Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:46Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Sam.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:25Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Hey.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52Huh.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:59Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:02Woo!
00:05:03Woo!
00:05:04Woo!
00:05:05Woo!
00:05:06Woo!
00:05:07Woo!
00:05:08Woo!
00:05:09Woo!
00:05:10Woo!
00:05:11Woo!
00:05:12Woo!
00:05:13Woo!
00:05:14Woo!
00:05:15Woo!
00:05:16Woo!
00:05:17Woo!
00:05:18Woo!
00:05:19Woo!
00:05:20Woo!
00:05:21Woo!
00:05:22Woo!
00:05:23Woo!
00:05:24Woo!
00:05:26Woo!
00:05:27Woo!
00:05:29Woo!
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00:05:31Woo!
00:05:32Woo!
00:05:33Woo!
00:05:34Woo!
00:05:35Woo!
00:05:37Woo!
00:05:38Woo!
00:05:42I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52Have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:17Thanks!
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:20Then take a break.
00:06:21Float on a Universe.
00:06:22This is an
00:06:46Oh, my God.
00:07:16Let's do that again.
00:07:46Oh, my God.
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:44You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06I'm sorry.
00:09:07I'm sorry.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:09I'm sorry.
00:09:10I'm sorry.
00:09:10I'm sorry.
00:09:11I'm sorry.
00:09:12I'm sorry.
00:09:13And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:41Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:07And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen.
00:10:15I gotta run, but...
00:10:17Talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Article one.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article two.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article three.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article four.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article five.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:25It gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally...
00:11:35Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Friends first.
00:11:51Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:12:20No, I think the
00:12:49wife did it, and I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one?
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:53Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:02So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's...
00:16:03We're...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child, my parents have been in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:38Um, I...
00:16:39Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:17Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:46Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:16Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50God.
00:18:50God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:26Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not a thing.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35Ha.
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00:19:56Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:18You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:22True love does not exist.
00:20:25He is your friend.
00:20:26Don't blow it.
00:20:27Friendship first.
00:20:28Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30True love does not exist.
00:20:31You will only get hurt.
00:20:32He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:34Friendship first.
00:20:35Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:36You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:38You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend.
00:20:44Don't blow it.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:46Friendship first.
00:20:47They am Lamont.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:49They am Lamont.
00:20:51They am Lamont.
00:20:52They am Lamont.
00:20:53Th discourse.
00:20:54Take out a process where the other cop is.
00:21:20Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry.
00:21:26Uh, my bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here. Let me.
00:21:38Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher. Eric.
00:21:50Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:56Here.
00:22:01Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:03I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:15Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:20Both?
00:22:22Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what? Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:36No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:49Another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:03Maybe we need to end this... arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:24Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flavors for Mrs. Leen Lambert?
00:23:39That's me. Oh my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:46What are you doing here?
00:23:54I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:57Mr. Merrick?
00:24:00Yes.
00:24:02They're nice.
00:24:07Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:14I was out of line.
00:24:17No, no, I was out of line.
00:24:23I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:42Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:49Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:54Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:04I think he could be the one.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:10You've only just started dating.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Uh, yeah.
00:25:36That's us.
00:25:38You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:43He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:51No.
00:25:52I don't know.
00:25:53I just want him to be happy.
00:25:54By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:55It's so unique.
00:25:56What color is it?
00:25:57Paris pink.
00:25:58I love it.
00:25:59Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:00Toodles.
00:26:01Why are you so down?
00:26:02What's wrong?
00:26:03Nothing.
00:26:04Famous last words.
00:26:05Is it attic?
00:26:06Of course not.
00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:08I don't know.
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:10I don't know.
00:26:11What color is it?
00:26:12Paris pink.
00:26:13I love it.
00:26:14Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:15Toodles.
00:26:16Why are you so down?
00:26:18What's wrong?
00:26:19Nothing.
00:26:20Famous last words.
00:26:22Is it attic?
00:26:24Of course not.
00:26:29How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:32She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:40Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47This is your lifeline.
00:26:50It's long.
00:26:52So you have a nice long life.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:59Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:11So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:15But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45sold.
00:27:46Yes,bro.
00:27:47You are awesome.
00:27:48sì cheioi.
00:27:49Come on maybe the!!!!
00:27:50No, no.
00:27:51Why are youONE!
00:27:52So you've got a favorite
00:28:12It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:42Do you have a key?
00:28:49Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:28I brought dough.
00:29:41Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Oh, fuck.
00:29:51What have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth!
00:29:57It's not what it looks like!
00:30:00Hey!
00:30:01What are you doing?
00:30:02I'm leaving.
00:30:03I'm getting dressed.
00:30:04I'm going.
00:30:05I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:07You didn't do anything.
00:30:08It was me.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:19I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:40Friends first?
00:30:45Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:10I need to talk to you.
00:31:17I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I wouldn't speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not.
00:31:40Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:20Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:21Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:25Friends forever, remember?
