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00:01Yes?
00:03Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:04We're going to start recording.
00:07Excuse me.
00:08Could you turn around from here?
00:10I'm turning around.
00:11Yes.
00:15It's like an FFXIV production.
00:17It's like going from the dressing room to the studio and singing.
00:20It's cool.
00:23Oh, it's outside.
00:24This is the break room.
00:26I've never seen a break room before.
00:29I've never seen a break room before.
00:36What's going on?
00:37Excuse me.
00:38Excuse me.
00:41Oh, no!
00:42What's going to happen to us?
00:44It's amazing.
00:45What's going to happen to us?
00:50Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:54Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:55Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:56Go to the middle-aged man.
00:59Disgusting.
01:02Disgusting.
01:03What's going on?
01:05It's going up.
01:07What's this?
01:08It's a disgusting sound.
01:10Shut up.
01:11Wait a minute.
01:15This program is a program where comedians are suddenly locked up and everyone watches it.
01:22Should we watch it?
01:23There is a VTR that shows various comedians being locked up.
01:27Please enjoy watching it with us.
01:32I really don't know.
01:33It's a total mess.
01:34Right?
01:35The staff isn't here either.
01:36They locked us up.
01:38Are they here?
01:43The first situation where comedians are locked up is...
01:46A dressing room.
01:48They call in comedians to film a fake show and lock them up in the dressing room.
01:54In addition...
01:56The staff has prepared several tricks.
02:01For example...
02:04When you open the door thinking it's a catering service...
02:07There is a cockroach toy inside.
02:10This is just harassment.
02:14What kind of action will the comedians take?
02:19Who is it?
02:21The first comedian to be called in is...
02:24Good morning.
02:27Fusuya.
02:30I'll call the cameraman.
02:32Okay.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34It's a school theme.
02:35Okay.
02:36Cut your bangs.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38Cut your bangs.
02:42Oh yeah.
02:49The second comedian to be called in is...
02:52Oh, now I know.
02:54What?
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57I'm sorry.
02:59Oh, he's here.
03:00He's cute.
03:01I'm sorry.
03:02What?
03:06What?
03:07You can't force it.
03:09Mr. Iko.
03:10No, no.
03:11Who knows you?
03:12Mr. Ishii.
03:13I'm the manager.
03:14Mr. Toyoshima.
03:16I don't know how many times I have to call the staff.
03:20He's so calm.
03:22Welcome.
03:23Welcome.
03:29A cockroach.
03:30There's a cockroach inside.
03:33He's so calm.
03:37I thought he would be more relaxed.
03:39I'm surprised.
03:41I'm so tired.
03:42I'm sorry.
03:45I'm so tired.
03:48I'm so tired.
03:52I'm so tired.
03:56I have to go to the bathroom.
03:59You look unwell.
04:01Oh, I feel sick.
04:04You're a terrible comedian.
04:07I'm tired.
04:08It's the host's fault.
04:09I'm tired.
04:11Give me a sandwich.
04:13Give me a sandwich.
04:15He ate it.
04:17That's too much.
04:23What?
04:25He's eating a cockroach toy.
04:27What?
04:29He's the one who set it up.
04:31He's trapped.
04:33That's gross.
04:35He can enjoy anywhere.
04:37That's gross.
04:39Do you really want him to be trapped for a week?
04:41Stop it!
04:43Stop it!
04:45You can't do that.
04:47Stop it!
04:49Stop it!
04:51Stop it!
04:53Stop it!
04:55Stop it!
04:57Stop it!
04:59Stop it!
05:01He can enjoy anywhere.
05:03He can enjoy anywhere.
05:05He can enjoy anywhere.
05:07That's gross.
05:09He's enjoying it too much.
05:11He's eating a cockroach toy.
05:13He can enjoy anywhere.
05:15He can enjoy anywhere.
05:17He can enjoy anywhere.
05:19He can enjoy anywhere.
05:23Who is the next entertainer?
05:27Mr. Tadashi.
