First broadcast 30th November 1969.
Marty's eccentric old aunt, Clara, unaware of his death, comes to the agency, seeking a bodyguard to accompany her to the roulette tables of Monte Carlo where she hopes to put into practice her foolproof winning system.
Mike Pratt ... Jeff Randall
Kenneth Cope ... Marty Hopkirk
Annette Andre ... Jeannie Hopkirk
Mary Merrall ... Clara Faringham
Brian Blessed ... Jim Lawsey
Veronica Carlson ... Suzanne
John Sharp ... Sagran
Nicholas Courtney ... Max
Roger Delgado ... Tapiro
Roger Croucher ... Terry
Nicolas Chagrin ... Andre
Clive Cazes ... Claude
Michael Forrest ... Verrier
Luke Hanson ... Hibert
Colin Vancao ... French Croupier
Eva Enger ... Young Lady
Richard Pescud ... Hotel Receptionist
Christopher Eedy ... Bell Boy
Mike Reid ... Man
Marty's eccentric old aunt, Clara, unaware of his death, comes to the agency, seeking a bodyguard to accompany her to the roulette tables of Monte Carlo where she hopes to put into practice her foolproof winning system.
Mike Pratt ... Jeff Randall
Kenneth Cope ... Marty Hopkirk
Annette Andre ... Jeannie Hopkirk
Mary Merrall ... Clara Faringham
Brian Blessed ... Jim Lawsey
Veronica Carlson ... Suzanne
John Sharp ... Sagran
Nicholas Courtney ... Max
Roger Delgado ... Tapiro
Roger Croucher ... Terry
Nicolas Chagrin ... Andre
Clive Cazes ... Claude
Michael Forrest ... Verrier
Luke Hanson ... Hibert
Colin Vancao ... French Croupier
Eva Enger ... Young Lady
Richard Pescud ... Hotel Receptionist
Christopher Eedy ... Bell Boy
Mike Reid ... Man
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TVTranscript
00:00No more bets.
00:28Four black.
00:29Five straight wins?
00:32It's impossible.
00:34It's incredible.
00:43Place your bets, please.
00:44No, thank you.
00:50Are you leaving already, madam?
00:52Yes, I'm afraid so.
00:53Such a winning run deserves a little longer at the table.
00:56No, thank you. I only came to get enough of my ticket.
00:59Your ticket?
01:00To Monte Carlo. It is the best place, isn't it?
01:06I should put it on number 14 red, my dear.
01:09Thank you so much. Good night.
01:13Good night.
01:14No more bets.
01:18No more bets.
01:22No more bets.
01:30Fourteen red.
01:33Ha-ha!
02:03Oh, my God.
02:33Oh, my God.
03:02Good morning.
03:03I'd like to speak to Mr. Hopkirk.
03:07I'm sorry, Mrs.
03:09Farringham.
03:10Clara Farringham.
03:11I'm terribly sorry, but...
03:14Mr. Hopkirk died some time ago.
03:19Oh, dear.
03:22Poor Marty.
03:24Clara Farringham.
03:26Not his aunt, Clara.
03:29Yes.
03:30That's right.
03:31Please sit down.
03:32You'd be his partner, Mr. Randall.
03:39Yes, that's right.
03:41I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
03:43I was Marty's wife.
03:45Oh, my dear.
03:49Oh, I'm so sorry now I brought it all up.
03:51Oh, do forgive me.
03:53Um, can I get you some coffee or something?
03:56No, really.
03:57Well, as I came for a purpose, I might as well get on with it.
04:04If I can help.
04:05Oh, but you can.
04:07I shall be in need of your assistance, Mr. Randall, for approximately three days starting next Monday.
04:12Don't you think you ought to tell me why you need a detective?
04:15I have an appointment in Monte Carlo, Mr. Randall, and I shall require your services as, um, a bodyguard.
04:22Yes, I think that's the best description.
04:25A...
04:25Bodyguard?
04:26I expect to be returning with at least 100,000 pounds.
04:31And one reads such terrible tales about robbery these days.
04:35Oh, I see.
04:35You're collecting the money in Monte Carlo.
04:37Oh, no, Mr. Randall.
04:40Winning it at roulette.
04:45Morning, Geoff.
04:46Don't tell me we've got a client.
04:47I'm sorry if it sounds a little odd.
04:50But I assure you, Mr. Randall, it's all perfectly true.
