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00:00:00This is your life
00:00:30You'll get by, Timmy Lee
00:00:32Cause you're really not a loser
00:00:34You just find it's hard to win
00:00:37Always getting in
00:00:40Crazy situations
00:00:42Having trouble with
00:00:43Romantical relations
00:00:45You got the kind of touch
00:00:47That everyone would love to all
00:00:49No simple life for you
00:00:52It's always complicated
00:00:54You date the girls you like
00:00:55But somehow you see faded
00:00:57To spend your life on lovin' all alone
00:01:01This is your life, Timmy Lee
00:01:04It may not always turn
00:01:08How you want it to be
00:01:11But you'll get by, Timmy Lee
00:01:15Cause you're really not a loser
00:01:17You just find it's hard to win
00:01:27Always getting in
00:01:38Crazy situations
00:01:39Having trouble with
00:01:40Romantical relations
00:01:42You got the kind of touch
00:01:44That everyone would love to all
00:01:46No simple life for you
00:01:49It's always complicated
00:01:51You date the girls you like
00:01:52But somehow you see faded
00:01:54To spend your life on lovin' all alone
00:01:58This is your life, Timmy Lee
00:02:02It may not always turn out
00:02:06How you want it to be
00:02:08But you'll get by, Timmy Lee
00:02:12Cause you're really not a loser
00:02:15You just find it's hard to win
00:02:17Hi, I'm Timmy Lee
00:02:24This is me first day cleaning windows
00:02:26Ever thought about window cleaners?
00:02:29They spend their days
00:02:30Looking into hundreds of little boxes
00:02:31Many of which have got people in
00:02:33All sorts of people
00:02:35That's me
00:02:37What about that physique, eh?
00:02:39Oh, bit Steve McQueen, isn't it?
00:02:42Yes, no wonder the birds go crazy for me
00:02:44Favourite gear is a white nylon T-shirt
00:02:47Cause when you wet it
00:02:48You can press it up against the window
00:02:49And then give them a little smile
00:02:53Well, nice for the old ones
00:02:56Makes it sort of remembrance day
00:02:57Still, you can't expect to go potty
00:03:01On your first day, can you?
00:03:09Oh, copper load of that, eh?
00:03:11What a knocker factory
00:03:12She's obviously a pushover
00:03:15For my brand of animal magnetism
00:03:17Whoops
00:03:22Lost me balance
00:03:23And me bucket
00:03:26Some of the things you see
00:03:41They're quite an education
00:03:42I mean, just look at that shower
00:03:46Blimey
00:03:47They're big for their age
00:03:48They're also big for my age
00:03:50But all this was nothing
00:04:08To what I saw in a shop
00:04:09Down the high street
00:04:10It all started
00:04:18With a little bit
00:04:19Of window undressing
00:04:20I've heard of your work
00:04:28Getting on top of you
00:04:29But not you
00:04:29Getting on top of your work
00:04:30What a diabolical way
00:04:48To start a new career
00:04:49Flat on me back
00:04:50Staring up bloke's trouser legs
00:04:52And along comes this bird
00:04:55And if it hadn't been for her
00:04:56I might have jacked it in right away
00:04:57Because she awoke in me
00:05:00Deep-rooted feelings
00:05:01Of sensitivity and delicacy
00:05:03I never knew I had
00:05:03Never knew I could say
00:05:05In fact, one look at Elizabeth
00:05:07And I fell like a pair of lead knickers
00:05:09She was the type of girl you say
00:05:12Please may I
00:05:13Before you give her one
00:05:14A card, I mean
00:05:15Because Sid did promise me
00:05:18A piece of the action
00:05:18With any new customers
00:05:19Oh, window-minded
00:05:22A piece of her action
00:05:23What are you trying to do?
00:05:28Ruin me?
00:05:29One broken window
00:05:30One bucketed traffic warden
00:05:32Threatening to sue
00:05:33And now you tell me
00:05:34You lost your squeegee
00:05:36Must have dropped it
00:05:37Under the crowd
00:05:37And that's another thing
00:05:38I pay you to clean windows
00:05:40If you want to lie on the floor
00:05:41And look up skirts
00:05:42You do it in your own time
00:05:44Right?
00:05:45I told you it was shop
00:05:46They were having it off in a window
00:05:47So, have you a sex hang-up or something?
00:05:50No, but I thought she had three legs
00:05:51Look, Sid, boy
00:05:54In our business
00:05:55You've got to be immune from shocks
00:05:58Especially from birds
00:06:00Three-legged or one-legged
00:06:02As long as they are satisfied customers
00:06:05They bring in new ones
00:06:08Hey, I met a real knock-out this morning
00:06:11Fabulous face
00:06:13Fantastic body
00:06:14Legs right up to her armpits
00:06:16What about her windows?
00:06:16For windows?
00:06:18Oh, oh yeah
00:06:18I gave her a card
00:06:19It's no good just shatting up dolly birds
00:06:22You've got to grease the old bags too
00:06:24It's not all rackle Welsh
00:06:27Pulling you onto a dumpling, you know
00:06:29Christ, what else did you do?
00:06:36Hello
00:06:37That's me for passing
00:06:38I just thought I'd stop and see if you were all right
00:06:40Those force can sometimes have delayed effects
00:06:42Oh, yes
00:06:43Oh, I mean, no
00:06:45Thank you, I'm all right
00:06:47Thank you
00:06:47Fine
00:06:48We'll have to get back on patrol now
00:06:49Good night
00:06:50What's all I think?
00:06:54It was her
00:06:55Who?
00:06:56The bird, I told you
00:06:58Have you gone stark raving bonkers
00:07:00Trying to chat a female fuzz?
00:07:02I didn't know she was
00:07:03But I don't care, Sid
00:07:04Oh, isn't she a knockout?
00:07:06Oh, yeah, you picked the right word, boy
00:07:07What I wouldn't do for her
00:07:09Well, I'm more worried about what you wouldn't do for my customers
00:07:12What do you mean, eh?
00:07:15I mean, I've got to be sure
00:07:17If some bird offers to squeeze out your chamois
00:07:20You don't go retracting your old ladder
00:07:22Christ, anyone think I was a bloody virgin
00:07:27I do
00:07:28And so does Rosie
00:07:29What does she know, eh?
00:07:32Sisters always know
00:07:33Don't know what you're on about
00:07:35Responsibilities
00:07:37That's what I'm on about
00:07:39You taking over some of mine
00:07:41I'm in with Rosie pregnant
00:07:46I feel it's only proper
00:07:47I should cut it out for a while
00:07:48Window cleaning
00:07:49Not cleaning, you burks
00:07:52Servicing, keeping the customers happy
00:07:54Oh, well, anything I can do, Sid
00:07:55Yeah, well, that's what worries me
00:07:57Can you do?
00:07:59Oh, come off it, Sid
00:08:00Never mind come off it
00:08:02Have you ever been on it?
00:08:03Course I am
00:08:04Yeah, well, I don't reckon
00:08:05You could dip your tassel in a fire bucket
00:08:07Without instructions
00:08:08Oh, very funny, Sid
00:08:10All right, Tim
00:08:11I've to do that
00:08:13You and me are going up
00:08:14What for?
00:08:16To get a professional opinion
00:08:17Mind you
00:08:20I didn't like to admit it
00:08:21But Sid was right
00:08:22My sex life
00:08:23Held about as much sensation
00:08:24As a concrete contraceptive
00:08:26In fact
00:08:26I could describe myself
00:08:28As the walking answer
00:08:29To contraception
00:08:30I don't do it
00:08:31With me
00:08:32It's more a case of good kiss
00:08:33Good feel
00:08:34And good night
00:08:35Not like Sid
00:08:37I mean, he really deserved
00:08:38The Queen's Award for industry
00:08:39Oh, God
00:08:47I don't know why
00:08:48Your old man works
00:08:49In the lost property office
00:08:49Might just as well move
00:08:50The old lot here
00:08:51Oh, well
00:08:52Dad's working on it
00:08:52I wouldn't mind
00:08:53If he nicked something worthwhile
00:08:54But you boys
00:08:55Oh, yes, Mum
00:08:56How did it all go, dear?
