Norman Hackett (Norman Wisdom), a timid and kind-hearted stockroom worker in a London jewelry store, dreams of winning the heart of pretty shop assistant Anne (Jill Dixon). With limited means and endless enthusiasm, Norman's life takes a twist when he becomes obsessed with horse racing—not for gambling, but for helping Anne’s struggling father, a former jockey.
Norman takes his entire life savings to bet on a “sure thing” — a racehorse named “Millie’s Luck.” Along the way, his innocent intentions get caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings, eccentric characters, and classic slapstick moments. From befriending a washed-up jockey to facing trouble with Anne’s employer, every situation Norman enters spirals into comic mayhem. Yet somehow, his good-natured charm seems to carry him through.
Does Norman finally get his lucky break—or will his dream girl remain just out of reach? Watch to find out in this heartwarming tale of luck, love, and laughter.
Norman takes his entire life savings to bet on a “sure thing” — a racehorse named “Millie’s Luck.” Along the way, his innocent intentions get caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings, eccentric characters, and classic slapstick moments. From befriending a washed-up jockey to facing trouble with Anne’s employer, every situation Norman enters spirals into comic mayhem. Yet somehow, his good-natured charm seems to carry him through.
Does Norman finally get his lucky break—or will his dream girl remain just out of reach? Watch to find out in this heartwarming tale of luck, love, and laughter.
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00:00:00The End
00:01:30Morning, Fred. Morning, Norman.
00:02:00Hi, hi. Get your skates on.
00:02:03You're late again. You'll cop it.
00:02:06Hurry up, hurry up.
00:02:30Norman. Norman.
00:02:43Yes, Mr. Stamway.
00:02:44Prepare my work for me.
00:02:46And how many more times will I tell you not to look out of that window?
00:02:49Yes, Mr. Stamway.
00:02:49How's the girlfriend, Norman?
00:03:01Oh, fine.
00:03:02We travelled up together this morning.
00:03:04Travelled up together, eh?
00:03:06Well, same chain.
00:03:10Norman, shall I give you a tip?
00:03:12Oh, please.
00:03:15Danny Boy, Hurst Park today, ten to one.
00:03:18Oh, no.
00:03:20I'll bet in some mugs, Dan.
00:03:21Don't you believe it? Danny Boy's a sure thing.
00:03:23It's going to win me a whole week's wages this afternoon.
00:03:25I'll bet you it doesn't.
00:03:26What's the matter with all these favourites today?
00:03:33Danny Boy makes the fourth one down the drain.
00:03:35There you are, Jimmy Boy.
00:03:37Get that lot counted and I'll buy you a bottle of beer.
00:03:39Make that one four two five, please.
00:03:43Lum and Weaver, turf accountants.
00:03:46Oh, hello, Alfie.
00:03:48It lost, eh? Oh, jolly good.
00:03:50Yeah, the jocky got boxed in on their house.
00:03:53It's all right for you bookmakers, Mr. Lum.
00:03:55Quite a turn-up of the book, eh, Alfie?
00:03:57Oh, thanks. Goodbye.
00:03:58Danny Boy, well and truly beaten by nightclub queen at 33 to one.
00:04:02We're in the money.
00:04:03We certainly are.
00:04:04So we'll crack open a bottle of champagne
00:04:05and buy something nice for Miss Daviot.
00:04:08Just because an odds-on fancy gets beaten at Hurst Park,
00:04:11there's no need to give a bonus to our staff.
00:04:13Staff?
00:04:14Nonsense, old boy.
00:04:15Poor Miss Daviot.
00:04:16Why, she's had nothing since that mink stow we bought her
00:04:18after that highly lucrative week we had at Ascot.
00:04:21Which you borrowed again to porn
00:04:22after a not-so-highly lucrative week at Windsor.
00:04:24Exactly.
00:04:26Miss Daviot, tomorrow morning you and I go shopping.
00:04:35Very nice, very nice.
00:04:38Are you attractive?
00:04:39£2,475, that one,
00:04:41if the gentleman requires something reasonable.
00:04:44It's not really me, is it, Mr. Lum?
00:04:45No, it's not, Alf.
00:04:46Or perhaps the lady would prefer this really rather intriguing little diamond clip,
00:04:50which we're practically giving away.
00:04:51Hmm, that's attractive.
00:04:52Yes, it is.
00:04:53£3,250.
00:04:55Oh, hmm, it is.
00:04:56Or possibly something rather more informal.
00:04:59Oh, possibly.
00:05:00That pendant's quite pretty.
00:05:02The one on the right there.
00:05:03Yes, this one.
00:05:04Hmm, the little chap.
00:05:05Isn't that more on your line, Miss Daviot?
00:05:07Depends on the price, doesn't it, Mr. Lott?
00:05:09That one, I think, sir, comes out at 775 guineas.
00:05:13Real bargain, I assure you.
00:05:14Oh, yes.
00:05:15Would you like that one, Miss Daviot?
00:05:17I'm not mad about the ruby in the middle.
00:05:19I suppose that could be changed for a simple diamond, could it?
00:05:21Oh, I'm sure it could.
00:05:23Madam has such excellent taste.
00:05:24You'd better go.
00:05:31Me?
00:05:31Yes, you.
00:05:32Go down to the shop and see what's wanted.
00:05:34Shop?
00:05:35S-H-O-P.
00:05:38Oh, yes, Mr. Stalman.
00:05:41And put your coats on.
00:05:43Oh, yes, Mr. Stalman.
00:05:46Take your apron off.
00:05:48Yes, Mr. Stalman.
00:05:49And Norman.
00:05:51Yes, Mr.
00:05:52Don't forget the dignity of the fur.
00:05:54Oh, no, Mr. Stalman.
00:06:16Good morning, madam.
00:06:17Might have you have some assistance, to you.
00:06:19Well, I...
00:06:19Yes, this pendant.
00:06:24They haven't bought that, have they?
00:06:25They have.
00:06:27What about this one instead?
00:06:28Well, Rick.
00:06:29Oh, this one.
00:06:30Oh, this one.
00:06:30Why not the one we want?
00:06:31No, I want that one.
00:06:33I doubt if it would suit you.
00:06:34Oh, no.
00:06:35No, I don't mean for me.
00:06:37Well, I want to give it to someone.
00:06:39She works in the shop just over the road.
00:06:40And you're going to buy it?
00:06:42Oh, well, I haven't met her yet, really.
00:06:44Look, have I or have I not bought that pendant?
00:06:48Yes, you have, sir.
00:06:49Oh, no, look, I sent me...
00:06:50Silence!
00:06:51Will you please take this pendant to Mr. Stoneway immediately and ask him to replace the centre ruby?
00:06:55What, have it dug out?
00:06:56In a matter of speaking, yes.
00:06:58Oh, this would cause shocking trouble, you know.
00:07:00Will you please take this pendant to Mr. Stoneway immediately and ask...
00:07:02You know, you don't have to work with him like I do.
00:07:04You don't have to stick...
00:07:05Will you please take this pendant to Mr. Stoneway and ask him to remove the centre ruby and replace it with a diamond?
00:07:09You can't immediately, at once.
00:07:10And will you please go?
00:07:12Go!
00:07:17Here, someone's bought this.
00:07:19Well, that's what it's here for.
00:07:20Mr. Crandy says you've got to get this ruby dug out and shove a diamond in its place.
00:07:24Very well, I'll dig it out and shove it in.
00:07:26And you've got to get a move on and all.
00:07:27Eh?
00:07:28He said.
00:07:29They want it delivered by lunchtime.
00:07:30All right.
00:07:31Put it down.
00:07:32And you, take your coat off.
00:07:35Yes, Mr. Stoneway.
00:07:36And put your apron on.
00:07:37Yes, Mr. Stoneway.
00:07:39When I finish this, you can deliver it to the client yourself.
00:07:42Yes, Mr. Stoneway.
00:07:43I shall have it finished by one o'clock.
00:07:46May lunchtime?
00:07:47Exactly.
00:07:48And don't you be late back either.
00:07:53No, Mr. Stoneway.
00:07:58Come in.
00:08:11Oh, it's you.
00:08:14I bought your pendant.
00:08:16Oh, come in.
00:08:19I'm just having some sandwiches and some tea.
00:08:21Have you had your lunch?
00:08:22Oh, not yet, no.
00:08:23I have sandwiches in the park.
00:08:25Well, why don't you have some here for a change?
00:08:27No, no.
00:08:28Come on.
00:08:29There's plenty here.
00:08:32Well, now I'm done, I suppose.
00:08:34Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
00:08:38Yeah, well, I'd better stick to the park.
00:08:40Oh, don't be silly.
00:08:41I'm only joking.
00:08:42Come on.
00:08:44Well, thank you.
00:08:52We had that diamond fixed for you.
00:08:53Mm, much better.
00:08:54To think if Mr. Lum has a bad day at Goodwood,
00:08:57it'll be in the pop shop by the end of the week.
00:08:59No.
00:09:00Still, I wouldn't work for anyone else.
00:09:03Why not?
00:09:04Here.
00:09:05You like him, don't you?
00:09:06He's terribly sweet.
00:09:07Somebody's got to look after him.
00:09:11I tell you what.
00:09:12If it's still in the pawn shop and you win a couple of thousand on the pools,
00:09:15I'll give you the ticket, then you can redeem it for your girlfriend.
00:09:19That'd be the day, that will.
00:09:22I worked out once how long it'd take me to save up to buy the pendant meself.
00:09:26How long do you reckon?
00:09:27How long?
00:09:28How long?
00:09:29A hundred and fourteen years.
00:09:34Oh, dear.
00:09:35Well, you'll have to come to us and back a horse.
00:09:37You'll have to put a lot of money on to win two thousand pounds.
00:09:39Not with an accumulator.
00:09:40What's that?
00:09:41It's quite simple.
00:09:42You back a horse, let's say, six to one.
00:09:43How much do you have to put on it?
00:09:45A pound if you've got it.
00:09:47All right, then.