04:53Oh, Clara.
04:54Well, I'll be...
04:55Geoff, what's she doing here?
04:57And ask her why she didn't come to my funeral.
04:59I'm sure it is, Mrs. Farringham.
05:01Have you ever played roulette?
05:03Eh?
05:05Once, last night, I decided to test my system.
05:09I collected enough money for my expenses.
05:12Will someone please tell me what's going on?
05:16I'm sure it's a good system, Mrs. Farringham, but Monte Carlo.
05:20Oh, I know.
05:21But this has taken four years to perfect.
05:24I suppose it would be wiser to use it gradually at various small clubs.
05:29But the trouble is, Mr. Randall, I don't really like gambling.
05:34I just want to take 1,000 pounds.
05:36And when 100,000?
05:39Yes.
05:41The first night should make about 25,000.
05:45And the second night, 50,000, thereabouts.
05:48And the third night, the jet pot.
05:50I'm so glad you understand.
05:54I'll have the tickets and everything sent round, Mr. Randall.
05:57I mustn't take up any more of your time.
05:59Ah, she's gone potty, Geoff.
06:01Maybe it's none of my business, Mrs. Farringham, but...
06:03...Monte Carlo has a way of swallowing foolproof systems.
06:08I know that.
06:09But I've made a study of all the failed ones since 1879.
06:14Mine is quite different.
06:18You'd better get Mrs. Farringham a cab, Jeannie.
06:22Then you're going?
06:24Yes, I think Monte Carlo will be lovely this time of year.
06:27Thank you so much, Mr. Randall.
06:30Until Monday, then.
06:39Are there any more like her in your family?
06:41Aunt Clara.
06:42I often wondered what she was up to.
06:44Roulette, yet?
06:45The whole thing's crazy.
06:47If she hadn't been your aunt...
06:48I don't know, Geoff.
06:49If it doesn't work, she'll get over it.
06:51If it doesn't work, you know as well as I do what's going to happen.
06:54You never can tell, Geoff.
06:55It might just work.
06:57Oh, no.
06:58You're not going anywhere near Monte Carlo.
07:01Oh, no?
07:02What do you mean, oh, no?
07:03She's my aunt!
07:04And my client.
07:05So you stay here where you can't do us any more harm.
07:07Oh, come on, Geoff.
07:09You know I've no control over moving objects.
07:11Exactly.
07:12So keep away.
07:13But there's no Harmony just coming along for the ride.
07:15Is there?
07:17No, Marty.
07:19No.
07:19Excuse me.
07:28Excuse me.
07:42Well, what did you do that for?
07:50Nothing.
07:52I thought I saw a gremlin.
07:53A gremlin.
07:54I was just making sure it was the right plane.
08:02I was halfway to India.
08:07Do you think he spotted us?
08:09Don't be stupid.
08:10Even the old lady wouldn't recognize me.
08:12So what does he keep looking around for?
08:13Maybe flying makes him nervous, like you two.
08:16I think I shall enjoy a cup of tea and then prepare for our little flutter.
08:33Already?
08:34Can't you wait till tomorrow?
08:34After four years of theory, I must confess, I'm a little impatient.
08:38Monsieur Hylou, put telephone, s'il vous plaît.
08:39Monsieur Hylou.
08:39Monsieur Hylou.
08:39Here he is now.
08:43Three-one-four to three-one-six.
08:44You want me to put the squeeze on for three-one-seven?
08:45I'll tell you when to put the squeeze on, Max.
08:46It's not like Jim Lawsey to worry about a system.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
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08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:02No.
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09:06No.
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09:08No.
09:09No.
09:11No.
09:12No.
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09:14No.
09:15No.
09:16No.
09:17No.
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:20No.
09:25No.
09:27All right.
09:28How are you hiding?
09:29Do some noise?
09:31All right.
09:37Excuse me.
09:38You're Ooof!
09:40Oh, fantastic, Geoff. I love a room that looks out to sea.
09:55Then why don't you find yourself a lighthouse?
09:58I'm warning you, Marty.
09:59When he tricks him, I drop the whole case.
10:01Oh, come on, Geoff. I told you, I only came along for the ride.
10:05And Aunt Clara?
10:06Well, like you said, she's the one that's going to be taken for the ride.
10:10It is a nice room, though, Geoff.
10:13And it's a single.