00:08:59Oh, fine, Mum
00:08:59You could say it was a great day
00:09:01In the history of British window cleaning
00:09:03Oh, that's nice
00:09:04And Rosie could hardly wait for you to get back
00:09:07Oh, that's nice, too
00:09:08Yeah, she's been dreaming
00:09:09About that chocolate fudge all day
00:09:11Oh, Sydney
00:09:14You didn't forget it
00:09:15She told you
00:09:16She got a craving
00:09:17For chocolate fudge
00:09:18Yeah, well, I know
00:09:19I'm sorry
00:09:19I forgot
00:09:20Sydney
00:09:20Hey, love
00:09:21Ah, now it's little earth
00:09:25Mother tonight
00:09:25I'm starving
00:09:27He forgot it
00:09:28You didn't
00:09:30Yeah, but I'm sorry, love
00:09:31It slipped my mind
00:09:32I'll go after dinner
00:09:33The news is in stocks
00:09:34One little thing
00:09:35I ask you to do
00:09:37One little thing
00:09:38I'm sorry, Rosie
00:09:40No, look
00:09:41It's not the end of the world
00:09:42I'll go and get it
00:09:43I'll go when it's now
00:09:44Look, I won't go and get it now
00:09:46Oh, Rosie
00:09:47All I want to do
00:09:48Is make you happy
00:09:49Then piss off
00:09:51Rosie
00:09:53Ah, yes, sir
00:09:55Well, I think I'll have a wash
00:09:56Before the thieving magpie gets home
00:09:58Now, Timmy
00:09:59I won't have you talking like that
00:10:00Your father never takes anything
00:10:02That anyone wants
00:10:03Not even us
00:10:04Oh
00:10:04It's time I forked the potatoes
00:10:14Rosie, love
00:10:17I said I was sorry
00:10:18But what with Timmy and Ebony
00:10:20I had a lot on my mind today
00:10:21Oh, I bet
00:10:22Not only on your mind
00:10:24Don't be like that
00:10:25Well, my friends get around too, you know
00:10:27I'll go see a lot of your ladder
00:10:28But not so much of you
00:10:30Rosie, sometimes I've got to be sociable
00:10:33You don't think I like drinking all them cups of tea, do you?
00:10:36It's part of building up the business, Rosie
00:10:39I'm doing it all for you, love
00:10:42Oh, all right
00:10:45I'll forgive you
00:10:46Ah, it's about
00:10:48But watch it
00:10:50Because, Sidney Nugget
00:10:51One extra marital
00:10:53And I'll cut it off
00:10:55Don't answer it
00:11:02They've probably come about the telly
00:11:03What, ain't it working?
00:11:05Yes
00:11:05Dad won't pay the installments
00:11:06Because he can't get colour
00:11:07I keep telling him
00:11:08It's a black and white set
00:11:10Oh, it is, Dad
00:11:11So what's the matter with this key?
00:11:14He's got his arms full
00:11:15Oh, God
00:11:17More colourful crap
00:11:18Here
00:11:27Harpoon it yourself, did you?
00:11:32Oh, bloody hell
00:11:32Oh, God
00:11:41What's left on the Pullman Express?
00:11:47Look nice over the fire, won't it?
00:11:49Look better, won't it?
00:11:50I'll ask for your opinion
00:11:51Now, don't you two start
00:11:53Now, hang on a minute
00:11:54I've got some rights here
00:11:56As a regular rent payer
00:11:57Rent?
00:11:57It doesn't even pay our window cleaner
00:11:59Oh, give over, Dad
00:12:00Sid's told you why
00:12:02He doesn't do our windows
00:12:03Right, it's bad to bring your work home
00:12:05It only causes trouble
00:12:06You can't clean your own
00:12:08Like a psychiatrist
00:12:09Never treats his own family
00:12:10Oh, I don't interfere in your business
00:12:12I don't try and tell me
00:12:13What to do with my moose
00:12:14Sid?
00:12:15Ah, come on
00:12:17Dad, I'm a Sony kidney
00:12:18I think he's great
00:12:19Do you?
00:12:20Sure
00:12:21We'll call him Clarence
00:12:22Clarence?
00:12:24Good evening, Clarence
00:12:26And what do you think of Dad?
00:12:28I think he's a stupid old git
00:12:31You think he's a stupid old git?
00:12:34That's funny
00:12:34Yeah, well, I still think
00:12:35You're nothing but a no-good sponge
00:12:37Now, now
00:12:40Your dad didn't mean it
00:12:42Say you're sorry, Dad
00:12:43All right
00:12:44I'm sorry
00:12:46He said he's sorry, Rosie
00:12:48It's not him
00:12:49Well, I said I was sorry
00:12:52It's not you
00:12:53What is it, dear?
00:12:55That bloody thing's leering at me
00:12:57I don't know
00:12:59Like, you'll break his antlers
00:13:00Yeah, but what's this professional opinion bit?
00:13:06You're not taking me to a doctor, are you?
00:13:09Lil's not a doctor
00:13:10But she's certainly a specialist
00:13:11Who's Lil?
00:13:12My very obliging
00:13:14Second-removed cousin
00:13:15Lily Namor
00:13:15The biggest sensation
00:13:17Since natural gas
00:13:19We'll be right back to you
00:13:32We'll be right back to you
00:13:33We'll be right back to you
00:13:46We'll be right back to you
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00:13:49We'll be right back to you
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00:14:59I need help, Lil.
00:15:02What, have you worn it out?
00:15:04No, not me, no.
00:15:06This is for the family.
00:15:07I'd like you to meet my brother-in-law, Timmy.
00:15:08Please, Sid.
00:15:09Hi, Timmy.
00:15:10Hi.
00:15:11Baby dolls, please, baby dolls.
00:15:13So, what's the problem?
00:15:14Well, there's been a slight gap in Timmy's education.
00:15:17Yes, but I don't want to fill it here.
00:15:18You're not bent, are you?
00:15:20Of course I'm not bent.
00:15:21Between you and me, he's still got a blue bow tie to it.
00:15:24Has he now?
00:15:24Please, Sid.
00:15:25Well, drink up and tell Lil all about it.
00:15:28Oh, Lil, Lil.
00:15:30You're a doll.
00:15:32And you're a bastard.
00:15:33Sid, where are you going?
00:15:35Sid, where are you going?
00:15:37To get some chocolate fudge.
00:15:48Relax, Timmy.
00:15:49I won't bite.
00:15:51Relax.
00:15:51I can't relax.
00:15:52I'll all be back in a minute.
00:15:53Not as long as that music's playing.
00:15:55Is my hand cold?
00:16:13No, it was just that you were...
00:16:15Well, hello.
00:16:18Hello.
00:16:18Hello.
00:16:25You've left me.
00:16:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:29You got overexcited.
00:16:31Yes.
00:16:31Yes, that's what it was.
00:16:32Yes.
00:16:38We're not doing too well, are we?
00:16:40No.
00:16:42Would it help if I wore the limetamers gear?
00:16:45No.
00:16:46I don't know what's come over me.
00:16:48Well, it isn't me.
00:16:53Oh.
00:16:55Now that's better.
00:17:02Oh.
00:17:02Oh.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:10Oh.
00:17:10Oh.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:12Oh.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:14That was terrific, though.
00:17:15Absolutely terrific.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:17I'm glad, Timmy.
00:17:18But there's something you ought to know.
00:17:20Yes.
00:17:21I mean, I don't want you to go through life with a fetish.
00:17:24What do you mean?
00:17:26You've just had my suspender belt.
00:17:28Another night of mad passionate failure.
00:17:53All that and the fetish bit.
00:17:55I mean, imagine having to say to a bird,
00:17:57sorry, love, I can only get it together if you wear gumboots and a gas mask.
00:18:01Oh, and also, would you mind terribly if I had a feather up me ass?
00:18:05I never thought of myself as being unnatural.
00:18:08Bloody unlucky, yes, but not unnatural.
00:18:12Timothy gets terribly confused when it comes to sex.
00:18:17Here's a list of today's jobs. I'm starting you off with another chance.
00:18:20Not with Lil.
00:18:21You won't be seeing Lil again, not if she sees you first.
00:18:24Mrs. Jacqueline Brown.
00:18:26No, 47 Lindhurst.
00:18:27Right, Bluebeard. She's a bit of an info.
00:18:30And if you fail there, you may as well buy a bacon slice
00:18:32and join the Vienna Boys' Choir.
00:18:34Come on, son, get it off.
00:18:55Here, come on.
00:18:56Sid.
00:18:57Good morning, Jackie.
00:18:57You're early.
00:18:58Yeah, sorry, love. Had to rearrange the schedule.
00:18:59At least you get done before the rain.
00:19:01Oh, I'm breaking in some new help.
00:19:15Since when did you need help?
00:19:16Well, you know how things are. You've got to expand.
00:19:18And is this the expansion?
00:19:19Yeah, me new mate, Timmy.
00:19:21Nice to meet you, Timmy.
00:19:22Me too.
00:19:23He hasn't had much experience yet,
00:19:24but I'm sort of letting him feel his way around
00:19:27with a few understanding customers.
00:19:29You were always thoughtful, Sid.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:32Well, I'll leave him to get on with it then.
00:19:34Won't I be seeing you again?
00:19:35Oh, sure.
00:19:36I'll be in a nod.
00:19:38Now and then.
00:19:39Good job now, Timmo.
00:19:40Oh.
00:19:40Right.
00:19:41Right.
00:19:41You won't be needing that inside.
00:19:45The rooms are quite small.
00:19:46Oh, yes, of course.
00:19:47Sorry, madam.
00:20:02Oh, it's so humid today.
00:20:05Aren't you hot?
00:20:08Yes, you are.
00:20:09You're sweating.
00:20:10Yes, I am a bit, yes.
00:20:13How about a cold drink?
00:20:14Some tea or coffee?
00:20:16Oh, I'm easy.
00:20:18I wouldn't have thought so.
00:20:20Oh, well, a coat would be fine, yes.
00:20:23One coat coming up.
00:20:32Yes, well, I think I'd better get started.
00:20:37What's the rush?
00:20:38You aiming to be the fastest window cleaner in the West?