00:09:48A pound on it.
00:09:49Six to one.
00:09:50Fine.
00:09:51Well.
00:09:52Oh, just imagine it.
00:09:54All right, let's imagine it.
00:09:55You've got a pound accumulator on four horses.
00:09:58A, B, C and D.
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:00The first one wins six to one.
00:10:01That's six pounds, right?
00:10:02Right.
00:10:03Right.
00:10:04Now, that's six pounds, plus your original stake, that's seven pounds, goes on horse B.
00:10:08What price?
00:10:09Hundred to six.
00:10:10And it wins.
00:10:12So that's...
00:10:13A hundred and sixteen pounds and a bit.
00:10:15Now, that plus seven, let's say, a hundred and twenty-three pounds goes on horse C.
00:10:18Rank outsider.
00:10:19Thirty-three to one.
00:10:20It wins.
00:10:21That's four thousand fifty-nine pounds.
00:10:24So, horse C comes up two to one.
00:10:26That's two diamond pendants and a Rolls Bentley.
00:10:29Do you get the idea?
00:10:30So I just won twelve thousand pound, then?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:34On paper.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36Still, I'd be satisfied if only two of them came up, because that'd be over a hundred pound, wouldn't it?
00:10:39Mm.
00:10:40You'd lose it all on the third.
00:10:42Oh, I see.
00:10:43Oh, I've got to win them all.
00:10:44Afraid so.
00:10:45They don't often work accumulators, but when they do...
00:10:48When they do...
00:10:49Good afternoon.
00:10:50Good afternoon, sir.
00:10:51Miss D'Aviot looking after you, I hope.
00:10:52He's not a client, old boy.
00:10:53He's from Dormier.
00:10:54Miss D'Aviot's pendant.
00:10:55That's right.
00:10:56Oh.
00:10:57Oh.
00:10:58Very nice.
00:10:59I see.
00:11:00I've been showing, er...
00:11:01Norman.
00:11:02Norman.
00:11:03How to make twelve thousand pounds out of one.
00:11:04Jolly good.
00:11:05Tea, I think, Miss D'Aviot.
00:11:06I'm sorry, Mr. Weaver.
00:11:07We need a shilling for the meter.
00:11:08No tea, then, Miss D'Aviot.
00:11:09Are you going to have a bash?
00:11:10Oh, I don't know.
00:11:12Oh, here, what is the quickest way for me to have one of these, er...
00:11:13What was it you said?
00:11:14Accumulator?
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:16Back a jockey.
00:11:17What, same way as you do horses?
00:11:18Yes.
00:11:19Put an accumulator on each horse he rides.
00:11:20Which is the best jockey, then?
00:11:21Well, the good would hope is, er...
00:11:22Any diamond.
00:11:23Diamond.
00:11:24Diamond!
00:11:25Yeah, that's the one I'll have.
00:11:27Only...
00:11:28This is all I've got.
00:11:29A shilling.
00:11:30Just what we need for the meter.
00:11:31Thank you so much.
00:11:32Oh, don't worry, he'll get it back, won't he?
00:11:33Of course.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:35Now, look, I'm going to have a pound of any diamonds for tomorrow.
00:11:36Only two tomorrow, old boy.
00:11:38What, can't you arrange it so there'll be half a dozen?
00:11:39That'd be his mounts over the last three days of the meeting.
00:11:41They won't all win.
00:11:42Oh, well, I'll have a pound on all the diamonds for tomorrow.
00:11:44Well, I'll have a pound on all the diamonds for tomorrow.
00:11:49Only two tomorrow, old boy.
00:11:51Well, can't you arrange it so they'll be half a dozen?
00:11:52That'll be all his mounts over the last three days of the meeting.
00:11:55They won't all win.
00:11:56Oh, well, I don't care. I'm gonna chance it.
00:11:58I thought you said you hadn't got a pound.
00:12:00Well, I probably will have by tomorrow.
00:12:01I'd think it over if I were you.
00:12:03No, no, my mind's made up.
00:12:04I'm gonna have a real go here.
00:12:06Well, if you say so, I say so.
00:12:08I'll pop round with a pound in the morning.
00:12:10Nineteen shillings.
00:12:14Two o'clock.
00:12:19And don't forget, I'm a client now.
00:12:23Poor Norman.
00:12:25Like taking sweets from a child.
00:12:27Oh, let him have his little fling.
00:12:28Remember, mugs like him on a larger scale are our bread and butter.
00:12:32Mm, jolly nice, huh?
00:12:34Tea, Miss David.
00:12:35Right, Mr. Weaver.
00:12:39Norman, come over here.
00:12:41There was something I wanted to talk to you about.
00:12:43Yes, sit down, will you?
00:12:45Now, look, what I was gonna say was...
00:12:46Put this on.
00:12:47Oh, no, Mr. Stanley.
00:12:48Don't argue, put it on.
00:12:55Look, what I was gonna say, Mr. Stanley, was, look...
00:12:58Could I have a sub?
00:12:59Sub?
00:13:00What do you mean?
00:13:01Well, you know, like, just a pound till the end of the week, eh?
00:13:04What do you want it for?
00:13:05Well, I'm gonna have a bet.
00:13:07I mean, I've got a bit of business on.
00:13:09What did you do with your last week's wages?
00:13:11Well, I gave that to me mum.
00:13:13Oh, so you gave it to your mum, did you?
00:13:15Oh, yeah.
00:13:16Oh, yeah.
00:13:17I...
00:13:18Out.
00:13:19And you always give your money to her?
00:13:21Yeah, yeah.
00:13:22Then, like, then she lets me have some back for me train fares, you see.
00:13:25I like to hear of a young man who gives his money to his mother.
00:13:28Do you really, Mr. Stanley?
00:13:30Yes.
00:13:31It warms my heart.
00:13:32Well, does it, Mr. Stanley?
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:34Very sensible woman, your mother appears to be.
00:13:36Oh, well, she is.
00:13:37But she wouldn't trust you with a pound, wouldn't she?
00:13:40Well, not, you know, not all the lot of them, no.
00:13:43Well, she was quite right.
00:13:44Neither would I.
00:13:45Neither would I.
00:14:15Not all the way but it was.
00:14:16Not all her music.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:18Be Ning.
00:14:19Nope.
00:14:20�� primates.
00:14:22Help her.
00:14:23Just keep her head off the door.
00:14:25Have to do now.
00:14:26Stay the house.
00:14:41Stephen I'm sorry.
00:14:42Come on, the doors.
00:14:44Found!
00:14:46You found!
00:14:48Hey! Hey, you found!
00:14:50I got you found!
00:14:52Hey, Mr. You found!
00:14:54I got you found!
00:14:56I got you found!
00:14:58I got you found!
00:15:00I got you found!
00:15:02I got you found!
00:15:04I got you found!
00:15:06Good evening, Mr. Edges.
00:15:08Evening, Norman.
00:15:10Norman!
00:15:22Norman! Is that you?
00:15:24Yes, ma'am.
00:15:26There you are.
00:15:28Bit late, aren't you?
00:15:30I think so. There, now.
00:15:32I've got a nice piece of liver for you.
00:15:34I'm not hungry, ma'am.
00:15:36Nonsense. Put that paper away.
00:15:38It's an evening paper.
00:15:40Hope you found it in the train, son.
00:15:42No, ma'am. I bought it.
00:15:44Bought it?
00:15:46Whatever next? Flinging away your money like that.
00:15:48What did you want it for?
00:15:50Oh, to read, of course.
00:15:52What are you looking at?
00:15:54Racing!
00:15:56Norman!
00:15:58Have you been backing horses?
00:15:59No, ma'am.
00:16:00You sure?
00:16:01Yes, ma'am. I have it, honest.
00:16:02And you'd better not.
00:16:04You'll start betting, my lad, and you know what'll happen.
00:16:06It'll be the same as your father.
00:16:08Soon as the craze got him.
00:16:10That was it.
00:16:11Left as he did.
00:16:12Yes, ma'am. I know.
00:16:14Walked out and left us flat.
00:16:16Yeah, ma'am. I wouldn't mind seeing Dad again.
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:22You wouldn't mind, eh?
00:16:24Norman, if I thought you were following in his footsteps...
00:16:30Turn out your pockets.
00:16:31Oh, ma'am, really?
00:16:33Come on.
00:16:36Is that all?
00:16:37Yes.
00:16:38Shilling short.
00:16:39I know.
00:16:40Where is it?
00:16:41A gentleman borrowed it for his gas meter.
00:16:43What gentleman?
00:16:44A customer.
00:16:45Fine sort of gentleman he sounds.
00:16:46Well, get it back, Norman. Get it back.
00:16:48Oh, all right, ma'am.
00:16:49I can see I'll have to cut your allowance down.
00:16:51Anyway, we'll put it in the holiday fund for a start.
00:16:55Well, ma'am, I expect we'll get to work.
00:16:57Walk?
00:16:58From now on, I'll give you your exact fare.
00:17:01Evening papers, indeed.
00:17:03Do it to me.
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:11That'll be Phoebe.
00:17:12Oh, no.
00:17:13Come in.
00:17:17Now, Norm.
00:17:19Am I early?
00:17:20No.
00:17:21He's late.
00:17:22Hello, Phoebe.
00:17:23How's your mother?
00:17:24Oh, nicely, thanks.
00:17:25Oh.
00:17:26What picture are we going to see, Norm?
00:17:28Oh, I'm sorry, Phoebe.
00:17:29I can't take you to the pictures tonight.
00:17:30I haven't got any money.
00:17:31Oh, that's all right.
00:17:32I can pay.
00:17:33Oh, no, look.
00:17:34I don't want you to pay for me.
00:17:35Oh, it doesn't matter for once in a while, does it?
00:17:38I've got over a pound.
00:17:42Have you?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:44Well, what are we waiting for?
00:17:46Come on.
00:17:47Bye-bye, ma'am.
00:17:49Norman?
00:17:50Yeah?
00:17:51No monkey business.
00:17:55Seats three and six, standing two and four, queuing one and nine.
