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00:00Oh yeah, double dragons, Billy and Jimmy, here we go!
00:05That's me!
00:06Dragons are here, you ain't seeing double!
00:07We're gonna break your bones, until we turn it to rubble!
00:09River City needs protection from the evil crime boss!
00:11So we'll punch and we'll kick your eyes, Dr. Claus!
00:13Yo, I'm Billy, my hair's smooth as silk, my bones are strong, cause I like to drink milk!
00:17Hey, I'm Jimmy, I only just heard about the milk thing and I'm extremely concerned!
00:21Without soda set, it's a canned sound, no one can mess with the lead brother's pile, you can tell with the bat!
00:25I just wanna follow up on the previous thing!
00:27What's the style that we use?
00:29No, the thing about milk!
00:30Hey bro, don't worry, just tell about Jimmy Lee!
00:32Well alright, I lift weights and develop techniques!
00:34See, was that so hard? Here's Billy facts!
00:36When I'm not line dancing, I'm adopting cats!
00:39What?
00:40We're the double dragons, we're the toughest around!
00:42I've got flaming fists, I'm riding merry-go-round!
00:44And together our style is the strongest you'll see!
00:46My kick's so lethal, I'm a verbal teen!
00:48Hey Billy, could you maybe try to pull it together?
00:50Do you think this undershirt is light gray or more heavy?
00:52Oh, Billy!
00:53Okay, I'm sorry, let's do this!
00:55We're the double dragons, and our skin is smooth!
00:57Forget it, let's get back on track!
00:59We've fought around the world, Japan, Egypt, and back!
01:01Yeah, our kicks spin round like a hurricane!
01:03And the size of the puss that I commit is insane!
01:05Moving back to the topic of our fighting ability,
01:07Not a single man alive could even match our agility!
01:09Except Jeff!
01:10What?
01:11Jeff can match our agility!
01:12Yeah, I guess he could.
01:13He's like a clone!
01:14Look, I know, focus, dude!
01:15Every gang is starting to quiver when they hear that the brothers lead a rough rhythm!
01:18You know, Sonny could also match our speed by a lot!
01:20Who?
01:21He's our third brother, we kinda forgot!
01:22Could you please just say just one thing about fighting?
01:24Well, I guess there's one thing that you're kinda describing!
01:26God, please, I'm begging you, just say one thing!
01:28It's that!
01:30I forgot.
01:31Come on!
01:33River City Girls 2!
01:35Featuring the double dragons!
01:37Available now!