00:20:41No, I just thought...
00:20:42Look, just sit down and have your drink first.
00:20:46All right.
00:20:46I hope you're not in such a hurry about everything.
00:21:04I won't join you.
00:21:05I have to watch my figure.
00:21:07Oh, must have plenty of company.
00:21:08Oh, I see you're another, Sid.
00:21:11Oh, no, not quite, no.
00:21:12Are you married?
00:21:13Oh, you're joking.
00:21:14You?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16He's abroad with the services.
00:21:17Oh, what's he in?
00:21:19Anything that moves.
00:21:21No, I'm being unkind.
00:21:23He's in the Navy, so you can't blame him.
00:21:26Or us.
00:21:29Oh, God, quick, the window.
00:21:31There's one over the city.
00:21:32Oh, right.
00:21:44Don't worry.
00:21:45We'll soon clear out.
00:21:46Oh!
00:21:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:55I'm afraid I've made a mess.
00:21:57Already?
00:21:57Uh, no, you see, I've upset the...
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00:22:30Oh, my God.
00:23:00Well, Jackie had certainly taught me how to come clean.
00:23:18Now I know what they mean by the ultimate detergent.
00:23:21Talk about soft hands and forever blowing bubbles.
00:23:24Taught me something else, too.
00:23:26It's just like learning to ride a bike.
00:23:27Once you find you can stay up, there's no problem.
00:23:31In fact, right there and then, I could have won the Tour de France.
00:23:34Ladder and all.
00:23:47Hello.
00:23:47Oh, hi.
00:23:48Hard at it?
00:23:49Yeah, on and off, yes.
00:23:50You'd better pull over.
00:23:51Oh, right.
00:23:51Sorry, mate.
00:23:58Oh, God.
00:24:02What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
00:24:04Complete accident, sir.
00:24:05Yes, well, I just want your name and address.
00:24:07Oh, fair enough, yes.
00:24:08Uh, I'd clean them, too.
00:24:10Please, you must move out of the road.
00:24:12Oh, right.
00:24:13Are you all right, sir?
00:24:15No, thanks to him.
00:24:20Sorry about that.
00:24:21I'm afraid I shall have to take a few particulars.
00:24:24Fabulous.
00:24:25Name?
00:24:26Timmy.
00:24:26Timmy what?
00:24:27Lee.
00:24:28And yours?
00:24:30Oh, I mean, I can't go through life calling you WPC-49, can I?
00:24:34Radlett.
00:24:35Elizabeth Radlett.
00:24:36Address?
00:24:36Scraggs Lane, 63.
00:24:39Uh, will you come to the movies tonight?
00:24:41Are you trying to bribe me?
00:24:45Yes.
00:24:47Then I accept.
00:24:50Yahoo!
00:24:54What a day.
00:24:56With this kind of luck, I could even sell return tickets to Kamikaze Pilot.
00:24:59I could hardly wait for me next client, Miss Prendergast.
00:25:03A new customer, so sit there to take it easy.
00:25:07Now?
00:25:08Now.
00:25:10Oh, thank you.
00:25:11It's a mattress that makes it so heavy.
00:25:13It'd be even heavier if we were on it.
00:25:15Now I can finish my housework before I go out.
00:25:17I'm afraid my dailies gone off with a hernia.
00:25:20Ah, well, my auntie went off with a Lithuanian.
00:25:22Ha!
00:25:24Oh, no.
00:25:25Drop me leather.
00:25:26Do you know who you remind me of?
00:25:28Humphrey Bogart.
00:25:29You're taking the mickey?
00:25:31No, it's your body.
00:25:33You haven't seen my body.
00:25:35I mean the way you walk.
00:25:36You mean the way he held Lauren Bacall in to have and to have not?
00:25:49If you want anything, whistle.
00:25:55You can fill your bucket in there.
00:25:58Oh.
00:25:59Yes, ma'am.
00:25:59You a movie fan, then?
00:26:06I see all the old stuff on the telly.
00:26:08Well, I go as much as possible when I'm not teaching.
00:26:10Oh, get away.
00:26:11What do you teach?
00:26:12Biology.
00:26:13Oh, wish I was in your class.
00:26:15You don't have to be gallant.
00:26:16Well, I wouldn't say it unless I really meant it.
00:26:18In fact, you remind me a bit of Marilyn Monroe.
00:26:21In these glasses?
00:26:23Now you're taking the mickey.
00:26:24No, really.
00:26:25In that film where she was short-sighted.
00:26:26How to marry a millionaire?
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:30I find you very attractive, Miss Prendergast.
00:26:33And I want to kiss you.
00:26:35Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate.
00:26:37It was Mrs. Robinson.
00:26:40So?
00:26:40I don't know how to put this.
00:26:46I mean, I'm rather shy and I hardly know you.
00:26:48Don't worry, love.
00:26:48I'm way ahead of you.
00:26:50Would you see if you can fix the flush in the bathroom?
00:26:53The flush?
00:26:55I'd hate you to think I was taking advantage,
00:26:57but sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
00:27:00Oh.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03Have a go.
00:27:04Meanwhile, if you don't mind, I'll go and get ready.
00:27:07Well, this was a puzzler, a no mistake.
00:27:12Get ready for what?
00:27:14I'd feel such a burt bursting in starkers
00:27:17only to find her dressed to go shopping.
00:27:20I was getting confused again.
00:27:22Birds are funny things, you know.
00:27:25One minute they give you the no, no, you mustn't bit.
00:27:27Then suddenly it's yes, yes, you certainly must, you Randy bugger.
00:27:37Should be all right now.
00:27:40I, er...
00:27:42Er, to adjust the bullcock.
00:27:45I wish I was clever with my hands.
00:27:51Bet you could be if you tried.
00:27:53No, no, he mustn't.
00:27:55He's wicked.
00:27:56Oh, it's not what Lorraine Bacore said.
00:27:57I want to kiss those beautiful breasts
00:28:08as Clark Gable in red dust.
00:28:11He never said that.
00:28:13Because Jean Harlow's one as beautiful as yours.
00:28:16He can't stay long, you know,
00:28:18because her father comes home for lunch.
00:28:20Then the quicker we reach the Alamo, the better.
00:28:23John Wayne!
00:28:23True grit.
00:28:44He's getting naughty now.
00:28:46Naughty and impatient.
00:28:51Ah!
00:28:52What?
00:28:52Oh!
00:28:53Oh!
00:28:53Ah!
00:28:54Scissors!
00:28:55Scissors!
00:28:55Scissors!
00:28:56Have you got any scissors?
00:28:58It's all right.
00:28:59I've done it.
00:29:00Oh, good.
00:29:03Right.
00:29:04Let's take it off.
00:29:04No, she doesn't want to.
00:29:06She's shy.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08Under here.
00:29:09It's nicer.
00:29:10Oh, right.
00:29:17No, no.
00:29:18He's got to say hello to her first.
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:20Hello.
00:29:21Oh, yes.
00:29:21Oh, yes.
00:29:23Oh, she likes that.
00:29:29Oh, no.
00:29:30Is he enjoying it, too?
00:29:32Oh.
00:29:32Mm.
00:29:33Talk to her.
00:29:34Talk to her.
00:29:35Oh, yes.
00:29:36Oh, yes.
00:29:36Oh, yes.
00:29:37Oh, yes.
00:29:38Oh, yes.
00:29:39Oh, she likes that.
00:29:41Oh, no.
00:29:42Oh, no.
00:29:42Oh, no.
00:29:43Oh, no.
00:29:44Oh, no.
00:29:45Oh, no.
00:29:46Oh, no.
00:29:47Oh, fuck.
00:29:48Oh, fuck.
00:29:49You upstairs?
00:29:50Just finishing the carpet.
00:29:51Be right with you.
00:29:52I'll come and help.
00:29:53Where are my knickers?
00:29:54Stop your knickers.
00:29:55Stop him coming up.
00:29:56Oh, no.
00:29:57Oh, no.
00:29:58Oh, no.
00:29:59Bed.
00:30:00Bed.
00:30:01Bed.
00:30:02Bed.
00:30:03Bed.
00:30:04Bed.
00:30:05Bed.
00:30:06Bed.
00:30:07Bed.
00:30:08Bed.
00:30:09Bed.
00:30:10Bed.
00:30:11Bed.
00:30:12Bed.
00:30:13Bed.
00:30:23Hello.
00:30:24They let me off early.
00:30:26Oh.
00:30:27Morning.
00:30:28Morning.
00:30:29Oh, howsto, then.
00:30:30And don't worry about the payment.
00:30:32We'll send an account.
00:30:36Extraordinary way to clean windows.
00:30:38Oh, he'll come back and do the rest later.
00:30:40No, I mean he was cleaning them with a pair of knickers.
00:30:42Nickers?
00:30:43Nickers?
00:30:56How's that?
00:30:57Bloody marvellous.
00:30:58Bloody horrible.
00:31:00Just hope it doesn't affect the baby, that's all.
00:31:03Evening up.
00:31:06There.
00:31:08Didn't forget this time, did I?
00:31:10Oh, you are good to me. But I said pineapple.
00:31:13Pineapple?
00:31:14Never mind. It's the thought that counts.