00:17:58Get one and nines, Phoebe.
00:17:59No, we're going the three and sixes.
00:18:01Oh, no.
00:18:02You don't want to break into that pound.
00:18:03Why not?
00:18:04Oh, Phoebe, look.
00:18:05I need it.
00:18:06I've got it before.
00:18:07It's urgent.
00:18:08Well, I don't know.
00:18:09Two, two and fours, please.
00:18:15Do you want orange aid, Phoebe?
00:18:16No, I don't, but you can.
00:18:17They are.
00:18:18Go on, get your straw.
00:18:19Oh.
00:18:20Now, come on and stop messing about.
00:18:30What have you got your eyes shut for?
00:18:31Well, I don't want to see the end before the beginning.
00:18:33Single seats only.
00:18:35Come on, Phoebe, quick.
00:18:37Singles?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39Oh, I'll see you later, Phoebe.
00:18:40Norman, come back.
00:18:52Sit down.
00:18:56I thought you said there was a seat here.
00:18:58Shh.
00:19:05Shh.
00:19:08Let's go.
00:19:09Shh.
00:19:10Let us be some as it hangs.
00:19:13Just let us, in the form we wanted to diss the time,
00:19:16that there is nothing.
00:19:17Oh, mommy.
00:19:18Oh, not!
00:19:19We're all right.
00:19:20Ah.
00:19:21And then, come on.
00:19:22Let us continue to do something.
00:19:23Come on...
00:19:28We're not going to be a mistake.
00:19:30マックル, please.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:32We must do something.
00:19:33Mr. Thomas, my brother, wants us.
00:19:34Oh, my God.
00:20:04There's a seat going. Come over here.
00:20:06There's one here. You come over here.
00:20:08No, you come over here.
00:20:10No, you come over here.
00:20:12Who pays for the seat?
00:20:30Will you sit down?
00:20:32My foot has got stuck.
00:20:49Sit down in front there.
00:20:59And take your hat off.
00:21:02There. That's better, isn't it?
00:21:14Well, I can't see very well from here.
00:21:16Do you want that pound or don't you?
00:21:18Of course I do.
00:21:19Then you'd better be nice to me.
00:21:21Do you mind?
00:21:25Mind what?
00:21:37Now, Norm, are you going to be nice to me?
00:21:39Oh, I'm all right.
00:21:47Drop it this then.
00:21:48I mean put your arm round me.
00:21:51Oh, no.
00:21:52Oh, this is more light, isn't it?
00:22:03Oh, for heaven's sake, finish that.
00:22:07Would you please keep quiet?
00:22:13Sit still and enjoy yourself.
00:22:19Come on.
00:22:33Babe?
00:22:35Yes, Norm.
00:22:37Well, I want to blow me nose.
00:22:39Just when I got comfortable.
00:22:55Oh, you are a nuisance.
00:22:58I've got to blow me nose, haven't I?
00:23:00Well, you can just blow it left-handed, can't you?
00:23:05Well, it must be in me mag.
00:23:09Oh, Norman, pack it up.
00:23:19Be quiet.
00:23:34Norm?
00:23:35Oh, no, don't start again, Phoebe.
00:23:37I've lost me earring.
00:23:40God blimey.
00:23:53Can't you two keep still for a minute?
00:23:55I had to blow me nose, didn't I?
00:23:57Yes, pointing the enjoyment for everybody.
00:23:59What, me?
00:24:00Oh, take no notice, Norm.
00:24:03Teddy boy.
00:24:10Put your arm back, Norm.
00:24:13Oh, it's gone to sleep.
00:24:14My arm's gone to sleep.
00:24:16Well then, give me a kiss.
00:24:20Oh, no, not here.
00:24:21You want that pound, don't you?
00:24:23If you'll only keep quiet, I'll give you a pound.
00:24:30If you don't give me a kiss, you don't get the pound.
00:24:34That's blackmail.
00:24:35No kiss, no pound.
00:24:45On the lips, Norm.
00:24:47Now listen, I am not...
00:24:55Go on, Norm.
00:24:56Send me crazy.
00:25:26Oh, oh.
00:25:27Oh!
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:27:26Oh, oh.
00:27:27Oh, oh.
00:27:37You're, uh.
00:27:38That's right.
00:27:39And you're from opposite.
00:27:40Yes.
00:27:45Bit warm in here, isn't it?
00:27:46It certainly is.
00:27:48I often see you in your window.
00:27:51I've seen you, too.
00:27:52Yes.
00:27:53And now we've met.
00:27:55We have.
00:27:56Oh.
00:27:57Sorry.
00:27:58Oh.
00:27:59You sell some smashing clothes in your shop, don't you?
00:28:03Matterful jewellery they have in yours.
00:28:05I bet you like jewellery.
00:28:07Oh, I would if I could get it at Dormier's.
00:28:09Well, perhaps you will someday.
00:28:11If my luck changes.
00:28:14Do you believe in luck then?
00:28:15Well, I think you have to push it a bit.
00:28:17Oh, yeah.
00:28:18Well, that's what I'm going to do.
00:28:20What's your name?
00:28:21Norman.
00:28:22Mind that.
00:28:23How are you?
00:28:24I've been hoping we'd meet each other for a long time.
00:28:26So have I.
00:28:29Oh.
00:28:30It's not quite so crowded now, is it?
00:28:32No.
00:28:33Oh.
00:28:34Sorry.
00:28:35I was miles away.
00:28:36It didn't seem like that to me.
00:28:40A monkey.
00:28:41Any to comes.
00:28:42Top to Lardy Square.
00:28:43All right.
00:28:44Come in.
00:28:45It's me.
00:28:48Hello.
00:28:49Hello.
00:28:50I brought it, look.
00:28:51What the juice is that?
00:28:52My accumulator.
00:28:54Tell him, Miss Davias.
00:28:55We only accept money on the race course.
00:28:57You can't leave it here.
00:28:58It's not legal.
00:28:59What do you mean?
00:29:00I can't back me jockey?
00:29:01Not unless you have a credit account with us.
00:29:03Well, let's have one then.
00:29:04Certainly.
00:29:05Open a credit account for this gentleman, Miss Davias.
00:29:08Limit twenty shillings.
00:29:10All right now?
00:29:11Perfectly.
00:29:12And if you lose, you can come round and settle your account with us out of your paper bag.
00:29:15You mean you don't want it?
00:29:16No.
00:29:17Oh, it's a laugh, innit?
00:29:18All this fuss I had to get it.
00:29:20On second thoughts, you can leave it.
00:29:22But just to show goodwill.
00:29:23Is that legal?
00:29:24Oh, yes.
00:29:25You see, you haven't stated it.
00:29:27You bet on your credit account.
00:29:29No.
00:29:30I'll leave it then.
00:29:31I've got to go now.
00:29:33I'll let her.
00:29:34That's good.
00:29:36I've got to go again.
00:29:37Thyra can do it again.
00:29:38Yes, sorry.
00:29:43Walton, hang on.
00:29:44Mr. Forbes, I'm ready to borrow.
00:29:49Star News and Stenner! Play work!
00:29:51Great results!
00:29:53Star News and Stenner!
00:29:54Yes, I'll see about it. Bye.
00:30:05This has to be ready by tomorrow.
00:30:07All right, sir.
00:30:14Ah, I've gone out of cigarettes.
00:30:19Here, I'll go and get you some, shall I?
00:30:21Oh, thanks, Gorm.
00:30:22Oh, I've got a packaging in half.
00:30:24Thanks, Ted.
00:30:25Well, shall I go and get the tea now, then?
00:30:27Tea?
00:30:28We don't have tea till half past three.
00:30:30Half an hour to go yet.
00:30:31Well, I thought, you know, perhaps you might like it early today, you know,
00:30:33because of it being so hot and all that,
00:30:35then on the count of the heat making your throats all parched and everything.
00:30:38There's nothing like a nice hot cup of tea to unparch it, is there?
00:30:42You imagine it all running round your mouth inside and then it goes down your throat
00:30:47and then gives you all that lovely feeling inside your stomach and that.
00:30:50You think of it now with all sugar and all milk and no tea leaves
00:30:54and it's very good with your nose to it to see if it's nice hot, strong tea.
00:30:59When you get the cup in your hand, it makes you feel that perhaps life is really worth living after all.
00:31:06Go and get it.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:12Oh!
00:31:15Sounding standard.
00:31:17Right results.
00:31:18Time out.
00:31:19How's it going, Lopty?
00:31:21Okay now, Fred.
00:31:26You got the result of 2.30 cos Eddie Diamond's riding Blue Peter.
00:31:30Charlie!
00:31:31I'm ready to solder this leak.
00:31:33Turn off the gas main.
00:31:35He's done it!
00:31:37Are you sure?
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Right.
00:31:40Right.
00:31:55Now what?
00:31:58Yes, it'll do.
00:32:03Hello, Mr. Stanway.
00:32:04Hello, where have you been?
00:32:05Oh, get the tea.
00:32:07Oh, where is it?
00:32:09Oh, I won't be ready till the next race.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12I'll pass three if they can have it.
00:32:13Never mind about the tea.
00:32:14Get back to your work.
00:32:15Yes, Mr. Stanley.
00:32:35You say that.
00:32:36Oh, you can't get that cold the other day.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Hey.
00:32:40We're hungry.
00:32:41Hey.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Hey.
00:32:45Let's go.
00:32:47Hey.
00:32:48Get back.
00:32:50Hey.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:58Hey.
00:33:00Hey.
00:33:02I'll be back in a moment. Mr. Powell, Mr. Roberts, see that nobody leaves this room.
00:33:20I got you, sir.
00:33:27Mr. Roberts, can I use the phone, please?
00:33:30It's all right.
00:33:32Norman Weaver, here.
00:33:42Oh, love, this is Norman, here.
00:33:44Norman?
00:33:45Oh, Norman!
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:48Have I won?
00:33:49Oh, we don't know yet.
00:33:50They're at the post now, but it's a late start.
