• 2 days ago
Transcript
00:00Unhappy?
00:02Looking for some excitement in your life?
00:05We're going to blow your tiny mind!
00:08Huh?
00:15Borderhole Fantasy!
00:17Welcome, hero!
00:19Wait, really? You're the hero?
00:22Well, time to scoot, little newt!
00:25Solve interesting puzzles!
00:27See spectacular landscapes!
00:29Get your butt walloped by our magnificent pawballs!
00:32Pawballs?
00:33They're just these cute little monsters
00:35who will try to murder you any chance they get!
00:38Unless you capture them first!
00:40Don't mash buttons!
00:41What are you, a child? A monkey?
00:44It's like a dignified game of chess!
00:46Chess mixed with fencing and magic and monsters and, uh...
00:50Energy drinks!
00:51Optimize your team!
00:53Take down epic enemies like...
00:55This demonic psychopath!
00:57Capture all 100 pawballs!
00:59Visit our amazing shops!
01:01Buy interesting items!
01:02Our shopkeepers are friendly... sometimes.
01:05We hope you enjoy your stay!
01:07Borderhole Fantasy!