05:29I didn't know.
05:31He's the eldest son of Mr. Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
05:33Mr. Tadashi.
05:35He's the prince of Yoshimoto.
05:37I think he'll panic.
05:45It's simple.
05:47I can tell by the sound.
05:49He's wearing a bra.
05:51He's wearing a bra.
05:53He's trapped.
05:55He'll notice if it's too loud.
05:59Hey!
06:01Hey!
06:03Hey!
06:05Hey!
06:07It's scary.
06:09If he can't get out.
06:11I'm trapped.
06:13I didn't say anything wrong.
06:15He noticed.
06:17I'm curious about his simple clothes.
06:19It's cool.
06:23It's a simple prank.
06:25I'm full!
06:27He said what he saw.
06:29He said what he saw.
06:31He didn't hold it.
06:35It's a scene.
06:37It's a scene.
06:39It's a scene.
06:41It's a scene.
06:43He's not normal.
06:49I'll touch the peach canned food.
06:53Why are there three peach canned food?
06:55His peach canned food.
06:57Touching the peach canned food.
06:59From Purin Kingdom.
07:01Gender, age, age, age, age.
07:03The first Yopipi entertainer in Yoshimoto.
07:05The first Yopipi entertainer in Yoshimoto.
07:07Peach Yopipi.
07:09They have a long story.
07:11It's a snack.
07:13There you go.
07:15There you go.
07:17Peach.
07:21Peach.
07:23I got it! I got it!
07:26If I take this one by one, I can meet her!
07:30I can meet Peach-chan!
07:34Why? Why is it like this?
07:36Why is the tension going up?
07:38Peachy, Peachy, Usa-chan, Peachy!
07:41I'm more crazy than Yopipi.
07:44It's completely different from the intention of the production.
07:48Old man!
07:50Let me out!
07:51I don't need this person anymore!
07:53Let me out of the room!
07:54I don't need to be locked up!
07:56Even if Tadashi Nishikawa is locked up,
07:59Tadashi Nishikawa,
08:01Oh yeah!
08:03No, no, Tadashi-san, you're crazy.
08:05I made a mistake in locking you up.
08:07I'm like a normal guy.
08:09At first, I thought I was going to lock up the prince of Yoshimoto,
08:13the prince of the royal family,
08:16but I wanted to lock you up and let you out as soon as possible.
08:19He's dangerous!
08:20What's with him? He's amazing.
08:22He's on a different scale than me.
08:24There's no way he would do that.
08:26This is a part of this show,
08:30but Tadashi-san, please do a urine test after this.
08:37The next situation is this house.
08:42There's only one door that leads outside.
08:46We've invited three comedians here.
08:501, 2, 3.
08:51Good morning.
08:55This is a nice room.
08:58Whose voice is that?
09:00It's Roshi-san's voice.
09:02Roshi-san?
09:03He's a great senpai.
09:04It's a really nice room.
09:07Good morning.
09:08Yujiro.
09:09Good morning.
09:10He's a member of Tokimeku M-1.
09:12Nice to meet you.
09:13Nice to meet you.
09:14Nice to meet you.
09:15Where did you guys meet?
09:17It's our first time.
09:18Good morning.
09:19Good morning.
09:20Nice to meet you.
09:21Nice to meet you.
09:22The three comedians we've invited are known as the stupid comedians.
09:28It's meaningful that we've invited these new comedians.
09:34Nice to meet you.
09:36He didn't say anything.
09:39Wait a minute.
09:40Excuse me.
09:41Wait a minute.
09:43What's the name of the show?
09:45He didn't say anything.
09:46Wait a minute.
09:47Excuse me.
09:49He closed the door.
09:53He didn't say anything.
09:55Wait a minute.
09:58Excuse me.
09:59Wait a minute.
10:01He didn't say anything.
10:04He didn't say anything.
10:06I don't know.
10:09He didn't say anything.
10:11He said something.
10:13I see.
10:14It's a mystery.