00:33:52They're off.
00:33:53Oh, they're off.
00:33:54Look, I tell you what, just a minute.
00:33:56I'll put the phone by the blower, then you can hear for yourself.
00:33:58And your horse is shy lover, by the way.
00:34:00Oh, they're doing short themselves out a bit.
00:34:02And it's Mayflower there, I think.
00:34:04Yes, Mayflower, just in front.
00:34:05Half a length, I'd say, from Golden Goose, Minotaur.
00:34:08And I can't quite see.
00:34:09I think it's Radiant Light there.
00:34:10Yes, Radiant Light going very well on the inside.
00:34:12Golden Goose going well.
00:34:13They're closing up a bit now.
00:34:14Shy lover's there, challenging Minotaur.
00:34:16Shy lover, Golden Goose, Minotaur.
00:34:18Minotaur's holding him off.
00:34:19Hello.
00:34:22Hello?
00:34:25Hello?
00:34:28Hello?
00:34:29Can I help you off?
00:34:31Oh, you see, I've got cut off.
00:34:33Well, I didn't cut you off.
00:34:35Oh, I don't suggest it was you, but I did get cut off.
00:34:37If you have a complaint, I'll connect you to the supervisor.
00:34:39No, no, I don't want the supervisor.
00:34:41I just want my number.
00:34:43Supervisor here, can I help you?
00:34:45I was connected to Mayfair 1425 and I got cut off.
00:34:50Oh, well, I'll give you the operator.
00:34:53Operator here.
00:34:54Look, miss, I...
00:34:55Number, please.
00:34:56A number, please.
00:34:58Which number are you calling?
00:35:00It was Mayfair, um...
00:35:03Oh, wait a minute, I had it just now.
00:35:06It's Lum and Weepers in Bond Street.
00:35:08I'll connect you with Directory Inquiries.
00:35:10Oh, no, no, I don't want Directory Inquiry.
00:35:13Directory Inquiry, what number?
00:35:15What number are you wanting?
00:35:16Oh, look, I want Mayfair 1425.
00:35:18That's it, yeah, Mayfair 1425.
00:35:21It's bookmakers.
00:35:22It's only just round the corner.
00:35:24I could walk there in half a minute.
00:35:27Why don't you, then?
00:35:28Well, I'm not allowed out.
00:35:31I'm not surprised.
00:35:34Look, I want Mayfair 1425.
00:35:36And this is very urgent,
00:35:37because the race will be over with the time I...
00:35:39Hello?
00:35:42Hello?
00:35:43He's under pressure now.
00:35:44Shy Lover's still coming.
00:35:45Coming very well now.
00:35:45How are you getting on?
00:35:47Hello?
00:35:48Hello?
00:35:49Radiant light's beating.
00:35:50A furlonged go.
00:35:50It's anybody's guest.
00:35:51Shy Lover's coming outside.
00:35:52Hello?
00:35:54Are you flashing?
00:35:56Flashing?
00:35:56I'm exploding here.
00:35:58Look, it's just round the corner.
00:36:00It's the bookmakers.
00:36:01There must be something wrong with this phone.
00:36:03Am I asking too much?
00:36:04Just one little telephone call.
00:36:06It's just round the corner.
00:36:08Mayfair 1425.
00:36:10Excuse me, sir.
00:36:11I'm sorry to bother you.
00:36:12Did you want Mayfair 1425?
00:36:16Yes, please.
00:36:16Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:36:18I...
00:36:19I...
00:36:20I...
00:36:20I...
00:36:21I...
00:36:21I...
00:36:21I...
00:36:23I...
00:36:23I...
00:36:26I...
00:36:26I...
00:36:30I...
00:36:30I...
00:36:30I...
00:36:31I'm...
00:36:314255.
00:36:33Here are the runners for the next race.
00:36:35Number one, Morecambe Spree, drawn two.
00:36:38Norman, where did you get to?
00:36:40I was here all the time.
00:36:42Were you?
00:36:43Well, I tried to talk to you once and the line was dead.
00:36:45You must have been cut off.
00:36:48Norman!
00:36:49Well, of course you want to know...
00:36:51And number three, Cutter's Lament, drawn one.
00:36:55What do you think you're doing?
00:36:56Um, oh, it rang, Mr. Stoneway.
00:36:59Get back to your work.
00:37:08Stoneway.
00:37:09If you want to hear the result of the race, why don't you hold on?
00:37:12I don't want to hear the result of any race.
00:37:13What?
00:37:13Well, anyway, shy lover one.
00:37:15I don't know what you're talking about.
00:37:17This is a jeweler, it's not a bookmaker's.
00:37:19Shy lover, indeed.
00:37:22Shy lover?
00:37:24It's happened to me.
00:37:25It's happened.
00:37:27Oh, Mr. Stoneway, thank you.
00:37:28Shy lover.
00:37:30I shall see you all right.
00:37:31You certainly will.
00:37:32Oh, here's our accumulator expert.
00:37:43Yeah, that's it, but I...
00:37:44Your jockey's had two minutes today, so your bet's all right so far.
00:37:46I know, that's what I've come about.
00:37:48Look, I want to stop it now.
00:37:49Stop it?
00:37:50Yeah, look, I'll just settle for the £145 I'm up on the day.
00:37:52I don't think you quite understand.
00:37:54Well, of course I do.
00:37:55Just let me have the money and, well, I don't mind cancelling the rest of the bet.
00:37:57You don't mind.
00:37:58No, I don't mind.
00:38:00I don't want to be greedy, do I?
00:38:01He's got cold feet.
00:38:02Your pounds and all six horses Eddie Diamond rides at Goodwood.
00:38:05And there it stays.
00:38:06Now, there it stays until I lose to Ludd, I suppose.
00:38:09I'm afraid, sir.
00:38:10And just to think that at this very minute I'm worth £145.
00:38:14That's right, on paper, that is.
00:38:15Cheer up, who knows, you might pull it off.
00:38:17What's he riding tomorrow, then?
00:38:19Three mounts tomorrow, yeah?
00:38:20Er, popcorn in the first race.
00:38:22Here we are, fricassee in the four o'clock, red pepper in the 4.30.
00:38:25Any of them fancied?
00:38:26No.
00:38:27Oh.
00:38:29Oh, well, it was nice to be rich for one day.
00:38:30That's right.
00:38:31Be philosophical about it.
00:38:33Er, popcorn, fricassee and red pepper.
00:38:36It makes you sick to think about it.
00:38:42Poor little devil.
00:38:44Well, he'll be out of his agony this time tomorrow.
00:38:47And, of course, if either of them don't win,
00:38:49that means this house will lose my original stake of a pound, you see.
00:38:52I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
00:38:55It's not the pound that I'm bothered about so much.
00:38:58What worries me is the way I got it.
00:38:59How did you get it?
00:39:02I borrowed it from me and my mom's holiday fund.
00:39:04Oh, will she mind?
00:39:06Well, she didn't mind.
00:39:08Cool.
00:39:09Gives me a shocking headache to think of it.
00:39:10Here.
00:39:11Take these.
00:39:14What are they?
00:39:15Only aspirin.
00:39:18Can you manage without water?
00:39:19Well, I'll chew them.
00:39:20Oh, come on.
00:39:26It's not as bad as all that.
00:39:29I'll have this as a souvenir, eh?
00:39:33So you live with your mother?
00:39:34Yes.
00:39:35Well, my dad left home when I was only a kid.
00:39:37We haven't seen him since.
00:39:38Oh, dear.
00:39:40Another woman?
00:39:41Oh, it was worse than that.
00:39:43Horses.
00:39:43Oh, horses.
00:39:51Funny, you know.
00:39:53Us not talking to each other until this morning and now here we are sitting in the park together.
00:39:59I like it.
00:40:01Nice.
00:40:03You got a family?
00:40:04I live with my father.
00:40:05He's a widower.
00:40:06That's who I'm meeting.
00:40:07Oh.
00:40:09We're going to the theatre.
00:40:12Oh, I really must go.
00:40:14Can I come?
00:40:15Better not.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:18See you tomorrow, though.
00:40:20Do you really mean that?
00:40:21Hmm.
00:40:22Honest?
00:40:23Of course.
00:40:23I must fly.
00:40:24Bye.
00:40:26Bye.
00:40:26Bye.
00:40:36Nice thing, I must say.
00:40:53Coming home last night, wet through.
00:40:55Wonder you haven't got pneumonia.
00:40:57What were you doing in the park?
00:40:59That's what I want to know.
00:41:00Don't keep opening your mouth.
00:41:02How can I take your temperature if you keep letting a draft in?
00:41:05Careful.
00:41:06Careful.
00:41:08Oh, let's have a look at it then.
00:41:11That's a bad sign.
00:41:13What is it?
00:41:14Normal.
00:41:16No, you don't.
00:41:17You said it was normal.
00:41:18You've always been sub-normal.
00:41:20Under them bedclothes.
00:41:21Come on.
00:41:22No work for you today, my lad.
00:41:25There you stay.
00:41:28Stay away.
00:41:31Who is that?
00:41:32I'm Norman's mother.
00:41:35He's ill in bed with a temperature.
00:41:37I'm afraid he won't be able to come today.
00:41:39Temperature was perfectly all right yesterday.
00:41:42It's really most awkward.
00:41:44As short-staffed as it is.
00:41:47Very well.
00:41:48But if he's not here tomorrow, we shall need a certificate.
00:41:51Don't you worry.
00:41:52If my boy's away tomorrow, he'll be certified.
00:41:55He...
00:41:56And now, it's a fair long ago, and it looks like a walkover for Eddie Diamond on popcorn.
00:42:14He's got the cold well in front now, quite unchallenged.
00:42:17There's nothing to catch him.
00:42:18He's passing the post.
00:42:19Now, several lengths in front of the field.
00:42:21It's popcorn, written by Eddie Diamond.
00:42:24Followed by...
00:42:24...we've not made in fair.
00:42:26Well, there we are.
00:42:27Another made with Eddie Diamond.
