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00:00For the first time in my entire life, I feel... good.
00:15You don't think that maybe in light of recent events, I could use a beer?
00:22Christian Grey.
00:23I'm Anastasia Steele.
00:30Taking Grey's shadows into account, it could have been so bad that it would have been good. Not very different from Showgirls.
00:36However, at the end of the ridiculous narration of Anastasia Steele, we are left with a boring romance that does not even offer the eroticism that I promised in the trailers.
00:45If you think about it, there is not so much BDSM in these movies.
00:49You bought the company I work for.
00:53This isn't a relationship, Christian, it's ownership.
00:56Most of the time of execution is pretty people in luxury cars, sailing in yachts, flying in private planes, and in essence enjoying the 1% lifestyle.
01:07Then, when we get to the sensual things, they remain relatively calm.
01:12Everything leads to the possibly dumbest end of the decade, in which Ana and Christian live happily ever after.
01:19Number 19. The Emoji Movie.
01:27In 1914, Winsor McCay premiered his animated short film, Gertie the Dinosaur, with which he launched a form of revolutionary art to the public.
01:37103 years later, he used it to turn Sir Patrick Stewart into a poop.
01:49McCay would be so proud. This thing doesn't even look like an animated movie, but rather a satire.
01:56Thinking about it, if they had involved smarter screenwriters, it could have been a smart satire about the placement of products and Hollywood's creative bankrupt.
02:09However, as it is a movie about a society that lives on a device, it is nothing more than an ad.
02:16As Rotten Tomatoes will tell you, the delivery can be summarized with the emoji of the poop.
02:27Number 18. Hanson Watson.
02:30Oh my God!
02:33Wilson, stop panicking! We can disable the Queen!
02:37After Teletubbies and Step Brothers, we were all ready for another collaboration between Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly to be full of laughter.
02:46The only mystery of Hanson Watson is how so many funny people produced such a bad comedy.
02:52The movie has basically the same formula as all the other stellar deliveries of Will Ferrell.
02:58A selfish buffoon needs to learn the value of humanity and friendship.
03:05However, this time the formula lacks anything that resembles charm, humor or effort.
03:11In mid-2018, filmmakers seriously thought that people would laugh at jokes about fake mustaches, the Titanic and doctors?
03:23The fact that Sony couldn't even sell this inevitable failure to Netflix says it all.
03:41Number 17. Ghosted.
03:43Maybe your phone's broken.
03:45Yeah, maybe you should do a hard reset.
03:47There's nothing wrong with my phone.
03:49Oh, no, no, no. I meant with your life.
03:51There was a time when the original series on streaming looked like the future.
03:55We're not so sure about that anymore and most of the most important movies are still premiering in theaters.
04:01This is mainly due to things like this one, which was released directly streaming as Ghosted.
04:06This movie apparently had everything in its favor.
04:09A delivery full of stars like Chris Evans and Ana de Armas, a great Hollywood budget and action trailers that promised a lot of fun.
04:18We don't know what happened.
04:20Evans and de Armas have the chemistry of a failed Tinder date.
04:24And the script was written almost with all security by Chad GPT with the cue
04:29Make the most generic romantic action comedy.
04:31Ghosted did it.
04:33For things like logic, charm and quality assurance.
04:38Underneath it, there was, uh...
04:42Something.
04:44Something?
04:46Yeah.
04:49I'm wrong, aren't I?
04:51Number 16, Serenity.
04:53I want you to take him out on your boat.
04:55Let him get drunk.
04:59Then drop him in the ocean for the sharks.
05:02This movie was so bad that the distributor Aberrant Pictures didn't even bother to do marketing.
05:10So, despite its high budget of $25 million and big stars like Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway, it was a failure.
05:19And they were right.
05:21It's bad.
05:22Horrible, in fact.
05:24In some way, the director Stephen Knight managed to pull off terrible interpretations of both McConaughey and Hathaway.
05:30But they didn't have a good script to work with either.
05:33Complete with absurd dialogues and one of the dumbest plot twists we've ever seen.
05:38And Serenity is one of those movies that you have to watch to believe.
05:49Number 15, Gods of Egypt.
05:52Only a madman would try such a thing.
05:55Where do you suppose you could find someone so mad?
05:58We don't know how this movie had a budget of $140 million.
06:03Most of that money was invested in the distribution because it wasn't intended for the visual effects.
06:09Despite a good distribution, although not Egyptian, and a lot of money, it's not better than a cheap movie you can find on the Sci-Fi channel.
06:16And it looks worse than most.
06:17Apart from the ugly visual aspect, this movie is also equipped with an incompetent direction, a terrible script,
06:25and Gerard Butler, strangely uncomfortable as an Egyptian god from the desert.
06:30The gods won't send a plague for this.
06:40Number 14, G-Mummy.
06:48We don't understand why they made a remake of G-Mummy so soon.
06:53No, I'm kidding, we do know why.
06:55Money.
06:57But in this case, there was no money.
06:59It was supposed that G-Mummy was going to give the flag to a dark universe that involved all the classic monsters of Universal.
07:07Because apparently we need the same formula of the Avengers everywhere.
