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00:00Shōchiku!
00:01The question is, as of March 2025, who is the most popular comedian in Shōchiku?
00:09Wait a minute, this is...
00:12Alita-san, please answer.
00:14Hamaguchi-san from Yoiko?
00:16That is correct!
00:18It's not Yō!
00:20It's not Yō!
00:22And with that, the Shōchiku Quiz has begun.
00:24If you get it wrong, you get a special punishment!
00:28Shōchiku, Shōchiku!
00:30Shōchiku, Shōchiku!
00:32The announcer said Shōchiku with the correct pronunciation.
00:38The Shōchiku Quiz Series.
00:40This time, the Shōchiku Quiz Tournament will be held.
00:44Recently, Shōchiku Entertainment has been talking about something.
00:48They aim to get 50 questions right in a row.
00:52If you get even one question wrong, everyone will be expelled from Shōchiku.
00:57I hate people with black eyes.
00:59Wait a minute, what is this?
01:01No, no, no, no!
01:06Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
01:08I will never go to Hikorohi while crying.
01:11You're not the manager!
01:14The darkness of the terrifying Shōchiku comedian is clearly...
01:19The all-round power of Shōchiku...
01:23The Queen Number.
01:26Okada-san is the longest.
01:29How many years has it been, Okada-san?
01:31It's been 32 years and 3 years.
01:33He's the leader now.
01:35He's the leader of Shōchiku.
01:37There was a Shōchiku Quiz Tournament hosted by Okada-san, right?
01:41Recently, Shōchiku has been doing a lot of things.
01:43It's not the same Shōchiku as before, but we're trying to get young people involved.
01:47So we started the Shōchiku Quiz Tournament this year.
01:51The hosts invited us.
01:53I don't know if it's because Okada-san is the host, but no one posted anything on social media.
02:01Only the prince of Shū, Koji Magic, was serious about it.
02:04Koji Magic didn't get any air.
02:08Anita-san, are you familiar with the Shōchiku Quiz?
02:11I'm not from the same agency, but I'm in the same agency as Hikorohi.
02:19I'm sorry, but if you get it wrong, you'll be kicked out.
02:22I don't want that.
02:24Why?
02:26It's not the time to worry about other people's agencies.
02:29I'm sorry, but I'm telling you this because I think everyone is watching TV.
02:34I'm telling you.
02:37The members are the leader, Okada, and the Shōchiku members you see.
02:42If you get it wrong, you'll be kicked out, but if you get 50 questions right in a row,
02:47you'll get a 30% discount on your future job.
02:53Anita-san got it right.
02:57Let's start with Hikorohi-san.
03:00Shōchiku Quiz.
03:02Question.
03:04When you move to a TV station in Tokyo, who uses Kodama instead of Nozomi?
03:10I know this one.
03:12Kenji Moriwaki-san.
03:14Correct!
03:16Kenji, why do you use Kodama?
03:18Moriwaki-san wants to prepare himself.
03:21It takes 2 hours to get from Osaka to Tokyo.
03:25He's not ready yet, so he uses Kodama.
03:30It takes a long time.
03:32If everyone gets it wrong, Moriwaki-san won't be the leader.
03:36If he becomes the leader, everyone will get it wrong.
03:39That's right.
03:41Next question.
03:43Shōchiku Quiz.
03:45Look at this.
03:47Happy, happy, happy, happy!
03:50Happy trampoline.
03:52Happy trampoline.
03:54Who is this Shōchiku comedian?
03:57Happy-chan!
04:00Correct!
04:02Happy-chan?
04:04Happy-chan.
04:06Next question.
04:09Shōchiku Quiz.
04:11Question.
04:13Answer 3 Shōchiku comedians you don't like.
04:17In Shōchiku?
04:19In total.
04:21This is a lucky question.
04:24It's free.
04:26Don't get it wrong.
04:28What do you mean, don't get it wrong?
04:30I have to answer, right?
04:32If you get it wrong, you'll be counted as wrong.
04:35As it is.
04:37Kenji Moriwaki.
04:41Leader.
04:44Newcomer comedian.
04:46The correct answer is...
04:48Wait a minute.
04:50Wait a minute, brothers.
04:52What is this?
04:53It's Daijiman Brothers.
04:55Who is the least funny?
04:58If you get it wrong, everyone will get it wrong.
05:01Wait, what is this?
05:03Leader.
05:05He's not the leader.
05:07He's not.
05:09He's not.
05:11He's not.
05:13My parents don't like Fujimoto-san.
05:15He's not.
05:16You're lying.
05:18They say that a lot.
05:20I see.
05:21What is this?
05:22It's JP.
05:25Wait a minute.
05:27He's not.
05:29He's not.
05:32That's weird.
05:35He's not.
05:37Wait a minute, why?
