After a family's cash-shedding dog is kidnapped, the kids must work together to save their furry friend from all sorts of trouble.
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00:00:00I know you're going to find this hard to believe.
00:00:25But everything we are going to tell you is 100% true.
00:00:35Just ask our dog Nuzzles.
00:00:38No, our dog does not talk. It's not that kind of story.
00:00:44It all started on the first day of my favorite time of the year, summer.
00:00:50I'd given up on summer being anything other than a hot nightmare full of pesky insects and wasted time.
00:00:58But this summer was different.
00:01:02Take up a sword and once and for all, let's put the age long question to rest.
00:01:16Who is the superior twin?
00:01:18I think you're already making that very clear.
00:01:22You know, you used to be fun.
00:01:52You need to grow up.
00:02:20Do you need help?
00:02:27Yeah, this is scary. I don't think it's going to hold me.
00:02:36You're doing a terrible job narrating. No one cares about your fear of heights. Duh. Just get to the important part.
00:02:44Okay. That's when it happened.
00:02:52There was something down there.
00:02:54What is it, Nuzzles?
00:02:57Nuzzles!
00:02:59Wait! We should explain there are two ways in and out of our secret hideout.
00:03:04The elevator crate for Nuzzles and the ladder for us.
00:03:08It's all controlled by a complex set of ropes and pulleys.
00:03:11Come on. It's simple mechanics. They can keep up.
00:03:21What was that?
00:03:22Bigfoot! He found me not challenging him to do a foot race.
00:03:28Oh. That's way too small to be Bigfoot.
00:03:32It's a leprechaun.
00:03:35I'm going home.
00:03:36What about Nuzzles?
00:03:37That same day, we stumbled upon our new neighbors, the Curseds.
00:03:51And that's Odom. He's the one who don't give it away, Z. They don't know that he's the villain yet.
00:03:57Oh, no. I said too much. Shoot. Okay. Just ignore me. Keep watching.
00:04:06Is this a pound pup?
00:04:08Mm-hmm.
00:04:09My childhood dog was a rescue too. A tiny terrier named Pebbles. Hold him.
00:04:15Say hello to our new neighbors and their dog.
00:04:18Oh, joy.
00:04:19Be polite, son. I'm sure you'll all be best of friends by the end of the summer.
00:04:23Hi. So nice to meet you.
00:04:26Oh, you might want to curb that behavior before the sheriff sights you for disturbing the piece.
00:04:32For barking?
00:04:34You know, a little trick that my dad taught me with Pebbles.
00:04:38Whenever it barks, you just firmly say,
00:04:41Quiet!
00:04:42And then you reward it with a treat. Works like a charm.
00:04:49We'll see if it gets around.
00:04:56I'll take some pancakes.
00:04:58I'm gonna be late, son of a biscuit.
00:05:00Please do not race off to work, honey.
00:05:02Better be a few minutes late than an offender bender.
00:05:04Oh, you're gonna bring up that again? It wasn't my fault, Emily.
00:05:07I drew us all as a superhero team.
00:05:09Hi, Mindy.
00:05:10What?
00:05:11They're offering 40%.
00:05:12We're just a local boutique store.
00:05:14How do we compete with that?
00:05:16Sure, do 45% off everything.
00:05:20A few years ago, Mom started a boutique knick-knack store.
00:05:24Emily has never listened to my suggestions on how to make it successful.
00:05:28It's not going well.
00:05:30We met the new neighbors, and the son is a diabolical monster.
00:05:35I'm sure he's nice once you get to know him.
00:05:38Oh, that reminds me.
00:05:39We should get them a bottle of wine or something.
00:05:41Could you pick up something inexpensive after work?
00:05:43I gotta work late tonight.
00:05:44But it's family moving right now.
00:05:45Oh, wow.
00:05:46Breaking news.
00:05:47Don't start, young lady.
00:05:48How come you guys always have to work?
00:05:50Because time is money, and money is time.
00:05:53No matter how much you have of one, you always want more of the other.
00:05:55Doug's an accountant and loves giving advice.
00:05:59Dad means well.
00:06:01But I gotta say, sometimes he doesn't make much sense.
00:06:05Your dad will explain later, okay, Dex?
00:06:07I love you, bud.
00:06:08Oh, and make sure to take time off for Aunt Dee Dee and Uncle Fred's visit.
00:06:12More money.
00:06:13What?
00:06:14The answer to your riddle, Doug.
00:06:17Could you just be a normal daughter and call me Dad?
00:06:20I take more money over more time any day.
00:06:23Because you know how I spell time?
00:06:25M-O-N-E-Y.
00:06:28You are too smart for your own good.
00:06:33Oh, I can't wait to go to Harvard and get away from you people.
00:06:37Could you do me a favor and not grow up so quick, please?
00:06:40Listen to me, kids.
00:06:42The reason your dad and I work so much is not because we don't want to be with you, okay?
00:06:46It's so you kids can have everything you need.
00:06:49Have you seen my keys?
00:06:52Hello!
00:06:57Okay.
00:06:58No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:07:07Hello!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09Lee!
00:07:10Too busy to introduce yourself to the new neighbor, huh?
00:07:12Sorry, man.
00:07:13I'm Doug Taylor.
00:07:14That's my wife, Emily, and my twins.
00:07:15I've already met your two kids and the dog, quite the barker.
00:07:19I'm William J. Curse III.
00:07:21Please don't ever call me Bill, Billy, Will, Willie, or Liam.
00:07:24It is William.
00:07:25Well, it's nice to meet you, William.
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28Actually, it's just me and myself.
00:07:29Odom.
00:07:31We've just moved here from D.C.
00:07:33Looking forward to a little decent quiet.
00:07:36I would love to chat, but I'm going to be late for work, so...
00:07:39Oh, yeah.
00:07:40Don't want that.
00:07:41You know what they say, better three hours too early than one minute too late.
00:07:44That's William Shakespeare from England.
00:07:47My dad's an IRS agent.
00:07:48Oh, no.
00:07:50Nobody likes a braggart, son.
00:07:52The kids.
00:07:53You know, the most important thing you can do is give them a strong moral center.
00:07:56No bragging!
00:07:58We do agree.
00:08:01Put her there.
00:08:02Put what there?
00:08:04It's a fist moment.
00:08:05Never mind.
00:08:06I'll see you around.
00:08:07Terrific!
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09Duh!
00:08:11Even though the curse seemed a little weird, we tailors, including Nussles, were happy to mind our own business.
00:08:20But Odom seemed intent on declaring war.
00:08:26Clearly, our new neighbor enjoyed picking on us.
00:08:29And to make things even worse, we didn't even have our family movie night.
00:08:35Doug and Emily were worried about the store's finances.
00:08:36As usual.
00:08:37What if we sold it?
00:08:38What?
00:08:39No, we put so much money into it, we'd never get it back.
00:08:41Well, don't think about the money we'd be losing on it.
00:08:42Think about the time we'd be gaining without it.
00:08:43I'm serious.
00:08:44I'm serious.
00:08:45I mean, we've got the kids' college today.
00:08:46I'm serious.
00:08:47I mean, we've got the kids' college to think about.
00:08:48And your daughter wants to go to an island.
00:08:49I'm serious.
00:08:50I'm serious.
00:08:51And your daughter wants to go to an Ivy League business school.
00:08:52How are you gonna pay for it?
00:08:53I mean, I'm serious.
00:08:58I mean, we've got the kids' college to think about.
00:09:02No, we put so much money into it, we never get it back.
00:09:05Well, don't think about the money we'd be losing on it.
00:09:07Think about the time we'd be gaining without it.
00:09:11I'm serious.