07:11Tom Cruise couldn't have been less interested, probably because he's working with such an old script that he could well be a mummy himself.
07:20The villain is involved with an uncomfortable love triangle for some reason,
07:25and Russell Crowe appears from time to time to mutter something about a secret society, so it's as subtle as a sandstorm.
07:34It's less a movie and more an ad for sequels that never came.
07:42From the Latin, Monstrum Belle Prodigio.
07:47A warning of monsters.
07:49Number 13, Dirty Grandpa.
07:51You do know that I'm not a professor, right?
07:53Yeah, I know.
07:55You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City.
08:00We don't believe that Robert De Niro needs money, but again, we don't know why he would accept to star in a movie like this.
08:08The two-time Oscar winner who has played characters like Vito Corleone, Travis Bickle, now plays Dick Kelly,
08:16an old green-haired grandpa who goes on spring vacation with his nephew.
08:20You can already imagine the kind of adventures they go through.
08:23The movie sacrifices things like the story and the development of the characters in favor of easy laughs,
08:29an incessant rain of cringe phrases and silly visual jokes that make us miss the days of the old gas jokes.
08:37The less you say about a 70-year-old man who gets involved with young women, the better.
08:50Number 12, Fantastic Four.
08:53This movie is an example of how the interference of the studio ruins the vision of a director.
08:58Well, beautiful is not the right word.
09:00According to the studio, they hate the final product of Josh Trank,
09:04so they recorded new takes and hired Stephen and Rick Bin to alter the movie with a new edition.
09:18The drama behind the scenes gave rise to a disastrous movie.
09:22The plot is a disaster and the rhythm is incomprehensibly bad,
09:26with a gloomy story and a climax that ends in 5 minutes.
09:30Seriously, you should study at film school to learn how not to edit a movie.
09:35We can't forget the CGI, obviously rushed, with characters that look horrible,
09:40and a culminating battle in front of a green screen.
09:48Number 11, The Exorcist, Believer.
10:00It's because I'm not a member of their damn patriarchy.
10:03This installment represents everything that is wrong in the business of modern cinema.
10:08We have the unnecessary sequel to an iconic movie that is already half a century old,
10:12we have the classic characters who return for a bit of unwanted fanservice,
10:17and we have the MCUfication of everything,
10:20since Believer brings together a team of fighters against demons like the Avengers to fight the forces of evil.
10:27Seriously, just thinking about movies already hurts us.
10:30The plot doesn't understand what makes The Exorcist so great,
10:34and it doesn't contain any of its reflexive themes, ingenious scares, or shocking obscenities.
10:40It's more of the same crap of possessed girl that screams at people,
10:44that has plagued all the other imitations of The Exorcist during the last 50 years.
10:57What happened to her?
10:59What did we do?
11:01She burns in hell.
11:03Number 10, Uglies.
11:05Do you want to go to the kitchen?
11:06It's locked.
11:07So?
11:10How are we not already friends?
11:12This Netflix movie came out about 15 years later.
11:15The Uglies novel was published in 2005,
11:18so they should have made it around 2012 when dystopias for young adults were in fashion.
11:23Now it seems outdated despite being completely new.
11:27Not even the undeniable talent of Joey King could save it.
11:31It happens in a future in which teenagers undergo extensive plastic surgeries to look perfect.
11:37Subtlety is not precisely its distinctive feature when it comes to these adolescent dystopias,
11:44but even for such low standards, Uglies is as subtle as a hammer,
11:48with effects worthy of TikTok, generic social criticism and atrocious and obvious dialogues,
11:54it is inevitable to long for it to end.
12:04Number 9, Expandables 4.
12:06How are you?
12:08Great.
12:12You don't gotta pretend, Lee.
12:14You know Barney wouldn't want to watch you sulking like this.
12:17The best way to describe Expandables 4 is essential.
12:22It is not common to see movies as clearly unfinished as this one.
12:26It is obvious that it was put together last minute and probably with unusable material.
12:31Sylvester Stallone barely appeared and even when he bothered to do it, he looked clearly disconnected.
12:38In fact, most of the cast is painfully absent.
12:41To top it off, the bad script was written almost with all security by an IA.
12:46And judging by the lighting, the scary visual effects,
12:50it is likely that the entire delivery was shot in a warehouse for a weekend.
12:55It is cheap and incompetent to mention that it is a shame for the name of the franchise.
13:00Next time, take me on a pony ride, okay?
13:04Number 8, Borderlands.
13:06He only used to be a psycho.
13:08Now he's my big brother!
13:10How sweet! One of you kill the other, I'm gonna go get a coffee.
13:14We think that Eli Roth was in a new phase of his career with Thanksgiving
13:19as a surprising and very welcome return to horror movies.
13:23And then he made Borderlands.
13:25We really lack words because it is horrible in almost every imaginable sense.
13:28Even for the low standards of video game movies, this one was really catastrophic.
13:35It is strange from the horrible delivery to the post-production made with pieces.
13:40Approximately half of the movie are cheap insertion shots and obvious reshoots
13:45and the other half is a visual mass accompanied by the most pompous mix of sound you've ever heard in your life.