10:16He closed the door.
10:19Why?
10:22I don't like it.
10:25What do you mean?
10:27Shut up.
10:28He's an elementary school student.
10:30He solved the riddle.
10:36He got three questions right.
10:38If he lights three lamps, he can leave the room.
10:42This is the answer.
10:45He got three questions right.
10:47I tried to find the mistake of the tree.
10:52Did you try to find the mistake of the tree?
10:54I tried to find the mistake of the tree.
10:56It's not a riddle.
10:58Wait a minute.
10:59He tried to find the mistake of the tree.
11:02It's not a riddle.
11:04He got three questions right.
11:06Katsuo, Wakame, and Tara went shopping.
11:10The clerk recommended Wakame's products.
11:14Why?
11:16Because he wants to buy them.
11:18I don't know.
11:20He's an elementary school student.
11:22I don't know.
11:24It depends on the clerk.
11:29Wait a minute. I got it.
11:31Can I write it down?
11:32He's an elementary school student.
11:34The clerk recommended Wakame's products.
11:36Why?
11:38I got it.
11:41Because he has a wallet.
11:43You're stupid.
11:45It's not a riddle.
11:47It's not a riddle.
11:49Katsuo is a fish.
11:52This is a good hint.
11:54Wakame is a seaweed.
11:57It's not a riddle.
11:59You should say it.
12:01You should say it.
12:08He didn't know the kanji.
12:14Wakame is a seaweed.
12:17That's great.
12:19That's great.
12:21That's great.
12:23That's great.
12:25The three adults are trying to solve the riddle.
12:28I didn't know the kanji.
12:31I didn't know the kanji.
12:33I didn't know the kanji.
12:35I didn't know the kanji.
12:37I got one.
12:39I got one.
12:40It's so bright.
12:42It feels good.
12:44It feels good.
12:46This is it.
12:50It's a vehicle with nine tigers on it.
12:53It's a vehicle with nine tigers on it.
12:55Isn't this easy?
12:58Tiger.
13:00It's a vehicle with nine tigers on it.
13:02Tiger.
13:04Isn't this easy?
13:06Isn't this easy?
13:08You're kidding, right?
13:10You're kidding, right?
13:12It's a truck.
13:15This is it.
13:17This is the first question.
13:20This is the first question.
13:22This program is weird.
13:24This program is weird.
13:26This program is weird.
13:28I'm not surprised.
13:32Yujiro is trying to solve the riddle.
13:36Yujiro is trying to solve the riddle.
13:38But this man is pulling his legs.
13:42That's a type of horse.
13:44The answer is correct.
13:46The answer is correct.
13:47If you add 5 here, 5 here, and 5 here, it's 500.
13:50If you add 1 picture, it's 500.
13:53The problem is the number.
13:55The problem is the number.
13:56The problem is the number.
13:57I'm not good at solving problems with numbers.
14:02He is still a beginner.
14:04He is still a beginner.
14:05The problem level has changed.
14:07The problem level has changed.
14:08Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:10You can write it in katakana.
14:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:13Is it a jojo?
14:14It's not a jojo.
14:15It's a genius' idea.
14:17If you add one, it becomes four.
14:19I don't know.
14:20You're thinking too much.
14:21I don't know. I'm still learning.
14:23Well, well, well.
14:25This is...
14:26Yes.
14:27Well, well.
14:28It becomes like this.
14:29It's like a class has started.
14:30Go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:32Yes.
14:33And if you do this...
14:34If you do this...
14:35You can look at the jojo.
14:37You can look at the jojo.
14:38Yes.
14:39It's like a tiger.
14:40Like this.
14:41Like this.
14:42This is one.
14:44This is two.
14:45This person is good.
14:4650.
14:4750.
14:48Will it fit?
14:49Will it fit?
14:50If this fits, it will be like this.
14:51It will be like this at the end.
14:53If it fits perfectly, it will be like this.
14:54Where do you put the line?
14:55Let's add one.