00:09:13I mean, we've got the kids' college to think about,
00:09:16and your daughter wants to go to an Ivy League business school.
00:09:20How are we gonna pay for that?
00:09:26If we were wealthy, I wouldn't even have to do chores.
00:09:29Fiona doesn't have chores.
00:09:32This is why I'm getting a business degree.
00:09:35So, unlike our parentals, I can be financially secure.
00:09:41It doesn't bother you that they canceled our birthday this year
00:09:44just because they both had to work?
00:09:48Birthdays are just repetitive social obligations around some arbitrary day.
00:09:54You bet too much important around some ancient ritual and opening gifts.
00:10:00Just give me the cash and the card.
00:10:06Besides, they did promise us a belated birthday party this summer.
00:10:11And you got a cake.
00:10:15Why can't we be those cultured parents that take their kids on grand summer vacations to Europe?
00:10:19I want our kids to toss coins in the Fontana di Trevi.
00:10:25And I want to tour Rome on a Vespa like Audrey Hepburn.
00:10:30And drink vino in Venice with the love of my life.
00:10:35Why?
00:10:38Because when we opened the store, we agreed to make certain sacrifices as small business owners.
00:10:45I've never been in a gondola, Doug.
00:10:50Can we focus?
00:10:51Please, I have to wake up early.
00:10:54We're running out of time.
00:10:55The next day, it happened again.
00:11:20So we followed the sound, which I suspected was created by a magical bearded fairy all dressed in green.
00:11:30A leprechaun, if you will.
00:11:31Make a wish.
00:11:47If at the end of a rainbow, and you just saw a leprechaun, you have to make a wish.
00:11:51Your friend Bigfoot tell you that?
00:12:03Whatever.
00:12:05I don't see a pot of gold anywhere.
00:12:07I'm done playing Dax.
00:12:09I have stuff to do.
00:12:11Wait, where's Nuzzles?
00:12:21Let's go.
00:12:23Look what I found.
00:12:53I've never seen that much money, it's beautiful, there's so much I can do with it.
00:13:22You need to find out where it came from first.
00:13:26Don't worry Z, we'll get to the bottom of this.
00:13:29The world's greatest type of visa.
00:13:31All over it.
00:13:32Enola Holmes?
00:13:34No.
00:13:35Batman.
00:13:36We'll find out where this money came from, prove it's ours, and make Mom and Dad happy again.
00:13:43And then, I'm gonna build an underground Batcave for me and Nuzzles.
00:13:47Okay, but my pony gets to live in the Batcave too.
00:13:51Name it Alfred and we got a deal.
00:13:54If you found a bunch of money under your bed, what would you do?
00:13:59Okay, so yeah, we bought a few things.
00:14:04Solving the case of the magic money could wait.
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:07You guys really like to online shop, huh?
00:14:13Hi, hand.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:16Bye!
00:14:17Sure.
00:14:18What?
00:14:19We were burning through all of the cash in the room.
00:14:21But then, we got to go.
00:14:22We got to go.
00:14:23We got to go.
00:14:24We got to go.
00:14:25We got to go.
00:14:26Hey!
00:14:27You guys really like to online shop, huh?
00:14:29Hi, hand.
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:32Bye!
00:14:35Okay.
00:14:36Bye!
00:14:37Sure.
00:14:38What?
00:14:45We were burning through all of the cash in the room.
00:14:47But then, more money started to show up.
00:14:49All over the house.
00:15:03Is this some kind of a prank?
00:15:14Where did all this money come from, Doug?
00:15:17I was about to ask you why there's so many shipping boxes in the recycling bin.
00:15:26Something's not right here.
00:15:33I just think we could give some of this money to a charity.
00:15:40Check this out.
00:15:42Pilots and paws.
00:15:43Pilots and rescue dogs.
00:15:45How cool is that?
00:15:46We can only buy COD online.
00:15:49Cash on delivery.
00:15:54Fine.
00:15:55Then I'm buying muzzles and new water bottles.
00:15:57What is going on in here?
00:15:58Uh, we can explain.
00:16:00Please do.
00:16:01We found some money.
00:16:02Legally, we have done nothing wrong, Doug.
00:16:05The Doug thing has got us to...
00:16:08Did you get a new computer?
00:16:11What did we say about keeping secrets?
00:16:13Always use private browsers?
00:16:15What?
00:16:16No.
00:16:17Where did you hear that, young lady?
00:16:19From YouTube.
00:16:23We do not keep secrets in this house.
00:16:25Can you use this money to help save the store, Mom?
00:16:29The only way to make money on that store is to expand.
00:16:32Once I have an MBA, I'll have tools to turn the family business around.
00:16:36Maybe even franchise it.
00:16:38But don't worry.
00:16:39I'll take care of you peasants when I do.
00:16:41Peasants?
00:16:42Sorry, Doug.
00:16:43I was a little out of pocket.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45How did you know about the store?
00:16:46We're getting off of the point here.
00:16:47We have to account for all of this.
00:16:49Well, for now, let's just hide it in a safe place until we can figure out what to do with
00:16:59this situation.
00:17:01Our parentals tried to use the money responsibly.
00:17:11They even tried to make nice with the new neighbors.
00:17:20A bottle of Sasakaya from Italy?
00:17:23Expensive, Doug.
00:17:26Very expensive.
00:17:29But for every dollar saved or spent, ten more appeared.
00:17:34Where was it coming from?
00:17:36I had to solve this mystery.
00:17:39Really, Batman?
00:17:40I was the one who figured it out.
00:17:42How?
00:17:43Somehow?
00:17:44Some way?
00:17:45Our family dog is a real life canine piggy bank.
00:17:47Wow.
00:17:48Our dog sheds money.
00:17:49Oh, Nuzzles.
00:17:50You're going to make us a furry fortune.
00:17:51So, now we knew that Nuzzles was shedding money when he was happy, but the real question
00:17:56doesn't make us a furry fortune.
00:17:57There's a real life canine piggy bank!
00:17:59Wow, our dog sheds money.
00:18:02Oh, Nuzzles, you're gonna make us a furry fortune.
00:18:07So, now we knew that Nuzzles was shedding money
00:18:09when he was happy, but the real question was,
00:18:13what would this money mean for our family's happiness?
00:18:25Okay, okay, listen to me.
00:18:26Don't buy anything, don't spend anything, nothing big.
00:18:29You hear me?
00:18:30Because if anybody finds out about this,
00:18:32we're gonna all get pinched.
00:18:34Okay, calm down, De Niro.
00:18:36I think that what your father is trying to say
00:18:38is that we just-
00:18:39We just can't go around buying anything
00:18:41and everything we want.
00:18:42This is where we practice restraint, okay?
00:18:45Just because we have this money
00:18:47doesn't mean we have to spend it.
00:18:49We gotta be careful, okay?
00:18:50I mean, this could pose some major legal problems.
00:18:53Okay, maybe we could just buy each one thing, you know?
00:18:59A one thing rule.
00:19:01Hmm.
00:19:02That's reasonable.
00:19:03Yeah, just one thing, you know?
00:19:04So, okay, we're gonna each take like 1,000
00:19:06and each of you can have like 100 each.
00:19:08One hundred?
00:19:10Adults have bigger needs.
00:19:11And then maybe we could get some for the whole family.
00:19:13Like a family vacation at the end of summer?
00:19:16Oh, no!
00:19:18Right.
00:19:21One of the three of you go,
00:19:23and I'll stay here and take care of Nuzzles.
00:19:25Oh, look.
00:19:26It's like you don't even want to be part of this family.
00:19:29Who's gonna watch the dog, Dax?
00:19:31You?
00:19:32I don't think so.