00:42:29He's got a start.
00:42:30Never once...
00:42:30In the next race, number five, carries at seven stone nine.
00:42:38How is it?
00:42:44Diabolical.
00:42:45What are our commitments so far?
00:42:47Just over 790 pounds.
00:42:48We'll pay.
00:42:49We won't, you know.
00:42:52The bank was on the phone again just before we left this morning.
00:42:55It's a nice break.
00:42:56Oh, no, you don't.
00:42:57The firm didn't buy this.
00:42:59Pity.
00:43:00Where's the pendant?
00:43:02In a safe place.
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04It'll all balance up in the end.
00:43:05Three pennies of rock.
00:43:06Yeah, three pennies of rock are down to Sinclair.
00:43:07You see what I mean?
00:43:08Yes, I'm not so sure, though.
00:43:09What with our young penn's accumulator on Eddie Diamond would input it.
00:43:12Even if he wins, which is absolutely impossible.
00:43:14He wouldn't know where to collect his money.
00:43:16And what about our office?
00:43:18We'd have moved by then.
00:43:19Well, Sveig.
00:43:20Miss Davios.
00:43:21Removed to a new address.
00:43:23Poor Norman.
00:43:24His pathetic little pound is about as safe as my pendant.
00:43:27Oh, forget him.
00:43:28We're not likely to see his eager little face again.
00:43:34Your pardon, please.
00:44:38Thank you very much.
00:44:53Not far off Hindustani, my dear.
00:45:08Why, of course.
00:45:10Where?
00:45:12I'm sorry, I don't understand a word.
00:45:28Allow me, sir.
00:45:30Mr. Official, I think he's trying to speak Latvian.
00:45:40Latvian?
00:45:42No, no, no, I think you're all wrong.
00:45:48He's trying to speak Romanian.
00:45:52He's trying to speak Romanian.
00:46:02I believe he's trying to speak Latvian.
00:46:04No, of course not.
00:46:06He is trying to speak Greek.
00:46:08No, no, no, no.
00:46:20Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
00:46:24Good heavens.
00:46:26Oh, here.
00:46:28I heard the result of the two o'clock on the radio,
00:46:30so I had to come in half exciting, innit?
00:46:32We're absolutely hysterical, aren't we, Mr. Evans?
00:46:34You're the man who does all the adding up, isn't you?
00:46:36What's my winning so far?
00:46:38You haven't won a penny yet, old boy.
00:46:40Oh, but I will do if he keeps up like this.
00:46:42You imagine.
00:46:43Well, what do you think it is?
00:46:44Well, I don't know yet.
00:46:45What was the price of popcorn?
00:46:46The recipe was a hundred to eight.
00:46:47That's one.
00:46:48Two and three is five.
00:46:49Four is nine.
00:46:50Exactly one thousand nine hundred and fifty-seven pounds.
00:46:53What?
00:46:54What?
00:46:55What?
00:46:56What?
00:46:57What?
00:46:58What the fuck?
00:46:59Stand on, black boy.
00:47:00Fortunately, Mr. Gray.
00:47:01In the next race, number three carries gray, green sleeves, and a yellow cap.
00:47:06Number thirteen carries blue, white, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
00:47:15What do you think?
00:47:16What do you think?
00:47:17What do you think?
00:47:18What do you think?
00:47:19What do you think?
00:47:20I'm going to start this orders now.
00:47:22This is going to be it.
00:47:24What have you got there?
00:47:25Here, that's the one.
00:47:26That's the one.
00:47:27That's the one flicker.
00:47:28See, that's the one you want to get on.
00:47:34Where are you off to?
00:47:35Me?
00:47:36Run out of cigarettes.
00:47:37I'll take six tomorrow.
00:47:38Oh, I've got a shocking headache.
00:47:42I suppose it's all exciting.
00:47:44I've got a couple of vespers here, then we lost two.
00:47:54Figures is playing up a bit.
00:47:56Sandboy's nice and quiet.
00:47:57Steady. Keep them in line.
00:47:59Come in, jockeys. Come in.
00:48:01Keep them in line. Steady.
00:48:04Keep them in line. Steady.
00:48:06Keep them in line. Steady.
00:48:14Get him on the crutch.
00:48:18Grigacy. Go on Eddie. Get him on the front.
00:48:24Grigacy!
00:48:27He's got boxed in. I can't see him.
00:48:31Where's Grigacy? Where is he?
00:48:34Oh, who's in the league?
00:48:36Grigacy!
00:48:37He's got boxed in. I can't see him.
00:48:39Where is Grigacy?
00:48:41Oh, where is he?
00:48:42Oh, where is he? Oh, who's in the lead?
00:48:44Fricassee, I think.
00:48:46Fricassee! Fricassee!
00:48:48Red Rose! Come on!
00:48:50Red Rose! Come on!
00:48:52Come on!
00:48:58Good!
00:49:00Good!
00:49:08Hang wait!
00:49:12Come on!
00:49:30Oh, Mum, I didn't mean to...
00:49:34Norman, how could you have done it?
00:49:38You naughty boy!
00:49:40The bottle's empty.
00:49:42I've taken the lock.
00:49:44Yes, I emptied the bottle.
00:49:46You emptied the bottle?
00:49:48What bottle?
00:49:50Mr. Wilson. Yes, nurse.
00:49:52This is no ordinary thing. He's swallowed a whole bottle of aspirins.
00:49:54Look! That'll mean the stomach.
00:49:56Exactly. I'll tell your ambulance.
00:49:58It's no ordinary thing.
00:50:04Swallowed them all.
00:50:06Yes, so you'd better warn them.
00:50:08What's that?
00:50:09Aspirins!
00:50:10A whole bottle.
00:50:12He's swallowed a whole bottle.
00:50:14Oh, swallowed a bottle, has he?
00:50:16Right, I'll warn them in casualty.
00:50:20Oh, that bottle.
00:50:22Oh, no, no. Cut it out.
00:50:24Yes, they probably will, son.
00:50:26Casualty!
00:50:28Whole porter here.
00:50:30There's an emergency coming in from the races.
00:50:32A bloke swallowed a bottle.
00:50:34Swallowed a bottle.
00:50:35Swallowed a bottle.
00:50:36Right, I'll warn them in the surgery.
00:50:46Ziggy, sit in the desk.
00:50:50Hey, look at that.
00:50:51It's not right now.
00:50:52Look, I'm supposed to be in the races.
00:50:54People stand away with a lot of money.
00:50:56Don't be so bad like this.
00:50:58Look, I don't want to do this.
00:50:59There's nothing wrong with me.
00:51:01Where are you taking me?
00:51:02Where are you taking me?
00:51:03Now, let me get off of it.
00:51:05Go on.
00:51:06There's nothing wrong with me.
00:51:07A drink of water would have done.
00:51:08Now, pack it up, will you?
00:51:09Hey, where are you going?
00:51:11Where are you taking me?
00:51:12Here.
00:51:15Hey, what's going on?
00:51:17It's a fight, don't look.
00:51:19Huh?
00:51:20Well, give these things off.
00:51:22Get out of me.
00:51:23I have to chance his blood, Count.
00:51:24You chance nothing with me.
00:51:26Look, Sharp, we haven't much time.
00:51:28It's a lot of nonsense.
00:51:29There's nothing wrong with me.
00:51:30I only fainted, that's all.
00:51:32Hurry up.
00:51:33Get his trousers off.
00:51:34I can't.
00:51:35You ain't getting nothing off.
00:51:36I don't know.
00:51:37Otherwise...
00:51:38Operate.
00:51:39Operate?
00:51:40Who do you think you are?
00:51:41You ain't going to operate.
00:51:42No one can.
00:51:43I can't.
00:51:44He must get that bottle out of your tummy.
00:51:45Must be.
00:51:46Get him under.
00:51:47Quick.
00:51:48Like that.
00:51:57Hey, you dirty lot of kidnappers.
00:51:59Get out of it.
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01Get in us.
00:52:02Leave me alone.
00:52:03Get your hands over me.
00:52:05Good heavens, what do you think you're doing?
00:52:10Get him under.
00:52:11Get that man on the table.
00:52:12Now get out of it.
00:52:13Hold him, nurse.
00:52:14Hold him, nurse.
00:52:15The table ready, nurse.
00:52:16He'll soon be under.
00:52:17Good heavens.
00:52:18Get him on the table.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:21Be sensible.
00:52:22It won't take a minute.
00:52:23We're only trying to help you.
00:52:24Be still.
00:52:25Oh, don't make such a fuss.
00:52:26It won't take a minute.
00:52:27Get in now.
00:52:28Oh, Esther.
00:52:29Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
00:52:30Wait.
00:52:31Wait.
00:52:32Wait.
00:52:33Wait.
00:52:34Wait.
00:52:35Wait.
00:52:36Wait.
00:52:37Wait.
00:52:38Wait.
00:52:39Wait.
00:52:40Wait.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42Wait.
00:52:43Wait.
00:52:44Wait.
00:52:45Wait.
00:52:46Wait.
00:52:47Wait.
00:52:48Wait.
00:52:49Wait.
00:52:50Wait.
00:52:51Wait.
00:52:52I'm terribly sorry, sir.
00:52:53It was an accident.
00:52:54I couldn't help it.
00:52:55We must agree.
00:52:56Hurry.
00:52:57Get it off.
00:52:58I told you, it's stuck.
00:52:59Just hurry up.
00:53:00I'm going to get out of it.
00:53:01Get help.
00:53:02I'm going to get into the races.
00:53:03Oh, sir.
00:53:04The trouble you've caused.
00:53:05Oh, it's stuck.
00:53:19Here. You! Are you all right?
00:53:44All right. Don't you worry about me.
00:53:47Here. Did Fricassee win?
00:53:49Are you interested?
00:53:50Of course I am.
00:53:52You take my tip, mate, and have a lie down.
00:53:55Oh, don't you tease me. Did Fricassee win?
00:53:59Yes. Second favourite, Eddie Dahmer done.
00:54:05Here. Do you be drinking chloroform?