05:39It's not that you got the question wrong.
05:42What was that?
05:43Wasn't that in the conversation with Kikuchi-san?
05:45The moment he was talking to Kikuchi-san.
05:47It was a private conversation.
05:50It was a true story.
05:52I'm getting sad.
05:54The engine is starting.
05:56Shut up.
05:58It's impossible.
06:00It's impossible.
06:01Take a break.
06:03It's impossible.
06:04The break is over.
06:06You got it wrong.
06:08No, no, no.
06:09I really don't like him.
06:12That's all I have to say.
06:14Let him say it.
06:16It's not the end.
06:17Let him say it.
06:18Let's announce the three people you really don't like.
06:21If you say that, I'll let you go.
06:23I'll let you go.
06:24There are people who haven't said it yet.
06:26The real ones.
06:27The real ones, go.
06:28The real ones.
06:30The real three people.
06:32Not one person, but three people.
06:34First of all...
06:36The boss.
06:38This is a lie.
06:40This is a lie.
06:42This is a lie.
06:44It's a template.
06:46It's in the template.
06:48This is where the options come in.
06:50The boss is in.
06:52The other one is...
06:54I'm scared.
06:55He's still behind you.
06:57He hasn't said anything yet.
06:59He hasn't said anything yet.
07:01Let's go.
07:05I'm scared.
07:07I'm scared.
07:09There's a new person.
07:11Again?
07:13Why?
07:15Why?
07:17Isn't it the same agency?
07:19It's not.
07:21It's JP.
07:23You don't like JP?
07:25It's JP.
07:26The boss is JP?
07:28The boss is JP.
07:30One more person.
07:31It's for the juniors.
07:33One more person.
07:35Inoki at that time.
07:37Why?
07:39Why?
07:41Why?
07:43Why?
07:45Why?
07:47He makes a lot of money.
07:49I don't know.
07:51I don't know.
07:53Even if this job doesn't work,
07:55I feel like I can afford it.
07:57I feel like I can afford it.
07:59I don't like it.
08:02You don't have to be so funny when you're talking bad about people.
08:05Why?
08:07You don't have to be so funny.
08:09I don't like people.
08:11I don't like Shochiku.
08:13What do you mean?
08:15I'll pass.
08:17Thank you, Kuro-chan.
08:19Thank you, Kuro-chan.
08:21This is only the fourth question.
08:23This is amazing.
08:25It's 50.
08:27Let's go, Shinomiya.
08:29Shochiku.
08:31This is a question.
08:33There are two teams in Shochiku.
08:35There are two teams in Shochiku.
08:37There are two teams in Shochiku.
08:39Who is the other team?
08:41Who is the other team?
08:45America's Alligator.
08:47That's right.
08:49That's right.
08:51There are only two teams.
08:53There are only two teams.
08:55That's right.
08:57You don't have enough talent.
08:59I don't have enough talent.
09:01I don't have enough ability.
09:03It's not talent.
09:05You only went to NASCAR.
09:07He was in the final.
09:09I was in the final.
09:11You were in NASCAR.
09:13How far did you go to Shinomiya?
09:15How far did you go to Shinomiya?
09:17I went to the final.
09:19I was nervous.
09:21You were nervous in the final.
09:23I was nervous in the final.
09:25So you didn't get to play in the R1?
09:27I got to play in the R1 semi-final.
09:29Did you think you could make it to the final?
09:31Not at all.
09:33Why?
09:34I was nervous.
09:36You should get used to it.
09:38I was so nervous.
09:40Let's move on to Morimoto.
09:42Quiz, Shochiku.
09:44Question.
09:45Who was the one who received the bottle thrown by the former Shochiku comedian Kei?
09:51What kind of question is that?
09:53Morimoto-san, please answer.
09:55Excuse me.
09:56It's Shinobi-san.
09:59That's correct.
10:02Ueno-kun, we can't air this episode.
10:05Let's move on to the next question.
10:07We have to check if it's true.
10:09Even for us.
10:11Why were you there?
10:12There were a lot of people at the venue.
10:15But only me and Kinosa-san were at the dressing room.
10:17Why is it something that everyone in Japan knows?
10:21Because only the two of you were there.
10:25I was a good friend.
10:28Shinobi-san!
10:30It's your fault.
10:32It's not your fault.
10:34Let's move on to the next question.
10:36Quiz, Shochiku.
10:38Please look at this.
10:40Left.
10:42Left.
10:44Italy.
10:46Pretending to be.
10:48Italy.
10:50Excellent.
10:52What is this?
10:55What does that mean?
10:57From Italy to Nitori.
10:59That's the flow.
11:01The face?
11:03Yes, just like that.
11:05Military.
11:07That's correct.
11:11If Nakanishi-san is correct, it's a win.