00:19:33Okay, we're all going.
00:19:34That's final.
00:19:35All the things you could buy,
00:19:36you guys fix spending more time with us?
00:19:39Makes no sense, people.
00:19:41Okay, we all have to follow the new rule.
00:19:45Am I clear?
00:19:46As I see.
00:19:50Is that a saying, bud?
00:19:55The thing about the money was,
00:19:58the more we got,
00:20:01the more we bought.
00:20:11Are we online shopping, Mom?
00:20:22Ooh la la.
00:20:25Glitzy girls.
00:20:26I was just supporting another female-run business
00:20:29on social media.
00:20:30You know, exchanging likes,
00:20:32having a presence.
00:20:33Just doing business.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:36That's how we do business.
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:45Where did you get those golf clubs, Dad?
00:20:48Oh, these clubs?
00:20:49These, um, these old clubs?
00:20:51These were a gift from your Uncle Fred,
00:20:53way before you were born, bud.
00:20:56Since when do you golf?
00:20:57You know what?
00:20:58I never have, son.
00:20:59I never had the time.
00:21:00But I found these today,
00:21:01and I thought I'd try something new.
00:21:02And you know my motto,
00:21:03my motto that I say all the time,
00:21:05is never,
00:21:07never be afraid to try something new.
00:21:09So.
00:21:10I've never heard you say that.
00:21:12Well, it is a motto to live by.
00:21:15Gotta go.
00:21:15Bye, son.
00:21:18It's like Mom and Dad became kids
00:21:20who bought whatever they wanted.
00:21:23I wasn't about to let Emily and Doug
00:21:24spend all our money.
00:21:26We needed to take as much as we could for ourselves
00:21:28before they spent it all.
00:21:30Something had to be done.
00:21:33Operation Moneybags was a go.
00:22:00thing that I saw before the years
00:22:02and later I got all the time.
00:22:03It was a good time.
00:22:04Before entering the place.
00:22:06It's kind of a noble thing.
00:22:07If you were like.
00:22:07Something has to be done.
00:22:08It was too low,
00:22:09it was a little bit tough about how it was.
00:22:10I was like I was doing something new.
00:22:11I was like you.
00:22:12It was like me.
00:22:13I was like I was doing something new.
00:22:14I was like where I was doing something new.
00:22:15I was like what I was doing with the
00:22:15on my own.
00:22:16I've learned a little bit of fun.
00:22:17That's the night I was doing.
00:22:19I was like you.
00:22:19I was like it.
00:22:21My love you.
00:22:22I'm like I was like I was like this guy.
00:22:23I was like this guy.
00:22:24I'm like I was gonna go.
00:22:26Stop!
00:22:27Stop!
00:22:28Hit the brakes!
00:22:41Stop!
00:22:42Hit the brakes!
00:22:43Woof woof!
00:22:52Hmm, they're white...
00:23:08Okay, we didn't get all of it,
00:23:10of it but we got enough to buy whatever we wanted. But there was so much money
00:23:19Doug and Emily didn't even notice what we took.
00:23:27Felissima l'Italia! Oh, you are going to love the premier Italian package. It's rich and
00:23:35exquisite art, captivating culture and astonishing architecture. Oh, and the food. Oh my god, the
00:23:46food. Get yourself a personal trainer right now because you are literally going
00:23:53to end up eating your way through Italy.
00:23:58Come on, man. I just can't believe that the former heavyweight champ and hall of
00:24:08famer Boss Rudin is in my house. Well, my agent told me that celebrities do this
00:24:13kind of thing all the time, so you better believe it. Incredible. I have some former
00:24:19MMA martial arts experience myself actually. Oh, really? Yeah, Sensei Williams, Summer
00:24:25Camp 89, you know, but there's always more to learn. Exactly. And I want to learn from the best.
00:24:31Alright, yeah. Three! Three! Two! Two! Two!
00:24:37Two!
00:24:38I don't know. I mean, this trip has always been a dream of mine, but I'm also saving for the
00:24:45kids' college. I ask myself, is a trip to Italy really more important than their education?
00:24:50It is! Oh my god. It is. Yeah. It is. This will be great for us. A chance to reconnect.
00:25:02Family time. A little romance.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:09Oh, hey, bud. This is MMA legend Boss Rutin. Hey, how are you?
00:25:16He's here to teach me some MMA moves. That dog is so cute. Hey, bud. I was
00:25:23thinking maybe you could teach me that rear naked chokehold, and then I could pop it on
00:25:25you real quick, huh? Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Hey, boy.
00:25:30I'm guessing you spent your entire life making everyone else's needs a priority
00:25:37Maybe it's time you made your own needs a priority a little advice for once
00:25:46Put yourself
00:25:49Could you at least maybe say it's better to do too much than to do too little
00:25:55No, I'm not gonna do that either. Oh, okay
00:25:57I
00:26:02Think he likes you. Yeah, I heard that too. You know dogs only talk to those who listen you know that, right?
00:26:10Wow, you have a lot of talent. Thanks. That animal sanctuary. That's a nice touch element of surprise
00:26:19Man, I have to fire my agent. Oh, my sister just had cards made
00:26:23Give her a call
00:26:25All right
00:26:27Thank you
00:26:29I
00:26:31Don't normally do personal meet-and-greets, but honestly you are such a big spender like respect
00:26:35So
00:26:37Do you want me to teach you how to do your makeup?
00:26:41You're sweet Aspen
00:26:43Thank you
00:26:44No, actually I was hoping you could enlighten me in how you cultivated such a large social media following and use that to start your own business
00:26:51Oh
00:26:53Oh
00:26:55So let's start with monetizing lights
00:26:59Okay
00:27:01That's
00:27:03It's our experiment
00:27:09It's our
00:27:15Let's do it
00:27:15Shake it
00:27:17The spending spirit was getting out of control.
00:27:22Hallelujah!
00:27:24Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
00:27:27Between Emily's Europeanification and Doug's fanboy sessions,
00:27:30the parents were outspending me.
00:27:33It was like a bad dream.
00:27:36Cry me a river, fill the bridge, and get over it, Zeep.
00:27:40I was dealing with a real nightmare.
00:27:43Alright, I'll give you that.
00:27:45But no matter how bad we thought it was, it was about to get a lot worse.
00:27:56What is going on out here?
00:27:58Oh, well, you know what they say?
00:28:00Good fences make good neighbors.
00:28:02You butchered our bush!
00:28:04Well, now, legally speaking, half of your bush was over my property line, so...
00:28:11Okay, I think we can find a way to figure this out here.
00:28:14Did you get our bottle of wine?
00:28:16I did!
00:28:17That was incredibly generous, Doug.
00:28:19But wine or no wine...
00:28:21The law's on our side!
00:28:22You can look it up.
00:28:23It's City Code CIV 862.
00:28:26It clearly states that I can build a fence right here.
00:28:29But that's not right!
00:28:31Yeah, lady, it is right.
00:28:33And not only is it right, but it is legal.
00:28:35And legal is legal.
00:28:37I have already told your kids about the barking.
00:28:42It is a direct violation of City Ordinance 185B, Comfortable Enjoyment of One's Domicile.
00:28:49We'd had enough of the neighbor's bullying.
00:28:54It was time to fight back.
00:28:57Time for Operation D Defense.
00:29:01I will take care of the dog barking.
00:29:06Just clean up the sawdust.
00:29:08We don't want any trouble.
00:29:09Certainly will, because we are good upstanding neighbors.
00:29:14We follow the rules.
00:29:20Don't you dare!
00:29:39What? You think this is funny, Doug?
00:29:56It's a little funny.
