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00:00Hey! Yoo-hoo!
00:06Are those for me? They were so pretty!
00:09Why you didn't tell me you were handicapped?
00:11Does it matter?
00:13Well, it does. Hell, you don't even have a picture of yourself in a wheelchair on your profile.
00:18I've only been in it for a year and a half. I didn't want to take pictures.
00:22I still can't get used to myself after the accident.
00:25So how do you think I always want to get used to it? In two seconds or what?
00:30No, no. I was just afraid that if I told you right away, you wouldn't come.
00:35Of course I wouldn't come. It's like I want to meet a regular girl and they slip me a defected one instead.
00:41What? I'm a human being, just like everybody else.
00:46Yeah, you are. Well, thanks for ruining my weekend, off-person.
00:51Oh, man, which way are you going? I'm walking here.
00:55Excuse me, we have something for you.
00:58We didn't order anything.
00:59Oh, that's okay. Anyway.
01:01Hey, dude, don't you get it? We're leaving. I'm not going to pay for this party.
01:05Of course you are not, because you are our 10,000 table!
01:11Woohoo! Yeah-hey!
01:18Your dinner is on the house tonight, guys.
01:21What? Really?
01:22Oh, yeah. You can order whatever you want. But you can take the food with you.
01:28Awesome. Okay, then. Bring me the menu here. But can we sit on different tables?
01:34Oh, I'm afraid the promotion is only for this one. And why? Aren't you two together?
01:41Oh, of course we are together. And we love each other very much. Right, darling?
01:49Menu, now. Yes, sir.
01:52What do you think of this place? Isn't it nice? The atmosphere is like that movie Ratatouille.
02:13Do you like cartoons, by the way? I love Shrek, especially the second one.
02:18It even has my favorite song. She's living love in Deloca.
02:28Here. You're a tough one to get through. Your defense is like the Lakers.
02:33Lakers? Do you watch basketball?
02:35Of course I do. I love it. I even have a jersey with LeBron's signature on it.
02:43Yeah. Where'd he sign it for you? An emergency room?
02:48You've got to be kidding me. Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally time for our weekly competition for couples in love.
02:57Who wants to participate in the contest? Raise your hands.
03:00We do. We do.
03:01Oh, our luck is coupled. Table number 13.
03:05Wait, what are you doing?
03:07What? I came here to have a good time, not to have my disadvantages pointed out to me.
03:11Oh, exactly. Please, take the stage.
03:17Can you do this any faster? I'm trying so hard.
03:32Hurry up. There's a whole bunch on my back.
03:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The rules say a man's not supposed to move. So then couple number 13 is disqualified until the next round.
03:48Oh, great job, handicapped idiot. Sorry.
03:57Oh, okay. Maybe I went a little too far. Could you do this a little more harder? Huh?
04:05Oh, man. Okay. This ocean is the biggest ocean in the world.
04:17Yep.
04:18Pacific.
04:19Correct answer. Next.
04:21Who were the Olympians in ancient Greece?
04:25Yeah, you first?
04:26The gods.
04:27Just one.
04:28It's wonderful. That's correct again.
04:29Woo!
04:30How do you know all of that?
04:31I have two college degrees. I love to learn about the apples I just guessed.
04:34So, this is the biggest organ in the human body.
04:37Stop.
04:38The skin.
04:39That is correct.
04:40That's correct.
04:41Right.
04:42It's answer again.
04:43So, how many apples should eat on an empty stomach?
04:45The first?
04:46Just one.
04:47It's wonderful.
04:48That's correct again.
04:49Woo!
04:50How do you know all of that?
04:51I have two college degrees.
04:52I love to learn about the apples I just guessed.
04:55The skin.
04:56That is correct.
04:57And now attention please.
05:00The last question.
05:02We're almost tied with the leaders.
05:04If we get the answers right, we'll make it to the finals.
05:07You are really something.
05:08Give me the name of the basketball player who was started in a sequel to Space Jam.
05:15Yep.
05:16Yep.
05:17You first.
05:18Um, Michael Jordan?
05:19No.
05:20That's not correct answer.
05:21We know.
05:22It's our Jordan.
05:23Please.
05:24LeBron James.
05:25It is a perfect one.
05:26Woo!
05:27Yeah!
05:28That's correct.
05:29And teams number seven and thirteen advances to the final.
05:33You're unbelievable.
05:34Come on.
05:35You're exaggerating.
05:36No.
05:37I was wrong.
05:38You are really a good girl.
05:39I'll be right back.
05:40Don't find another partner.
05:41Okay?
05:42Okay.
05:43Okay.
05:44Okay.
05:45Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:47Okay.
05:48Johnson?
05:49Why are you so sad?
05:50Arthur?
05:51What are you doing here, buddy?
05:52Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:54How's it going?