00:54:08That's right. How did you get it? How did you...
00:54:17And the two returns. Wins up at nine. Three and sixpence.
00:54:22Up at four. Two and threepence.
00:54:27Oh, gracious. I beg your pardon. Sorry, my dear.
00:54:33Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
00:54:41All right.
00:54:43All right, see you one of these.
00:54:46Aye, aye.
00:54:47All right, see you one of these.
00:54:49Sixpence.
00:54:50Aye, aye.
00:54:53There's a little tic tac in there that's a very good tip for Clarice.
00:54:56Clarice?
00:54:57Yes, gladius.
00:55:05Hello?
00:55:08Hello?
00:55:11Who you got on?
00:55:13I beg your pardon.
00:55:18Yeah, yeah, I got a bet on it, yeah.
00:55:22Oh, well, I was telling him I'll have it in my hand by tonight.
00:55:28I'm going to be rolling in money.
00:55:30Aye, aye, they must be putting a fortune on this horse.
00:55:33He's showing a don.
00:55:35What's on?
00:55:38We're going to win, going to win.
00:55:43He says it's all right.
00:55:45Going to win, there's no doubt in my mind,
00:55:47and then tonight I want you to all have the drink.
00:55:50Oh, gollop the wallop with me.
00:55:52Here, rub that right off.
00:55:53The blower's putting a packet on.
00:55:55It's on the blower.
00:55:56Right, scrub that quick.
00:55:57It's on the blower.
00:56:00Have a gollop with a wallop.
00:56:01Oh, push it in the bank.
00:56:05Excuse me.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:11Is this the 4.38?
00:56:13Good heavens, you've been celebrating a bit, haven't you?
00:56:15Better wait till you've won before you do that, young fellow.
00:56:18Well, I don't drink.
00:56:20I'm as sober as a newborn judge, I am.
00:56:32What won that race?
00:56:33Red Pepper.
00:56:34Red Pepper.
00:56:36What horse was mine?
00:56:37Red Pepper.
00:56:38Eddie Diamond's hat trick for the day.
00:56:39His fifth win in your accumulator.
00:56:41My accumulator?
00:56:42Red Pepper.
00:56:43Oh, that's my horse.
00:56:44Oh, darling, you're the guy.
00:56:45Congratulations.
00:56:46Oh, congratulations.
00:56:47Better go and drink a gallon of black coffee.
00:56:48I can afford it now.
00:56:49Congratulations.
00:56:50Congratulations.
00:56:51Oh, that's a big win.
00:56:52Oh, that's a big win to play.
00:56:57How about see what you've earned?
00:56:58Really?
00:57:07I think we're in the tank.
00:57:17Really?
00:57:18Poor little chef. I think I'd better go and keep an eye on him.
00:57:21Why?
00:57:22Well, somebody's got to.
00:57:23Why?
00:57:31See you in a bun, please, miss.
00:57:34See you in a bun.
00:57:37Sixpence, please.
00:57:53Haven't got any.
00:57:54Oh, what a shame.
00:57:55Oh, no, no, don't take it away.
00:57:57Now, look, I know you sound as dull,
00:57:59but I'm worth over 16,000 pounds.
00:58:01Well, fancy that.
00:58:03Yeah, it's the account, see,
00:58:05so I'll be able to pay you tomorrow.
00:58:07This is my bookmaker's account,
00:58:08and I'll pay you tomorrow, may be.
00:58:10Sorry, dear.
00:58:11I'll be a spoiler just for the sake of sixpence.
00:58:14Look, dear, you go away,
00:58:15find your bookmaker friend,
00:58:16borrow sixpence off him,
00:58:17come back here,
00:58:18and you can have your tea,
00:58:19but not before.
00:58:20Hey, marvellous.
00:58:22You thought the fellow rolling in money
00:58:24would be able to have
00:58:25at least one dirty old stale cake
00:58:27and a chip cup of canteen tea
00:58:29without having to make up.
00:58:30All this fuss, you get it?
00:58:31Have you done?
00:58:33Do you want to borrow a ten bob?
00:58:35Oh, I didn't see you.
00:58:37I'm not surprised.
00:58:39Miss, two teas and two cakes, please.
00:58:43I'd better pay you back out of my winnings.
00:58:47Here.
00:58:48Your firm owes me over 16,000 pounds now.
00:58:50Look.
00:58:51Not unless old Casper wins tomorrow.
00:58:53Well, what chance has he got, then?
00:58:55Not much, I'm afraid, Norman.
00:58:56They're offering a hundred to one against him.
00:58:58Hello, Eddie.
00:58:59Same hearts here as usual.
00:59:00Yeah, no milk, no sugar.
00:59:02Bit of lemon if you got it.
00:59:03Sourer the better.
00:59:04Supposing Eddie Diamond doesn't ride old Casper tomorrow?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08What if he doesn't ride another horse
00:59:10for the rest of the methane?
00:59:12Then we sit down and write you out a cheque for 16,848 pounds.
00:59:16I see.
00:59:17I see.
00:59:18Look, who's here?
00:59:19I see him.
00:59:20I see him.
00:59:22Watching your weight, Mr. Diamond?
00:59:24That's right.
00:59:25Nothing to eat and saccharine in me tea.
00:59:27You must feel hungry.
00:59:29Hungry?
00:59:30I'm starving.
00:59:31Gotta lose a bit of weight before I ride old Casper tomorrow.
00:59:34Good luck for tomorrow.
00:59:35Oh, thank you.
00:59:36Tidy yourself up.
00:59:37Oh.
00:59:40Miss, those cream cakes.
00:59:41I'll have them.
00:59:43What, all of them?
00:59:44Yeah, we'll just start with.
00:59:53Afternoon, Mr. Diamond.
00:59:54Oh, thank you.
00:59:55Oh, thank you.
00:59:56Oh.
00:59:57Smashing cream.
00:59:58Want one?
00:59:59Oh, thanks.
01:00:00Oh, come on, have one.
01:00:01Take your pick.
01:00:02Oh, no, I can't.
01:00:03You'd like to spread these out.
01:00:04Please.
01:00:05Oh, I'd like to spread these out.
01:00:06Please.
01:00:07Oh, oh.
01:00:08Oh.
01:00:09Oh, hmm.
01:00:10Oh, smashing cream.
01:00:17Want one?
01:00:18Oh, thanks.
01:00:20Oh, come on, have one. Take your pick.
01:00:23No, no, I don't.
01:00:26Would you like to respect these, huh?
01:00:28Please.
01:00:33Oh, oh, oh.
01:00:35Of course, these old chocolate-coated there.
01:00:38You sure you won't change your mind and have one come?
01:00:41Yes, quite sure.
01:00:45Here, look, just have a taste, eh? Come on, have a taste.
01:00:51Hey, cut that out, will you?
01:00:53Might as well finish it now, go on.
01:00:58I gave him a hot drink, tucked him up in bed,
01:01:00and this is what I found on his pillow when I got back.
01:01:03Dear Mum, felt better as gone to work Norman.
01:01:06Well?
01:01:08He's nowhere of the sort.
01:01:09I rang the shop when I was out.
01:01:11He hasn't been there at all.
01:01:13He'll go the same way as his father.
01:01:15Oh, I'll give him such a...
01:01:18Don't take on some, Mrs Hackett.
01:01:20Oh, Mrs Hackett!
01:01:22Here, Mum says, should she phone the police?
01:01:25The police? What for?
01:01:26I want to see if there's any news.
01:01:28Phoebe's right.
01:01:29I mean, he might have been knocked down or something.
01:01:31Don't worry about that.
01:01:32They don't charge these days.
01:01:35Charge for what?
01:01:36An ambulance.
01:01:37Not now it's all nationalised.
01:01:39That's right, not if it's an accident.
01:01:41That's when the ambulance is free.
01:01:43Whatever are you talking about, girl?
01:01:45I know what I'd do.
01:01:47What's that, Mrs Crossley?
01:01:49Drag the river.
01:01:50Oh, hardly worth it.
01:01:51They float to the top after three days, I believe.
01:01:54What do?
01:01:55Rodgers. All blown up like balloons, they are.
01:02:04If you lose your base tomorrow, I'm going to lose 16,000 pounds.
01:02:07You've lost it, chum.
01:02:09Hey, what if you don't ride?
01:02:10I'll share my winnings with you.
01:02:11Nothing doing.
01:02:12Look, I'll give you 10,000 pounds.
01:02:14Look, I've got a licence under jockey club rules
01:02:16that's worth more to me than 10,000 pounds.
01:02:19Any chance of the old woman not running her horse?
01:02:20No.
01:02:21I'll give her my phone and offer her some money.
01:02:22She's rolling in it already.
01:02:23Will she be here tomorrow?
01:02:24No, she's not interested in racing.
01:02:26One thing you could do, though.
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Go up and see her.
01:02:29Offer to buy the horse.
01:02:33God, what would I do with the horse?
01:02:34Scratch it.
01:02:35Scratch it?
01:02:36Scrub it.
01:02:37Stop it running.
01:02:38Once it belongs to you, you can do what you like with it.
01:02:39Would you think she'd sell, then?
01:02:40Well, it's worth trying.
01:02:41I've no other rights for tomorrow, so Bob's your uncle.
01:02:43You clean up.
01:02:44Here.
01:02:45Do you know where she lives?
01:02:46Somewhere in Surrey.
01:02:51They're all out.
01:02:52Yeah, but there must be someone in...
01:02:53Oh, shut up.
01:02:54Oh, good evening.
01:02:55Is this me?
01:02:56Mrs Dewey's house, please?
01:02:57That's right, sir.
01:02:58Come in.
01:02:59Come in.
01:03:00Come in.
01:03:04Oh, come in, sir.
01:03:09Oh, good evening.
01:03:10Is this Mrs Dewey's house, please?
01:03:11That's right, sir.
01:03:12Come in.
01:03:13I'm not sure.
01:03:16You're in my house.
01:03:17It's all out.
01:03:19You're in the house.
