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00:01Yes?
00:03Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:04We're going to start recording.
00:07Excuse me.
00:08Could you turn around from here?
00:10I'm turning around.
00:11Yes.
00:15It's like an FFXIV production.
00:17It's like going from the dressing room to the studio and singing.
00:20It's cool.
00:23Oh, it's outside.
00:24This is the break room.
00:26I've never seen a break room before.
00:29I've never seen a break room before.
00:36What's going on?
00:37Excuse me.
00:38Excuse me.
00:41Oh, no!
00:42What's going to happen to us?
00:44It's amazing.
00:45What's going to happen to us?
00:50Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:54Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:55Mr. Yoshitaka.
00:56Go to the middle-aged man.
00:59Disgusting.
01:02Disgusting.
01:03What's going on?
01:05It's going up.
01:07What's this?
01:08It's a disgusting sound.
01:10Shut up.
01:11Wait a minute.
01:15This program is a program where comedians are suddenly locked up and everyone watches it.
01:22Should we watch it?
01:23There is a VTR that shows various comedians being locked up.
01:27Please enjoy watching it with us.
01:32I really don't know.
01:33It's a total mess.
01:34Right?
01:35The staff isn't here either.
01:36They locked us up.
01:38Are they here?
01:43The first situation where comedians are locked up is...
01:46A dressing room.
01:48They call in comedians to film a fake show and lock them up in the dressing room.
01:54In addition...
01:56The staff has prepared several tricks.
02:01For example...
02:04When you open the door thinking it's a catering service...
02:07There is a cockroach toy inside.
02:10This is just harassment.
02:14What kind of action will the comedians take?
02:19Who is it?
02:21The first comedian to be called in is...
02:24Good morning.
02:27Fusuya.
02:30I'll call the cameraman.
02:32Okay.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34It's a school theme.
02:35Okay.
02:36Cut your bangs.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38Cut your bangs.
02:42Oh yeah.
02:49The second comedian to be called in is...
02:52Oh, now I know.
02:54What?
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57I'm sorry.
02:59Oh, he's here.
03:00He's cute.
03:01I'm sorry.
03:02What?
03:06What?
03:07You can't force it.
03:09Mr. Iko.
03:10No, no.
03:11Who knows you?
03:12Mr. Ishii.
03:13I'm the manager.
03:14Mr. Toyoshima.
03:16I don't know how many times I have to call the staff.
03:20He's so calm.
03:22Welcome.
03:23Welcome.
03:29A cockroach.
03:30There's a cockroach inside.
03:33He's so calm.
03:37I thought he would be more relaxed.
03:39I'm surprised.
03:42It's so lame.
03:43You're right.
03:44I hate it.
03:45It's lame.
03:49I don't want to watch it.
03:50I don't want to watch it again.
03:52I don't feel so good this time either.
03:55I don't want to watch it anymore.
03:58You're mean.
04:00I'm done with it.
04:01You're doing what the host wants you to.
04:03I'm done with it.
04:07What's this?
04:08It's a very hard feeling.
04:10I
04:40Think
05:10It's a little too much, isn't it?
05:12If you enjoy it like this,
05:14I'd like to lock you up for a week or a month.
05:16It's a little cold.
05:18It's a little cold.
05:20It's the reaction we want.
05:22The next entertainer to be called is...
05:26Wow!
05:28Mr. Tadashi.
05:30I didn't know.
05:32The eldest son of Kiyoshi Nishikawa,
05:34Tadashi Nishikawa.
05:36He's the prince of Yoshimoto, isn't he?
05:38I don't know.
05:40Oh!
05:46It's simple.
05:48It's a bra-pi.
05:50It's cool.
05:52It's a bra-pi uniform.
05:54It's stuck.
05:56You'll notice it when it goes like that, won't you?
05:58What?
06:00Hey!
06:02Hey!
06:04Hey!
06:06It's scary, isn't it?
06:08It's usually like this.
06:10I'd like to lock you up for a week or a month.
06:12Hey!
06:14I didn't say anything wrong.
06:16I don't care about the simplicity of the uniform.
06:18It's cool.
06:22It's a simple prank.
06:26I said what I saw.
06:28I said what I saw.
06:32Don't hold it.
06:34It's a scene.
06:36It's scary.
06:38It's a scene.
06:40Is this a video of a year later?
06:42It's been about three minutes.
06:44What is he trying to do?
06:48You'll notice it when the camera is on.
06:50It's a peach can.
06:52What's inside?
06:54Why are there three peach cans?
06:58When you touch the peach cans,
07:00you can see the gender, age,
07:02and secret of the peach.
