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00:00They're going crazy.
00:02Aside from the waves, their dreams will never end.
00:06Until they reach the top,
00:09they are PANGKAT ALAM!
00:15Using their beautiful hands,
00:17the Naismakam Tanz team is on a winning streak.
00:20They are PANGKAT AGIMAT!
00:25Their hope will never be broken.
00:29They will fight for the championship.
00:32They are PANGKAT ALAM!
00:38We also want to greet Joe Basaron of PANGKAT AGIMAT
00:42because he passed the Medical Technologist's Bicentury Examination.
00:48Wow!
00:49Can you imagine?
00:51Congratulations!
00:52Joe, come here.
00:54We're going to flex you.
00:57This is our TNT contender
00:59who passed the board exam
01:01while he was still in the hospital.
01:03He is now a registered medical technologist.
01:07Wow!
01:08You're so proud, Joe.
01:10You did it.
01:11You did it.
01:12Time management.
01:13Yes.
01:14I'll go up and review.
01:16That's great.
01:17You can do it if you really want to.
01:19Yes, there's a way.
01:20It's possible if you have it in your heart
01:23and you think about what you really want to happen.
01:25You can do it.
01:26You did it, right?
01:27You did it.
01:28Yes.
01:29You became an example to so many students
01:32who have a chance to think,
01:34will I continue this because I'm tired?
01:37Will I continue this because I can't sleep?
01:39Will I continue this because I'm poor?
01:41But you're almost at the end.
01:43You're there, right?
01:44Will I continue this?
01:45Yes.
01:46Will I continue this because I have money?
01:49Yes.
01:50You have an income.
01:51My mom's dream was to become a doctor.
01:55I want to be a pre-med student.
01:57I also want to join this show
02:01because of the joy,
02:03especially with this batch of contestants.
02:07I said, I can fight.
02:09In the first round,
02:11I tried to divide the review and rehearsal.
02:15I did it.
02:16You can do it.
02:17If I really want to.
02:18Yes.
02:19This is the end of a great joy for you
02:22that you deserve, right?
02:24You have been so stressed and tired lately.
02:28I hope this event in your life
02:30can make up for the great tiredness.
02:32Amen.
02:33God is happy in heaven.
02:35God is proud of you.
02:37We're all proud of you.
02:40You're so complex.
02:43Thank you very much.
02:46You're one of the chosen ones.
02:50Yes, because you're chosen.
02:52You're chosen.
02:53Yes.
02:54Happy birthday to Raymundo Alvarez.
02:58Oh, my favorite.
03:00Happy birthday, Raymundo.
03:03Happy birthday.
03:04It's your birthday today,
03:05but it's normal.
03:06It's not a board passing.
03:08That's why it's okay.
03:09What?
03:10It's a magic.
03:11It's not normal.
03:13It's a special board.
03:15It's big.
03:16It's everyday.
03:18No.
03:19It's an achievement for your birthday.
03:21Yes.
03:22Thank you so much.
03:23What's your birthday wish, Raymundo?
03:26My wish is
03:29for my mom to get better.
03:31Get better?
03:32Her blood platelet is low.
03:35It's only 11.
03:36What do you want to happen to your mom?
03:38I hope she gets better.
03:39Because I miss her too.
03:41You miss her.
03:42You miss her.
03:43Why do you come here everyday?
03:45Of course.
03:46She's in Mindanao.
03:48Yes.
03:49We'll pray for your mom.
03:52Thank you so much.
03:54Lord, please make Raymundo's mom get better.
03:56Please make her happy.
03:58Please give Raymundo his birthday gift.
04:01After my birthday,
04:02my birthday wish is for Raymundo's mom to get better.
04:05And your mom will get better.
04:07In Jesus' name, amen.
04:09Amen.
04:10May her body, mind, and spirit grow.
04:12Amen.
04:13Happy birthday, Raymundo.
04:14Thank you so much.
04:15May your mom get better.
04:16She needs to get better.
04:17Be careful.
04:18Does it hurt?
04:20It hurts.
04:21Her blood platelet is low.
04:22It's low.
04:23It's too low.
04:25Be careful.
04:26Because in the judgment of God,
04:28no two-minded person will follow our new ambassador,
04:32Raymundo.
04:34Bang, bang, bang.
04:41Meme!
04:43What is it?
04:44Do you know?
04:45Do you know?
04:46You know what?
04:47I've been dreaming about that tone of Meme.
04:49Do you know?
04:50Because Marco Rucho is...