10:17Oh, I wonder whether that's our tea. Come in.
10:21Hello. Where's Bill?
10:25Bill?
10:27Well, Bill Clark, this is his room, isn't it?
10:29No, it isn't. This is 315.
10:33Trust Bill. He's got his numbers mixed up again.
10:36Sorry to bother you.
10:37Not at all.
10:40Funny.
10:43Well, I wonder what's happened to our tea.
10:51The girl's with her now.
10:53How about the room?
10:54There's a balcony. Could get in from 313.
10:58Any sign of that notebook of hers?
11:00Do me a favour. I stayed at the door.
11:02All right.
11:04You'd better stay here.
11:05And let me know if either of them go out.
11:18Geoff!
11:19This is no time for a siesta.
11:21All right, then. Take a run along the beach.
11:22Aunt Clara's in trouble.
11:24Already?
11:24A couple of fellas I saw on the plane are here.
11:26One of them's watching her room now.
11:28You don't say.
11:29They seem to know all about her, Geoff.
11:31I'm sure they're after her system.
11:33You know, I mean, the notebook.
11:35Come and have a look.
11:36C'est la vie.
12:01Who?
12:01Who?
12:01Geoff!
12:08Five minutes.
12:08Five minutes and you're looking for trouble.
12:11I tell you, they're after Aunt Clara.
12:13Oh, yeah.
12:13They've got every room in the place covered.
12:15But, Geoff, listen.
12:15Suppose, just suppose her system does work.
12:18Think what it'd be worth to the wrong kind of people.
12:21There's no such thing as a perfect system
12:22and nothing sinister's going to happen to Aunt Clara.
12:25She's just going to buy a thousand pounds worth of chips
12:27and spend a pleasant carefree hour
12:29giving it all to the croupier.
12:31D'accord.
12:34Well, I hope you're right, Geoff.
12:35I hope you're right.
12:51Faites-moi jeûre, mesdames, messieurs, paites-moi jeûre.
12:54would you be so kind couldn't you just start with a couple of hundred there's
13:18no point in being timid 1,000 please this is the big table I thought it was fun they're all looking
13:39so terribly serious people have made and lost their fortunes here it's more like an operating
13:45table to me Max go to the bar if and then the girl leave follow them right do you know the fat bloke
13:54at the bar no why should I just wondered he was giving you the going over small time come on large
14:09rally please well here we are rather you than me on Clara I hope I shall convert you before the night is
14:38out Jeffrey listen we are poachers lossy from London sure they're here and they don't look like
15:00tourists to me all right I'll meet you here
15:04now 29 and on the side
15:28not the lot auntie they're perfectly safe there Jeffrey
15:43I can't look now don't you start you know the chances of this coming up are that about
16:05we've won well naturally Jean my dear
16:13Jeff what's the matter I might have known
16:29I'm afraid you'll have to help me with these Jean my dear
16:35right keep an eye on them
16:45I warned you Marty I warned you
16:48I'm telling you Jeff I had nothing at all to do with that
16:51I couldn't control a ball at that speed even if I wanted to
16:53yeah he's talking to himself
17:02one bit one lousy bet you expect me to believe that's luck or or a system there's no such thing
17:12there's no such thing as a system why has she been followed all the way from London the only thing
17:23that's followed her from London is you oh what about these two what about those two at the bar then
17:28I suppose those two old dears down there had a delegation from the mafia
17:31all right Jeff all right well don't say I didn't warn you
17:35don't you know anything any fool can tell us it's a big operation
17:40Randall was probably talking to his partner short-range transmitter in his
17:45pocket microphone in his lapel that car probably has a built-in aerial who works
17:50that's not bad getting ready to leave okay you follow them meet you later at the hotel
18:01there you are mr. Randall monsieur tapio has kindly offered to keep the money here in the safe tapio
18:09uh oui monsieur i am the manager of this salon naturally we are delighted when there has good
18:14fortune i'll bet you are no no i'm sincere why perhaps uh tomorrow night we will get our revenge
18:22perhaps tomorrow night we'll all be back in London you know my system jeffrey i shall be here
18:28tomorrow night and make another bet just one madam we'll be delighted to take it until tomorrow