07:04It's a long story.
07:06It's a long story.
07:08It's a long story.
07:10It's a long story.
07:12It's a long story.
07:14That's what it is!
07:16It's a peach!
07:18It's a peach!
07:24I got it!
07:26I got it!
07:28I'll give you one of these.
07:30I'll give you one of these.
07:32I'll give you one of these.
07:34Why?
07:36Why are you so excited?
07:40You're more crazy than Yopipi.
07:44It's completely different from the intention of the production.
07:50Please let me out.
07:52Please let me out of this room.
07:54Please don't lock me up.
07:56Even if he locks him up,
07:58the Westernization is correct.
08:00the Westernization is correct.
08:02Oh yeah.
08:04I think you're crazy.
08:06I think you're crazy.
08:08I think you're crazy.
08:10At first,
08:12I thought you would lock up
08:14my prince.
08:16I thought you would lock up
08:18my prince.
08:20Well, that's crazy.
08:22Well, that's crazy.
08:24I can't do it on the monitor.
08:26You know, this is just a part of the show, but you need to get a urine test, Mr. Tadashi.
08:37The next situation is this house.
08:43There is only one door that leads to the outside.
08:46We called three comedians here.
08:51Good morning.
08:54This is a nice room.
08:58Who's voice is that?
09:00It's Mr. Roshi.
09:02He's a senior comedian.
09:04This is a nice room.
09:08Good morning.
09:10I'm Yujiro Otokime.
09:12Nice to meet you.
09:14Nice to meet you, too.
09:17Good morning.
09:19Nice to meet you.
09:22These three comedians are known as the stupid comedians.
09:28It's meaningful to have these new comedians here.
09:34Nice to meet you.
09:36He doesn't say anything.
09:39Wait a minute.
09:40Excuse me.
09:42Wait a minute.
09:45He doesn't say anything.
09:47Wait a minute.
09:50He's here.
09:53He doesn't say anything.
09:55Wait a minute.
09:58Excuse me.
10:00Wait a minute.
10:04He doesn't say anything.
10:06I don't know.
10:09Nice to meet you, Mr. Roshi.
10:11He's here.
10:13I see.
10:15It's a mystery.
10:17I've locked you up until now.
10:20Why?
10:22I don't want to.
10:25What do you mean?
10:27Shut up.
10:29It's elementary school level.
10:31You can do it.
10:33I'll let you solve the mystery.
10:37Three questions are correct.
10:39If you light three lamps, you can leave the room.
10:43This is it.
10:46There are three questions.
10:48I tried to look for a mistake yesterday.
10:52Why?
10:53I tried to look for a mistake.
10:55I tried to look for a mistake yesterday.
10:57It's not a mystery.
10:59He tried to look for a mistake in private.
11:02It's not a mystery.
11:06Three people went shopping.
11:10The clerk recommended a product to Wakame-chan.
11:14Why?
11:16He's going to buy it.
11:18I don't know.
11:20It's elementary school level.
11:22I don't know.
11:24It's up to the clerk.
11:29Wait a minute. I got it.
11:31Can I write it down?
11:34You recommend a product to Wakame-chan, right?
11:36Yes.
11:37You want to know why, right?
11:38Yes.
11:39I got it.
11:41He has a wallet.
11:43He's stupid.
11:45It's not a mystery.
11:47It's not a mystery.
11:49Tatsuo is a fish.
11:52This is a good answer.
11:54Wakame-chan is a seaweed.
11:57It's a good answer.
12:00You should answer it right.
12:02I know the answer.
12:08He's a kanji genius.
12:10That's it.
12:14Wakame-chan is a seaweed.
12:17It's a seaweed.
12:19That's great.
12:21That's nice.
12:25Three adults are talking about elementary school level mysteries.
12:28I don't know the kanji.
12:32It's a bad hiragana.
12:34I thought it was a bad kanji.
12:37Wakame-chan is a seaweed.
12:39It's a good answer.
12:41I got it.
12:43It feels good.
12:44It feels good.
12:45It's a kanji.
12:46This is it.
12:50It's a vehicle with nine tigers on it.
12:54Isn't it easy?
12:56Nine.
12:58Tiger.
12:59Tiger Nine.
13:00It's a vehicle with nine tigers on it.
13:02Tiger.
13:03Tiger.
13:04Isn't it easy?
13:06I did it.
13:07Are you kidding me?
13:09I did it.
13:11I did it.
13:13It's a truck.
13:15This is it.
13:17This is it.
13:19This is the first question.
13:21This program is weird.
13:24It's easier than the previous one.