14:56That means...
14:57Eye?
14:58Eye?
14:59Eye?
15:01It's not an eye.
15:03Lily-san, this person also has no test.
15:05It's a monster.
15:06What did you say?
15:07It's 50.
15:09Shukzo.
15:10What if you make a terrible mistake?
15:12Wait a minute.
15:13It's certainly terrible now.
15:15What are you doing?
15:17Roski-san.
15:20Wait a minute.
15:21Roski-san will do that.
15:24It's important.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26What should I do?
15:27I'm sorry.
15:28What are you doing?
15:31It's like that.
15:32I'm sorry.
15:33Wait a minute.
15:35That was too terrible.
15:37That was terrible.
15:38It's hard.
15:40My eyes are red.
15:42I got the answer.
15:43545 plus 5.
15:46That's a number.
15:48I wanted to do this.
15:50It's a fun answer.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53It's a comfortable answer.
15:545 or 5.
15:57I see.
15:58I see.
15:59It's strange.
16:00Is it vertical or horizontal?
16:02Because of the number, it's a total lossy world.
16:08It's 5,000 yen.
16:10It's like this.
16:12It's like this.
16:13It's like this.
16:14It's like this.
16:15It's like this.
16:16It's like this.
16:17It's fast.
16:18It's fast.
16:19It's terrible.
16:20It's zero.
16:21It's terrible.
16:22It's terrible.
16:23It's terrible.
16:24It's terrible.
16:25He made a terrible mistake again and went back to the beginning.
16:31It's amazing.
16:33It's a good question.
16:34It's a funny question.
16:35These three can't understand it.
16:37It's here.
16:38It's funny.
16:39It's funny.
16:40It's funny.
16:41It's funny.
16:42However, they still have time to have fun for an hour.
16:49They are smiling.
16:50It's a percentage.
16:53It's something that's in a man's crotch.
16:59It's here.
17:01It's here.
17:03They drew each name of the play.
17:05They drew each name of the play.
17:06It's a check?
17:08You can't do it?
17:09You can't do it?
17:10It's terrible.
17:11It's terrible.
17:12They should be able to do it.
17:15It's something that stands when you are hit.
17:18They should be able to do it.
17:19They should be able to do it.
17:20Why do they gather this often?
17:22It's terrible.
17:23It's terrible.
17:24All of them are around here.
17:26It's a stomach.
17:27All of them are around here.
17:28Why?
17:29Yes!
17:31I'm so embarrassed.
17:33In the studio, I said,
17:35I'm so embarrassed.
17:37He got 2 questions right in a row.
17:39He got 2 questions right in a row.
17:41And now...
17:43And now...
17:45Let's take a break.
17:47I'll drink some water.
17:49I'll drink some water.
17:51Do you have any snacks?
17:53Do you have any snacks?
17:55I have a lot of snacks.
17:57You had a lot of snacks.
17:59You had a lot of snacks.
18:01You're right.
18:03You're right.
18:05I'm tired of eating.
18:07I'm tired of eating.
18:09I can't eat sweet food.
18:11I can't eat sweet food.
18:13Is that so?
18:15Is that so?
18:17I can't eat it.
18:19It's good.
18:21It's good.
18:23I'll take a happy turn.
18:25It's this way.
18:26No, it's not this way.
18:27Stupid Dori-cam.
18:28It's not this way.
18:29Stupid Dori-cam.
18:30Isn't it sleeping?
18:33Two hours?
18:35There's only one left.
18:36It's pretty long.
18:38Huh? Is it sleeping?
18:39Huh?
18:40The concentration?
18:41Is it sluggish?
18:46If you use something, anyone can become three years older.
18:51What is that?
18:53I can't answer this.
18:55I'm starting to get it.
18:58Really?
18:59If you use something, anyone can become three years older.
19:05What is that?
19:08Suntory.
19:09It's Suntory.
19:12What is that?
19:13Juice.
19:14That was fast.
