Situationship with My Billionaire Friend Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:17You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:19You're insane.
00:00:20I can't let you ruin my wedding with Leanne.
00:00:21You and Asher are... you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:35But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:55How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:59We done here?
00:01:00Yeah.
00:01:01I think I did my job.
00:01:02Yes!
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00:01:24Yes!
00:01:25Yes!
00:01:26Yes!
00:01:27Are we done here?
00:01:28Yeah, baby.
00:01:29You were the best.
00:01:30You were amazing.
00:01:31Was it good for you?
00:01:32Awesome.
00:01:33What's your name again?
00:01:34It's me.
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:39This isn't working out.
00:01:41Goodbye, honey.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:50This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53Take care, Monique.
00:01:54What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:28How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking...
00:02:39How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:43Sorry.
00:02:44I'll be right back.
00:02:54Oh, damn it!
00:02:55Shit!
00:02:56I'm so sorry.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:02:58Oh, my God.
00:02:59Asher?
00:03:00Oh, yeah.
00:03:01What are you doing here?
00:03:02Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows here.
00:03:03Same.
00:03:04Do you want a cup of tea?
00:03:05Do you want a cup of drink?
00:03:06Sure.
00:03:07Sure, let's go in.
00:03:08How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:13I don't know.
00:03:14I don't know.
00:03:15I don't know.
00:03:16I don't know.
00:03:17I don't know.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:19I don't know.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:21I don't know.
00:03:22Undergrad BFF.
00:03:23Life, I guess.
00:03:25We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:29Pinky swear.
00:03:30Friends forever.
00:03:32Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:54What about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:17What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:29Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:37Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:41Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:46Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56And I'll be your wing man.
00:05:20I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:17Friends forever.
00:06:47Friends forever.
00:06:50Friends forever.
00:07:18Friends forever.
00:07:37Let's do that again.
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:50Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:52I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:55Oh, my head.
00:07:57My head.
00:07:58Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:06Hey, that made sense for here.
00:08:09What? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:12What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:16Why?
00:08:18Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:23Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:26I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:47And we do each other.
00:08:52Interesting.
00:09:00Okay, sold.
00:09:04Friends with benefits.
00:09:14Friends with benefits.
00:09:31And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:34For the fourth quarter.
00:09:41Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:49Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:53He's one of my best friends.
00:09:55What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:10I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:25Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:40I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article one, nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article two, we meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Article three, honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:07Article four, no lies.
00:11:11No lies.
00:11:14Article five, once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:22I don't like that one.
00:11:25Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31And finally.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Friends first.
00:11:50Let's eat.
00:12:00Let's eat.
00:12:30Let's eat.
00:12:48No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:54Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:07A real one.
00:13:09No.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:23Remember?
00:13:25Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:31Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:44Come on.
00:13:49Friends first.
00:13:57Friends first.
00:14:00Friends first.
00:14:08So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, she will.
00:14:25He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51I'm getting a mighty petty ready for the big night.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:56Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:11Favorite food?
00:15:16He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:21I like your pen.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:47No.
00:15:50Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:53Me and Asher?
00:15:57No. No, no, no. Never.
00:15:59He's...
00:16:00We're friends.
00:16:02We're best friends.
00:16:04Good.
00:16:05By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:07Where'd you get it?
00:16:08Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:10It's super cute.
00:16:12Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:13Uh, siblings?
00:16:20And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:39Um, I...
00:16:43Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:13That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:19Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:25Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:45Why?
00:17:46Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:50I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:52No, no, it...
00:17:53That's not what I meant.
00:17:54It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:17:59Let's wait.
00:18:01So it can be perfect.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13Toodles.
00:18:16Shit.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:28Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No.
00:18:43But not for lack of a trying.
00:18:45Beth?
00:18:46She's an animal.
00:18:48Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:51Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:54Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:56Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:11I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:26Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's my fudge.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:19:45I'm sorry.
00:19:48I'm sorry.
00:19:50I'm sorry.
00:20:14Leanne Lamont.
00:20:16You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:20You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont.
00:20:36You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:38You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:16Shit.
00:21:18I'm so sorry.
00:21:20My bad.
00:21:21My fault.
00:21:23Hang on.
00:21:26You got a tissue?
00:21:31Here.
00:21:32Let me.
00:21:33Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:34Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:36Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:38Hey.
00:21:39What are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:42I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:13That was fun.
00:22:15Yeah, was that fun?
00:22:17Or was Eric fun?
00:22:21Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:39We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:44You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:55Yeah, fine.
00:22:56Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:35Falafels for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:38That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:52What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:59That's from Eric?
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:05They're nice.
00:24:10Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:14I was out of line.
00:24:16No.
00:24:18No, I was out of line.
00:24:23I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:26Oh, my God.
00:24:28Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:42Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:25:05Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08It's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:17I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's awesome.
00:25:39You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:43He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:52Oh, no.
00:25:54I don't know. I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick. It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:06Anyway, gotta go. Toodles.
00:26:16Why are you so down?
00:26:18What's wrong?
00:26:21Nothing.
00:26:23Famous last words.
00:26:25Is it attic?
00:26:28Of course not.
00:26:30How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:32She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:40Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47This is your lifeline.
00:26:50It's long.
00:26:52So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline.
00:26:58For wisdom.
00:26:59Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And...
00:27:02Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your loveline.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:31You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:28:01I love you.