01:03:21It's all out.
01:03:22Yeah, but there must be someone in...
01:03:23Oh, shut down.
01:03:24Mrs. Dooley's house, please. That's right, sir. Come in.
01:03:29I take it you're the gentleman who telephoned. That's right, miss, yes.
01:03:34In here.
01:03:43You're Mrs. Dooley, aren't you, ma'am? Sure, ma'am.
01:03:46You're the young scallywag who wants to buy one of me horses.
01:03:50Yes, ma'am. Oh, sit down, ma'am.
01:03:52Sit down, sit down.
01:03:56Make yourself at home.
01:03:58It's Josephine's bath night, so I'll carry on if you don't mind.
01:04:02Shake the young gentleman by the hand, Josephine.
01:04:05Yes, be polite. Say good evening to them. Say good evening.
01:04:09Good evening, Josephine.
01:04:13There's a good girl. What do you think of the young man?
01:04:16What do you think of him?
01:04:17No. She's a bold girl.
01:04:23Tell me now. What makes you want to buy old Casper?
01:04:27Oh, yes. Well, now, I can't see the point in racing horses if they never stand a chance of winning, ma'am.
01:04:32Winning? I don't race me horses to win.
01:04:34I like them to have the exercise and the fun.
01:04:39So me trainer races them when they look depressed.
01:04:42Well, then, you wouldn't mind selling old Casper, would you?
01:04:46Tell me now. How can a young man like you afford to buy a race horse?
01:04:50Oh, well, I can't really, but I will if I do have him.
01:04:54Old Casper means such a lot to me.
01:04:57Be after ringing that bell, young man.
01:04:59Have you had anything to eat?
01:05:01Well, not since tea, no.
01:05:03We supper three o'clock in the morning.
01:05:05That's the best time to eat.
01:05:07Yeah?
01:05:08We sleep bidet in this house and watch through the night, in case the children have a need of us.
01:05:13Children?
01:05:15The animals.
01:05:16Oh.
01:05:19That's another one of me, in India.
01:05:22Yes, yes.
01:05:25Oh, look, that's me late husband.
01:05:30Look now.
01:05:32Me late husband.
01:05:34No, not that one. That's a warthog.
01:05:37This side.
01:05:38Oh, yes, yes.
01:05:46Good morning, Cathy.
01:05:51Morning, ma'am.
01:05:55Good news, ma'am. The ostrich has laid an egg.
01:05:58Oh, a clever guess.
01:06:01Morning, Charles.
01:06:03It's daylight already.
01:06:05Of course, it's morning.
01:06:06Morning? What's the time, then?
01:06:07About a quarter past seven.
01:06:09Well, I've been sitting there all night.
01:06:11Look, here's Topsy-Turfy, me whiskered bat.
01:06:12It's today.
01:06:14This afternoon.
01:06:15What's this afternoon?
01:06:17Oh, nothing, Mrs. Dooley.
01:06:18Just bad old Casper.
01:06:20Well, we can talk about him later.
01:06:22Can't I have it now?
01:06:23Perhaps a letter or something on paper saying he's mine.
01:06:26What's the hurry?
01:06:28Sure, tomorrow will be time enough.
01:06:29I'm off to me bed now.
01:06:31Oh, no, no, please, Mrs. Dooley, don't go to bed.
01:06:33At least not till the horse is signed over to me.
01:06:34Of course, you see, after today, it'll be too late, did you see?
01:06:37Too late? What are you talking about?
01:06:38Well, it's my girlfriend.
01:06:41We're engaged.
01:06:43And today's her birthday.
01:06:45So I want to give her the horse as a birthday present.
01:06:48I won't be able to pay her till tomorrow, but I must give it to her today.
01:06:52Your sweetheart's birthday.
01:06:54Yes, we're very much in love.
01:06:56You're in love.
01:07:00Very much in love.
01:07:01My husband and I were your age when first we met.
01:07:02We used to ride in the foothills together.
01:07:04He died before our love had time to blossom.
01:07:05Oh.
01:07:07What were we talking about?
01:07:09Oh, Casper.
01:07:10Oh, yes.
01:07:11For my fiancée.
01:07:12What's her name?
01:07:14Anne.
01:07:16Is she very pretty?
01:07:18Oh, smash him.
01:07:19Smash him.
01:07:20Smash him, eh?
01:07:21I must see her.
01:07:22If I like the look of her, you shall have the horse.
01:07:24Bring her to me now.
01:07:25Today.
01:07:26But, Mrs. Dooley.
01:07:27That's enough.
01:07:28Go and fetch her, sweetheart.
01:07:29Then we'll see about me horse.
01:07:31All right.
01:07:32I'll fetch her.
01:07:34Hello, Anne.
01:07:35Let's see.
01:07:36Hello, Anne.
01:07:37Let's see.
01:07:38What are we talking about?
01:07:39What are we talking about?
01:07:40Oh, Casper.
01:07:41Oh, yes.
01:07:42For my fiancée.
01:07:43What's her name?
01:07:44Anne.
01:07:45Is she very pretty?
01:07:46Oh, smash him.
01:07:47Hello, Anne.
01:07:48Look.
01:07:49I know this is a terrible cheek, but I need your help very badly.
01:07:52I must get the horse.
01:07:54Get the horse?
01:07:55Yes, you know.
01:07:56THE horse.
01:07:57I want to buy it.
01:07:58So I need your help.
01:07:59Normandy, you will.
01:08:00Yes.
01:08:01No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:03I want to buy someone a present.
01:08:05It's a sort of a...
01:08:07Well, a proposal.
01:08:10I can't get the present unless I've got the horse, you see.
01:08:12So I need your help.
01:08:13Can't get the day off.
01:08:14Well, it is my day off.
01:08:16Oh, well, thank goodness for that.
01:08:17Now, listen, Anne.
01:08:18This is what I want you to do.
01:08:20Oh, lovely grab.
01:08:21Why not?
01:08:22Glad you got here.
01:08:23Look, Anne, before we go in, that necklace, I want to buy it for you.
01:08:27You know why, don't you?
01:08:28Are you trying to propose to me, Norman?
01:08:29Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:30Yes.
01:08:31Oh, I suppose.
01:08:32Yes.
01:08:33Oh, I suppose it is a bit sudden.
01:08:34I'll explain later on, eh?
01:08:35Oh, and then, when we get in, do you think perhaps you could look at me?
01:08:36Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:37I'll try.
01:08:38I'll try.
01:08:39Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:40Yes.
01:08:41Oh, I suppose it is a bit sudden.
01:08:42I'll explain later on, eh?
01:08:43Oh, and then, when we get in, do you think perhaps you could look as if you love me?
01:08:44I'll try.
01:08:45Come you in.
01:08:46Mrs. Dooley, this is Anne.
01:08:48Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:50Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:52Oh, well, it's more than I'd dare do, I suppose.
01:08:55Yes.
01:08:56Oh, I suppose it is a bit sudden.
01:08:58I'll explain later on, eh?
01:08:59Oh, and then, when we get in, do you think perhaps you could look as if you love me?
01:09:03I'll try.
01:09:08Come you in.
01:09:10Mrs. Dooley, this is Anne.
01:09:13Oh, charming.
01:09:16Perfectly charming.
01:09:18Come and sit near me, me choice.
01:09:23Now, don't mind Josephine.
01:09:24There's no harm in her at all.
01:09:26Sit down.
01:09:27Kathy!
01:09:28Come and take Josephine to her bed.
01:09:31Off you go.
01:09:32There's a good girl.
01:09:33Go.
01:09:34Go with Kathy.
01:09:35Go with Kathy to your bed.
01:09:36Come.
01:09:37Well, now, so you intend to marry this young man?
01:09:41This man?
01:09:42When?
01:09:43Well, as soon as we...
01:09:44Shhh.
01:09:45When, my dear?
01:09:46Well, as soon as possible.
01:09:47You could do far worse.
01:09:49He and I had a lovely night together.
01:09:52Where are you going to live?
01:09:55Well, we haven't quite decided yet.
01:09:57Have we, Norman?
01:09:58Oh, no.
01:09:59Not exactly, no.
01:10:00But we'll find somewhere.
01:10:01Won't we, sweetheart?
01:10:03Yes, darling.
01:10:04Ah, well, it's all one when you're in love.
01:10:07Eagle or hut.
01:10:08Castle or cottage.
01:10:10I've tried them all.
01:10:11Really?
01:10:12Uh-huh.
01:10:13So you want to give this beautiful girl me horse?
01:10:16Yes, please.
01:10:17Yes, please.
01:10:18All right.
01:10:20Now, this clearly assigns the dear faithful creature over to you.
01:10:25Thank you, Mrs. Dooley.
01:10:26Come on, Anne.
01:10:27Oh, it's no use, Mrs. Dooley.
01:10:30I can't lie.
01:10:31I want old Caspar because of a bet.
01:10:32A bet?
01:10:33See, I want to make enough money to buy Anne a pendant.
01:10:37She's so wonderful.
01:10:38Oh, Norman.
01:10:39And I can't stop the bet now.
01:10:40That's why I must have old Caspar.
01:10:42I've come to a decision.
01:10:43Yes, ma'am.
01:10:44I'm afraid I can't sell old Caspar.
01:10:46I couldn't accept any difference, I suppose.
01:10:48Oh, Mrs. Dooley.
01:10:49Oh, thank you, Mrs. Dooley.
01:10:50Thank you very much.
01:10:51That's all right.
01:10:52Now, you'll bring me back home, Mrs. Dooley.
01:10:54And you've washed her.
01:10:55Oh, Mrs. Dooley, come on.
01:10:56I'll come in.
01:10:57The rest of you have to be right on the table.
01:10:58And you are in love.
01:10:59Yes, Mrs. Dooley.
01:11:01I'll come to me.
01:11:02Oh, no.
01:11:03But I'm adamant.
01:11:04Thank you, Mrs. Dooley.
01:11:05Who's me, dear.
01:11:06No, no.
01:11:07And I can't stop the bet now.
