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00:00This is August. He's a realtor. He has two daughters, 12 and 14.
00:04Old, too old.
00:06I know. I hate teenagers.
00:08The teenagers, the realtor. I know what I want.
00:12Timothy Chalamet. God, I want to be that man's peach.
00:19I bring people together to see for themselves if they have any real chemistry.
00:24Gonna be hot.
00:24Cool.
00:25Wow.
00:26Candle wax, the self-titled Beyoncé album, multiple orgasms.
00:29I bought it with a strap-on.
00:30Ooh, jealous.
00:31I am one of Plugged In Magazine's top 10 podcasts to listen to.
00:36What?
00:37That's great, baby.
00:38I know.
00:39Oh, shit. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:40She's calling me right now. I just need five minutes.
00:42It's okay.
00:43Stay horny.
00:46I am severely undervalued in this relationship.
00:49Look, I really need things to change.
00:52If they don't, I don't know if I can keep going on like this.
00:55I cook. I pay our bills.
00:57Do we have to bring all the romance, too?
00:59Aren't you happy you're single?
01:01Love is a bitch.
01:04Totally.
01:05I have to clap.
01:06You should get checked out. You might be asymptomatic.
01:09Is that why my pee smells weird today?
01:12No.
01:14You're right. You're right.
01:17I don't always have the answer, but I can say one thing for sure.
01:23Love is chaotic.
01:24But if you can learn to ride the wave instead of controlling the course...
01:28Sit down!
01:30...you'll find beauty in the journey.
01:34Mason, wait!
01:36Don't do this!
01:38You're gonna end up on Sixpuzz!
01:43Everyone, I want you all to meet my hot boyfriend, Claude.
01:47Hi.
01:52He's a charming guy.
01:53He's a charmer.

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