00:31:16Rosie, you distinctly said...
00:31:18It's not in the centre.
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:21Oh, God.
00:31:23You know what you can do, don't you?
00:31:25Sid, can I ask you a big favour?
00:31:26It depends. Here, how'd it go today?
00:31:28Oh, you would have been proud of me, Sid?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31Can I borrow the minivan tonight?
00:31:32What for?
00:31:33Very special date.
00:31:34Not with one of my customers.
00:31:36Of course not.
00:31:37Cos that would be highly analytical.
00:31:39Our window cleaner's struck off.
00:31:41You see, she's off duty tonight, and I thought if I could pick her up...
00:31:43Hang on a minute. Off duty?
00:31:45You mean Fanny the Fuzz?
00:31:47Her name is Elizabeth.
00:31:49I don't care if it's Sherlock Holmes.
00:31:51You can't bring her back here.
00:31:53Why not? She's a nice girl.
00:31:54Nice girl? She's a copper.
00:31:55I still don't see why I can't bring her back.
00:31:57Because most of this lot's probably on her list.
00:31:59That's why.
00:32:00Sure.
00:32:01Now what are we fighting about?
00:32:03Timmy's got himself involved with the law.
00:32:05Timmy, what have you done?
00:32:06Nothing, Mum.
00:32:07Just because I've got a date with a girl that happens to be a policewoman.
00:32:10Policewoman?
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12She's a smashing bird, Mum.
00:32:14Intelligent.
00:32:15Well-spoken.
00:32:16Oh, yeah.
00:32:17She's passed all her cross-examinations.
00:32:18Well, you can all relax.
00:32:19Cos I'm not bringing her back.
00:32:20Oh, I think that's wise, dear.
00:32:22We don't want to refurnish.
00:32:24Mm.
00:32:25Oh, and I won't be in for grub.
00:32:27Oh, all right.
00:32:28Take your bucket, then.
00:32:30Shouldn't be in here.
00:32:32Hello.
00:32:33What's this?
00:32:35Well, from memory, I'd say they were a pair of knickers.
00:32:39They're for his collection.
00:32:41Collection?
00:32:42Didn't you know your son's the demon knicker-knicker of Scrags Lane?
00:32:45Why don't you belt up?
00:32:47It's not true.
00:32:48Timmy!
00:32:49Of course it's not.
00:32:50It's having you on.
00:32:51All right.
00:32:52If you're all so interested, uh, bought them.
00:32:56You bought knickers?
00:32:57He's dead kinky, too.
00:32:59Disgusting.
00:33:00Go on.
00:33:01Drop your trousers.
00:33:02Show them what you're wearing.
00:33:03I bought them for a girlfriend.
00:33:04No, is it a crime to be found with a pair of knickers, eh?
00:33:07Not if you're a window cleaner.
00:33:09And what is that supposed to mean?
00:33:11Well, if the cat fits.
00:33:17Quick, ambulance.
00:33:18It's coming.
00:33:22Wind.
00:33:23Wind.
00:33:52Wind.
00:33:53Wind.
00:33:54What's the fuck?
00:33:56No, is that stuck?
00:33:57Hooray!
00:34:04Sorry.
00:34:05I was trying to look for the...
00:34:13Ah, Timmy!
00:34:32Sorry, just dropped a bit of popcorn.
00:34:34You won't find it up there.
00:34:36Behave yourself.
00:34:38Shh.
00:34:43I'm going to have to put you in handcuffs.
00:35:10I don't know.
00:35:11You can't win, can you?
00:35:13You make a pass, it's wrong.
00:35:15You don't make a pass, you've insulted them.
00:35:17Who's them?
00:35:19You wouldn't mind to think I didn't fancy you, would you?
00:35:21No, and I'm glad you do.
00:35:23It's just that there's a proper time and a proper place.
00:35:26Yeah, but what happens when you've got the time,
00:35:27we can't afford the place?
00:35:28Timmy, it's not a question of money.
00:35:31It's just getting to know each other.
00:35:33That's what I was trying to do.
00:35:35You're sweet, but you're impossible.
00:35:37That's what Sid says.
00:35:39Impossible, I mean.
00:35:40And you're too good for that sort of job.
00:35:43What's wrong with cleaning windows?
00:35:45Well, nothing.
00:35:46But you should be doing something a little more,
00:35:48a little more rewarding.
00:35:50Such as?
00:35:53Well, you'd make a good policeman.
00:35:58If you thought about it seriously.
00:35:59What's so funny?
00:36:04Well, the family.
00:36:06If I told them I was going to be a copper,
00:36:07they'd go berserk.
00:36:08What's wrong with being a copper?
00:36:09Well, nothing.
00:36:10It's all right for some, I suppose,
00:36:11if you're the officious type or something.
00:36:13Oh, well, thanks a lot.
00:36:15Oh, I didn't mean you.
00:36:17I think it's time I went home now, anyway.
00:36:19Liz.
00:36:21Liz.
00:36:22You don't have to drive me.
00:36:23I can get a cab.
00:36:24Of course I'll drive you.
00:36:25Liz.
00:36:26Liz.
00:36:26Excuse me, sir.
00:36:28One pound, please.
00:36:29Oh, yes.
00:36:31Liz, Liz, wait a minute.
00:36:33Excuse me, sir.
00:36:33Pick it up, please.
00:36:37Without service.
00:36:40Now.
00:36:41I've enjoyed it, Timmy.
00:36:57Really, I have.
00:36:58Trust me to put me big, flat foot in it.
00:37:00Oh, I didn't mean you were kind.
00:37:02I know what you meant.
00:37:04Would I come in for a good night, hon?
00:37:06Oh, would I?
00:37:07Oh, yes.
00:37:11Oh, yes, sir.
00:37:19How many of you live here?
00:37:20Just me and my parents.
00:37:22Oh, early to bed is, eh?
00:37:23No, they're out of one of Daddy's dinners.
00:37:26What's your, er, Dad do, then?
00:37:28He's an inspector.
00:37:29Income tax?
00:37:30Police.
00:37:32He's not that frightening.
00:37:33Well, won't he mind me being here, then?
00:37:35Well, why should he?
00:37:37Any more than your parents would object to me.
00:37:39Oh.
00:37:41So, you see, Timmy, if ever you did decide to change jobs, I might be able to help.
00:37:51Timmy, I'm talking to you.
00:37:53Oh, Liz.
00:37:54Liz.
00:37:54Oh, Liz.
00:38:12Handcuffs?
00:38:15I must say, I'm extremely glad to be back.
00:38:17Oh, it wasn't so bad, dear.
00:38:20It's all right.
00:38:21Don't panic.
00:38:22Are you in, Elizabeth?
00:38:23Yes, Mummy.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:26Oh, I didn't know you had company.
00:38:28Oh, Mummy, this is Timmy.
00:38:29Oh, how nice.
00:38:31Pleased to meet you, Mrs Vanland.
00:38:33How long has that van been outside?
00:38:34Oh, it's mine, sir.
00:38:36Oh, is it?
00:38:37Yes, sir.
00:38:37Yeah, well, the tires are worn.
00:38:38It really shouldn't be on the road at all.
00:38:40I'm sorry, sir.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43Have you been in a fight?
00:38:45No, sir.
00:38:47Why is your mouth bleeding?
00:38:49How was the dinner, Daddy?
00:38:50Oh, absolutely dreadful.
00:38:52Chief Constable's got verbal diarrhea.
00:38:54I need a brandy.
00:38:55Well, how about Mr...
00:38:56Oh, no, thanks.
00:38:57I have to be going.
00:38:59Timmy just dropped me home from the movies.
00:39:01How nice.
00:39:02I take it you're conversant with the tire test.
00:39:04Tire test?
00:39:05Yes, you put a coin in the tread,
00:39:09and if it falls out, the tire's illegal.
00:39:11Oh, I'll do that, sir.
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13And I should put some Dettol on your mouth, Fabio.
00:39:15Oh, yes, I'll do that too, sir.
00:39:17Uh, good night, ma'am.
00:39:20Oh, yes, well, good night.
00:39:22So nice.
00:39:25He's lying, of course.
00:39:26Lying?
00:39:27Oh, yes.
00:39:28You can't get all that blood around your mouth
00:39:30unless you've been in a fight.
00:39:31It wasn't blood, John.
00:39:33It was lipstick.
00:39:35Lipstick?
00:39:36Mm-hmm.
00:39:37Oh, Christ, is he one of those?
00:39:41I take it you're all so conversant
00:39:43with the cost of four bloody tires.
00:39:45Only you could screw your way into a fuzz nest.
00:39:49How was I to know about her old man?
00:39:50Well, you better pull your finger out, son,
00:39:52and get some new clients to pay for this lot.
00:39:54And I don't mean Scott Wignard,
00:39:57the Old Bailey,
00:39:57or MI5.
00:39:59What Sid didn't know was
00:40:02that the only thing I'd screwed out of Elizabeth
00:40:04was another date.
00:40:06As for the job,
00:40:07well, it was a relief to find
00:40:08that some people only expected
00:40:09the window cleaner to clean windows.
00:40:11Oh, yes!
00:41:13I mean, who else gives you a two-year contract?