18:34then until tomorrow madam oh and by the way the money uh we'll cash those in and bring the money
18:39tomorrow as you wish monsieur
18:45the old lady she had a big win yes a big win well he was only trying to help so am i
18:52tell me suzanne who do you see at the bar the others i do not know i don't like the look of them
19:09verrier take hibert with you and go to madame faringham's hotel i want to know if our friends go
19:16anywhere near there madame faringham yes she had a big win at the table tonight oui monsieur
19:30and i don't want you keeping me up half the night looking for imaginary villains but i've
19:52nowhere else to go well you can go anywhere you like and you don't have to tip yes but it's different
19:57here i mean i know london there's lots of places i can go to but it's different it's it's france
20:02you must be kidding well supposing i meet a french ghost like the laughing cavalier
20:08he's dutch oh well they are you see i wouldn't know what to do do exactly the same as you do in
20:13london panic i do not panic if there's one thing i don't do is panic anyway i'm worried about genie
20:22if anyone tries anything tonight i want to be close by nobody's going to try anything tonight
20:29i don't know jeff i've got a premonition things don't feel right all right if it's going to make
20:35you feel better you can stay and keep watch but don't wake me up unless it's an absolute emergency
20:40marty
21:10very good terry now you and mike's get up to our room what about you i'll be down here won't i
21:29watching right what about the money do we take that as well all i want is a little red book okay okay
21:36well get moving then
21:54quickly room 315
22:06slowly and carefully cigar very what is it oh come on you could do better than that
22:13this has got nothing to do with the casino keep out of it but the casino doesn't like the bad
22:18reputation you try to give it cigar especially when you try to rob one of our english clients me
22:24rob my friends you are ridiculous
22:36good
22:38Monsieur!
23:03Father, don't let me.
23:33Jeff, wake up. It's an emergency. It is, Jeff, honestly.
23:38Come on, Jeff, wake up. Actong! Actong, Jeff, come on!
23:44What?
23:46In here.
23:50Jeff, wake up!
23:54Hmm? What?
23:57Hmm.
24:03Oh!
24:13You go in. I'll keep watch.
24:29Hey, wait.
24:34Jeff, wake up.
24:36Jeff, will you wake up? Will you wake up? Listen.
24:39Oh!
24:41Whew!
24:43Oh!
24:44Ooh!
24:45Jack!
24:47Oh!
24:49Ugh!
24:52Oh!
24:54Oh!
24:56Uh!
24:57Ah!
24:59Oh!
25:01Uh, oh!
25:02Uh, uh, uh, uh!
25:06Whoa!
25:07Get the keys.
25:10Oh, no!
25:16In here.
25:37Ah, perfect.
26:04Yeah.
26:06What the...?
26:08Sorry, Geoff.
26:10Do you know what time it is?
26:11Yes, I do. It's time you started earning your fee.
26:13I'm warning you, Marty. You'd better be right.
26:16You'd just better be right.
26:18They're trying to get into Aunt Clara's room right now, Geoff.
26:20Oh, right now, eh?
26:31Oh, no!
26:32Geoff, listen, honestly.
26:34Geoff, open the door.
26:35Geoff, will you open this door?
26:37Geoff!
26:38There's been a full-scale battle going on out here.
26:40Bodies all over the place. Come and have a look.
26:41Oh, fancy that.
26:43Now, listen.
26:45I was standing over there.
26:46First of all, these two English fellows came up,
26:48and they had a passkey.
26:50They were just about to go in when these two French types arrived.
26:53And one of them went,
26:54Monsieur, big battle, and they were knocked out.
26:56The French?
26:57No, the British.
26:58What?
26:59The Frenchmen were going to go in,
27:00and yet another two came along.
27:01Nationality?
27:02I don't know. They looked a bit gr...
27:03Geoff, I'm serious.
27:04I'm sure.
27:05Anyway, the Frenchmen were laid out.
27:06These two fellows got the key,
27:07and they were...
27:08Well, that's when I came to see you.
27:09I wonder who got them?
27:10The Bulgarians or the Hackney Martians?
27:11Very funny, Geoff. You're wasting time.
27:13Come on. They're probably in there right now.
27:15Say one thing for this hotel.
27:19They're very good at sweeping up bodies.
27:24Oh, it's you, Geoffrey.
27:26I'm sorry to disturb you, Aunt Clara,
27:28but I heard something, and...
27:29Are you all right?
27:30All right?
27:31Of course I am.
27:32You didn't hear anything?
27:34Oh.