00:29:58Oh, yeah. You know, I really shouldn't be shocked if you can't control your dog.
00:30:01I don't know why I would expect you to control your children.
00:30:04Children. Children. They mean no harm, okay?
00:30:08Menaces to society!
00:30:10I can now add aggravated assault to disturbing the peace!
00:30:14God, if you lived in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, he would move out.
00:30:17Oh, oh, so more jokes?
00:30:18You know, it's not funny, Doug.
00:30:20You are on my radar, sir.
00:30:23My radar is going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Doug.
00:30:30Huh. What's this?
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:34Throwing money around, Mr. Accountant, huh?
00:30:36Na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:30:38You know what they say.
00:30:39Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
00:30:41I guess it's ours now.
00:30:43Ha-ha.
00:30:44I really shouldn't be surprised.
00:30:46You accountant types are always losing money, aren't you?
00:30:49Or as we IRS agents call it, tax evasion.
00:30:53Okay, maybe, you know, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:30:56You know, allow me this opportunity to apologize.
00:31:00Okay, I don't think a simple apology is going to suffice for your family's behavior.
00:31:05You know, I try.
00:31:07Boo, boo, boo.
00:31:13Did you see that, son?
00:31:15The tailors just showed us their true colors.
00:31:21Okay, get inside, you two.
00:31:23This is not funny anymore.
00:31:25That was embarrassing.
00:31:27He actually threatened Nuzzles.
00:31:29And you caped and apologized, Doug.
00:31:32Really?
00:31:33Could you lower the sass meter a few notches, please, ma'am?
00:31:36I won't let anything happen to you, Nuzzles.
00:31:40Ever.
00:31:43Oh, whoa.
00:31:45What just happened?
00:31:50Tell them.
00:31:52Nuzzles is some kind of certified money-making machine.
00:31:55You expect us to believe our dog sheds hard cash?
00:31:59How can a family dog even shed money?
00:32:02You're not actually buying this, are you?
00:32:04Well, can you explain it, honey?
00:32:06I mean, you saw it.
00:32:07I'm trying to wrap my head around what happened here.
00:32:09And frankly, it's a lot, okay?
00:32:10It is a lot.
00:32:13So many thoughts.
00:32:16Something's up with that family.
00:32:25I don't know what it is.
00:32:29But I will find out.
00:32:31It's really too bad.
00:32:35We could have been friends.
00:32:42I am really looking forward to our Roman holiday.
00:32:46Well, maybe we could do it in a Ferrari instead of a moped?
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:52You would look mighty fine driving around Italy in that powerful racing machine.
00:32:55And even find her with you, my belladonna by my side.
00:33:04Oh!
00:33:05Hey, buddy.
00:33:07Better cancel Aunt Dee Dee and Uncle Fred's visit this year.
00:33:09Yeah, and the last thing we want is them snooping around here.
00:33:13Shed daddy da money.
00:33:14Shed daddy da money.
00:33:15Shed daddy da money.
00:33:16Shed the money for mama.
00:33:17Shed daddy da money.
00:33:18Shed daddy da money.
00:33:19Shed daddy some money.
00:33:20What's going on here?
00:33:21Oh, hey.
00:33:22You guys never snuggle with Nuzzles.
00:33:25Yes, we do.
00:33:27All the time.
00:33:29He's our family dog.
00:33:30Not our personal ATM.
00:33:34Nuzzles.
00:33:35It was bad enough mom and dad were taking advantage of Nuzzles.
00:33:44But I expected more for my twin sister.
00:33:48Zee, what did you do?
00:33:52Consider it a late birthday gift.
00:33:55Let me remind you, I wasn't the only one buying stuff.
00:33:58At least the gifts I bought were for Nuzzles.
00:34:00Okay, we get it Dax.
00:34:01You're the superior twin.
00:34:04Whatever.
00:34:05We were so distracted by all the new stuff.
00:34:07We didn't see danger coming.
00:34:30How does it look so real?
00:34:43I mean, it's not real, right?
00:34:48But it looks so real.
00:35:00It's not real.
00:35:01It's not real.
00:35:02It's not real.
00:35:06Come on, make some more money Nuzzles.
00:35:08Leave him alone.
00:35:09Maybe he doesn't want to make money for you right now.
00:35:13Wow, really?
00:35:15So ungrateful.
00:35:30You ordered pizza?
00:35:42It's not like we're hurting for money.
00:35:44You don't even care about Nuzzles.
00:35:45All you care about is that he makes you money.
00:35:47He's not a machine.
00:35:49Don't be so dramatic.
00:35:51I can't believe you had pizza delivered here.
00:35:53Now the delivery man knows her secret hideout.
00:35:55Grow up.
00:35:58You just wasted a perfectly good pizza.
00:36:01It's not even Hawaiian style.
00:36:06Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
00:36:09Yes, it does.
00:36:11Come on, Nuzzles.
00:36:12知izios.
00:36:23Holding on to happy can be so hard to do
00:36:29but when you're lost and all alone
00:36:33and when you're feeling blue
00:36:36Life can knock you over
00:36:37Make your heart afraid
00:36:41And pray for better days
00:36:46Sometimes when you need a friend
00:36:51There's nobody around
00:36:53Sometimes those you love the most
00:36:57Are the ones who let you down
00:36:59Standing up to this great big world
00:37:03Can make you feel so small
00:37:06But that can be the bravest thing of all
00:37:13Hmm, yeah, that can be the bravest thing of all
00:37:33I just hit the jackpot!
00:37:36Thanks Steve, sounds like another doozy of a weekend
00:37:50Better dig those swim trucks out and snake
00:37:52Breaking news here
00:38:01Reports of raining currency?
00:38:04Jan Schutowski is on the scene
00:38:05It's true Marvin
00:38:06Money falling from the sky is creating chaos here in the park
00:38:10They're hiding Monday next door!
00:38:24They're hiding Monday next door!
00:38:33Oooh, look at you!
00:38:36See son, I knew you had good instincts, I knew you'd make a good agent!
00:38:41What was your first clue?
00:38:42Was it all the expensive gifts, the packages, paying with cash?
00:38:45The dog is some kind of money machine
00:38:47The whole house is one big doggy bag
00:38:51That dog sheds money!
00:38:54People are fighting each other for it
00:39:02Like wolves, they're crazy!
00:39:04If you're coming down, make sure you come prepared
00:39:06Bring something, like a bat or something
00:39:07Because it's getting wild down here
00:39:09Thanks for the tips, Jan
00:39:11Again, viewers, money, hard cash
00:39:13It's all falling from the sky
00:39:15Seems like the park is the place to be
00:39:17Right, Jan?
00:39:18You can't miss out on this
00:39:20Actually, I...
00:39:22I need an explanation and I need it now
00:39:29Okay, new rule, no one is going anywhere
00:39:35This is now a family crisis
00:39:37Really, Doug?
00:39:41What?
00:39:42What?
00:39:43What?
00:39:44What are Aunt Dee Dee and Uncle Fred doing in the driveway, Doug?
00:39:54I've cancelled, I swear
00:39:56What?
00:39:57Cut off the money!
00:39:58Okay, okay, okay
00:39:59Ouch!
00:40:01There's a hole in the hole!
00:40:03I see it, honey!
00:40:04Hold on!
00:40:05Hey!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:08Hey!
00:40:09Hey!
00:40:10Hey!
00:40:11Hey!
00:40:12Hey!
00:40:13Hey!
00:40:14Hey!
00:40:15Hey!
00:40:16Hey!
00:40:17Hey!
00:40:18Hey!
00:40:19Hey!
00:40:20Oh my lord, what a trip I tell you
00:40:21Don't you look like you've just seen a ghost?