04:51You're so popular, Marco.
04:53I'm always surprised.
04:55You're wandering in the street.
04:56When I open the window,
04:58he'll say,
04:59Ah! Meme!
05:02What are you doing?
05:03Nothing.
05:04I don't have an order.
05:05What is it?
05:06Meme!
05:07Do you know?
05:08What do you call a moon that is sick?
05:14What?
05:15A moon that is sick?
05:16I know.
05:17What?
05:18Huh?
05:20Full moon-nya?
05:26Sorry, Ryan.
05:28It's my favorite, the moon.
05:30Meme!
05:31One more.
05:34One more and I'll make you deaf.
05:36Here.
05:37Do you know?
05:38What?
05:40What do you call a moon that is alone?
05:45A moon that is alone?
05:47A moon that is together.
05:48A moon that is together.
05:52Boom!
05:53Boom!
05:54Boom!
05:55Do you know?
05:56One more.
05:57You don't have an order.
05:58Do you know?
05:59Last joke.
06:00Here, Meme.
06:01You probably don't know this.
06:03Okay.
06:04Anong purutas ang masayang nagi-slide?
06:10Huh?
06:12You don't know?
06:13I don't know.
06:14Anong purutas masayang nagi-slide?
06:16Kiwi!
06:22He's laughing at the people.
06:25Badalang people,
06:26Chinoo Showtime host masamang ugandin.
06:30Chinoo!
06:31Sorry, sorry.
06:32Anong sabi ng asin kay John Hilario?
06:35Anong sabi ng asin kay...
06:37I hate you a lot.
06:38I hate you a lot!
06:42Puti nga sa'yo, Ryan.
06:46Tigil na natin to.
06:47Let's go, let's go.
06:49Ang one-analo sa sagupan ngayong araw
06:52ay magkakamit ng 20,000 peso.
06:54At ang pararangalang tawag ng tanghalan
06:56sa Grand Respect 2025 Champion
06:58ay mag-uwi ng tumatakinting na
06:59One Million Pesos!
07:02Sa larangan ng musika,
07:03sila ay tinitingan ng award dinorado
07:05starting off with the Concert Queen,
07:07Miss Fox Fernandez!
07:11The World Champion, Jed Madela!
07:16At syempre, syempre, syempre,
07:17ang ating punukulat ng the Chief of OPM,
07:19Oki Alkasi!
07:24Boxing?
07:25May boxing ka?
07:27Sa naging laban kahapon na,
07:29ibigay ni Arbery
07:30ang ikatlong puntos para sa pangkatalon!
07:36Grabe yung hairstyle ni Arbery.
07:38Panalo.
07:39Oo.
07:40Yes.
07:41Grabe.
07:42Nauna pa dun sa mga pupunta ng ball mamaya.
07:44Pati una na siya, chef.
07:45Wala na.
07:46Hindi ko nai-tutuloy yung tendrilas ko.
07:48Ganoon ba yun?
07:49Panat na lang ako mamaya.
07:50Inunahan tayo ni Anup.
07:52May tatlong puntos din ang pangkatagimat
07:54at apat na puntos naman ang pangkatalab.
07:57Unang-unang nakaapat ang alab
07:59pero parang hindi na sila nakausad.
08:01Napako!
08:02Yes, napako.
08:03Tapos unting-unting nakakahabol
08:05yung dalawang grupong agimat at alon.
08:07Kaya naman ngayong araw,
08:09dalawang batch ng labanan
08:11ang magkaganap.
08:14Dalawang agad?
08:15Yes!
08:16Pakitapos ng magiging mga tapatan,
08:20magpapantay-pantay kaya sa apat na puntos
08:23ang bawat kupunan.
08:25Yes, yes, yes.
08:27Today, today, today, today, today, yes.
08:30Pwede nating ma-achieve
08:31ang triple tie na four points.
08:33Ooh.
08:34Wow.
08:35Pwede ring today,
08:37dalawa na ang mag-tie sa four points.
08:39Pwede.
08:40At may maiwang three points.
08:42Pwede ring today,
08:43magderederecho ang alab.
08:45Maging six points sila.
08:46At yung dalawa naman,
08:47mati manatiling tag-tatlong puntos.
08:50Kerman, bunutin na natin
08:51ang unang batch ng mga magtatanghal.
08:54Ang unang grand rest,
08:55baka rin magbumula sa anong pangkat?
08:57Let's go!
08:59Bunutin na yan!
09:03Alab!
