Poor Sonic.
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00:00Alright, screw you guys.
00:30Oh, hell yeah. Wait. What the fuck is that?
00:41Can't stop now! Woo!
00:45Uh...
00:49Nooooo! Wait. Oh my god, I'm back at the beginning.
01:00Is it deeper than it was?
01:18Can't stop now!
01:21Uh...
01:24I fucked up so bad.
01:30Here we go!
01:38I'm sorry, Sonic. You're gonna have to die, dude.
01:41Let's go!
01:44I need that checkpoint.
01:48Alright.
01:56Wait. Wait. Is that a...
01:58They stay dead.
02:02They stay dead.
02:06Alright.
02:08Wait.
02:22Ho ho ho!
02:24Okay, then.
02:39Oh, I didn't know that could...
02:41Oh my god, I suck at this.
02:54Wait.
03:01Oh, okay.
03:03What the fuck?
03:09Oh, you stupid asshole.
03:16Eventually.
03:17Eventually.
03:19Look at that.
03:24What the hell was a close one?
03:36Checkpoint, checkpoint, checkpoint.
03:43Ah, I don't like this.
03:48No!
03:51Die, Sonic.
03:54Is this...
04:03Wait, I thought this was Pickerball.
04:05Oh.
04:07Ha!
04:18Sorry, Sonic.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20That hurts.
04:26Alright.
04:28Where the fuck am I supposed to go?
04:48Can I go?
04:53Nope.
04:54Fuck.
04:59Let's do this!
05:08Well, shit.
05:09Shit a bunch of bricks, man.
05:11Oh, no.
05:21Oh, no.
05:22Oh, no.
05:25Alright.
05:27Oh, I don't like you, dude.
05:29Is there another way to go?
05:41Yes.
05:43This game does not hold your hand.
05:58I want that.
06:00Just for the fact that I want it.
06:03No!
06:04Fuck that ring!
06:06Fuck that ring!
06:07Oh.
06:08Fuck that ring.
06:10Okay.
06:12Oh.
06:17Fuck that ring.
06:22Huh?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Yeah.
06:23Okay.
06:23Of course.
06:24Okay.
06:24Oh, no.
06:25Okay.
06:25All right.
06:26Oh, no.
06:26Oh, no.
06:27Oh, no.
06:27Oh, no.
06:28You're going to die.
06:29Okay.
06:29Okay.
06:29Oh, no.
06:30Oh, no.
06:31Oh, no.
06:33yeah fuck you ring fuck you
06:48alright where do I go
07:03what I don't even know excellent
07:33uh no you son of a bitch
07:39where the fuck am I
07:44what the fuck
07:48wow
07:58no no no no
08:00oh my god
08:22you fucker
08:40go
08:47go
08:51yeah fuck you
09:11sonic
09:11all right
09:19huh
09:22huh
09:26huh
09:30huh
09:34I don't get this bullshit
09:54are you kidding me it was that fucking easy to hold
10:01I don't trust it
10:04please checkpoint me yes thank you
10:14fuck you
10:15fuck you guys
10:28oh my god
10:30let's keep this going
10:39oh
10:56oh
10:58you kidding me
11:00can I just go this way
11:09feeling good
11:10like what's what's the point of this
11:12wait was that the end ring
11:16what
11:19what did I just see up there
11:21is it just that
11:26where am I
11:28where am I
11:30let's do this
11:40yeah I don't know what's going on
11:46what's going on
11:47oh my god
11:51oh my god
11:52oh my god
11:53oh my god yes
11:58yeah you can lick my butt
12:03oh my god yes
12:07yeah you can lick my butt
12:11yeah you can lick my butt
12:23the ancient ruins are inside this tree
12:25hmm that reminds me of something
12:28hmm
12:33huh
12:36what's happening
12:38Water is rushing in from everywhere
12:41No time to stand still
12:45Time to run
12:47Oh you son of a bitch
12:49Tails get over here
12:53The tree's flooding
12:54I'm coming Sonic
12:56Yes
12:58Go
12:59Here we go
13:04Wow this is actually really cool
13:07Sonic speed
13:09Can't stop now
13:21No
13:25Let's go
13:30Let's keep this going
13:33Oh you stupid rat
13:35Alright
13:42Damn it
13:49Couldn't make it
13:51Let's go
14:01Oh shit
14:06Wait
14:07Oh you son of a bitch
14:10Oh wait
14:14R.I.P Sonic
14:17R.I.P
14:18Let's keep this going
14:29Feeling good
14:35Oh
14:37Oh no
14:41Crushed under the water
14:44Sonic
14:47Sonic
14:47Speed
14:47Here we go
14:55Did I win
15:13Hell yeah
15:20I
15:34I
15:35Oh
15:37Oh
15:40Oh
15:41Oh, Shadow.
16:11Did we just lose it?
16:26I really hope we didn't.
16:31Tails?
16:41What the fuck, Tails?
16:46The simulation has started.
17:06Oh, hell yeah!
17:14Oh my god, Shadow's the man.