27:35Only you knocking on my door.
27:38Oh, I'm sorry.
27:40Good night, Geoffrey.
27:45I did see them, Geoff, honestly.
27:49If only I could get hold of you, Marty.
27:51All right.
27:52All right, if you don't believe me.
27:53Have a look in these linen closets.
27:54Come on.
27:55This is where the bodies are.
27:58Well, at least take a look.
28:07Geoff!
28:15Good morning.
28:25Good morning, Geoffrey.
28:26No more noises in the night, I hope.
28:27Quiet, Libby.
28:29Good morning.
28:30Good morning, Geoffrey.
28:33No more noises in the night, I hope.
28:34Quiet, Geoffrey.
28:35good morning good morning Jeffrey no more noises in the night I hope quiet as the grave there's
28:47no need to be past morning Jeff I miss something during the night just me missing sleep I've been
28:53thinking Jeffrey when I collect my winnings tonight well 48,000 pounds is all a lot of
28:59money to carry around don't you think I hope the casino can afford it Aunt Clara how can
29:04you be so certain you're going to win oh that's quite simple Jeffrey if the right combination of
29:10numbers doesn't appear well I don't place my bet sooner or later it will though Aunt Clara always
29:15was good at figures Jeff ah Mrs. Hopkirk what a pleasant surprise oh it's you did you find your
29:21friend in a way I wish I hadn't but I do apologize no not at all my name is Max by the way Maxwell
29:28Hart I'm Jean look you're dressed for swimming why don't you join me oh would you mind auntie
29:34of course not my dear you run along I'm sure mr. Hart will take good care of you all right I'd love to
29:42excuse us you're not letting her go with him she's over 21 and a single that is not the point don't tell
29:55me he's one of those buddies I felt lying about yes he is and another thing Jeannie can't swim
29:59is everything all right Jeffrey fine thanks Aunt Clara but you were talking to someone uh thinking
30:05aloud it's a habit of mine really I'm telling you Jeff they've got this hotel covered they'll be
30:15getting you away on some excuse soon and then well then they're moving on Aunt Clara Marty why don't
30:20you take a holiday all right Jeff all right but don't say I didn't warn you Mr. Randall is it
30:29possible for you to spare me a moment certainly uh Mademoiselle Monnet Suzanne Monnet the manager
30:35here is a friend of mine he suggested you would be willing to help me when you return to London
30:39watch it Jeff what's the problem you are a detective that's right how did she know it is my sister she
30:47went to London as an au pair and I have not heard from her since you have an address oh yes but she
30:52does not reply to my letters I have a photograph of her up in my room if you could just it's a trick
30:58Jeff it's a trick certainly do you mind auntie of course I should be perfectly all right bye
31:06shall we thank you so very much Mr. Randall thank you so very much Mr. Randall listen Jeff all she wants to
31:13do is get you upstairs into her room I've got a letter to it yeah Mrs. Faringham yes there is a
31:20telephone call for you from England England we madam if you would like to take it in your room the
31:25operator will put it through thank you Aunt Clara don't go it's a trick listen to me it's a trick
31:30you mustn't go Aunt Clara they're off to your system they're off to the notebook Aunt Clara don't go
31:35that's the best photograph I have of her and the address of the house she went to is on the back
31:40well that shouldn't be any problem I'll call around there when I get back to London I don't
31:47think I'll go back to the pool it's so hot are you in any hurry Jeff there's no time for that I'll go
31:56and change into something comfortable will you order some drinks Mr. Randall call me Jeff you're
32:05supposed to be watching Aunt Clara nothing's gonna happen to Aunt Clara in broad daylight with half the
32:09hotel walking about exactly that's why they tricked her into going to her room what as soon as they got
32:13you and Jean out of the way they told you there's a phone call from London when about five minutes ago
32:17I've been dashing around like a fool looking for you all right but if there is a phone call
32:23yes I think so an absolutely insufferable man attacked me as soon as I came in I know let her
32:27you all right yes I think so an absolutely insufferable man attacked me as soon as I came in I know let her
32:45walk right into it did he take anything only a liberty that's all yes I'm afraid so the brute wanted
32:59my notebook the one with your flickers in it yes not that it'll do the slightest bit of good but if