09:04Alab!
09:05Alab!
09:06Nina, maaari kayo nang bumunod.
09:08Yes.
09:10Kumatak sa akin yung mga dance step ni Nina kahapon, eh.
09:13O, baka si birthday boy,
09:14pang mabunod, oh.
09:16Para sa alab,
09:17ang awit ay si...
09:21Liana!
09:22Ah, si Liana!
09:23Liana!
09:24Liana, ang daming energy,
09:25sobrang ready.
09:26Ang susunod na pangkat ay ang...
09:33Agimat!
09:34Agimat!
09:35Mula sa Agimat,
09:36si Charice naman ang bubunod.
09:40Ang nagpainyak sa atin.
09:43Rachel or Tenten?
09:45Or Joe?
09:48Rachel!
09:49Rachel!
09:52Kaya pala naggaon si Rachel.
09:54Laban-laban,
09:55ang huling pangkat,
09:56syempre,
09:57ay yung natitirang pangkat-alon,
09:59at ang kakanta para sa grupo nila
10:01ay si...
10:02Let's go, Arbery!
10:03Si...
10:05So beautiful naman.
10:07Sino kaya,
10:08kay Dior,
10:09Eunice,
10:10at Chin Chin,
10:11ang kawang bubunod?
10:17Eunice!
10:18Eunice!
10:19Eunice!
10:20Nabunod na nga pangalan ng mga awit
10:22para sa unang round sa araw na ito.
10:24Kaya naman,
10:25good luck sa inyo.
10:26Handa na niyang ipanalo
10:28ang kanyang pangkat
10:29at tugatong ay maakyat.
10:31Narito na ang ating unang
10:33Grand Rest Backer.
10:39Finil-trip niya tayo
10:40ng ibang-ibang musical notes.
10:42At ginawa niya yun
10:43with all ease.
10:45It is very difficult.
10:47So, Liana,
10:48I was truly impressed.
10:50Noong in-announce na si Marco
10:51yung ninalo,
10:52syempre I was sad.
10:53Humiyak mo ako eh.
10:54And I said,
10:55I apologize to the group.
10:56And then there was a quiz.
10:57Then I was like,
10:58grabe tong show na to.
11:00Ang muling Grand Rest Backer
11:01na aming sinasalba,
11:02Liana La Yumas.
11:04Isa ako dun sa Bangalosave
11:05and I was very happy.
11:06Hindi pa pala tapos
11:07yung aking mission.
11:08Hindi pa pala ako tapos
11:09dito sa TRP.
11:10I'm really, really happy
11:11and grateful na
11:12dun ako napunta
11:13sa pangkat alap
11:14kasi I really believe
11:16na they're composed
11:18and they're such great singers.
11:19So, ayun.
11:20Let's go!
11:24Hindi upra sa akin ang takot.
11:26Sisiguraduin kong performance ko eh
11:27walang makakalimot.
11:42Liana La Yumas,
11:43ng pangkat alap!
11:45Sabay-sabay sayaw ko.
11:48Ibang amats.
11:49Iba rin ang amats
11:50nitong girl.
11:52Nakapasayaw.
11:53Sabi nila, yes.
11:54May amats, no?
11:57Kasi bago magsimula,
11:58gumagano na yan eh.
11:59Yes.
12:00Parang mawala po yung kabayon.
12:02Ayun.
12:03Si Liana parang hindi siya
12:04yung competing mode.
12:06Yung parang perform ako.
12:10Yung relax.
12:11Yung parang nasa
12:13sarili niyang show.
12:15Hindi siya show.
12:16Hindi siya yung parang
12:17nakipaglaban ako.
12:19Kumakanta,
12:20nagbubuhos ng puso.
12:22At saka when you hear her,
12:23yung sound niya no,
12:24ano yung parang
12:26global.
12:27Universal.
12:28Diba?
12:29Yung tunog.
12:30Pang-international yung bose.
12:35Galing.
12:36Yung sasabay sa ano,
12:38sa mga
12:40foreigners.
12:42Mga foreigners.
12:44Chikangasol.
12:49Parang mag-ausap nalang.
12:50Kasi yung mga bakla,
12:51pag-foreigner,
12:52apam magandang tao.
12:53Apam yan.
12:55Lahat nalang apam.
12:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:57Yung gano'n.
12:58Ang ganda.
12:59Galing.
13:00Bakit ito ang napili mong kanta?
13:03Share.
13:04Share?
13:05Because it's also one of my
13:06favorite songs.