13:26It's a truck.
13:28I'm not surprised.
13:32Don's and Yujiro's answer is reach.
13:37It's a little dangerous.
13:39However, this man is pulling his legs.
13:45I don't know what to do.
13:475 plus 5 plus 5 is 500.
13:50If you add one after 1000, you get the correct answer.
13:53It's a number game.
13:54It's a famous game.
13:55There are a lot of numbers.
13:58Is it impossible to solve the problem of brain?
14:03It's still a problem.
14:05It's a problem.
14:10You can write it in katakana.
14:12Jojo?
14:14It's not Jojo.
14:16It's a genius idea.
14:17If you add one, you get 4.
14:19I don't know.
14:20You think too much.
14:22I'm still learning.
14:26This is how it looks.
14:30The class has begun.
14:33If you do this...
14:35You should look at Jojo.
14:41This is one.
14:43This is 50.
14:47If you add this, you get this.
14:50This is the last one.
14:52Where do you add 1000?
14:54Add one.
14:56That means...
14:57Eye?
15:00It's not an eye.
15:02This is also a brain test.
15:04It's a monster.
15:05It's a brain test.
15:06What did you say?
15:07It's not 50.
15:09If you make a terrible mistake...
15:12That's right.
15:13Wait a minute.
15:14It's not a terrible mistake.
15:15What are you doing?
15:18Rossi.
15:20Rossi will do it.
15:24It's important.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26What should I do?
15:28What are you doing?
15:31I'm sorry.
15:33Wait a minute.
15:35That was terrible.
15:37That was terrible.
15:38It's a family picture.
15:40The eyes are red.
15:42I got the answer.
15:43545 plus 5.
15:45It's a number.
15:47I wanted to do this.
15:49It's a number.
15:50I want to get a fun answer.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53It feels good.
15:55It's either an eye or a tower.
15:57I see.
15:58I see.
15:59It's weird.
16:00It's either a tower or a building.
16:02It's a number.
16:04It's totally Rossi World.
16:08It's 5,000 yen.
16:10It's like this.
16:12What?
16:13What?
16:14That's right.
16:15I'm embarrassed.
16:16I thought the same thing.
16:17That's fast.
16:19That's terrible.
16:20What is that?
16:21Stop it.
16:24They made a terrible mistake and went back to the beginning.
16:31That's amazing.
16:33That's a good question.
16:34It's a very funny question.
16:35These three can't understand it.
16:37It's here.
16:38It's funny.
16:39It's funny.
16:40It's funny.
16:41It's funny.
16:42However, it's been an hour since they were locked up.
16:45These three still have time to have fun.
16:49They're smiling.
16:51It's a tent.
16:53It's a thing that's in the man's crotch.
16:59It's a child.
17:01It's a baby.
17:04They said the name of the baby.
17:06It's a chuck.
17:09You can't guess it?
17:10That's amazing.
17:11That's amazing.
17:12That's amazing.
17:13Let's start from here.
17:14Let's do our best.
17:15What is the thing that stands when you are hit?
17:19Are you okay?
17:20Why did you bring a bag?
17:22It's a thing that's in the man's crotch.
17:24It's a thing that's in the man's crotch.
17:26It's a belly.
17:28Why?
17:29It's a thing that's in the man's crotch.
17:32It's embarrassing.
17:33I said it in the studio.
17:34It's a thing that's in the man's crotch.
17:37They got two questions right in a row.
17:40However,
17:44Let's take a break.
17:45Let's take a break.
17:46Which one?
17:47I want to drink water.
17:50Do you have a snack?
17:52Do you want to eat a snack?
17:53Yes, I do.
17:55It's enough.
17:56Let's eat a lot.
17:57It's enough.
17:58Let's eat a lot.
17:59Let's take a break.
18:00It's enough.
18:02Let's forget about this.
18:04There is a problem.
18:06I'm getting tired.
18:07I don't like sweets.
18:08I don't like sweets.
18:10I want to eat a lot.
18:13Is that so?
18:14That's amazing.
18:15It's heavy.
18:16It's good to crush it a little.
18:19It's good.
18:20It's good.
18:22It's my turn.
18:25I'll go this way.
18:26It's not this way.
18:27He is a fool.
18:28He is a fool.
18:29He is a fool.
18:30He is sleeping.
18:33Two hours?
18:35There is only one question left.
18:36It's a long time.
18:38Is he sleeping?
18:40He is concentrated.
18:41Is he sleepy?
18:46If you use something, anyone can turn three years old.
18:51What is that?
18:53I can't answer this.
