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00:00Hey, do you mind rubbing some of that sunblock on my back?
00:03Of course, Bonnie.
00:04Oh, but I don't want to get any on my shirt.
00:09Mmm, that feels good.
00:14Um, you're going a little low there, Lois.
00:17Okay, I'm sorry.
00:21Giggity.
00:24Mom, what are you doing?
00:26I love slumber parties.
00:28Okay, truth or dare, who here has gone all the way?
00:32Huh?
00:33You know, at my sleepovers, we used to practice French kissing.
00:36Now everybody pair up.
00:38Alright, Mom!
00:39I am a lesbian.
00:41What do I have to do to prove this to you?
00:42Well, maybe if I'd seen you kiss your girlfriend.
00:45Fine.
00:46What was that?
00:47What, is she your grandmother?
00:49That's no kiss. Watch this.
00:59Look, I can't tell you how to lead your life.
01:01If you don't want to face the truth, there's nothing I can do about it.
01:05Chris, I'm all out of digital audio tapes.
01:07What do you want, Lindsay?
01:08Tell me what you want!
01:10Well, I'll tell you what you want.
01:11You want nothing!
01:12You want nothing!
01:14Alright, because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
01:18And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.
01:23Oh, he is so right on.
01:25Women are such teasers.
01:26That's why I went back to men.
01:28Okay, Mom, thanks for that.
01:30Um, see you later.
01:33Go on.
01:35That'll be $6.11.
01:37Oh, perfect.
01:38I have a dime and a penny.
01:40They're right here, in my hand, for you to take.
01:56We could go to Montana.
01:58I want to, but I can't.
02:04You're not uncomfortable, are you?
02:05Look, I'm just not wild about the idea of running into anybody you use to date, that's all.
02:09Oh, boy, speaking of exes, here comes one now.
02:12Oh, man, this is what I was afraid of.
02:14If he tries anything while I'm standing here, I'm gonna kick him right in the ball-gina!
02:18Peter, this is Naomi.
02:20Wait, you mean you two used to, you know, bump Japanese cartoon monkey logo mouths?
02:25Well, let's just say Naomi and I experimented quite a bit in college.
02:29No way! My wife messed around with another chick!
02:33You think you and Barney could kiss each other just once?
02:37I don't know. I suppose.
02:40We might need some champagne.
02:52Oh, Barney.
02:55God dang! That's the first time I ever asked for anything I really wanted.
03:00Touch. Touch boobs.
03:03Lady, wait!
03:20No!
03:21Cinnamon-skinned Target lady, no!