00:40:23Um, what are you doing here, Aunt Dee Dee?
00:40:31What am I doing here?
00:40:33Well, when Dougie called and canceled our visit, we decided we would just come anyway.
00:40:37Because, brother, sister, what kind of siblings canceled on their family last minute?
00:40:45This kind right here.
00:40:46Is that a unicorn?
00:40:48Air traffic control, I don't...
00:40:50The pyramids of Giza.
00:40:51It's a dunce, Cap, the dumb siblings do that.
00:40:55That's right.
00:40:57Look, Emily and Doug, time is precious and it just goes so fast.
00:41:01You just gotta be careful how you spend it.
00:41:03Yes, our family visits our tradition.
00:41:06You don't wanna...
00:41:08Give it a solid thumbs up.
00:41:10Milk a cow?
00:41:12Is that you, milk a cow, honey?
00:41:13I don't know.
00:41:14She goes about petting some hunts and she just thinks she knows everything.
00:41:16Break traditions!
00:41:17I'm using the thumb to break tradition.
00:41:19Break tradition.
00:41:20Break tradition.
00:41:21Are you done?
00:41:23Now, where's my squishy little niece and nephew?
00:41:26You should have told us you uncanceled.
00:41:29And what?
00:41:30Ruined the surprise?
00:41:35Oh, forget it.
00:41:35Let's talk about that money.
00:41:37It's all over the news.
00:41:39It's flying through the air.
00:41:40It's like a free-for-all lottery.
00:41:42Right, honey?
00:41:43Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:41:44I've told you, we never discuss money like that.
00:41:46Right.
00:41:46But it's exciting.
00:41:47But it's exciting.
00:41:48It's once-in-a-lifetime.
00:41:51Hush, buttercup.
00:41:53Money isn't everything.
00:41:54And it certainly can't buy you happiness.
00:41:56Um, so how long are you two planning on staying, Aunt Dee Dee?
00:42:01Oh, just throw us in one of those tiny gift rooms of yours for a while and feed us some good food and you won't even know we're here.
00:42:08We're easy-peasy.
00:42:10Just remember about traditions.
00:42:14So to discharge it in the sink, you are sharpening a pencil with your bare hands.
00:42:20I'm killing tradition.
00:42:21You don't want to kill a tradition.
00:42:22It's so easy to...
00:42:23That's dark.
00:42:26Just make me a scotch while I go winkle.
00:42:31Make me a scotch, too.
00:42:33And come on, this is just with the traditions and the whole.
00:42:35Forget it.
00:42:38A couple of days?
00:42:40The guest room?
00:42:41It's okay.
00:42:42I have a plan.
00:42:43Move them to a hotel?
00:42:44Honey, they're family.
00:42:45Right.
00:42:46Do I need to remind you that our guest room is full of cash and our dog sheds money?
00:42:50Ah, yes.
00:42:51Italy?
00:42:52Ah, come on.
00:42:53You're right.
00:42:54Oh, come on.
00:42:55Yeah, you're right.
00:43:08Oh, come on.
00:43:09Zoe, my little buttercup.
00:43:11Come and give your auntie a big ol' hug.
00:43:14Love you, auntie.
00:43:15Oh, I love you too, little one.
00:43:18There is still so much money laying around.
00:43:21Mom and dad needed to get our aunt and uncle out of the house.
00:43:25Hey, how about the kids and I take you guys out for lunch, huh?
00:43:30Is that a yes?
00:43:31You got it.
00:43:32Just say it.
00:43:33You got it.
00:43:34Just say it.
00:43:35Something for the room.
00:43:36It became Emily's job to hide the evidence, a mission I named Operation Money Transfer.
00:43:46All right.
00:44:14Oh, it wasn't too expensive, I don't like, but now!
00:44:23Hey, there is a coyote out in the front yard.
00:44:26I think we're, I think it's gone.
00:44:31It's gone, yeah.
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:44Well, we brought you a cream pie, but Doug inhaled it.
00:45:07He has a knack for ruining things.
00:45:10Oh, well that's a shame, Doug.
00:45:13Okay, all set, clean sheets.
00:45:16Just let me know if you need anything.
00:45:25Enjoy your stay.
00:45:27Waiting on that scotch.
00:45:37That night, the neighbors tried to get their hands on our money.
00:45:42Stacks of mula everywhere.
00:45:45Which room?
00:45:46The guest bedroom.
00:45:47I've never been inside the house, I don't know which one's the guest bedroom.
00:45:50I think it's this one.
00:45:51Give me this thing.
00:45:52Okay, all right, okay.
00:45:53All right, okay.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:56All right, there's someone out there.
00:45:57There's a pee-pee running out there.
00:45:58There's someone out there, there's a peeping bunny out there.
00:46:13Hey, stop, stop, what is going on?
00:46:18There's a peeping bunny out there.
00:46:20A weeping pillie.
00:46:21A peeping pillie?
00:46:22What?
00:46:23I can't stay here.
00:46:24We gotta pack our things, Brady.
00:46:27Oh, shameful.
00:46:29Just what kind of neighborhood are you raising my great niece and nephew in?
00:46:34We are so sorry, we feel terrible.
00:46:36Where will you go?
00:46:38Somewhere safer, Dougie.
00:46:41The nearest four seasons.
00:46:43Tell our little rascals we love them, and we will see them later.
00:46:47It is time for you guys to make better life choices.
00:46:51You know what I always say about family.
00:46:54So it's all about the bond, the family bond.
00:46:57I got it right.
00:46:58Can we stay?
00:46:59No!
00:47:00No!
00:47:01Where'd you put the money?
00:47:15The garage.
00:47:16Going to Fiona's!
00:47:20Wait, where's Aunt Dee Dee and Uncle Fred?
00:47:22Where are you guys going?
00:47:23It's our family film night.
00:47:24Not today, bud.
00:47:25But you promised.
00:47:26Oh, sorry, Dax.
00:47:27I love you.
00:47:28Be good, okay?
00:47:29Don't leave the house.
00:47:30And no sweets.
00:47:31And no sweets.
00:47:32Going to Fiona's!
00:47:37Wait, where's Aunt Dee Dee and Uncle Fred?
00:47:39Where are you guys going?
00:47:40It's our family film night.
00:47:41Not today, bud.
00:47:42But you promised.
00:47:43Oh, sorry, Dax.
00:47:45I love you.
00:47:45Be good, okay?
00:47:46Don't leave the house.
00:47:47And no sweets.
00:48:02To be clear, I do not think that this dog makes money.
00:48:32But to be fair, I never imagined Bitcoin was going to be a thing either.
00:48:48Let's get him.
00:48:50Yeah, let's do it.
00:49:02You're getting it.
00:49:13No, you're getting it.
00:49:13No, you're getting it.
00:49:14No, you're getting it.
00:49:14I guess you're getting it.
00:49:15You're younger.
00:49:16You're older.
00:49:17No, that's why you get him.
00:49:26Let's go.
00:49:27Something was going on with Nuzzles.
00:49:35Things were getting sticky.
00:49:39Ha ha, Dax.
00:49:41Very funny.
00:49:42Thanks.
00:49:43I thought so.
00:49:46I took up a sword and set out to save the day.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:59Ha.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:10Yes, hello.
00:50:11So, this is William J. Kirst III, Internal Revenue Agent, Series 1169, Grade 5-7.
00:50:19I'm requesting field agents for a criminal investigation.
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:25Yes.
00:50:30Yes, I'll hold.
00:50:31Nuzzles?
00:50:45Nuzzles had never run off before.
00:50:48So, I started to wonder if he was in some kind of trouble.
00:50:53But, who would ever do anything to Nuzzles?