05:55Okay, I'm here to pick up Agnes.
05:56She's here with a friend.
05:57Spending my money, usually.
05:58Oh, man.
05:59What about you?
06:00I'm on a date.
06:01Yeah, with a very nice girl.
06:02Very nice.
06:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:06Okay.
06:07Okay.
06:08I'm here to pick up Agnes.
06:09She's here with a friend.
06:10Spending my money, usually.
06:11Oh, man.
06:12What about you?
06:13I'm on a date.
06:14Yeah.
06:15With a very nice girl.
06:16Very nice.
06:17Oh, speaking of dates.
06:18By the way, have you seen the sucker with a wheelchair girl around here yet?
06:24With a wheelchair girl?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Agnes said some guy came in here with a wheelchair girl.
06:29Can you imagine?
06:32What a loser.
06:33Couldn't find himself a normal girl.
06:35Yeah.
06:36No self-respect.
06:37Yeah.
06:38So, what about your date?
06:40Can you show me?
06:41Uh, she's gone.
06:44Yeah, we broke up.
06:46Sorry.
06:47So, what about if I introduce you to Agnes' friend?
06:50We're about to go to a club.
06:53I would love to, but no.
06:56Trust me, she's a piece of rock.
06:58You will love her.
06:59Let's go.
07:02Ooh.
07:03Girls.
07:04I'd like to introduce to you my friend Ethan.
07:08By the way, he's single.
07:09He'll feel good.
07:10Yes.
07:11Hi.
07:12Ethan, are you ignoring me?
07:14Uh, do you two know each other?
07:15No, no, no.
07:16You're imagining things.
07:17Did something happen to you?
07:18I think she's begging for arms.
07:19Could you wait outside?
07:20I find something for her, okay?
07:21No problem.
07:22Come on, girls.
07:23Come on, girls.
07:24Listen.
07:25I don't want to talk to you anymore.
07:26Why?
07:27What's going on?
07:28We had a good time together.
07:29Because I need to be with normal people.
07:30People like Arthur and Sarah.
07:31I'm normal too.
07:32And you know that.
07:33You told me so yourself.
07:34And now you're willing to change your opinion to please others.
07:38Get over it and let's go on stage.
07:39There was a competition waiting for us.
07:40I'm sorry, Ashley.
07:41I'm afraid you have to go alone.
07:42All right, all right, all right.
07:43all right, all right.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:45Bye.
07:46Bye.
07:47All right.
07:49Bye.
07:50Bye.
07:51Bye.
07:52Bye.
07:53Bye.
07:54Bye.
07:55Bye.
07:56Bye.
07:57Bye.
07:58Bye.
07:59Bye.
08:00Bye.
08:02Bye.
08:03Bye.
08:04Bye.
08:05Bye.
08:06Bye.
08:07Bye.
08:08It's time for our final contest! Karaoke! The contestants will have to see the sun!
08:18Oh, we thought you were stuck in this box!
08:21What? Oh, no, no, no.
08:24We are waiting for you to go outside.
08:27Okay.
08:38Oh!
08:42Oh, you look so sad. It's so weird.
08:46My arrows I usually get right on target.
08:50Just like LeBron James.
08:52Oh, what? I don't like boxing sport easily.
08:55The only one I like is a beer pong.
08:57Or is it not a sport?
09:01Hey Siri, beer pong is a sport.
09:05Are you coming?
09:06Yeah.
09:08You're only mine. I live for you.
09:13You're only mine. I live for you.
09:18You're only mine. I live for you.
09:27I never let myself to lose you.
09:36I'm only yours. I breathe with you.
09:39I'm only yours. I breathe with you.
09:43I never let myself to fool you.
09:49You're the only person of a kind.
09:50You're the only person of a kind.
09:59You are the only girl I like.
10:04I'm only mine. I'm only mine. I'm so sorry.
10:07I'm sorry.
10:08You are the best. I have this feeling in my chest.
10:11I have this feeling in my chest
10:15When I'm with you, I lose control
10:20That you and I should read my song
10:28That you and I should read my song
10:41Ashley, I'm so sorry
10:48I heard you a lot
10:50Said a lot of stupid things
10:52About how you're different
10:55And you really are
10:58It's true, you're really different
11:01You're better than the rest
11:03Better than anyone else
11:04They may have the right shell by beauty standards
11:08But inside, they're empty
11:10And you are not
11:13You're very beautiful
11:16And if I never see you again
11:20I never forgive myself
11:22Please, give me another chance
11:25Well, when life gives you a second chance
11:38You should take it
11:40Well, I think now we all knew the winner
11:45Couple 13, you get our grand prize
11:49And this is another free dinner
11:53That's for you guys
11:56We're back in the bag
12:09Tell me the humorous
12:13You're back in the bag
12:14Show me the humano cue