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00:00Yeah, 9-1-1, what do you want?
00:02Is this a real emergency or you got something stuck up your butt?
00:08Yeah, there's been a murder at the old Prescott compound, two miles east of Boggsville.
00:11No ID, all we know is that he's been stabbed.
00:14The victim had a toothache in the days before his murder.
00:17He looks like a smurf.
00:18Likely the result of an oral pain relief gel.
00:21What are you talking about?
00:24I have degrees in criminology from excellent online institutions.
00:27You're so smart, how come you haven't solved your wife's murder?
00:34Five years, Bill. Maybe it's really time to move on.
00:37What if there's a connection between this murder and Viti's?
00:40So if I have this right, you want me to help you solve your wife's murder so that you can figure out if she really loved you?
00:46When you say it like that, it sounds insane.
00:49Fine, I'm driving.
00:50Fine, I'm driving.
00:55We're looking at panic disorder manifesting in agoraphobia.
00:59We're here to see a mermaid?
01:01This is a police issue.
01:02Sounds like being the only cop in town is exciting.
01:05Hey! Freeze!
01:10Good God almighty, it's the Scooby gang.
01:13You did actual police work. I didn't know that was a thing you could do.
01:17Well, if Florida were a real place, maybe I'd be a real cop.
01:21I know Bill Prescott got in your head, but I'm gonna warn you, he is leading you down a dangerous path.
01:33If you're wondering where the office cat is, I got your answer right here.
01:38He's capable of pretty much anything.
01:41Even killing his wife?
01:43Finding the truth about someone you love...
01:50...doesn't always end well.
01:51I didn't do it!
02:04Are you gonna spiral out here? Because if you're gonna spiral...
02:06Are you gonna spiral out here? Because if you're gonna spiral...
02:08I'm currently spiraling. I have been spiraling the entire time.
02:12I am currently mid-spiral in case you hadn't noticed.
02:19Where's his eyeball?
02:22I believe the peacock ate it.