11:15I know a lot.
11:17Let's move on to the next question.
11:20When TKO won 10 million yen at S-1,
11:25Kimoto took his juniors on a trip to Okinawa.
11:29But the entertainer who didn't come was...
11:33He was invited.
11:35This question was asked by M-san, an entertainer from Shochiku.
11:40An entertainer who didn't come.
11:43Natsunaka.
11:45That's correct.
11:47That's right.
11:49Both of you were invited?
11:51I was invited to a trip.
11:55Why didn't you go?
11:57I was going to date Kimoto at a proper distance.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:03He got 8 questions right.
12:06There are 42 questions left.
12:08Let's move on to the next question.
12:10Quiz, Shochiku.
12:12Please look at this.
12:14Which of the following is the correct answer?
12:19I know the answer.
12:21I've seen the stage.
12:24It's the position of the partner.
12:26That's right.
12:27That's the only answer.
12:29Let's go.
12:31Which of the following is the correct answer?
12:35It's a strong impression.
12:37It's a strong impression.
12:45Congratulations.
12:50Next is Hikorohi.
12:52Let's move on to the next question.
12:54Quiz, Shochiku.
12:56Hikorohi said that Yasutadai Circus and Onigoe Tomahawk were not on good terms on YouTube.
13:04The boss called Hikorohi and invited him to dinner.
13:09What did Hikorohi do?
13:13This question is also from Mr. M.
13:17What did Hikorohi do?
13:19This is a personal question.
13:21I know the answer.
13:23Please give me the correct answer.
13:26Hikorohi, let's go.
13:28Go ahead.
13:30Hikorohi refused to be a manager.
13:33That's the correct answer.
13:35Why?
13:37Hikorohi cried and said,
13:39I will never be a manager.
13:41Why did Hikorohi cry?
13:49Hikorohi refused to be a manager.
13:53I don't know the answer.
13:55Why?
13:57Hikorohi, please give me the correct answer.
13:59Mr. Minamikawa, I really don't know the answer.
14:02Mr. M.
14:03I don't know the answer.
14:05He said he had to do something at work.
14:07Mr. Kurokawa always said he was a manager.
14:13I said it lightly.
14:15Mr. Kurokawa said it was okay.
14:17After the shooting, I contacted Mr. Zen.
14:21He said it was okay.
14:23I thanked him for giving me the name.
14:26Mr. Kurokawa was a little strange.
14:32Mr. Kurokawa called me two hours before the shooting.
14:43Mr. Kurokawa told me a lot of things.
14:46Mr. Kurokawa told me to eat.
14:49Hikorohi cried and said,
14:51I will never be a manager.
14:53That's not the correct answer.
14:55Where is the correct answer?
14:59It was difficult.
15:01It was difficult.
15:03It was difficult.
15:05It was difficult.
15:07Is it a manager?
15:09I use honorifics, so I'm a manager.
15:12Then, please give me the correct answer.
15:18Next, Mr. Okada.
15:20Quiz.
15:22Please look at this.
15:25I got it.
15:27He is an inventor.
15:31Next, please look at this.
15:33This is very easy.
15:38This is very easy.
15:40This is very easy.
15:46This is very easy.
15:48Quiz.
15:50What is this kanji?
15:52This is a insect.
16:05This is a bug.
16:11This is very easy.
16:13This is very easy.
16:155 seconds left.
16:19This is a crab.
16:21Correct!
16:23We did it!
16:25We did it!
16:27We did it!
16:29Shinomiya-san has a lot of ideas.
16:31He has a lot of ideas.
16:33He has a lot of ideas.
16:35That book sold, right?
16:37That book sold, right?
16:39But the second one didn't sell at all.
16:41The second one didn't sell at all.
16:43So you didn't want to release the third one?
16:45No, I said, let's do it again.
16:47I said, let's do it again.
16:49How was it?
16:51It didn't sell at all.
16:53I was nervous.
16:55I was nervous.
16:57Next, Kuro-chan.
16:59Next, Kuro-chan.
17:01Question.
17:03When Kuro-chan was in the swimming pool with her junior,
17:05When Kuro-chan was in the swimming pool with her junior,
17:07what did the young woman do every time she approached her?
17:09what did the young woman do every time she approached her?
17:11What's that?
17:13Please answer.
17:15Can I answer this?
17:17Please answer this.
17:19Can I answer this?
17:21Go go.
17:23At the young woman's,
17:25At the young woman's,
17:27That's correct!
17:29No way.
17:31What's wrong?
17:33At the young woman's,
17:35At the young woman's,
17:37That's correct!
17:39That's correct!
17:41At the young woman's,
17:43At the young woman's,
17:45Drink a lot of water!
17:48That's correct!
17:50What are you doing?
17:52That's not how you do it!