00:32:27forever remember Eric hi I'm sorry if it's been a while I know I've been out
00:32:40of touch but I would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:47Asher Asher it's me I haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on
00:32:59are you with Leanne call me
00:33:01okay Leanne I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:17but I'll leave you alone now if you ever want to be friends again you know where to
00:33:23find me
00:33:26it's Eric leave a message
00:33:46hey Eric
00:33:49I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later
00:33:56Asher Asher where are you why won't you call me back I know you're with her you lied to
00:34:03me okay miss you call me bye
00:34:08Beth I got your 35 messages
00:34:16listen I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you but
00:34:22maybe we need to slow things down a bit I'll call you when I can
00:34:29hey hey hey babe slow down
00:34:56to love
00:35:03wait
00:35:07love sucks
00:35:09okay I think we've had enough
00:35:15how about we had back to my face
00:35:22fabulous
00:35:26easy
00:35:36a lot of good you did me
00:35:57the
00:36:04you
00:36:22I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:19Good night.
00:37:24Good night.
00:37:26Good night.
00:37:32Good night.
00:38:36What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:49How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09It's all embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:31Come here.
00:39:32Come here.
00:39:33Come here.
00:39:34Come here.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:39Come here.
00:39:39Come here.
00:39:40Come here.
00:39:40Come here.
00:39:41Come here.
00:39:41Come here.
00:39:42Come here.
00:39:42Come here.
00:39:43Come here.
00:39:43Come here.
00:39:44Come here.
00:39:44Come here.
00:39:45Come here.
00:39:45Come here.
00:39:46Come here.
00:39:46Come here.
00:39:47Come here.
00:39:47Come here.
00:39:48Come here.
00:39:49Come here.
00:39:49Come here.
00:39:50Come here.
00:39:50Come here.
00:39:51Come here.
00:39:51Come here.
00:39:52Come here.
00:39:52Come here.
00:39:53Come here.
00:39:53Come here.
00:39:54Come here.
00:39:54Come here.
00:40:25Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Shit!
00:41:32Shit!
00:41:36Shit!
00:41:36I don't know.
00:43:06How about you?
00:43:08When do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Leigh-Anne.
00:44:03I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:23Okay then.
00:44:44I will, I will, I will!
00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:38They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:43Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:56Oh my god.
00:45:57Oh my god.
00:45:58Hello?
00:45:59Hello?
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:01Hello?
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:03Hello?
00:46:04Hello?
00:46:05Hello?
00:46:06Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:07You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:08I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on.
00:46:09I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on.
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:11Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:12Oh my god.
00:46:13I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:15Sure.
00:46:16Thanks.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:18Hello!
00:46:27Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:35He's awesome.
00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:48Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:20Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industry Secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's the source?
00:47:46Oh, my God.
00:47:49Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true.
00:47:56This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:24Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:07Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:22Don't tell me about the news.
00:49:35Don't look at me.
00:49:36We are dead to me.
00:52:07Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:24It was...
00:52:25Heliotrope purple.
00:52:32It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:47Oh my God.
00:52:49I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:21Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:54:04I'm on.
00:54:06I've been leaving.
00:54:06I'm on.
00:54:15I'll be there.
00:54:16I'm on.
00:54:16I'm on.
00:54:17I'm on.
00:54:19I'm on.
00:54:20I'm on.
00:54:23Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth, you set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right. And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher?
00:55:29Or...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job. Just...
00:55:43Please...
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53But you've gotta go.
00:55:54I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:56But you've gotta go.
00:56:00I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02But you've gotta go.
00:56:04No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:21I don't...
00:56:23No!
00:56:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:54No, no, no, no.
00:57:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:02Oh, and by the way.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way.
00:58:12Oh, and by the way.
00:58:13Oh, and by the way.
00:58:14Oh, and by the way.
00:58:15Oh, and by the way.
00:58:17Oh, and by the way.
00:58:18Oh, and by the way.
00:58:19Oh, and by the way.
00:58:20Oh, and by the way.
00:58:21Oh, and by the way.
00:58:22Oh, and by the way.
00:58:23Oh, and by the way.
00:58:24Oh, and by the way.
00:58:25Oh, and by the way.
00:58:26Oh, and by the way.
00:58:27Oh, and by the way.
00:58:29I don't know.
00:58:59I don't know.
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:29What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:49Security on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night.
01:01:04Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't!
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53Ask for it, don't let me hear laughing if you're going to climb!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:58Oh!
01:01:58Hey.
01:01:59You okay?
01:02:01Yeah.
01:02:01I think so.
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:03Okay.
01:02:04Good.
01:02:05Good.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:09You okay?
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:11I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Good.
01:02:14Good.
01:02:15Good.
01:02:16Someone grab a chair.
01:02:17Good.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Good.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Good.
01:02:23Good.
01:02:24Good.
01:02:25Good.
01:02:26Good.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:42I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:48I'm more sorry.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59I'm sure I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Lee.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:16But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:19I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything,
01:03:45but sometimes it makes everything better.