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00:00Let me tell you about the time I towed lightning, about the time I used to be a fire truck.
01:30After getting to the hospital, folks was rushed to the ER, and I know they'd be well took
01:44care of.
01:45Do you know the story about the time I towed lightning, McQueen, about the time I was a
01:54famous bulldozer fighter?
01:57That was one determined bulldozer.
01:59Nothin' would stop him from gettin' at that cable.
02:15Even if it meant gettin' a scrap metal knocked out of me, I was ready for a fight.
02:30I ain't seen anybody that steamy since the time I honked my horn in a field of sleepin'
02:36tractors while teasin' Frank about how old and rusty he is.
02:43Senores y señoritas, the true measure of a matador is if they can stay in the ring.
02:50Only the greatest matadors can last against los bulldozeros.
02:57The dust settles on the El Matador and his mighty red cape.
03:06Mm-hmm, I used to be an importer, and I towed lightning about it too.
03:12It all started when we was talkin' one day.
03:16When I got to Tokyo, some real nice folks took me to a shop to be modified.
03:23I almost didn't recognize myself when they got done.
03:26I looked good, I felt good, and I smelled good.
03:37I never tell you about the time that I towed lightning, about the time that I used to be
03:41a daredevil.
03:47Whoa!
03:53I like when the audience got to participate in the stunt show, that way everybody could
04:03join in the fun.
04:23Did you ever hear about the time I was tellin' lightning about, when I was a monster truck
04:30wrestler?
04:31Get ready, because it's time for our wrestlers to have a ball.
04:37Each car truck wants to capture as many balls as they can and race them to the specialty
04:43match.
04:44It's time for the fight.
04:48The last wrestler standing, wins the event!
05:02Oh!
05:09Wow!
05:12Oh!
05:14That's got her!
05:19The rough Dakarian has entered the ring!
05:27Oh my!
05:39Great job!
05:44Yes!
05:50Oh my!
05:56Woo hoo!
06:00It's patio concrete!
06:04That slow round will give the rookies a few minutes in the limelight.
06:08Then they send in the heavy hitter.
06:14Oh!
06:20Now that was sweet!
06:37Cool!
06:44Oh my!
07:02Great job!
07:13Nice move!
07:24Our wrestlers will duke it out until only one is left in the ring.
07:30Hump for your favorite and enjoy the show!
07:35When I seen that monster, I done nearly flushed my transmission.
07:40It was the scariest thing I ever seen.
07:43He had a grabber claw, a backhoe and a wrecking ball all welded on for maximum destruction.
08:10Then Dr. Frankenwagon must have pumped him full of lightning or something.
08:14Because that monster went as crazy as a backhoe in a dirt field.
08:19Oh! What did you do?
08:21Don't you remember nothing? We was a tag team!
08:28What?
08:41What?
08:52Oh for Pete's sake, I cannot believe you missed the time when I told Lightning about the time that I done seen a real UFO.
09:10Now that I could fly, Maytor and I went out to Carburetor Canyon to practice flying through cloud rain.
09:25It seemed like the entire military was after us, so we took off and we raced to the end of that desert as fast as we could.
09:44Oh, do you really expect me to believe that?
09:47Well you should, you was there too.
13:25Oh!