00:41:17No one.
00:41:18Well, then, act grateful.
00:41:20I did.
00:41:21That was ten minutes ago.
00:41:24I've got to finish this first.
00:41:26Oh, excuses, excuses.
00:41:28You sound like my late husband.
00:41:30How do you know he's dead?
00:41:31Well, he is.
00:41:32From the waist down.
00:41:33Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:34It won't suddenly hurt him, will it?
00:41:36Oh, not until the betting shop closes.
00:41:38Then all he'll want is more money, the bastard.
00:41:45Not there!
00:41:46Brenda!
00:41:47Go away!
00:41:48I'm resting!
00:41:50It's important, Brenda!
00:41:52Not there!
00:41:53The ruck!
00:41:54The ruck?
00:41:54Look, you're wasting your time.
00:42:07I don't have any money.
00:42:08Oh, you're looking like that, Brenda.
00:42:10Who needs money?
00:42:11Oh, yes.
00:42:15And what do you think you're going to do?
00:42:17You, Brenda, you.
00:42:18Well, you've got another thing coming.
00:42:20And get off me marshmallows.
00:42:22Oh, now, Brenda, you know how I feel about you.
00:42:25Oh, yes, with your clammy hands.
00:42:27Now, look, I'm warning you.
00:42:28Oh, come on, Bren.
00:42:30Right, you asked for this.
00:42:32How would you like to meet my husband?
00:42:34What is it?
00:42:42All right, you can come out now.
00:42:44Come out?
00:42:50Hello there.
00:42:51Hello.
00:42:56Hasn't gone for a gun, has he?
00:43:01Brenda, for God's sake!
00:43:02Oh, you thought that he was my husband.
00:43:04What?
00:43:05And he thought that you were.
00:43:07You mean he wasn't your husband?
00:43:10He was the landlord.
00:43:11That's the way he likes his rent.
00:43:13You wicked cow.
00:43:19Ow!
00:43:20Ow!
00:43:20Ow!
00:43:24Sid had warned me about the next call.
00:43:27Villiers' house.
00:43:29RG Maddy, said.
00:43:31Wipe your feet.
00:43:32Newspapers on the carpet.
00:43:33And do you even have to wash your hands before you touch the soap?
00:43:37In fact, Sid said better be safe.
00:43:39Don't touch anything.
00:43:41And certainly not Mrs Villiers.
00:43:42Because her old man owned this block of flats we serviced.
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:57Hello.
00:43:58Uh, window cleaner.
00:43:59Please?
00:44:00Uh, windows.
00:44:01Ah, Mrs Villiers has instructed me to let you do it.
00:44:05Oh, did you now?
00:44:06You start up or down, please?
00:44:15Oh, that's up to Mrs Villiers.
00:44:16Oh, it's no matter.
00:44:17She is in town.
00:44:18Oh, well, I think I'd like to start at the top and work my way down.
00:44:22Top?
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:29This is top.
00:44:30No shoes here.
00:44:31You're kissing?
00:44:32Oh, no, it is so.
00:44:33There's no dirt for her feet.
00:44:35Ah, and Mrs Villiers say to use newspapers.
00:44:37Oh, she sounds like a riot king to me.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:41What about that mirror, eh?
00:44:42Ah, Mrs Villiers likes to see everything.
00:44:44Oh, you mean it's a two-way.
00:44:47Please?
00:44:48A two-way mirror.
00:44:49You know, one way you look in and the other way you look out.
00:44:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:53My English.
00:44:55Ah.
00:44:55Well, say you and me were happening at...
00:44:58They'll not say that.
00:45:00No, suppose you were lying there, Starkers, and...
00:45:03I'll start the windows.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06Ah, a moment.
00:45:12It's good.
00:45:14Oh, it's very good.
00:45:16Good.
00:45:17Also, she said to cover books.
00:45:20Oh, I thought you'd have wore gloves for this job.
00:45:22Mrs Villiers likes everything very clean.
00:45:24Hey, she is kinky.
00:45:26Look at this.
00:45:27Body discipline.
00:45:28It's whips and things, isn't it?
00:45:29No, it's yoga.
00:45:31She is big yoga-doer.
00:45:34Naked yoga.
00:45:37Naked yoga?
00:45:38It's better with free body.
00:45:40You mean you do this?
00:45:41Of course.
00:45:42The toehold lotus posture.
00:45:45She must be on hinges to do that.
00:45:47After practice, it's not difficult.
00:45:49You sit, I show.
00:45:51Sit?
00:45:52Sit.
00:45:52Oh, sit.
00:45:53Uh-huh.
00:45:56First, you do so.
00:45:59So?
00:46:00Come.
00:46:01Me?
00:46:02Sit.
00:46:02Oh.
00:46:03Now, so.
00:46:17And so.
00:46:19Ow.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:25You try again.
00:46:30Try again?
00:46:31I can't move.
00:46:32I've got rigor mortis.
00:46:33Oh, it's because you are not yet circulating.
00:46:36Look, I think I should go and circulate those windows.
00:46:38Ah, but first we must un-cramp you.
00:46:40Mrs. Villiers will not like if you fall off the ladder.
00:46:42Yeah, well, the idea doesn't grab me much either.
00:46:44So.
00:46:49This is for circulating your head.
00:46:51You having me on?
00:46:53Even you can't do that.
00:46:54Without laws, of course.
00:46:55Oh.
00:47:09So, it's good.
00:47:11It's releasing all tension.
00:47:12You speak for yourself.
00:47:15Makes blood to the head.
00:47:16It's the best cure.
00:47:18Come on.
00:47:18Oh, watch it.
00:47:19I had a little bit of zip trouble yesterday.
00:47:21Okay, you do it.
00:47:22All right.
00:47:23Don't blame me if this gets bigger than both of us.
00:47:26Maybe this is easier for you.
00:47:36Uh, couldn't we just lie on the bed and meditate?
00:47:38Ah, the bed.
00:47:39It's a good idea.
00:47:40Oh.
00:47:41Like so.
00:47:43And I hold your legs up.
00:47:45Oh, calm.
00:47:45You're spoiled by clothes.
00:47:47Yes, well, I'd rather be spoiled than do myself an intro.
00:47:50Right.
00:47:52Let's, uh, go on.
00:47:53Oh, blimey.
00:47:57I hope I'm not sick on a carpet.
00:47:59Very quiet.
00:48:00Balance.
00:48:02Concentrate.
00:48:03I am.
00:48:04I count three and I let go.
00:48:06One, two.
00:48:08How dare you?
00:48:09Ah!
00:48:10Oh, but I was just, um...
00:48:12Get off my bed at once.
00:48:15And you, get out.
00:48:16Uh, no.
00:48:16Oh, yes, ma'am.
00:48:17Uh, sorry, ma'am.
00:48:18I was...
00:48:18She was only relieving my intentions.
00:48:21Out.
00:48:22Out.
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:23I'll speak to you later, Ingrid.
00:48:26Yes, ma'am.
00:48:28Forgot my ladder.
00:48:29I said, get out.
00:48:31Uh, but my ladder...
00:48:31You don't get out of this house.
00:48:33I shall call the police.
00:48:34Out of this house.
00:48:35Yes, ma'am.
00:48:36And put a clean cover on my bed immediately.
00:48:39Immediately.
00:48:39Immediately.
00:48:39You come back here.
00:48:49No ladder.
00:48:50No bucket.
00:48:51No shoes and socks.
00:48:52And you tell me it's because you got cramped?
00:48:54What are you?
00:48:55Some sort of congenial idiot or something?
00:48:58It was this naked yoga bit, see?
00:48:59You realise old man Billies will probably cancel our whole office contract.
00:49:03Well, I'm sure if you went round and apologised...
00:49:05Me?
00:49:05Was I standing on me head half knackers naked?
00:49:08I was wearing me shirt.
00:49:09I don't care if you was wearing a frog suit.
00:49:13No, I meant apologise for me, sis.
00:49:16I mean, when it comes to charm chat, no one's more experienced than you.
00:49:19Yeah, well, I suppose if you look at it that way.
00:49:22Right.
00:49:25I need my bloody head examined.
00:49:27Come on.
00:49:28Oh, could we stop off and get me some shoes first?
00:49:39Oh, no.
00:49:47What are you standing there for?
00:49:49Come on.
00:49:50Come on.
00:49:50Ah, Mrs. Phyllis.
00:50:05I've come round here in person to apologise for the inexcusable behaviour of my young brother-in-law here.
00:50:11Basically, he's a good boy.
00:50:13Basically, he's a good boy.
00:50:14Honest, kind to animals, and his parents.
00:50:17But emotionally, he's a shade-retarded.
00:50:20However, I feel sure that someone of your warmth, your intuitive grasp of the situation facing young people today,
00:50:28will have no difficulty in deciding that this was just a childish escapade.
00:50:35Have you finished, Mr. Noggett?
00:50:38I have indeed, Mrs. Phyllis.
00:50:41And what have you got to say?
00:50:42Oh, I agree.
00:50:45Oh, oh, I mean, I'll do anything to make up for it.
00:50:49Then the incident is closed, and you may proceed with the windows.
