This is a parody I wrote to Carrie Underwoods' song "Before He Cheats".
I claim "Fair Use" to parody this song.
I claim "Fair Use" to parody this song.
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00:00Oh girl, you are so busted, you are no better than the mess of a man's truck.
00:19Right now, she's walking up to my truck, looking around like she's trying to be sneaky.
00:26Right now, she's busting out my headlights, slashing my tires, causing all kind of hell.
00:32Right now, she's smashing in my window, breaking in my truck, and yet I'm laughing, cause she
00:41don't know.
00:42The video camera recording the scene, it's high def color, it's the funniest thing, calling
00:51her name into my lip-sync.
00:57From the back to the headlights, to the slashing of walls, all my high performance cars, she's
01:02going to pull for a call, maybe next time she'll think before she freaks.
01:14Right now, the cops are knocking on her door, they say they have a warrant for her to be
01:19arrested.
01:21Right now, she's trying to run away, they slam her butt to the ground, facing the pavement.
01:27Right now, she's acting like an idiot, resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.
01:35But now she knows.
01:39The video camera recording the scene, it's high def color, it's the funniest thing, calling
01:46her name into my lip-sync.
01:52From the back to the headlights, to the slashing of walls, all my high performance cars, she's
01:57going to pull for a call, maybe next time she'll think before she freaks.
02:06I've got to save a little trouble for the next time, cause the next time that she freaks,
02:15oh, you know it won't be for free.
02:23No, not for free.
02:31She's been sentenced to ten days in jail, six months probation, paid her lawyer in bail.
02:38Suffered through an anger management plan.
02:44But that ain't all, she's got to fix my truck, cause you don't mess with a man's pickup.
02:51Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks.
02:57Oh, maybe next time she'll think before she freaks.
03:09I want to hold you in my hand.
03:12You can stop calling her a bleach-blonde tramp.
03:15Hey, the carpet smashes the drapes.