00:50:56Just send them over to the address I submitted in my report.
00:51:02Do not make me pull rank, madam.
00:51:05Watch this.
00:51:08Comply, or I'll have your job.
00:51:12Oh, I'm on hold again.
00:51:16Yes.
00:51:16Yes, hello.
00:51:17Hi.
00:51:17Yes.
00:51:20Yes, I do have evidence, lady.
00:51:22I have substantial evidence.
00:51:24I have stacks and stacks and stacks.
00:51:26Of evidence.
00:51:29Hello.
00:51:31We got disconnected.
00:51:35What happens now?
00:51:47What is wrong with you?
00:51:49Why can't you just be happy?
00:51:52We're rich.
00:51:53Our dog shit's money.
00:51:55It's the American dream.
00:52:07Where's Nuzzles?
00:52:09They lost him.
00:52:11And they can't find him.
00:52:13As long as I can remember, Nuzzles has always been there.
00:52:17By my side.
00:52:18You couldn't find a better dog if you went to outer space.
00:52:22But now, he's gone.
00:52:34You can't just quit when things get tough.
00:52:38Help me, Dax.
00:52:39You're Nuzzles only hope.
00:52:41Check it out, Dad.
00:53:11It's an old video from when we were in the sea.
00:53:13Huh.
00:53:14Would you look at that?
00:53:20Dad, I miss my friends.
00:53:24I miss our old life.
00:53:26Are we ever going back?
00:53:27Yes.
00:53:28Yes.
00:53:30We are?
00:53:32Can I see Mom?
00:53:34What?
00:53:35Oh, uh...
00:53:37Mom is off being Mom.
00:53:47It's not fair.
00:53:49Some people have everything.
00:53:51My son.
00:53:57Jealousy breeds bitterness.
00:54:00Now, most people work for what they have, but...
00:54:04Others get everything just handed to them.
00:54:06But we do not take handouts, no sir.
00:54:08And we will not be laughed at.
00:54:11No, no.
00:54:11No one laughs at the cursed family.
00:54:14You got me?
00:54:14We're a proud bunch.
00:54:15Be proud, my son.
00:54:21Sometimes, in the darkest hours, we find the brightest hope.
00:54:27A clue.
00:54:27Uh, Dax, we just found candy on the ground.
00:54:31Yesy.
00:54:32But it's what the candy means.
00:54:41A little trick that my dad taught me.
00:54:44Reward it with a treat.
00:54:45Treat.
00:54:46Treat.
00:54:47Treat.
00:54:48Treat.
00:54:49Hold on.
00:54:52Hold on, dog, nap, nuzzles.
00:54:54It is not about the money.
00:55:02No, no.
00:55:03It's about justice.
00:55:05It is about doing what is right.
00:55:11Someday, I want to be an agent like you, Dad.
00:55:17Hmm.
00:55:20How about I teach you some things?
00:55:21Did you know that we, IRS agents, we work for the American public?
00:55:28That's right.
00:55:29And our job is to foster confidence in the tax system.
00:55:32And we swear an oath to bring justice to those who refuse to pay their fair share.
00:55:38Cheaters hurt all of us.
00:55:40Now, building a case against cheaters requires proof and documentation.
00:55:47And this camera will help us capture all the proof we need that this dog sheds money.
00:55:58We had to confirm our theory that the neighbors had taken nuzzles, which meant dangerous business.
00:56:05Sneaking into the dragon's den.
00:56:07Would you like to do the honors, Agent Odom?
00:56:26Really?
00:56:27Mm-hmm.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:28Okay, get over there.
00:56:29Three, two, one.
00:56:35Shazamula!
00:56:39Make money!
00:56:41Nothing happened.
00:56:43You make money for us right now or else.
00:56:47Yeah, fuzzy butt.
00:56:49Or else.
00:56:50Or else, what, Dad?
00:56:55Or else I'm going to call the pound.
00:56:57You will make money right now or I will take you away from that perfect little family of yours.
00:57:02It was a threat, son.
00:57:03It was a threat.
00:57:03I thought that was perfectly obvious.
00:57:04Please get your head in the game.
00:57:07You know what they do with the pound to animals like you.
00:57:11Oh, I think you do.
00:57:13It'll be lights out.
00:57:16Your time is limited.
00:57:18Oh, don't you dare talk to me like that?
00:57:26Show me the money!
00:57:34We need a plan.
00:57:36Revenge.
00:57:38No, an actual plan.
00:57:41You're the brains, not me.
00:57:42If it weren't for you, I'd still be stuck in the second grade.
00:57:46We need a distraction.
00:57:48Operation Retrieve the Dog.
00:57:52Yeah, I thought the name was a bit on the nose.
00:57:55But we set the plan in motion.
00:57:57Dax, you copy?
00:58:11Copy, Red Leader.
00:58:12Setting the trap now.
00:58:16Light it up.
00:58:19Fire in the hole!
00:58:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:58:29That is not what happened.
00:58:37Someone chickened out on the pyrotechnics.
00:58:40Whatever.
00:58:41At least I came up with plan B.
00:58:43I don't know.
00:59:03Oh, man.
00:59:05Oh, no.
00:59:05Oh, no.
00:59:05What?
00:59:06What?
00:59:08What?
00:59:09Oh, no!
00:59:10What is that?
00:59:15Whoa!
00:59:17Whoa!
00:59:26Hi!
00:59:27Hey!
00:59:28Come on!
00:59:30The package is secure!
00:59:36Oh, it's hot!
00:59:38Whoa!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:41Oh!
00:59:42Oh!
00:59:43Oh!
00:59:46Oh!
00:59:47Oh!
00:59:48Oh!
00:59:50Oh!
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:53Oh!
00:59:54Oh!
00:59:55Oh!
00:59:56Oh!
00:59:57Oh!
00:59:58Oh!
00:59:59Oh!
01:00:00Oh!
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02Oh!
01:00:03Oh!
01:00:04Operation Retrieve the Dog is a total success!
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:08Oh!
01:00:15Chef Department.
01:00:16Look at this!
01:00:17My office thinking it's my job to shutting!
01:00:22What's this?
01:00:23It's a new color!
01:00:37What is going on with you two?
01:00:39The neighbor tried to dognap Nuttles.
01:00:41But we saved the day.
01:00:42So at first we saw this candy and then we moved back on the car and then we got to keep it.
01:00:47Okay, you two, enough with your wild imaginations.
01:00:50Leave the neighbor alone.
01:00:51He was real.
01:00:52He hates us already and he cannot know about...
01:00:55I don't know what.
01:01:00What was that?
01:01:01What's what?
01:01:02I thought we weren't supposed to buy stuff, Doug.
01:01:04What? Today seemed like a good day to break the sound barrier.
01:01:10You're an accountant, not a race car driver.
01:01:13Sweetheart, when we finally let go of what we are, we discover what we could be.
01:01:19What we should be is examples for our children.
01:01:22Mom, you're doing it too.
01:01:24Yeah, who's the hottie in the bright tight t-shirt, Emily?
01:01:29Julio is a fitness consultant.
01:01:31Julio?
01:01:32Do not shame me for needing a little help.
01:01:35It's not fair to expect working moms to look like Wonder Woman on our own.
01:01:38We should be trying to stay at the store, not buying stupid stuff.
01:01:42Oh, sweetie, we will.
01:01:44It's not like we're going to run out of money now.
01:01:47Okay, well we're going to discuss this later.
01:01:49No, I think we should discuss this now.
01:01:50No.
01:01:51Don't be childish, Doug.
01:01:52I'm not, okay?
01:01:53I just don't want to be late for my race car lessons.
