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00:00Now that the Bungers are down to number 2 and 3,
00:03we would like to remind you that if you go down after one more flex,
00:09we will declare you as a mismatch with Kylie
00:12and you will not continue with the matchmaking.
00:16Yes.
00:17It's also nice to hear that, Kylie,
00:20that they don't want to bargain.
00:22So now you know why we had a problem with this.
00:27Because I want to go out with my friends, right?
00:31Yes, sir.
00:32You know that I don't do anything bad to you, right?
00:34Yes, sir.
00:35Because there are guys that even if you don't do anything bad to them,
00:38they're like, no, I don't want to go out with you.
00:41Controlling.
00:42Do you adjust when that happens?
00:43Yes, sir.
00:44I adjust when a guy doesn't want to go out with me.
00:48Oh, really?
00:49What if your best friend, Sharla, goes out with you?
00:51Yes.
00:52Sharla will make fun of you if you don't go out with her.
00:54Yes.
00:55She'll kick you out.
00:56She'll kick you out of the group chat.
00:57What will you do?
00:58Actually, that already happened.
00:59Oh, really?
01:00That already happened.
01:01Because I ditched them one time because I wanted to go out with them.
01:08For a guy.
01:09Yes.
01:10Yes, for a guy.
01:11Oh, Sharla raised her eyebrows.
01:12No judgment.
01:13Oh, your boyfriend.
01:14We really do that when we're so into someone, right?
01:16Yes.
01:17We go out with our friends.
01:18And the friends should understand.
01:19That's correct.
01:20That's true.
01:21Did you understand what he said?
01:22Yes.
01:24Did you understand what he said?
01:25Yes.
01:26I really understand every time someone changes.
01:30Like when she bumps into you.
01:31Like when she bumps into me, because she was the one who invited us.
01:34Oh, I see.
01:35So you invited her?
01:36Yes.
01:37We did the typhong then.
01:38And then she didn't come back?
01:41She didn't come back.
01:42That's so stressful.
01:43That's your plan.
01:44She invited and she didn't come back.
01:45You invited her and you didn't come back.
01:46That's not the plan.
01:47Oh, it's your plan.
01:48Yes.
01:49So what if you invite her for a meal?
01:50Yes.
01:51So what if you invite her for a meal?
01:52Oh, so that's your plan.
01:54What is it really?
01:56You know, I feel like your issue hasn't been settled yet.
01:59Oh, forgive me. I'm sorry.
02:01Let's open it.
02:02Yes.
02:03Oh, here's the thing.
02:05You're both beautiful.
02:06They're really beautiful.
02:07I'm beautiful too.
02:08But they're...
02:10You're both beautiful and you like girls.
02:12What?
02:13You're both insecure about each other.
02:15Oh, no.
02:16It's true.
02:17We're different in terms of beauty.
02:19It's like that.
02:20What? Different in terms of beauty?
02:22They're different in terms of beauty?
02:23Yes.
02:24I'll ask her,
02:25how would you describe your beauty?
02:28Yes.
02:30If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
02:32What breed would you be?
02:33Because Golden Retriever boys are not popular anymore, right?
02:36River is like that.
02:38That's why he's called Golden Retriever.
02:39Is there a bulldog?
02:41There is.
02:42There's also a bulldog?
02:43There is.
02:43There's also a Chihuahua?
02:44Yes.
02:45There's also a Doberman?
02:46There is.
02:47Schnauzer.
02:47Oh, really?
02:48Yes.
02:49Aspen?
02:51If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
02:55If you were an animal, what breed would you be?
02:59Maybe,
03:03a cat.
03:04A cat.
03:05I thought it was a dog.
03:06You're so silly.
03:07You're so silly.
03:08If you drink milk, would you be like that?
03:10And the cats.
03:12If you drink milk, would you be like that?
03:14How?
03:15So cute.
03:16What do you mean?
03:17And you get angry when you're irritated.
03:19Not yet.
03:20But,
03:21lions, tigers,
03:23they have that kind of energy.
03:25So, you used to be a lion or tiger?
03:27Sharla,
03:28if you go to the roof,
03:29would you be loud?
03:30Not really.
03:31But, if she poops on the roof,
03:33on the floor,
03:34if you're a cat,
03:36Kylie,
03:37Kylie,
03:38as an animal,
03:39her character,
03:41her personality,
03:42sometimes,
03:43it's associated with animals.
03:45For example,
03:46she's a Tigre,
03:47but she's like a puppy.
03:49How about her?
03:51Kylie is soft.
03:53She's a tissue.
03:56She's a shih tzu.
03:57Snake.
03:58She's a snake, right?
04:00Soft.
04:01What about slow animals?
04:03Sloth?
04:04Maybe,
04:07because I'm a cat,
04:10she's like,
04:13maybe,
04:14she's like a panda.
