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00:00We've got several games. The Orioles are in Toronto again. They smashed them yesterday.
00:05Tonight, it'll be Kevin Gossman against the fisherman Charlie Morton.
00:09Jays minus 130. Orioles plus a buck ten and an eight and a half.
00:13It's got to be the Orioles again with their bats. I mean, they are just pounding the ball.
00:20And why would they stop now? Because they're seeing Gossman? Nobody's afraid of him.
00:25Nobody's afraid of Gossman. Nobody's afraid of the fisherman either. So maybe we can get some
00:32runs on both sides. Get a little up, up, up and away going in that one. The Pirates, unfortunately,
00:39when we got off the air yesterday, they blew that game for Skeens in the ninth inning. Bednar
00:45completely blew up and the fish ended up walking off the buckos in game number one. They'll go at
00:51it again tonight. Mitch, don't call me Helen Keller against Connor Gillespie. Buckos minus 150,
00:59plus 125 for the fish and an eight and a half. Well, the way I saw him vomit all over themselves
01:06yesterday, why would I bet on him today? Like, they're so pathetic. Like, and this is my team,
01:14right? Like, I got to watch this bullshack. I mean, from day one, you're up 4-1 in the ninth
01:19and you lose. Oh, my God. They suck so bad. Their owner is so pathetic. Their payroll is like five
01:26dollars. They couldn't beat a high school team. They're just the worst. They are. I'm not betting
01:33on them ever. That's it. I can't I can't even do it after I watch it. I'm watching the game yesterday
01:38and I'm like, I could I literally called it. I was like, oh, here comes a hit. Oh, here they go.
01:43First and here comes the winning run. Boom, done. All three things happen. Like, it's just one thing
01:49after the next with this team. They never close the door or seal the deal or win. And this is why
01:56just let's be clear. This is why every great player they get leaves. They can't get out of
02:01there fast enough because they suck. They never do anything. All they do is lose. Losing sucks.
02:08I don't care how nice your ballpark is or your food or how nice your fans are. When you lose
02:14every effing game you play, nobody wants to play there. It's a season already. Not ideal.
02:23The Red Sox are in Arlington again against the Rangers. They got the win yesterday
02:27with those couple of homers, Tanner Houck against Jack Leiter
02:32tonight. Red Sox minus 115, Rangers minus 105 and an eight and a half.
02:37I may start this trend since I did already and continue it every night. I will never bet on
02:44the Boston Red Sox. Give me the Rangers. Every night I will do this the whole season. I don't
02:51care what happens. I will never bet money on them. I hate them. And in fact, I hope their
02:58locker room is robbed. There will be a lot of valuables in there if they rob the locker room.
03:05Usually the player's got lots of cash or cards, whatever. I just hope they go in there with masks
03:11on, strong arms. The Mets are in Houston after yesterday's loss. It'll be Tyler Miguel against
03:18Hunter Brown this evening. Minus 115 for the Astros, minus 105 for the Mets and an eight and a half.
03:25I mean, the Astros are going to sweep the series. That's what's going to happen.
03:30Astros going to sweep the series. All right. Could get that. Never know. Might get a little
03:35sweep. Let's slide one more in. Atlanta in San Diego again. Ed Petko with the soft serve ice
03:43cream. Ronaldo Lopez against Dylan Cease tonight. Padres minus 135, plus a buck 15 for the Braves
03:51and a seven and a half. It looks so automatic with Dylan Cease on the bump. I'll take the Braves
03:57and I'll take that plus money, plus a buck 15. There was tons of runs in Arizona last night.
04:03Cubs and the Diamondbacks will do it again. Jamison shots at Tyone and Merrill Lynch-Kelly,
04:08minus 150 for the D-backs and an eight and a half. I gotta go with Merrill Lynch. I gotta
04:14go D-backs. Even though I got burned on gallon of milk, I'm going back to the well.