33:07he's got the system I'm not that silly Jeffrey I keep my system up here the notebook merely contains a
33:16record of winning sequences during the past five years without my equation it's absolutely useless
33:23sequences nothing but sequences maybe that's what she's following many four can do that and lose
33:32every time that's with a way she uses them that'll be max a magnificent operation monsieur magnificent
33:53is that it apparently but it would appear to be useless without Madame Faringham
34:23then we take her oh the casino won't like that there are ways on day and there are ways
34:28what a busy little bee you are sir one likes to keep active monsieur but not in other people's
34:41room I'll take the book I was just about to return that to Madame of course you were and next time I'll
34:48return you to the morgue
34:50oh you've got them it's terribly exciting isn't it Madame Faringham I am delighted you were able to come
35:14tonight how very nice of you to say sir monsieur not at all madame it is our pleasure oh by the way may I return
35:19this notebook without compliments I understand you mislaid it mislaid is hardly the word I'd use my men
35:26had instructions to make sure that nothing was mislaid monsieur the details are of no consequence to us
35:31perhaps they were a little too enthusiastic monsieur Randall we are on your side a casino with our reputation is very
35:39vulnerable to the wrong kind of publicity may I wish you good luck at the tables tonight
35:44monsieur he seems very happy about losing casino money doesn't he no it makes sense maybe he'll feel
35:52differently in the morning Jean how nice to see you I had no idea you played the tables I'm sure you hadn't
35:57mr. Hart then perhaps you'll meet later I wouldn't advise it if I were you Randall I'd get straight back to London
36:03mr. Hart then stay with her party
36:33Where have you been?
36:38Observing the enemy.
36:40You'll have to do something, Jeff. They're all over the place.
36:42A French fella, Sagran, he's over there. Look at him.
36:45Bonjour, mesdames, messieurs. C'est bonjour.
36:48His pals have been at the bar for over an hour.
36:51Rien n'y va plus.
36:53Where's the British delegation?
36:54Well, Lorsi's on his way. I can't find the other two.
36:56Well, Max is here. The other one must have jumped out here.
36:59There you are. Lorsi.
37:03You don't stand a chance against this lot.
37:05Oh, thanks.
37:07And they're all moving in for the kill.
37:10And Aunty's it. Doesn't have to be.
37:13Not on one bet. If she doesn't make another...
37:15There's no chance of that, Jeff.
37:22We're getting out of here.
37:24What, now?
37:25Come on, Aunty. We're leaving.
37:27Oh, no. Not 13.
37:33So what happens now?
37:36We hope she loses.
37:38I hope she loses.
37:39Mm-hmm.
37:40It's all.
37:41Not 13.
37:42Noir.
37:43Ampère.
37:44Mont.
37:45Félicitations, madame.
37:4613, Noir, Ampère, Mont.
38:00Félicitations, madame.
38:04Auntie's done it, Geoff. Black 13. We're dead, Rich.
38:08We're dead?
38:16We could always ask for police protection to the airport.
38:31Well, what good would that do? Those villains only follow us back to London.
38:35Unless we got rid of Aunt Clara.
38:38That's a bit drastic, isn't it? No, I mean, send her somewhere they can't reach her.
38:42A round-the-world cruise, something like that. Keep her out of circulation for a year.
38:45It won't work. Why not?
38:47She hates travelling by sea.
38:48Well, we've got to think of something.
38:50And before morning.
39:09You'd better find out how they are.
39:10Why? Tapirro's men are on duty.
39:13They can be seen. You can't.
39:21En garde!
39:22Now, where does that casino get in the cheek? That's what I want to know.
39:25They think they're running some sort of private police force.
39:27They are.
39:28Well, it's not legal.
39:31And why pick on us?
39:32Because you're the biggest trouble they've had in years.
39:35You're here to help, Suzanne.
39:37I haven't put you on that payroll to act as Tapirro's mouthpiece.
39:40We could fly some of the lads in, first thing.
39:43Oh, now he wants an invasion.
39:45All we want is one old lady.
39:47One lousy old lady.
39:49And it's got to be tomorrow.
39:51Once Randall gets her on that plane, anything could happen.
39:54What about Sagran?
39:56I'll take care of Sagran.
40:00We can't move in as long as lousy and his idiots are charging around.
40:03They can be removed.
40:04Oh, with the pillow watching.
40:06They're going to take the old lady tomorrow.
40:21How?
40:22That's one little problem they haven't worked out yet.