01:01:56Well, I am very disappointed.
01:01:57Why?
01:01:58You're both grounded.
01:01:59And take back whatever you've gotten so far.
01:02:00Especially that hideous sweater.
01:02:01He was stolen!
01:02:02The neighbor and his diabolical son dog knocked him, Mom!
01:02:03I don't want to hear it.
01:02:04I do not want to hear it.
01:02:05You're grounded.
01:02:06You guys go clean up and go hide the money.
01:02:07Afternoon, ma'am.
01:02:08Sheriff Miller.
01:02:09Sheriff Miller.
01:02:10We have out here.
01:02:11We have out here.
01:02:12We have out here.
01:02:13We have out here.
01:02:14We have out here.
01:02:15You're grounded.
01:02:16You guys go clean up and go hide the money.
01:02:26Afternoon, ma'am.
01:02:27Sheriff Miller.
01:02:28We have out here.
01:02:38We have had a complaint.
01:02:39An anonymous complaint.
01:02:40About a barking dog.
01:02:42Oh?
01:02:43There must be some mistake.
01:02:45Our dog doesn't bark.
01:02:50I didn't realize a dog barking is against the law.
01:02:53Well, normally, ma'am, it is not.
01:02:54But in this case, when said dog is disturbing the peace,
01:02:57it is an infraction that I need to investigate.
01:03:00May I enter the premises?
01:03:01Uh...
01:03:02Sorry, of course.
01:03:05I have nothing to hide.
01:03:09But it is really messy.
01:03:11Okay.
01:03:12Ah, where are my manners?
01:03:13I apologize, I didn't catch your name, ma'am.
01:03:15Oh, Emily.
01:03:16Emily. Taylor.
01:03:18Mrs. Taylor.
01:03:19Sir.
01:03:20And these are my kids, Dax and Zoe.
01:03:23Hi there.
01:03:24Ah, and this must be the culprit here, huh?
01:03:26No, no, please don't pet our dog, sir.
01:03:28He nips when he's scared.
01:03:31Nips. So he is a barker and he is a biker.
01:03:35Oh, I think he's just acting differently because of these changes recently.
01:03:39Changes.
01:03:40Changes. Tell me about these changes.
01:03:43Well, um...
01:03:46They're building a fence.
01:03:48Next door. And there's a lot of noise and dust and contraction.
01:03:53He's territorial.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:56What can we do?
01:03:57Uh, you could and probably should muzzle.
01:04:01Nuzzles.
01:04:02Sorry, we will make sure there's no more barking.
01:04:04No more barking. That's all I'm asking for. Great.
01:04:06Oh, what is this?
01:04:08Mm-hmm.
01:04:10It's obviously...
01:04:12Your money.
01:04:13You believe all this, uh, this money business people are talking about?
01:04:17Uh, uh, um, money...
01:04:20Yeah, the, the downtown. Have you guys heard? Everyone's talking about it. Everyone around town. It was just literally raining money. Money from everywhere.
01:04:25Was it drug money? Was it counterfeit? Stolen money? Rest assured, I made it my personal mission to get to the bottom of it. I will investigate this money mystery until we figure. I will not sleep until I crack this case like an egg. Like a chocolate Easter egg.
01:04:39So, sorry. Uh, thank you very much for your time. Uh, please, I don't want to come back. It's such a cute dog and I hate to come back with animal control and seize it or whatever.
01:04:46Got it. We will get the barking under control. Thank you. Thank you, Sheriff.
01:04:49Um, Sheriff, sir. Thank you. Miller for Sheriff. Vote Miller.
01:04:56The heat was on. Nuzzles was a wanted dog. We had to get him to a safe house. Somewhere no one, especially the cursed, could find him.
01:05:12You know, we make a pretty good team, Dax. We do, don't we? I'm sorry I ruined your pizza party. They're deep dishes, overrated.
01:05:40Hey, I'm starting to think it was that crazy rainbow that made all this happen.
01:05:47How stupid do you have to be to wish for money? I didn't even make a wish.
01:05:53I know. I did. I just wish I could take it all back now. We'd be better off without all the money.
01:06:01I just thought that if we had more money, Dad could have more time with us. And Mom could save the store. And everything could be happy again. Just like it used to be. But you'd rather be anywhere but here with us.
01:06:14Hey, that's not true. I don't mind hanging out with you. You make life fun.
01:06:21Shut up. No, you shut up.
01:06:34I've come for the dog!
01:06:36How did you find a secret clubhouse?
01:06:38By doing what I do best. Following the money.
01:06:47Give me the dog, you pre-teen tick!
01:06:50You had no right to take your dog!
01:06:54Oh, I had every right. You either send that dog down now, I will have both of your parents arrested for harboring a counterfeit money-making machine, I will ruin your father's accounting practice and shut down your mom's little store, and I will destroy both of your pathetic little tiny baby lives.
01:07:11I can't wait to read the headline on Twitter. The Taylor family gets caught red-handed with a boatload of illegal cash made by their pound pup, which they hid in their sacred wizard clubhouse out in the forest!
01:07:25I mean, it's a lot of characters for Twitter. Okay, go workshop that.
01:07:30This dog is coming down one of two ways. Either peacefully, or I'll take him by force.
01:07:41We're not giving up, see. Not ever.
01:07:51Is it broken, Dad?
01:07:59No, it is not broken, son. It's totally broken.
01:08:04Dad, check it out.
01:08:05Odom, I am trying to figure out how they got the dog up there so that I can figure out how we can get up there. Stop bothering me!
01:08:20That'll work.
01:08:25That dog is mine!
01:08:28This is our chance. If we can get down in the crate, we can outrun Odom and get away!
01:08:42I'll buy you time.
01:08:44I'll make the right wish this time.
01:08:46And bring him home safely.
01:08:47I know you will.
01:08:48The choice was clear. Be brave or lose muzzles. I could return to the magical rainbow and make everything right again. I just had to take the first step.
01:09:05Dad, I don't want to do this anymore!
01:09:15Come on, Odom! Whatever you do, don't let him get away!
01:09:18This is not fun anymore! You're so extra! This is why Mom lets us!
01:09:22Mom lets us!
01:09:29It's over, kids!
01:09:32You have nowhere to go.
01:09:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm... I don't... Don't...
01:09:49I should. I'm sorry. Let me take her once now.
01:09:51Next day...
01:09:55That's due to incredible compartil NSA
01:10:12That Paramount has beyond the future but...
01:10:14So what we got today, a family?
01:10:43Yeah, William called this one in.
01:10:45Cursed?
01:10:46Cursed.
01:10:47You know, I heard he got one of his own men arrested.
01:10:49Is that right?
01:10:50Yeah, I also heard he threw a guy out a window.
01:10:52What? Is that right?
01:10:54No, not the last one, but he did get someone arrested,
01:10:56so we should make this one quick.
01:11:13Oh, my God.
01:11:17Oh, my God.
01:11:22Oh, my God.
01:11:26For more than $10,000 in cash, it must be reported to the Internal Revenue Service,
01:11:44i.e. the IRS, and the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or as we agents like to call it,
01:11:49the FCIN.
01:11:50Look, you know the deal.
01:11:52They failed to report cash payments well over $10,000.
01:11:56Oh, there is a laundry list of laws being broken.
01:12:00So you're saying they have bags of counterfeit money in a secret location?
01:12:03And purchasing goods with intent to defraud?
01:12:05Ding, ding, ding.
01:12:06I got this, boys.
01:12:07Let me tell you something, Mr. and Mrs. Taylor.
01:12:09As a federal IRS agent, I am hereby arresting you for manufacturing counterfeit currency,
01:12:15and you can laugh and smirk all you want.
