What are the odds of finding true love in your own backyard? | dG1fd1RLUWhScnpHM28
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00:00She Was Unusual
00:14He Was Unusual
00:30Who's your daddy? Yes or no?
00:32This is a democracy. Have you no shame? Have you no shame?
00:36Together they were a match made in heaven.
00:40Good question. Uh...
00:43Well, it would have to contain the rousing strains of Wagner's Rite of the Valkyries,
00:48mixed in with the barbarity of Sodom and Gomorrah,
00:51all filmed in a bath of pastel colors recalling a biblical apocalyptic dreamscape
00:56that even Vlad the Impaler would stay away from.
00:59Good answer.
01:01They fell in love.
01:03Are you one of those vote libertarian, down with poultry farms,
01:08yes to tofu, broccoli, Carl Jung, telepathy,
01:12leniency for insider traders, pro-unions, three-stage water filters,
01:17diamond sutures and chocolate fudge type of people?
01:20Yeah, actually.
01:22But they ran into some snags.
01:25Hey, what's going on?
01:27Did you know that a man was killed in this house?
01:29Yeah, so?
01:30So, so, like, when are you going to tell me?
01:33Listen, he's dead. What do you care?
01:35I mean, he's flown up to heaven or he got sucked down into hell.
01:37Whatever. This house is a steal.
01:39It's got bad karma.
01:40It's got great plumbing, right?
01:42Excellent.
01:43I don't think that we should see each other anymore.
01:46And now he has to win her back.
01:49I love you.
01:51And I'll do anything to have you back.
01:54Love and other reasons to panic.