17:55You're like a pervert who needs to drink a lot of water!
17:58That's not how you do it!
18:00Are you serious?
18:01Drink a lot of water.
18:02I drink a lot of water.
18:03Let's say there's a pool.
18:05A young woman is here.
18:07Kuro-chan is around here.
18:09What do you do?
18:11I swim like this.
18:13When I get close to a young woman,
18:16I go like this.
18:19Are you serious?
18:21Does she notice?
18:23I don't think she notices.
18:24She doesn't notice?
18:26Is there a merit to that?
18:28When I go to the pool,
18:30I always drink water.
18:32If I'm going to drink,
18:34I want to drink water from a young woman.
18:37That's why I drink a lot of water.
18:41You don't drink it on purpose.
18:43You just drink it.
18:45It's an accident.
18:47You don't want to drink water from an old man, do you?
18:50Why do you drink a lot of water?
18:53Why do you drink a lot of water?
18:55But if I drink a lot of water,
18:57I'll be in good health.
19:00You'll be in good health.
19:02You'll be on TV.
19:04Don't say it like a health law.
19:06I can't go to the women's pool anymore.
19:09There's no harm to you.
19:11It's just a little less water in front of you.
19:14It's more harmful than death.
19:16Either way, I'll drink it.
19:18If I go to the pool,
19:20I should drink water from a young woman.
19:22I know this is unforgivable,
19:24but die.
19:25Why?
19:27Thank you very much.
19:29Thank you for your answer.
19:31Thank you very much.
19:33Thank you very much.
19:35Next, Shinomiya.
19:38Question.
19:39What did Takamatsu say
19:42when he was shooting the last YouTube video
19:45after the disbandment of Ojin Osborne?
19:48Is there such a thing?
19:50It's already disbanded.
19:52Let's leave it alone.
19:54What did Takamatsu say after the disbandment of Ojin Osborne?
19:57Let's have fun again in three years.
20:01That's right.
20:03Three years later.
20:05What did Takamatsu say?
20:07Takamatsu said he would announce
20:09whether to disband or not.
20:11He said he would disband.
20:13He had been doing it for 23 years,
20:15so there was a lot of enthusiasm.
20:17But then he went in a strange direction.
20:20But I don't want to quit manzai.
20:22Let's do manzai again in three years.
20:24He said that.
20:26There were some employees who were crying.
20:28They all said,
20:30Let's go to Ikari.
20:32Ikari was the last one.
20:36I wanted to cry.
20:38Ikari was the last one.
20:40Let's move on to Morimoto.
20:42Quiz, Shochiku.
20:44Question.
20:45Who has been participating in the M-1 Grand Prix
20:48that is no longer eligible to participate
20:51by forming immediate units
20:54such as Tsukini Wakusei, Matsumine, Rockies, Mikazuki Gahama?
20:59It's easy.
21:01It's Mikazuki Manhattan.
21:03Correct.
21:05Mikazuki Manhattan.
21:07It's a refreshing question.
21:09Yes, it is.
21:11Next, Nasu.
21:13Quiz, Shochiku.
21:15Question.
21:16When Nasu Nakanishi became a high school student
21:19and thought he might not be able to do manzai,
21:23what did his wife say?
21:26I see.
21:28What did his wife say?
21:30She said,
21:32I'm sorry.
21:34She said that?
21:36That's a good one.
21:38That's a good one.
21:40That's a good one.
21:42Nasu's wife is good.
21:44Nasu's wife.
21:46When Nasu collapsed,
21:48I rushed to the hospital that day.
21:50I asked how he was doing.
21:52She said,
21:54Nasu might not be able to recover.
21:57I asked,
21:58Nasu, can you do manzai?
22:00She said, I'm sorry.
22:02Nasu's wife said,
22:03Oh no!
22:05He's fine, isn't he?
22:07He's cheerful.
22:09He's a cheerful husband.
22:11His teacher said,
22:13What?
22:15Next, Nakanishi.
22:17Quiz, Shochiku.
22:19Question.
22:20Every year, young people are called to clean the house.
22:24There is a jinx that young people who clean the house will be famous.
22:28Where is it?
22:30It's Amadoi, isn't it?
22:32That's right.
22:34That's right.
22:36That's famous.
22:38Everyone goes to clean the house.
22:40If you clean the house, you'll be famous.
22:42That's what everyone does.
22:44That jinx has spread.
22:46Next year, Moriaki will be famous.
22:48You'll be famous, Nasu.
22:50You'll be famous.
22:52Next time.
22:54Will the rating go down?
22:56It's already gone down.
22:58The second half of the quiz.
23:04That's right.
23:06There are still more funny episodes.
23:08I'm serious, but he's a big NG.
23:10Wait, why?
23:12Seriously.
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