you've never been free.
41:42Well, of course I have.
41:44Don't be damned.
41:45No, you don't love me.
41:46Oh, God, I do.
41:48I pledge myself to you in front of everybody.
41:51And you lied to me.
41:53And you betray me.
41:54You betray me every day.
41:56Oh, God, this is all wrong.
41:57It wasn't like that.
41:58You're not a true man.
41:59Look.
42:00Of course I am.
42:01Sheila, come on.
42:02I know I don't deserve to be loved.
42:05Well, of course you do.
42:06I love you.
42:07Get off me.
42:09I deserve better than you.
42:14I'm not a dishcloth.
42:17I'm leaving you.
42:20And I'm not coming back.
42:27Sheila!
42:28Oh, Sheila!
42:29Please, for peace sake, woman!
42:31How a man made one mistake!
42:33I'm begging you, don't do this.
42:35I need you.
42:37I do.
42:38I'm nothing without you.
42:40I really loved you.
42:44Goodbye, Frank.
42:47Drive on.
42:49Sheila!
42:50Sheila!
42:51Sheila!
42:52Sheila!
42:53Sheila!
42:54Sheila!
43:14Sheila.
43:18Sheila!
43:19Sheila.
43:21Bye, Frank.
43:24Sheila.
43:26Sheila.
43:28Sheila.
43:30Sheila.
43:42Sheila.
43:46Sheila.
43:48Sheena!
44:07Monica.
44:09Simplest thing in the world.
44:12I choose you.
44:14I want you. Only you.
44:18I'm sorry I made you wait.
44:24It's you.
44:26I know it probably isn't healthy for me to tell people my husband's dead. I hope it doesn't upset you. But he is dead to me. So it's sort of true. I'm happier without him. Happy as I am.
44:44Happy as I'll ever be. I'll write when I can. But I don't know when that'll be. Jesus and I are on a strange and wonderful journey. Time and life are precious. All my love, Sheila.
44:56P.S.
44:58Nigel was sick on the captain's shoes this morning. Who does he take after?
45:02Here, here's food.
45:04Right.
45:06There we go.
45:08Come on everybody.
45:10Have we dinner time?
45:12Come on Max.
45:14this morning. Who does he take after?
45:19Yeah, his food.
45:22Right.
45:27There we go.
45:31Come on, everybody.
45:33Haven't it dinner time?
45:36Come on, Max.
45:44I hope you're hungry.
46:07Why do we fucking bother, eh?
46:10No thank you, your grace.
46:12Shall we go and get some fish and chips instead?
46:16Last time you did that,
46:18you went out to the corner shop
46:19and you fucked off.
46:22Don't start!
46:31Help us!
46:31Tell me you're not being chased by the fucking Maguire's.
46:35If you can't stay here, they'll kill us both.
46:37Let me go! Right! Now!
46:42I'm gay.
46:47I want what she's having.
46:49I know.
46:50You fancy me?
46:51I know.
46:57Bye.
46:59I know.