13:07Can you share it?
13:09Yes.
13:10Is that a pun?
13:11Share Carlo.
13:13Share Carlo Katigbak.
13:16See you later po,
13:17Share Carlo.
13:18Share your blessings.
13:23When I sing that song,
13:25I can relate to it.
13:26Parang nare-relate ko lang po sa
13:28experiences in my life.
13:29Sometimes,
13:30when I sing it,
13:31I imagine myself in the mirror.
13:33I sing it to myself.
13:35So, mas nafe-feel ko siyang kantahin.
13:38Or, minsan din naman bumapasok sa isip ko
13:40yung mama ko.
13:42Masa, it's a dramatic story.
13:44Huwag na lang yan.
13:50Nakatawa na tayo.
13:53Ganda.
13:54Sosyal lang yung version.
13:55Oo, grabe.
13:56Parang pwedeng ano,
13:58i-record mo yan.
13:59Oo nga.
14:00Oo, oo.
14:01Kahit sa cellphone mo lang.
14:02Hindi ko naman siya magilabas.
14:03Record mo sa cellphone.
14:04Para pag-aralan mo.
14:05Pero maganda yung version.
14:07Ay, parang sablay ako sa part na gano'n.
14:09Record mo lang.
14:10Sa cellphone pala.
14:11Pero maganda yung version mo.
14:12Sa cellphone lang.
14:13Tapos ako lang makikinig.
14:14Hindi.
14:15Ako, yung boses mo,
14:16maraming makikinig diyan.
14:17Taping international nga ang tunog.
14:19Universal.
14:20Global.
14:21Global.
14:22Di ba?
14:23Kasi ang Filipino singers ngayon,
14:27di ba?
14:28Ako, para sa akin lang personally.
14:30Yung mga Filipino singers,
14:31kayang-kayang pakipagsabayan
14:33sa mga singers abroad.
14:35Yes.
14:36Pero pag nanonood ako,
14:37parang nakikita ko,
14:38mga singers abroad,
14:39hirap silang makipagsabayan sa Filipino.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Totoo.
14:44May nakipagsabayan sa akin,
14:46nahirapan siya.
14:47Sino yan?
14:48Sinong afam yan?
14:50Kahit si Mariah Carey,
14:51kaya kong hamunin niya.
14:52Mahihirap ang makipagsabayan sa akin.
14:53Lalo na kung Pagalog yung kanta.
14:56Siyempre.
14:57Siyempre, di nakaya yun.
14:58Mahirap talaga yun.
14:59Hamunin ko ng usahay yan.
15:00Tingnan ko kung baka
15:01pulapay sa akin si Mariah Carey.
15:05Di ba?
15:06Nagugutom ka na?
15:07Kumain ka ba kanina?
15:08Hindi ba?
15:09Opo, kumain po ako.
15:10Kumakain ka ba?
15:11Opo.
15:12Opo.
15:13Malakas po ako kumain.
15:16Masaya lang po ako na
15:17naitawid ko po yung song na mayos.
15:19Kasi nga, I really wanted to redeem myself
15:21because during my first song,
15:22it was filled with pressure talaga po.
15:24So, pinalaan ko talaga na
15:25hindi yun na po ako mahuli.
15:27Kasi last time po ako po yung last.
15:29And I had to defend my group.
15:31And unfortunately, I did not.
15:34But then,
15:35unfortunately naman,
15:36nagkaroon pa rin ako ng opportunity
15:38to be here to share my talent
15:40with all of you
15:41and to everyone who's watching.
15:42So, I'm really, really happy po.
15:44Oo.
15:45Saan papakawusap ko ito kay Kareel, e?
15:48Not again.
15:49Kinaramdaman ko
15:50matatag po yung dalawang.
15:52Parang meron sila, alo, e.
15:54Sariling mundong.
15:55Matatag po ito.
15:56Yes, oo.
15:57Sila yung dalawang taong magkikita
15:58kahit walang cellphone
15:59at walang ways.
16:00Yes, maganda mag-roommate sila.
16:01Pwede mong ipasok sa PBB.
16:03Correct.
16:04Pwede mong ipasok sa PBB.
16:05Kaya yung pangdalawang niya
16:06na magpatawag kay kuya.
16:08Kuya, punta ng confession room.
16:11Walo ka si kuya, no?
16:12Tapos pinalaya si kuya.
16:13Tinagalan ng speaker yung bahay.
16:15Hindi ka na maririnig.