00:50:54Thank you, Mr. Noggett.
00:50:55Thank you, Mrs. Phyllis.
00:50:59No, leave those things out there. You can come in and fix up a lightbulb for me first.
00:51:02A lightbulb? Oh, yes, of course.
00:51:04And wipe your feet. Then come into the house.
00:51:13There's a broken one down in the cellar.
00:51:15Oh, right.
00:51:22Oh, it's the coal cellar.
00:51:24The light's up there on the left-hand wall.
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:29Ah, we need something to stand on.
00:51:34That's all good.
00:51:38Must say, never thought of you in a coal cellar.
00:51:41And how did you think of me?
00:51:42Well, you like everything so clean, don't you?
00:51:45Oh, tell.
00:51:46You have a firm young body.
00:51:56Oh, no.
00:51:58The top's come off.
00:51:59Look, the bar.
00:52:00Ah!
00:52:00Oh, I'm sorry. It sort of came off in my hands.
00:52:12You're just a dirty little boy, aren't you?
00:52:14Oh, don't worry. It's only coal.
00:52:17Oh, her.
00:52:17Look, look. Here, let me put it on for you.
00:52:19Stay where you are.
00:52:20You're filthy.
00:52:22Oh, rinse off.
00:52:24You're not going to walk through my house like that.
00:52:26Oh, of course not.
00:52:27I'll take my shoes off.
00:52:29You'll take your clothes off.
00:52:31Pardon?
00:52:32Every stitch.
00:52:33Off.
00:52:35Then we'll give you a bath.
00:52:37Oh, now, wait a minute.
00:52:39All I need's a tap.
00:52:40I mean, there must be one in the garden.
00:52:41I hope you're not going to cause me more trouble.
00:52:43No, of course not.
00:52:43All I'm saying is, if we put newspapers on the carpet,
00:52:46surely that will...
00:52:46Are you refusing to take a bath?
00:52:47Yes. No, I'll take one when I get home.
00:52:51Very well.
00:52:53If you're going to behave like a child,
00:52:56you'll just have to treat you like one.
00:52:58What are you doing?
00:52:59I'm undressing you.
00:53:01Oh, you're not.
00:53:17I bring the presents from the mystical shores of a distant land.
00:53:22Are you smashed again?
00:53:23Oh, Rosie, that's not nice when he's remembered your pineapple.
00:53:27Thanks, ma'am.
00:53:28Send me back here.
00:53:29He's up having a bath.
00:53:30Oh, yeah?
00:53:30Give us a kiss, then.
00:53:31Oh, that's better, isn't it, eh?
00:53:33Come on.
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Oh, my God.
00:53:35Mmm.
00:53:36It smells good.
00:53:37What is it?
00:53:38From the mystical shores of a distant land.
00:53:41What's all this, then?
00:53:42Oh, what?
00:53:43The gear.
00:53:43Are we going to park there, Sam?
00:53:45No.
00:53:46It's just nice to dress up now and then.
00:53:48Wait a minute.
00:53:51What day is it?
00:53:53Wednesday.
00:53:53Why?
00:53:54He's been, then, has he?
00:54:00Oh, dear.
00:54:01The window cleaner, that's who.
00:54:03So that's why you're all puffed up, is it?
00:54:06I don't know what you're on about.
00:54:08There's nothing wrong with window cleaners.
00:54:10You keep telling me.
00:54:12All right, all right.
00:54:13But I know that randy bastard that does this street.
00:54:17Really, Sydney?
00:54:18If you're inferring that I...
00:54:20Oh, that'd be Dad with another armful.
00:54:24It's not, Dad.
00:54:26It's the law.
00:54:27Oh, my God.
00:54:28Now what?
00:54:29Relax.
00:54:30It's only Timmy's bluebird.
00:54:44Hello.
00:54:45Sorry, Attaway.
00:54:46Sorry to call unannounced.
00:54:48Is Timmy in?
00:54:49He's having a bath.
00:54:50I can't ask him.
00:54:51The place has just been fumigated.
00:54:52Fumigated?
00:54:53Yeah, I had a plague of flying ants.
00:54:55Oh, how awful.
00:54:56Can I give him a message?
00:54:57Well, we had a date tonight, but as you can see, I've had to go on duty.
00:55:00Okay, I'll tell him.
00:55:01I'll see him tomorrow.
00:55:02Lucky it all in.
00:55:04You don't remember me, do you?
00:55:05Used to clean your school windows.
00:55:07As a matter of fact, I do remember.
00:55:09But I didn't think you did.
00:55:10Well, I didn't until just now.
00:55:11It's the way you said, how awful.
00:55:14How awful.
00:55:16So you haven't changed much since school, have I?
00:55:18Oh, I don't know.
00:55:19Well, good luck with the flying ants.
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:28Simmo!
00:55:29What?
00:55:31I've got a message for you.
00:55:32Message?
00:55:34Christ.
00:55:35Have you got blackwater fever or something?
00:55:37Look, look.
00:55:38Have you ever been interfered with in a coal cellar?
00:55:39Interfered with?
00:55:41Mrs Villiers.
00:55:41I don't think it's funny.
00:55:46I'm sorry.
00:55:48What's the message?
00:55:50What's the message?
00:55:51Tonight's date's tomorrow.
00:55:53Your coffee nickers is on duty.
00:55:56Just as well.
00:55:57Give me time to get the coal out your wife, friends.
00:55:59Get off!
00:56:00We'll be back in the air.
00:56:11Bye.
00:56:26Bye.
00:56:26Bye.
00:56:29Bye.
00:57:30Your family's dining out in the country.
00:57:32Oh, Liz!
00:57:33Timmy, I'm on duty.
00:57:36I don't care, Liz. I just don't care. I've just got to kiss you.
00:57:42Timmy, control yourself.
00:57:45Message to all units.
00:57:46Disturbance outside discotheque 23 King Street.
00:57:50Repeat, discotheque 23 King Street.
00:57:52Message ends.
00:57:5349, proceed into King Street.
00:57:54Spaghetti bologna at her place.
00:57:59Parents in Cowesville.
00:58:01Caw, what a turner.
00:58:03All next day, I kept thinking of the evening to come.
00:58:07At last, she was showing signs of succumbing to my irresistible magnetism.
00:58:11I mean, faced with my suave debonair charm,
00:58:14what chance did she stand?
00:58:15Who is it?
00:58:30Oh, it's Nogget's window cleaning.
00:58:32Good morning.
00:58:32Hello, I'm sorry.
00:58:40It's me again.
00:58:41Would I need my ladder?
00:58:43No.
00:58:43Oh, it's after.
00:58:54Hello, me again.
00:58:56Could you press the knob for me again?
00:58:57Ah, no, it's not Sid.
00:59:12I'm Timmy, his brother-in-law.
00:59:14Better identify myself.
00:59:15Can't be too careful these days, can you?
00:59:21Ah, where can I get me water?
00:59:23Oh, right.
00:59:27Oh, it's a little bad you've got here.
00:59:33Oh, gold.
00:59:58Sorry about that.
00:59:59I'll get another one.
01:00:03Oh, look, Miss.
01:00:17I know it's none of my business, but if there's anything I can do...
01:00:20Don't touch me.
01:00:22Oh, okay, okay.
01:00:23I just thought I might help.
01:00:24How could you help?
01:00:26Well, I don't know what it is, do I?
01:00:29Have you ever been in love?
01:00:31Is that all?
01:00:31Well, I thought it was something serious.
01:00:33Serious?
01:00:34I've given four years of my life to Ronnie.
01:00:36I've made a home cooked, clean, scrubbed, and all for what?
01:00:40So some bleached bitch, of course it's serious.
01:00:44Well, I wouldn't get in an uproar, girl.
01:00:47I mean, these things happen.
01:00:48Ronnie's a bastard.
01:00:49Yeah, well, it's probably a touch of the old four-year itch.
01:00:52Perhaps he needs shaking up a bit.
01:00:53A bit of his own medicine.
01:00:54What do you mean?
01:00:55What?
01:00:56Ronnie's made you jealous, right?
01:00:58You return the compliment.
01:01:00Do you really think it would work?
01:01:02It's worth a try.
01:01:03Nothing to lose, have you?
01:01:11What's Ronnie?
01:01:12Oh, well, I'd better get on with the windows, then.
01:01:18I'm going to take your advice.
01:01:20Good for you.
01:01:30Hey, that's terrific.
01:01:32It's a bed.
01:01:34Get in it.
01:01:36Pardon?
01:01:37But I thought you offered to help me.
01:01:40Yes, I did, but Ron's not going to like it if I'm in bed with you.
01:01:43It's your idea.
01:01:44Oh, God.
01:01:46Come on, quickly, get undressed.
01:01:48Yes, yes, wait a minute, all right.
01:01:49I'm getting...
01:01:50Cool.
01:01:50Yes.
01:01:57Come on, Terry.
01:02:01There we go.
01:02:04Oh!
01:02:05What's the matter?
01:02:06Ow!
01:02:07What's the matter?
01:02:07We're only simulating.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:10Oh, sorry, miss.
01:02:11Sorry.
01:02:11Oh, sorry.
01:02:18Elvie!
01:02:20Oh, hello, Ronnie.
