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00:00How large are Switch 2 games going to be?
00:02Should we make them bigger?
00:03Yes, people have been losing Switch games because they're so small.
00:05That's what we want. If they lose a game, they have to rebuy it and we make double the money.
00:09Ooh, that is good.
00:10So what should we do?
00:11Switch 2 games are going to be the size of micro SD cards.
00:14How do you like Sonic 2?
00:16I like it, but I can't get up this ramp.
00:18Watch what happens.
00:19See? You need to use the spin dash.
00:22What's a spin dash?
00:23A new move in Sonic 2.
00:25Push down and keep tapping A.
00:27Then let go and look.
00:29Oh my god!
00:31Mom says I have to play with you guys.
00:33We're in the middle of a game.
00:34Yeah, come back later.
00:35Then I'm going to go tell on you.
00:36Wait, here. You can play.
00:38Yay!
00:39Uh, Matt?
00:40His controller isn't even plugged in.
00:41But he thinks he's playing, which means we get to play.
00:43Oh yeah, great shot, Timmy.
00:45This is so fun.
00:47Oh wow, it's 9am. I'd be making biscuits right now if it wasn't a Sunday.
00:51It's noon. I'd be sweeping the floors right about now if it was any other day.
00:544.30? I'd probably be working the cash register as if it wasn't the first day of the week.
00:58I love Sundays, but it's time for bed.
01:00I have to work for six days straight starting tomorrow!
01:03Napoleon, do you remember what we're doing today?
01:05Skipping school to play Nintendo!
01:07Meet me at our secret location.
01:09Karen, the boys didn't show up to school today.
01:11They're probably at home smashing.
01:12Go get them!
01:13They're dead!
01:14I know you're in here playing games!
01:16Your mom's home!
01:18I got you!
01:19What?
01:19They're not here!
01:20Don't worry, she's too scared to come down here because of Freddy.
01:24Maybe we should be scared too!
01:27Which Sonic game has the best special stages?
01:29Sonic 1?
01:32Sonic 2?
01:34Or Sonic 3?
01:35Sonic 3!
01:56Mom, there's nothing to eat in this house!
01:58Here's a hundred, go buy our groceries!
02:00Have you seen grocery prices lately?
02:02Okay, here's another hundred!
02:03This should cover it!
02:04Mom, here are the groceries!
02:05Why are you taking some upstairs?
02:07Oh, these are snacks for my game room!
02:09Oh, I almost forgot!
02:10Did you get any change?
02:11I knew it!
02:12Are you mad?
02:13God no, you got some good ones!
02:14Let's play!
02:15Yes, it says it was delivered!
02:17I'm starving!
02:18There it is!
02:19Why is it so light?
02:20There's nothing in here!
02:21Pat, I flippin' love Chipotle!
02:22Who said that?
02:23Napoleon, you're eating my DoorDash!
02:25Oh, uh, this one's for you!
02:28Welcome to Sue's Classics!
02:29I pre-ordered GTA 6!
02:30We're sold out!
02:31But I pre-ordered!
02:32I'll take GTA 6!
02:33One hundred dollars, enjoy your game!
02:35Hooray!
02:36You said you were sold out!
02:37Of pre-orders, but we have them for walk-ins!
02:39Okay, then I'll just take one as a walk-in!
02:41Two hundred dollars!
02:42You just charged him one hundred dollars!
02:44You never paid for your pre-order!
02:46This place is such a scam!
02:48What's that noise?
02:49It's three o'clock in the morning!
02:50It's coming from Matt's game room!
02:52Mom?
02:53What are you doing?
02:54You have school tomorrow!
02:55I lost track of time!
02:56If I hear that again, I'm throwing it in the trash!
02:57I'm turning it off now!
02:58Goodnight!
02:59I know!
03:00I know!
03:08I love that the Genesis has a headphone jack!
03:14Remember, don't forget to scam!
03:16Feel better!
03:17Welcome to Stu's Classics!
03:18Steve, what are you doing here?
03:19Stu isn't feeling well!
03:20I wanted this game, but my Game Boy's broken!
03:22Buy the game and I'll throw this in!
03:24Thanks!
03:25Stu would never be this nice!
03:26By the way, if you're here, who's watching your store?
03:28Timmy said he can handle it!
03:29My little brother?
03:30Are you crazy?
03:31Welcome to the game store!
03:32I dropped my Game Boy and now I get a blank screen!
03:34Let me take a look!
03:35I think I see the problem!
03:43When you dropped it, the pins popped out!
03:49Let's have a look now!
03:51You fixed it!
03:52How much do I owe you?
03:53$200!
03:54What?
03:55Just kidding!
03:56It's on the house!
03:57You're the best!
03:58Hey Bobby, what are you doing?
03:59Trying to hook up my new Game Boy Player!
04:01I'm gonna grab some food and then I can show you!
04:03So how does this connect?
04:04Let me see!
04:05Here you go!
04:06You gotta take off one of these compartments!
04:08Hey, what's this?
04:09Oh, uh, that's where I keep my oregano!
04:11I love that spice!
04:12This will taste great on my pasta!
04:14Don't eat that!
04:15Welcome to the game store!
04:16I just realized you never gave me the tour of this place!
04:18Sure!
04:19NES games are over here!
04:20Here are the consoles!
04:21And here's where we keep original PlayStation!
04:23Do you have anything rare like Sega Saturn?
04:25Our budget doesn't allow for that, Matt!
04:27Why are you looking at me like it's my fault?
04:29We need to come up with $500 or they're gonna shut off our power!
04:32We can sell Timmy!
04:33Hey!
04:34I know who can help!
04:35Why are you looking at me?
04:36All those retro video games you collect are valuable!
04:38Are you crazy?
04:39I love these games more than life itself!
04:40Matt, you don't love them more than me, do you?
04:42You heard what I said!
04:43You need a Q-tip, Timmy?
04:44I went to try something new!
04:46Whoa, Norman!
04:47What are you doing?
04:48This might make it easier to eat!
04:49We've been eating cheese like this for hundreds of years!
04:51This is much better!
04:52It's actually kinda cool!
04:53I just invented it!
04:54Oh!
04:55Did someone fart?
04:56I don't know, but Norman just cut the cheese!