04:16She's like a panda.
04:19You're like a bullpen.
04:22Panda.
04:23What's a panda?
04:25No, it's like,
04:26because her boyfriend punched her,
04:27and she had black eyes before,
04:28that's why she's a panda.
04:31No,
04:32if Kylie's just at home,
04:33as in,
04:34when we're not around,
04:35she's just a stay-at-home.
04:38She's a homebody.
04:39So, it's like,
04:40she has that kind of vibe.
04:42What are your hobbies, Kylie?
04:44My hobbies are
04:46singing.
04:48You're singing Moira songs, right?
04:50Why?
04:51That's the energy of Moira.
04:52Why Moira?
04:53That's her crush.
04:56Singing.
04:57Oh, there's a singer here,
04:58and a producer, right?
04:59Sing for us.
05:01Lak Lak.
05:02Sing Lak Lak.
05:03Why me?
05:04What's your favorite song?
05:06What is it?
05:07Kent.
05:08Who are you asking?
05:09Oh, no,
05:10Kylie.
05:11Kylie,
05:12what's your favorite song?
05:13Can't Help Falling In Love.
05:14Sing the chorus.
05:17Um,
05:18ah,
05:19but I
05:20can't help
05:22falling in love
05:25with you.
05:28Oh,
05:29that suits
05:31the mechanical engineer.
05:33Oh,
05:34because she has a car here.
05:36It's Algin.
05:37John is the producer.
05:38Algin.
05:39Yes.
05:40Dance.
05:41You're good at dancing.
05:42You're good at dancing.
05:43So, you dance in a club?
05:45It's just right,
05:46but I don't have a real dancer.
05:48Oh, really?
05:49Because some people don't dance in a club,
05:50they just sit there, right?
05:51But others,
05:52they're super dance.
05:54It's like young people nowadays,
05:55they don't dance anymore.
05:56They don't dance anymore.
05:57Are you the type of ex
05:58that
06:01you still keep your ex's number
06:02in your contacts?
06:04Um, yes.
06:05Oh.
06:07Is she the type of ex
06:08that
06:09keeps
06:11her ex's number
06:12in her contacts?
06:14Actually,
06:15the real Sharla.
06:16Why are you looking at me?
06:17Um,
06:18let's say,
06:19she doesn't keep her number in her contacts,
06:20but she uses us
06:21as her friends.
06:23Oh,
06:24she's using you.
06:25Oh,
06:26she's not doing it personally,
06:27she's making you do it.
06:28Yes,
06:29like that.
06:30You really want
06:31to be chosen
06:32by the people
06:33who are ruining you.
06:35But there's no judgment,
06:36right?
06:37Sometimes,
06:39some people
06:40do it
06:41together with
06:42moving on.
06:43Sometimes,
06:44they want to be hurt.
06:45Yes.
06:46Or sometimes,
06:47you're no longer there,
06:48but you still care
06:49about the person.
06:50Do you do that?
06:51Me?
06:52We don't have
06:53Facebook these days.
06:54Good for you.
06:55But you're still stalking
06:56Tetsy Agbayani,
06:57not me.
06:58Oh,
06:59oh,
07:00it's easy.
07:01You're the crush of the day.
07:02No,
07:03no.
07:04She's a best friend.
07:05Who are your exes?
07:06You're stalking
07:07Jerry Crabal?
07:08Yes,
07:09he's a best friend.
07:10We're exchanging
07:11classes.
07:12He's stalking.
07:13Is Kylie
07:14the type
07:15who,
07:16if she texts
07:17her ex,
07:18she'll reply?
07:19No,
07:20she's not
07:21that type.
07:22She'll focus
07:23first,
07:24especially
07:25when she's with us,
07:26she'll focus
07:27on us
07:28that time.
07:29Does she listen
07:30to what you say
07:31about love?
07:32I think,
07:33mostly,
07:34she's the one
07:35who gives advice.
07:36She's the one
07:37who gives advice.
07:38But,
07:39if she's the one
07:40who gives advice?
07:41No,
07:42she doesn't listen
07:43to her advice.
07:44Your bestie
07:45is really something,
07:46Kylie.
07:47It's like you're
07:48whining,
07:49you should've
07:50brought your teacher
07:51here.
07:52But,
07:53she's telling the truth,
07:54Kylie.
07:55Yes,
07:56yes,
07:57yes.
07:58Okay.
07:59So,
08:00based on your
08:01jokes,
08:02what are
08:03the boys'
08:04reactions?
08:05Yes,
08:06they say
08:07yes.
08:13They're
08:14going to
08:15vote
08:16just now.
08:17But,
08:18Classical
08:19music,
08:20it has
08:21a very
08:22nostalgic
08:24feel,
08:25so to
08:26say it's
08:27a classic
08:28pop type
08:29music.
