Why does Kareena Kapoor Khan think Kartik Aaryan doesn’t need to be on any dating app?
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00:00Problem, problem is that she is a girl, what else is the problem?
00:04Problem is that I want there to be no problem in my life, but if there is no problem in my life, then this is the biggest problem in her life.
00:09Bullshit, she is worried, she should be celebrated.
00:11Because isn't this exactly what you want?
00:13Seriously, nowadays when she opens her mouth, I feel like stuffing something in her mouth.
00:16Trust me, in 6 months I have had it all, I have seen everything.
00:18What love, what relationship, what happiness.
00:20Relationship means an end to your own happiness.
00:22After that all you got to worry about is her happiness, her birthday, her dog's birthday.
00:25Her New Year which was never yours, I am telling you no one can keep this girl happy.
00:28A happy woman is a myth.
00:30First of all Kartik, you have worked in all the Pyaar Ka Panchnama's, which is all about dating.
00:36So I am sure you know what women want.
00:39So what do women want?
00:40What do they want?
00:42Actually Pyaar Ka Panchnama is the opposite.
00:44In fact, in Panchnama we wanted to know more about what they want.
00:48In fact, when I didn't do Panchnama, before that I knew a little more about what do they want.
00:54When I did the film, the way Love Sir did the writing and the way we played the characters,
00:59we forgot more than that, what do they want.
01:02Till now, I have said 5-5 minute monologues, 7 minutes, 2 monologues, 2 films.
01:10But in both, I kept looking for what they want.
01:13In fact, the rant was about what they don't understand what they want.
01:17But that was in the film, have you figured out what do women want?
01:20I think this thing, I think we should ask Saif Sir.
01:23But why Saif Sir? You are my guest today, we are asking you.
01:27I am asking in the streets, I am asking a lot of people, what do you want?
01:32I am watching.
01:34But Pyaar Ka Panchnama, of course, was a big hit.
01:37Both the parts did really well.
01:40But I think there was a lot of criticism, a lot of people felt that it was very misogynistic.
01:45So what is your reaction to this?
01:48So to me, there was no criticism that came to me.
01:52In the media, they used to ask questions once or twice.
01:55But maximum time, there was this love which used to come towards me.
02:01And people actually appreciated the film.
02:04Even the girls, they took it with a pinch of salt.
02:07I can see.
02:10It was too salty.
02:13But the thing is that, in fact, it happened at the time of Panchnama 2.
02:18We had gone to Sophia College.
02:20It was a sub-girls college where we had gone to promote the film.
02:23Which was the trailer launch of the film, Panchnama 2.
02:26And all the girls were there in the auditorium and all they wanted to hear was the monologue.
02:31So it's just that, there is a small section which they take seriously.
02:37But otherwise, it's an entertaining industry and we are just entertaining people.
02:41Now Karthik, that whole rant on girlfriends that you were talking about.
02:46I think, I've actually, I know that you've done it.
02:50You've learnt it.
02:51No, I've not learnt. You wish.
02:54I do.
02:55So why don't you share 3-4 lines of it for our listeners?
02:57For all your girl fans out there.
03:00Okay, for my gaya fans also I'll do that.
03:02Okay, for your gaya fans.
03:04Problem.
03:05Problem is that she is a girl.
03:07What else is the problem?
03:08Problem is that I want that there is no problem in my life.
03:11But if there is no problem in my life, then this is the biggest problem in her life.
03:14And bullshit, she is worried.
03:15She should celebrate it.
03:16Because isn't this exactly what you want?
03:17Seriously, nowadays whenever she feels like opening her mouth, I want to shove something in her mouth.
03:20Trust me, in 6 months I've had it all.
03:22I've seen everything. What love, what relationship, what happiness.
03:24Relationship means an end to your own happiness.
03:26After that all you got to worry about is her happiness, her birthday, her dog's birthday.
03:29Her New Year which was never yours.
03:31I'm telling you, no one can keep a girl happy.
03:33A happy woman is a myth.
03:35What women want.
03:38I think it was fantastic guys.
03:40I mean, I think really brilliant.
03:43You're so good.
03:44How long has it taken you?
03:45I think now you're a pro because wherever you go, you're just saying this.
03:47Yes, I mean, when I read this for the first time, the first time I read it, I laughed a lot.
03:55But at the same time, I was in a bad condition thinking how will I do this.
03:59They gave me one day for the audition.
04:02So, I'm that good.
04:05I'm doing body steps.
04:07Yeah, of course.
04:08But also Kartik, you're also someone who's been dating, dating apps ke pehle.