01:11:08That's why I must have old Caspar.
01:11:10I've come to a decision.
01:11:11Yes, ma'am.
01:11:12I'm afraid I can't sell old Caspar.
01:11:14That's all right. Now you'll wish to be off to see his swan song at Goodwood.
01:11:18See what? His last race.
01:11:19Oh, yes, yes. Thank you, Mrs. Dooley. Bye.
01:11:22See you again.
01:11:29They're young. May God bless them.
01:11:34Rackless. Foolish. Mad. Crazy.
01:11:44Adorable.
01:11:50Wait for us.
01:11:53Ah.
01:11:55What's the matter?
01:11:56I haven't got a person. He knows nothing.
01:11:58Leave it to me.
01:12:00Oh, you see, it was rather a day evening.
01:12:02Excuse me. Can you help me?
01:12:04That man over there has been following me and I want to get him arrested.
01:12:07Oh, yes, I know him. It's about time he was put in charge.
01:12:10Well, if I can find a policeman, will you be a witness?
01:12:12A witness to what?
01:12:13But he's been following me.
01:12:15I'd like to, but it's not legally true, is it?
01:12:17I haven't witnessed him following you.
01:12:19That's easy. You can witness him now.
01:12:21What?
01:12:23Watch.
01:12:40Hey, wait a minute. Come back here.
01:12:42There, now.
01:12:43Can you tell me where I can find old Casper's trainer, please?
01:12:48Old Casper?
01:12:50That's Ritchie.
01:12:51Oh, he's over there.
01:12:53Mr. Ritchie!
01:12:54Mr. Ritchie!
01:12:55Are you Mrs. Dooley's trainer?
01:12:56Yes.
01:12:57Oh, well, look, old Casper's mine now, so I'm having him scratched.
01:12:59I beg your pardon.
01:13:00Look, I bought old Casper off Mrs. Dooley.
01:13:02I want him scratched at once so that he won't run.
01:13:04Sorry, old chap, it can't be done.
01:13:05What do you mean?
01:13:06You can't scratch your horse once it's been declared without permission from the stewards.
01:13:09What are you talking about declared?
01:13:10Confirmed as a runner.
01:13:11Look, I tell you old Casper's not running, so you might as well shove him back in his box.
01:13:15Oh, Norman, shouting won't help.
01:13:17Let's go and see the stewards if that's the only way.
01:13:19All right then.
01:13:20Yes, yes, yes, yes, we understand perfectly.
01:13:24You've purchased this horse overnight and, for reasons of your own, you wish to scratch him from the handicap.
01:13:30That's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:13:32But the trainer says that old Casper's perfectly fit to run.
01:13:35The jockey club rules stipulate quite clearly that horses must be scratched three quarters of an hour before the advertised time of the race.
01:13:42And since he's fit, he'll have to go to the post.
01:13:44Well, I won't let him run.
01:13:46I won't.
01:13:47He's my horse.
01:13:48Nobody can make him run if I don't want him to.
01:13:49You can't do a thing.
01:13:50We'll see about that.
01:13:51Come on, Norman.
01:13:54Oh, it's no use.
01:13:55Look, Eddie Darman's riding old Casper in the handicap and I'm going to lose all my money.
01:13:59The lot.
01:14:00Oh, but is Eddie Darman going to ride old Casper?
01:14:01That's the point.
01:14:02What do you mean, is he?
01:14:03Who's going to stop him?
01:14:04You are.
01:14:05He works for you, doesn't he?
01:14:06I'll sack him.
01:14:07That's it.
01:14:08You've got it.
01:14:09Hey, you can't go in there.
01:14:15I'm an hour.
01:14:16You let me go.
01:14:17I want to speak to my jockey.
01:14:18And who might that be?
01:14:19Eddie Darman.
01:14:20Oh, he's not in there.
01:14:21Oh, where is he then?
01:14:22He's sweating off a couple of ounces at the Turkish baths.
01:14:25Mr. Darman!
01:14:26Mr. Darman!
01:14:27Mr. Darman!
01:14:28Mr. Darman!
01:14:29Mr. Darman!
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:31Oh, there you are, you, Mr. Darman.
01:14:32Now, the horse is not running.
01:14:34He's not running and I'm the boss now.
01:14:36The horse is not running because I'm the boss so you can get to go home, Mr. Darman's boss.
01:14:40Bossy.
01:14:41Bossy.
01:14:42Oh, that.
01:14:43Look, I'm in time to tell you the horse is not going to run now.
01:14:45Mr. Darman!
01:14:46But you're wasting your time, Mr. Darman.
01:14:48It's no use you're trying to get your weight off.
01:14:50I don't want you to get more.
01:14:52If you have a week's money and you'll notice and you can't and I'll pay you tomorrow.
01:14:55No.
01:14:56It's no use you trying to get away from me.
01:14:59Where's the sweat box?
01:15:00I don't even know what a sweat box is!
01:15:03Oh, oh, no, no, hang it up!
01:15:05No, no, put me down!
01:15:06Put me down!
01:15:07Oh, no!
01:15:08Oh, no, no, let me out!
01:15:09You all right, Mr. Darman?
01:15:10Come back, will you, please?
01:15:11Oh, oh, oh.
01:15:12You all right, sir?
01:15:13Oh, no, no, no.
01:15:14Let me out, let me out, will you?
01:15:15It's good for you.
01:15:16Oh, no, it's too hot.
01:15:17It's much too hot.
01:15:19Too hot?
01:15:20Soon fix that.
01:15:21Stand by for the cold.
01:15:22Oh, no.
01:15:23Don't put the cold on.
01:15:24Don't!
01:15:25Ah!
01:15:26Oh!
01:15:27Oh!
01:15:28Oh!
01:15:29Oh!
01:15:30Oh!
01:15:31Oh!
01:15:32Oh!
01:15:33Oh!
01:15:34It's freezing!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:36Oh!
01:15:37Oh!
01:15:38Oh!
01:15:39Oh!
01:15:40Oh!
01:15:41Oh!
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:44Oh!
01:15:45Oh!
01:15:46Oh!
01:15:47Oh!
01:15:48Oh!
01:15:49Oh!
01:15:50Oh!
01:15:51Oh!
01:15:52Oh!
01:15:53Oh!
01:15:54Oh!
01:15:55Oh!
01:15:56Oh!
01:15:57Oh, oh!
01:15:58Hello.
01:15:59Oh, oh!
01:16:00Oh!
01:16:01halfway up the course by now in the next race number three carries grey green
01:16:14sleeves and a yellow cap number 13 carries blue white hoax sleeves and a blue and white quartered
01:16:23number three carries eight stone and number 13 carries eight stone two
01:16:32hey stop the race stop the race
01:16:36oh northern
01:16:38stop the race don't start it here here look old casper's not gonna run who are you get off the course
01:17:04will you get off the course
01:17:17what are you doing please come and let me down let me down hey hey what are you doing
01:17:28shut up yourself
01:17:35old casper come back
01:17:37oh norman are you all right what happened to old casper i think he was last
01:17:53oh now i'm broke never mind norman money isn't everything let's go and see old casper he's our
01:18:00horse now
01:18:01where's old casper please over there uh thank you duchess it's just like ascot
01:18:10is this old casper yes him and me been having a nice little walk together did you ride him in
01:18:16the handicap yes if you can call it riding but you're not any diamond you're catching on quick
01:18:21don't you where is he over there
01:18:23there's eddie diamond but that's not our horse
01:18:28but it doesn't matter he's won right what you again you won yeah but not an old casper though
01:18:34yeah but i thought you were right i couldn't make the wait so mr richie put one of the boys on
01:18:38but you won but you won i've won we've won come on let's go and collect it
01:18:44here we are they're not here no the office
01:18:53they've gone they're welshed yes we'll get the police come on
01:19:04this british european airways flight to paris
01:19:11still no reply from mr derriott where on earth is she how should i know oh really keep calm old boy
01:19:17keep calm look you may be surprised to hear that i have never fled the country before
01:19:20fled the we're flying to paris for the weekend to refresh ourselves and consider our financial
01:19:27position i can tell you our position now we're cleaned out broke bust don't keep saying that
01:19:31where on earth can she be no we just have to leave her no we've got five minutes yet
01:19:37there you are all right son i'll have a look let's go with everything oh we're weddings
01:19:41did you want something yes my money please i've been expecting you you in charge here at the
01:19:52moment yes and you owe this gentleman some money um thirty three thousand six hundred and ninety six
01:19:57pound perfectly correct i'll check for thirty two thousand pounds nine hundred and twenty one
01:20:03pounds in cash and i have deducted seven hundred and seventy five pounds for this pawn ticket for the
01:20:10pendant remember
01:20:13excuse me hello miss daviot oh hello mr lumher nice of you to ring drop everything and meet us in paris
01:20:22don't hang about in the office it's only a question of time before the police get there
01:20:25the police they're here already norman's here too and i've drawn the check and settled up with him
01:20:30are you crazy with what funds with the winnings from the pound accumulator i put on eddie diamond
01:20:35for goodwood what well naturally i covered our liability with another firm a reputable one
01:20:41and then i laid off our little friend's accumulator after his fourth win using the pendant for
01:20:46security yeah do you mean you saved our bacon miss davis you're a genius i i love you
01:20:52i i couldn't do without you now are you going to ask me to marry you marry you i do anything you
01:20:57like even that i'll see you in paris at the jean-sac oh bless you miss daviot may i call you betty
01:21:03i may oh thank you miss daviot gilbert we're on my honeymoon
01:21:09norman just like his father
01:21:18so you're back again you've been betting and getting your name in the papers i've bought our
01:21:30holiday bottle back look look and this is my fiancee your fiancee whatever next
01:21:36ah greetings my boy my successful boy hey dad
01:21:46my darling how wrong i've been and how much i've missed you let's forget the past
01:21:55and start all over again shall we
01:21:59hi
01:22:08hi
01:22:13hi
01:22:17hi
01:22:19hi
01:22:20hi
01:22:30hi
01:22:32hi