13:52We congratulate you if you left the cinema without a migraine.
13:56Number 7, Cats.
13:58I don't haunt pubs, I have eight or nine clubs.
14:02For I'm the St. James' Street Cat.
14:05Sometimes you have to stop and ask yourself, what were you thinking?
14:09No, no, no, but seriously, what were you thinking?
14:11Cats was doomed to failure from the beginning
14:14due to the strange creative decision to use human faces in cat bodies generated by computer.
14:20Do what the musical does, for God's sake.
14:22And you know, it wouldn't be so bad if they had taken their time and done it right.
14:26But no.
14:28The movie premiered with many obvious mistakes and unfinished CGI
14:32which forced the studio to patch it after it was already in theaters.
14:36Think about it for a second.
14:38We are in an era where studios are patching movies because they have to hurry up for Christmas.
14:43We are doomed.
14:56Number 6, Gotti.
15:03Congratulations John Travolta, you made your dumbest movie since Battlefield Earth.
15:12The script of this biographical movie about a criminal
15:15seems to have been written by an artificial intelligence robot
15:19that compiled all its data from Italo-American stereotypes and mafia clichés.
15:27Gotti follows the well-known rhythm of mafia movies but lacks humanity.
15:33After all, what do we really learn about John Gotti with the plot?
15:37Well, he was a mafia boss, he had a family, he cursed a lot and that's all.
15:42There is no real vision of what made him such a fascinating figure.
15:46The only thing more confusing than the movie itself
15:49is the soundtrack that includes Pitbull's musical styles and the theme of shaft.
15:57Number 5, Kraven the Hunter.
16:06The superhero genre has been quite stagnant since Endgame
16:10and the trend of disappointing premieres continued with Kraven.
16:14Set in the universe of Spiderman by Sony,
16:17he shows us a relatively unknown character
16:20and desperately seeks that the power of his stars and the abs of Aaron Taylor-Johnson
16:25can make him popular.
16:28As unscrupulous as they are, that didn't happen.
16:31We can find all the common flaws, bad special effects, obvious reshoots,
16:36horrible editing, stupid script and desperate attempts to be relevant, you know.
16:51Number 4, Loquisha.
16:55Loquisha is the story of a white man who can't get a job on the radio,
16:59so he pretends to be a shameless black woman to get out in the open, of course.
17:04Because we all know how difficult the labor world is for white men
17:08and how women of color are given everything.
17:25Sincerely, how could a movie like this be made in a current world?
17:30One thing would be that it had the intention of being bad taste,
17:33but in reality it tries to seriously address issues such as cultural identity,
17:37gender inequality and self-harm.
17:40To top it off, our protagonist is portrayed as a wise, kind and kind individual
17:45who has all the answers.
17:47The screenwriter, producer, director and protagonist Jeremy Saville
17:51made the modern equivalent of 1986's Soulman.
18:02Number 3, Morbius.
18:08Sometimes a movie is as bad as the internet in an adorable collection of fantastic memes.
18:14Morbius was a welcome film that we all needed after two years of COVID.
18:20Do you remember those fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder?
18:32Morbius is like one of those, but real.
18:35And 100 minutes long.
18:37It's terrible, horrible, impossible to watch.
18:39But enough talking about the movie.
18:41Let's talk about how it was published in X in 52 videos of 2 minutes long
18:45or how the script was uploaded in individual publications.
18:49That's just great and much more fun than Morbius could ever be.
19:06Number 2, Madame Web.
19:16I'll figure out how to get out of this.
19:18Seriously, what is Sony doing?
19:20Craven, Morbius and Madame Web are the trifecta of the movies of terrible superheroes.
19:25They would be called the trilogy of hell.
19:27Once again, this is a superhero who hopes to triumph in the cinema
19:31and once again fails thanks to an inept realization.
19:34Madame Web has what could be the worst script in current history,
19:39full of arguments and terrible phrases that we can't believe someone wrote
19:43and much less accepted to say.
19:46They even had the nerve to paraphrase the iconic speech of Spider-Man.
19:50The less we talk about the atrocious editing and dubbing, the better.
19:54Stop Sony, this can't go on like this.
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20:13Now, let's go to the end.
20:15Number 1, Music.
20:21Never before had we seen an entire movie with our mouths open.
20:25That changed after Music.
20:27The vain project said.
20:29Maddie Ziegler, a friend and dancer of the singer for a long time,
20:34plays Music Gamble,
20:36a non-verbal autistic girl who takes care of her problematic half-sister.
20:39Music is enormously offensive in practically all aspects.
20:44The casting was controversial,
20:46as was the representation of autism and the use of suggestions.
20:50Even ignoring that and the strange storm of X that it generated,
20:53the movie itself is also garbage,
20:55because it uses autism as a tool
20:58to tell a cheap story full of terrible dialogues.
21:01Maybe it was well intended,
21:03but it doesn't count when you manage to offend everyone who sees it.
21:09It was the same way.
21:11He liked to be held to feel safe.
21:14Where is he now?
21:16He is dead now.
21:18Oh, I see.
21:20Hey, Emilia Perez?
21:22What other terrible movies should have been here?
21:25This is embarrassing.
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