04:13Aur dating apps ke baad bhi aapne dating ki hai.
04:15But has Kartik Aryan ever been on a dating app?
04:18No, I never felt the need.
04:21Because auditorium hi bhar jaati hai puri ladkiyon ke saath.
04:25So, you don't really need to be on a dating app, Kartik.
04:27Thank you, Kareena Kapoor.
04:28And especially now, I don't think you should be on a dating app.
04:30I shouldn't be, right?
04:31But Kartik, thodi din ho pehle I remember there was a picture that went viral.
04:35Okay, okay.
04:36Of this girl like on one knee, you know, proposing to you.
04:41So, obviously tell me, like what is it?
04:44What is it?
04:45Is it just because, is it as easy to date because you're a celebrity or?
04:48In fact, I used to feel that it's easier.
04:50When you become a celebrity, thoda easy hota hoga.
04:53Ya main door se jab doosre celebs ko dekhta tha.
04:56I used to feel that it'll be really easy for them to date.
04:59But main recently ye cheez dekh raha hoon ki it becomes even more harder.
05:03It's tough because you don't know the reality behind it.
05:08Jitna aap close aate ho ki jo insaan, naye log aa rahe hain aapki life mein,
05:12you don't get to know them.
05:14Ki kya ye mere status ki wajah se shayad se aa rahe hain,
05:17ya main successful hoon, ya kalko failure ho gaya, toh ye chale jaayenge.
05:20So, it becomes tough.
05:22It's like that.
05:23That's what I feel about it.
05:26Good one.
05:27So, who's couple goals according to you?
05:29And don't say Safina.
05:30Safina?
05:31Please yaar Kartik.
05:32Chalo yaar.
05:33Be innovative na.
05:36Why did you get married?
05:37Haan, but thek hai.
05:39Couple goals, thek hai.
05:41Couple goals, haan.
05:42Yeh bahot bada badmaans hai na.
05:45See, I believe in eternal love.
05:47And I really do.
05:48I really do.
05:49I can't believe that.
05:50Whatever little I know you.
05:52Since you're my guest on my radio show,
05:54I want all my listeners and all my fans to know that,
05:56okay, fine, I believe.
05:57Yeah.
05:59I can't take your name.
06:00Okay.
06:01Okay.
06:02You got married.
06:03Very good.
06:04Ranbir Deepika.
06:05Okay.
06:06Because I think ki woh,
06:08off screen, on screen,
06:10on screen toh bahot,
06:11I mean, again, cute lagte hain,
06:13but saathme woh,
06:14off screen bhi jo cheezein unki chalti rehti hain,
06:16woh saamne jab bhi woh dikhte hain,
06:18they really look like they're in love.
06:21They're in love.
06:22So, I mean, that's what is important.
06:23And you believe in eternal love.
06:24I believe in eternal love like anything.
06:27I mean, that's the only thing I believe in, actually,
06:30to be honest.
06:31Well, that's true, but I don't believe that.
06:33But since now, you've spoken about eternal love
06:35and now everyone's pressurizing me to ask you this.
06:37Who is Kartik Aryan dating?
06:40Main khud bhi abhi nahi jaanta,
06:42ki main,
06:46ki main kya kar raha hoon life mein,
06:47in terms of...
06:49We don't have all day.
06:50No, no.
06:52So, basically,
06:53arre yaar, coffee pe jaata hoon,
06:55jaise aamtohar pe log jaate hain,
06:57toh har coffee pe,
06:59media ke aisaab se change ho jaata hain,
07:01ki aaj yeh yahaan pe coffee pe gaya,
07:03toh coffee ke jagah mein girlfriend change ho jaate hain,
07:05yeh sab sawaal aate hain.
07:07Yaar phir,
07:08kabhi kabhi toh meri mummy meri ko padh ke batati hai,
07:10beta tu isko date kar raha hai,
07:12ya isko date kar raha hai,
07:13ya isko date kar raha hai.
07:14It's like that.
07:15And I also don't know ki...
07:16Who you're dating?
07:17Nahi, yeh ho kya raha hai.
07:18Yeh ho kya raha hai?
07:19Yeh ho kya raha hai?
07:20You don't know?
07:21Aisa kyu likha jaa raha hai?
07:22That's the only thing.
07:23I'm...
07:24But main eternal love mein believe karta hoon.
07:26Okay.
07:27I believe you actually.
07:28You believe me, right?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Small town boy, eternal love.
07:32So sweet.
07:33Not a story.
07:34It's not a...
07:35So sweet.
07:36It's not a synopsis.
07:37No, but it is.