16:16Lumayas ka dito.
16:18Okay.
16:19Congratulations palakpakan natin, Selena.
16:20Thank you, po.
16:21At ito, ano kaya komento sa'yo
16:22ng ating pulong hurado,
16:24Oggy Alcasi.
16:26Marami salamat,
16:27kasamangpong.
16:28Hi, sir Oggy.
16:29Hi.
16:30O, hindi para harutin mo yung hurado, ha?
16:32Hindi.
16:34Hindi, nagpapasalamat lang siya.
16:35At dahil nag-hi ka,
16:36babaguyin na.
16:37Anyway.
16:39Yung performance mo,
16:40solido.
16:42Bakit?
16:44Diba, may bakit?
16:45Kasi kung ka sa basketball,
16:47tapos halimbawa,
16:48kailangan ko nang may ipasok na,
16:50yung i-score,
16:51sigurado kong i-score.
16:52Ikaw yun eh.
16:54You're so dependable.
16:55You always deliver.
16:57Always, always deliver.
16:59You have a voice of a pro.
17:00Tama si Meme.
17:01Talagang global.
17:03Global na global.
17:04I love what you did to that song.
17:06Yung mga inflections mo.
17:08Iyong-iyo lang.
17:09Ang dami mong ginawa doon na intangibles.
17:11I loved it.
17:12Congratulations, Liana.
17:13Intangibles.
17:14Thank you so much.
17:15Intangibles.
17:16Oo.
17:17Ano ba ibig sabihin ng intangibles?
17:18Kailangan ko tangerine ngayon.
17:19Hindi ko may spell na intangible.
17:20Patigil-tigilan niyo ako sa mga ganyang ano, ha?
17:23Oo.
17:24Pero,
17:25nakita mo yung narinig mo yung reference ni Oggy?
17:28Basketball.
17:29Basketball.
17:30Dependable.
17:31Scorer.
17:33Pag basketball talaga,
17:34laging ginagawang reference niya ni Oggy.
17:36Ah, bakit ba?
17:37Diba, tingnan mo naman yung itsura niya.
17:38Malaki ang kanyang naging karanasan sa mosquito division.
17:41Uy!
17:42Bakit mosquito?
17:43Uy!
17:44Para!
17:45Para naman.
17:47Napatayo.
17:48Kamong binisto kayo, no?
17:50Ong bata.
17:51Patatakot ka.
17:52Si Oggy yung classmate mo,
17:53yung pag naka-away mo,
17:54pag tinayuan ka ni,
17:55hindi ka malang matatakot.
17:56Habang nakaupo, ha?
17:57Oo, yung pag nag-away,
17:58kaysa ginawa ka,
17:59ano sinasabi mo?
18:00Ano sinasabi mo?
18:01Kaysa gano'n ka lang.
18:04O bakit?
18:07Pari tayo, pari tayo.
18:08Ano ba?
18:09Ano sinasabi mo?
18:10Ano ba?
18:11Yung impis na matakot ka,
18:12ililista mo lang sa
18:13noise.
18:15Mahingay tong batang ito.
18:17Congrats, Liana.
18:18Maraming salamat.
18:19Thank you pa, Charlie.
18:20Thank you pa.
18:21Maraming salamat po nung jurado,
18:22Oggy Alcacet,
18:23at salamat din kay Liana.
18:24Baka nakalikot, nakalikot mo, girl.
18:25Kat alam.
18:27Eto na,
18:29may babatunayan
18:30kaya all-out performance niya.
18:32Eto na,
18:33ito na ang ating ikalawang
18:34Grand Razzmucker!
18:38Honestly po,
18:39medyo kinabahan po ako
18:40dahil alam po po sa sarili po,
18:42hindi po 100% yung gosis ko.
18:47Kung baka sa basketball,
18:48nasa three-point area ka,
18:50pinasa sayo,
18:52ibinuslo mo,
18:53pumasok
18:54ang gara ng ginawa mo yun.
18:56Thank you, Lord,
18:57kasi kung baka nakasurvive po ako.
19:00Medyo shocked
19:01kasi magaling po yung mga kalaban ko.
19:03Pero alam ko naman po sa sarili ko
19:06na kailangan po namin ng puntos
19:08kaya ando doon po yung tua.
19:11Mula year one,
19:12wala akong inurungan
19:13at ngayon,
19:14humanda kayo sa racial
19:15na talagang laban na laban.
19:18Racial Capresa
19:19ng Pangkat at Kiman.