01:02:22Elvie!
01:02:23Elvie, how could you do this to me?
01:02:26With a man!
01:02:27I can explain, madam.
01:02:28Oh, get up!
01:02:29Get up!
01:02:30I can explain everything!
01:02:33Oh, maybe it's my...
01:02:35Wait!
01:02:35Oh, let's go!
01:02:36Oh, let's go!
01:02:36Oh, let's go!
01:02:46Oh!
01:02:47Oh, look, Mum.
01:02:48Look, I've run into a slight problem.
01:02:51Do you know I can find Sid?
01:02:52what's he doing in hospital hello smiler hello smiler hey listen to him hey how long before
01:03:04you say dada we've decided not to tell him who you are until he's stronger
01:03:08full of wit today aren't we hey he's got my eyes you know as long as it's only your eyes he's all
01:03:15right
01:03:15oh rosie congratulations you two said nine pounds eight ounces oh it's nice of you to come to me
01:03:32bought these for you oh look sydney weren't they lovely yeah what's the matter with your eye oh
01:03:39nothing uh banged it on a wall give them to the nest sydney she'll put them in water
01:03:45she'll have to put them in splints isn't he great looks just like syd i hope not that's not our baby
01:03:51oh well it's back to the old treadmill love timo come wait for a while mum's coming in after lunch
01:03:58i'll see you later then sober oh she's full of quips today hey hey and for god's sake don't let
01:04:03him hold the baby it's so it's on he'll drop him
01:04:06ta-da nugget you do it ta-da ta-da
01:04:09ta-da love
01:04:10oh isn't he fantastic i mean i just thought of you as a great big lump
01:04:18oh charming no no no no what i meant is that i never thought about the baby being inside
01:04:24it's amazing wait until you have one of your own
01:04:30that was fantastic more oh joking feel like rosie did well so long as it's only the spaghetti
01:04:51you don't want you making medical history do you know something this what i think you're the most
01:04:57smashing bird i've ever met i don't exactly find you repulsive either when you're not trying to
01:05:04emulate syd oh syd's all right once you get to know him i do know him what met him when i was at
01:05:10school you never told me i didn't think he was that important did you uh no i didn't but you fancied
01:05:18him i went out with him once but he lost three falls out of three i don't know how glad i am this
01:05:24do you like television television there's a great charlie snow garden concert on oh that's nice
01:05:44unfortunately the set down here's broken do you mind going upstairs upstairs upstairs yes well mom
01:05:51dad have got a set at the bottom of their bed charlie snow charlie snow got that terrific only if you
01:05:58like his music then love it especially when it's upstairs
01:06:01so
01:06:03so
01:06:08so
01:06:11so
01:06:13so
01:06:17so
01:06:23no why not because i can't concentrate
01:06:45so
01:06:57so
01:06:59so
01:07:05so
01:07:09so
01:07:23so
01:07:29so
01:07:33so
01:07:45hello
01:07:47oh hello mommy no i was just watching the telly
01:07:49yes
01:07:51oh poor you
01:07:53so that means you'll be staying the night then
01:07:55oh
01:07:57of course it's not the first time i've been alone is it
01:07:59okay darling you too
01:08:03their car's broken down
01:08:05oh
01:08:09that's too bad
01:08:10now timmy that doesn't mean
01:08:11oh liz
01:08:12i want you more than ever
01:08:13oh i know timmy
01:08:15and it was wrong with me to let you go this far
01:08:17well why liz
01:08:19because i don't want to be just another easy lay
01:08:21but you're not an easy lay
01:08:23i mean but
01:08:25look i don't want to sound old-fashioned timmy
01:08:27but i have to be able to live with myself
01:08:29i want to feel that when i finally get married
01:08:31well
01:08:33why don't we
01:08:37timmy
01:08:39is that a proposal
01:08:41okay
01:08:43uh
01:08:45nice
01:08:47i'll take it
01:08:49nine
01:08:51wed
01:08:55y
01:09:01ads
01:09:03but
01:09:05guys
01:09:07i
01:09:09Hey, we're in their bed.
01:09:22It's all right. We'll make it before they get back.
01:09:25Yeah. Yeah, it's all better.
01:09:28Slowly, Timmy, slowly. It's not a race.
01:09:31Oh, right, yes.
01:09:38What's the matter?
01:09:39Um, nothing. Nothing.
01:09:46I thought you wanted me.
01:09:49I do. I do. I do. I do.
01:10:04Timmy?
01:10:05I'll be all right. I must have wanted you too much.
01:10:08Don't worry. We've got a lifetime ahead of us.
01:10:13We're coming back in the morning.
01:10:15I mean, when we're married, silly.
01:10:19Married?
01:10:19To a copper.
01:10:21When did this happen?
01:10:22A few days ago.
01:10:24Do you know how you'd all take it?
01:10:25Never mind how we're going to take it. How's she going to take it? Living in your attic?
01:10:29Well, that's another thing. Until we find a flat, our old man says we can stay there.
01:10:32What? In the police station?
01:10:34No, in their house.
01:10:36Oh, I think I'm going to lose my little baby boy.
01:10:41Oh, turn it up, Mum. He's not going to war.
01:10:45No, but it's the next best thing.
01:10:46Oh, well, thank you and goodbye, Sydney Noggett.
01:10:49Oh, come on. I was only kidding. It's a good idea. Give him a sense of responsibility. I think every man should have a wife.
01:10:55Hmm. Preferably his own.
01:10:57Uh-huh.
01:10:58Is it going to be a church wedding?
01:11:00Yeah, but it's all right. They're taking care of everything.
01:11:03Can't wait to see Dad in the great upper.
01:11:06Hey, you're right. I should have to watch out for one of them.
01:11:28Oh, come on. For God's sake.
01:11:47Like trying to get a bunch of performing seals on the road.
01:11:50I can't find my gloves.
01:11:51What do you want gloves for? He's been married, not knighted.
01:11:54Mum!
01:11:55I think I'm going to cry.
01:11:58Oh, so am I if I don't get you lost out in that Rolls.
01:12:01Oh, come on, love. Stop crying. You'll lose your eyelashes.
01:12:04Just get in there and relax, girl. Relax.
01:12:07Now, where the hell is Dad?
01:12:09Dad!
01:12:10Here.
01:12:11Not a benefit, is it?
01:12:13Christ, you look like the cover of Butch Mail.
01:12:15Get in the car. Go on.
01:12:17Here, wait a minute. I've got to get me out.
01:12:19Timmy!
01:12:20I'm in the car, Zay.
01:12:22Hey, I'd better do that as well.
01:12:23Oh, go.
01:12:25I'm sure I've forgotten something.
01:12:27You've got everything but the bleeding wand. Get in the car!
01:12:30Oh, Sidney, you're so uncouthful.
01:12:32Oh, go on over here.
01:12:34Oh, go on over here, Dad.
01:12:39Oh, go on over here.
01:12:41Come on over here.
01:12:43OK, Dad.
01:12:45Oh, hi, Dad.
01:12:52Quick one for the road.
01:12:54Oh, a tar, Dad. I'll get me tooth mug.
01:12:58Got butterflies in the old tum.
01:12:59Right, the same thing, son.
01:13:01Only mine were bloody great bats.
01:13:05Right.
01:13:06Oh, here's to the first baby.
01:13:09Oh, turn it up, Dad. Don't rush it.
01:13:11Well, I shall never forget the day you were born.
01:13:14There's Guy Fawkes' night, now.
01:13:15I know. How do you know?
01:13:17It's my birthday.
01:13:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:13:21Remember walking home from the hospital,
01:13:23all the rockets and the fireworks are going off.
01:13:26I remember wondering what you were going to be like.
01:13:28You know, what you were going to do.
01:13:30I never thought about marriage then.
01:13:32Oh, me neither.
01:13:33Dad, what the bloody hell are you doing?
01:13:36I'm toasting the bridegroom.
01:13:37I thought you was going for a peanut piss up here.
01:13:40Go on, they're waiting for you downstairs.
01:13:41You're coming with me. Come on.
01:13:43Oh, God, now I want to go.
01:13:48Hey, wait for us in a minute.
01:14:01Hey, Fred, how about that for a nice piece of grummet, eh?
01:14:03What?
01:14:05Ah, see-through Charlie's and all.
01:14:07Yeah, wonder if she wants a lift at Bristol.
01:14:10Her Bristol don't need no lifting, mate.
01:14:11Come on, give us a hand with this.
01:14:14You know, I often wonder
01:14:15why some of them bollock to wear anything at all these days.
01:14:18I'm glad they don't, mate.
01:14:20You wouldn't.
01:14:21Oops.
01:14:22Tim O'clock.
01:14:32Tim O'clock.
01:14:33Tim O'clock.
01:14:34Tim O'clock.
01:14:37Right, off and go.
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:42I'm glad you're all right.
01:15:12Afraid there'd been an accident?
01:15:14Well, we had stopped because Dad nearly had one.
01:15:16Lovely day for it.
01:15:17Better still if we'd got the groom.
01:15:19He's right behind. Sid's bringing him.
01:15:32I can't understand it.
01:15:34He's such a dependable boy.