40:25If Laura sees anything to go by, they'll use a tank.
40:29Well, this is them.
40:31What do they know about that?
40:32Nothing.
40:33Except that it works.
40:38Then we are rich.
40:40If Aunt Clara's got a system, only she understands it.
40:44Then we're not rich.
40:45Well, that notebook doesn't make any sense.
40:47And the system she was giving me would have battled Einstein.
40:50But it works.
40:51So far.
40:52Well, enough to convince Lorsey and company.
40:54I suppose I should try and find out what they're planning.
40:56We know what they're planning.
40:58Problem is stopping them.
41:00I don't suppose there's any chance of getting Aunt Clara to make a wrong bet.
41:04Never.
41:12This is what we'll do.
41:16The only foolproof way is to take the old lady in the casino tonight.
41:21The casino in front of Tapiro?
41:24There is a way.
41:26A perfect way.
41:27Tapiro will have the hotel covered and the airport.
41:32The one place that he will forget is his own little empire.
41:37That's not bad.
41:38Not bad at all.
41:40Careful.
41:41Nice of you to drop in, Suzanne.
41:44I was beginning to wonder about you.
41:47Now listen.
41:48We can't pull this off if we're falling over each other all the time.
41:52Now we're prepared to make a deal.
41:54We get the system from the old lady.
41:56You work France, and we work the States.
41:59That way we all clean up.
42:01And nobody gets hurt.
42:02Except Randall.
42:03And the old lady.
42:05Hello?
42:06Why fight?
42:07Let us work together.
42:12On my plan.
42:15I never turn down a good idea, Sir Graham.
42:2044.
42:21Rouge.
42:22Faire.
42:23Passe.
42:24Madame Farrakhan.
42:25I trust, madame, that you've had a pleasant day.
42:26Perfect.
42:27Thank you, Monsieur.
42:28Splendid, splendid.
42:29I have a place waiting for you at the table.
42:30And credit for you.
42:31Thank you, Monsieur.
42:32How very kind.
42:33This way, please, madame.
42:34Regular little Santa Claus, isn't he?
42:35He should worry.
42:36The chances of her winning three times are impossible.
42:38Well, they're all here, then.
42:39Licking their lips.
42:40Any idea what they're up to?
42:41No.
42:42No.
42:43Let's get it over with.
42:44Mrs. Hopper.
42:45Oh.
42:46Oh.
42:47Oh.
42:48Oh.
42:49Oh.
42:50Oh.
42:51Oh.
42:52Oh.
42:53Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:55Oh.
42:56Oh.
42:57Oh.
42:58Oh.
42:59Oh.
43:00Oh.
43:01Oh.
43:02Oh, Kirk.
43:03How delightful to see you again.
43:07Excuse us.
43:08He's got a gun, Jeff.
43:09You'd better listen.
43:10And hard.
43:11She goes out on the terrace with us.
43:13And one wrong move from either of you means I use this.
43:16Make up your mind, Randall.
43:18What's the deal?
43:19Simple.
43:20We take her out on the terrace and keep her with us until you and Mrs. Farringham have left
43:24with the money.
43:26Go on.
43:27Our car's outside.
43:29If you leave in any other car, we kill her.
43:31Oh, no, Jeff.
43:32Don't listen to him.
43:33They'll never let you and Auntie leave.
43:34You know that.
43:35Be careful, Jean.
43:36He's not bluffing.
43:37Come on.
43:38Don't just stand there.
43:39Do something.
43:40I told you she would never have come here.
43:41What?
43:42I've got to stop that bet.
43:43And I've got to make sure Jeannie's all right.
43:44Auntie, I must talk to you.
43:45Yes, sir.
43:46In a moment, Jeffrey.
43:47Now.
43:48Auntie, I want you to lose.
43:49I'm sorry.
43:50I don't quite follow you.
43:51It's no longer safe for you to win.
43:52Oh, come now, Jeffrey.
43:53We've been over all that before.
43:54Look, I mean it.
43:55You're concerned.
43:56You're concerned.
43:57You're concerned.
43:58You're concerned.
43:59But the charming Monsieur Tapirot has offered to drive us to the airport.
44:02Win or lose.
44:03But, Auntie.
44:04Faites-vous jeu, mesdames, messieurs.
44:05Faites-vous jeu.
44:06Ah.
44:07Twenty-eight.
44:08Quite definitely.