00:28:03I love you.
00:28:05I love you.
00:28:31I love you.
00:28:38Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:50One second.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:13Nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello!
00:29:25Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:28My front door!
00:29:40That's...
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:51Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:54What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:08Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:11I'm getting dressed, I'm going.
00:30:13I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:14I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:15You didn't do anything.
00:30:16It was me.
00:30:17I fucked up.
00:30:18You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:20It wasn't.
00:30:21It isn't.
00:30:22It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:25I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:17I fire her except Danny said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:26It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Yeah.
00:31:48I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:52Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:20Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:33Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again.
00:32:44If you're up for it.
00:32:51Asher.
00:32:53Asher, it's me.
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:57What's going on?
00:32:58Are you with Leanne?
00:32:59Call me.
00:33:13Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:44It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:25I'll call you when I can.
00:34:46Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:13I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to my place?
00:35:22Fabulous.
00:35:26Easy.
00:35:46A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:16I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50And what looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way.
00:36:54She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:15Fuck.
00:37:46Fuck.
00:37:47Fuck.
00:37:48Fuck.
00:37:49Fuck.
00:37:50Fuck.
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00:38:43What the fuck, LeAnn?
00:38:46How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry, but I'm trying mostly.
00:38:55Her best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You caused this game.
00:38:57Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink!
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:10Everyone!
00:39:11Fuckin' prick.
00:39:13Come here.
00:39:17Come on.
00:39:41Fuckin' prick.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:45Fuckin' prick.
00:39:47Come on.
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00:39:59Come on.
00:40:01Fuckin' prick.
00:40:03Come on.
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00:40:09Fuckin' prick.
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00:40:23FUCKIN' PRICK.
00:40:32Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34Uhm, I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:36We only just got back together.
00:40:39Beth, we were never together.
00:40:42I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:45You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:55You're fired.
00:40:57You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:02Fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:11And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:34Shit.
00:42:04You're fired.
00:42:34Hey, Eric.
00:42:35Hey, Beth.
00:42:36Hey, Beth.
00:42:37Hey, Eric.
00:42:38Hey, Beth.
00:42:39Hey, Eric.
00:42:40Hey, Eric.
00:42:41Hey, Eric.
00:42:42Hey, Eric.
00:42:43Hey, Eric.
00:42:44Hey, Eric.
00:42:45Hey, Eric.
00:42:46Hey, Eric.
00:42:47Hey, Eric.
00:42:48Hey, Eric.
00:42:49Hey, Eric.
00:42:50Hey, Eric.
00:42:51Hey, Eric.
00:42:52Hey, Eric.
00:42:53Hey, Eric.
00:42:54Hey, Eric.
00:42:55Hey, Eric.
00:42:56Hey, Eric.
00:42:57Hey, Eric.
00:42:58Hey, Eric.
00:42:59Hey, Eric.
00:43:00Hey, Eric.
00:43:01Hey, Eric.
00:43:02Hey, Eric.
00:43:03Hey, Eric.
00:43:04Thinking about you.
00:43:07When do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time.
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, your friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26XOXO.
00:43:31When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:38I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52How could you be so stupid?
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:01Lyrica.
00:44:05I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:17I do.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:26Okay.
00:44:57I will, I will, I will!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert? Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:27I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:33A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:39They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:57Sit your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:00I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:05Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:07Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello!
00:46:31Did you get my messages?
00:46:33You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:46:57Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:11You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:14Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:27Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:36Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's the source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:55You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend.
00:48:01But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:06So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:07Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:11It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:34You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends. Okay? We are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:15You are dead to me.
00:49:46Asher?
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00:52:10Why me?
00:52:20Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:34Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:42It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:47Oh my god.
00:52:48Livingston Saturday.
00:52:49I have to warn him.
00:52:50Come on.
00:52:51Come on.
00:52:52It's true.
00:52:53Katie.
00:52:54Come on.
00:52:55It's true.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:52:58Shit.
00:52:59He blocked me?
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:07I'm sorry.
00:53:15It's true.
00:53:24It's true.
00:53:34It's true.
00:53:44It's true.
00:53:54It's true.
00:54:04It's true.
00:54:14It's true.
00:54:24It's true.
00:54:35Oh my god.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:45Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:03You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:26Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've gotta go.
00:56:07No!
00:56:09Oh my god.
00:56:25Oh my god.
00:56:56No.
00:57:22Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:34See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:21Toodles!
00:58:51No!
00:59:21Okay.
00:59:52No, no, no, no.
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:56Boo!
00:59:57Come on!
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:17Stop.
01:00:22What are you doing here? Keep going, fast.
01:00:25What's going on, Beth?
01:00:27Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:31Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:35Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:43What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:49Is this true?
01:00:50She's crazy. Security!
01:00:53She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:00Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:24I'm sorry.
01:01:25I'm sorry.
01:01:26I'm sorry.
01:01:27I'm sorry.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry.
01:01:32It's me.
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:49No, no, no, no!
01:01:51Beth, don't you take me!
01:01:53Asher, I will live here loving you, honey pie!
01:01:58Hey, you okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:12You okay?
01:02:14Yeah, I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God.
01:02:20Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:26Babe.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:33Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Man.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58Asher, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Lee.
01:03:08Let me help you up.
01:03:15But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:22Will you marry me?
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:29Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:40But sometimes, it makes everything better.