01:12:16Let me tell you something, Mr. Man.
01:12:19There is a direct violation of Title 572 of federal code.
01:12:22So we are going to be placing you under arrest and confiscating the dog.
01:12:28I knew I'd get you, Dougie.
01:12:32Boo.
01:12:34That's him.
01:12:36That's the Phoebe Willie.
01:12:37Madam, my name is William.
01:12:43Federal Agent William J. Cursed the Third.
01:12:47Oh, you should be ashamed of yourself, sneaking around in the dark, trespassing, peeping through windows at night.
01:12:55I was conducting an investigation!
01:12:59You were doing what?
01:13:03Oh, oh, oh, okay, good, good.
01:13:05Sheriff, Sheriff, why don't you listen to this?
01:13:06And my IRS brothers?
01:13:07I got you.
01:13:08Okay, okay.
01:13:09Mr. William Cursed, you are under suspicion of trespassing, which you just admitted to in front of all these people.
01:13:15And you, you know, that comes with a hefty fine and possible jail time.
01:13:19Well, I know, I mean, I was just, I mean, look, we are here to talk about that beast and the furry fortune that they are hiding out in a treehouse out in the woods.
01:13:31I'm telling you, that, that animal is a bonafide canine ATM!
01:13:35Okay, see, no, when you, when you pet the dog, wait, come back, come back, come back, when you pet the dog, it, it sheds money.
01:13:41Okay, all the money you saw flying around downtown, this dog, watch this.
01:13:44Okay, we just pet him, just pet him like this, and money!
01:13:47There's some money!
01:13:50No, no, no, no, I'm telling you, you pet him, he turns into money!
01:13:56It's money!
01:14:01Wait, please don't arrest my dad.
01:14:03Listen, Sprinkles, you and your dad are in a lot of trouble.
01:14:06Me?
01:14:07Yes.
01:14:08I just wanted to spend time with my dad.
01:14:15Okay, don't do that.
01:14:17Don't do that.
01:14:18Hey, looks like I really made a mistake this time, didn't I?
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:23Well, as usual, I, uh, seem to have taken things a little too far, and I'm sorry about that.
01:14:29I'm gonna, I'm gonna figure out how to make this up to you, okay?
01:14:33Somehow, someway.
01:14:34Sir, they're not criminals.
01:14:47Sheriff, please listen to my son.
01:14:51You know, we've decided that we're not gonna press charges.
01:14:55Okay, speak for yourself, Dougie.
01:14:57Sheriff, we are pressing charges.
01:14:59That's right.
01:15:00We would like to...
01:15:02Juggle?
01:15:03Is that dancing?
01:15:04What is that?
01:15:05I don't know what this is.
01:15:06Balance the scales of justice, darn it!
01:15:08Nobody here is pressing charges, Aunt Dee Dee.
01:15:10They made some bad choices, but they shouldn't go to jail.
01:15:17We can sort this out.
01:15:20As neighbors.
01:15:22That's what neighbors do.
01:15:33Wow.
01:15:34That was powerful stuff.
01:15:36You are a brave young man.
01:15:37But you!
01:15:38I have my eye on you, Billy.
01:15:40You and your shenanigans have got to stop.
01:15:42Stop it.
01:15:43I will call your mother.
01:15:44Alright.
01:15:45Thank you for your time.
01:15:46You've confused me thoroughly.
01:15:48I will take my leave.
01:15:49Uh, oh, by the way, I'm up for, uh, re-election this year, so please vote for you.
01:15:52Please vote for me.
01:15:54Miller for Sheriff!
01:15:56Everything wasn't back to the way it was.
01:15:59It was better.
01:16:01And you made me very proud, Dax.
01:16:06Now that the drama was over, we decided it was time to share a secret treehouse.
01:16:11We thought we'd make mom and dad honorary wizards.
01:16:14They'd earned it.
01:16:16So, what do you think, parentals?
01:16:19It's, it's perfect.
01:16:22It is just magical.
01:16:27You know what?
01:16:28Let's all make a family promise.
01:16:29That we will always work together as a team.
01:16:32And no more secrets.
01:16:34We promise.
01:16:35We promise.
01:16:36Dad?
01:16:37Can we donate this to charity?
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40Please.
01:16:41You know, kids, as we look back on this crazy summer, let's just remember that it was
01:16:59that sweet little rescue pup right there that taught us unconditional love.
01:17:06I figured out the answer to your riddle, Dad.
01:17:08Oh yeah?
01:17:09You can use time to make money, but you can't use money to buy more time.
01:17:14All right.
01:17:17This has just been the best summer of my life.
01:17:24Better than a Roman holiday?
01:17:26Better than all of Italy.
01:17:30There's a famous quote that describes my summer perfectly.
01:17:34Family's not an important thing.
01:17:36It's everything.
01:17:37Some say the superpower of dogs is their ability to bring people closer together.
01:17:50Oh!
01:17:51That's good!
01:17:52Just ask Gotem.
01:17:54Yeah.
01:17:55He turned out to be a great wizard.
01:17:57And this was a great little story.
01:17:59Even if maybe it's not 100% true.
01:18:01But pretty close though.
01:18:03Like 89.3% true.
01:18:05Most importantly, it's our story.
01:18:08Right, Nuzzles?
01:18:10Oh!
01:18:19Life's full of sweet surprises.
01:18:21No matter what arises.
01:18:23You'll work it out and come what may.
01:18:27The sun will keep on burning.
01:18:29The world will keep on turning.
01:18:31Have yourself a lovely day.
01:18:34You live your life with passion.
01:18:37That certain style and fashion.
01:18:39A little goes a long, long way.
01:18:41No trouble's gonna find you.
01:18:44Your worries are behind you.
01:18:46So have yourself a lovely day.
01:18:50Dream a big dream.
01:18:53Listen to your heart.
01:18:54Cause heaven knows the future glows.
01:18:55When love is where we start.
01:18:56No room for hesitation.
01:18:57Each day's a celebration.
01:18:58So even if the skies are grey.
01:18:59Don't wrap yourself in sorrow.
01:19:00We'll always have tomorrow.
01:19:01Have yourself a lovely day.
01:19:02Play.
01:19:03Play.
01:19:04Play.
01:19:05Play.
01:19:06Play.
01:19:07Play.
01:19:08Play.
01:19:10Dream a big dream.
01:19:11Listen to your heart.
01:19:12Play.
01:19:13While you're not in love.
01:19:14You're not in love.
01:19:15Cause the skies are grey.
01:19:16Don't wrap yourself in sorrow.
01:19:17We'll always have tomorrow.
01:19:18Have yourself a lovely day.
01:19:20Play.
01:19:21Dream the big dream
01:19:40Listen to your heart
01:19:43Cause heaven knows the future glows
01:19:48When love is where we start
01:19:51No room for hesitation
01:19:53Each day's a celebration
01:19:55Even when the skies are grey
01:19:58Don't wrap yourself in sorrow
01:20:01We'll always have tomorrow
01:20:03Have yourself a lovely day
01:20:09Get on with life
01:20:12It's for the loving
01:20:21Holding on to happy
01:20:37Can be so hard to do
01:20:40When you're lost and all alone
01:20:44And when you're feeling blue
01:20:46Life can knock you over
01:20:50Make your heart afraid
01:20:53And pray for better days
01:20:59Sometimes when you need a friend
01:21:03There's nobody around
01:21:06Sometimes those you love the most
01:21:09Are the ones who let you down
01:21:12Standing up to this great big world
01:21:16Can make you feel so small
01:21:19But that can be the bravest thing of all
01:21:25Yeah, that can be the bravest thing of all
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