44:09Wait.
44:10Wait.
44:11Wait.
44:12Wait.
44:13I'm sorry.
44:14I'm sorry.
44:15I'm sorry.
44:16I don't quite follow you.
44:17It's no longer safe for you to win.
44:18Oh, come now, Jeffrey.
44:19We've been over all that before.
44:20Look, I mean it.
44:21Your concern is most touching.
44:22But the charming Monsieur Tapirot has offered to drive us to the airport.
44:24Win or lose.
44:25But, Auntie.
44:26Faites-vous jeu, mesdames, messieurs.
44:27Faites-vous jeu.
44:28Wait, Auntie.
44:29Good evening, Randall.
44:31Not gambling too much, I hope.
44:33No more than you two.
44:38Jeannie's all right at the moment.
44:40Aunt Clara must not win.
44:42Oh, what can I do about it, Geoff?
44:43I can't stop that weird with everybody watching, can I?
44:46She's on 28.
44:47And my wife's on the terrace with a gun in her back.
44:49All right.
44:50All right.
44:51I'll try the best I can.
44:58Being better.
44:59So she's you mama's OK.
45:00Oh, you're welcome.
45:01You're welcome.
45:06I'm having more support Generally Western Company.
45:08Not messing with you.
45:10My tantrum, my friends.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Well done.
45:13I well done, ma'amaron.
45:14My wife's a silly decision.
45:16My wife's a silly decision.
45:17Is that quite your ortical family Season?
45:19Got a very..
45:20Man revolves a הב� round of her.
45:21Yeah.
45:22It's nouvelle.
45:23What number was it?
45:30Twenty-eight.
45:47Twenty-eight.
45:50Pardon.
45:53All the threes. Twenty-nine.
45:55Noir. Ampère.
45:57Pass.
46:01Oh, dear, dear. What a pity.
46:03She's lost.
46:04C'est fini.
46:05Well, beginner's luck doesn't last.
46:07But the system!
46:08You never really believed that story, did you?
46:14I've upset that croupier. He's off to play Russian roulette.
46:17I think it's a national sport tonight.
46:20I think you've ruined a game, gambler.
46:33I can't understand it.
46:35It's quite impossible.
46:37Faites bonjour, mesdames, messieurs. Faites bonjour.
46:46Faites bonjour, mesdames, messieurs. Faites bonjour.
46:49Aren't you lost the lot?
46:51I know.
46:52Monsieur Randall, I think you have met Suzanne.
46:55She's a very useful girl.
46:56One of my, I suppose you'd call them special agents.
46:59Special agent?
47:01Very special.
47:02Very special.
47:03Oh, she's fantastic, Jeff.
47:04Do you know, she had a gun trained on the both of them all the time.
47:08I shall have to thank Suzanne personally.
47:11Obviously.
47:13Shall we leave, Geoffrey?
47:15Monsieur, dame.
47:17Etes-vous, mesdames, messieurs?
47:18Bonsoir, monsieur.
47:19Bonsoir, madame.
47:20Etes-vous, mesdames, messieurs?
47:21I wonder if Mr. Tapirro would have been so helpful if we had one.
47:42I'd rather not think about that.
47:45You can say that again.
47:47Well, at least Andy got roulette out of his system, if you'll pardon the pun.
47:51Feel free.
47:52Oh, it's all so terribly exciting.
47:55I'm glad you thought so.
47:56No, I mean this newspaper.
47:58Have you ever noticed how many second favourites carrying less than seven and a half stone win two-year-old races?
48:06You know, it's quite remarkable.
48:08Now, if I apply my equation to that...
48:11Geoff, stop her.
48:13I can't stand horses.
48:15Why don't you take up something simple like the stock exchange?
48:20Oh, no!
48:21Oh, no!
48:51You're too beautiful.
48:53Oh, no!
48:54I can't stand horses.
48:55Oh, no!
48:56Oh, no!
48:58Oh, no!
48:59Oh, no!
49:00Oh, no!
49:01Oh, no!
49:02Oh!
49:03Oh, no!
49:04Oh, no!
49:05Oh!
49:06Oh, oh!
49:07Oh, no!
49:08Holy crap!
49:10Oh, oh!
49:12Oh.
49:13Oh, yeah!
49:14Oh, oh!
49:15Oh, oh!
49:16Oh, oh!
49:17Oh, oh, oh!