18:54If you use something, anyone can turn three years old.
18:56I understand this.
18:58Is that true?
18:59If you use something, anyone can turn three years old.
19:05What is that?
19:08Suntory means Suntory.
19:12What is that?
19:13Juice?
19:14That's fast.
19:16The lamp is going out.
19:17Why?
19:18The lamp is going out.
19:20Don't say what you think.
19:22It didn't go out.
19:23Suntory.
19:24Suntory.
19:25That's bad.
19:26The lamp is going out.
19:31If you use something, anyone can turn three years old.
19:36What is that?
19:39Suntory.
19:41Suntory.
19:42That's bad.
19:43The lamp is going out.
19:44Suntory.
19:47He is angry.
19:48I see many seniors.
19:51How about Oi?
19:53Oi.
19:54Sanoi.
19:55Sanoi.
19:56Sanoi.
19:57Sanoi.
19:58Oi.
19:59Oi.
20:00Oi.
20:01Oi.
20:02Oi.
20:03Oi.
20:04Oi.
20:05Oi.
20:06The lamp is going out.
20:07The lamp is going out.
20:10The lamp is going out.
20:11The three are starting to break.
20:14It can't be helped.
20:15The correct answer is...
20:20Sanoi.
20:21That was close.
20:22Oi.
20:23Oi.
20:24The lamp is going out.
20:25Sanoi.
20:26Oi.
20:27Oi.
20:28Oi.
20:29Oi.
20:30Oi.
20:31Oi.
20:32Oi.
20:33Oi.
20:35That was close.
20:36I'm sorry.
20:38The three are one step away from escaping.
20:43Their stamina is at its limit.
20:52It's tough.
20:54What is the thing you put on a squid?
20:58Watermelon.
21:00Watermelon.
21:01Watermelon.
21:02What do you think of?
21:04It's a thing you put on.
21:05Slipper.
21:07Slipper.
21:08A gacchan squid.
21:09A thing you put on.
21:10A thing you put on.
21:12Isn't it a slipper?
21:13It's like that.
21:14You think with the thing you put on.
21:17Slippers.
21:18Sh прев
21:19A shoe.
21:20A slipper.
21:21Slippers.
21:22A sneaker.
21:23A sneaker.
21:26The ball is out.
21:27Ball.
21:28I didn't know.
21:32But it's the third one.
21:33He got it!
21:34He finally got it.
21:35Wow!
21:37We did it!
21:39Wow!
21:41We did it!
21:43I didn't expect that.
21:45I don't think this is a good place to sleep.
21:47Really?
21:49It was a smooth finish, but
21:51this show is about to end.
21:57What a nice sun!
21:59We did it!
22:01What a nice sun!
22:03We did it!
22:05Mr. Mitorizu is watching
22:07the VTR that everyone is watching.
22:09Yes, Mr. Mitorizu.
22:11Can you say something to him?
22:13Birds are birds,
22:15but what are the three birds?
22:17What are the three birds?
22:19It's Mitorizu!
22:21Wow!
22:23It's amazing, isn't it?
22:25It's amazing, isn't it?
22:27It's amazing, isn't it?
22:29It's amazing, isn't it?
22:31This is the best place.
22:33This is the best place.
22:35They were really stupid
22:37when they locked up the three.
22:39They were really stupid when they locked up the three.
22:41Congratulations!
22:43Everyone is stupid.
22:45This is a problem.
22:47We were doing our best.
22:49We were doing our best.
22:51But most of the answers were coincidences.
22:53It's not a coincidence.
22:55It's not a coincidence.
22:57It's not a coincidence.
22:59It's a sneaker.
23:01It doesn't feel good.
23:03Anyway, Mr. Rossi also has a urine test.
23:05Everyone who came out today may have a urine test.
23:07Two people were confirmed to have a urine test in today's on-air.
23:09And there are staff who wrote congratulations.
23:11It's not a font for adults.
23:13I didn't even think about the color.
23:15I didn't even think about the color.
23:19Is it open?
23:21Can we escape?
23:23Can we escape?
23:25Why did you lock us up?
23:27How was it?
23:29It was fun.
23:31But you didn't have to lock us up.
23:33I've never seen you lock up three people.
23:35I've never seen you lock up three people.
23:37It's cold.
23:39Don't lock us up anymore.
23:41Up!
23:43I'll tell you why I locked you up.
23:45I'll tell you why I locked you up.
23:47There's no reason to lock you up.
23:49I was locked up.
23:51You!
23:53Why?
23:55What did we do?
23:57You did too much.
23:59Damn it!
24:01Did we do something wrong?