01:15:36If he says he's going to do something, he always does it.
01:15:38It's a little more than saying he's going to do something.
01:15:40He's going to get married.
01:15:44Here they come.
01:15:46About bleeding time, too.
01:15:48Dad!
01:15:49What a bloody ears.
01:15:57Where's Timmy, then?
01:15:58Well, I was hoping he was here.
01:15:59But you were brilliant.
01:16:00Yeah, but I lost him.
01:16:01Don't worry, love.
01:16:02Can't be far away.
01:16:03Don't worry, love.
01:16:04Count me far away.
01:16:05Don't worry.
01:16:06What a bloody ear.
01:16:07I'm just gonna do it.
01:16:08He's not the only one for that.
01:16:09God.
01:16:10I'm just gonna do it.
01:16:11I'll have to take care of he's going.
01:16:12Oh, God.
01:16:15He's probably just lost his way, dear.
01:16:38Here he comes.
01:16:43I'm afraid that's the next wedding.
01:16:44But we haven't finished this one yet.
01:16:46I feel well over your time, sir.
01:16:48You can't slide us down, Wormvicker.
01:16:50Well, I might just squeeze you in at 4 o'clock.
01:16:53If you think I'm sitting here until 4 o'clock...
01:16:56No, no, no, of course.
01:16:57Besides, my men have to go on duty later on.
01:16:59There are lots of criminals abroad, you know.
01:17:02Not only abroad.
01:17:03It's so unlike Timmy.
01:17:05Is it?
01:17:06Oh, yes.
01:17:07I mean, I'm sure he hasn't eloped.
01:17:09Has it eloped, madam?
01:17:11Tell me, how many girls is he engaged to?
01:17:13Er, okay.
01:17:15Why don't we go back to the reception hall?
01:17:17Well, at least he knows where that is.
01:17:19No, no, look.
01:17:20You see, reporting it to the engineers isn't going to get me married, is it?
01:17:24What?
01:17:26Hello?
01:17:32Hello, Joy.
01:17:33Bloody reception hall.
01:17:34Phone's out of order.
01:17:361.20, including the phone.
01:17:38Um, how far is it to London?
01:17:41Oh, about, er, 60 miles.
01:17:43Oh.
01:17:50We still haven't served the wine, sir.
01:17:52Now, look, I really don't think we should open the champagne until we've had the wedding.
01:17:56Quite right.
01:17:57I'm only here for the beer anyway.
01:17:59And I'm only here, sir, because your son is supposed to marry my daughter.
01:18:02Don't worry.
01:18:03He'll be here.
01:18:04Of course, he's been arrested.
01:18:05Well, what would he be arrested for?
01:18:07I don't know.
01:18:08Your mob don't always give a reason to do they?
01:18:10My mob, as you call it.
01:18:11No offence.
01:18:12It's just a figure of speech, isn't it?
01:18:14Well, I've got a lot of respect for the police.
01:18:17Thank you, yes.
01:18:18Anybody ever call some bastards, I always deny it.
01:18:20Well, I'm sure the commissioner will be most happy to know about that.
01:18:23Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like a word with my wife.
01:18:26Well, your health.
01:18:28Down the hatch.
01:18:30Oh.
01:18:31Oh, John, dear, I was just telling Mrs. Lee,
01:18:33if Timothy had been involved in an accident,
01:18:35the police would be the first to hear about it.
01:18:37Oh, yes, certainly, certainly, yes.
01:18:38My mob, men, have already checked the hospitals.
01:18:42Mind you, he could have lost his memory.
01:18:44Or his nerve.
01:18:45Oh, no, he's plenty of nerve.
01:18:47Well, you have to, cleaning windows.
01:18:49Timmy's like Sidney, he'll go up anything.
01:18:55Here we are, ladies.
01:18:57Reinforcements.
01:18:58Oh, dear.
01:18:59Oh, Sidney, do you remember when you was an hour late for our wedding?
01:19:02Do I?
01:19:03I broke the zip on me trousers.
01:19:06Yes, well, one hour's a little different to three hours.
01:19:09Oh, God!
01:19:10It's baby's feeding time.
01:19:12I've got to take these back.
01:19:14Right, love, come on, then.
01:19:16You can do it in style in the rolls.
01:19:18Oh!
01:19:19I won't say au revoir, because I'll see you again later.
01:19:26Darling,
01:19:27why don't you go and have a little chat with Aunt Maisie?
01:19:30She's in quite good form for a change.
01:19:32I have nothing to say to Aunt Maisie.
01:19:34Yes, well, then, I'd like to see you sitting here all by yourself.
01:19:36Oh, no, Daddy, do stop fussing.
01:19:37I'm okay.
01:19:42Well, Johnny,
01:19:43here, do you know the one about the fella
01:19:45who gave up drink for the sake of his wife and kidneys?
01:19:47Ha!
01:19:48It's bloody well, isn't it?
01:19:57Hi.
01:20:01I brought you some grub. You're getting sloshed.
01:20:03When did you get sloshed?
01:20:04Yeah, but you ought to still get up with something.
01:20:06Here.
01:20:08Apart from anything else,
01:20:09I feel such a tweed in this wedding dress.
01:20:11You look gorgeous.
01:20:12Stood up with the bloody altar.
01:20:14Me!
01:20:15Yeah, well, maybe it's for the best.
01:20:17And what does that mean?
01:20:19Oh, I don't honestly think Tim he was ready for marriage.
01:20:21So you told him to run for his life?
01:20:23Me, Christ? No, I was all for it.
01:20:26Okay, I had my doubts to begin with.
01:20:28But then I began to envy him.
01:20:30Why, you're a very attractive woman, Liz.
01:20:34If I wasn't married, I'd be tempted myself.
01:20:37I mean, you really are a smooth bastard, aren't you?
01:20:40What do you say?
01:20:41You can't even talk to a jilted bride without trying to pull her.
01:20:44Liz, I was only commiseration.
01:20:46I don't want commiseration.
01:20:47I just want to get out of this bloody place in this bloody outfit.
01:20:51So what's stopping you?
01:20:53Well, I'm going to try on the side, but I've got my van outside already home.
01:20:56I can't leave just like that.
01:20:58Now, why not?
01:21:00I'll come straight back here and tell them you had an attack of the vapors.
01:21:05Hmm?
01:21:09Come on.
01:21:11Come on.
01:21:12Come on.
01:21:14Come on.
01:21:17Come on.
01:21:18It could only happen to me.
01:21:43I even get seasick looking at boats.
01:21:45Talk about getting me to the church on time.
01:21:48I'd probably turn up and throw up.
01:21:51Church?
01:21:52I didn't even make the reception.
01:22:01I thought I'd call in the house,
01:22:03but I might have got a roll man and a coin up me tread.
01:22:06As for me feet, well, they'd worn them off.
01:22:09They felt like the end of me legs turned up.
01:22:15The house looked even darker than me matrimonial future.
01:22:23They were either all asleep
01:22:24or Inspector Radliff was lurking behind the door
01:22:26with his truncheon in his hand.
01:22:27Triffic wedding night.
01:22:41Everyone in bed but the groom.
01:22:44And up there was me piece of nuptial bliss.
01:22:47The question was,
01:22:48how could Romeo get to Juliet
01:22:50without his bleeding ladder?
01:22:51I said I'm going to have to put you in handcuffs.
01:23:20It's nice.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25Ooh.
01:23:29Ooh.
01:23:32Ooh.
01:23:38Ooh.
01:23:41Ooh.
01:23:43Ooh.
01:23:46Ooh.
01:23:48Ooh.
01:23:49Let's go.
01:24:19No hard feelings then, Timmy, eh?
01:24:27Course not, Sid. Probably saved me from a fate worse than death anyway.
01:24:30Yeah, well, I won't be up any ladders for a while.
01:24:32Not to worry, Sid. Got it all fixed up. Got a new boy starting tomorrow.
01:24:38And remember, in our business, you've got to be immune from shocks,
01:24:42especially from birds. As long as they're satisfied customers,
01:24:45they bring in the new ones, right?
01:24:47Right. Right.
01:24:58If you ever want your windows cleaned.
01:25:00I live on a houseboat.
01:25:02Fair enough. I might even do your porthole for nothing.
01:25:07This is your life, Timmy Lee.
01:25:11You may not always turn out how you want it to be.
01:25:17But you'll get by, Timmy Lee.
01:25:20Cause you're really not a loser. You just find it hard to win.
01:25:27Always getting into crazy situations.
01:25:30Having trouble with romantical relations.
01:25:33You got the kind of touch that everyone would love to own.
01:25:38No simple life for you.
01:25:39No simple life for you.
01:25:40It's always complicated.
01:25:41You date the girls you like.
01:25:43But somehow you seem faded.
01:25:45To spend your life loving all alone.
01:25:49This is your life, Timmy Lee.
01:25:50This is your life, Timmy Lee.
01:25:52It may not always turn out how you want it to be.
01:25:58But you'll get by, Timmy Lee.
01:26:02Timmy Lee.
01:26:03Cause you're really not a loser. You just find it hard to win.
01:26:08No, you're really not a loser. You just find it hard to win.
01:26:14In a way, Timmy Lee.