19:15Hey, the lights are going to go out.
19:16Why?
19:17The lights are going to go out.
19:18It might be there.
19:19Don't say what you think.
19:22It didn't go out.
19:23Suntory.
19:24Suntory.
19:25This is bad.
19:26The lights are going to go out.
19:31If you use something, anyone can become three years older.
19:36What is that?
19:37What is that?
19:39Suntory.
19:41Suntory.
19:42This is bad.
19:43The lights are going to go out.
19:44Suntory.
19:45What if it goes out?
19:47He's angry.
19:48I get angry when I see my seniors.
19:50What is oi?
19:52Sanoi.
19:54Sanoi?
19:55Sanoi.
19:56Sanoi.
19:57Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
20:04The lights are going to go out.
20:09The lights are going to go out.
20:10The three of them are getting worse, so they're announcing the answer.
20:16Oh
20:46It's hard, isn't it?
20:54What's the thing you put a squid on vinegar?
20:57Watermelon.
20:58Watermelon.
20:59Watermelon.
21:00What do you think of?
21:01It's a thing.
21:02Slipper.
21:03Slipper.
21:04It's a mess.
21:05A thing?
21:06A thing.
21:07It's not a slipper.
21:08It's as it is.
21:09It's a thing.
21:10It's a thing.
21:11It's a thing.
21:12It's a thing.
21:13It's a thing.
21:14It's as it is.
21:15It's a thing.
21:16It's a thing.
21:17It's a thing.
21:18It's a thing.
21:19It's a thing.
21:20Sustainability.
21:21molecule of clay.
21:32You know?
21:37Yaaay!
21:40We did it!
21:42No way!
21:43Amazing!
21:44I don't think I can call this a 4.
21:46You can't?
21:48Although it ended smoothly,
21:51this program will continue as it is.
21:57Wow, what a nice sun.
21:58We did it!
22:00What a nice sun.
22:01We had a lamp, though.
22:03That's right.
22:04Mr. Mitorizu is watching the VTR that everyone is watching.
22:08If Mr. Mitorizu could say a few words...
22:13Even if it's a bird, what are the three birds?
22:18It's Mitorizu!
22:19Yaaay!
22:20No way!
22:21Amazing!
22:22Isn't it amazing?
22:23Wow!
22:24It's so cool!
22:25There are three birds!
22:27I really wanted to do this.
22:29This is it.
22:30This is it.
22:31This is nice.
22:32It's comfortable.
22:33Even if we locked up the three idiots,
22:36they were still idiots.
22:38Congratulations!
22:41Everyone is Yahoo!
22:43What is this?
22:44This is a bit of a problem.
22:46But we were able to put our hands together.
22:48That's right.
22:49But most of the answers were coincidences.
22:51Coincidences.
22:52It wasn't a deduction.
22:53We said sneakers,
22:55or we wrote seaweed.
22:56We said sneakers,
22:57and everyone was like,
22:58Oh, it's sneakers!
22:59It doesn't feel good, does it?
23:01Anyway,
23:02Rossi has a urine test, too.
23:04I think everyone who came out today has one.
23:06Two people were tested for urine in today's on-air.
23:08There are also staff who wrote congratulations.
23:11It's not a font for adults.
23:13I didn't even think about the color.
23:15It's like a light blue.
23:19Huh?
23:20Is it open?
23:21Can we escape?
23:25Why did you lock us up?
23:26How was it?
23:27How was it?
23:28It was fun.
23:29It was fun, but
23:30you didn't have to lock us up.
23:32That's right.
23:33It's the first time I've seen a V with three circuits.
23:36It's cold.
23:37It's really cold.
23:38Please don't lock us up anymore.
23:43Tell me why you locked us up.
23:45There's no reason to lock you up.
23:48I was locked up.
23:49You were locked up.
23:50Hey!
23:51You're the only one who did it right.
23:53Why?
23:54What did we do?
23:57You did too much.
23:59Damn it!
24:00Did we do something wrong?