08:30It's
08:31the
08:32classic
08:33pop type
08:34that
08:35because I used to do that before.
08:37Oh, he's related.
08:39That's right.
08:41John is the music producer.
08:42He's not related, sorry.
08:43Javier, because he does that too.
08:45He does stock.
08:47John?
08:48I liked what you said,
08:50that she has a soft side.
08:52Of course.
08:53And also,
08:54we share a passion.
08:56So, it will be easier
08:57if we both are into music.
08:59Then,
09:00that's it.
09:01As for the stock,
09:03I did that too.
09:05I can't be mad at that.
09:07As for Algie,
09:09she went down.
09:10Kylie, she went down.
09:12You're number one.
09:13She went up.
09:15It's a deal breaker for me
09:17because I still can't move on.
09:19Because I'm focusing on the past.
09:22If I want,
09:23if we're in a relationship,
09:25we'll just look forward.
09:27We won't focus on the heavy
09:29excess baggage.
09:31Moving forward.
09:34Back to you, guys.
09:35But what if you're already together?
09:37She'll stop.
09:38She won't connect.
09:39Maybe she's just like that now
09:40because she's single.
09:42Yeah, it's possible.
09:45That's okay with me
09:46since we're committed.
09:48Then, go up again.
09:49Do you want to go up again?
09:50It's okay.
09:51It's over.
09:52It's over.
09:53You're already down.
09:54The light turned red.
09:55Our electricity is out.
09:56Touch move.
09:57We're red now.
09:58There's a payment for that.
09:59That's why the metro in Miralco is so big now.
10:01Our jumper is broken.
10:03We don't have a jumper.
10:05This is exciting.
10:06So now,
10:07they're all on equal footing.
10:08They're on the second row.
10:10They're equal.
10:11Our next flex
10:13is physical.
10:15Physical looks.
10:17Hi, Bestie Sharla.
10:19Describe your physical
10:21of your bestie, Kylie.
10:23Kylie,
10:25I like her
10:27because her nose is long.
10:29But it's dirty.
10:31There are germs inside.
10:35She's also clean.
10:37But her body is dirty.
10:41She smells good.
10:43She smells like a baby.
10:45Baby smell?
10:47Like a newborn baby
10:49breastfed by her mom.
10:51Like a baby.
10:53Then,
10:55she's a mestiza.
10:57She's a mestiza.
10:59She has a good posture.
11:01She's dainty.
11:03She's fit.
11:05That's a flex.
11:07Dainty.
11:09Dainty.
11:11Before,
11:13after,
11:15She's not kidding.
11:17So now, each of our Huckbangers
11:19can see Kylie's looks.
11:21But not in front of us.
11:23There's a tablet outside.
11:25There's a picture of her.
11:27This is the last point.
11:29Let's base this
11:31on who's on the
11:33highest rank.
11:35But because of this point,
11:37two are on the same rank.
11:39Correct.
11:41We need a tiebreaker.
11:43And because both are on the same rank,
11:45our single bestie
11:47or matchmate
11:49will decide
11:51who will be matched.
11:53Only one of them
11:55will be the match.
11:59Matchmate Kylie.
12:01You heard what they said
12:03earlier.
12:05You also saw their looks.
12:07But for now,
12:09let's say goodbye to John
12:11because they're a mismatch.
12:13Thank you, John.
12:15Good luck, guys.
12:17Thank you, John.
12:19We're just friends, okay?
12:23What's the reason
12:25why you chose one
12:27without saying his name
12:29or his number?
12:31Because
12:33I got the vibe
12:35that we're kind of the same.
12:37That he also rebonds
12:39when he goes out.
12:41We have the same vibe.
12:43The energy.
12:45Yes, the energy. We're the same.
12:47Matchmate Kylie.
12:49Who has the vibe and energy?
12:51Choose now.
12:53Who will you choose?
12:55Algin
12:57is number one.
12:59Javer is number three.
13:01Just say the number.
13:03One or three.
13:05Who will you choose?
13:07Go, Kylie.
13:17Who will you choose?
13:19Number three.
13:21Javer.
13:25Thank you so much
13:27to Algin.
13:29Thank you, Algin.
13:31Thank you, Algin.
13:33Earlier, we asked
13:35if you have a favorite.
13:37It's just the beginning.
13:39Javer is the one
13:41that I know you'll like.
13:43You should've said that
13:45when you saw him.
13:47You know who you'll sell your bestie to.
13:49We talked here.
13:51We wasted our time.
13:55Javer has flowers.
13:57Stand up, Kylie.
13:59You chose him.
14:01You're the match.
14:03You're the date.
14:05Javer, step in the name
14:07of love.
14:15Nice to meet you.
14:19If you don't want to step down
14:21because you're free,
14:23you'll fight for
14:25step in the name of love.